/mtfg/ Transgirl General

Just got results from my genetic tests
>XXY
that explain so much...

>>5670489
Anyone that says they're trans, I don't really care.

>trying to create a Portland harem

Nigga I already got one. But yeah, that was the entire reason I wanted to make one >: - )

Do people still ever go to the dubtrack or is it just an artifact in the OP?

>>5670498
>tfw no local mtfg harem

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what are you snacking on rn late night/early morning /mtfg/???

yume and I are eating chips and hummus in bed :3

I just wish I had a boyfriend to spank me desu

>>5670493
Turn in your tranny badge you fucking fraud, get the fuck out of here intersex scum. Don't let the door hit you on the way out

*fastens baseball hat*
>>5670503
I'm eating out ur fucking pussy slut ayyyyyyy
>>5670505
Gross dude, this is a transbian zone.

>>5670493
it should be a standard part of the trans diagnosis desu

>>5670502
start your own anon

take yumes pick up artist class

only $20 an hour

>>5670514
How exactly did she score you? What was said?

>>5670509
I was DIY for two years. Then legal hormones. I hat to wait additionally 6 months for the results.

Normally it would stop my female HRT since it's a genetic disorder and it's treated by testosterone here... But my doc is cool so he sees no problem to continue what I started.

>>5670517
"gibs me sat puss *puts fingers around my lips to look like pussy and starts licking* you know u want it girllllllllllllllllll ; - )"

In all honestly I was at a very low point in my life and try l at the time literally tried to do everything humanly possible to push her away and make her hate me without being malicious.

>>5670509
It was dropped because it was abused constantly as an excuse for onerous gatekeeping.

Also in the case of XXY, the normal treatment is t injections. It's not a fun thing to have people suggest lightly when you're already sure you're a girl.

>>5670523
Usually when I try to push people away when im not doing good it works. Grats.

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>>5670517
its kind of a long story

I dont really want to share it in mtfg, but I love her more than I've ever loved anything and thats whats important

>>5670527
Usually I'm malicious when I try and push someone away but I couldn't do that to her, she's too moé

>>5670523
>l at the time literally tried to do everything humanly possible to push her away and make her hate me without being malicious.
I hate doing this... I'm very fortunate that it hasn't worked so far

>>5670529
>>5670530
This upsets me.

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>>5670485
I think this was discussed before, but there seems to be no trips in Melbourne or Adelaide.

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>>5670535
Melburnian here

so what's the best body type to start hrt on

>>5670551
Whatever body you have now.

>>5670485
I'm sorry you haven't heard the news.

>spend last night contemplating suicide
>go to bed early
>wake up hours early
>currently feel like I'm going to throw up and there's something stuck in my eye
Shoulda just offed myself

>>5670557
...
...
Did she kill herself?

>>5670499
No one uses it anymore. Remove it in the next OP.

>>5670560
sheen raped her to death

is this the wrong thread or are we really this dead?

>>5670576
i don't fucking get it. we doubled poster count the other day but now we're more dead in the nights than ever.

>>5670578
well it is 3 am...

shit, it's 3 am, I gotta sleep.

>>5670576
We scared cool trips without any backup.

>tfw u have a bunch of trans friends irl
>tfw 80% of them are lame
Cissies are better desu

>>5670579
bruh its 4 a.m.

>>5670576
yeah what gives?

>>5670583
go home, mountain folk

>>5670579
Middle of the night used to be when the plug was most active some days.

>>5670578
everyone was driven away

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>>5670580
Cool is my middle name and nothing here ain't gonna scare me.

>>5670486
How do I stop myself from spurting when my bf, teases me, holds me and kisses me?
>I've even had it happen in public :(

>>5670586
It was usually more active in the dead hours of the night than it was mid-day, really.

>>5670578
i never leave.

>>5670591
I kinda miss that. It's understandable though when it's a weekday but.. It just becomes a bit of a downer.

It feels like dumbass anons managed to whittle it down a lot.

>>5670596
Plug shutting down didn't help, either.

rip golden age

>>5670579
>>5670583
actually it's lunchtime right now.

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>>5670486
This seems like a particularly upbeat /mtfg/ tonight!

Nice!


>>5670588
QT

>>5670596
>>5670598
well dubtrack is basically plug.dj's replacement
the thread itself is dying because
>It feels like dumbass anons managed to whittle it down a lot.

>>5670587
by what
>>5670585
i live in texas

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>>5670486
>Never stood a chance in this life edition
yet I still come here instead of just tying the noose

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>Tfw went to lie by pool
>noticed how hairy my arms were in the sunlight

>>5670601
The plug crew disbanded very shortly after the switch to Dubtrack. The interface is worse and it's harder to idly hang out in since playlists don't loop. Nobody hung out there, and now I haven't talked to anyone from there besides NoajT and Nycteri in months.

>>5670614
that's not hairy at all though

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>>5670613
>>5670614
>>5670593

Well maybe I spoke too soon...

>>5670613
if we weren't here together, what else would we have?

>>5670601
The thread is dying because half the people that post here use trips and get butthurt when people give them shit about it.

Like unless you are the nicest person you'll eventually come to be disliked by enough people who will never leave you alone. Posting anonymously you won't have all that hate. I can say dumb shit right now, but next post it's all wiped clean and it progresses conversation.

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>>5670546
OH MY GOD!!!!
HEY!!!!!!

I thought I was all alone here >.<

>>5670624
I know who you are anon, dont think you can fucking hide. I know for a fact that in every threaad ever, there is always at least ONE post denouncing an aspect of the trip in discussion as "shit". I've been researching your patterns, I know your routine anon. Did you really think no one would find out? That you could go around and spread your malicious lies as you pleased? Well we know better now. And the next nice thread you move into, you're identity will get cracked.

>>5670614
I guess that counts as a bit hairy for a girl. My little sister has about that much.

>>5670613
Probably because things can improve. A noose mostly won't.

>>5670624
>blaming trips when the only life came from trips
You're not a very clever person, anon.

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>>5670621
Get your sick bag ready because we're zooming in close

>>5670624
I kind of enjoy being targeted by inane anon trolling. I'd miss that if I gave up my trip.

>>5670535
Im adelaide tho, moved from melb

>>5670623
I don't have much anyway
>>5670626
I live in Melbourne but I don't know about meeting 4chan people
>>5670628
>probably because things can improve.
I see you're new so I won't be a bitch, this has been done and dusted days before

>>5670629
>>5670614
My arms were like 10% as hairy as this yesterday and it triggered my dysphoria. Not sure how you let it get to this point

>>5670535
>Tfw dubbo

anyone want to post their soles?

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>>5670635
you wouldn't make an exception for me, bb?

>>5670638
me ;)

>>5670638
i do but theyre overposted

>>5670626
Yeah
there's so people here from Melbourne
they're all in Sydney or something

>>5670629
so what? that's mostly vellus hairs, barely any dark hairs.

I know cis women who have a lot more visible hairs than that.

>>5670629
My sister has hairier arms than you, faggot.

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>>5670624
>>5670627

Nice try, but do you really think all of us don't already know you are the same person Anonymous? I figured it out a long time ago. "Anonymous" posts follow a very formulaic and easily identifiable algorithm. I know all posters posting under the name Anonymous on every single board on 4chan is really the work of one extremely introverted and desperate hon megabrain that is linked up to a giant network of servers so it can post it's /pol/lack propaghanda at an unfathomable rate that is impossible for any other one single entity.

Sorry but the jigs up. You'd best power down now.

>>5670643
never enough

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>>5670650
b..but how? my plan was flawless. i played that perfectly.

jokes on you, yugi - i'm a tripfag.

>>5670615
>>5670601
It probably didn't help that most of them fucked each other over.

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>>5670640
well I met Shell so that's a lie, I happen to like your methods also

>>5670614
>>5670629

That's really not much hair, and noone's gonna clock you on arm hair, trust me.

But if it makes you self-conscience, why not just shave it?

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>>5670656
oh, baby. :') no but for real i'm sorting out passport shit at the moment then maybe i can figure out a day or something to chill before i take a plane.
>still too lazy to rename all my stolen frankus
whatever.

>>5670603
You just have to look at the trips that stayed to see what drove the rest away.

>>5670655
Kind of a separate issue that came later than what I'm talking about.

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>>5670661
did i drive people away
>>5670652
k

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>>5670659
as long as I have a day picked out a few weeks in advance I can organize to have it off

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>>5670670
for sure, i'm still in early stages of planning my trip regardless.

>>5670669
Yup.

>>5670669
those arches tho

>>5670680
were they people i liked

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>>5670638
For you <3

Guess people are right.
No one wants a tranny educator in the school system

>>5670692
your background is nobodys business and it doesn't hinder your teaching abilities.

>>5670700
Well the school saw me as very unprofessional

How do you girls get the motivation to dilate regularly?

>>5670692
It's hard to get teaching jobs regardless. Keep at it and keep your chin up.

>>5670702
well the school is full of dipshits for saying what you were teaching was 'above your abilities' in the first place and we both know that's bullshit.

>>5670703
I paid 10K for this cunt, why not take care of it?

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>>5670634
Hey, I'm currently in Adelaide atm ;p

>>5670637
Ummmm... I'm sorry for your loss... ;~;

>>5670635
That's alright anon.
I get that, some people can turn out to be creepy in person.
I've had bad experiences myself >>5670397
you could always just skype and talk about living in Melbourne or something.

>>5670645
I know, they're all in Sydney and Perth basically.
Why can't they just be in the best cities in Australia

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Someone from MTFG gave me advice to use POREfessional for my fucked up skin. The shit seems to be working like magic but it's crazy expensive.

Still no cis like skin ;_;

>>5670708
>best cities
>adelaide
w e w

>>5670711
ur skins improved a lot gj.

>>5670708
W o a h, visiting? I-it might be neat to meet a mtfg person

>>5670711
Why so mtfs often have large pores?
Does male puberty just fuck it up?

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>>5670637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDaDqx_ZYaY
>>5670708
>throwing chicken nuggets
I want a date like this, w-would you do this for me? I'd actually come meet up
>>5670711
>tfw your defition of cis skin

>>5670718
>that video again
slays me every time.

>>5670715
Acne, being overweight, genetics

But yeah mostly Acne. Fucking T.

>>5670721
>tfw 1 year hrt and proper skincare and i still have visible acne scars

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>>5670721
>tfw never got acne
>tfw always had pretty good skin
>ugly manbeast so none of it means shit
>being a computer I will never die, I will never feel the sweet release of death
JUST

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>>5670711
Yw. Primers are expensive but at least you only need a little bit. It's worth it!

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>>5670713
http://www.news
.com.au/travel/australian-holidays/adelaide-voted-one-of-the-worlds-best-cities-for-2014/story-e6frfq89-1226748586855

>best city
>Adelaide
>~desuyo

>>5670714
I've got like 2 weeks left until I go back to melbourne for 3 months though ;-;

>>5670718
>throwing chicken nuggets
>I want a date like this, w-would you do this for me?
>I'd actually come meet up

but anon, I don't have this kinda fetish.

>though I've never tried to be on the throwing side before.
hmmm.... I'll "try" do it for you, if you're a cute anon

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>>5670726
>being a computer I will never die, I will never feel the sweet release of death
i know the pain.

i also have freckles like crazy.

>>5670729
f u c k a d e l a i d e

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>>5670729
>but anon, I don't have this kinda fetish.
it sounds fun, not in the context of your story though, but let the nuggie war commence
>>5670729
>if you're a cute anon
and that's where the fun ends >>5670726
I'm that trainwreck

>>5670726
jocelyn?

>>5670736
I'm not up to date with all this new age slang, what is a jocelyn?

>>5670729
>>5670733
>wasting precious nuggets
on one hand they're the best thing ever made
on the other, they're partially why i'm a fat loser.

>>5670736
lol

>>5670708
Idk
Is Melbourne a good place for trans people?

>>5670731
>tfw no freckles

Freckles are so cute, I want them.

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>>5670742
take them off my dead body. it won't be long now.

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>>5670708
>you could always just skype and talk about living in Melbourne or something.
I completely missed that, sure. Lizbell90

>>5670745
where did you get this picture of me...?

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>browsing 8ghtchan
>find a video just like sophies
>recognize that it's an anon from here
>mfw

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>tfw short legs/long torso
>tfw never going to pass properly because of that no matter how well my face/boobs/everything else develops

>>5670755
You could probably hide that with long tops such as hoodies or dresses dumbass.

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Working week over fuck yeah!

How was your week /mtfg/!? What are your plans for the weekend?

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>>5670557
>>5670485
>>5670560
I'm perfectly alive and fine fampai.

>>5670759
>What are your plans for the weekend?
I'm working doubles the next three days. ;_;

>>5670763
>>5670729
Also meet/date me fag
arbitrarygrill on Skype.

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>>5670731
Why?
What do you have against the best city in all of Australia.

>>5670733
It would be fun and we can go on a nuggie rampage together ;p

>>5670738
You can help us clean up the rampage.

>>5670741
I'm not sure, everyone's nice to me apart from lesbians getting shocked when I use boy voice.

>gf wants to play game
>you're too busy nuzzling her
>she says she knows what you need
>she sets up the pillows on the coach and lays me down
>she starts recreating you taking her virginity
>says the same things you said
>does the same things you did
>she looks up devilishly and says "I haven't gotten enough milk today"
>starts sucking breasts
>moves your panties aside and starts rubbing your perenium
>have a no genital orgasam

Best feel

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>>5670768
I'm pretty sure I have you on Skype, what happened to tranny share house + gf?

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>>5670764
Oh damn that sucks. At least you get weekend penalty rates though for maximum dollar.

>>5670776
Broke up.
Not a thing anymore.

>>5670779
>>5670779
Another tranny group down the drain

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>>5670779
Oh, I'm sorry it ended, but at least you won't be banned from /vg/ anymore.

When you say meet, where you living now?

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>>5670772
just walk into the Swanston mcdonalds and buy 40 nuggets and get throwing >>5670745 was me by the way

>>5670772
Glad I don't live in a transphobic shithole then

>>5670789
Tasmania, at my parent's, but I can easily book flights so long as I have a place to stay.

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>tfw you wake up at a normal time and could fix your sleep schedule but you wanna sleep

Help

>>5670812
get up retard
this is why i made it so i can't turn my phone alarm off without doing a math problem first

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>>5670773
Thank you for the green text Faye Senpai

>>5670792
Oh sorry, I changed from my PC to mobile.
I couldn't see the (you) >.<

>>5670797
I think that's the dream for all of us tbdesune

>>5670815
that sounds like a good idea until i realize basic math is beyond my abilities.

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>>5670815
But my eyes sting and my bed is so warm and nice.

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>>5670816
yeah but still, I want to leave the country in the future
dunno where though

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Not much to be happy about anymore

>>5670817
good chance to learn
>>5670819
take a shower,smelly

>>5670831
the blind never learn.
they just deteriorate.
haikus are so gay.

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>>5670797
come down to the devils circle and say that, just try and make it past my Sudanese warriors, if you survive the dandenong trials you will surely fall to my Serbian rearguard with authentic gay and trans bashing action

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Someone that's not me has just started HRT before their 16th birthday, what can they expect in terms of development?

>>5670835
i am a big gay
you are a big blind gay pup
it's snowing on mt. fuji

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Alright I'm going to sleep now
Night /mtfg/

>>5670811
I live in a college in Melbourne from this year ;~;
But I'd like to hang out.

>>5670822
I kinda feel the same, but maybe Australia will get better in a few years :/

>>5670841
they'll look cis for the most part

>>5670837
none of these are match for my aboriginal heritage entitlement jutsu. boku no call my cousins. you're finished.

i think i should just get drunk now.

>>5670842
that's six syllables.
are you fucking retarded?
i still like you though.

>>5670845
its from the game grumps
every haiku they write ends:
it's snowing on mt. fuji

>>5670763
Not you dumbass, they mean umaru

>>5670852
you need some practice.
game grumps can suck my dick, nerd.
i wish i was dead.

>>5670857
ugh fuck haikus now. stop being lame and just be gay with me. grumps are love.

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>>5670861
i can't fuck haikus.
i'd rather just fuck my mouth.
with a shotgun, obviously. :')

>>5670856
How was I supposed to know senpai?
I don't lurk here, a friend told me people were implying I'm dead.
Fuckin rood.

i cant even do this one simple fucking thing properly. i quit. >>5670866

>>5670843
Maybe
I guess my reasons are more than anti-trans stuff though

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How do I deal with getting over someone who I was really into but turned out to be human trash? It's been over a year and I still get fired up just hearing about them or seeing them.

>>5670866
emojis count as a syllable faget
>>5670880
time. i've had two major relationships my entire life and 3 years of space after each of them where i just had to be alone. time heals all wounds.

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>>5670880
do what I did and keep dating them until they ditch you, worked for me and I'm just dandy

>>5670881
its more like the last line was 8 syllables you whore. kill me.
>>5670880
ask my ex, im curious if he still cares at all honestly.

>>5670882
But they
>cheated and lied to me
>bullied the shit out of me
>created an entire fake identity just to earn my trust over the course of a month and then try to betray me again
>>5670881
Ugh, time doesn't work fast enough.

>>5670868
Why would they be talking about you? Your name isn't even spelt like that

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>>5670886
and I stayed in till they got bored of treating me like shit because I'm a punching bag, nothing more

>>5670866
nice meme dude

>>5670886
goes faster the longer you wait.
>>5670885
heyt stop shitting how have you been

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>>5670891
thx bruh. want another
step on my dick. i know
you
love
that one.
>>5670892
im ok. could be better. the shotgun isnt actually stored at my house so dw.

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>>5670898
but thats not a meme though, you want that to happen :')

Can you take both spiro and cypro.. like 100mg of spiro inthe morning and 50mg cypro evening.

Or is it like bad for you

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>>5670902
you know i was going to say a lot of things but i just stopped caring. enjoy your drugs and put me in your will if you're going to OD.

>>5670907
top kek, only thing id be able to put in my will is my shitty car.

>>5670822
All places have there down sides, there's not a lot of places I'd like to live aside from the UK. The only other place I'd really like to live in would be Sweden.

>>5670910
put that you want it crushed
with me inside me.

>>5670905
It would be over kill, 50mg of cypro is more than enough.

>>5670914
>with me inside me
xD

>>5670913
You really dont want to come to the UK
t. britbong

>>5670914>>5670914
inside it.

i think im just going to unplug my fucking keyboard or my brain, whatever comes first.

>>5670917
I live in the UK already. It's pretty nice. Nicer than anywhere else I can think of anyway. But then I don't live in a city.

>>5670898
you actually have access to a shotgun?
now i am worried.

>>5670924
oh... i feel dumb

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>>5670916
lets just say im the manliest gorilla in this thread and want to pop 100mg of cypro atleast.

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>>5670887
No need to be one of mtfg's fabled catty bitches friend.
A friend told me and I took their word for it, chill out.

I'm in Australia anyway, so it's not like me posting is completely irrelevant.

>>5670929
you're braindead. castrate yourself. :-)
>>5670926
my parents wouldn't let me near it, they don't even trust me with kitchen appliances since i'm such a crippled retard apparently.

>>5670905
i did that a couple times. nothing happened

>>5670942
yea, iwouldnt let you near it either.get here safe.

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>>5670942
>castrate yourself
(^:

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>>5670949
theres a few things i need to do before i die anyways.

>>5670950
:'-P

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I just want to be a girl
Is that so much to ask for?

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Sometimes I think I look okay and I build up enough confidence to try passing again and I look into a mirror and I see my face and just get incredibly dysphoric and start crying and crying and crying for hours and I cant do anything and even if I try really hard, I just look like some crossdressing faggot. I've been crying for more than 4 fucking hours. I keep thinking about detransitioning because I cant do this shit. It hurts less to look like a guy than to look like some sort of masculine femboy/dragqueen monstrosity. Trying so hard to just stare utter failure in the face is literally ripping my soul apart.

>>5670960
Why, what's wrong with being a boy? Girls would rather be boys you know.

>>5670953
like what

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>>5670960
Apparently so

>>5670975
just get ffs :')
>>5670980
for now i need to apologize to people and write my will.

>>5670989
leave your phone to me, i need to up my shitposting game by doing it in the shower :^)

>>5670992
you're worth nothing to me. so you receive nothing.

i'll use my money to pay for my coffin and request to be buried with the few things i treasure. everything else will be burnt or given to my ex.

>>5670977
Being a guy sucks

>>5670982
It sucks
I just had a trans girl trash me

>>5670989
you're not allowed to apologize to anyone until you live.

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>>5671002
>wanting to leave any trace of your existence

>>5671018
that's not how it works.
>>5671021
valuable traces go in the coffin with me. monetary things go to my ex to sell.

>>5671016
what happened wtf

>>5671026
Some trans girl sent me a friend request.
I accepted and she messaged me just to insult me.

>>5671026
D : do what i say

>>5671034
who put a stick up her ass

>>5671026
y? so people can know even more about u if they examine your corpse/grave?
unless u mean personal value then I'd say liquidate everything and give it to your ex/family/charity, financial value is just wasting in the dirt, might as well throw it away, that's just me tho

Halò.
Ciamar a tha sibh?

>>5671038
I get it all the time.
I'm a brick

....
Servus.
Via ged's eana?

...
...
Goededag.
Hoe gaat het met u?

>>5671036
woof.

>>5671039
personal value. that's why i specified monetary seperately. i don't own jewelry or anything. the only physical things i cherish are a plush toy, a bunch of post-it notes and a collar. i would prefer a blank grave, my name means nothing to me and it only disgraces my family since i changed my last name too.

>>5671043
fuck humans.

>>5671002
well u aint dying on my watch, despite what you may think, i am quite fond of you

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>>5671060
whatever helps you sleep at night.

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>know a guy for a year or so
>he suddenly starts hitting on you
>tell him that you are trans before he goes any further
>weird, weird everywhere " you are biologically a man thats not how it works"
from omg you are so pretty and cute and adorable into that in less than 30minutes.

yay, kill me.

>>5671057
oh yeah I thought u meant that but wasn't sure and yeah that stuff will probably decay pretty readily depending on the coffin/soil/embalming conditions
I would prefer my remains destroyed and scattered such that no one will ever find a trace

>>5671057
awwwe, pup ;_;

>>5670493
/hug XXY sister!

>>5671064
;_;

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>>5671066
Men are vile.

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>mfw too late for normal hips

>>5671075
some guys are breddy cool

>>5671077
At least your shoulders are narrow.

>>5671075
heresy

>>5671067
that's something i've come to accept. they hold no value to anyone else except me, so i'd want them by my side when i'm gone. cremation is reserved for my father, not that i'd want that for myself honestly.

>>5671066
>>5671075
convert to agp transbianism today ;)

>tfw can't stop feeling good
awww yus

>>5671077
Iktf
think I got about as much hip growth as I could hope for with when I started and stuff but...
also even tho ur ffs-anon u look, at least from that pic, like u probably need less ffs than me

>>5671086
>cremation is reserved for my father
wut?
>not that i'd want that for myself honestly
y, if u don't mind me asking?

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>>5671077
Try having a monster truck sized body

>>5671077
intersex pls

get on my level

>>5671089
idktf

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What's up ya baboons ?

>>5671107
never give up

>>5671092
my father wants to be cremated.
in my circumstance, cremation doesn't 'feel right'. i could be a faggot and tell you about some weird visions i've had but i'm already crazy enough as is.

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>>5671108
dead tired desu
going to bed
night /mtfg/

>>5671116
gn8

>>5671108
I'm probably going to do something really stupid with my hair soon. Also, I have an art photo shoot coming...

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No song = no life
Really though can't remember this one song for the life of me

>>5671108
No sleep, no life, no break from the monotony of school.
>>5671111
Also, checked

>>5671116
Goodnight Kuppy.

>>5671133
https://youtu.be/0Jy4tMySp5o

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>tfw just made $1000 today and have to spend it all on bills
kill me please

>>5671138
I wish I still were in school. It was anything but monotonous... The wild, free and freaky side of my personality thrived back then. So many opportunities to raise hell... I fucking miss being a teenager.

>>5671158
how are you making sick dosh senpai.

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>>5671139
Thanks for something senpai

>>5671163
it was a settlement check, only $1000 even though my knee hurts forever, the orthopedic surgeon stripped a screw in my bone and I had to have another operation to take it out 2 years ago and now out of the blue they sent me a check. Too bad its for literal chicken scratch.

>>5671166
so you didn't made it you just got a handout ?

>>5671112
>i could be a faggot and tell you about some weird visions i've had but i'm already crazy enough as is
that sounds kinda cool tho and now I'm curious
I've had some pretty fucked up ideas/perceptions/visions too when I was tripping hard

>>5671176
playing it back i nmy head, it doesn't make a good story. i'm gonna go pass out.

>>5671178
aw sorry, hope some rest makes u feel better

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>>5671160
>SQL fundamentals
>systems analysis
>wild and freaky
How can I achieve this?

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>tfw life is perfect

pic related, how I feel every day

>tfw mtfg gives you the silent treatment

>>5671191
life is miserable and its only getting worse, all of you may be rolling in the dough or have school paid in full but try being a poor and ugly tranny, its a death sentence

>>5671197
Why haven't you killed yourself then?

>>5671191
>tfw manbod
masc4masc gay man with tits seeks top desu

>>5671193
hi anon ^^

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>>5671191
iktf 2bqh

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>>5671181
Party all night and be zonked all day. Bring some beer to class in case you're feeling thirsty. And don't forget you can break out in song anytime class gets so boring you want to feel asleep. Also, get the most silly clothes you can at thrift shops. Or from your mother's attic, that works too. Pic very related, all that stuff was my mother's. One day I just asked her if there were old clothes of hers I could take. She was kind enough to sort and clean them from me...

>>5671197
I was born to two drug addicts and have had 0 help with anything in life. I started out with nothing and now life is perfect.

Excuses, excuses, kayla-chan.

>>5671213
Not everyone wants to live the life of a creepy old manchild who embarrasses everyone they come into contact with.

>>5671213
i know a mentally disabled woman who would stab you for wearing those cords.
no, not me. some lady that one of my aunts cares for. hates corduroy.

>>5671220
If you don't do that kind of stuff when you're 18, when will you?

>>5671197
What do you get from being so negative Kayla? Even though I apparently from the job I just got, and I am easily the most talented person for the position. Well. That non changed ID sometimes fucks up your life.

I am still in a better mood than you.

Life isn't so bad Kayla. It will be as good as you want it to be.

>>5671227
Unless you have autism, never.

>>5671213
I drive to school, can't get drunk in class. I guess I'll just have to settle for being that basic bitch tweaker tranny that looks perpetually bored.

>>5671230
Were you born a stuffed shirt or what?

>>5671234
Singing and drinking in the middle of class and wearing shit clothes 'ironically' doesn't make you this fun cookie person you seem to think you are. It makes you a joke and an embarrassment. Nobody is laughing with you.

>>5671239
Youngsters these days are so square and boring. It's kind of sad.

>>5671239
>replying to a literal mental patient

>>5671229
>It will be as good as you want it to be.
That is bullshit, life is only good to those who had luck or opportunity blindly thrown at them. No amount of "work" ever fixes anyone's life, money does, and the right to earn money comes from getting a job given to you for whatever fucking reason. If someone gave me a job I would shut the fuck up here and live my life, but no, I am poor and its only getting worse.

>>5671249
NOBODY GETS GIVEN A JOB YOU FUCKING CUNT.

Looking for a job is almost a job itself, put in the hours apply for things, doing interviews etc and you will get one.

>>5671249
Ditto to that about work. Thinking you'll have a better life "later" if you work hard now is bullshit. And being a wage slave isn't any better than being a whore.

>>5671249
Kid you are full of it. I had a horribly shitty life. I was literally tortured for years over the common thing that brings us all here.

I grew up on a farm in a tiny conservative area. I heard nothing but hate.

Eventually none of the things in your past matter, and you have to move beyond making excuses.

You are obviously still in an abusive situation though and I understand. Things can improve though, and I hope they do for you.

I love you. To find hope and strength is all I want for you.

>>5671259
Neck yourself you absolute fucking moron.

>>5671249
Nobody ever has anything just up and given to them. Even people that are "given" jobs have usually earned them by being a model student, or by being friends with someone. If you want the benefits of being "given" a job, maybe try being a friendlier and/or harder working person.

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So i heared trought he grapevine that there are some trans girls of the apline variety around here.
I am from Austria and i would like some info on what this country is like in regards to regulation on transitioning. Mostly wanna know what they require you to do before you can get HRT and how long does it usually take. But it would be neat to know what is covered by health insurance and what isn't. Not proud of being a poorfag but i need to make every shekel count.

>>5671266
>Earned them by being a model student
If by "being" a model student you mean everything I mentioned above, plus showing up drunk to the selection exams with more alcohol to drink in your pack, yesss I was. That stupid job still ruined my life, though. I probably should have kept having good times instead and died from the drugs in the gutter instead of acing those stupid exams, really.

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Did anyone else start losing weight really quickly when they started HRT? I was trying to lose weight before starting HRT, and I was losing about 1kg every 1.5 weeks. But since starting HRT, 12 days ago, I've lost 6kg. I haven't changed my eating habits or level of exercise so it seems really weird. I don't look like I've lost any muscle mass either, I just look thinner.

Shouldn't I be gaining weight since TDEE should slowly be decreasing?

>>5671282
>>5671111
>>5670648

>>5671282
Just lie through your teeth to your therapists and forge your srs documents like our other Austrian friend.

>>5671249
Your post reeks of priveledge. You have to WORK to get the things you want out of life. Full stop. No one is just going to give you shit for nothing. Get your head out of your ass.

>>5671258
So let me start by saying I'm not a trip.
I'm a transgirl that moved to TN for God knows what reason anyways I need to find an informed consent clinic stat as I'm running out of mones I bought when in house was still in biz of giving hormones like candy. What is the closet clinic or site like in house that doesn't require a signature or anything? And I was taking injections should I just find something else cause I hated how my levels were all over the place?

>>5671285
Were you started on spiro? It would make you piss out and keep off some water weight.

>>5671291
nah cypro

>>5671282
alpine tgirls?

i really really wanna be able to wear a dirndl one day

>>5671282
heast wos los oida ^^
>>5671287
lmao kayla pls

>>5671297
Servus ned wirklich fül im moment.

So maybe you could give me some pointers on how to plan my transition if you don't mind?

>>5669580
I think that's moofy's ex gf. They used to live together in Portland if I remember right.

>>5671297
There's nothing funny about it and I'm not kyle

>>5671285
You're essentially going through a second puberty, your body will be using more energy than before to do things like give you breasts.

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>>5671309
Stewing and brewing

>>5671261
I was also tortured for being trans.

>>5671266
>>5671288
shit things people with a life say. If you didn't have things working out for you then you would be as angry and bitter as me but since you do have things working out you can't see shit from my position.

>>5671317
What's stopping you from going full time right now?

>>5671316
If a trans girl is post-op, fully healed up and stuff and decides to go stewing & brewing would that risk her getting BV? What about compared to a cis woman doing it?

>>5671327
Why would you want to stew and brew?

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>>5671317
Why do you keep assuming that I have a life? My life is shit but I don't blame anyone but myself for that.

>>5671330
Seems kinda trendy. Maybe start off with marshmallows.

>>5671322
How can I go full time with facial hair? I need to do electrolysis weekly and I ran out of money to do it, I have only 2 hours of it when my tech said I needed 18 to go full time.

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>tfw no pass
>tfw tall and gross

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>>5671339
I have lots of facial hair

>>5671340
Iktf

>>5671317
>shit things people with a life say. If you didn't have things working out for you then you would be as angry and bitter as me but since you do have things working out you can't see shit from my position.

You are correct about that Kayla. I sound this way because I do have many things working out for me now, but I wasn't always this way, and it is a constant struggle to be positive.

I was at my friend Nikki's the other day and I was being negative. Oh no I will never be rich. I won't get another awesome oil and gas job. I will never be a pretty as you cause you transitioned at 15.

He was her advice to me when I first came out and met her on boy mode and her advice to me this week. I took it to heart and it has changed my life.

STFU. Just do it or shut up. Decide if you can or can't and act on it. Shit or get off the pot as the old idiom goes.

So while I know you are in a shitty situation, and honestly I have no idea how to tell you to magically fix anything. I can say certainly things have never improved while I wallowed in the negative.

Opportunity is everywhere, but one can't seize it with a negative aura. As Paul McCartney says. The love you take is equal to the love you make.

I love you. You can to it.

>>5671345
I am talking about I have a full beard and no way can I go full time with it. That's the one major thing holding me back from going full time. I can get the name change I can even get the gender marker change but I can't go full time with stubble growing in every afternoon

>>5671350
I have a full beard too

>>5671339
I don't know have you tried shaving? Also your tech didn't say that.

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>>5671066
update:
>after being a little ehh about it
>he tells he doesnt believe im trans
>no way bcus no adams apple or man shoulders or bulge or anything
>then he slowly believes a little again
>tells me how im so unfair
>i shouldnt let people hit on me or respond to a flirt without telling them im trans the moment we meet
LIKE WHAT?
i swear im going to smack him with a gorilla hand if he keeps telling its wrong that i dont wear a sign" i am trans " ._.'

>>5671348
You worked at an oil company? Well based on that it seems like you will never be out of work since that always makes for a stellar resume.

>>5671350
That is an issue. I had laser paid for when I got fired and had to get a refund to pay my car note. I shave every single day. It sucks for sure, but it isn't the end of the world.

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>>5671339
>shave
>go outside
:O

>>5671353
>believing that kayla actually has an electrolysis tech

>>5671261

I also grew up on a farm. Most hellish experience of my life. Did you ever have to pick rocks in a field?

>>5671353
I can't shave, hrt made my skin so sensitive I break out when I shave my face so I do it once a week because I did it daily then I would get a million ingrowns.

>>5671352
and are full time? why would you make things harder for yourself like that? How much makeup do you have to go though in a day?

>>5671367
>skin so sensitive I break out when I shave my face so I do it once a week
EDGAR GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>5671355
It's very deceptive, he probably masturbated over you and now has to tell everyone he's gay. If only you told him the moment you met.

>>5671364
yeah, I go to this place http://electrolysisbyjanice.com/

>>5671358
>>5671359
How can you even attempt full time with the worry and hassle of facial hair?

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>>5671371
HI EVERYONE I ACTUALLY HAVE A GT !
nice to meet you <: i have a name too, BUT I USED TO HAVE A BOY NAME ALSO.

self hate and people hate is going through the roof rn

>>5671367
No it didn't, learn how to shave properly you fucking idiot.

>>5671364
I don't

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>>5671367
Fulltime for 2+ years

>>5671367
Are you really too autistic to even shave yourself?

>>5671377
how am I doing it wrong? I shouldn't even have facial hair to begin with

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>>5671297
I mean you don't have to if you don't want to ...

>>5671357
Not true. Oil is a destroyed industry. Shell just anounced another 10k layoffs. Just Shell. I am done in this industry because of hate. Exxon destroyed my career.

My boss was a Christians bigot who beyond telling people in a meeting with me there I am an abomination who should be beaten to death tried to have me set up for corporate sabotage. The only thing that saved me was the dummy didn't know the area she said I stole from had cameras.

I was cleared by 3 internal investigations sure and won unemployment, but no one will touch me bacause

1. Everyone is laying off

2. I am trans and Houston just had the big No men in bathrooms election. I am a hot potato no one wants.

So I get the frustration, but I am still smiling and trying. You can too.

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MILD AUTISM

>>5671379
oh its fucking angie, yeah, you have as much facial hair as a fucking mole rat, which is nil if you know that mole rats are bald. what, you had a tiny goatee and a creeper moustashe and I bet its not hard to manage, try having a viking beard trying to poke its way out of your face constantly