Gaygen: Haru is Bae Edition

>>5636978
>can u not
Can I enjoy myself off of your brokeness then? :3

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Nagisa best blond qt

Aww! Did I missed compliments edition?

>>5636998

Yes you dirty yeastdick potato pancake.

>>5636998
There wasn't many compliments, shepherd
Don't worry
>>5637009
Wow
A potato insult not aimed at me
What a world

>>5637014
>Wow
>A potato insult not aimed at me
>What a world
Irish, why do you think they were insults?
It was just banter, you know i like you, potato.:3

>>5637014

Go drink it over.

>>5637019
Oh shut up
You're just baiting out a soppy response to insult later or another anon will
>>5637021
Barely makes sense
4/10 except that from a girl

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>>5636984

We didn't fuck, you nerds
My mister and Slut Boi were just lifting up my weights all effortless and when i tried, I could barely manage for than a short hover

>>5637029
>Oh shut up
>You're just baiting out a soppy response to insult later or another anon will
But I actually like you.

>>5637061
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU POZZED SLUT!

>>5637029

4/10?
Does that mean I can't have any of your Lucky Charms?

>>5637062
Shit taste then mate
>>5637073
None, not even a nibble
You get a tipple of Guinness though

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>>5637061

>>5637081
>Shit taste then mate
fuck you, irishanon, you are cute

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>tfw he gives me an eskimo kiss
>tfw he says "Dude you're cute as fuck"

We're just supposed to be fwb I think. I can't catch feelings.

>>5637088
... I'm Waiting for the punchline, muffin joke or pic to be posted
Any second
If you're genuine, you must like being a Contrarian

>>5637098
I am away for some time and everyone treats you like crap?

why? ;_;

Why are all the slutbois fat?

>>5637062
>>5637081
>>5637088
>>5637098
>>5637104
cray cray adorbs
totes magoats

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>>5637014
aww 'tater, you're still #1 to me

>>5637081
Guinness is owned by the English.

WHY THE FUCK IS GRINDR DOWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5637095
gross af tbqh

>I can't catch feelings.

your going to

>>5637095

I have a cuter story

>I got my best erection of the year so far looking at bloody beaten up homophobic violence victims

>>5637151
post some

>>5637146
you're

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Do we really have to share this board with trannies? Can we like, drop the T in LGBT?

>mfw looking at posters trying to "pass"

>>5637145

guess you're gonna have to fingerbang your sissypussy alone tonight desu

>>5637095

too late faggot

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>>5637168
Do we really have to share this board with fatties? Can we like fat shame them all?

>mfw looking at wiz trying to be anonymous

Lol Wiz is such a pooper

>>5637146
I knowwww. I feel like such a lame. But we spent all day fucking and smoking and cuddling. Then we got Chinese food and watched a bunch of shitty movies. It's hard not to feel mushy after that.

>>5637151
That's not cute at all.

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>>5637183
Fat people aren't mentally ill, though.

>>5637221

Yeah they are.

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>>5637226
Only some of them.

>>5636394
and yet he still looks older than feelgood

>>5637095
>>5637197
That sounds so cute! You guys should date desu

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>when he rides the dick like it's a 250 Kawasaki

>>5637221
>>5637226
This

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_acceptance_movement

>>5637251
>Fat
>Movement

gurlbye

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>>5637243
I had this happen to me. I was 20 years old and the guy was 45. He was thin and his body was good looking for his age, but he rode my body like it was a motorcycle and it was not sexually arousing at all. In fact it was quite annoying and uncomfortable.

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>>5637235
I didn't know a QT 7.5/10 browsed /lgbt/.

>mfw he's possibly reading my post right now

>>5637243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seS2lp7WFbU
KAWASAKI KAWASAKI CAN U EVEN AFFORD TO

>>5637243
>>5637258
ok, pls explain this "like a motorcycle" thing. How does one go about riding another like a motorcycle ?

>>5637291
cowboy maybe?
that's my fave position tbqh

>Damian in Mean Girls
>Too Gay To Function
>literally only gay thing about him was having a pink shirt

Was he supposed he supposed to be what flamboyant meant 10 years ago?

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Guys, this is important.
How do I brew a love potion?

>>5637291
The man on top clenches his thighs so tight that he literally pins you down and your hip is crushed by the weight and pressure of the leg muscles. While his arms pin yours down and his hands wrap around your arms like he's grasping onto handle bars and leaning forward. Sounds hot, but it's extremely uncomfortable for the top laying down.

>>5637306

Ok but... his behaviour and voice were extremely flamboyant

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I miss talking to sadfrog desu.

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>>5637329
me too, I once rused him into think I was pic related

silly goose, as if someone so cute would be interested in him

>>5637306
>big n sassy
>sings christina aguilera at the talent show
>obsessed w/ popular girl hierarchy and prom
>whimpers when cady breaks the tiara
also aaron samuels is gay irl
i jerked it to the scene where he walks in on shane oman in his underwear in the projection room auditorium above the gym

god i've seen that movie too many times

>>5637281
Why are slavs so weird?

>>5637335
*projection room above the auditorium

>>5637335
So is Damien.

I dunno. Kweens have poisoned what it means to be gay so he's masc in comparison

>>5637329
He comes on occasionally. He's in the military or something right now I think

>>5637335
Mean Girls is like the initiation into gayhood

>>5637306
>>5637306
>Was he supposed he supposed to be what flamboyant meant 10 years ago?
in a safe movie geared towards young teenagers unsure of their sexuality? maybe.

There were plenty of mainstream and alternative movies way before that one that had over the top flamboyant gays. I always took the "too gay to function" thing as meaning that he felt really awkward about his sexuality and that's what made him be socially inept and therefore was a social outcast.

>>5637366
a friend of mine taught high school and middle school and she'd always freak out that kids just honestly don't know what mean girls is nowadays

>>5637258
>>5637324
That sounds horrible.

>>5637281
This is the most magnificent shit I've ever seen and I'm sending it to everyone I know.

>>5637301
This is what I meant. Also that he was really enthusiastic about it. I have no idea what brought it on, but I hope it happens again.

>>5637349

Not really.

>>5637366
I thought that's when your uncle teaches you cave explorer at your 7th birthday party?

>>5637449
a+ i hope you get it again anon
cowboy is most fun for me bottoming, but i guess it's not for everyone

>>5637472
vigorous bouncing scares me tho. that's how those dudes always get their boners broken in porn. I start getting nervous because I don't want a 90deg angled broken dick.

>>5637515
>that's how those dudes always get their boners broken in porn
naw that's when they pull all the way out and go to slam it back in and miss the hole
cowboy sex isn't going to break your dick

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>>5637594
>would peek out window and jack off to discretely.

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A van pulls up in front of your house...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkktSQNP5-g

You see 2 men in the front and one man with a infrared camera device and possible guns in the back.

What do you do?

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>>5637594
this would be you
>minus the muslim and female part oc

>>5637635
this meant for >>5637605

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>>5637615
BLUE BOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRDDDDDD

>>5637612

Well, obviously, I'd react peacefully and cooperate with the authorities who are completely benevolent and only concerned with upholding law and order.

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>>5637334
He was a gullible thirsty twink, but he was okay once you broke his shell.
>>5637356
I stopped talking to him when he joined the military.

>>5637685

>blue board

Suck on it mods....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNFvtSVmzLo


Seriously the whole blue board concept is outdated and retarded. Even youtube allows nudity.

How do I meet anonymous guys for sex without worrying about getting butchered or mugged?

Should I invest in a switchblade?

>>5637727
Grindr or Tinder.

You can do it, but you have to understand the risks going in. If you feel like you need to take a weapon when meeting a guy, go ahead. There's some seriously fucked up people, and through the internet you can meet a lot of them without knowing it until you're in their car, for example.

So yes, you can do it, and not everyone you meet is out to kill you, but the possibility is definitely there, and it's best to be prepared and cautious when approaching the situation.

>>5637727
Grow up, gain a back bone, get connections.

Bodybuilders are so hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQKGzB-7Zns

>10yo boy gets pregnant by his daddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9LvwRW40jk

When are you going to get knocked up /gaygen/?

How often should I wash my blankets tbqh

I've been using this blanket every day for 20 days now and I'm getting disgusted

>>5637770

every 2 weeks

If you don't have a dog/cat or lots of shedding hair maybe once a month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVzQJzkM_Q

>>5637793
does anything more beautiful exist?

ok just chilling with bae now
what's up /gaygen/

>>5637805
SHUT THE FUUUUUCK UP!

>>5637805

I wish I were an altar boy.

>>5637813

how did you come upon that wish

>tfw no jew BF that teases me for my uncut dick

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>>5637758
>15 Year old Bodybuilder

Why don't you take a seat over there, anon?

>>5637813
I was an altar boy for years... Why didn't my priest ever touch me? Did God not make me cute enough?

>>5637821
Duh he wants to be molested.

>>5637844
>tfw no uncut dick

>>5636987
This was the only anime series that I enjoyed.

would you date a guy who is 18 but is still in high school?

(pedos don't answer)

>>5637793
Man, there's alotta hideous dicks out there. Thanks for that. Vid is making vagina look like a better alternative.

>>5637896
Depends on what his long term plans are after graduating (and the obvious whether his personality is good, etc.). To be fair, I'm not that much older.

>>5637866
This tbH. As soon as the kid started talking, couldn't keep from cringing. I honestly don't see how the pederasts do it.

>>5637925
I'm 21 (almost 22) but I'd feel weird doing it.

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quick, what do you call a gay shutin

>>5637938
a shut-in

>>5637239
Honestly I kind of want to. He's my weed buddy and we already have a lot in common.

>>5637821

I like singing really high and also

>>5637878

Ideally they'd end up getting paranoid and declaring me a risk some time in the early '90s and sell me to a non-Christian ring for legal money when I was 14. And then I'd get raped and drugged to death and nobody would know what happened and maybe my hand or something would be found a year later with a pentagram carved into the palm so nobody would be looking at Father Pious.

>>5637938
A fag

A mass rally was held in Rome on Saturday in defence of the traditional family, as Italy debates whether to grant legal recognition and limited adoption rights to same-sex couples.

Reports varied as to how many gathered in the capital’s Circus Maximus, Ancient Rome’s famed chariot racing stadium. Estimates varied from tens of thousands to the one million figure put forward by organisers.

Italy is the last major country in Western Europe not to have offered rights or recognition to same- sex couples.

Those taking part in the giant gathering want things to stay that way.

“I think the kids’ rights should come first, before the rights of adults who are free to do whatever they want,” one young woman said.

“It is a fact. Nature dictates that a baby comes from a man and a woman.”

Showing how polarised the nation is, Saturday’s rally came a week after thousands of people took to the streets of Italy to demand that the “civil union” bill, which relates to both homosexual and heterosexual couples, be approved.

The bill under discussion was presented to parliament last week and is due to be voted on next month.

As well as opposition on the streets, the government itself is deeply divided over the issue and opponents in the heavily Roman Catholic country hope they can sink it, as they have done in the past.

A week ago Pope Francis issued a strong reminder of the church’s opposition to gay marriage, saying that the traditional family was “the family God wants”.

Some protesters echoed his view. “I am a grandfather and this law goes against God and goes against the Bible,” said Franco Pantuso, 71, a retired waiter from the central city of L’Aquila who had came to Rome especially.

“Our children and grandchildren must be protected.”

Latest opinion polls say that 70 percent of Italians believe that same-sex couples should be granted legal protection, such as inheritance rights. However, only some 24 percent think that any adoption rights should be granted to gay couples.

>>5637936
Meh. Age difference becomes much less of a social stigma after high school. No one really judges you if you're dating someone several years older/younger than you after both of you have graduated, so I wouldn't worry about it too much.

>>5637976

*sigh*

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>>5637758
First time on my life I actually felt jealous, and old.

>>5638053
Jealous of that? Hahah really? Of that? hahahaah

who else /slut/ here

>>5638190
im a slut at heart
too bad im a complete virgin

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>talking to qt3.14 from tinder
>we were supposed to get brunch tomorrow
>text him "when do you want to get brunch tomorrow?"
>he says he has work at 11
>says he texted me earlier and wonders why i didnt respond
>says brunch isnt going to work for him but tonight would have been perfect
>i am confused because i never got a text about tonight
>talk a little about rescheduling
>dont come to a decision
>10 minutes later i get a response
>"Still Free Tonight? :)"
>"i get off work at 9, i can make use dinner"
>"let me know soon or ill just go to bed"
>these were the texts he was talking about
>My phone ruined my night by keeping these from me
>mfw

>>5638250
Sucks brev

Hi gaygen. I haven't posted/lurked at all in the past couple years. Good to see jupp and SP are still doing their thing, they give hope to us all.

When I left I was happy, in love with my bf, thought I was living the dream. Have been broken up for over a year and now realizing I need you guys again. Should have never left. ;_; feels good to be back. Lets all support each other through the good and bad.

>>5638444

No run while you still can go go be free

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>>5638444
>Good to see jupp and SP are still doing their thing, they give hope to us all
Kill yourself.

>>5638444

Bitch you escaped don't let your misery drag your ass back down

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>>5638444
run

>also, trips chk'd

I did too many drugs and alcohol and now I have a hangover

>>5638198
I'm a virgin too

>>5638634

dont mock me :(

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>>5638634
As far as you know.

I met this working class police officer Italian man. He was absolutely beautiful in the sense that all he desired was to pleasure me any way I wanted so long as I was top. He was very devoted in a way you know but I could never meet him because we couldn't host. It sucked, the idea of finding hotels sucked and quite frankly I couldn't get too far with him because he was married with kids and it was strange but like idk I think about him a lot.

He had a fat ass and wanted to be pounded to an oblivion, the booty that got away bruh

gaygen i had the best sex of my life with a bear last night in a closed pool, he fucked me senseless for almost 2 hours and made me cum without touching my wiener, feels good man

>talking to guy at gym
>he is v friendly and i notice he is wearing pink shoes
>he asks how old i am
>tell him im 18
>he says "good age to be weightlifting, I can see everything is developing, even your ???
>he either said "bones" or "buns", and idk which

>>5638645
If it makes any difference, i am as well
Even tho lolanon so it dosent matter

>>5638634
Same.

>>5638766
Glad to hear you enjoied yourself bruv

>>5638783
Do you see him there often?

>>5638890
Thanks m8.

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>tfw no straight masc bf

>>5639017
That's because you're a disgusting Bosnian tranny freak. Im not straight but im sure that they have standards id imagine.

Are you out?
http://strawpoll.me/6688942
http://strawpoll.me/6688942

>>5639017
>straight bf
Just go full T.

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>>5639058
>Bosnian
wut

also not a tranny but you knew that ;~;

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Who recommended that I join the LGB society?

Because it was literally all tumblr girls and people arguing about sociological constructs I havent even conceived of for how idiotic they were

Am I going to be alone forever?

Is that what gay people are IRL?

I was so excited to finally meet people

tfw no aryan blue collar bf

>>5639084
are there at least some cute guys?

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>>5639078
You are a tranny though and you know that though... ;~;

You're some kind of nigger that I haven't identified yet and I really don't fucking care tranny scum.

>>5639084
>joining LGBTQIAABHMVGSHITPISSNIGGER++; society

>>5639093

Ey weren't Bosnians mostly just converted Slavs, though?

>>5639084
>Is that what gay people are IRL?

No, most gay people don't join those groups because there's not really any need to

The fact that being openly gay is totally fine in most of the world makes it kind of weird too because there's less places to congregate. Even gay bars have a lot of guys going to it because they're "totally not gay but think it's fun" or call themselves pan or whatever because they're not totally repulsed by the idea of another guy.

>>5637768
this is actually funny

>>5639071

>tfw not out

i feel like if i come out then everyone will be judging me for not having a bf

>>5639091
There was one guy

I talked for a few minutes and the conversation died, probably wont see him again

I know its horrible to say but pretty much everyone looked profoundly uncomfortable and weird, some were wearing funny outfits like rainbow clothing and knee high boots

Even though im pretty much the lowest form of existence imaginable I could not mesh with these people

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>>5639093
i am italian/polish... ;~; maybe a little irish but its tiny.

on a friendlier note. who loves stir fry here?

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>>5639108
>The fact that being openly gay is totally fine in most of the world
WAT

>>5639084
No one here suggests LGBT societies. They're atrocious. You should have just looked at their members through Facebook and realised that they're all freaks.

>>5639113
Depends on the vegetables. Some stir fries can be abismal if the vegetable content is shit.

>>5639115
where do you live that it's not?

>>5639116
Literally every time I asked for advice on how not to die a kissless virgin people said to join LGBT clubs

Bearing in mind I have literally no friends so its not like I meet any other lgbs otherwise

>>5639119
Do you know what "most of the world" means?

>>5639128

Where do you live that it's not?

>>5639117
i like what's in the pic i posted mainly...
broccoli, red pepper, pea pods, onion carrot, but i also like baby corn, mushrooms, and water chestnuts. ;~; depending on the recipe though.

>>5639131
Africa

>>5639117
You're a faggot. The only person you responded to was a trip faggot. There's literally a conversation under anon but you ignored it because they aren't part of your special club.


>>5639113
Small like your little disgusting penis. You're fucking annoying ;~;

>>5639138
so wait who are you?
niq? hitler?

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>>5639117
Hey Jynx, how do you feel about attending a night in Dalston with me? I'm in love with the resident DJ (Chris Camplin pic related) and I want someone to go with me. Thought you and your bf might be down.

>>5639120
Download tinder/grindr and specify you want dates.
Are you super ugly?

>>5639143
This is how you get aids

>>5639143
Sure I guess

>>5639138
>>5639138
Nice pun.

>>5639143
>dalston
>aka shitty green lanes

Jokes aside, if it's tonight. Then no, because we both have work tonight. If it's another time, then perhaps. We'd have to wingman you to get you your DJ

>>5639148
Im pretty much as ugly as you can get without being actually deformed
Which is why i dont use grindr

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>>5639167
try me

>>5639162
Well it's on 27th February, so you have time to get out of work/anniversaries/family dinners etc. I'll even supply your crystal meth. But on if you prove good enough wingmen to break him up from his gross daddy bear bf and make him fall in love with a twink like me.

>>5639174
Stop impersonating me

>>5639167
Well you should use grindr. You have to put yourself out there if you want to get laid.
Also, a guy with a hot body and a decent beard can get laid no matter how ugly their face is. You should be thankful you're not an ugly girl.

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>>5639177
oh sorry, I didnt want to use your name this time

>>5639174

You probably should have paid someone else to do your memecut instead of trying to do it yourself

>>5639175
Cool. I'll check my diary for anything moveable or non-movable and I'll reply soon. X

>>5639188
>>5639175
Can I come too?

>>5639199

(no because jynx is samefagging and pretending to be both halves of the conversation like he always does)

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fucking cat

reee

>>5639214
but someone has actually admitted to samefagging mate, you really cant shit on him when there is evidence in HIS favour

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>>5639220

As in, Jynx has a long history of samefagging to fake conversations with himself. Not just ITT.

90% of what he says is a lie, just block him and move on like the rest of us.

>>5639227
but if its happened in this thread, then perhaps your screenshot was a cause of the real jynx and an impersinator. or perhaps he was samefagging.

i wont be blocking him until he is actually proven guilty

>>5639234

Shut up Jynx

>>5639234

I literally dont understand what you are trying to say.

Are you suggesting there is a conspiracy to make Jynx seem like a samefag that has spanned the last 6 months?

>>5639234

Fuck off jynx, kys

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Who /feel the bern/ here?

>>5639238
I am NOT jynx. I just find it stupid you have one single screenshot of someone impersinating a namefag. Not even a tripfag. A NAMEFAG!. And you use it like its your holy bible. This thread has shown that people do impersinate jynx. Perhaps you should move on with your life gayman

>>5639247

I couldn't care less about politics

>>5639219
Post pussy.

>>5639247
Bernie is just as crazy as Trump, but in a more agreeable direction. Still kind of dangerous though.

>>5639249

Jynx piss off

>>5639247

eh. He seems the best of a bad bunch t b h

http://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/grindr-tribes-unite#.uhkPLOkNp

>>5639255
Whats wrong gayman, horse got your TOUNGE?

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>>5639254

>>5637768
>absolutely revolting

>>5637329
i blocked him bc he just refused to admit israel was not blameless
was too much for me t b h somethings very wrong with you when you act like innocent children dying is kk bc they are arabs

>>5639261
What a qt. I wish my cat was still cute.

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>>5639141
Booger I'm a dick to you but i don't make it that much of obvious bait come on

>>5639305
israel is just defending itself

>>5639325
hi niq

>no japanese bf to cook me gyoza

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http://www.zanorg.net/bouletmaton/

create your pic, gaygen

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>>5639354

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>>5639354

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>>5639354

>>5639341
dont support violence from either side of the conflict.
but hamas fires some shitty rocket that doesnt hit anyone just lands in the desert somewhere and israel acts like that is justification for repeatedly committing war crimes. its purely an ideological war it has nothing to do with israel defending itself.
>hamas=/=civilians
>criticizing israel=/=supporting hamas

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im dying

>>5639382

One problem is that no nation that can or will ever be able to intervene doesn't also commit war crimes.

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>>5639354
c'est moi

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>>5639354

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>>5639354

>>5639408
>long hair
hhnnnng

>thighs are getting big from squating so my jeans are fitting tight.
I-I'm gonna be masc4masc soon guys :3c

>>5639408
>literally being kylo ren

>>5639415
it's all fun and games until you rip two pairs of jeans in three days

>>5639415

>tfw had to throw out my favourite trousers because i got too thick

:(

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>>5639354
kk

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>>5639354

>>5639413
It's a pain to take care of.

>>5639416
>tfw no Vader to hold me

>>5639431
>It's a pain to take care of.
I used to have long hair. Never really took care of it, just washed it and that was that.

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>>5639354

>>5639435
>washing hair
Why do people do this? Hair is objectively more attractive when it hasn't been washed for a month +

>>5639435
I just have shitty genes when it comes to hair.

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>>5639354

>>5639425
i want to see a pic of your new haircut desu

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>>5639354
>que sensation quand je n'ai pas un bf gypsy

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>>5639451

So cute desu

>>5639413

You rike me, bby?

>>5639451
>im offendered

>>5639452
no
>>5639451
lol why titties

>>5639470
because hrt... ;~~~~~;
like theyre getting a little worse lately because i stopped starving myself.
and i don't know what to do.
i hope they stop.

>>5639465
thank you <3

>>5639465
>tfw no shang tsung bf

>>5639473
DIES IRAE
DIES GYNO!

>>5639473
chest binder??? surely more preferable than looking like you have severe gyno

>>5639484
yeah. gonna bust out the tight af sports bras and just crush the fuck out of them. that's the plan.

>>5639478
true

>>5639465
>You rike me, bby?
shave that shit off and we can talk

>>5639354
I have no nose or eyebrows to speak of, but I'll still fight each and every one of you.

>tfw someone told me I look like a male version of that chick form oitnb

>>5639495
I could always help you remove them.
I'm a certified surgeon.

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>>5639498
Fuck it dropped my picture

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>>5639498
http://www.freakingnews.com/No-Nose-No-Eyebrows-Celebrities-Pictures--2561-0.asp

>>5639502
certified cute

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>>5639502
>oitnb
>>5639498
which one? you mean the girl from that 70's show?

>>5639499
why do i feel like this is leading up to a soul crushing joke on my behalf that will, in turn, lead to my inevitable suicide?

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>>5639514
She had so much potential.

>>5639518
I dunno.
Unless losing your kidney to a random stranger on the internet is some sort of joke that leads to your suicide.

>>5639497

Confucius say man who shave face not good mustache ride.

I cold my mister's cold and it's hitting me a lot harder than it's hitting him.
I was up all night shivering with aches and nausea and he took of me and treated me so sweet and tenderl.
Even if I felt good inside out my outsides still feel blargh

How's gaygen today?

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>>5639354
>I look like an extra off of Good Times

>>5639528
you are so fucking annoying
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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>>5639528
you have the aids. he gave it to you.

>>5639530

cute tbqh
r u a nerd?

>>5639528

why dont you make a blog or something to post this stuff on

>>5639506
I look exactly like Voldemort.

>>5639507
Fight me.

>>5639514
No. She's not in that picture. I don't watch the show so I don't know her character's name. All I remember when I looked her up was she had a shit ton of tattoos.

>>5639538
because blogs don't get as much views as 4chan posts. If you keep giving him attention he keeps coming back. Just ignore his posts.

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>>5639539
You mean the fat lesbian who is also a stand up comedian?

Lea DeLaria is her name

>>5639521
did you and sp remember to lift today lil guy?

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>>5639354

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>>5639543
he probs meant Stella judging by the pic he made.

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>>5639544
I've been sick for 2 days from Longhorn Steak house. Here's my review.

"Everything seemed fine. Pleasant atmosphere and nice menu. First load of issues is the silverware was dirty with water spots. I ordered an 8 oz steak for 3 dollars more and ended up with a 6 oz. instead. I ordered sweet potato casserole as a side which came to me nearly cold and swirled around with a fork as if to hide something. The portions were tiny and not fulfilling and expensive since I paid 3 extra dollars for nothing. I haven't been sick for 5 months because I wash my hands often and stay clean, but the next morning I awoke with food poisoning illness, a dry sore throat, and a tremendous head cold. I personally have come to the conclusion that my food was tainted. Other than that the steak was tasty even if it was small."

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>>5639555
I don't play that shit I'm quick to ask for the manager and get my money back in full or walk out

>>5639555

Sounds like a shit dinner.
Sucks, sorry bby

>have a 3k word essay due tomorrow
>its only 4pm and I can feel myself falling asleep

Do I take a nap on the assumption that then I will be rejuvenated and ready to write the essay, or do I just force myself to stay awake with loud noises and toothpicks to get it done ASAP?

>>5639561
If you knew me personally you'd know that I don't cause scenes or bother expressing disgust to restaurant businesses. All they do is give you something for free or cut into the price of your food or even give you gift cards to come back. The best action to do is to never go there again. The review online is just something extra to warn others who want to go there and see what experiences other's had at that location. The loss of me as a customer is more damaging to their business than addressing the manager of the restaurant, who doesn't give a shit about you or your meal experience.

>>5639564
I never liked that place anyway. I can make better cheaper steaks at home. I only went because it was my mom's birthday party and she chose to eat there.

>>5639443
I was so retarded. I washed it way too often.

My hair got so dry and even went from brown to a dark blonde/very light brown.

>>5639567
You can pass with a C can't you? Who cares just blow it off if you can afford to.

>>5639575

Oh I'm actually dropping the course next week. But I don't want to piss off the teacher.

>>5639543
No not her. That would have been slightly better. It was this one >>5639551.

Also what the fuck Stella is the name of my boyfriend's dog.

>>5639555
That's some high-calibur bullshit right there. Restaurants, even big chains will sometimes cut all kinds of corners because they're lazy as fuck and cheap. (I work in a shitty bistro worthy of a Kitchen Nightmares episode myself. I could tell some damn horror stories.)

My bet is the sweet potatoes were swirled around with a fork because it got solid and nasty like potatoes of any variety tend to do when they're old as shit and have been mashed up. I'll wager anything that they used milk and butter in that recipe, which may have caused it to go bad faster. If it wasn't the steak, that's probably what made you sick. That and kitchens are just nasty as fuck if you aren't careful.

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>>5639354
Here you go.

>>5639578
Seriously dude the teacher doesn't care. You are an empty face among thousands of students. He probably won't even notice that you didn't turn it in until you drop the course. Why waste his time reading a paper of yours when all that you're gonna do is drop the course. Just drop the course.

>>5639584
or this. either way i'm sick and it's their fault. Never going there again.

>>5639555
Is sp nursing you :3c?

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>>5639615
Nawh he's playing Dragons Dogma. I'm playing Minecraft. Got me a farm going. Next is luring cows to my farmhouse. I already got a chicken coop.

>>5639615

>tfw no baratiddies to suckle on

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>>5639621
>tfw sp isn't sucking on jupp's baratiddies
>>5639620
>minecraft
lame

>>5639620
when will you guys end this relationship

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>>5639620
how is sp's baby doing

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>>5639631
Till death do us part.

>>5639637
cute, but you both know it's not true

>>5639620
>Jupp and SP
I'm happy for you and also jealous as fuck.

>>5639637
>gay death

So guys looks like I ruined a friendship last night.

My friend had been getting cheated on for quite sometime. I finally confronted him about his boyfriend seeing other dudes. Several people in our mutual friend circle knew about it.

His boyfriend lost his shit and sent a bunch of threatening texts to me from his phone. I just simply responded back telling him if he wasn't insecure about the accusations he wouldn't have threatened me and now that he did it just underscores how abusive and controlling he really is for my friend.

I don't know. I think I did the right thing. Anyone else ever been in this situation before?

>>5639621
Shit's cash ngl. You'll find one one day.

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what do you think about the autisticness of writing 'btw mom im gay but i dont want to have a big "conversation" about it so can we just leave it at that' on the whiteboard in my room, so that she discovers it while I'm at classes?

>>5639651
Well from what I got out of that post it doesn't sound like something you should worry about.

Except him trying to harm you.

>>5639637
so when are you two going to get your pug?

>>5639672
I am not worried about that, that's small potatoes.

I'm just a little upset that doing what I thought was the right thing has cost a close friend, for now at least.

>>5639680
The one mad at you is the cheating boyfriend, correct?

>>5639651
>having gay friends

>>5639670

That might be the worst way to go about it if you want to have a conversation

>>5639705
Yes, but I am also sure my friend is pretty pissed off and it just ruined their time together this weekend.

>>5639713
I've known the guy for over a decade man, can't just not be friends with him because he's another gay.

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>>5639641

>>5639721
Anyway, the cheating boyfriend should just fuck off since losing him is not a loss.
The other friend will come by eventually one day.
Nothing to stress about.

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>>5639679
When we're financially ready. A dog is a lot of work to maintain, train, and deal with. Right now we're not ready.

>>5639726
who is the girl in the relationship

>>5639734
>tfw jupp will never get to big spoon sp without it feeling weird

>>5639670
thats just going to make her want to have a big "conversation" about it even more if you are so obviously insecure about it.

>ask a guy out to dinner or a drink

> "I'm not 21"

>umm okay? Sonic drive through then?

>"I'm busy with school"

Just fucking say not interested you faggot.

>>5639745
;-; you're prolly ugly

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>>5639738
There are no girls. We're both men, manly men, and don't have feminine mannerisms.

>>5639747
except you both suck dicks which is probably the most feminine mannerism of all feminine mannerisms

>>5639746

I'm not, it's just funny how much of a pussy people are. Either ignore me or tell me no

>>5639745
Did you not pick up on his nonverbal cues, or judge the environment you were in?

Unless you were talking about asking him online in which case hahahahahaha

>>5639747
which one of you can lift more?
whose the most masc4masc?

>>5639759
I would go to sonic with you, even if their fries suck

>>5639773

>fries

>sonic

They sell some of the better tater tots. Why waste time with fries

>>5639764

Online. I'm too paranoid to flirt in person

>>5639783
I order fries everywhere I go tbqh

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>>5639354
I tried

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>>5639354

>>5639824
Shit I'm ugly.

>>5639795
r u a grille??

>>5639835
no

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>>5639354

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>>5639756
Heterosexual mentality. The most retarded of all mental disorders.

>>5639767
Since SP is bigger I'm sure he can out lift me.

>Guy talks about how hot other guys are all the time around me, but never compliments me like this

>And yet whispers in my ear that he really likes having sex with me when in the throws of it

What the fuck. When did guys become so hard to read? I just want him to want me.. damn it, gaygen.

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>>5639795
Kleppe/10

why does my webcam have an option to flip horizontally
but when i uncheck that box it is a mirrored image of me
if i cam to someone else do they see the mirrored image or me normally confused desu

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>>5639354
Fuck me

>>5639852
ew fuck

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PUT YOUR GRASSES ON NOTHING WIRR BE WRONG

>tfw falling for a guy that's really confident and flirty to me
>i'm shy as fuck and it's actually pretty embarrassing but apparently i find that attractive

Damn it i've been literally baited, that sneaky fuck

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>>5639848
>sp is bigger

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>>5639893
that bottom is super ugly
how do masc4masc plebs actually enjoy this shit
masc4fem is the objective master race

>>5639881
that's gay, baby

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>>5639905

go back to your flower arranging, Princess

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>eating dinner with family
>everyone's talking
>suddenly hear my phone in my jeans
>muffled sounds
>fuck-it's-gay-porn-from-earlier.jpeg
>quickly reach under table into pocket to hold the power button
>phone's on the wrong side
>press volume up button
>hear the porn becoming loud
>gets up and tries to overpower the sound
>oh shI-... HEY LOOK AT THAT SOMEONE IS CALLING ME ILL JUST TAKE THIS CALL PEOPLE CONTINUE WITH OUT ME HEHE BE RIGHT BACK
>while running out of the dining room
I'm sure my sister heard.

>>5639915
Please people stop posting your autism here it's making me cringe.

>>5639905
that bottom is qt. the top is a fem uggo tho if you ever heard him speak.

>>5639910

This is frightening

>>5639905
this t b h

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>>5639919
>that bottom is qt.
maybe if you like reddit face genetics like chris pratt.
here let me show you a real qt bottom

>>5639915
Happy Coming Out, anon!

>>5639935
Lucky is straight.

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>tfw you will never ever get to post on /lgbt/ seriously because fem males are shunned by MATHC4MATHC and you're one of the few feminine gay guys who isn't a tranny in denial
(hint look at modern day femgen holy shit)
life is suffering

>>5639935
is this a lesbian?

>>5639955
im here
+ hitler

>>5639955
You look like one of those guys that isnt really fem but tries to be and ends up lookimg like a weird cringey weeaboo late teen