/mtfg/ - happy valentines!

that trip doe

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>>5727739
You're not pathetic, don't say that about yourself. I'm sure people do care about you. Someone will even love you like that some day, too. Don't get beat up about it but go get some sleep, it might help you feel better.

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>tfw people don't think you have a dad bod

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fuck u cyba i dont need a timestamp u know its me u fuckin nigger

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How do I stop feeling gross?

>>5727789
Adri leg

>>5727790
stop being a gross man.

>>5727790
Get FFS and an BA. Feel good about yourself after a couple long months of healing. Git gud at voice.

Suddenly, life is perfect. Then you're just making up for lost time and basically going through ages 14-21 all over again, just time accelerated. Or you'll want to anyway.

good looking chaser here.

i got a decent job and the insurance will got your srs (i looked into it) if you're my spouse.

who wants to marry me?

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>>5727771
You think shes ugly?

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>>5727775
>>5727777
Checked. Nice jackpot digits.

Also, good job on the trip, I think you've learned a valuable lesson today.

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>>5727788
That is totally not a dad bod
>>5727790
When you find out let me know

>>5727803
beepbeep?

>>5727798
What's a BA?

>>5727798
>just get ffs :)
>>5727799
i don't live in clapistan and i would want a suporn vag.

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>just spent all my gas and food money that was supposed to last me until the 26th on that laser groupon

i don't really regret it /yet/ but i wonder if my mom will let me live at her house for a few days for food...

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Jeb Bush.

>>5727799
idk i can get srs on my own but sure

>>5727788
STOP TEMPTING ME, SUCCUBUS

>>5727810
suporn? id rather perform the surgery myself. come by i'll fix you up

>>5727803
nose is a major turnoff.
>>5727808
lol.

>>5727803
She's better looking then yume, who kinda gives me the heebes

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>>5727812
Why didn't you mention that when you were talking about the groupon, how are you gonna live if she says no??

>>5727804
ill probably take it off in a day or two

ive gone through trips for the past 3 years on here i dont like usin em

>>5727814
what you looking like lady?

>>5727823
bad

>>5727824
let me see that good looking mug

>>5727816
i don't think that's what "health insurance covered" insinuates. i think le maymay gook doctor is more trustworthy, sorry anon.

>>5727799
can I? plz

>>5727799
A chaser who doesn't care if I have a vag? Marry me

>>5727815
S.ssoorryy I'm just emotionally vulnerable right now and want someone to take advantage of it

i'm also watching the babadook with my friend...

i don't think i'm going to sleep tonight...

>>5727821
i have rice and beans and pancake stuff and a bit of eggs and beef and stuff, i think i can make it a week and a half or so...

>>5727808
Bachelor of Arts.

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>>5727808
breast augmentation

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>>5727788
But you don't?
>>5727789
Hey! Yume! Someone was impersonating you earlier... :-)Do I see butt in the background? Both anon and I want to move to Portland the tranny mecca. Do you recommend?

>>5727798
Might as well get voice surgery too if you are spending that kind of money.
>>5727799
Kayla here is your ticket
>>5727803
Shes pretty
>>5727808
Breast augmentation
>>5727816
Isn't Suporn one of if not the best

>>5727833
What if an emergency happens or something!?
>tfw can't just take care of every girl here and make sure they have enough to eat

>>5727837
>idiot STILL thinks it was an impersonator
lol

>>5727832
Well I don't want to take you, so stop it.

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>>5727837
yes i do recommend very much i could show ya around

thats adri butte desu

and that person wasnt impersonating me i dont think

only one person made a fake post last thread d00d

>>5727838
i would honestly rather go week without food than deal with facial hair. i've become more confident in my voice and i'm no longer really dysphoric about it.

my facial hair is the only thing that bothers me anymore...

>>5727822
Well then, in a day or two I'll be here again :^)
Then we can all be Yume again. It'll be like a costume party except we wear each other's skin.

>>5727847
just ask your steam pals for money
>tfw not passing enough to beg for money from vidya betas

>>5727827
anywhere in the us or canada we can get this done by any surgeon, your choice

>>5727828
are you cute?

>>5727831
3 holes are better than 2

>>5727837
who is kayla?

>>5727847
A week wont kill you but you should still eat..

>>5727850
i HATE asking people for things. like i don't think i could do it...

i wouldn't turn down an offer though.

>>5727854
rather my face be cute and hairless rather than have food desu

>>5727851
>who is kayla

Grandma

>>5727851
i don't live in either. i'd still opt for suporn regardless.

>>5727818
I know, I plan on having it worked on.

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http://desustorage
.org/r9k/thread/26075279/#q26075736

>Red: Fag in a wig
>Yellow: Pass, but look "off"
>Green: Would probably believe they're women without question

>>5727860
that's good. i'm just memeing anyways, you look better than i ever will.

>>5727859
if you were sweet and i fell in love with you i would pay for whatever your pretty little heart desires, because that's what a princess gets.

>>5727851
>are you cute?
yesss I am

>>5727866
i'm neither and i am undeserving of the affection. the sentiment is almost touching, though. hopefully you find someone that suits your needs, anon.

>>5727845
That would be nice I also need to know is there a trader joes in or around Portland?

Imma send you lewdz later then

>>5727851
>who is Kayla

A meme.
>>5727847
But then you will lose fat in your face which will make you look like a man.
>>5727862
Fuck I will never pass as well

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>>5727862
Why didn't u use the real trip group pic

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>>5727873
yeah theres quite a few

whole foods too

>>5727862
>ye old "you have to be a 8 or a 9 and white" or I'd clock you argument

It's literally divided by attractiveness, knowing they're trans before hand, I've actually done this in soc class, regular looking women get clocked if you tell them every woman is trans in a group.

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holy crackers sex is amazing oh and I'm not a virgin any more

>>5727871
why are you downplaying yourself? i'm sure you have good qualities.

>>5727868
may i see your face? i'm a face guy, i need a pretty one to kiss every morning before work to keep me in a good mood all day.

>>5727862
Damn i gotta step up my game

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>>5727878
I try to tell my trans friends this. A lot of them pass without the prior knowledge they're trans. But even some cis women don't pass. A lot of the people in that image pass well too, but I know it's just a bait image so I don't even bother.
>>5727882
Wow that's lewd but congrats

>>5727878
Cheska looks white to you?

>>5727878
Welcome to h e l l

>>5727882
>makorra
omg trannies do have shit taste

great success

>>5727882
How long did you last?

>>5727882
Wasn't your first kiss like yesterday? Daaaaam gurl

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>>5727875

Also my parents said they would buy me a plane ticket to visit my sister (in mt. Hood) so I might be around the area
>>5727878
Femininity is attractive to most cis males
>>5727882
Congrats. How sore is your anus

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>>5727843
It's ok ;-;

>>5727883
primarily because i have a shorter lifespan than anyone else you could choose here and because my ex was against the idea of marrying me and he cared for me an unfathomable amount.

>>5727890
My tastes aren't shit. Ask me my opinion on things.

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>>5727894
its by the same girl she's my first everything .///.

first valentine first gf first kiss first partner

>>5727892

>>5727896
Something tells me korra topped

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>>5727882
we could come getcha

its not TOO far

>>5727898
I'm a girl. I don't want a girl for sex.maybe a little kissing wouldn't hurt

>>5727896
You take a lot of selfies
How come?

the babadook is SO scary fuck

also, the groupo price changed to $75 like RIGHT after i bought it and they sent me an email saying they gave me back the difference!

i have like 15 for groceries for the next 11 days so i should be okay..

>>5727900
may i ask how old are you? i'm not your ex, i'm a different person.

>tfw nobody to watch movies with
I just wanna have a friend or a bf or something and hang out watching movies every night
>>5727912
Stock up on ramen and hope the sodium doesnt kill you!

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>>5727909
wha? Louisiana is super far from Washington tho. That's where u stay right?

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>>5727882
>>5727905
>wants to transition
>fucks and kisses women and obviously has a mans sexual appetite but just shy about it


I'm sorry but does this make any fucking sense to anyone?

>>5727918
>hope the sodium doesnt kill you

You know what spiro does right?

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>>5727920
what

>>5727887
Circe and Edie are extremely cute woc, and yes in 2016 Asian women are treated like white women, they actually earn more on average, get arrested less, and arent shown prejudice by white men like black and Hispanic women are on online dating sites.

>>5727916
22. i know you're not my ex.

>>5727926
nothing I think I misread it ;-;

>>5727924
Not in regards to sodium.

>>5727930
because asian women are pretty, duh

>>5727910
I don't really have sex, I mostly kiss and hold people

>>5727922
DON'T FUCKING IGNORE ME, YOU LITTLE CUNTS.

KORRA HAS AGP AND YOU ALL KNOW IT.

>>5727945
Oh no. Is it contagious?

>>5727944
Well that's sweet. But don't you want to hold and kiss men the way God intended?

>>5727932
okay so could you under the cloak of anonymity elaborate what you meant by your short life span? and why your ex not wanting to marry you mark you unmarriable?

>>5727952
Yes. Louisiana has it and it will soon spread to all of the East Coast.

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>>5727904
Korra is shit compared to The Last Airbender. Tlab was the best show ever made tho
>>5727909
That would be cool
>>5727911
I never took selfies before I started transition. Now I like my body for the first time in my life. Also to prove I am cyba and not anon.
>>5727920
They are in Portland Oregon. I live in Minnesota. My sister lives in Mt. Hood Oregon. That's close to Portland.

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wonder where the Louisiana sheriff went to? well you can sure get lost in the Louisianan bayou
>>5727963
yeah sounds like a blast

hmu w/e

>>5727960
Oh shit, I think it's already here.

>>5727922
We know
Old news thats all

>>5727953
I don't know why but holdong a guy doesn't emotionally fullfill me. Maybe because I've never touched one that wanted me for more then sex.

>>5727955
it's hardly anonymity, two people can identify me on that last sentence alone. simply put though, illness.

i feel as his approval was everything to me and without it i have lost the confidence and susceptibility to compliments and affection. i wouldn't make a good wife anymore as my heart isn't in it for anyone else right now.

>>5727963
Well it's good that you are feeling good about yourself

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>>5727965
oh I'd so b down for a road trip out there. Never been up that way

>>5727963
the more i know!

>>5727970
That's so sad but so true :(

>>5727972
i would be happy to push you around in your wheelchair on a sandy beach on your last days on this earth and promise to be together again one day as the sun sets on the still ocean

>>5727963
Last airbender was always too juvenile to me, korra is a blast to watch again knowing she's les

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>>5727966
If you see this monkey, please contact your local police. He is the original AGP carrier.

>>5727952
implying you're not the agp queen

>>5727993
#burn

>>5726765
H-hi

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>>5727994

>>5727996
All me

>>5727993
I can't be, I don't even post anime anymore.

>>5727999
Is that watashi?

>>5727999
shes just the queen of mtfg, though those two are closely related

also anyone have the mtfg queen gif with sparkles and shit

>>5728005
you're about the only name I recognize
how's life, senpai?
you always seemed p. chill

>>5728002
no it was me back off

>>5728012
Don't make me use a trip on my phone too anon..

>>5728010
Watashi is the queen of mtfg?

>>5728017
why are you in bed already? mommy said its bed time?

>>5728018
Watashi is the queen of agp

We just went over this, wtf

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>>5728018
no duh, curse you if you don't recognize the queen

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>>5727965
Will do. I can't wait for everyone to find out how painfully awkward I am in real life
>>5728002
How lewd
>>5728012
>>5728017

Ahhhhhhhhhhbvhhhhhh who is this ahhhhh

Also use clover its great

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>>5727882
>tfw I will never have pity sex with a fat coworker girl on valentines day. and also be black.

>>5728021
I don't live with my mom....... And it's midnight o.o

>>5728028
but we do live with gem mommy

>>5728026
Post a pic with your hair tired up again
it looks bretty gud that way desu

>>5728026
I'm sure I can make you come out of your shell fgt. We'll have fun

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>>5728027
neither of us are fat and were dating now so I dont think it's pity

>>5728023
>tattoo

Transitioning does not give you a license to be trashy FYI

>>5728002
>>5728012
>>5728017
>tfw too many yumes
Who am I to trust?

>>5728028
>midnight
2 AM here 2bh
I have a paper to write, instead I'm shitposting
t. irresponsible faggot

>>5728031
Gem isn't my mommy, I'm gems mommy. Get it right kid
>>5728036
Shut the fuck up don't you ever say an I'll word about ufufu

>>5728034
Now you're dating her? Why are you even transitioning? Who is everyone here not stopping an obvious agp to transition??

>>5728041
Trashyfufu

>>5728044
I'm agp and I transitioned

: - )

>>5728044
whats wrong with agps transitioning? being turned on 24/7 is great

>>5728041
but gem mommy provides for us and gives us a place to live and is older than us so how could we ever be her mommy? don't be silly

>>5728048
DO NOT TALK ILL ABOUT UFUFU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT *GRABS YOU BY THE COLLAR*
>>5728052
Wrong. I'm her mommy. Get it right kid.

>>5728050
You're fucking insane and you're in Portland, so not a problem.

>>5728051
WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH NOT JOIN THEM

hello i hope your valentine's day was good.
in case you didn't have anyone special, here's a gift from me.

https://unsee.
cc/sazopugi/

I cant live anymore

>>5728053
*sniff* *sniff* anyone else smell trash?

>>5728054
sorry, im a schlick lorde already

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>>5728052
wrong

>>5728011
I'm doing very well actually. I'm working, I'm getting prepared to go back to school, I'm with a wonderful girl. Feels like life is about as good as it's gonna get for me right now.

How are you doing Anon?

>>5728056
Ummm thanks?

>>5728065
>girl
i knew it

>>5728059
DO. NOT. TALK. ILL. ABOUT. UFUFU. I WILL FUCK YOU UP
>>5728056
GROSS WTF??????????????????
>>5728054
teehee

>>5728065
Glad to hear you're doing well.
Wish I could say the same.

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Transhumanism when?

>>5728060
YOU WERE MY SISTER, FEMANON. I LOVED YOU.

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>>5728062
Can I crash at your place senpai? I promise I'll be a good roomie

>>5728075
uhh, thats pretty agayp you know?

>>5728054
>tfw agp

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I will bring pre-cum soaked femdicks and innie vaginas to my new empire.

>>5728067
Not just another girl, another trans girl. I guess I really do have the AGP.

>>5728070
I'm sorry to hear it Anon. I hope whatever it is works itself out.

I heard from a legitimate source Kayla shot herself today. Still not sure if it's true or not, but please let's be nice to each other in this awakening.

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>>5728068

>>5728079
>tfw no neo vag to furiously masturbate to in front of a mirror

>>5728083
F

>>5728077
>>5728079
WE MUST BRING BALANCE TO THE MTFG FORCE

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>>5728076
as long as you continue that lewd attutude you're welcome senpai

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>>5728086
Pls donate so I can lie out my agp fantasies :^)

>>5728091
I'm no good at being lewd towards others tho

>>5728076
stop trying to freeload your pathetic existence and actually fucking make an effort into forwarding your transition instead of just crying about your simply epik dysphoria every day. you're a worthless parasite to society and to the general.

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>>5728089
*executes transbian order 66*

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>tfw too tall and will never pass and starting to wonder why Im wasting my time trying this

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>You will never wander the sea of informatiom
>Free from flesh and blood shackles

>>5728094
Everybody hear that sound?
Bitch got served!

>>5728094
>taking that seriously

>>5728095
ONCE MORE THE TRUTRANS WILL RULE THE GALAXY

>>5728086
>tfw ywn have a precum soaked penis again
>tfw ywn get turned on by the fact you're a girl that has a penis and furiously masturbate in the mirror to your penis
>tfw aap forever unfulfilled

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>>5728033
Tbqh 4chan is my only social outlet right now. I dropped all my friends so I didn't have to tell them I am mutilating myself to trick men into crude gay sex
>>5728032
Its fighting me
>>5728036
Transitioning already makes boys trashy so why not tbdesu
>>5728038
Trust no one
>>5728054
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
>>5728056
Tanks anon
>>5728058
What's wrong anon?
>>5728083
What source? She didn't sound worse than usual
>>5728093
Just slut it up kuppy
>>5728097
Height doesn't matter. Shoulders are the only thing that can't be fixed

>>5728103
stupid aapscum get your own gen

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>Really want to finger myself tonight and cum anally
>Just took a huge poop
Fug.

>>5728100
you say that type of shit all the time. you wish there was an easy way out and you've obviously made zero effort into anything. you literally just sit here all day posting about how crippling dysphoria is while living full-time as a male without hrt, while trying to act cutesy with your anime and l-l-lewd posting. XD. like at least that unsalvageable ape korra is on hrt, you have zero excuse. how about you get a job and see a gp?

>>5728107
You posted a pretty good pic of you with tied up hair a while back
was pretty cute desu

>>5728113
Damn, hon. How was Valentine's?

>>5728093
you will be once we get some cute boy take your virginity

I use to be a pure virgin until yume seduced me honestly, and now I like doing all sorts of lewd things and actually beg for them

>>5728116
pretty good, thanks for asking. how about you, hon?

>tfw virgin

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>>5728113
Fine whatever
I'll leave then if that's what you want
I'll come back when I've made a step (getting a job)
Fairwell /mtfg/

>>5728122
>replying to him

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>>5728083
idk senpai, doesn't sound suicidal to me

>>5728122
you said the same bullshit last time we told you to get your shit together. please, prove me wrong. get the fuck out and actually do something with your life. good luck.

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>>5728122
Noooooo

>>5728122
sleep tight kuppers ;~;

>>5728129
ayyyyyyyy
>>5728128
nice meme.

>>5728110
I know this feeling.

>>5728129
>>5728135
>1 minute apart

>>5728135
>the angry anon was Kayla lecturing about not making progress
Lmao

>>5728133
Just stop. Do you have some kind of disorder that inhibits your ability to sense when you have crossed a line?

Legit you're the kind of tranny that makes us all cringe.

>>5728103
didn't you just visit someone and had sex?

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Would mones be more effective if I lost weight?

>>5728122
;-;
See ya Kupster, good luck.

>>5727999
post more old pic of trips

>>5728144
>being fat and a tranny

Umm nobody wants to fuck fat people, doubly so if you're a tranny as well.

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>>5728137
?
>>5728138
>not knowing kayla's old trip
also bruh you are literally posting the hilarious and original misgender meme.

>>5728145
How come anons never drive you out? Don't mean anything by it I'm just curious.

They're so vehement about this being a TRUTRANS only general and anyone pre-HRT is by default a fetishist who must leave.

But an openly cis girl is fine.

>>5727862
Man, after I'm all healed up from FFS I'll try my luck at this.

H-hopefully I get a green circle. We'll see. The last time I posted my pre-FFS picture you folks seemed to think that I passed 100%, but had a pretty damn masculine forehead that dampened it.

We'll see. God I hope so.

>>5728153
i asked this last thread. everyone is a desperate retard that thinks "chasing is okay if it's a cute girl :3"

>>5728149
Not fat, just not a skelly. I'm just asking a question. I'm tall, so drugs already work harder for me.

>>5728141
There are no lines on 4chan other than cp. Irl I would never do any of this shit.

>>5728153
Because she is a "real girl" while anons were insinuating kuppy isn't trans

>>5728158
But Shell isn't trans either.

>>5728154
post pic

>>5728107
>What's wrong anon?
I'm alone, nobody likes me, I'm a burden on the people who do, I'm mentally ill so I can't help but feel like even those few people dont care about me. I havent had friends in years I never fit in anywhere and I should just be dead. There is no point to my existence. It's just nothing but suffering.

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okay so the babadook was a really good movie, just nowhere as scary as i thought it would be. i don't even really think i would call it a horror movie. i think its more of just a story of that family's depression and coping with loss and stuff.

the entire time i just felt sorry for them.

the first half of insidious is still the scariest thing i've ever seen though.

>>5728158
You're a unpassable tranny with a xbox hueg forehead that won't ever be passable with a dude face. Nobody wants to see your spammed selfies or your ass. Seriously the only people that respond to you are as pathetic as you are. I've seen dozens of trannies like you come and go. Every time all the normal well adjusted trannies just cringe at people like you.

>>5728164
What can you do to change that situation?

>>5728170
not sure, im socially inept and no matter how hard i try to meet people and make friends i just end up feeling even more lonely by myself

>>5728167
>normal
>well-adjusted
>tranny
are you 'avin a giggle?

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>cute girl mutual likes me on okc
>she turns out to be trans halfway through the conversation
>sure, w/e, qt grilldick
>she links me a twitter post
>it's talking about her SRS two days ago
She has a cute face, but I have no idea how I'd deal with a disgusting, horrific gaping wound built of the remnants of her dick.

>>5728167
trip ON kayler

>>5728179
chasers pls go

>>5728179
I used to be mostly ok with my dick, it was the least of my problems with how I looked but since transitioning and presenting female a lot of time holy fuck I want this thing gone.

i want a qt trans girlfriend who won't try to use her penis on me.

http://strawpoll.me/6822651
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http://strawpoll.me/6822651

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>>5728184
I'm trans too, I'm just disgusted by the repulsive products of invasive surgical butchery.

>>5728143
I'm visiting someone but we havn't had sex

>>5728109
;~;

>>5728163
I have one that was taken a while ago but it's closer to a mug shot than anything else. Like, my eyes are half-closed. It's sooo embarrassing, and I'm not smiling or anything!

Hair is disorderly in it too. It was taken hastily oh god now I'm nervous all over again.

Is that okay?

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>been in stealth mode for years
>small frame and feminine face already
>not many pictures of myself, no social media
>so nobody has noticed any change besides my skin looking nicer
>had a growth spurt in my chest this fall and winter
>it's not impossible for me to hide my tits under a fugg

>>5728153
Chasers are only creepy when they are dudes, duh.

>>5728193
sure let's see

>>5728199
Most things that are creepy when an ugly guy does it is fine when a cute girl does it

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>>5728189
What constitutes using my penis? I don't like fucking, but I do like stroking it/having it stroked. Especially while being fucked.

>>5728194
usually stealth means living as a girl

>>5728204
>this will never happen to you
why even bother anymore

>>5728202
literal male logic.

>>5728176
Do you have a therapist?
>>5728167
I don't pass yet, but I think I will in the future. If you don't like me filter me. Idgaf
>>5728179
It's not really a wound. Look up pics of post op vaginas
>>5728185
Same
>>5728204

I'd say using it to fuck someone else

>>5728213
>Do you have a therapist?
Yeah. I'm not sure how much help he is.

>>5728204
i can deal with that.

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>>5728207
Nah, fuck your meme terms. Stealth means being sneaky, I've been sneakily transitioning for 2 years now. Nobody knows except my girlfriend and a few other close friends.

>>5728224
then just say secretly when talking in a community where stealth has a different meaning, lol.

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>>5728200
P-please no bully. I didn't have time to do my hair and tried to fix it up quickly to go out for lunch, and oh god I was a total mess, As per usual my eyes were half-closed in the photo so it looks like I have terrible hooding when I really don't. I didn't even have makeup on and I was still doing major facial electrolysis so I have a bit of shadow. I'm not even smilling because I kept messing up the picture BY smiling.

It's also a terrible photo please excuse.

Only getting minor FFS. I already have plenty of acne scarring from having crazy high testosterone in puberty, but I'll be getting a chemical peel or dermabrasion in the near future to help it along.

>>5728189
I don't understand this. I want to be a cis girl with all my heart, and so I don't think I could date someone who wasn't... normal, especially for stability reasons. Could never date a FtM because I like the D too much.

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>>5728231
Nah, I'll just keep using words properly thank you. I won't ask you to practice your ability to read properly and make use of logical thought, because if you had any interest in doing that you would have already.

Life exists outside of your meme bubble, there is more to living and being trans than knowing all the proper lingo.

>>5728224
You're closeted

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>>5728242
you sure showed him with all that damage control sir :^))))))

>>5728238
Is that you? You pass and look like a soccer mom

>>5728242
>i'm going to use all words literally then get defensive when people call me out on it being inappropriate use.
bruh don't get riled up because you were wrong about something.

>>5728242
it's not particularly stealthy to be a dude taking estrogen

>>5728250
What gave you that idea?

>>5728252
>>5728255
>>5728256
What is this autism? Where do I begin?
Is this a trick?

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>>5728254
Yep, that's me.

> You pass and look like a soccer mom

;_;. I'm 23. I don't want to look like a mom, damnit.

Am I attractive? Ugly? Or what?

>>5728259
new kayla has been borned

welcome honey

>>5728238
Please take a picture of you smiling, even a litt.e

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>>5728242
This isn't a meme bubble though. Stealth is living full time and not disclosing assigned birth gender like ever. The term has been around since forever in the trans community.

Like, it was pretty obvious what you meant tho.

>>5728259
do you have a sense of irony? you're literally trying to argue semantics while calling linguistics "meme words".

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these threads have really gone downhill haven't they

>>5728263
>welcome honey
I'm not even new, lmao. Been here for two years.

>>5728265
It's like, 4 AM where I live. I can't do it right now because I'm living with my folks while I get my shit together. I just happen to be a chronic insomniac.

I have cheek apples though, if that's what you're wondering.

>>5728269
Seems business as usual.

>>5728261
you look like oddish if she had ffs

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>>5728281
I...is that a bad thing?

Like, out of 10, where would I land with 5 being average? Assume smiling.

God, what if I'm hideous. Well, I guess I can sorta live with being an ugly girl, but at least I pass... I guess... Might be hard to find a bf though.

>>5728289
>Might be hard to find a bf though.
don't worry even if you passed you lack the personality to land one <3

>>5728289
i'm ugly and unpassing and i found plenty of bfs.

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>>5728267
Oh I know exactly what people use the term "stealth mode" for, but it also completely applied to what I was saying and I happen to like the term. Language!

Like you said, it was obvious what I meant and you have to be a pretty petty person to get this riled up over somebody not strictly using the TRUTRANS definition of a term.

>>5728268
I take it you don't actually know what a meme is? Anyway it's not semantics because the term "stealth mode" hasn't evolved or changed, it still means exactly what I said it did for the whole world. The only difference is it has been given a memetic definition by a niche internet group.

I used the term properly, I just didn't use it in a what that adheres to your meme.

>>5728289
p average right now, with brow ffs could be a lot better tho

>>5728292
Nonsense. I've always had a very feminine and outgoing personality, I just inevitably repressed it when I hit university because of the workload.

So it's gradually returning to the norm that I was at during highschool of being overly emotional about every little thing.

>>5728274
>I have cheek apples though, if that's what you're wondering.
I don't care what you have, I just think you look cute and I want to see a photo of you that isn't an unflattering mugshot.

>>5728296
if you're seriously using the literal meaning of meme on fucking 4chan, just stop. you aren't a special snowflake, you're being socially retarded and failing to see it.

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>>5728307
Now who's damage controlling? Look, anon, I'm sorry you lack the reading comprehension to understand that words and phrases can take on multiple meanings through a given context.

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>>5728300

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>>5728301
C-cute? Did someone actually call me cute?!

I might be average-looking but someone actually called me cute for the first time in my life! I'm crying from happiness. Thank you god, something good happened for once. Wooooooooo!

No seriously, the first time I put on makeup early on in this whole adventure I cried, and cried, and cried from happiness and I experienced the deepest euphoria that I had felt in my entire pitiful existence that lasted for a full week before subsiding, because it made me feel like I *could* do this.

For once I go to bed happy! I'll have good dreams for once instead of those pesky nightmares! Maybe I'll there'll actually be a happy ending to this long depressing saga!

>>5728314
what am i trying to damage control? you're actually retarded if you think anyone here should look at the word "meme" and think someone is using the actual word.

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>>5728296
no u r riled up!

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>>5728316
I'll take it all back if you don't post a picture of yourself smiling in this general sometime soon.

>>5728318
I don't think you should look at the word "meme" and think I was using the actual word. That's why I assumed you didn't know what it meant, and I'm still pretty sure you don't.

I'll remind you that you started this kerfuffle because you were upset that I used language properly, not because I used the word "meme."

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>>5728297
What kind of brow FFS? Brow lift? Or are we talking that type-three forehead reconstruction thingie?

>>5728322
N-nooooooooooo! Don't take away my happiness! That's just crueeeeeeeeeeeel!

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What's the best way to kill my gf?

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>>5728331
>N-nooooooooooo! Don't take away my happiness! That's just crueeeeeeeeeeeel!
Then take a smiling picture of yourself, cutie. I mean it.

>>5728331
Something to reduce brow bone, so yeah I guess it's that?

>>5728333
old age XD

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>>5728333
Studying abroad in Canada.

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>>5728333
>>5728338

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>>5728334
> Cutie.

Oh god you're making me melt. I can't imagine how I'd react to having a loving boyfriend who whispers sweet nothings into my ear on a daily basis. Heck, even just laying down with one in bed would be so embarrassing I think I'd burst a gasket and faint.

I'm way too innocent for this. I didn't even masturbate as a guy until I was like, 20, and even then I started with grinding and stuff. I don't know what I'd do if a guy came onto me. Do I know how to say 'no'? Would I want to? I don't know, I don't bloody know it's just all too murky.

I'm not going to think about it too hard and go back to watching Kaichou ha Maid-sama. Usui is a hottie.

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>>5728356
Calm down, I'm just a girl who thinks you look cute. Post a picture of you smiling and I may end up sexually attracted to you though.

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>>5728333
this >>5728338, preferably in your arms somewhere tropical

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>>5728362
spoopy

>>5728238
post full pic, wider shot

>>5727905
>first valentine first gf first kiss first partner
It's a pretty great feel

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hello I am just here to post ronnie acting like an anime
goodbye

>im so familiar with being a guy i dont even know how to be a girl
fuck i hate myself
would anyone wanna become my teacher and guide me into things i never learned?

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>have to apply for jobs to get neetbux
>tfw keep getting job interviews
Leave me alone I just want to be a neet!

>tfw you will never be a cis female aging stripper living out a shitty life in the south chain smoking

>>5728393
Could I get in on this too?
I don't think I ever explicitly learned how to be a guy, but I don't really know what either means

>>5728400
>you'll never be a girl whos living out her edgy bad girl phase

>>5728400
>tfw you will never be a cis female in high school and get asked to prom by a shy but decent looking guy and ditch him halfway through for a hotter guy

>>5728398
trip on

>>5728213
>Look up pics of post op vaginas
And? They still repulse me. It's like fucking a phalloplastic dick.

>>5728401
For me it's more I picked up on what guys do and how they act and stuff for fear of being gay. I wanted to pay attention to girls and get into all of that but if i did i'd be gay and that wasn't good.

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>>5728338
Not an option she has to be destroyed both physically and emotionally.
>>5728367
Would this cause you to suffer immensely?

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>watching steven universe for the first time and see this

>>5728411
By all of that I mean fashion and makeup and things like that. I even policed my mannerisms.

>>5728398
I wish I could get a job, how do you apply for neetbux

>>5728392
you have a good sense of humor sheen

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>>5728362
> Someone on the internet may be sexually attracted to me.

At first, this Valentine's day sucked and I was feeling super down and lonely for not having a bf to make delicious chocolate hearts for or spoil.

But now? I think you gave me quite a bit of confidence in my appearance. Yes, average with a bit of cuteness. That was my aim, that was my goal, I just wanted to be a normal, average girl my age, if I was anything cuter or more attractive than that I'd be happy with it, but if I was at least average, I'd be content.

And I hit it that goal. I can actually live an ordinary life without worrying about being clocked or any trans issues, with my biggest trans-centric problem will be to remember to poke myself every week. Do you understand what a massive relief this is? It's basically like telling a little kid that all their dreams and wishes will come true. I'm ecstatic, the world finally feels just, and I can finally express myself the way I always wanted to. All I need to do is practice voice more, and I can carry on like nothing happened with a spring in my step.

Starting to get a wee bit too deep into fashion though. I can see myself spending stupid amounts of money on well-coordinated outfits, but I suppose we can't all be perfect.

I'm going to sleep. I predict sweet dreams, for once, now that so many of my anxieties and worries have been finally laid to rest.

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>>5728426
Get your beauty sleep, baby. I'll be waiting for you when you get up.

Good night.

>>5728409
Not at all. Post-op vaginas are remarkably realistic, and in some cases look 'better' than the real thing. It just so happens that vaginas don't look or smell particularly nice in the first place, especially if you're a straight woman who doesn't have those hormones that makes something so unappealing, appealing.

Phalloplastic dicks for ftms are hideous, and neither function properly, nor do they look proper. It's not an apt comparison.

Also, please note: ensure you're looking at suporn's work. Don't even think about that twenty billion year old penile reversement technique that no one sane uses in this day and age.

>>5728426
>>5728238
If I passed you on the street I wouldn't even bat an eye to consider your gender, you totally pass.

I'd probably check you out desu if you have a nice butte.

>>5728431
Post-Op pussies confuse me. How do they work? If you get cum inside one, does it clean itself? Is sex more stimulating than just getting your cock jerked? Why does the "birth canal" lead, am I just slipping a dick into a pocket and hoping it doesn't reach the wall?

>>5728438
you so beta you don't know how female anatomy works?

>>5728438
cis women have a vaginal depth limit too
the penis that thrusts into it can bruise the cervix
>ywn be pounded so hard in your vagina that your head hits the wall
I hate this life

>>5728443
wat, they're asking about SRS neo vaginas

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Who /virgin/ here?

>>5728431
>Post-op vaginas are remarkably realistic, and in some cases look 'better' than the real thing.

the delusion is real with this one

>>5728438
males borns don't have periods, so no

>>5728453
who /criminal/ here?

>>5728431
The modern penile inversion is pretty great desu, I've see many penile inversions that look better than a lot of suporn results.

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>>5728453
I'm saving it for the right person. I'd be uncomfortable as heck if I didn't have "the right person" anyway. I need someone I can trust to help teach and guide me.

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>>5728433
> if you have a nice butte

I do.

My mom has, on several occasions over the last few months, slapped me on the butt and said 'wow, you're really coming along aren't you!'. Of course, she always says that 'that wasn't appropriate of me, sorry ;)'.

I'm living at home while I get my trans issues out of the way, since I'm doing this right before entering the workforce post graduation, though I'll probably take a bit of extra time to start living the life I never got to live and have some actual fun.

Probably helps, generally speaking that I've gained a few pounds. Went from 117 lbs / 5'9" to 123 lbs. Aiming for 128 lbs before I go full time. Still underweight though, I mean, I wear size 0 jeans and even THEY don't fit my legs properly. Can't wear skinny jeans without boots because I have size 8 1/2 - 9 feet. So I'm basically waiting for fulltime before I'll wear skirts most the time.

Pleated plaid skirts are my absolute favourite, even if they're kinda schoolgirl-y.

Goddamn, why haven't I gotten to sleep yet?

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>>5728453

>>5728458
This desu but also I want SRS first

>>5728457
>penile inversion is pretty great desu

can you imagine the amount of pain in recovery?

>I've been in bed for 2 hours and I cannot sleep, I need to get this off my chest. I really, really like you, but I'm also absolutely terrified of fucking things up. I've never met/talked to anyone before you that I felt really understands me and knows what it's like to go through the things I've gone through. I'm constantly scared of driving people away and I blame myself when someone does leave me. Whenever I tell someone how I feel about them they instantly just stop wanting anything to do with me, so you can understand how terrified I am to tell you how I feel. I'm an idiot for developing feelings in the first place, you already have a girlfriend that I can tell you like very much, but for some reason I just can't stop myself from making myself as miserable as possible. I don't know what to do from here, I can't sleep at all and when I try to imagine someone is there with me all I can think of is you.
>she won't see this until she wakes up
Welp, looks like I'm commuting sudoku tomorrow

>>5728438
The neo vagina, isn't a static hole, like a normal vagina it is surrounded by muscle, this muscle moves and this movement combined with the help of gravity will clean out the cum. If the trans girl keeps up a good pro-biotic diet for awhile with yoghurts and stuff she can help establish a health vaginal flora colony that will also help with cleanliness.

Sex is a lot more stimulating than masturbating pre-op. It stimulates both the prostate (which is in a g spot position) and the clitoris. It's a really amazing feeling, so much better than anal sex or masturbating and there's no prep like with analysis and no pain at all.

The neo vagina can stretch to an extent but you will hit the vault of the vagina at some point. But you would in a cis woman too.

>>5728457
It's not only that though.

The biggest problems with penile inversion is the following:

1. Hair on the interior if it's not all taken care of preoperatively. Unsure if in the modern technique they strip the folliciles or not.

2. No self-lubrication like the Suporn method features.

3. Most surgeons don't even make a 'neoclit' like in the Suporn method.

Generally speaking, the Suporn method has higher variation in terms of results, as it is a constructive method, whereas penile inversion is more consistent, but generally worse.

>>5728465
Tfw not a virgin ;_;

>>5728443
>neo-vaginas have the same anatomy as a real one

>>5728451
Bruise, yeah. But the vagina still leads somewhere, where the fuck does the neo-vagina lead to? Like, does it just end?

>>5728476
I just started crying because I will never afford it

>>5728470
I can because I've had srs, it's not very painful at all. Most likely because you're pumped full of morphine in the first few days when it would be painful.

>>5728476
Now, in your opinion, what method is best?

I just like to hear other people's opinions and, more importantly, reasons for having them so I don't accidentally pick something I'll regret.

> tfw can't get SRS for another 8 months at least.

Just shoot me.

>tfw gf and I are watching 50 shades of gray
>she keeps asking me if I like the sex scenes

Sheeeee knowwss ._.

>>5728477
I'm not sure if you've ever seen a penis but the vast majority don't have hair running up the shaft all the way. There doesn't need to be hair removal because there's no hair on the penile skin that lines the vagina. I have first hand experience with this, no hair removal, penile inversion, and no hair in my vagina at all, how could there be when I didn't have a hairy penis.

I can't really speak much about lubrication, I get some, it's not enough for sex but even with suporn it's still highly individual. The inversion keeps all the organs that make lubrication so there's no reason for it to be less able, it's just that inversion surgeons don't mention it and suporn does so people got this idea that the suporn method must do some thing different, it doesn't.

That three is bullshit and proves you have no idea what you're on about. unless you're going back in time to the 60s you'll be getting a clitoris with the inversion with pretty much every notable surgeon and probably even ones that aren't know in the English speaking world.