Valentine edition
I know I dont have one. Do you?
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Previous thread >>5709831
>Tfw someone important to you isn't feeling good and you just feel useless because you can't help.
first for wait sheen is back?
If I eat all this testosterone supplement will it cure my dysphoria?
>tfw nobody still cares
are yume and gem the mtfg power couple?
>>5711127
i wish
i miss having friends i actually liked and didn't just tolerate
>tfw blood in ejaculate again
>tfw this means no more orgasms until I see a doctor for follow up
>tfw super duper lonely bc no bf
>tfw valentines is coming up and won't be able to play with my butte
>tfw aching to have something or someone in me but not being able to do it
>tfw can't orgasm without being penetrated
fug my lyf
>>5711141
yes
unless you want to give them to ftmg
if u reply to this post with ur name ill project my positive energy into you
>>5711149
I probably will if Powder City doesn't make me send them back to get what I ordered.
>>5711127
>tfw 26 years and counting of being alone on Valentines day.
Granted the first 10 or so didnt really matter.
>>5711154
Male or female name?
>>5711145
no, that award goes to kayla and miss cock
>>5711157
>tfw going out to dinner tomorrow with a guy friend
>tfw it feels like a date
>tfw he's gonna be banging his girlfriend all sunday
>tfw just friends
>>5711168
fart
im upset
(sorry anon who hates my self-absorbed whining)
if Bernie was running as a state governor i would donate to his campaign and get EVERYONE to vote for him
its going to be quite interesting watching bernie vs trump debate if that's how it goes, because both of them want the same result they just have different ways to achieve it. the only major issue they disagree on is State's Rights and Immigration
>>5711173
MAAAAAD WORLD
>>5711175
ty
<3
https://youtu.be/NghQ_myEPzc
This is hot.
>>5711177
its kind of a win for America desu
>>5711106
>tfw will never look like sh0eonhead
>>5711192
hey kiwi
are you okay?
>>5711176
Tell me about your pain. Why do you wear a mask?
>>5711192
busty david pls you already do
>>5711190
it's just interesting how little some people actually know about Trump and Bernie's platforms
if they both ran for state government they would agree on almost everything since State's Rights and Immigration doesn't come up when ur runnin for Gov.
>>5711163
female
>>5711197
pls i answered that last thread i'm never ok
>>5711201
t-thanks
>>5711201
>ywn grope busty dakotas busty bust
>ywn have a valentine
>>5711198
my internet bf was mean to me because he's on steroids
anyway, im a big guy
>>5711154
>>5711205
Mackenzie. Is it a hon name? It has arbitrary historical significance to me that I find entertaining.
>>5711222
>>5711147
www.autismspeaks.org
hello everyone how are you doing tonight
>>5711222
>>5711224
If you broke it off, would you cry? And, why do you want him?
>>5711145
yes
and we'll beat any other mtfg couple that stands in our way
>>5711234
>1234
im okay anon, just doing my thing you know?
>>5711222
>tfw someone you want to ask to be your valentine but even if they said yes they are in another state and wouldn't be able to do anything with me in person.
>>5711222
>mfw I had 3 to choose from and I chose the cute shy guy
>>5711231
>every 2 faced person has autism
>meds on unstable supply
>look hideous
>only 18, started at 17 but genetics fucked me over
>and to top it off my acne is coming back
A friend videotaped me out of the blue and showed me and I almost cried.
I'm back at suicide levels.
>tfw working on valentines day
>tfw its busiest day of the year
>tfw finish at mindnight
>tfw midnight is only 5pm in my gfs timezone
>tfw get to hang out and watch anime until the sun comes up for me, and until its bedtime for her
>tfw it will be perfect
>tfw this time next year we'll have moved in together and had srs and will be scissoring instead
>mfw
just get ffs :^)
>>5711222
You get used to it.
Not really.
>>5711248
good to hear
>>5711222
tfw first valentines day with your otp
>>5711258
>Keeps hair short and ugly
hmm I wonder
>>5711222
>ywn not be a hon
>ywn pass
>ywn live a fulfilling worry-free life
>ywn have kids of your own
>ywn enjoy the things you used to the same way again
>ywn have accepting family members
>ywn be in a relationship where the other person doesn't get tired of you eventually
>ywn find someone to grow old with together
>ywn make it past 30
if u reply to this post with ur name ill project my positive energy into you
pls respond
>>5711272
shut up and get a cute bf, maybe the boy who pushed you against walls and kissed you or something
Trump is such an amazing public speaker, he's on another level. It's insane.
>>5711273
you anon
you should be happy too
>>5711273
(you)
>>5711258
>Seinfeld bass theme plays
>and whaaaats the deal with transition?
>>5711273
Scam artist, I replied with my name and you ignored it.
>>5711272
You sure do make a lot of posts begging for attention
tfw no bf
>>5711272
kiwi you're like one of the cuter girls i know trans/cis aside.
>>5711273
How about projecting your positive cocc inside me?
>>5711285
At least you two can talk. Even if today he didn't behave so good.
>>5711177
>its going to be quite interesting watching bernie vs trump debate
This. If it ends up being Bernie vs. Trump I don't know who will win, but I'm very excited to watch the race.
And very excited to kill myself when Bernie wins.
>>5711244
c-can it be a power trio??
>>5711331
kek trump is going to destroy bernie, if fucking two BLM protesters can force sanders off the stage trump is going to tear him a new one
>>5711338
>tfw gem and yume leave their scent on your clothes
>>5710959
yes pls
>>5711339
Absolutely, Trump is a genuis when it comes to linguistics and absolutely dominant in debates. But too many people see his manner of speech and aggression as a negative factor, which is silly, and ignore what he's actually saying to jump on that Tump hate train.
Just look at what people say about Trump's views on LGBT rights.
Trump will definitely control the debates, but its' voters that win elections.
>>5711338
YES
>>5711338
wow how about you back off tb h
>>5711339
Naw Trumps gonna fail in the General Election, his rhetoric works on the Republican / Conservative crowds, but the Independent voters are going to be harder for Trump to get against Bernie, who thrives on independent votes. That's why Trump does better against Hillary.
>>5711352
>LGBT rights
>reverse the SCOTUS decision
>make it possible for states to choose
>some states have legal gay marriage some don't
>all the anti LGBTs have places where they don't have to be around gays
>gays have states where anti LGBTers won't live
how is that a problem lol
>>5711353
how do i join?
>>5711360
>reverse the SCOTUS decision
See what I mean? He's not going to do this, he can't anyways. It doesn't work like that.
>>5711352
http://www.hrc.org/2016RepublicanFacts/donald-trump
Yeah I'm going with Bernie, he's got our best interest in mind.
>>5711346
whoah cutie....
>>5711352
>>5711365
bernie and trump are independents running for Dems/Reps respectfully so they can actually be electable
trump strongly believes in state's rights, and in my opinion someone who wants to empower states and depower the federal government is the type of person who has my best interests in mind
>>5711353
who is dat
>>5711363
wh r u?
>>5711383
clearly not you
>>5711390
................................ o.O?
>bricked my phone
welp
>>5711393
okay im you from an alternate timeline and im here to stop you from making a decision in the near future thatll get everyone in the northern hemisphere killed
>>5711395
Time to throw it at an alpaca
>>5711400
I restored it so should be fine
>>5711393
What's the story between you and Vektroid, yume?
https://youtu.be/FbEaSHhQRe0
>>5711403
Did your neighbor pee in you yet?
>>5711406
nope im definitely not yume
>>5711404
i succed her girldick
>>5711398
"lets burn it all down" -hellion
>>5711406
ya thats not me
>>5711403
Well that's also acceptable
fuck my life
>>5711416
I'll fuck more than your life bbg
I'm talking about but hol
>>5711416
Maybe later
>>5711412
>>5711410
>20 seconds
you're just posting on your phone off of wifi and on your computer arent you
>>5711421
Describe him.
>>5711423
its actually not me..
>tfw you will never know how to accessorize as well as a cis girl
>>5711425
should I post a pic of him?
>>5711423
yeah im not yume gosh..
>>5711428
Yes
>>5711427
lmao
Late to the trump bandwagon.
Whatevs
>>5711432
you know I should be pissed I lost most of my pics but I don't really give a shit anymore. most of it is saved on social media apps I could retrive them from having sent them to others it reminds me of the book Feed when the girl starts losing her memories from brain cancer so she sends them to titus so he can rmemeber for her but then he deleted them then he goes to her dying body because only 10 percent of her brain is still funcitonal and he regrets deleting all the memory its pretty fuckign weird...
>>5711435
Mom no! Vote Bernie!
I don't know if I have a valentine. How do I find out?
>you will never be a e s t h e t i c
>>5711440
You need to pay attention to the thread more often. I've already voiced my support for the stump known as God Emperor Trump.
Besides, I don't trust commies.
>>5711441
are you soul crushingly lonely? then you have no valentines and if you''re like most people here you never will
>TFW voting in the primaries is pointless for me because Trump and Hillary will get NY because home field advantage.
But I didn't go from independent to Democrat because I like the Democrats I did it for Bernie.
>>5711445
This.
>>5711433
It has a neck sweater with buttons on it, I'm a little jelly
>tfw voting for ron paul
>>5711441
Just take them away and force them to be your Valentine
>>5711445
;_;
But moooooooooooooooooooooom
>>5711039
>>Not loving new jersey girls and their adorable accents
>>falling for the jersey shore meme
we don't have accents
>>5711450
>tfw you will never vote for kiwi's asspussy with your gt
>>5711450
Hello 2012.
>>5711444
iktf
>>5711447
It's really bad that a Jew from New York like berny is going to lose there
>>5711456
>>5711450
>>5711455
woa lewd af
>>5711456
hi
>>5711425
>>5711432
best I Can do
>>5711462
hi kiwi you deleted me on skype but im glad youre ok
i love girldick
>>5711472
hi
you can add me back if you want, i just had a moment and deleted everyone p much
>>5711474
whoa whoa, what happened to the str8 lyfe?
>>5711427
>tfw no bird friend
>tfw no friends
>>5711462
>tfw you will never 69 with kiwi and eat her ass
>tfw kiwi will never lick your taint and suck on your ladyballs and girltinkler
>>5711482
yume turned me into a transbian and thats why im going to portland to be a part of her harem
>>5711484
pls chill out anon
the kiwi is not for lewd
>>5711490
b-but you still want a boy to take you in his arms and shove his mandick inside you right?
>starcraft has always been the one thing in my life that lets me zone out and forget everything and get out of my own mind and stop feeling so trapped by everything all the time
>it doesn't work anymore
how do i find a new hobby? coding is fun but it's not like /fun/ fun you know? what am i supposed to do to escape reality now? i can't do anything requiring immense physical activity anymore because of a surgery and i hate going out more than like once a week and will only do it with friends.
what is my new hobby?
Yume's girth cannot be ignored
>>5711502
I heard a rumor that it resembles a tuna can
>>5711451
No buts young lady.
>>5711450
>Voting Ron Paul who isn't even running instead of Vermin Supreme
>>5711501
just keep trying stuff until you find something you really like
>>5711498
sorry ._.
you just remind me of an ex girlfriend to the point I can only picture you with a vagina and wearing her blue lacey hipster briefs then pulling them to your ankles and eating you out
>>5711490
>tfw this instantly made you seem gross
Enjoy the spit roast doh
Woke up from nap~ Hi alll
>>5711490
o.o Maddie didn't expect to see you get converted
>>5711498
Don't make me post those nudes of you now.
>>5711529
do it
>>5711529
n-no p-pls d-dont do that
I dont want to see nudes of kiwi
>tfw just want to sleep but it's too early to go to bed
ah mah god this bricking really made me give a shit about organizing my files and i finally got my Dedas stuff togheter! =]
This is going to be my first valentine's day in a relationship.
What do I do?
>>5711536
trip on jormo
I added this older trans woman on Facebook. I don't know why she added me. I think it was from a post in a trans group, but could be mutual friends.
She isn't pretty but not obviously hon looking. Just ugly.
She has sent me tons of messages just repeatedly asking if I want to talk about problems with being trans and how she wants to help me and I am so pretty.
Like over and over. I tell her I live full time I have my life together, but thanks. Still like it is constantly. In the morning just as soon as I log on she starts. No matter what time.
I don't want to be mean but it is getting kooky
Suggestions?
>>5711545
>What do I do?
your partner
>>5711406
>implying you're not coming to my place next time
>>5711398
>wanting to get it on with ur past self
Spooky.
>>5711546
n-no its totally not me
>>5711547
block him
>>5711557
Come back to us Jörmy ;~;
>>5711550
Any... less lewd suggestions?
i'm outta here
>>5711567
bye !!
>>5711566
why would you need that?
get some chocolate, wine, and lube
>>5711566
kiss them
>>5711567
Cya nerd
Watched The Danish Girl with mom today and told my dad I'm transgender.
Mom walked out after a little while after the mirror scene, while I was so crying. Made me realize she'll never accept me. Whatever.
Dad story is actually a little funny. Just some background, he's from Mexico(is a citizen of the USA) and I decided to tell him in Spanish. Problem is I wasn't pronouncing the word "Transgenero" properly.
>Dad, I love you
>I love you more
>Dad, I'm transgender.
>what? You're a trainer?
>lol no transgender
>accountant?
>TRANSGENDER
>Transmission repairman? I don't know what you're saying.
>T. R. A. N. S. G.-
>Transgender?
>Yes!
>oh... You're gay?
>No...
>being gay is bad, you need a wife and children. We'll talk tomorrow.
My dad didn't even sound mad about it. He really is a loving dad. My mom's a bitch. But I love them both. I love being open to my family although they'll never support me. I feel better,not so much shame and fear.
/blog
>>5711553
>that jinx image
hnnnng
yes please
>>5711576
Going to get a wife and children before you talk to him tomorrow?
>>5711576
>>being gay is bad, you need a wife and children. We'll talk tomorrow.
Well now you'll be the wife and you can adopt children!
>>5711585
that actually might be a good way for her to explain it to her dad
>>5711589
>Hahaha I'll tell him that tomorrow.
>dad I am not gay
>I want to be married with kids, but I want to be the wife and I want a husband
>>5711604
That makes perfect sense!
>parents want me to do things other than sleep
ugghh
>>5711618
invite them to join you
parents love joining their kids in bed
which is a better city to be a tranny new york or portland
>>5711622
New York probably. More chance of forced sex
Why do Trannies smoke so much weed?
>>5711630
Probably cause its an easy way to escape from reality and trannies existences are usually that of misery
>>5711630
Dulls the pain
>>5711622
Portland probably. More chance of tranny forced sex
im going to Manhattan tomorrow, any of you there want to kill me or something?
>>5711630
it helps deal with t rage
Mtfg I finally took a picture that doesn't make me want to kill myself
Feels so good ;____;
>>5711630
>tfw drug free and the dysphoria hits full blast
>>5711654
What is t rage?
>>5711658
You have very pretty eyes!
#jelly
>>5711661
>tfw on E at a rave and see cute underdressed girls
>>5711670
That must've hurt really bad ;_;
>>5711658
Plucking and shaping eyebrows would really help you feel and look prettier. I love how my face looks when I clean my eyebrows up!!
>>5711630
weed is disgusting and about 99% of the time if you hear a single person bring up weed more than one time in public ever, they are a waste of life.
i hooked up with a tranny like a month ago or so, maybe longer. i knew it would be a one time sex thing, not sure if she did, but she kept talking about weed. she shows up at my apartment for movie and fuck, and this is what she is wearing, totally serious
>skeleton leggings
>one of those generic red plaid skirtss
>converse
>an avenged sevenfold shirt
>leather jacket
she was pretty gross so we just did hand stuff because i really didn't want any disease or anything.
after she leaves, she texts me and goes i'm so high lol, and we haven't spoken since. stoners are degenerates.
>>5711658
you're so cute wtf
those eyebrows could use work tho
Why I don't feel like a girl?
>>5711687
dysphoria
>>5711658
Cute
>>5711687
you can feel like you should be a girl
you can feel girly
but I don't think you can FEEL like a girl
>>5711695
play the game grace
>>5711687
Are you dressed like a girl?
Smell like a girl?
Look like a girl?
On hormones?
>>5711698
We are girls, though. Aren't we?
>>5711698
I KNOW THAT FEEL
>>5711665
I was kind of joking, but t rage is basically how empty frustrated and/or angry you can feel because of testosterone, usually pre hormones, but it can happen to some people on hrt too
>>5711700
I'm carrying you Kiwi
>>5711703
bitch idk
https://a.pomf.cat/cpoozf.webm
This video makes me want a vagina so bad.
>>5711718
Why did I have to have this dumb dick
>>5711702
No
No
No
Yes
>this thread
>executing le rustle maymay script.exe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJGbuTa5TY
>>5711722
I bet you moan like a girl
>>5711722
WHY?
>>5711727
It's the only thing I practice in girl voice, so yah
>>5711718
Gross but cute but mostly gross.
>>5711702
no
no
no
no
>>5711731
nice one bro
tfw every girl who posts here is so pretty and your just an ugly hon
>>5711731
I bet you blush like a girl when someone playes with your areola
>>5711740
I don't even look like a girl yet so chin up
>>5711740
i'm no ugly hon but i'm not a cute girl so i know that feel kinda
>>5711740
trip on <insert any trip here>
>>5711127
>tfw no valentine
Oh well
Maybe some other time
>>5711740
There's always personality :^3
>>5711740
iktf
>>5711702
yes
no
no
yes
How many did I need to become a girl?
>>5711746
Will you be my Valentine, Kuppy? You're supposed to have wild sex on Valentine's, right?
>tfw no one else is on long island
>>5711718
>tfw you'll probably never have a real vagina
s-synthetic transplants when?? ,_,
>>5711754
uhhhhhh
but who would use their GT?
>>5711750
Hey Kiwi, still want me to send the cock hat template?
>>5711750
Kiwi please you're beautiful
>>5711755
How far are you from NYC?
>>5711756
probably not in our lives sadly ;_________;
>tfw no bf
>>5711127
does getting my lupron shot count? cause that's monday :3
>>5711757
>but who would use their GT?
I'm a catcher, but I'm willing to play pitcher if it'll make you happy.
>>5711759
bethpage, about an hour
ill be in manhattan tomorrow to go to callen lorde
>>5711765
ct here :x how far from orient point?
>>5711752
ALL 4 BABY
>>5711756
>ywn know the feeling of being fucked in the vagina
Feels bad desu
>>5711764
But I don't want you to be unhappy
>>5711761
Finalized my lease today! Yay.
I wonder if my landlord realizes I have a dick. In previous years that always seemed to be grounds for immediate "oh we found someone else for the place" *continues reposting the listing for the next several weeks*
>>5711770
pretty far
>>5711776
That's actually qtp2t
>>5711778
NOW DON'T BE SAD CAUSE 2/3 AIN'T BAD
>>5711776
i think i masturbate way too much for be to ever be able to do this. i can't cum unless i am death gripping my shit
how do i fix this?
>>5711757
n-no i just needed it for a friend who's not my friend anymore thanks though
>>5711758
pls grace no hugboxing
>>5711777
>implying he hasn't hidden cameras to watch and fap to you
>>5711776
>you'll never be tied up while someone does that to you
er
uhm
i mean im pure ew what is that
>>5711786
It's just honesty
>>5711779
upon looking at a map (lol) i realize you are near all my extended family. was just down that way for the super bowl.
massapequa lindenhurst
>>5711786
Lost that friend in the span of 6 hours?
>>5711776
This is the most lewd webm I've ever see
Can't post it here it's too lewd
https://my.mixtape.moe/nepsfz.webm
https://my.mixtape.moe/nepsfz.webm
https://my.mixtape.moe/nepsfz.webm
>>5711765
do you get your meds from there too?
>>5711798
>https://my.mixtape.moe/nepsfz.webm
my god
>>5711798
the panties aren't as cute
>>5711760
>tfw your gf believes that it'll easily happen in our lifetimes
>tfw you're too jaded to expecting science to advance in any certain way to believe it
I use to read science articles almost every single day, for years. I used to be really into physics, and kinda science in general before I was depressed
I dont think they've ever seriously considered how synthetic implants could help transgender patients
>>5711798
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER?
>>5711798
TOO
LEWD
i dont wanna have a ladyboner tonight
>>5711800
just the prescriptions, i don't use their pharmacy
>>5711775
>But I don't want you to be unhappy
That's why we can use dildos if you don't want to use your gt. Fucc me with a strap on.
>>5711794
it's a long story that i don't want to get into here because he's probably browsing rn
>>5711804
>trannies make up 1% of the population
>science figures out all they can do with that shit to normal people 20 years later
>"hey, there's a bunch of faggots who want to cut their dicks off, how can we profit from this?"
mfw
>>5711810
but I wanna bottom
>>5711811
Fair enough
>>5711127
>tfw actually have a valentine for once but will probably be working the day of
>>5711798
oh wow
i think it's funny people think peacetime will last long enough for us to enjoy let alone develop things like technovags
>>5711798
i need more
>>5711765
how does one sign up for callen lorde
i want to stop self medding eventually but idk how to go about it
>>5711804
I mean there might be a breakthrough in the next couple of decades or so, but im like you; very very sceptical, especially about something as big as replacing big organs with lab grown stuff.
>>5711802
If you werent half turk then i bet you wouldn't have ever had a manjaw.
>tfw going to be spending valentines day alone eating chocolate after work.
>>5711824
wasnt cheska going to help you?
>>5711798
Yes pls.
>>5711824
just call them i think, you probably have to wait a while though
>>5711825
just want to know if same remy as renegade remy :x
>>5711829
>tfw going to spend valentines day camwhoring for bf on skype
>>5711815
>but I wanna bottom
Sex is hard if you're both power subs, wow. Let's just take one for the team and take turns dildo fucking eachother. We can snuggle and kiss in between to make ourselves feel better.
>>5711830
no i had another friend who was going to go with me but we haven't talked in a long while
>>5711834
how long is the waiting time?
>>5711839
dissappointment crashes over me like a wave :[
>>5711829
Same except the work part
Buying new lover, will pay in hugs, PM me pls
>>5711840
>snuggle and kiss
I'm okay with this
Are you ok with doing it with an ugly tranny though?
>>5711847
same dude, i wish i looked half as good as her
>>5711848
hey im game
>>5711804
http://www.theguardian.com/education/2014/oct/04/penis-transplants-anthony-atala-interview
There was this.
>>5711853
that looks like a plastic crayon wrapped in like
shitty packaging foam sheet
>>5711846
Yes
Yes you can
>>5711859
at the same time right? that's what i had in mind
i can fuck someone with my dick and finger/fist/wrist the other so yeah
>When some shitty player on your team starts talking mad shit when he makes a mistake and tries to blame it on you
I can feel my T levels rising and I dont like it. R6 is full of idiots.
>>5711864
>>5711798
Chris Chan has ruined nipple vibrators for me forever
>>5711864
rainbox 6 has always been a normie game
what do you expect
>>5711846
This would make things much easier, thank you.
>>5711849
Only if you are.
>>5711869
you have shit taste lol i like how no one replies to you hardly
I've been on hormones for 9 months, is it still early for me or will they fill out more? I feel like my growth has plateaued. I massage them often too. will a breast pump promote growth? I fear that they'll loom like they were suctioned through a cone shaped vacuum.
>>5711868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaCS6PR9zBQ
Chris Chan's life has been such a wild ride.
>>5711850
please tell me you're joking? remi always hides half / majority of their face.. like wtf. if you'd seen some screen caps from lcs you'd understand....
>>5711871
yeah it's fine
i like threesomes
>>5711875
still early
>>5711878
Oh fucking god. That fucking facial hair triggers me so hard.
>>5711787
yay attention from a male, finally!
>>5711869
Normie game? What does this even mean? Is any game thats not some abstract indie game normie to you? Regardless R6 is still one of the best multiplayer shooters to come out in years.
>>5711879
She has a terribly large nose.
She saved up cash back a few months ago and probably had the option of getting nose surgery done or have implants and she choose implants.
>>5711888
mechanical depth means normie now for some stupid fucking reason
could've sworn normie shit was shit that didn't have mechanical depth like skyrim
>>5711798
pls i need more
>>5711877
we're all happy now
>>5711889
>tfw nose just like remi
>tfw my older sister has nose just like mine
I'm like a 8 inch taller twin of my older sister so I'm not too worried, but yeah my angular nose bothers me some
>>5711889
>tfw no fashion accessory to hide your nose
I've begun the final countdown. 14 minutes until exactly 30 years ago cuthulu unleashed me upon the earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-46iroU1E
Will you be going?
>>5711901
you can do pretty good with the right pair of glasses.
>>5711901
burka
This place was nearly destroyed yesterday, I feel it is safe to declare myself Empress of /mtfg/
Let's make mtfg great again
Who shall be my designated heir?
>you look like a girl
>no
>yes lol
Jesus christ fucking hugboxing retards, you can't look like a woman if you look like a man.
>>5711905
Could you imagine if all of us just show up? Just for the hell of it?
>>5711911
post pic
>>5711898
>ragdoll_in_weebgame.gif
>>5711911
go to bed lainanon
>>5711910
me
after the 3some
>>5711911
Hey Lain anon
post proofs
>>5711919
pffft
an anon can't be Empress
>>5711910
We shall need a royal fool to entertain us as well. WHO SHALL BE THE FOOL?
>>5711924
how about now
>>5711913
Why?
>>5711916
I can't sleep tho.
>>5711920
I'm sure everyone who knows what I look like agrees with me, no idea why cis scum try to hugbox me so hard.
Don't have any good pics too.
>>5711863
I can only take three fingers, but you can get really rough in there. It won't take much to make me climax.
Just make sure you fuck me properly later, or let me succ.
>>5711828
mom's jaw is a lot more masculine.
where is the mtfg IRC?
>>5711931
fuck sake anon why are you in canada and not in london on a bed in front of me
How do I reach abstract levels of irony?
>>5711910
MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO THE REPUBLIC. TO DEMOCRACY.
>>5711924
Ey, Kuppy. I was going to give you these old alldaychemist meds when I went through melb on my way home for a birthday trip but I am poor as FUCK atm and can't afford the trip now.
S-sorry.
what's up ya tootsies ?
>I will never be a slut in the digital world
Actually I guess I can be. But not the cool digital world.
>>5711945
oh hey leonardo decaprio
calming down over all the attempted suicides yesterday and mourning elanna
>>5711945
Absolutely nothing, you?
>>5711925
hmm
who is the best shitposter here?
>>5711928
You need a real name senpai
something monarch worthy
>>5711929
>lainanon will never post a pic for proofs
tsk tsk
>>5711941
Would a Constitutional Monarchy be ok?
>>5711943
Hey, don't worry about it, I was gonna by some online anyway
>>5711941
YUH NEU EMPAIYUH?
>>5711946
Hello new cosplay that I'll never have the body for.
>>5711945
I am now Empress of /mtfg/
How goes it dear subject?
>>5711952
best i can come up with
>>5711960
sheen killed herself
kiwi tried to kill herself but anons rescued her
elanna left mtfg
>>5711949
This post is to commemorate all the mtfs who cried and died during the great DRAMA battle of February, 2016.
Moment of silence.
>>5711952
Teach me how to take pics and i'll do it if I can take a good one.
I look like a gamer dude with long hair.
And there it is.
30 years ago I was born. Interestingly enough, I wasn't supposed to have survived. They needed to keep me isolated and I died once on that table after birth. Massive mucus build up.
In my 30 years I've seen a lot. I've been to all kinds of places and seen plenty of things. I remember fondly my 3 years in Japan. Despite all the hell that happened there on 3/11/11 I still made the most of it. Now, I sit here in a kind of quiet reprieve. Looking back over my life I realized that in the end, I was the mistress of my own destiny. There are people who will forever hold special places in my heart. My friend Mika, My very good friend Candice Tuttle (the Turtle), Sean. Even my parents over the last few years.
Thing is, the way I see it is I've made it through some serious shit and came out all the better for it. I can hold my own in life and have come to develop something of a greater fondness for this life and the people in it.
I almost ran off to be a trucker. Hell I was sitting on the bus, then hopped off at the last minute because I couldn't do it. I have an uncertain life, but that kind of excites me in a way. It means that the many opportunities exist are wide open to me. I simply need to reach up and grab it.
I'm happy that I've met all of you though. Even though some of you are kind of fucked up, you show me that nothing is truly terrible unless if we make it so. We just have to keep moving forward. Take it from me, the darkness shall pass, you'll come to accept yourself for who you are, and you'll get through it.
I know because I did.
My next 30 years I'm gonna settle all my scores.
Cry a little less,
Laugh a little more.
Drink some lemonade and not so many beers.
Figure out just what I'm doing here
My next 30 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmBmkAIyXQ0
I saved this song for this exact moment.
May we all find happiness.
And never give up!
>>5711910
can I be the royal courtesan?
>>5711967
why ?
>>5711952
define best shitposter
i think i qualify for running elanna off ;)))))))
>>5711972
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I hope it's wonderful..
>>5711978
because everyone told her she didnt belong here
and she actually listened
Yesterday was great, am I right guys?
>>5711891
>>5711891
>mechanical depth
what? the game is quite literally hardcore search and destroy from the first modern warfare with extra obnoxious shit added for literally no reason and the clunkyness of bf4. there is nothing to master about the mechanical aspects of the game or the strategy of the game that you wouldn't pick up and basically master in your first hundred ours or so.
i even preordered the game because it was so hyped up but it was crap just like the past like 4 or 5 games.
>>5711883
bexe gets it.
>tfw i will never play raven shield with my dad on original xbox with the xbox huge controllers ever again
why
>>5711972
THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
WELL IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO, YEAH!
I'M GLAD IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>5711986
hmm k
>>5711963
And so declare it
Agrias, Princess of /mtfg/, heir to the throne of /mtfg/ and it's colonies.
>>5711971
Just post a shit picture, idgaf
Literally, just put the camera in front of your face, smile a little (not too much) and click the take picture button
>>5711972
Happy Birthday, Aria
>>5711979
Crush this democratic uprising
>>5711977
>royal whore
gross
but would a Duchy suffice?
>>5711980
We can't appoint someone not in our realms
and by best shitposter, I meant person with most amusing posts
>>5711972
Happy Birthday to you aria
>bullying nice people out of /mtfg/
>not bullying retards like eliot
UGH
*deep sigh*
>>5711993
>extra obnoxious shit
>creative environments that ACTUALLY REACT to being blown the fuck up
lol youre fucking gay kid
>>5712003
Who is Eliot?
>>5711998
woop woop! can i be a holy knight too
>i am by default but still
>>5712013
Miss Cock
>>5711940
>ive always wanted a gf that liked sucking dick just to suck dick
If giving good and many SUCC is my life's greatest accomplishment, I will have lived an accomplished life.
>>5711961
Prepare to be dethroned as soon as Yume gets back.
>>5712005
>b-but the physics!!!!! b-but you can change the map!!!!!
what about this is cool or unique or a positive impact on the competitive experience? you could do this in starcraft 2 which came out like 6 years ago
>>5711998
yes
I also may have misinterpreted the meaning of the word desu empress
>tfw no mtfg King
>>5711983
Thank you~
>>5711995
YAY!
>>5711998
Thank You Kuppy kuppy
>>5712009
Thank ya remrem~
who are you people
>>5712030
I'm the most manly person here so can I be king hon?
>>5712034
No one
>>5711993
>xbox huge controllers
talk about a nostalgia bomb
>tfw you will never co-op Assault on the Control Room on Legendary while slight breezes periodically move the left trigger it to its first input value causing you to kill your partner with accidental grenades
>raven shield on xbox
best r6 but the PC version was superior desu
>>5712005
the destruction physics and bulletholes and stuff are pretty neat but they don't really pose much impact on gameplay beyond the decision to place and detonate breach charges, it's mostly spectacle
>>5711972
happy birthday and ganbatte
hello? Where is the mtfg IRC?
>>5712017
what actually
motivates girls like you to just want to suck dick just to suck dick
succ me though
>>5712039
It's in the op
>>5712046
but there is no #mtfg room in the Rizon link ._.
>>5712039
irc.rizon.net #mtfg
>>5712046
Can I be a maid, empress Kuppy?
>>5712048
/join #mtfg
it's there and open, just secret and not listed probably
>>5712018
>implying I didnt poison kuppys chalice already
>implying I'm not going to tearfully mourn my dear friend, and the deed I had to do for my love
>implying I'm not going to an hero after being called a harlot and traitorous witch by the nation for years
>>5712046
okay
i like killing people that are into politics
>>5712045
>motivates girls like you to just want to suck dick just to suck dick
Everything tbhonest. Sensually licking the shaft of a delicious hard cock, making the receiver moan and squirm, taking it all the way down my throat, getting mouth fucked and dominated hard, that feeling of servicing something so attractive, watching the cum gush out, feeling the cum gush out in my mouth, tasting it, being covered in it, watching the slicked wet cock twitch and soften after I'm done.
Giving succ is like the best thing ever.
I think it's hilarious people could think Elanna is nice when she's friends with Aife.
>>5712060
PLEASE
How do I stop looking like a man when my eyes are manly and I have a huge manly everything?
>>5712060
that's pretty hot
wanna go out? i have an infinite libido and that means infinite succ
>my phone's mobile network has been rangebanned
what the shiggy diggy fuckin wot
>>5712046
this might be awkward now, but can I be the duchess of thigh highs?
can i be the resident emo faggirl
>>5712060
which level of irony do you succ on?
>>5712062
What is Aife's issue? She seems nice enough in the IRC, but here she goes full edgehog.
>>5712079
as long as i get to date you
>>5712068
please
>>5712085
I have no idea. I wish someone would show caps of Aife's indescriminate bullying to Elanna. Aife is just a cancer to the actual board here, regardless of the IRC.
>>5712088
sure
are you attractive
>>5712064
Come here.
>>5712073
I'm down if you're up, lover.
>>5712084
lvl. S U C C
"I have to tell you something, you know the guy in the shop"
>"The weird one"
"Yah he was implying we should fuck, but you were invited, I told him you weren't into that kind of stuff"
>....
"He said he could dress up as a woman if you wanted"
>"how dare that fucker think I'm into girls"
...;-;
I think I'm about to have sexxxxx
>>5712060
>making the receiver moan and squirm
I don't like any of that other stuff but this is really great and I love being able to do it
>implying I pass
>>5712079
now that I've dyed my hair black I think I've automatically assumed the title
>>5712095
i'm up for some succ lover
>>5712095
one day anonymous, one day
>>5712092
depends on what you find attractive, if you're into chicks with long brown hair then we're good to go
>>5712102
you pass
>>5712096
Trip on ricky
>>5712107
objectively wrong
>>5712102
woah you pass less now, dying your hair was a mistake, although you're still cute as hell
>>5712099
do it to me
>>5712102
Yay black hair
>>5712119
>>5712119
New thread
>>5712107
Are you blind? Lol
>>5711820
IKTF
I'll be someone Valentine's on kik and talk to them if they want. My heart loves to give :3 We can talk bout anything you want and I will make you smile!
Just want a pic if ya want a valentine. <3