Gay General: Sweaty Hairy Men Edition

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here for the canadian men
canadian fems can just roll into lake ontario already

Any sweaty twinks plz

rugby and i are still going strong just wanted to let you faggots know

we met irl and fucked and cuddled for 4 days it was amazing thanks gaygen ill never need you again

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Copypasta from last thread
Tbh, twinkish looking guys aren't THAT terrible. But the problem is that the look doesn't last much longer past adulthood, and during the years it does you deal with more fickle younger guys. Once you get to 30 then...well look at /femgen/. It's an extreme case but you have dudes that are "men but taking hormones to stay twinky and youthful". It's pretty odd. There's also a disturbing tendency of guys into that type that lose interest in them when they hit 27 or so. I've seen it happen a few times and heard of it happen a lot more.

A more masculine look ages much better. The gym look especially can last a man into their 40s, 50s, and even beyond if they take care of themselves. There is no gay death for a guy who embraces their masculinity.

I say this as a 26 year old who stands on the twink/otter threshold. Im pretty ok with how I look but I've always admired guys with a more masculine aesthetic. And so I lift and eat now. I'm interested in seeing where this takes me.

>>5662114
literally worst /gg/ couple, get out already

>>5662114
post faces

>>5662115
I wish I could be attracted to muscle men. Just can't do er

>>5662096

You gotta pay the hole toll to get with canadians

>>5662117
Whos the best?

>>5662132


#1 is Jupp & SP

>>5662132
SP/Jupp
Jupp is like 4 feet tall and sp is tall and masc so it's super cute tbqh

>>5662131
canadian bottom dollar literally keeps dropping faster than oil famfam, how am I supposed to live

>>5662132
me & myself

>>5662135
>>5662139
Cuuuute! Are their pics or nah?

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>>5662135
>Jupp
Enemy.

>>5662139

Get a rich american sugardaddy

>>5662150
>ask sludge out
>get rejected
>send him a small box of chocolates
>get the box of chocolates back and inside is a restraining order
I tried

>>5662158
I'd never betray the true north like that tbqh

>>5662157

You're like that bitch from FF8 who speaks in one word sentences

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>>5662166
he's the best

>>5662163
i am severely lactose intolerant

>>5662177

I got some leche that won't give u hives ;*

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>>5662177
I think he's talking about Fujin.
I'm probably closer to Squall irl though.

>>5662114

what's it like being with a hairy sweaty turk?

>>5662097
>>5662098

D'aw, thanks guys <3

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>>5662190
>I'm probably closer to Squall irl though.
yeah ok lmao

>>5662190
...whatever.

>>5662198
oh my god when they had her do the louis vuitton campaign they put out an "interview" it was awkward

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Eh..I only like young men. Sweaty/Hairy guys are always 25+ and weird.

>>5662195
Where you from?

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>>5662204
>oh my god when they had her do the louis vuitton campaign they put out an "interview" it was awkward
I could not stop laughing, greatest thing that has ever happened.

>>5662205
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/femgen/

>>5662198
She's a Louis Vuitton exclusive. She's doing better than Kleppe

>>5662195
seriously what flavor of chocolate shitskin are you?

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>>5662213

I'm not into fem twinks. Only qt jock twinks.

>>5662213
"i am proud to be chosen"
b i t c h

>>5662205
jokes on you i'm sweaty and hairy and weird and 23

>>5662214
>lv exclusive
she also did prada tho...

>>5662219
why hasn't he cleaned his room?

>>5662219
This is a toddler hdu

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>>5662128
To be clear its not just muscle that turns me on. Otters, bears, slimmer but nore masculine guys. Honestly even a dose of faggotry in a guy is far from a death knell. Hell, I'd possibly be into a real life version of Haru from "No, Thank You!. Probably because he shares many of my likes with men.

I just go by what I see when it comes to twinks and fems. It's not a good long game to be ONLY into them. I hope you plan to make money and ideally go muscle daddy mode so you can be a daddy. Or be into slim 40 year old twinky guys.

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>>5662208

USA, you?

>>5662219

ok but... he is fem

>>5662224
Not this season

>>5662219
>qt jock twinks
>literally posts a 14 year old fem twink

>>5662224
the entire time im like, did a bunch of old men in suits really think this was a great idea

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>>5662225

hes 19 actu, i have him on my facebook

>>5662229
NZ :\

>>5662208
>>5662216

Venezuelan, 1/16

>>5662239
Aww my heart rip

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>>5662236

everyones so jealous of younger looking guys

>femgen exists
>instead people want to continue shitting up gg by posting under 18s and twinks with more makeup on than all of /mtfgen/

>>5662248
>going to sixteenths
stop acting like you're white, only white people do that shit

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>>5662251

Ignore them hunty

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>>5662251

im not into fem guys though, if it was called twinkgen I'd happily go there

>>5662227
I'm an ugly dude studying to be a schoolmarm
my life is endless suffering

>>5662250
I know i am

>tfw no Jewish BF who won't give you permission to cum until you agree to get circumcised

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>>5662258
you right you right

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>"good morning sweety, I'm making you breakfast"

how do you respond, /gaygen/?

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>>5662198
...I'm more complex than you think....

>>5662224
She did Prada years ago.
Kleppe's done Prada before too.

>>5662214
I'm playing LR right now.

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>>5662266

*slaps ass*
*grabs him by the back of his head and kisses him intensely*

>>5662268
>...I'm more complex than you think....
Ok yeah you're the real Squall, it's official.

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>>5662266

>dat fem ass
>dat masc wife beater

my boner is confused

Fuck Squall I wanna be Basch and be with Larsa

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>>5662260
And you also like twinky bois?

Please don't ephibi/pedo.

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>>5662275
And don't you forget it.

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someone asked me what kind of normal dudes I'm into

This is what I mean

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adorable little butts are so qt

>>5662295
I wanna fuck that mug

>>5662295
he looks like that father from gossip girl who I wanted to suck reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaal bad tbqh

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>>5662295

my type: deathly pale twinks with a lustful glint in their eye

>>5662292
nah I don't like twinks or femboys
I like...men who look in someway feminine but not young or too feminine

It's complicated but youngins wouldn't do it for me

>>5662253

I'm 1/16ths europeans
i don't like it desu

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>>5662295

I'm too fem to be with a guy like that.

>>5662301
Oh wait that it! I want to fuck dudes that look like my dad.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>5662308
So, basically the nerdy types? That sounds just about what you're describing. A lot of them come off slightly fem because they lack that sort of social aggression tbqh, but they're not femtwinkb8

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>>5662315

You're gay

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>>5662315

You got serious issues man.

>>5662315
Congratulations, you too have daddy issues!

Embrace it for the short term at least. It leads to some amazing lays I find.

>>5662322
I'm not sure how you got "nerdy" from that. Most nerds are fat dudes.

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>>5662329

>tfw you will never be white

>>5662315
same, desu

>>5662313
>not being fem4masc

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>>5662336

bleach your skin?

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>>5662334
Idealized nerdy types, obviously lmao

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>>5662336

I don't know that feel.

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>>5662329
See thats way to fem for me, where the twinks at!

>male
>think tons of chicks are hot
>jerk off to straight porn all the time
>every other week I see a guy and think 'He's pretty cute/hot'
>every other month I shove shit up my ass and jerk off to gay porn
So am I bi or just mostly straight or what? For the record I could see me dating a guy, but my end goal is to be a father so being in a gay marriage is kind of out of the picture for me.

>>5662347
Is that Geoge Zimmerman

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>>5662347

BEING MEXICAN IS BETTER ANYWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5662353
u bi
also dont play with poop in ur bummy you'll just summon straight man poo

>>5662353
I was like that growing up, gay porns a gateway drug desu

>>5662344
See shit like if this dude were real >>5662350
and like college aged +

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>>5662365
So the college nerds I guess. That's still too skinny for my tastes tbqh but more power to ya

>>5662357
>mexican
tbqh even worse than being columbian i feel for u

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>>5662357

lmao

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>>5662380
>>5662373

>>5662386
mexican construction workers can be breddy cute
but id still import brazilians over mexicans im just being honest

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where is he /gaygen/? and why isn't he there with you?

I think the president of Chechnya is a total qt. I wanna commit human rights violations with him

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>>5662400

idk idk

>>5662400

he's on his way over <3

>>5662336
>>5662357
Stay pozzy nozzy.

>>5662410
d r e a m s

minus the beast fucking tbqh

>>5662272
>*places hands gently on hips*
>*nuzzles and kisses his neck softly*
ftfy

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>>5662400

In New Hampshire

>>5662420

>not wanting to knot your bf

The real question is, who will be MY bf ty

>>5662433
senpai these memes are literally too advanced for me what kind of freaky shit are they teaching you out west

you guys i drsank too much wine and he's takihng wqay too long to make i t ovser omg i hjust wanna cuddle so bad like fucvjk i want ro bury myself in his chetst klilek fuuuuuuuck

>>5662400
He broke up with me in October.


Well it's one of those nights where my insomnia acts up and I can't sleep.

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>>5662400
He lied to me and walked away.

>>5662443

There's nothing freaky about wishing your dick was dog-shaped so you could lock into your bf's asshole while you dump your cummies into him

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>>5662455
tbqh you're right

>>5662096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjLBXb1kgMo

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>be in my 20s
>be kissless virgin
>see gay teens on tumblr posting kissing vids and selfies with their boyfriends
>suddenly realize all I missed out on because I didn't embrace who I was in HS :(

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>>5662446
Now you're just pretending to be drunk for attention.
Please go back to the tranny asylum.

>>5662446
Post socks

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You can never turn back time.

>>5662446
>>5662471
this people that do that are retarded children

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>>5662446

omg tell us about your first time
how old were you?

>>5662470
well now you just wont have any excuse for being a loser in your 20's

>>5662470
This makes my stomach hurt, but then i think that, even if i had, id still be clinging onto it now

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>>5662494

I think too much about the past

>>5662440
This feels like real life

like legit pedo shit

im out gayboiz

>>5662507
>>5662492
>>5662480


How are you posting from a thai prison?

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>>5662470
>>5662471
>>5662480
>>5662492
>>5662507
Making me feel shit I don't want to feel right now. Please stop

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>>5662507
You know why this works? People usually think one of them is a girl who has small boobs that aren't noticable. If these two were older people would be freaking out in public.

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>>5662520

It can only get better or worse

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>>5662400
A few feet away.

>>5662526
Right now it's worse.
I'm just now getting back on my feet after my ex dropped me in October.

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>>5662524

I guess so.

I am sick of being a fucking homosexual. Fuck this pathetic shitty marginalized life.
I don't want to be alone in my 40s. I don't want to have a fragile relationship that will eventually end like pretty much all gay relationships do.

I hate this shitty life that nature has sentenced me to live for no reason. Why the fuck me? There are no gays in my family and everyone around me despises homosexuals. These people will turn their back on me as soon as they find out I like to sit on dicks, and I will be left alone with no support system whatsoever.

I also hate you guys. Look at how pathetic you faggots are, posting retarded, futile shit. I refuse to be one of you. I will not be one of you. Fuck you fuck oyu fuck you

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>>5662544
It gets easier when you grow up, anon. Don't fret.

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I just want a bf I can be myself around. I don't think that will ever happen. Like I always have walls up. My parents never hugged me or cried in front of me. I've never learned to truly open up with anyone in my life. I feel weak if I do.

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>>5662544
>I am sick of being a fucking homosexual
At least you're not an UNFUCKING homosexual.

>>5662550
Shut the fuck up. You represent everything I don't want to be. I. Hate. You.

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>>5662535

>>5662554
Not only did you have a shitty upbringing, you also turned out gay, which means you will die bitter and alone like pretty much every gay man does.

At least Carbon Monoxide exists.

>>5662471
>>5662484

opppf yejha hwatever

>>5662477

i don;'t whater socks

>>5662492

omg no i' m layiong down whatecvwer

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>>5662513
>>5662517

I apologize if you think that. I'm not a pedo.
IMO, it's just works of photographic art. It isn't porn.

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>>5662556
Give it time, minnow.
>>5662565
I like that pic.
>>5662555
That was quite lame, sir kleppe.

>>5662578
>Give it time. You will get used to the idea of dying alone and never having a stable heterosexual relationship.

No thank you

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Have you ever dated or hooked-up with a military guy?

>>5662554
Ill be ur bf..

>>5662591
I don't respect and would never date the kind of brainless authority slave who would choose to join the military.

where do I find a cute guy like the ones in those gay webcomics?

>>5662606
That's why we shouldn't be allowed in the military.

Some guy exposed himself to me in a bathroom at a bar last night. The weirdest thing was, I was completely unphased and just walked away.

>>5662613
They way the meet in the comics. Completely by accident

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>>5662606
look out guys we got ourselves a 12 year old rebel here

#greenday
#shadowthehegheeg

How does a small/little guy take something so big?

http://40.media.tumblr.com/2608bdd2c038c424c558ba956cc70e97/tumblr_nzqikj2EGf1sw05vio1_500.jpg

has gaygen ever had a zeemap?

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>>5662397
>read comment
>have fantasy where I'm fucked by a group of muscular and sweaty Mexican construction workers

Thank you for this.

>>5662628
Slowly working his way up, and lots of lube.

>>5662632

3 or 4 of them, 1 which had 800+ people on it but they all got hacked or something

>>5662544
>Whining and crying on 4chan
>And we're supposed to be the faggots

>>5662591

Nah, not into welfare queens desu

like maybe if he were something useful like an engineer or something but anyone involved in combat has to be retarded

>>5662642
I am crying a lot right now actually
Like, irl

Being gay hurts

>>5662628
I get the impression he doesn't have a whole lot of say in the matter.

>>5662606
>>5662614
>>5662645


Hmm.. military in the USA make $12-13/hr starting out (more if they already have their bachelors and join) + they get free healthcare benefits + their pay increases by $250-1000 per year/rank + free place on base + compensated for food + once they're in a 2-4 years they can live off the base and have their apartment/home mortgage paid for by the military. You can easily save up money in the military. My dad was in 20 years and he had half a million saved up the time he got out + he gets $2000+ per month automatically until he died because hes retirednow.

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>>5662657

>>5662666
>666
No Satan, I will not join the military

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Are you looking at me?

i like this edition

>>5662565
i like the other version with the jar of cum and no peter robin pic

>>5662657
awww what a fag
be my bf

>>5662689

yes

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>>5662689
Gross, no.

are masc gays a dying breed?

>>5662728

masc4mascter race are actually dominating everything desu

>>5662714
I don't think you want an unstable, self-hating fag as your boyfriend
but I will be your boyfriend for one night

>tfw if they bring back the draft you won't be able to get out of it for being a faggot
thanks obama

>>5662728
not fast enough

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>>5662728
No, Sthilly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP-T9hlc-2w

I'm glad I'm single...

>>5662742
>I don't think you want an unstable, self-hating fag as your boyfriend
we can be self-hating fags together

>but I will be your boyfriend for one night
pffffft boring

>>5662728
present

>>5662765
>we can be self-hating fags together
but we can love each other, right? :')

i'm up for it

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>>5662773
Hahaha. Good one.

>>5662544
go die faggot
>>5662554
I had this problem too, I could not open up to anyone. Every problem our family had was swept under the rug as a kid and never spoken of again (and there was a lot of problems).

Then I tried psychedelics, realized how stupid my emotional problems were and how silly it was to dwell on my past. I used to hate my childhood but now I realize I wouldn't change it for the world because it made me who I am and I like that.

>>5662773

>>5662773

masc guys cant have long hair or dreads

Men should look like men, and women should look like women. God is not interested in, nor does He accept, “unisex" bullshit.

>>5662789
>go die faggot
You did not mean this!

Im lonely...

>>5662783
nice!

>>5662803
me too

>>5662785
What's your ugly models full name? I don't want to have to google it. if you tell me know what I'm going to do won't be so bad.

>>5662793
Is that a rule you just came up with? Hesh up

>>5662813
Wanna get together?

I'm a 20 year old Gay boy and I've been talking to this guy that's about 30 and I really really like on grindr for a month now. We finally hung out today and met each other for the first time. It was amazing. He's so fucking SEXY omg he's beautiful. He's my exactly type of guy: tall muscular masculine top. I'm kind of the opposite. I'm really skinny and slim, short, kind of fem and nerdy...anyway this guy that Ive been talking to is like my dream guy. He's so hot omg.
Weve been talking for a month and like I said we finally got to hangout today after class. He picked me up from school i got some weed we smoked from his bowl and then we were gonna go back to my place and Netflix and chill.

I've been anticipating meeting him for so long and I was so horny so we started hooking up on the way to my house. I couldn't keep my hands off of him and he loved it. Anyway we pull up to my apartment and all of a sudden he says he doesn't wanna come in. He was like just blow me in the car...I really wanted him to come in and honestly I was kind of upset that he didn't wanna come in but I wasn't trying to show it. I kept asking to come in and he said no and he was getting kind of pissed because he said he had work. He was gonna pull away but then I was like no wait I'll suck your dick...and I did.

We both said goodbye to each other and I went back inside. It seemed like everything went really good. I was disappointed he had to leave but it was cool I liked sucking his dick and he's so fucking hot I don't regret it at all and I would do it again. Anyway I was so fucking high when I went back in my house and horny and I sent him some XXX pics on grindr and I said have a goodnight...and then he blocked me! I have no idea why and idk wtf I did because I really thought we both had a good time and he said he would like to chill again soooo idk what happened.

1/2

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>>5662825
Suspicious.
I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you, Dusty Daddy.

>>5662834
i really do

>>5662839
I really like this guy and I know it sounds crazy since we only hung out once buy I'm honestly so fucking upset and sad over this. I feel like I was used and now he's never gonna wanna talk to me again. But I do still like him and some people might think this is crazy but desu if he did message me again and wanted to chill I would def blow him or let Him fuck me. I was gonna let him fuck me tonight and I wasn't even gonna ask him to wear a condom. He didn't wear a condom when I blew him (who wears condoms during blowjobs lol) and idk I'm a little worried now. I need to go get checked but I have no health insurance. No job, just quit to attend school full time and the last time I was checked was in July.

Anyway like I was saying if he hit me up again I would still chill again because I like him so fucking much. He's sooooooooooooo fucking BEAUTIFUL omg even his SMELL was driving me crazy its insane. Tbh even though I like him I knew our "relationship" wasnt gonna go anywhere. He's dl and idk if he's married or he has a girlfriend but I think he does and he has kids because there was like Dr suesss books in the backseat lol. I wasn't expecting him to like be my boyfriend but even like a friends with benefits hookup regular thing would have been so hot but I guess that's not what he wants :(

i was gonna make another profile on grindr just to ask him why he blocked me but idk is that creepy? Idk what to do. I honestly feel fucking depressed right now and I'm sitting here high as fuck listening to Mariah breakup songs wishing this guy would talk to me. I feel like such a fucking loser

Tldr: hooked up with a guy I really like and he blocked me after the first date. No idea why

2/2

>>5662843
your funeral

>>5662852
stopped reading at 2/2
fuck u

>>5662839
>I sent him some XXX pics on grindr
post them

>>5662852

just create a new grindr account and ask him why he blocked you, i would personally blackmail him into hooking up and hate fucking you..

>>5662852
>>5662869
This is bad advice and yes, pretty creepy. He obviously used you for sex. Whatever you think you liked about him, personality-wise, was an act.

>>5662839
>>5662852

what a mess of a post

you need to contain yourself gurl

>>5662851
Come cuddle with me pls

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>>5662867

they're nude

>but here

>>5662912
Lewd
Qt

>>5662912
upload to imgur

>>5662907

i know
but im glad i got to suck a muscle daddys dik

>>5662926
i'm happy for you hoe

cant wait to let a married daddy take advantage of me tbqh ;-; it will happen someday hopefully

>>5662839
>>5662852
>>5662912
and we wonder why we were burned at the stake?

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>>5662728
I hope not.
They are a sub genre of homosex
They go on a tangent opposite to femboys.
Pic something simple I drew up.
(Not completetly accurate and does not have all of their actual grouping names )

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what's the most kinky/creepy fetish you have?

>>5662958
Fem bears are adorable
(Modern family gay dads)
But I like masculine bears

>>5662958
took me way too long to figure out what the fuck this chart was supposed to mean

anyone have any ftm friends?

are they more like masc bears or fem twinks? or is it pretty even?

>>5663000
Yeh should have added a legend etc...

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>>5662980

Nothing creepy about any of my fetishes

>>5662958
I did it on mt phone

>>5662912
post moar pls

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It's 12:50 on my schools party night, and I'm bored. Wat do?

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>>5663016


twinkpups are so qt

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>>5663059

Came for bears
Flooded with twinks
Post men or Gtfo

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why don't you have a puppy /gg/?

>>5663073
>Post men or Gtfo
you first, mr. parasite

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>>5663075

aahhh

qtpuppers

>>5663091
STOP DOING THIS TO ME PLS

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there's a serious lack of masc hairy pups

>>5663016
>>5663059
>>5663064
>>5663075
>>5663091
weird af tbqhwyf

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>>5663064
>Fagy pup mask
>Fagy beta watch
>Fagy arms
>No chest hair

In a masc men bear hairy thread
Why?
Wait....
Illuminati controls fags too

>Come out to a friend I still keep in touch with from high school
>I'm gay
>And the pope is catholic

He didn't really seem spiritual when we hung out so it's weird for him to tell me to seek out religion

>>5663200
Sound like he was saying
No shit,I could tell from the moment I met you.

>>5663187

Because we're fags, you slobby shit-stain. There isn't some unspoken law dictating the types we're attracted to. If they have a penis, and don't identify as a tranny, they're men. It's not rocket science.

>>5663220
Triggerd much?
It was not being serious
I know You are still a man

Im a virgin and i want to try bottoming

Long story short, how do i make my ass shiny clean? How are you guys not terrified of getting shit on his dick?

>>5662666
What the hell does that have to do with gays being allowed in the military or not.
We homos aren't good under that pressure.

>>5663242
I am good under pressure...if it is all in one place ; )

>>5663238
Shower
Enema
Wait a bit
Do sex

>>5663290
Ty is there some kind of enema device? Kek

I tired sticking the top of a sprite bottle in my ass and squeezing water in but too tight..

>>5663306
...yes most double as douches as well...and also...water bottles(would not recommend)

>>5663238

Who cares. Whatever.

Most vers/top guys understand that being top potentially involves getting shit on your dick, and if they whine about it, it's because they're idiots, plain and simple.

Baby wipes come in handy for emergencies (idk where you're from but I know in the US they don't have bidets). Also enemas are terrible for the intestine walls, they irritate them and makes it easier to get hurt, tearing, etc.

As long as you don't have irritable bowl and try and go to the bathroom some time before you should be fine.

>>5663200
youre an idiot

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>>5663312
>Little Brother wants to go camping
>needs a water bottle
>finds you enema "this will do"
> fills with water
>Leaves
>mfw I want anal but no enema
>whereisit.jpg
> brother wakes up and drins some water
>spits it out and says*man this water tastes like ass*

>>5663312
I want to get a dildo, ill get one at the same time

>>5663321
Il anxious and virgin, i couldnt handle that situation. I wouldnt mind so much if it was a boyfriend or what ever

>>5663351
Amazing

>>5663306
enema bulb

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>>5663280
nigga that's gay as fuck

>>5663351
>a few years ago
>don't have a dildo
>want to try anal stimulation
>look for substitutes
>find a nice spatula with a rounded handle
>cover it with plastic wrap and vegetable oil
>feels awful
>throw away the plastic
>spatula didn't smell bad so I didn't wash it-my mom washes them every week even if they're not used
>The next day she makes lasagna and serves it with the spatula that has been in my ass the day prior

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Well I know what I'm doing tonight...

>>5663515

LOL

>>5662400
He's happy with another man

I can't think of a kind way to put this, but you guys seem to really enjoy cruel gossip and shitting on people. Worse than the stereotypical female gossip. Why? Indicates insecurity to me.

>>5663694

oh gee whiz u sure are smart
thanks for deigning to educate us plebians O Wise One

did u figure that out all by urself?

>>5663718
So why?

>>5663694
We arnt all like that anon, im here to happypost:)

>>5663724

because everybody on here s fundamentally broken

as you spend more time here you will spot the cracks in various poster's pysche, and you will come to dislike every poster in their own special way as you come to realise that literally everybody here is a bad person.

Therefore there is no guilt assossiated with "baiting the bear", so to speak.

That is a much more complete argument that some vague "youre just insecure" argument - that kind of catchall reasoning is more befitting of a high schooler than anything else.

>>5663771
>in their own special way

loooool

Even when you're insulting yourself you give yourself an unrealistic amount of credit.

>>5663781

???
I don't follow.

>>5663789
I'm saying that all you straight /pol/ look the same to me. You're not shit in your own unique way. You're boring shit in the same way.

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>>5663800

how am I "straight pol"

im a left-wing gay dude who likes sucking dick
lol are you just pulling random adjectives out of your ass?

>>5663819
You're straight and right-wing, that's how.

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>>5662980
Boys feet are qt. I think it's a pretty vanilla fetish though.

>tfw dry blotchy skin, so even if i put in the pain and exertion to lose weight i'll still look gross
and no, moisturiser just makes my skin shiny in an oily gross way -- it doesn't seem to sink in

>>5663864
Source? He a cute

>>5663888
Post pics

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>>5663894
I dunno I got it from google sorry.

>>5663894
>Post pics
nobody wants to see ugly pics except to laugh at them, so clearly no

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Brian Sims is so hot

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>>5664025
and then you see shit like this on his twitter and it kills my boner instantly.
I think all the conservative daddies I fucked are rubbing off on me.

>>5663918
>those nasty ass toenails
>those dry, calloused feet

Jesus fuck, why do these porn producers get guys with disgusting feet to do foot porn?

>>5664034
Jesus what a fucking fanatic.

>>5663973
I wont laugh im in the same situation

I just hooked up with an 18y/o college freshman in grindr and fucked him in his dormroom. I feel like a cradle robber

>>5664040
It's so sad that being gay comes pre-packaged with so much shit. I don't mind that people think I love Madonne and Mariah Carey but this gay = SJW shit has to stop.

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>>5664038
Yeah it's pretty hard to find decent foot porn.

>>5664066
gross

>>5664066
dubs: checked.

I've seen that guys stuff, he has a tumblr he occasionally updates too but apparently he's a massive slut and I wouldn't put it beyond him to be pozzed by now.

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>>5664073
Nah he's pretty qt.

>>5664088
I have no idea who he is desu.

>>5664088
Checkt, post your feet bb

Late night lewd thread? Yes pls

>>5664045
have you tried a dermatologist? thinking of going but feels pretty gay and ridiculous, plus it's expensive

>>5664088

>ugly pedobait tranny in disguise turns out to be degenerate

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

>>5662400
He's in Norway and I hate myself for leaving him there ;_;

>>5662400
He's at work but he's coming over tomorrow to look after me while I'm ill :3.

>>5662400
>where is he /gaygen/?
Probably at his home, if he didn't kill himself already.
>why isn't he there with you?
He's straight.

>>5662400
Im looking for him, i dont know who he is

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>>5664169
Mine too, but he doesn't know he's my bf!

>>5664231
>but he doesn't know he's my bf!
yet

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>>5664234
O-okay.

>>5664248
He'll be yours one day anon.
I believe in you.

>>5662114
literally who and who?

>Rewatching TNG
God damn, there were some good-looking men in that show...

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>>5664226
He could still be home and killed himself. That's where most people do it; in the comfort of their own home.

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>>5664275
>new fagging this much

>>5662114
Glad you're happy, swede. Hope it lasts.

>>5664280
Well usually suicide here involves trains and fucking up public transport for at least 5 hours.

Then again he considers himself too much of a failure/loser/coward to do it.

>>5664283
pmfsl swede ples

>>5664291
>pmfsl
Did you just have a stroke?

>>5664294
yes anonymous i just have a stroke

>>5664290
You could set him up for a surprise. Drunken night feel up or maybe catch him in a moment of depressive self-loathing and use your charm to lure him to the gay side. I say do the latter and if that fails try the former.

>>5664294
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PMFSL

>>5664300
Goodnight sweet prince.

>>5664307
Please don't try this.

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>>5664290
Someone here recently jumped in front of a train while holding a baby.
Luckily, I don't need to catch public transport very often.

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>>5664313
And what's your solution eh? Oh nothing just as I thought. You are worthless and bring nothing of value to this thread. FUCK OFF

>>5664307
His birthday is in a few weeks and I kinda desperately want to get in his pants.
What better birthday gift than getting off?

Then again step one is getting invited.

>>5664319
So your solution is to grope the guy whilst he's intoxicated or severely depressed? Let me know how that works out :^).

Move on and get over it.

>>5664317
>Someone here recently jumped in front of a train while holding a baby.
did they died?

>I don't need to catch public transport very often.
Me neither, even though it's free.

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>>5664323
You're way too serious to be peddling on 4chan kiddie. I think you need to go back to 4th grade where you belong.

>>5664328
>Guy gets butthurt and starts sperging out because I said his advice is bs
>I'm too serious

Haha go take your meds your acting up again.

>>5664324
http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/woman-holding-small-girl-dies-after-jumping-in-front-of-train-in-sydneys-west/news-story/0874d6aca6bf34d8581866c59f283de4

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>>5664331
You're the serious one buttmuncher. I think you really need to quit coming to 4chan. You seem to think people here care about you or what you say. This is an anonymous board mang, treat it like one.

>>5664332
>The incident has led to delays on all lines passing through the station
kek

>>5664335
You're right I should go kill myself now. I'll do that now. Thanks so much for showing me the right way.

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>>5664335
:^)

>>5664340
Hey me, how's it going?

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>>5664324
Yes.
>free
It's kind of expensive here, but I don't know how it stacks up with the rest of the world.
I think Melbourne has free trams, but I don't know what they're like.

>>5664340
>I should go kill myself now
Please do not kill yourself by drinking a whole bottle of Windex!

>>5664332
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PMFSL
It's always funny when there's a delay on the tube and you hear "person under a train" over the speakers. Just another suicide.

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>tfw rustled homophobic older brother's jimmies today
not even 7 in the morning yet and i'm feeling like it's gonna be a good day, gaygen. ;~;
wish you the best with everything you do today, m8s.

>>5664343
Windex can't kill you. You're stupid.

>>5664349
>talks about rustling someone's jimmies
>doesn't proceed with explaining the rustlementation

Jesus you're annoying.

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>>5664349
Im proud of you~

Tfw 2am, gnite homos:)

>>5664343
>I don't know how it stacks up with the rest of the world.
I'm a student so that's why it's free for me.

>>5664343
Stay out of this bully-kun and stop shit stirring.

>>5664347
>Person under a train
Kek, they actually tell you that?

>>5664353
nothing big
he made a comment on my shirt
i like wearing really long t-shirts with leggings and he said something like "that shirt looks a little big on you. assuming it's a pajama shirt though.
and i was like "nah, i just like wearing these because it feels like a dress." and i did a little twirl. and he was visually shaken and booty bothered. it was nice. i made a smug smile and left.

>>5664361
>Kek, they actually tell you that?
Here they do.
Because suicide is not always evident.
That and because people don't really need to know why.

>>5664361
You've never heard it? I thought you were in London?

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>>5664350
Oh.
In that case, please feel free to drink a whole bottle of Windex.

>>5664361
I'm not shit stirring. I'd, like, legit be kinda sad if you killed yourself. Maybe.

jfc literally everyone i walked past today was publicly drinking
need to get out of this town

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>>5664363
Sounds retarded. I think you're retarded. Your brother thinks you're retarded. Therefore you must be retarded.

Tripfags and namefags must kill themselves for being so retarded.

>>5664367
Nah I live in a small town in The Creative County of Staffordshire.

>>5664370
Sounds like my home town.

>>5664369
Aww it's nice to know you care.

>>5664372
especially irish and canadian tripfags.

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>>5664372
Hello, Juppy.

>>5664376
Totes.

>>5664372
>>5664353
Eugh stop feeding it and it'll go away. It knows that being an edgy transvestite gets it attention

>>5664378
especially UK tripfags.

>FTFY

>>5664372
my brother listens to five finger death punch and blink 182 unironically. ;~;
he has a bachelors in psychology but is currently unemployed... he just mooches off of his dad and my mom.
i'm pretty sure he has some sort of developmental disability. so even if he does think i'm retarded, no one would take it seriously. ;~;

>>5664381
that you niq? >->

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>>5664387
>he's straight
>you're gay
>he won