Would this guy look more attractive as a girl?

Are you fucking stupid

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>>5738159
>Wanting to convert this manly piece of meat into an inferior womxn
End thyself!

>>5738238

I would let this man ride his boat unto my gravy river

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>>5738238
Dick status: Diamonds

>>5738264

Why diamonds?

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Right

>>5738159
>>5738238
This man must be gay, Jesus would not waste an ass like that

>>5738358

Why would Jesus not waste an ass like that?

Even as a lesbian I pick the guy on the left with the curvaceous ass. Flat ass twinks are pathetic.

>>5742187

As a lesbian, do you pick the guy with the curvaceous ass because it looks like a woman's ass?

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>>5738323
The what? Why he has his pants so tight and socks so high?

>>5744236

I don't think he can help the tight pants. Look at his body.

>>5738159
Goddamn, I miss playing baseball. Biggest douchebags all around, but the medium level of body to hotness ratio is insane

>>5744832

How does this guy's body compare to others you've seen?

>>5744832
That's pretty far right on the bell curve. They aren't six pack guys, but always nice arms/legs and a disproportionate level of facial beauty; asses are generally excellent. If you can stand the dip chewing, you'll have the privilege of viewing lots of cup and jock adjustments

Why would lesbians find this guy appealing?

Female

Female?

>>5738249
Indeed

>>5744893
That man is what dreams are made of

>>5751481

Why is he the man that dreams are made of?

>>5751564
Okay, we all have our own dreams.... He is an example of my idea of beautiful male form. Fit. Thick. Manly.

>>5751676

His body doesn't look manly.

He's a curvaceous woman.

>>5738159
Well if that isn't the best ass I've seen on a white dude, ever... and no he wouldn't be more attractive as a female. Shiiiiiiet. I'd do a run up before I dived in there head first.

>>5744621
He's kinda butterfaced. I guess it doesn't matter since he'd be bent over most of the time.
>andy cohen
yuck

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>>5744802
>>5744951
>>5738323
>>5738238
>>5738358
>mfw he's straight
>mfw he's with some disgusting female
>mfw he had a baby with her
>mfw all of that glorious ass is being WASTED
>mfw his birthday is one day before mine
such a shame

Why are all of you going crazy over a man with a woman's body? This is a gay board.

Does anyone here think he has a woman's body?

>>5752899
wtf andy cohen is a fuckin babe

>tfw will never get to pound his bussy like anderson cooper gets to every night

>>5754331

I don't find Cohen attractive. He looks cross eyed.

>>5738159
Nice ass.

I want to be in the bathroom while he lets out a poo

>>5757058

That's disgusting.

>>5738159
why do you continue to post these pictures of yourself anon
do you simply feel the need for recognition of any kind from others?

>>5758142
>implying anon could ever have such a delicious poop vault

>>5758142
Tbh I love this maymay. Id eat his ass out for hours.

>>5758226
>tfw you will never eat his ass while the head of a poo comes out like a shy turtle and kisses your lips

>>5758226

Maymay?