Is bf the most prized/rare commodity in the universe?

Nah. Most cis girls have em. They're quite common.

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>>5736547
Obviously meant gay (good quality) bf, Anon.

>>5736547
Actually I think there's more single people than couples.

No, because if it were so rare it wouldn't be in your face (not how you want it), mocking you constantly.

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>>5736531

No, gf is. Bf's what you settle for due to gf being unobtainable.

>>5736629
But I've never in my life wanted gf. I always wanted bf, Anon, since the very beginning.

I am in need of a bf. I can't handle the loneliness for much longer.

>>5736717
I can be your bf

>>5736629
Gf is horrible idea anyway.

just want f

>>5738239
:(

Not if you're a normie

>>5736629
BISCUM GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5736531
Only for ugly people like me. Otherwise, they're pretty common.

>>5744303
I want a (white) burly, manly, muscly, handsome bf who is larger, coarse, and more intimidating than me, but who is actually kind of shy and sensitive in private and affectionate.

I'd love to cuddle with him at night, and in the morning, we'd have breakfast together and and converse for hours.

But nobody wants an ugly loser spic like me.

>>5744518
Somebody does. But they probably don't fit what you're looking for. My standards are pretty low.
>mentally stable
>not a total whore
And that's still too fucking narrow.

>>5744533
I'm too much of a loser to find anybody else again. Plus I've never had luck at anything, so the chances of finding someone who:
-Finds me attractive
-Whom I find attractive
-Is willing to enter a relationship/single

Is extremely low. I'm going to be forever alone. I wish my ex- hadn't left, but it's my fault, looking back at it. I was too weak to actually hold on.

>>5744569
You sounds pretty young. And you found a bf once, so you could totally do it again. Don't be such a downer.

>>5744586
>You found bf once

It was a fluke, won't happen again. Also, it was an online bf, and some would argue that it never counted as an actual relationship.

>>5744518
>But nobody wants an ugly loser spic like me.
Good you got that figured out.

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>>5736531

it is

>tfw no bf

>>5744711
uhhh i'm pretty sure that's a woman

>>5744748

lies

he's just too cute for you

My gbf couldn't pin down a good bf and we eventually started dating (I am not a man)...am I just a substitute because he doesn't have a guy?

>>5744757

either that or he's bi

But he never said he was bi before...is that just a way of avoiding the issue?

>>5744766

could be, if it's just dating as in going out with eachother then idk but if you 2 are fucking then he's probably bi, or he's very very desperate

>>5744771
well we would be fucking if he wasn't waiting for a foreskin op...get up to plenty of other stuff though, he loves going down (maybe too much to be legit?)

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>>5744805

yeah sounds like legit biscum

>>5744824
I guess...makes me insecure though. He's out to all his friends as gay, I never met him before he was out so he's always been gay to me...we have to hide the whole "I'm dating my gbf" thing because he's gay
is it all just too gay to be bi?

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>>5744837

Well I can imagine that if I had to tell people 'sorry, not gay, bi, it was a mistake' it would be a pretty weird thing to do

if he's an effeminate faggot he might be ashamed of his bif feels

bi*

>>5744852
He's less effeminate than he used to be but yeah, it seems really odd that he'd go straight to gay if he felt like fucking chicks sometimes

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>>5744869

bi it is then

also: my dreams have been crushed

http://boards.420chan.org/cd/res/390469.php

search for 'alice tootham'

nvm the bf ;_;

>>5736531
Nah you must be ugly and have a shit personality

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I dont know
I just wish I knew where all of them hang out
But im going to die alone anyway
I just want to know what it feels like to not be alone

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>>5744918

where do you live

maybe we could meet up

;_;

>>5745050
there would be no point
im such a non-entity you might as well be alone

>>5736531
no that's gf

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>want a bf
>have nothing to offer
end me