Gaygen: RIP Edition

I say we all start hate criming trannies. It's okay because they're already dead inside.

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Whos your model husbando GG?

http://ftape.com/model/?works=guys

>>5722304
>tfw not on that cancer list

>>5722326
You're a slight annoyance, more like a minor headache.
Those trips are literally cancer.

>>5722326
I'm kind of surprised I am. I've only been name-fagging for a short while.

>>5722243
i know those feels.
but like crank it up a bit.
>drug addict dad leaves mom for heroin addict chick
>mom holding down three jobs
>panics and lives with her insane bf for the easy life
>allows me to get abused by him a fuck ton so she wont be on her own and have to work 80 hour weeks for three kids
>later when i turn 18 try to rekindle things with biodad because why not try you know?
>totally fucked up bipolar mess now with lots of mental impediment bullshit

>tfw no dad
>tfw mom is cool now that she divorced step dad but having trouble forgiving her
>tfw never be normal

>>5722252
eh not really much to share. and i dont think i can handle relationships. 2fragile4life.
but someone to cuddle with every night would probably help me out.

>>5722334

Overusing literal is rhetorical cancer.

>>5722366
i agree with this wholeheartedly
i bet that anon is a masc4masc fag too ha.
"omg guys like im literally masc4masc and trannies and fems need to get out like literally LOL"

>>5722366
>Cancer
>an evil or destructive practice or phenomenon that is hard to contain or eradicate.

Literally you.

>>5722377
like literally guys *sips starbucks mocha frap* *texts on iphone with two inch nails*
so masc guys like literally lol hahaha

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>tfw still no valentine date
I might just pay for a male professional massager just to get some human contact

Im short, balding, and have a small dick. How much of a negative impact will this have on finding a partner?

Reminder to literally ignore triggered trannies at all cost.

Reminder trannies and drags are mentally sick.

Reminder to beat up any tranny you see irl

>>5722371
This, tbqh.

>I would cuddle you at night.
>You're more than cute enough to find a qt to to this for you

>>5722390
If it's really bad, just shave your head. I it's really small, just be a bottom.

Reminder to shoot any trannies on sight.

>>5722390
I hope you make a steady income.

>>5722377

A literal pox upon you.

>>5722408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNlEUPusS5g
but you can do that already... but trannies are just extra points. i shoot the fags too.

>>5722407
;~~~~~~~~~~; maybe if you lived near me id take you up on that offer.

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>>5722412
Of course not. See you in hell, or not.

>>5722428
Anon, life is short enough already.
Sure things suck and they may get worse, suicide is an option but you're stronger than you think.
You can live and chances are you'll find something that's enough for you.

The tc is cough literally hoppin

>>5722442
huh

>>5722440
Thanks, but after hearing that kind of stuff for years it has become meaningless to me.

>>5722421
American midwest, bby.

>>5722444

See op

>have bf
>thought I'd be happy on valentines days
>still have my finger on the trigger

I wish I wasn't a loser

>>5722481

At least you aren't Asian.

>>5722464
Fair enough, maybe you can take solace in the miser of others.

I didn't know it was Valentines today until the pizza delivery guy mention, me alone drinking wine and eating pizza in dirty track pants and a Dr Seuss shirt.

>>5722468
illinois?

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>>5722408
i second this motion

>>5722496
I get to listen to children scream all weekend and i will be sober.

I do not take pleasure in others misfortune. If anything my sense of obligation to help others has ruined me.

I have not done anything on valentines day since 2008.

>>5722547
>I get to listen to children scream all weekend and i will be sober.

My basement is like that too. Drives me nuts.

>>5722547
Just to one up you I've never done anything on valentine but that does sound awful.

I think you should learn to be an ass, just talking out of mine but it sounds right.
Be more selfish and when people call you out as I'm sure they will maybe you'll realise how bad they are taking you for granted and tell them to go fuck themselves.

Just a thought but I can't do much else.

>tfw ugly
i want to die so much right now

>>5722575
>tfw im qt af

>>5722584
thanks guy
your casual cruelty made me smile

>>5722553
And people think it is strange if someone says they do not like being around children.

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>>5722518
hey, I'm from Illinois!

>>5722603
are you in the middle of nowhere like me? ;~;
i bet you either live near Peoria or Chicago.
calling it right now.

>>5722608
>>5722518
How close are you to Granite city? It couldn't be a long term thing unless one of us were willing to move, but I got family there.

>>5722783
>Granite city
4 hour drive. ;~;
Pretty far tbqh. But that's cool that you live sort of close.
i'm like directly north of you.

>>>/co/79848746

>>5722575
Well die then
Jk you'll get someone, they won't be pretty but it'll be someone

Also is this femgen or some shit

>>5723098
rip
18 inches tho.

>>5723098
What a stone cold Fuck with his sharp double ended dildo

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which one?

>>5723154
left.

>>5723154
Right

>>5723154
right but much prefer lefts eyebrows

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>>5723173
>>5723205
Tranny chasers confirmed.

>>5723210
nah trannies smell like girls (excuding the smelly lgbt weebs) I am a twink chaser tho

>>5723210
I don't like women

>>5722324
these guys all look deformed
was it the camera lens or something?
looking at this wall makes me feel like im in a ketamine induced nightmare

>>5723210
>chasers confirmed.
You are saying this like it's not obvious

>older brother comes over, brings his 3 demon spawn

>proceeds to irritate and annoy me the entire time.

I wish he could appreciate the things he can have rather continue to fuck up his own life and the lives of how wife and children

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It's the 14th, and I'm lonely again. I'm starting to become numb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1j6TX9L-Lg

Is love even real?

>>5723357
>Is love even real?
If it is it's only ever temporary. :(

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>>5723366
Everything is only ever temporary.
Pain and loss, they define us as much as happiness or love. Whether it's a world, or a relationship...
Everything has its time. And everything ends.

>>5723385

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>>5723366
>>5723385
As my brother said to me once everything has a shelf life, even love, but I don't agree with him. Love lasts even in old age.

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>A. P. Bell and M. S. Weinberg, in their classic study of male and female homosexuality, found that 43 percent of white male homosexuals had sex with five hundred or more partners, with 28 percent having 1,000 or more sex partners.[29]
>In their study of the sexual profiles of 2,583 older homosexuals published in Journal of Sex Research, Paul Van de Ven et al. found that "the modal range for number of sexual partners ever [of homosexuals] was 101-500." In addition, 10.2 percent to 15.7 percent had between 501 and 1000 partners. A further 10.2 percent to 15.7 percent reported having had more than 1000 lifetime sexual partners.[30]
Why is being monogamous so god damn hard for you fags? How am I supposed to ever find a faithful husbando this way?

>>5723430
>Why can't I just have what I want without working for it
>Why

Because you're a spoiled brat. That's why.

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>abandoned all hope years ago
>meet cool dude
>fall for him
>by the time you get /fit/ & have a stable life he'll already be gone
>mfw

>>5723440
Okay, so somehow it's my fault that tons of dudes fuck around like rabbits even when in relationships. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>5723459
It's your own fault that you don't have a bf. But blame it on everyone else having sex. Whatever help you sleep at night

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>>5723430
Men like to have sex that's fact and gay men try to pretend that they don't have to obey straight ideals of being less promiscuous or being prude about sexual antics. I have heard many gay men say to me "we don't have any role models to look at for guidance so we choose our own path we make our own morals". This type of mentality is not only disgusting, but idiotic.

>we're gay we don't have to obey common decency
This is fact and that is why. They're trying to break away from society by developing their own morals and at the same time they want society to accept them and their degeneracy. Don't get me wrong though there are plenty of gay men who are morally sound, prude, believe in strong family values, and don't engage in degeneracy, but usually when their teenagers and mid 20's they act like sluts trying to find their way through their sexuality. Usually these individuals decide to stop these degenerate acts and start acting like a moral based member of society and decide they want to settle down and fall in live, maybe even have kids. This percentage of the gay population is quite small and drowned out by other degenerate gays.

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>>5723467
It's true this notion that they "don't have to obey societies rules on conduct and common decency" is why straight people hate the LGBT community.

>Tfw no jew BF to make happy on Valentine's day

>>5723463
whos fault could it otherwise be?

its also my fault that im not going to be the first man to walk on mars
just because something is possible in theory it doesnt mean it will ever happen

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>>5723512
I know jew dick is the sexiest dick ever.
Like this superior cock

http://i.imgur.com/i38EQyy.jpg

>>5723514
>>5723463
>>5723459
>>5723430
You're both at fault now shut up.

>>5723525
girl what in the fuck

>>5723482

this picture is the reason i hate the lgbt community. pull yourselves together ffs

>>5723525

That's so sad.
Circumcisions really are a shame.

>>5723525
Goyem were clearly put on this earth to serve god's chosen people

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>>5723548
>>5723538
You both despise this botchery yet you do nothing to stop it. Lobby your congress to stop it. Stop the mutilation of future boys who have no voice in your country.

http://www.post-gazette.com/opinion/letters/2014/08/04/Ban-male-circumcision-too/stories/201408040036

>>5723556
Purely chosen no doubt.
https://www.change.org/p/president-of-the-united-states-ban-infant-circumcision

>>5723562
>>5723568
Anti-Semitic to be honest

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>>5723581
Dude I'm not anti-jew. I'm anti-mutilation, Seriously these little baby boys have no voice in what happens to their OWN dick. Jews can go do what ever they want I don't care but stop mutilating your males! I say there should be only religious figures can perform circumcisions like rabbis and priests. Doctors should be outlawed from performing circumcisions. Because you know separation of Church and State. We won't infringe on your religious rights, but the rest of us NORMAL people who aren't religious deserve our rights to be protected from penile mutilation.

>>5723603

you sure do have a lot of pictures of fuckable guys

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>>5723603
>>5723581
jews gonna jew just like niggas gonna nig you can't stop it, but you can protect your own kind from immoral influence of the jews and the nigs.

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>>5723609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQqCAZCMxdI

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>>5723626
Another fascist conservative racist egocentric babyboomer down 10 million more to go.

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>>5723603
>>5723613
You two anti-Semites need to stand facing the corner with your legs spread and think about why what you said was wrong

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>>5723636
The number is worse mang. Try 71.4 million babyboomers still alive in the United States alone.

>>5723512
I'm right here bby.

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>>5723637
Wrong by your definition, but you have no actual power. You and all your other religious friends hold absolutely zero power within the law and absolutely zero power in the constitutional supreme court.

>>5723636

Scalia was the only one stopping obama from gun confiscation and is the only one who could stop him running for a third term....


Think about it.

>>5723512
triggered

>>5723650
I already have. I don't believe in heaven or hell, but if hell is real I hope Scalia is burning for eternity.

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>>5723662
You seem to be the stupid one. I think there should be a new universal rule of 4chan "Separation of church and 4chan"

>>5723648
Prove ur a jew

>>5723662

But anon
Magic isn't real.

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>>5723673
Skeletons are

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>>5723662
4chan/lgbt/ Rule #1

This board is for the respectful discussion of LGBT lifestyle and the LGBT community.

>religion and gay shaming is a violation of rule number 1 of the LGBT community within 4chan parameters. You constantly violate this rule when ever you gay shame everyone here and promote your exclusive religious thoughts in this board. You shall be rightfully banned for your actions.

>>5723677

!!!

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>>5722324
francisco lachowski hes so perf

>>5723683
Shocking isn't it?
Have I mentioned there's one inside you right now?

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>>5723697
4chan LGBT Rule #1

This board is for the respectful discussion of LGBT lifestyle and the LGBT community.

>>5723680

There are Christian lgbt people here. Don't get it twisted.

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>>5723649
You're being a very bad goy! Apologize right this instant!

>>5723154
right

Jesus is the way, the truth, the life.

Praise him every day, every hour, every minute, not just this Sunday. Become intoxicated by his glory. Amen gaygen, amen.

>>5723670
I like gefiltefish, potato pancakes with apple sauce, and guys with diverse stock portfolios.

>>5723701
whats up with this being a blue board thats so fucked

gay is about sex

>>5723707
I have the law by my side, you have magic and and invisible or as I like to call it non-existent god by yours. I win ever time.

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>>5723692

.. what are you trying to accuse me of?

>>5723727

Anon, you've got it all wrong.
Gay is about love. <3

>>5723701

>posts dragqueen

this isn't LGBTD

Everyone who is really LGBT knows dragqueens are a bastardization of our community and do not engage in their bullshit.

>>5723727
heteronormative oppression

fuck you moot

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>>5723722
potato pancakes and apple sauce is German not jewish. try again fag

>>5723730
>>>5723727 (You)
>Anon, you've got it all wrong.
>Gay is about love. <3
tfw all alone hold some strong male from the thread not circe

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>>5723730
>what are you trying to accuse me of?
I'm just saying we all turn spooky after we die.

What are you listening to /lgbt/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmU4Yr2CnIo

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>>5723739
>strong male
might as well look else where this thread is filled with weak frail feminine boys

You'll have better luck in MascGen

>>5710256

>>5723745
this isn't all of lgbt for that you must make your own thread about music. This is /gaygen/ respectively

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>>5723739

My literally first instinct was to offer myself until i finished your post. Why you gotta be like that, anon. <3

>>5723742

.. why don't you have a seat, anon.

>>5723737
Latkes with applesauce and sour cream is absolutely a Jewish thing. Maybe you Nazis stole it from us.

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>>5723754

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>make new years resolution to finally break out of my shell and stop being lonely
>2 months+ later
>no date
>no bf
>no valentines
everything just fucking ruined
i dont want to live

Who /has a bf but can't see him because life sucks/ here

>>5723760

>I don't want to live

>implying you ever lived or even know what it means to live

>>5723771

hey sup

>>5723756
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_pancake

Austrian origin. Wrong yet again jew banger.

>>5723772
what does it mean then mr vindictive normie

>>5723773
Why can't you see him?

>>5723779

It means to give your life to christ, so after you die on this Earth, you can be with him forever in heaven. Only than can you no what living really is.

>>5723775

>implying the first potato dishes weren't peruvian.

>>5723785

We're separated because his academic anxiety and generalized anxiety were making him go crazy and he wanted us to spend time apart.

>>5723791
That sucks, I hope you guys get over it

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>>5723791
In all honesty I can't believe i'm saying this but Circe might be right. Potatoes come from South America.

>>5723795

Me, too.
I've been thinking of him non-stop since it happened.. his anxiety does awful, awful things to him. It's rare that it's bad enough for him to feel like he needs to be secluded.

Where's your mister?

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>>5723800
>>5723791
Yes the first potato dishes were from south america, but the actual dish Potato Pancakes are an Austrian dish adopted by other cultures and countries after the fact.

>>5723801
Honestly, I wouldn't worry about him since itd only make things worse.
My man is working, and his parents are homophobes (and we're assuming everyone else is because I'm in Alabama) so its rare ever since we started dating that we could hang out
We're both 18 in high school and about to be in college, I hope we can spend more time together then

>>5723775
Where does it say that? It includes Austria at the start of an alphabetical list of cultures that have variants, not as an origin. At least the Jew section mentions time periods.

>>5723791
No one cares about south america.

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>>5723821
The Ashkenazi Jews didn't arrive in Europe until later in the 1800's where as Potatoes were founded in 1536 by Spanish Conquistadors conquered Peru. Then brought into Europe well before the Jewish community settled into Europe. Therefore potato pancakes aren't of Jewish origin but that of European origin.

>>5723829
Which is totally not even the point, because the whole premise of my argument is that latkes, apples, and sour cream is a Jewish dish. The specific origin of one ingredient is irrelevant.

>>5723829
Latkes (לאַטקע) are potato pancakes that Ashkenazi Jews have prepared as part of the Hanukkah festival[11] since the mid-1800s.,[12] but the connection actually goes back to at least the Middle Ages.[13]

Latkes need not necessarily be made from potatoes. Prior to the introduction of the potato to the Old World, latkes were, and in some places still are, made from a variety of other vegetables, cheeses, legumes, or starches, depending on the available local ingredients and foods of the various places where Jews lived.[14] Numerous modern recipes call for the addition of ingredients such as onions and carrots.[15][16]


>read the whole article before typing please.

>>5723815

Goddamn European leeches

>>5723816

If your guys' college experiences are anything like mine and his, you'll have a lot of schedule shenanigans to coordinate
And.. yeah. Yeah.

>>5723821

Except for like the entirety of south american and probably unwittingly everyone who uses south american exports.
Or anyone who cares about corn, too.

>>5723829
>>5723832
>>5723835

i don't even care about the argument i just wanted to point out potatos were peruvian.

>>5723832
>irrelevant
You are sadly mistaken if you think origin of things isn't relevant.

>>5723838
>corn
They call it Maize in europe circe.

>>5723838
I'm going to a community college so im hoping it won't be that time consuming

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>>5723838
what race even are you circe
>>5723829
>tfw nazi grand-parents living in Argentina already told me this
>>5723760
>new years resolutions
>real

>>5723845
community colleges are worse because students who go there have nothing to lose. They don't go to a prestige University so they don't care about fucking up their grades.

>>5723850
>nazi offspring
No wonder I hate you so much.

>>5723838
Circe, no one who lives in south america is a person. They are just human refuse.

>>5723839
>the origin of one ingredient decides the origin of the entire dish
You are literally arguing at a Circe level now, anon. I guess you win, I can't compete with that iron clad translogic.

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>>5723859
You're life is pathetic you really should end yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu7q8f9Zpho

Have you been saved /gaygen/?

All you have to do is confess with your mouth that you're a sinner and believe with your heart that Jesus paid the price for our sins when he died on the cross and rose on the 3rd day. If you do this every sin you ever committed will be blotched out in the book of life and you will get to join Jesus in heaven after you die. He will snatch you up after you die and save you from hell.

That is all that is required of you. The false doctrine that repentance is needed and you must not sin anymore is a lie. All those who are saved are saved forever even if they sin again!

Please accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour. He truly gave us all the greatest gift ever. Amen.

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>>5723850

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayuu_people

>>5723841

Actually i usually call it maize, too
I think being on 4chan makes me feel extra american

>>5723845

what're you guys studying for?

>>5723859

wow, shots fired

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>>5723855
*tips fedora*
>implying it matters who we come from so long as we make the world a better place
Also hating someone on an anonymous imageboard shows your emotional immaturity anon.

fuck

>>5723868
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayuu_people

I hope Christians have found their way to those tribal people and told them about Jesus and all his glory.

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>>5723866
Fuck you Imma staying in my coffin after I die.

>>5723869
It's your pathetic life you're living not mine. I could give less of a shit. I just think you should end yourself and now.

>>5723859
What do you look like senpai

>>5723878
As ugly on the outside as I am on the inside.

>>5723879
But r u manly

>>5723875

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3kc1jDahU4

Rise out of that coffin boy like Jesus rose to the heavens and hear the bells ringing.

>>5723882
No, sorry anon.

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>>5723877
lol okay anon enjoy your shitty masclet existence.

>>5723885
>super handsome man
>jesus freak
Fuck christ on a pole why are the cute ones mentally ill.

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>>5723885
Nope I'm good.

if i go to wal mart and buy a cucumber do you think ill get a weird look

maybe three cucumbers

>>5723888
>posting Cyrillic on an American website
Kill yourself.

>>5723891
>do you think ill get a weird look
Only if you also buy vaseline and possibly condoms.
But that's so common that nobody will act surprised anymore (that's the worst part).

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How are you coping, /gg/?

>tfw listening to Zarah Leander

>>5723889
>>5723890

Just dare to believe in him.

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>>5723894
the best part of speaking to you is I know who you are; necause your the most anal autistic retard i've ever had the pleasure of baiting into discussions ever. You unironically take imageboard posts seriously, probably because of your inferior masclet genetics. Nevermind that the image I posted is an inside joke and has nothing to do with cyrillic other than it being a placeholder for inventive comedy.

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>>5723900

animating

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>>5723902
I'm dead why would I care?

>>5723912

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWSCJ5vSus8

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>>5723910
You're a cute little fuckslut, Circé. Why don't you have a Valentine's? Do people just not date trannies?

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>>5723915
You can praise God and fight evil and do whatever the fuck you want.
I'll just be chillin in my coffin.

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>>5723859

Why are ugly twinks always the most spiteful?

is it insecurity?

>>5723921
where did you find that picture of me

>>5723925
The catacombs.

>>5723922
The concentrated bile mixed with >tfw no bf

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>>5723859

Man, you sure are a dickhead.

I bet your parents would be proud of you if they could see that post.

>>5723918

I have plenty of people who'd come over and cuddle me and fuck me nice and give me a good time, but I just want my mister.
He's trapped in an internal anxiety crisis and wants to be alone and i can't help but be wracked by worry.

>>5722464

I'd trade places with you. I won the bad mutation lottery and from family history there's a dazzling array of cancers, coronary disease and early cognitive decline after me. The last two are the current leaders of the pack.

Get off your ass, take a shower, and go outside and practice smiling at people. Keep pretending to yourself that you're happy until it sticks.

Compared to me you've got all the fucking time in the world. I envy you.

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>>5723950
>dazzling array of cancers
That's the most articulate and pristine thing that has ever been posted on this board.

>>5723921

>thinking you will make the decisions after death
>thinking you make the decisions now in this life

>>5723955
I don't give a shit.
I won't leave my coffin.

>>5722324
pleskun always

>>5723900
looking up at home remedies for earlobe cysts, boutta boot up wow and do my garrison chores

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>>5723111
>get someone, they won't be pretty but it'll be someone

Dan Savage calls them unconventionally attractive. His advice is they might want to look for other unconventionally attractive people to date.

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>>5723385
>And everything ends.

Fuck that. I'm planning on surviving the heat death of the universe and I'm bringing my husband with me.... even though he's being a fucking little shit because LSATs

PS, who is that in the picture? We've got the same glasses but other than that by comparison I look like this

>5.8-magnitude quake hits Christchurch, New Zealand

He surely is coming. I hope you're all prepared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfJWAarhVLQ

>>5723983
Dave Goldenberg.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/louiskwong/sets/72157608415238899/

How do I get ready for anal sex?
Do I need to get looser with a dildo beforehand?
Will enemas/douche irritate my anus
?

>>5724013

Enema, non-salted/medicated.
Don't drink any coffee.
Loosening up might be beneficial but probably not necessary.

>>5723430
>"the modal range for number of sexual partners ever [of homosexuals] was 101-500."

They must be counting things like someone having their wing-wang touched. In a bath house maze that's practically the same as shaking hands.

PS. I've been in a monogamous relationship for eight years. It's not all it's cracked up to be. My guy's sex drive is about forty times less than mine. I pray that my balls don't implode and generate two blue ball atomic explosions.

omg i made a irl friend today

>>5724032

Tell us about it, friend.

>>5724020
>tfw bf had the modal gay experience
If I could go back in time, I'd probably try to experience more of those things tbqh

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>All the members of Uk Band, Viola Beach died in Sweden after their car plunged 82ft off a bridge into a Swedish canal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyP0DvEwrh8

>>5723430
>tfw 0 sexual partners
why cant i even get one and everyone else is having literally hundreds?

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>tfw just had a dream about my crush
>we didn't even kiss or have sex
>we just did qt things like cuddling and hugging each other

Feels weird man

has rugby posted here recently? he seemed to just stop posting without his usual big announcement of leaving

>>5724047
Get on Grindr, lower standard & expectations & use protection

>>5724048

That's a porpoise, not a turtle

>>5724050

He found love and doesn't come to 4chan anymore. Doesn't even skype much anymore either. He & swede are apparently engaged.

>>5724033
nm nm we were just hanging out on our lunch break had some bantzz talking about qt boys n shit but were fb friends now and she wants me to come out partying with her
>>5724050
trip on rugby

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>>5723467
>This type of mentality is not only disgusting, but idiotic.

Oh My Fucking God

1) Smell that? It's all the stodgy, gay sex hating bullshit flying out of your asexual ass.

2) "Other degenerate gays?" omg, you're the same guy that has been posting this crap on 7chan for what, five or six years? God you've gotten bitter.

3) Go away. Just go away. Asexuality.org is full of people that feel the same way you do. Go be with your own kind and leave the humans alone.

4) I'm really fucking old. My advice to young gays is ignore this asshat and have as much sex as you can while you're young, because you've got about a ten year window of easy opportunity to explore your sexuality. Not so much opportunity after that.

5)

>>5724064

Ooh, a partymate
That's a good type of friend

>>5724062
isnt rugby only 18? still though, im happy for him

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Who is he gaygen?

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>>5724050
like who tf cares hopefully his neo nazi piss drinking ass is dead

If you miss him reevaluate your life

>>5723868
Oh shit my b, I forgot about this thread
I'm going for psychiatry and he's going for art.

>>5724074
>4) I'm really fucking old. My advice to young gays is ignore this asshat and have as much sex as you can while you're young, because you've got about a ten year window of easy opportunity to explore your sexuality. Not so much opportunity after that.

Not even that guy, but that's pretty disgusting. I'm monogamous and lucky enough to have a boyfriend who's the same so I don't have to worry about being cheated on or getting HIV or some awful STD.

desu that mentality of "muh bathhouses muh wild orgies and fucking 500 men in a year" is one of the most awful things ever on so many levels, from a gay rights perspective to a health one.

I literally don't understand or comprehend it.

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>>5724083

>>5724083

Jesus

>>5723562
Soooooooo, what about medical circumcisions?

>>5724083
>You're a good hoo-er
ftfy

>>5723613

oh hey thats a picture of me

lol

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>>5723482
"What do you care what other people think?"
- Dr. Richard Feynman.

- Nobel Prize winner.
- Key member of the Manhattan Project.
- One of the greatest theoretical physicists in history.
-Reputedly God himself used to come talk to him about certain points of Quantum Electrodynamics that He found uncertain.
-Safe cracker.
- Formulated theory of the utility and equality of theoretical physics and sex.
- Olympic class pussy chaser.

"Ask them if you buy them a drink will they sleep with you?" Success rate was only 1%, but he could work through a barroom in less than half an hour and only needed to buy one drink. - Mid 1940s

Guess who's my hero. Stick up his ass or Nobel Prize winner?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGSjzx1fhcQ

tfw no feminine bf who can play the harp

>>5724196

I used to be able to play the harp
I probably still can, i don't know
It's been years.

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>>5724083
My crush of course.
Who is probably spending Valentine's Day hoping he will die.

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>>5724192

you forgot
-professional bongo player in Brazil

but yes, he is my idol too. i bought pic related for $200 or so 2 weeks ago.

What instruments can you play/ed?
If not what instrument do you want to?
>I play trombone in my high school marching band (I'm 18 BTW, mods)
>I play bass guitar in my free time

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>>5724231
>what instrument do you want to?
PENIS

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>>5723922
>Why are ugly twinks always the most spiteful?
>is it insecurity?

Possibly, but I tend to lean more towards spite stemming from jealousy about others' sexual success

>>5723954
I've had time to think about it.

>>5723154

Left is obvi hotter

>>5724231

Cello grade 5
piano grade 5
drums
bellyre in a military band
bongos

I want to have sex with a silver fox

>>5724257
I always knew you were into bestiality

>>5724257

didn't you and slutboi already have sex?

you already caused your bf great anxiety by sleeping around and being a easy hoe

what you need is some moral guidelines to live by

>>5724274

Trying to bite deep, anon, shame on you.

>>5724165
There's always something you can do to fix issues instead of cutting the whole thing off. You can do minor circumcisions that correct phimosis or other problems and if there is cancer of the foreskin etc., but that's out of necessity. Circumcision just because you want your kid's dick to be mutilated for your own pleasure is unnecessary therefore should be banned. Unless your from a religious freak family then you and your family therefore have the right be be freaks and mutilate your penis. Etc. etc. etc.

>>5724107
>I literally don't understand or comprehend it.

Exactly true. You are blind to that particular aspect of humanity. No shame in it, but it would probably be nicer for everybody if you just shrugged your shoulders and walked away.

>>5724220
Nice pic!

Why did it cost $200?

I have a question, /gaygen/.

Do you think Grindr is ever appropriate for a first time ? Or is it a complete nah ?

Ty for your time

>>5724303
Then do explain to me, why would someone want to fuck hundreds of other people, regardless of risk of STDs, and often times while they're in a romantic relationship with another person?

What... drives a person to do that and engage in that sort of behavior? I'm very definitely gay, but like I said me and my boyfriend are monogamous. Is shallow sex and fucking really better than a relationship and health for those people?

>>5724336

I mean, personally, i just have a hard time not being sexually attracted to my friends.
I think somewhere inside my head, friendly intimacy and sexual intimacy are really the same thing.

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>>5724350
Same

>>5724333

Grindr is kinda shit
Just use CraigsList.

>>5724333
If you use grindr. You deserve death desu

>>5724360
>craigslist
you disgusting whore

>>5724369

Better than broadcasting my location in order to have spotty blueball sessions with mathc4mathc.

Why don't I have a tripcode

>>5724386
I find it so funny that you queens think we (actually masculine) men are pretending and literally have lisp girly voices. Someone definitely is over compensating and it's not us. it's you.

>>5724360
>>5724366

I don't use grindr yet, it's just that I'm slowly approaching 20 and while I'm far from depressed, I think I have bad luck

I end up not developing affection for hot, friendly guys in my college because my first two real crushes (whom I even dare to go and try my luck) were straight, so I'm afraid of another delusion in the future

>>5724397
>we (actually masculine) men are pretending and literally have lisp girly voices.
>bear community

>VA pays me to go to school
>18 credit hours this semester
>Only one course on campus on M & W for two hours
>Go to the gym
>Sit around the house and drink coffee all day
>Do assignments and spit tobacco in a little bottle

I have hobbies. But man do I have zero desire to go out in the cold and hunt or go fishing at this time or anything else. Hell even video games have gotten boring.

I guess I have to make friends.

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>>5723900
Just chilling and playing stalker trying to figure out what happened to this general, it seems worse than usual.

What about you bruh?

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>>5722608
I abandoned the thread, and yea basically I live in central IL.
>mfw

>>5724322

That just how much it costs.

have you ever had to buy your own textbook before? shits expensive.

>>5724404
>implying all bears are masculine
>implying all masculine men are bears
You're stupid if you believe this mentality.

>>5724397
>you queens

https://clyp.it/c0c2agca

>>5724400
>slowly approaching 20

No one's slowly approaching anything. The sum of your life is minutes of mind, and to make those minutes pleasant to remember you've got to get what you want ahead of time.

>>5724479
I was just giving an example that those who are 'masculine strong men' can be the most whining sissy girls on the planet.

If you get butthurt because people don't think you're masculine, they're right.

>>5724497
Do you even read what you type. Man you are retarded.

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>>5724496
You sound so faggy.

>>5723756
Yids are literally a jewish appropriation of German and other european culture

>>5724527
>butthurt mathc4mathc

happy valentine's day guys

;_;

>>5724532

https://clyp.it/yazhwe1s

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>>5724570
faggot

>>5724591
would you /gg/?

>>5724535

Mixing /pol/ and tumblr improves nothing.

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>>5724544
Yes, (insert meme here) that should tell him off. hue hue hue

>>5724560
You too bb.
>tfw my family is taking pitty on me and taking me to see Deadpool
I was never going to find a qt to go with anyways.

>>5724600
I'm not into bestiality.

>>5724602
that's basically what /lgbt/ is

>>5724602
this post in inane dribble; yids literally are exactly what I said. What, you think the Jews in Judea were playing Kletzmer music and eating bagels there?

>>5724620
there is a really qt guy who works at the movie theater I go to, maybe you'll see one.

>>5724560
happy valentine's day!
what kind of fun stuff does everyone have planned

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>>5724414
College feels?

>spring semester 2016
>full time grad student
>thesis to finish by March
>nonstop gta work, cuz prof assigns hw like 3 times a week
>part-time internship, where boss has me flying solo on his dream project
>tfw stress and nonexistent social life

Just two and a half more months guys...;_;

Flirting with a really qt ftm friend of mine..
Kind of nervous if they actually want to do anything??
It started kind of crass but i'm pretty into them
But i'm kind of worried they think i'm being like rude or superficial

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>>5724639
>muh zog muh appropriating muh culture

Oh my God, what a whiny whiner.

>>5724591

https://clyp.it/dby4jjz0

>>5724659
Oh yes indeed senpai.

I don't know what it is, but everything I've been doing has been nothing buy busy work. Everything I've done with the exception of my mid term or finals seem to just be busy work at the 8th grade level to keep me trapped.

At least I only have 9 classes left. Almost there.

>>5724669
>Oh my God, what a whiny whiner.
oh my god what a historically illiterate nutcase

>>5724680

I don't know if the Jews in Judea were playing Klezmer and eating bagels, but I hope they were because that would be almost as hilarious as you crying about it.

>>5724663
>they
>them
>they

embarrassing

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>>5724699
the only one crying here is you, Moshe.

>>5724671
ive felt like that since i was a freshman
high school AP classes are harder than anything i've ever had to do in college

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>>5724444
NO ONE HAS CHECKED MY QUAD 4S WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

>>5724703

wut
did i break some antiquated grammar rule

>>5724719
check my 2s

>>5724705

No u

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>>5724444

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>>5724738
thx

>>5724444
WITNESSED

>>5724444
Checked and keked

>>5722282

Did gaygen die of AIDS?

>>5724777
>gaygen died of aids
a long time ago 777
Tripple sevens get

>>5724444
>>5724719
Central Il too, quad boy.
Post pics.

>>5724444
>>5724777
WHAT'S HAPPENING

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>>5724796
>Post pics.
I aint posting pics here nigga.

>>5724812
>>5724812
>>5724812

a little early but w/e

>>5724816

Fuck off.

>>5724816
"no"

>>5722324
>http://ftape.com/model/?works=guys
omg these two are so jokes thinking they're hot shit. Look at their pecs.

gross

>>5722324
I know one of the guys on this.

Why can't I be a model?

>>5723900
playing vidya to drown my thoughts

>>5724639
>What, you think the Jews in Judea were playing Kletzmer music and eating bagels there?

Given that (like my father before me) I've got a Jewish ex-wife and her family which I all I loved
some Klezmer music, a bagel, cream cheese and lox with all the bad parts cut off, sounds kinda nice.

>>5724721
I don't get it either. I hate it when English-as-third-or-fourth language or Indians try to correct one's syntax

Britain is a horrible country

>>5722783
Well hi! I live in St. Charles, MO.

>>5724922
http://ftape.com/model/?portfolio=andreas-lindquist
niq with muscles

>>5728321
You mean he has brown hair?

Looks nothing like him