/mtfg/ - fart

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awoo!~

first for Aife is a cute!

>>5630498
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

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>>5630497
>>5630497
>>5630497

I made the new thread and posted it in the wrong thread

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>>5630517
>tfw ur sucking a precum soaked dick
>fart

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nth for yume has a weird looking penis

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>>5630494
fuck! i need an erp buddy!
>>5630488
u got me gud tbqh senpaitachi.
i'm like super mad right now.
>>5630499
(you) are great
>>5630506
they rated you with the webber grills though...

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Do i pass guys?

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>tfw no precum soaked penis to get facefucked by

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>>5630519
Fuck it i'll just leave in shame till this thread is full

>>5630519
delete it

>>5630512
Wanna come play with my train set jörmo?

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>>5630522
Hailey - Today at 3:26 PM
your dick is objectively weird looking but i like it alot

fart?

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>>5630409
These are like all the vinyl toys I currently own anyways. Anything I post that isn't one of these isn't mine. I ordered a bunch its not that hard to find various stuff online for cheap

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>>5630472
no!

make me faggot

>>5630529
>tfw you probably left a precum soaked penis at home
stay cucked yume :^)

When you don't post the whole thing you're being fiscally irresponsible:


▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Discord server: https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww8t2Oe
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg

NSFW images of SRS:
Suporn: http://imgur.com/a/uyukj
Chett and McGinn: http://imgur.com/a/6q7ao
Brassard: http://imgur.com/a/ihDCg
Misc SRS: http://imgur.com/a/6ueJD
Unknown SRS: http://imgur.com/a/f0jRN
Bowers: http://imgur.com/a/40Rri

>>5630487
hnnngh
can we get crossfaded and make out ;_;

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>>5630527
chin is too big. man hands. good luck, you are fucked.
>>5630529
>ywn have a bf or gf
why fucking live?

also, music for this thread. come feel like a dead bird with me.

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>>5630535
No it's a perfectly good thread.
>>5630546
Get pooper peeved

>>5630546
>fiscally

i don't think you know what that word means anon-kun

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>>5630523
Maybe because I posted between two cis scum girls?

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>>5630544
im cucking you right now cry about it

>>5630548
lol, yes :3
We can watch some bad movies too and I'll put my hand on your thigh

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We are just going through these threads tonight aren't we?

>>5630556
watch out, some bully could find your pic with all this info

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>>5630537
trip on oddish, I've got my own train set anyway :^)

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>>5630562
all thanks to me

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>>5630539
stil waiting on that dick bb

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>>5630558
>implying it even bothers me at this point
you know you miss my booty

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>>5630567
We're a team of circlejerkers thank you

>>5630564
>tfw trans and like trains

>>5630564
Babe that's amateur garbage, I've got the real thing. You can be the conductor but I get to blow the whistle.

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>>5630569
still waiting on u to make me hard
ur not good at this
fart
>>5630571
alison come home hailey isnt good at being lewd you're much better

>>5630559
>bad movies
sounds fantastic!
i'll wrap my arm around your waist and put my hand on your hip :3

>>5630574
iktf

>>5630569
post your cock

>>5630577
at least get a good pic of me i have my trump hat on now

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>>5630562
1000 post threads are overrated, the time to spam images is now

>>5630577
maybe you should have fucked me awake like yesterday then silly :3

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bored, ask me anything or tell me stuff

>>5630585
dude no lol

>>5630532
Are you my missing new friend? Hi new friend? How can we ever find each other or know if you are really the friends we are looking for?

>ankle size 25 cm
>claf size 40 cm

Well at least I look good in high heel....
>179 cm 5'11 height

Fuck why my legs are so fucked up!!

>>5630592
what is the last videogame you played?

what is your favorite type of pizza??

>>5630592
will you be my friend?

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>>5630590
alison

im going to do a line of uncut cocaine off ur tummy tonight

fucking autistic hour already

>>5630601
never mind I am an idiot who can't read

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>>5630592
No matter what I do I can't get my skill to stay above 300. I fuck up once and it's back down ot like 280. Fucked around a little while and now I can't get above 250. Someone shoot me.
>>5630601
Dude where's my car

>>5630609
nice
i
c
e

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It's been 24 hours since I put in the order for my magic shape-shifting pills and the payments hasn't gone through yet.

WHAT DO

>>5630613
>Dude where's my car

If I knew I would steal it.

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>tfw magcy goes offline randomly

>>5630620
Rude.

>>5630556
i doubt it. anyway senpaitachi, you wanna trade glasses advice, being harry potter's sibling blows. ;-;
>>5630592
how can you stop the kimochi wauri?
>>5630609
>1 day without jewish tricks
that sign is just to trick the goys i guess :^)

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>>5630540
cute desu I like the alien fox thing....
>>5630623
what's a magcy

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>>5630611
do you like trains?

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>>5630618
pure uncut columbian cocaine my friend

pablo would be proud

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>>5630624
Show me a better pic then.

I think those kind of suit you though?
Maybe hipster ones.

>>5630629
the guy was selling it had red, yellow, green, blue, black and white. really wanted white but settled for blue.. =[

>>5630631
>>5630576

I'm extending this offer to you

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>>5630629
A peep. Also you never finished screaming the alphabet with me.

>>5630529
>tfw walking back to the lewd mtfg thread with a hard dick
>precum literally dripping down my pantlegs
help me elanna ;_;

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>>5630623
I am sorry. I didn't mean it.

>>5630631
they're OK.

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>>5630590
Spamming images is justice!
>>5630567
Too wild and out of control Robin!
>>5630623
Very rude.

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>>5630644

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>>5630638
Yeah white sounds the best imo
Blue still looks cool though!
>>5630641
>A peep
What's a peep
And you're right we didn't.

Anyone else here never want to erp with any other mtfg people? Sometimes I feel like the only one.

>>5630640
More details, I only date people that own 4-8-4 steam freight locos ;~;
Impress me bb

>>5630643
I'm probably masturbating right away, how does that make you feel?

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>tfw cant smoke a follow up bowl with mado

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>>5630651
You seem nice.

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>>5630658
I wanna erp irl if you know what I mean.

>>5630658
what is erp

>>5630675
erratically raise plants

>>5630663
horny as fuck! your teasing has me rock hard now and pretty lubed up. I want to rub it between your cute tits and then facefuck you

>>5630658
Gross.

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>>5630653
A peep. Like you and mean, a peep. like hey peep. or bye peeps. It's a pretty gay thing to say desu senpai
Next letter was H
>>5630653
For the most part

>>5630675
exotic raspberry pogs

>>5630663
Hey now who said anything about dating. I'm just looking for a fellow enthusiast to help me run the 5.30 to Islington. You can wear the conductors hat if you really want to.

>>5630663
Do you play openTTD? it's a great game if you like trains

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>>5630675
erotic roleplay
>>5630686
That's p gay senpai
kinda cute tho I'm stealing it.
>H
Well you first...
>>5630663
How are u and that anon elanna??
Are you two still together o-o

>>5630699
if they're not i hope she'll let me date her next ;_; or jerk me off

>>5630699
distance cucked us

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>>5630699
it's all yours my friend.
But I did G.

>>5630682
Omg anon plsssss

>>5630694
Fuck yeah we need to make this happen what rolling stock do we have?

>>5630695
I've played train sim before, it's alright. I mostly just like travelling by train ^^

>>5630699
We're friends, I couldn't handle a ldr ;_;

>>5630705
See above, can't do it sorry

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>>5630713
a...are you my maddie? or another one :o

ok but seriously, how do I cook beans? I'm trying to make buritos

I have black beans, sour cream, and cheese

>>5630714
pls me? no, pls you! more like let me please you :3
please say more stuff too ;) my boxers are literally soaked

>>5630717
tilly make me cum pls

>>5630718
If dry, boil them for an hour and a half or until tender, then drain.

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>>5630717
Nope just Mado. We talked a few times on /b/ a few months back.
>>5630718
Just get canned beans

>>5630714
can i date your anon ex then
i can handle an ldr.

>>5630718
Put in pot
Put pot on oven
Turn on oven
Wait till warm

>>5630730
O....okay ;__; Well you're a cool Mado nonetheless

>>5630722
Maybe, but just this once.

>>5630695
>tfw I actually play openttd sometimes
not a single cis girl has played that game I swear

>>5630738
:3 blowjob pls

>>5630726
>hour and a half
really that long? damn

>>5630734
Just because I can handle an LDR a bit better than elanna doesn't mean I want one. elanna was just worth trying it after meeting up.

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>Tfw not being able to smoke with Mado

>>5630737
i forgot to thank you for confirming that it isnt my endocrinologist that moved to coffs harbour. i was panicing like a motherfucker because i need to contact mine and have him refer me to one in melbourne.

>>5630747
Yeah, dry beans take a long time to cook. They take less time if you soak them overnight before cooking.
For most things, canned beans are a lot more convenient

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will i be cool if i become a namefag

>>5630751
i can :3

>tfw had a job interview today and the owner told me that they were currently considering getting rid of one of his employees and that's why a spot opened up.
>tfw conflicted because I physically can't bring myself to wish someone else's loss for my gain.

>>5630758
I am new to adulting, shits hard.

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>>5630738
Sorry !! You've always been cool though Tilly
>>5630751
What day Skabbbbiiiii.. We all have dreams.
>>5630760
Yes.
>>5630767
WHO IS THIS ANON!

>>5630760
no you have to be a trip and cute for that

>>5630758
elanna pls keep up the dirty talk just a little longer ;_; I'm almost ready to cum

>>5630771
ok cool

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>>5630774
But how am I supposed to stay lewd when I'm coming down off speed?

>>5630771
Maybe one day.

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>>5630760
the coolest

>>5630780
with a dick in your mouth! and more speed. I got plenty of that dw

I want to beat a trip to death.

>>5630790
pick me. :')

>>5630606
>what is the last videogame you played?
battle for middleearth
>what is your favorite type of pizza??
hawaii
>>5630607
sure
>>5630613
what skill tho ?
>>5630624
no idea what that's supposed to be

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>>5630790
Beat me to death.

>>5630790
i want a trip to beat me until the little death

can i have a (You) please? Thanks.

>>5630792
choke me

>>5630773
ok well im ugly as balls
>>5630787
cool enough to cuck u apparently :^)

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>>5630790
which one anon
i-is it me?

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>>5630796
you know the rules. me first.

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>>5630788
Anon pls I would like to sleep and possibly eat today ;_;
My pupils are blown too and I have to be around people right away

>>5630790
me please

>>5630811
You know you want nice wet meaty cock though :3

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no remy

you have to earn it

>>5630799
wow owned

>>5630793
>hawaiian

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>>5630820
no jk im actually super jelly of you lol

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PSA: if you are ever in australia don't buy this drink it is not a good meme. iced coffee and strawberry are gucci but this is AWFUL

>>5630790
it's me isn't it

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>>5630835
How on earth do you screw up cookies and cream?

>have to get new phone because touchscreen stopped working on old one
>get a Galaxy 6S because it was the only thing with no down payment at the store
>battery life is shit
>have ONE(1) app open while charging it with a USB port
>literally uses more power than than it charges
god damn this is annoying,

>>5630845
shoulda gotten a G4 (^:

>>5630844
idk but oak and dare are my favourite milk brands and this is just disgusting. like holy shit. urine tastes better.

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>>5630818
How badly I want cock isn't relevant though ;__;
No more speed today

>cockthirst is back
>still gay as shit
>not interested in other trans grills
SAVE ME

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>>5630820
i tried senpai

>>5630835
>>5630835

to add to this, i just poured it out and the colouring they used was like, grey. it's the kind of grey you'd get if you just put a bunch of paper and cement mixer or some shit. i actually vomited in my mouth hearing it gurgle down the sink.

>>5630835
Dat progesterone doh

>>5630853
You'll be taking the gt in your bp soon enough

>>5630848
Why do you know what urine tastes like...?

>>5630864
>tfw finally back on health insurance
>will be able to get back on pregesterone for the first time in 8 months
HYPE TRAIN CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP.

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>>5630862
it's okay remy

I wont completely leave you alone without one

>>5630829
sara is p fucking amazing and I love her with all my heart desu

>>5630864
yeah. actually speaking of awful tastes, even fucking spiro tastes better than that drink and that's saying something.
>>5630869
my girlfriend peed in my mouth. why? i don't know.

>look in full length mirror
>face is boyish maybe cute with hair the right way
>body looks weird, oddly soft in places, muscular in others, almost boyish but the legs are too soft and the waist is too high.
>basically 75% femboy 25% elf girl

At least my tits are kinda nice ;-;

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>>5630869
You don't taste your urine? How will you know if you get diabetes?

>>5630875
Tits for days

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Question: how can I fight work place discrimination in a conservative right-to-fire state? I went in to a job interview through a Christian company the other day and they suggested I turn myself in to the police, as though my identity is fraud

>>5630888
made me laugh. thx.

>>5630891
Lmao

>>5630883
so just out of curiosity how are you gonna feel when she takes my virginity also i p much feel the same way

DUDE COCAINE LMAO

>>5630891
Move to a state that doesn't do that and respect their right to discriminate

>>5630901
I feel like I should be there to continue the cycle

also prepare your anus bc she's girthy af :3

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>>5630909
xd

>>5630895
I'm srs tho
This and similar things keep happening

>>5630915
I've seen it before its pretty weird looking but it is really appealing for some reason

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>>5630909
I'm jealous as fuck right now.

>>5630922
MY DICK IS NOT WEIRD LOOKING STOP THIS FUCKING MEME

I'M JUST GIRTHY FUCK YOU
>>5630923
I would pay thousands of dollars to snort a line off ur tummy, thankfully you'll do it for free you slut

>>5630909
See you soon.

>>5630711
>>5630714
oh
that sucks sorry to hear it s:
>>5630713
but I hate going first.....

>>5630914
I'm not going to find anywhere with a cheaper cost of living, tho, and I'm hopelessly poor. Ive only managed to land a single job since coming out, which was hellish and a masochistic endeavor, to say the least.

>>5630928
can i post a link to your dick

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>>5630932
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>5630928
Thousands of dollars isn't necessary, just share some coke with me.

>>5630935
do it.

>>5630935
No you already have a district lack of respect for privacy faggot
>>5630939
Yeah I know, you're easy

>>5630957
distinct*

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>tfw no bf or gf to play video games with

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>>5630957
Yes, I am. Keep my nose packed full of drugs and I'm all yours bb

>>5630968
Who would want to spend time with you?

>>5630958
In on my phone fart
>>5630971
That's just asking to be taken advantage of

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>>5630972
I dunno, I can be pretty nice I think and i'll listen to all your bullshit.

https://youtu.be/X4kGhL096II

anyone else love this show?

>>5630619
If you did InHouse it usually takes them a couple days to process mine.

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>>5630977
I'm*

>>5630984
Your dumb

>>5630977
>implying that's not the intention

>>5630986
rude

>>5630990
Oh no I'm completely aware ~

Silly little slut
>>5630995
BRAPPPPPPT

>>5630968

What games though?

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>>5630998
>tfw noone to feed you drugs and take advantage of you

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>>5631004
Whatever you like, i'm good at all games.

>>5631013

Fifa 11 and Quake it is.

>>5631012
Get the HO*T over here man

Also apparently no coke so no rave tonight, dealer 'misplaced' the coke. I'm getting LSD though but it's only 150ug so what's the point?

I haven't done it in 1 1/2months so my tolerance should be back to normal, right?

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>>5631012
Worst feel.

>>5631014
Quake is fun but sports games a shit tbhon.

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>>5630990
we're gonna have the most wonderfully degenerate summer if you come down

drugs, videogames, pizza, alcohol, and lewd things

>tfw estrogen is making my hear straight
>>5631023
also ill be there

>>5631023
I wanna watch elanna and gem make out and do lewd things

Nice desu

>>5631014
>fifa 11
>laughing_2015_survivors

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>>5631019
LSD tolerance is very short lived, you should be golden within a week to two weeks of taking it.

>>5631023
That sounds fucking amazing, omg

>>5631028
.////.

>>5631026
oh yeah!! I almost forgot about that

when are you moving down hailey??

>>5631028
thats the plan >:3

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190th for no Corben Dallas multipass

>>5631038
im visiting in april, but moving down on june 18th, literally the day after I graduate. I can't wait to get out of shit shithole and surrender my bp to sara

>>5631040
but you're 191st. :')

>>5631037
So you're saying I can do LSD and shrooms every week so 2/7 days of my week are psychadellic?

Nice, also she doesn't get you first though slut~
>>5631038
STOP KEKING ME WTF

nah jk bae pls kiss cute girls in front of me

hello thread. hello people in the thread

If I remove my balls would I die?

>>5631046
Anna I can't. It's so hard

>>5631049
it would be extremely painful

>>5631049
It would be extremely painful.

>>5631054
I don't wanna be a big guy ;-;

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>>5631045
I-im not a slut!

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>>5630653
okay... I finally found it

>>5631051
what is?

>>5631056
for u

>>5631021

Fine, I suppose I'll settle.

>>5631029

Well apparently it had MGMT and LCD Soundsystem on the soundtrack so it can't have been that bad.

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>>5631046
hi anne!!

how are you??

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>>5631056
You can be a big girl.

>>5631059
>what is?
Being

>>5631065
im really lonesome and not really having a good day.
how are you?

>>5631070
yeah it is.

>>5631057
Will you still be saying that when you're begging for my cock?? Sicko

>>5631037
That's actually good to know. Building tolerance to acid is something I'd been worried about.

Also hi thread

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>tfw ElannaxYumexGem is without a doubt going to happen one day
>tfw I wont be a part of it
I wish I had any confidence in myself so I could be a slut

>>5631046
Hi anne in the thread.

Also
>>5631076
>lonesome
That would definitely not help

>>5631087
yeah it's pretty bad and im feeling like a real sack of garbage atm

>>5630845
you could have ordered a G4 online instead or found a carrier nearby.

>>5631080
Do you live near us ya loser?

>>5631090
How's that any different from your usual day?

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>tfw ur doge doesnt want to play with u
stupid pets

>>5631104
Kick it

>>5631104
I-I'll play with you Jormy. w-what do you like to play?

>>5631104
do dogs have refractory periods? maybe it's that

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>>5631077
Yume plssss ;~;

>>5631078
Hi Leri, how's it going?

>>5631109
jormy likes to play with trains

>>5631103
i usually have other people around me to distract from the fact, or sometimes i just plain feel good.

Hello /mtfg/
How are you?

Living is gross and for autistic people. I'm out

>>5631111
CHECK EM

>>5631111
You're not going to get me to stop, so why even bother telling me to stop ya dork
>>5631118
Do it you won't pussy

>>5631112
s-so do I. I live in a city full of them, a-and trams

>>5631090
Oh no :(
I hope you feel better

>>5631111
Not amazing, I got news from the surgeon's office telling me there's something delaying the request for funding and they don't know what but it's not really making me feel good.

Also I had the apartment to myself the past two weeks which is actually not usually a good thing, the empty rooms when I'm home just weigh on me.

How r u though.

>>5631110
You did knot go there.

>>5631126
maybe tomorrow. i have a parade to go to tho so that could go either way.

im gonna wallow in sads tonight.
holy shit am i gonna wallow.

>>5631120
>Do it you won't pussy
Dick you I might be a coward but at least I'm not gonna be a liver anymore. Alive people are worse than bronies

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>>5631120
>Do it you won't pussy
Just give me the gun bitch

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>>5631131

>>5631126
That sucks ;_; do you have any idea how long it will take them to figure that out?
I'm a bit all over the place, been dealing with a lot of personal life stuff so I'm getting a bit worn down.

>>5631120
C'mon I have to at least pretend that I don't want it

>>5631132
Lol okay bye.
>>5631133
It's within my best interests to keep you alive

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>>5631134
das me

>>5631132
why are you going to kill yourself, give me 100 good reasons

>>5631131
Ice cream and sad movies night?

>>5631138
I wish it wasn't. From my visits here you seem to be betting worse.

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>you will never play russian roulette with a fully loaded automatic shotgun with mtfg
Why live?

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things will be dope, all

>>5631147
iktf, but can i eat a pizza and get high first

>>5631136
The secretary didn't say anything.
Mom's opinion is that they have a quota system (she also got trouble with it for my sister's first abortion) and that they were putting it off until after the holidays.
My GP kind of suspects she's probably right.
So basically crossing my fingers it happens this month.

>>5631142
idk, if i want ice cream i gotta go to the corner store down the block and....idk if i can handle that

>>5631145
im really not, i mean i don't even post here that much anymore

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>>5631108
Didn't help, thanks for nothing

>>5631109
How about a game of [spoiler]lewd?[/spoiler]

>>5631110
I do knot know

>>5631112
toot toot muddafugga

>>5631147
maybe if you knew the rules to the game we could play

What do I do with my bangs while they're growing? they're so long now I have to like sweep them to the side if I want to see and then I look like bieber.....
Also my hairs frizzy someone HELP I need it.

https://unsee.
cc/tepuraso/

>>5630937
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>5631058
CUTE

>>5631158
Maybe metaphorical ice cream? I probably would ski on it if I was doing that kind of sad night desu (or like, have fresh fruit)

>>5631140
>give me 100 good reasons
Why 100?
I'm ugly.
I'm dumb
I don't make the lives of people around me better.
I'm cowardly and selfish.
I'm lazy
I'm broken.
I am in great mental pain every day
I hate myself on such a fundamental level that trying to fix it would be self-hatred in and of itself.
Etc

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>>5631162
http://pudding222.blog48.fc2.com/blog-date-201511-2.html

yea it was like this way back whenever what I was doing. really wanted the grey one too.. : /

>>5631162
look like bieber

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this general is autistic as fuck lol

>>5631168
thanks admiral obvious

>>5631170
your welcome

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>>5631147
Can I go first.

>>5631167
Alright ........
>>5631166
AWW the ladybug one is adorable
I think the black fox looks cool too...

>>5631165
But you're talking about it, ultimately it's a cry for help. Most of that can be fixed to some extent.

>>5631168
Astute observation sherlock, i recommend buckshot to your head

>>5631104
Post dog pls

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>>5631159
m-maybe

>>5631163
tfw not rollerblading down a giant banana rn

>>5631176
wow rude

>>5631136
You're such a cutie dude. Can't wait to do psychs w u and use u as onahole desu lads
>>5631159
Do it more until he stops
>>5631165
All I heard was abloo bloo bloo. Stop trying to convince strangers on the internet that you're going to kill yourself and just DO IT.

But you won't, because you know you can do better if you just try, you just don't want to.
>>5631176
Don't talk to my kitty like that you bitter faggot

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>>5631076
>>5631117
I'm kinda sad because my good friend/sister/roommate/coworker is leaving today or tomorrow to another state to deal with family drama

I can't complain too much bc everything else in my life is just amazing, but I'm gonna miss her a lot

>>5631117
how are you kuppy?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSbMfmSpHR4

my gf posted a video!!!

>>5631174
if you click on the left side where theres date's it'll show other stuff. its like a blog style

>>5631176
Rumy...

>>5631182
thanks mommy ily

>>5631184
idk I've got that feeling I often get in the morning when I feel really gross

Wubba lubba dub dub

>>5631184
those are similar feels to mine atm, but kinda wrapped up with a bunch of other ripe garbage

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I havent spoken to someone I met here for a few months but Im getting the urge to check up on her I guess. Do I call her? I just kinda want to make sure shes ok but shes the one who stopped talking to me. What do I do?

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>>5631151
>tfw nameless trip won't take your name

>>5631179
Hey Kuppy, are you feeling okay rn?

>>5631195
Grasssss taste badd

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>>5631205
did you suggest a name?? @_@ im sorry
what was it?

>beans cooking
yummy burritos incoming hopefully. next time I should get some ground beef, at least I know how to cook meet.

>>5631209
e-emoe.

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>>5631187
This ones nice...
>>5631201
Just text her desu
>>5631162
heLPP
>>5631205
>nameless....

>>5631165
if you have 100 good, unique reasons to kill yourself, then people will definitely support you if you want to commit suicide. otherwise, you're just being a complainer and you need to get professional help.

>>5631206
i am not kuppy

>>5631216
shhhhhhhhh ;^)

>>5631194
:(

sucks desu

>>5631195
im so sorry anon

I hope your pain is over soon

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>>5631221
You only need one though

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>>5631216
At the end of the day its pretty much the same thing repainted over and over but this stuff has more charm than funko shit. Most of this stuff can like never be found second hand so I guess I was lucky being able to get what I got and not wanting anything else, just keeping up with it and trying my own ideas.

>>5631224
>tfw you quote the wrong post
just kill me now

Also fucking dyslexia.

>>5631156
Yeah, that would make sense. I hope that it happens this month ;~;

>>5631182
o/////o;

>>5631188
>>5631182
yeah that was out of order. something else pissed me off and i had an episode, for what its worth i apologise, sorry.

>>5631230
yeah but if you kill yourself for one reason everyone will just think of you as an idiot. if you genuinely have 100 reasons people will understand why you did it.

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>>5631227
;')
>>5631230
where's the next letter stop dropping the ball mado......

>>5631233
its okay, im not gonna kill you or anyone else

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>>5631215
@____@ do u think it fits me

>>5631216
thats adorable
i like haley galaxy

>>5631236
do you need me to ease your tensions, remy? :')

>>5631184
>>5631184
She didn't come in and say goodbye and drop off that check?
>>5631192
Ily2 bg
>>5631235
You know you love it
>>5631236
It's okay I was just throwing a meme at you

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>>5631237
One reason is as good as one hundred tho
>>5631241
OH FUUK
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

>>5631162
>>5631241
i sweep mine to the side desu senpai.
>>5631245
i mean nameless=moe=emo=emoe=nameless.
it's simple math to be desu.

>>5631251
Not in the mood sorry.

>>5631253
You sure? i feel really bad now

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>>5631259
im so confused @____@
think ima just be nameless until i finally leave this website
or idk when i come up with something
you know me btw i think you know who i am

>>5631228
Yeah
I see all my features exaggerated to be terrible (i.e. massive chin and forehead)
makes me scared I'll need FFS

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>>5631259
thnx senpai desu baka
>>5631255
KKK
KKK
KKK

KKK
KKK
KKK

KKK
KKK
KKK

>>5631236
Anything you want to share with the rest of the class? I hope it's all behind you.

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>>5631260
how about non-degenerate cuddles? i'm willing to break character just once. cheer up, chap.

>>5631268
>exaggerated
no pigglywiggly they are that massive

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Ewww, I found a picture of a vagoo :(

Coworker said I looked young!
I'm so flustered

>>5631276
where did you get this picture of me??

>>5631276
+1

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>>5631276
I want you to bully me.