/GayGen/ - Tom Lehrer edition

Marlon Brando

>>5724812
I'm so lonely please kill me

>>5724831

Can I kiss you instead

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>>5724826

>sub-par intelligence
>incredibly vain, paranoid + an asshole
>happened to have good genetics when he was young
>ended up getting obese anyway

lame

>>5724835
no you are a gross tranny

>>5724878
rekt

>>5724878

</3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbdFy8nZkGY

>>5724812
Gregory peck or Kirk Douglas going I'm the same vein as >>5724826
>>5724844
Yeah the Don really lost it didn't he

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>tfw crying myself to sleep tonight

>>5724945
Wanna be my Valentine anon

>tfw you will always be a dirty lowly faggot

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haha just spent my valentines day watching 90 minutes of two old people slowly dying of radiation sickness post-nuclear holocaust

ha ha kill me ha ha

>>5724963
Yes pls ._.

>tfw preferred races make up the smallest portion of the LGBT community

Explains why they're not on Grindr.

>>5725043
that's patrician AF desu

>>5725043

Ah, I love that movie.

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>>5725047

iktf

why cant there be more asians to go around?

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>>5725033
DELETR THIS!!

>>5725064
More big Asians, not those tiny girly ones.

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>>5725046
Happy Valentine's day then :3c

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>>5725074
Happy Valentines day, Irishanon <3 :3

>>5724812
>tfw your ex is probably with his new fuccboi today even though he always said he hates valentine's day

>>5724812
WHEN YOU ATTEND A FUNERAL

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Well, fuccbois, what are you doing today instead of having a date?

>>5725091
Well I hope that cheered you day up a bit , anon
After all its just another day so don't sweat it
>>5725108
I'm playing vidya and sleeping

>>5725068
>tfw u will never be a straight (girl)

>>5725108

Animating.
You're like the seventh person to ask that today.
I might be hanging out with friends later maybe

>>5725108
I am having a date, it's just gonna be later tonight because the bf is at work.

>>5725112
It did.
Thank you ^_^

>>5725114
straight cute girl*
almost got me hahah :^)

>>5725122
Oh mister fancy, having a bf
Oh la la ,
>>5725132
Any time, I got a cutie Valentine out of it too so it's pretty sweet deal

>>5725143
*straight qt girl
checkmate

I feel like I'm intruding in the tinychat desu, because I'm new to it

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>>5725155
damn...

>>5725108
being a faggot on Tinychat

>>5725158
who are you?

>>5725186
I'll never tell

>>5725158
Don't worry mang
I went on, lurked then cammed, it's weird because different hours different people so one time I'm like well known and funny other time there all like "who are you"
Apparently according to tc I look like a young James nesbitt or Quentin Tarantino

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>>5725091
>bleeding hearts flower
Those things really sell, but their bloom doesn't last long.

>>5725198
Oh hey the guy I said looked a bit like James Nesbitt is irishanon. Hi

>>5725198
ahahahaha you look so much like a fat ass quentin tarantino

>>5725213
Hey, zordon isn't it
>>5725214
Jeez, they only saw my face

>>5725220
Yeah that's me. I can't remember the name you used on TC but I've seen you on the threads a lot.

>>5724812
i'm still destroyed because my bf left me
i've met his current one, he's a swishy queeny faggot
if that's what he really wanted, why was he with me for over 3 years?

>>5725226
Rage
Yeah I used to go on tc before Christmas bit stopped now

>>5725220
ur so fucking ugly

>>5725237
He's probably regretting it, anon. Dumb twinks are good for a quick pump and dump, but he'll soon find they're unbearable in the long run.

>>5725237
The heart is a cruel and fickle mistress.

Now, post butt.

>>5725213
You know, I've been noticing this trend as well.

It's becoming apparent that all of the trips are fat/ugly/ etc.

I miss Swede. He was the only attractive trip. I hope "refugees" didn't rape him to death.

>>5725252
>niq
>aced
>hitler
>maton
lol you just dont look 4 cutesy trips

>>5725248
>>5725251
he claims that he left me to be with someone else because this someone else he can "connect" with better "spiritually" or some bullshit
from what I've seen he's more shallow than a kiddie pool

>>5725241
That's like your opinion man
>>5725251
Hey Ann
>>5725252
Dude , swede was the equivalent of kleppe posting, he just stalked a guy
I... I thought you'd know that
>>5725256
Furry and three failed mtfs
Real qt

>>5725198
UNO FARTO
N
O

F
A
R
T
O

i have a crush on a straight friend and its been driving me crazy cause he recently got a gf (and they're fucking like rabbits, which he never fails to tell me about ;_;) so i'm just feeling /feels/

i kinda wanna vent to someone, is it worth coming out to 1/2 close friends just to vent about it? does it actually help? pros/cons?]

or i can just vent on 4chan i guess...

What should I have for dinner that can fill the chasm of loneliness in my heart, /gaygen/?

>>5725269
Vent to me bb

>>5725269
I just rant on tc about how qt straights make me sad

>>5725256
hitler is alright. Wish he'd get a haircut.

>>5725261
No I don't keep track of people's lives like that. I just come here occasionally, see how things are going. Check if there's any bros near me and if not, just go about my business.

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>>5725261
but farto-san being a furry makes me that much cuter

cum2the tc homos

>>5725279
Link pl0x. I haven't been in forever.

>>5725278
I wouldn't mind furries if their personalities weren't so abhorrent most of the time.

>>5725277
Welp, your dreams are dust now
>>5725278
>>5725263
Wut?

>>5725279
already there senpai tripfags not welcome

>>5725292
/gaygenrehab

>>5725252
>fat/ugly/ etc.
Jokes on you m8. I'm only one of those things.
>>5725260
Maybe it is true love. Or he just wants to bone a swishy queen.
>>5725261
Hey.

>>5725279
I'm too scared to. :<

>>5725269
Murder the hypotenuse

>>5725256
<3 happy valentine's day

>>5725277
yeah it's been a while and I really hate getting my haircut, but I agree

>>5725279
was banned on sight

>>5725295
Well maybe I'll go visit. I'm sure they have visitation hours.

Plus I never got to full experience Sweden, other than being there in the airport for a layover into Oslo.

>>5725260
Love is about celebrating and practicing shared values together. If he values a dumb slut and some "spiritual" bullshit more than you, why would you want to keep dating him?

You need to find a serious BF without such juvenile priorities.

>>5725299
just hang there everyday, pretend you have friends

that's my plan

>>5725295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QVnfb-0Pow
UNO FARTO @ 3:17

>>5725299
they are nice and checked

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>>5725310
Friends? What does this word mean?

>>5725275
life sucks we're SO COMPATIBLE, to the point i think i've completely lost the ability to fall in love with anyone else since they'll always be compared to him in my mind...

>>5725276
hm. maybe.

>>5725301
but he's straight, id on't think that solves the core issue

>>5725298
Haha you fat Ann
>>5725313
I ain't watching shit

>>5725319
>but he's straight
Does he have a choice?

>>5725295
Uno farto is a Tarantino meme on /tv/ that purports he farts during this interview on Tyra's show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcNLD9FCiSk (Can you find it?) The meme caught on because /tv/ resents Tarantino's popularity, but being unable to effectively criticize his work they attack him personally instead.

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>>5725316

>>5725327
H O T H E A D

>>5725327
Ahh fair enough
I have waited two months after release of the hateful eight to watch it in glorious 70 mm
Also if looking like him brought me his success I'd be absolutely chuffed tbqh

>>5725327
>being unable to effectively criticize his work
he butchers effective cinema devices by using half shots and close ups to provide uninformative murder porn for masses to enjoy all while shitting over CGI as a B-movie artifact while all his flicks are homages to B-movie presentation. TO put it simply the guy is a poster-child of what's wrong with cinema and is literally the most entry level of modern directors.

>>5725298
>Maybe it is true love. Or he just wants to bone a swishy queen.
what i think is that he didn't wanna be locked into a long-term relationship with me and wanted to fuck 10 more guys before he was in one

>>5725308
>Love is about celebrating and practicing shared values together. If he values a dumb slut and some "spiritual" bullshit more than you, why would you want to keep dating him?

>You need to find a serious BF without such juvenile priorities.

because this breakup just didn't feel right at all; i've been dumped/have dumped other guys but this one felt weird, it's like his personality flipped completely upside down and no one he knows can tell me why, they've noticed too

>>5725338
Were you as disappointed as I was we didn't get to see that warm black dingus
>>5725340
Somebody get this hothead outta here!

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http://strawpoll.me/6819272

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>>5725354
Kek, I was picking my nose as I opened this.

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>>5725348
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>cm fekv wofv kesf aknadeef nefjvwnv
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>>5725356
same

>>5725340
I'd disagree he has some of the best use of set design, cinematography and dialogue that beats most directors Tbh >>5725348
Surrrrre ....

>>5725354
i eat them
its a tasty snack

>>5725361
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>ejbvjeb j ejf grmbnejfnvekn33ewqnjv
ok im bored im gonna go let my bf fuck me cya gaygen

>>5725344
Also a distinct possibility.
>>5725340
>Not liking Tarantino
You're what's wrong with modern cinema.

>>5725367
hf don't get knotted 2 hard

>>5725354
what an awful habit

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hey pham
who's you're vine-fu?

why tinychat so dead

>>5725380
brandon calvillo
why tf do i know his name i hate myself

>>5725385
Because we're all killing ourselves instead of talking.

>>5725380
Tangela

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>>5725380
pic rel is mine
adding him on snapchat was a very good choice

Every Valentine's I'm reminded that if I were straight I would have had at least three girlfriends

rank tc camfags

>>5725412
Sure anon, go ahead and blame your circumstances, that oughta help

>>5725412
I am gay and I had two. They happen without you even wanting them

>>5725418
pls no

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Why isn't Cavill as buff as he was in Man of Steel? His body looks kinda disproportionate here t b h
still wish he was my husband tho

Why are facials so hot? Like if you think about it getting someone else cum/shooting your cum all over someones face should be gross, but it's like really, really hot.
why?

>>5725420

I'm desirable dammit.

One was a gross weeaboo nerd gurrrrll who was a woman nonetheless

One I strung along because I needed a beard for a while

And one with whom I've had sex with twice with only one of those times being a pity fuck

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>>5725442
because it was a suit and CGI.

>>5725269
you are better off bottling up your emotions or letting them out online. none of your straight friends will relate, and it will just be incredibly awkward. chances are they already guessed anyway.

dont worry ive been there, and we are still friends and yes i still love him its just very easy to manage now and actually motivates me now instead of intense depression

>>5725455
>>5725442
His hairy tiddies were def. bigger in MoS and his hips didn't look as wide as they do now

>>5725442
He needs to look weaker compared to jacked up Affleck so his superhuman strength looks superhuman in bat b supes: doj

>>5725460
ben affleck is a mongoloid though. he's the derpiest of derps that ever derped in derp

>>5725468
And that's why I love him
So he can call me wicked smaht

>hook up with a hot daddy type twice over the past two weeks
>get a message from him today saying he came back positive for chlamydia

happy valentines day xoxo

>>5725476
As someone from Massachusetts, I take offense to that you feckin wankeh

>>5725468
That's Bin Abdullah Al-Flaq Mohammed Hussein

>>5725480
It's honest tho, can you call me wicked smaht ? ;-;
>>5725511
I'll admit, I laughed

>hop on scruff
>see who recently viewed my profile
>old geezer
>old geezer couple
>old geezer
>old geezer
>fem asian with green hair
>old geezer

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>>5725511
>dubs
YOU'VE DONE IT!

Goin to bed :3
Thanks to Irishanon once again for being my valentine :p

been banned from TC...

>>5725556
goodnight anon

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>>5725556
Kinda cute desu.

>>5725479
that really sucks
but chlamydia is no big deal, two pills and no sex for a week. if you haven't made an appointment already, you can hit up planned parenthood for a free/really cheap dose without having to wait for them to get the results of your pee test if you tell them one of your parents has it

>>5725521
That's what you get for being a slave to the app corporations.
>using stupid apps that allow media to control consumers

>>5725602
>parents
*partners
teehee

>>5725476
fyi no one in the united states says wicked

>>5725556
GoodNight anon :3
>>5725625
No one does anywhere

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>>5725624
you're a walking cluster fuck of retard aren't you?

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>tfw no bf to flick my dick and watch anime with.
>he will never play with my weiner while I say "KAWAIIII UGGUUU~~~"
>I will never teach him ancient japanese words like baka.

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>>5725634

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>>5725479
>tfw whores get STDs

Divine retribution.

>>5725633
I was thinking the same thing. Spooky seems to be a complete retard. He almost looks like a Bernie supporter.

>>5725643
Its ok bub

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>>5725648
Spooky is literally the greatest tripfag that has ever graced this board. Do not speak ill of him ever again.

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>>5725648
>>5725633

>>5725667

You thought me beautiful once.

>>5725667
This anon on point
>>5725683
Nah

>>5725698

You aren't him, you freckletwatted smidgen of stale soda bread.

>>5725711
I've never seen you tbqh.

>>5725711
But I can basically guarantee he'd rather puke battery acid then touch you
You ugly annoying Fuck

who's voting for /bernie sanders/ here?

>>5725719
>unironically liking sanders

phew boy.

>>5725718

I may be annoying and I may be ugly, but that's still a good cut above you, you disgusting dentally discarded potato addict.

>>5725729
Always better than Hillary.

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>>5725729
To be honest if the Presidential elections end up being Bernie against Trump I'm choosing Bernie, If it's Hillary against Trump I'm choosing Hillary. If it's any other republican against democrat I'm choosing democrat. That's just how I roll.

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>never really liked anime beofer but going on a spree watching anything and everything
>realize that my favorite genres are magical girl and harem.

>>5725754
People here are memesters who will vote for Trump.

>>5725767
Sailor Moon was monumental in the conversion of many boys in the 90s.

>>5725769
They say they'll vote for Trump but when the time comes they'll choose someone better and you know it. They just say they're supporters of Trump for the lols.

>>5725767
magical girl is fab
i love cardcaptor sakura when i was a kid
and sailor moon

>>5725719
truuu

>>5725744
Keep dreaming bucko

>>5725784
Nah senpai. Right leaning populism is where I am at.
Trump/Carson

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>>5725794
Say goodbye to your gay freedumbs.

>>5725802
>fear mongering
>muh social issues

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>>5725805
>trump
>fear mongering in general
Wow pot calling the kettle black. Someone get this man a tissue.

I rubbed my head of my cock raw and I'm seeing my bf tomorrow. Im the top in our relationship. What do?

>>5725811
>muh ebil republicans gonna put gays n deth kamps
>we gay holocuast a bloo bloo muh social issues

>>5725816
put some lotion on the poor guy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4

Average straight relationship.

>>5725839


Wouldn't it just be Love Train?

>>5725859
what

>>5725867
The wall is basically the love train section of ticket to ride

>>5725252
I still check in every now and then, it's just that getting Rugbys attention was the only reason I ever came to gaygen and now we're doing our thing on Skype and IRL instead so I really don't have a reason to post. I don't like any of you lmao

>>5725881
Is this a movie reference or something?

I am kind of dumb tbqh.

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>>5725881
>ticket to ride
>love train
D4C

Who wants to be my valentine <3

>>5725913
Love Train is the corpse parts through ticket to ride, not D4C

>>5725950
I would but I'm already taken and it would invalidate Valentine's to have two

>>5725957
No D4C makes him immune to this stipulation

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>>5725954
But you can't really use Love Train properly without D4C.

>>5725967
>you will never be in an orgy with Valentine, Valentine, Valentine and Valentine

>>5724812

>There'll be nobody present at the wake.
>With complete participation
>In that grand incineration,
>Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak.

wow, that 3 billion really shows how old the song is

sp00ky

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>tfw no bf

>>5725974

>There's a twink Valentine, a muscle bear Valentine, a masc4masc Chad Thundercock Valentine, CBT fetish Valentine, etc

>>5725974
What?
>>5725991
I don't know why I like you grinchy but I do

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>>5725997
Because were both assholes.

I like myself also.

>>5726001
Speak for yourself
I like me too, so we have that

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>>5725995
There's even a fat midget Valentine.

>>5725991
I can be your bf :3

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>>5726009
Fuck off fat ass.

>tfw no Hasidic jewish bf

>>5726012
Savage

>>5726012
But circe likes me and he's a qt

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>>5726020
>he

>>5726020
He'd like anyone. That's nothing to brag about.

>>5726023
But you're a grinch. You're not even human

>>5726020

<3

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>>5726029
>sleeping with circe
>asking to be something that isn't even a human to be their boyfriend.
>is about 300 pounds
>a literal beastiality straight man chubby mcchubb chubbs.

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>>5726040
But I'm not human either. Here's my new selfie. ;)

>>5726051
You Well photoshopped that to look skinnier
>>5726020
And he was literally going to wear a dress to an opera , yeah gold star gay male there

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>>5726057
You're right I'm so mad right now that you noticed that.

I don't judge. If they have a penis they're a guy to me.

>>5726057

I did end up wearing a tunic instead
And after the show was over, i totally pee'd standing up.
Should've flex'd while I was doing it.

AVATAR FAGS ARE CANCER
FUCK GRINCH
FUCK KLEPPE FUCK ME FOR GIVING THEM THE ATTENTION THEYRE SO DESPERATE FOR

>>5726069

You do accidentally female-gender me all the time, tho, especially when we're snugging.
Don't think I don't notice, I totally do.
I think you've only caught your self like twice.

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Circe is a fucking weirdo that literally thinks that you can change gender based on what thread he/she is in.

Slutboi is fat as fuck.

Boogers a disgusting tranny.

>>5726040

I've become so grinch
I can't feel your pinch
Become so horny
so much more a bitch
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and sniff straight man poo

>>5726069
Difference between you and boogie: boogie is amusing and spent time over Christmas raising money for charity so I won't say you look like him
>>5726070
Maybe wear lipstick next time
Totes manly

>>5726077
Accidental or not it shouldn't matter. You're both male and female. Check your privilege you scum.

>>5726075
You're right.
That is why I am going to change gimmicks soon.

I don't want to be liked.

>>5724812
>Tom Lehrer edition
I'm not a gay guy but had to pop in just to say nice tastes

>>5726085

>senpain
>pain
>mfw I'm a naruto character

>>5726080

My balls might re-drop if I tried that.

>>5726082

Not super sure what that even means but i'll be sure not to propagate gender-obvious inferiority.

>>5726109
Aren't they already splayed to be cosmetic ovaries

>>5726113

They're actually just really tiny and rounder.

>>5726109
>gender-obvious inferiority
Go back to tumblr please. Take your recent husband >>5726069 with you.

>>5726102
neeeeeeeeerd

>>5726118

What, you started the joke first.

>>5726082
It's totally the hair.

>>5726117
My God , those balls are smooth as eggs
Yes I'll suck them
>Chapelle.gif

>>5726138

Wow, thanks for that mental image.
Also, I actually never shave my crotch.

Who wants to be my valentine?

Are there any trips that you wish were your valentine?

>>5726150
me!!!

>>5726122

You're the nerd bitch

>>5726148
Its a Dave chapelle joke
>>5726151
I hear Irish is a stand up guy

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>>5726151

>>5726154
shut your fucking face and crawl back into cirque's asshole, bitch nigga

>>5726154
Alright then.

What do people do when they're valentines though? I've never had one before.

>>5726171
I have good vibes about this trip
>>5726151
Konata

daily reminder that we must deport all trannies and tranny enablers from our honorable gaygen to make gaygen great again!

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>>5726181
>when a trip thinks they're better than another trip

>>5726155
you're the bitch nerd

>>5726173
Well my valentines normally buy me food

>>5726181
>wants to build a wall around /gg/

>>5726190
Of course they do
Do they normally go out on a chrome surf board finding uninhabited planets

>>5726174
Ily 2 bb~~~~

>>5726181

True

>>5726186

You're my bitch faggot

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>>5726200
I am a fan of your work Konata.

>>5726190
Not, like, gratuitous sex then?

Maybe Valentine's Day isn't as good as I thought it was.

>>5726210
you're my faggot bitch

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>>5726194
No they look more like spoons

>>5726200
Wut?
You too I guess

>>5726214
Do you know who you're talking to?

>>5726228
Literally no. I'm just here today because I'm feeling lonely.

>>5726221

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5E-pV6nwNQ

>tfw sludgepuppy will never be my bf

Morning lads. Valentines day is already over here also quit fucking complaining about not having a bf you complain about it then be catty cunts to each other and wounder why you have no bf.

>>5726211
don't forget to donate to me patreon, senpapi

>>5726234
that is like... so canadian...

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>>5726040
force meme is forced therefore in the trash you go

>>5726246
iktfb

>tfw senpai will never be your bf

>>5726246
>>5726292
not with that attitude i won't
do somethin about it

>>5726309
not with that attitude he won't
do somethin about it

>>5726319
I'm not seinpais type. ;_;

>>5726319
you barked meanly at me once, i thought that meant there;s no chance

>>5726334
i mean how do you know it was mean? unless you said some dumb shit in which case...

>>5726331
>tfw senpais type
>tfw manlet with below average penis but muscular and hairy.

>>5726340
but that is senpais type
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssdgFoHLwnk
>you will never pour a little salt

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>>5726181
"When /mtfg/ sends its people, their not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing attention whoring. They're bringing drama. They're sluts. And some (none), I assume, are good people."

- Donald J. Trump

>>5726309
>>5726331

Start workin out and you could be ;3

>>5726340

Post boypuss babe

anyone been a lucky pierre before? how was it like?

>>5726453
that's degenerate though

>>5726453
do i want to know what a lucky pierre is...

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What are you listening to, Gaygen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GA17rtiMTE

>>5726459
Hitler get out fag

>>5726079
underrated post

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I hit an old thread by accident.

Today I confessed my feelings for the guy I like, a longtime friend. It went pretty well, all things considered. I live in an area where I can't be sexually open so it's always been hard for me to find love.

I'm cheering you on, anons.

>I would do anything for love
>but I want do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

what did he mean by this?

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>>5724812
Why do a lot of gays look like ayylmaos?
Are we being infiltrated?

>>5726516

senpais a doctor?

>>5726503

He actually says several times in the song. I don't remember and I'm listening to the great >>5726472 right now, but it seems like it's something like "hurt you/make you cry." He wouldn't do those things for love.

>>5726483
but where else will I go

>>5726537
tinychat

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>>5726394
that was great

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>>5726537
Into my arms!

>>5726549
I was in there earlier chillin with some babes
literally

>>5726555
I know ;)

>>5726552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEUgORVsECs

>>5726552
oh bully-kun <3
you'd have to let me shave you first though

>>5726561
might go back in later, whoever you are

>>5726569
yay pretty dead right now

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>>5726569
Why? It's not like I'm going to touch you without my hazmat suit on.

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>tfw another valentines day i spent alone ;~;

>>5726485

ikr

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I shitpost here so much I forgot how much I fucking love a nice vagina.

>>5726595

That's what you get for being a tranny desu

>>5726595
Read
>>5726078

>>5726611

Senpai go eat poop like you do you muskpig.

>>5726611
>>5726604
yeah i read that. i don't care though? why would you think that would affect me kek?
you ok senpai?

>>5726621

Only the tranny one was the real senpai

>>5726617

MUSKter race

>>5726589
But I'm clean and pure
how would we cuddle if we weren't naked?

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This is the only time the grinch is going to get soft.

Despite all the shitposting and funposting and banter you guys are all pretty fucking cool. Theres only one person I legit dislike the rest of you are pretty awesome.

Ayyyy suck my dick. Ayyy.

>>5724812
why are trannies allowed to post in here
there's a fucking /mtfgen/ for a reason

leave booger alone he's a good person and if i was single i'd have hung out with him and held his hand today

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Keep trying to talk to a guy... Guess it means he doesn't want to talk to me but is being polite

>>5726697

present it

>>5726708

haha

>>5726708
i used to go to this comic shop by my old house a bit
all the guys were absolutely disgusting and it broke my heart

>>5726730

90 percent of guys were terrible. Met a few nice ones.

>>5726708
Yeah, probably. Also they may well be terrible at interacting with other human beings in addition.

Normal people know when it's their turn to say something in a conversation. But this guy didn't say anything when it was his turn and also didn't excuse himself. Maybe he has a brain illness. Or maybe everyone in the internet is a rude prick.

>>5726708
Sometimes I'm like the guy you're talking to ( ._.)
I'm just autismal and bad at conversation

>>5726738
tru
men are garbage

>>5726745
I know I am. Garbage people unite!

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>>5726707
aw thanks anon. ;~;

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Jesus Im so thirsty all i got is barley water squash ugh its even full sugar gets me more thirsty goddamn its 3am

>>5726741
>>5726744

Would it be too much to push for a date or a dinner ?

>>5726785
been drinking with my sister and our friend
get some alcohol

>>5726785
Is your tap water shitty? If not down that.

Are gay guys easy
I'm bi and officially done with the girl chasing meme

>>5726787
Do you stand to lose a single thing by asking? Do you actually want to go out with someone so dismissive in general conversation? You do what you want, brah.

>>5726785
Good status update. Keep us posted on the humdrum minutiae of your general functioning.

>>5726802

>I'm bi

Burn in hell, trash

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>>5726785

>Jesus

John 4:14 (KJV)

14 But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life!

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my best blue steel

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>>5726803
>Good status update. Keep us posted on the humdrum minutiae of your general functioning.
Wow rude

>>5726794
>>5726791
>>5726810
Just drank water m8s, doesnt satisfy my aspartame needs tho

my bf got me this

>>5726802

Biscum pls go and die

>>5726810
Kill yourself.

>>5726828
Just sayin. Am I telling you what boring crap is going on with me? Noooo.

But if you must know I'm mostly naked at 3AM with porn open in one window and videogame streaming open in another. Living the dream.

>>5726838
GMT + 0
M
T
+
0

but being so thirsty like i am is rarer than me having porn open

what vidya????????

HALF LIFE 3 GABE
DONT GIVE ME SHITTY VIVE
JUST

>>5726830
>>5726804
Wow fucking cunts
Why so fucking salty?

>>5726849
I hear ya. I'm real thirsty. I've spent a long long time in this lonely desert. I haven't stopped being thirsty in years.

And Hearthstone.

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i love my bf 1/3

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2/3

>>5726877

I'm vomiting

>>5726834

Read this with every ounce of your sinful heart.

Heavenly Father,

I know that I have sinned and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry. I want to turn away from my past sinful life. Please forgive me. I want to receive all that Jesus Christ has provided for me as my Savior. Your Word says, "Whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved".

I am calling on You, Lord Jesus to be saved from my sins. I believe and confess that You, Lord Jesus Christ died for my sins, was buried, and rose from the dead on the third day according to the scriptures. I pray and ask You, Jesus Christ to come into my heart and be Lord over my life.

ThankYou that I am born again by Your Spirit and I can now see and enter the Kingdom of God. Thank-You for giving me eternal life. I receive my salvation and all of its benefits right now.

Lord, Thank-You for saving me this day. In Jesus' Name I pray. Amen!

>>5726883
same though

3/3 nvm thats it

>>5726877
>>5726879
>>5726887
I came here to vomit.

>>5726897
>>5726886
>>5726883
y'all bitches just jelly

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>>5726897
You should do that more often.

>>5726918
You should shut the fuck up and go away. I'm so sick of you.

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>>5726918

>>5726897

>implying you and juppy don't do the same shit

new thread:
>>5726949
>>5726949
>>5726949

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>>5726926
>>5726954
Stop doing this shit, retards are going to assume it's actually me.