/mtfg/ - nobody else would make it so I did edition

remember when we used to get 1000 posts in a thread? good times

Cute pic op.....
>>5625399
If people are really calling you that all the time I'm sure your friends already know lol

>>5625405
Only happens when Kyle is having an autistic episode

>>5625408
well yeah but not my extended family, who still ask why I don't have a girlfriend yet or why I'm wearing women's jeans or why I'm always talking about this guy who's my best friend no homo

>>5625417
eww

take that stuff back to your Transbian AGP friends

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>>5625405
That happened like two threads ago. It's good the anime circlejerk thread didn't get a 1000 posts you dingus.
>>5625390
>doesn't even wait till image limit
Welp if this is what's cool now I have no place in the world. Goodbye friends, i'm going to go and kill myself.

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Doing a repost of the carl sagan pale blue dot thing to kind of start the thread off on a high note. Besides, I wanted to get the FULL quote rather than the small paragraph everyone else quotes.

"Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there—on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. (redacted for length)

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.

It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.

pic related. Context.

>>5625417
GROSS
>>5625418
Maybe you should come out then t b h

How do i dress casually in jeans without there being a big stupid disproportionate capsule torso and ass plopped on top of legs?

>>5625417
that's not a penis :c

i want to kiss angie on the cheek.

>>5625423
His books are fun. You'd probably like them.

>>5625423
Oh shut up already and stop blabbering about that stoner.

>>5625423
Cool story bro

>>5625425
wear high-waisted women's jeans, and either an empire waisted top or a waist trainer to create definition and a blouse or t-shirt.

>>5625424
I'm not ready though, at the very least I need to work on my voice before I could take the leap

>>5625425
wear boot cut jeans, dark coloured tops, etc
or buy a wheelchair so it's not as obvious

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>>5625429
I've read them. I tend to only really save them for when I need a bit of a boost emotionally. Something to remind me that we will be ok. Something to remind me of how small we are and thus how small my problems really are. It puts things into context. And I think the thread could use a little emotional boost.

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>>5625423
op didn't wait till the image limit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5625387
I know my mind though, it craves stims and psys ;~;

>>5625389
How did you get to that point though? The process seems to have stalled somewhere

These srs pics from the OP are rlly spooking me senpai ...
>>5625440
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I am so manly.

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>>5625417
ok now I am straight up fucking crying

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>>5625442

>>5625444
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>5625444
What are you doing in this general?

>>5625437
I'm pursuing a math/chem degree partially because of he was so inspiring to me. Just a few more classes until my associates.

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>>5625425
PEPLUM TOPS

ay nignog pollywogs how do I into makeup

>>5625448
Kayla ;_;
*hugs*

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>>5625446
>>5625461
That's all I wanted

>>5625452
Shitposting
What are you doing?
>>5625450
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>5625459
>hon advice

>>5625435
So i either have to wear an empire waist or crush my ribs?
God fuck life

>>5625459
To be honest, I don't know if you're using tranny magic or something but you seem to have slight natural curves which is always important in passing.

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I haven't even came out to my sister but she's somehow figured things out and is trying to force me to come out to everyone else. How do I silence her without coming out in the process?

>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

>>5625465
I'm wondering why you aren't posting in gaygen

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>>5625465
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5625472
Tell her you don't want to come out as you're not comfortable with doing so yet.
>>5625475
It's almost like you're gay or sometin dats just wrong desu senpai desu

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>>5625442
it's only a matter of being able to reflect upon yourself and look at the grand scale and realize your petty concerns don't actually mean anything. your life is what it is, letting it eat at you won't do any good. you won't better yourself if you spend all of your time self-loathing.

>>5625464
you're welcome.

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>>5625472
>tfw your dad has never said a thing even though you have long hair with bangs, boobs and been on hrt for a long time now

It's like i'm taking sugar pills.

>>5625470
Trannies lead hard lives.

>>5625472
Offer her sexual favors.

>>5625475
Wait a minute...I've seen you make this very post days ago...
>>5625477
stop it for real that's gross

>>5625477
fuck you btw

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>>5625417
I'll be that beautiful, too...

>>5625481
He wants to plow your boypussy.

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>>5625477
>boob jobs
>>5625479
Thank you senpai

>>5625482
What about coats/hoodies? How do i not look shit?

How is your transition going /mtfg/?

Its been 4 years (and a few months) since the first time I had the idea of taking hormones.
Im 0 months on hormones.

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>>5625478
yeah im super gay, what u gonna do big boy???

>>5625483
its my go to shitpost along with pic related

>>5625477
;_; TRIGGERED ;_;

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>tfw not dead yet

>>5625494
Why have you done nothing this whole time?

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>>5625476
Why would I do that when I'm dating a girl u dingus
>>5625495
>>5625478
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>5625459
1956 called, they want their dress back.

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>>5625495

>>5625495
you're just encouraging impostors to post my cat because they don't know any better.
>>5625501

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>>5625478
>Tell her you don't want to come out as you're not comfortable with doing so yet.
Well, that both confirms to her I'm trans, and also feeds into what she wants. She's trying to blackmail me here, not get me out of the closet for my benefit. If I tell her I'm trans and not ready to come out, she's in a better position.

>>5625494
I'm right there with you, girl. BUT I'M FINALLY GOING TO DO IT!

>>5625408
hey you unadded me again on skype

i'm gonna repeat this in case you blocked me too: my lawyer told me to advise you that the statute of limitations on the tort that you have committed against me is one year, tolled until you reach the age of 18. this means that i can file suit any point between now and until you turn 19. feel free to speak with me regarding a settlement before then.

>>5625501
No you are not.

>>5625491
>How do i not look shit?
Trial and error mostly. You know those scene/hipster underage girls that everyone likes to make fun of? Most trannies never go past that stage.

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>>5625499
Worst feel.

>>5625507
STEP THE FUCK UP AND DO IT.

JUST DO IT.

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>>5625494
I've been waiting for spiro to come in the mail
for weeks

but its not here yet so fucking awful

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>>5625501
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>5625507
Sounds like a shitty sister. Guilt her imo, make her feel like a shitty person, if that doesn't work trying burying her alive for a few hours then come back and see if she's changed her mind.

>>5625491
Try not to pick overly puffy coats. Women's coats tend to have an A-line shape to them if they're heavier winter coats. For spring coats and wind breakers, pick light colours, but not anything fluorescent or garish.

As for hoodies, well, light/bright colours are cute and a good start. Lots of girls wear pull-over sweaters that are exactly their size or just one size up for coziness. Colour is really what's key here.

>>5625500
I have do a lot of things, sadly most of them dont help at all with transition or make it more difficult.

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>>5625504
if you ever find yourself across the pond, hmu :')

>>5625506
well if you started posting the cat again we wouldnt have this issue would we anon????

>>5625519
>so fucking awful
that pretty much sums up the game :^)

No but for real though I'm also waiting for a game (Dangan Ronpa 2, if you're wondering, and yes I am OP, if you're wondering) and it's killing me. I'm so excited to play it yet it's going to come in about a week from now.

I'll just stair at the dead tree outside my window and post here occasionally until it arrives I guess.

>>5625490
Those are 100% natural boobs im afraid.

>>5625527
Eww I'm glad I don't have that thing :/

>>5625528
i told you why it's not to be posted.

>>5625423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rBy903FbyE

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>tfw manly hon with huge shoulders and too tall

>>5625529
I am waiting for XCOM2.

>>5625509
Is this the rapist?

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>>5625521
>Sounds like a shitty sister.
She is
>Guilt her imo, make her feel like a shitty person
I'm not sure that would work. She revels in being a bitch and would just take pleasure in me trying to guilt her. She's got a huge ego she uses to deal with her own insecurities so I don't know how to do it.
>if that doesn't work trying burying her alive for a few hours then come back and see if she's changed her mind.
I'd love to but I'd rather not get violent. If i'm gonna be outed soon I'd really like to avoid projecting any image of masculinity so it's less of a shock to everyone.

>>5625477
>get boobs like this
>suddenly my rib cage is no longer a problem for me
holy shit I think ive solved it. TO THE BOOB STORE

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>>5625536
iktf

>mtf
>posts Chihiro
>a character who literally doesn't want to be presented as a girl and wants to become manly to benefit not only his self-esteem but be presentable to the world

I hate tumblr.

>>5625536
>tfw if my shoulders werent so boy sized i'd have a great girl body

>>5625471
ans: hrt makes you fat

>>5625542
JUST DO IT, YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASS BITCH. YOU'RE GOING TO LET THAT CUNT SISTER WALK ALL OVER YOU. FUCK THAT BITCH. TAKE AWAY HER POWER

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>>5625527
>All this normie crap
>>5625528
no u~
>>5625531
How vomitive
>>5625542
I'd shun her. pretend she's not even there. Works for the amish

>>5625548
who

>>5625527
You were doing good up until this, this is just disgusting. Vaginas are pig nasty.

>>5625536
>tfw narrow shoulders but still too tall
>>5625548
Hahaha, yeah, I know, but I always get very jealous of him whenever I see him in game. I had no other relevant pic at the time so i posted it without thought, I guess.

If it makes you feel any better I acknowledge the fact that he's a boy.

I was in the kitchen, very sad, almost crying, about to break, my mom saw me and thought I was angry so she got mad at me and started scolding me making me feel even worse. Now Im in my room contemplating to kill myself in the next few months, hopefully before my dad pays college.

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>>5625550
>tfw even if my shoulders were a good size I would still have a man body and man face
>tfw face is long as fuck, huge chin and brow and manly as fuck nose to mouth distance

>>5625550
if feel ya, it's like so close, and yet darn, just darn

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thread reminder that these are just average girls
thread reminder that none of us will ever compare

>>5625525
Ive tried pullover sweaters and it just makes my shoulders and chest look gross and big

My front profile is always just fine but my side and back are often fucked

>>5625559
Relax. Mom's are fucking crazy. Cool down.

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>>5625502
its a shirt you mong

>>5625477
fucking stop aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i fucking hate cis girls so much

>>5625471
really? if my jacket didn't have these huge pockets at the waist i would look really curvy in this

>>5625558
>implying you can ever be too tall

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>>5625559
Should have just broken down and cried in front of her. But she sounds like a bitch so I don't know.
>>5625563
Thank you anon. I never wanted to be.

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>>5625545
While you are there grab bigger bewbs (due to the wider ribcage). You don't want to end up like that tranny pornstar.

>>5625459
There's people who dress bad and then there's Kyler. Stop stealing your grandmother's clothes.

>>5625563
Those are not average girls. Those are girls I would fall over myself to get a better look at tho.

>>5625563
>pig face Asian
>dress with sneakers

I don't want to be compared with them lol

>>5625568
Why are you standing like that?

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>>5625563
>ywn be a cis girl

>>5625568
can you even sit down in those skin tight jeans w/o busting a seam, lol

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>>5625563
That's quitter talk!

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>>5625558
>tfw 5´10" with 16" shoulders, no hips and a man face

>>5625554
>hey lets tie me up to this old machinery
>great idea it will make it more edgy

>>5625568
5/10 outfit

BTW only black girls can pull off people properly

>>5625554
>I'd shun her. pretend she's not even there. Works for the amish
That's not a bad idea but she might then pull a
>fine if you're ignoring me I'll just out you to everyone
>>5625553
YES I AM I DONT KNOW HOW MY FAMILY IS GOING TO REACT AND I REALLY DONT WANNA DEAL WITH THAT RIGHT NOW I JUST GOT BACK ON MY FEET IN LIFE I DONT WANNA BE KICKED OUT

>>5625563
I don't really want to be compared to them. I just want to be a passable women, no more and no less.

In fact, I don't want to be super attractive.

>>5625581
because I am actually a robot, I seriously don't know how to position my body

>>5625583
FIRST OFF MTFG TELLS ME TO GET TIGHT JEANS AND NOW YOU MAKE FUN OF ME FOR GETTING TIGHT JEANS
WTF?

>>5625568
>Kayla posts a pic where she's not wearing grandma-fashion for once
I thought I'd never see that

>>5625585
>implying the first two are bad

>>5625554
wew lass

>>5625584
>>5625582
time to neck myself

>>5625584
I dont think I could ever dress like this. Im super afraid of showing skin in public. Maybe im just not used to it.

Even for me, I have notice that being diapered I am more relaxed and freer. I notice that I can get more done without having to take a bathroom break. Even when I am in college class, I don't have to worry about walking out of class to the bathroom. My diaper is always their for me. What I think is great about diapers is that they are very relaxing and I don't have to worry as much and i am never stressed out when I am diapered. The one thing I do noticed when I am diapered is the freedom I have from the bathrooms and toilets. When I am diapered, I don't have to use them and I can go in my diaper. I can stick my middle finger at the gendered bathrooms and go in my diaper anywhere and at anytime. Even when it's warm, it's great when I am diapered with just a diaper and a t-shirt on. It gives me the freedom to by myself and my diapered self.

>>5625594
MILD AUTISM

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>>5625587
I bet sex with you would be boring, if you're not even a virgin.
>>5625589
That's when you go boy mode and brush it off like it's nothing, make her look like the bitch she is.

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they're fighting but i just want them to make out

>>5625589
YOU'RE FUCKED ANYWAY. SHE'S ALREADY TOLD YOUR MOM. JUST DO IT

>>5625603
>the 3rd person narrative in my head whenever my friend and i disagree on something

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>>5625595
>implying they don't become really bad when I have a huge man face

Pass never.

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>>5625603
Ha, gaaayyy

>>5625602
You sound like you are a virgin and still put too much emphasis on sex. You'll get over it.

>>5625610
how can those thighs and feet in that ninja outfit be gay

>>5625603
weeb dork, you never sent me that doujin. you're a heartbreaker.

>>5625594
>because I am actually a robot, I seriously don't know how to position my body

So you're legit autistic then?

>>5625450
Is this real life?

>>5625479
This is good advice but I know I have a long way to go.

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>>5625599
You start small and you work up. People don't go in parkas to summer music festivals anon.

>>5625598
No Rumy, don't do it!

>>5625589
kick your family out first!

>>5625622
currently on the way to break into a farmers house and steal his 12gauge m8 wish me luck

>>5625620
She has asperger ... SIGH. JUST. LIKE. ME.

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seriously look at this. i know this is shonen, but it's like basically sex.
>>5625618
oh shit i didn't ok gimme a minute

>>5625621
it's not really advice. i know it's not an easy task to switch off emotion.
>>5625627
godspeed.

>>5625599
I had to work my way up towards feeling good dressing slutty tbqh

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>>5625584
What festival is this?

>>5625627
remember barrel in the mouth and aim for the brain

>>5625527
This triggers me

>>5625634
post pics of you dressing slutty

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>>5625611
Oh no you found out what ever will I do. Haven't been a virgin for a long time desu senpai
>>5625617
>how can those thighs and feet in that ninja outfit be gay
Answered your own question.
>>5625621
It's even better, it's duh internet.

>>5625622
Am I the only one who looked at the picture and thought "that cowboy looks cute"?

>>5625417
I'm dissapointed it wasn't a penis for once

>>5625632
>basically sex
i'm kind of glad i don't stand a chance with you, i'm scared we'd get into foreplay then you'll try to punch me out of nowhere. :') it's ok i only cried all night.

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Being a man beast isn't so bad right?

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>Brazilian SF character
look out poison we got us another tranny character!

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>>5625627
Seriously Rumy. This time next year, you'll look like that.

>>5625620

kayla has been on 4ch forever, and takes a lot of photos and knows every pose, angle, lighting, crop trick in the book

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>>5625593
>dat vaginal prolapse

>>5625646
http://exhentai.org/g/633540/7f81afcbf7/

>>5625649
what does remy look like now?

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>>5625648
Stop with this Brazilian tranny meme.

>>5625647
observation confirms it's terrible

>>5625494
>First heard about hormones and wanted to get on them like seven years ago
>only around one month on estrogen(longer on anti-andros)

why did I spend the entirety of puberty telling myself I'd be okay if I waited until adulthood to start

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>>5625654
I've already fapped to this before though

>>5625654
thanks, beautiful.
>>5625666
i'm not masturbating to it.

>>5625655
just a tall thin tranny thats been called handsome multiple times in my prehrt pics ;______;

>>5625448
Good fuck you. Neck yourself faggot.

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>>5625667
what's the point then

Tfw 18 inch shoulders
Tfw 16 inch neck/collar
Tfw brick shithouse upper torso that cancels out the okayish waist to ass curve i have and just makes me look fucked up

>>5625666
it wasnt for you, devil child
>>5625667
you're welcome. i wouldn't hit you. unless you're into that? i would probably be uncomfortable with it tho. i dated a chick who was into pain once and i couldnt do it for her.

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>>5625656
No.

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>>5625660
>tfw everyone you know can pass but you're way too manly to ever do it.
>tfw so disgusting people force themselves to hugbox me

Just end me.

>>5625674
the plot sounded cute/romantic from what she described.
>>5625676
does asphyxiation count as pain in your books?

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>>5625642
Woaah

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>>5625676
All lewd links are for me

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>>5625655
I have no idea besides her being my height. Probably yet another scrawny, long haired nerd desu.

>>5625602
>That's when you go boy mode
I don't know if I could or if my lying skills are that great that I could brush it off.
>>5625604
I CANT DO IT YET

>>5625684
>I will never be 5'3"

>>5625662
Because that's the humanity meme. It's total bullshit!

>anon you're a loser get a job
>now get a car
>apartment...
>gf, I guess...
>wow you're so cool now bro

Meanwhile you're dying slowly inside and hate fills you up. You go through the motions knowing that deep down inside you that something is wrong, until you finally get so fucking tired of hiding you do it.

I don't know why happens after that...

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>>5625685
It's not about lying, you just be like whatever or pfffttt. Act like she's making it up. It's not hard senpai

>>5625668
Post it!

>>5625684
this is the body i want
fuck
>>5625680
i'm not choking you
>>5625683
http://exhentai.org/g/721002/173324dece/

>tfw 28 inch shoulders
>tfw 7 feet tall
>tfw british size 18 feet

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>tfw u keep almost falling asleep during ur electrolysis sessions
does like anyone else have this problem?

>>5625696
Sorry edgar

>>5625694
not a chance

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.....Am I seriously the only fucking trans woman in this thread who has no self hate, has a bright and cheery attitude, and a go get em mentality?

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>tfw head is twice the size of cis women

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>>5625684
>tfw the body on the right is my body but without amazing boobs and glorious hair
Im so close I can almost taste it.

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>>5625695
It's one of my favorites

>>5625702
Do you pass?

>>5625684
[Triggered internally]

>>5625698
My first electro session tickled. And then she started doing a bit of work on the upper lip and it was painful as hell.

>>5625677
file name reminded me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c6vDxvOXhQ

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>>5625702
I didn't know they were real

>>5625702
Sounds like you don't have dysphoria bro

>>5625703
>head is twice the size of cis women
This would also make it almost twice the size of cis men, lainanon.

>>5625702
yo
>>5625706
hey, we could get along

>>5625706
You have horrible taste. Are you one of those guro fagboys that have been ruining threads lately?

>>5625709
yeah like the lip and places with thin skin like the jaw are the worst

>>5625702
No you're not alone. It's just that this board is a magnet for the self-loathing.

>>5625714
Sounds like you have BDD, man

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>>5625715
It probably is.

>>5625529
>Dangan Ronpa 2,
I bought a vita specifically to play DR and DR2 months ago and I haven't touched either
>>5625689
Yeah that seems accurate. Life is awful. At least once this hrt has been working on me for like a year and I maybe save up for hair transplants/an orchiectomy I might have a chance at passing.

>>5625707
Depends on hairstyle, and if I speak up to be frank.
>>5625711
I just....
Like...
Never found myself to be repulsive. Different, yes. Not male, yes. But I never hated who I was. I just understood I was different, but it always channeled itself into a desire to improve or change to fit that which I was.

>>5625702
Korra did, rip

>>5625695
ive never understood why everyone is so against choking. there's no sweeter feeling than having your life quite literally in the hands of the one you love. how about if we got married? would you grant me that sensation just once?
>>5625702
"am i the only-"
no. i'm pretty peachy when i am in the company of those i care about.

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>>5625716
Never thought we wouldn't
>>5625717
MOMMMYYYY STOP BULLYYINNG MMEMEMMEMEMEME!!! and yes fuk u
>lately
what senpai

>>5625727
He wasn't trans either

>>5625722
>It probably is.
Glad you're finally admitting you're delusional.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7k8e9ArVNg
GREEN CAT

>>5625733
yea i probably totally would, because the person i marry is precious to me, and i want the best for that person. but it would make me really nervous and i don't doubt it would fuck with me psychologically.
>>5625738
really?? aww.

>>5625739
You're a dumb, edgy little shit and should probably consider how much of the effort you put into this stupidity is an excuse to not fix your own problems

>>5625743
Why so triggered?

>>5625742
thank you. your understanding made me cry. i'm sorry it's a strange request, it's not like i chose my desires. it's quite a unique feeling though. unfortunately i doubt i would be good wife material to begin with, but it's the thought that counts.

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>>5625740
Maybe I am but I don't think you realize what a man beast I am.

>tfw people say you pass but it's impossible to see for me
>tfw the pic I showed was probably just too good

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>>5625725
Interesting. It would be nice to have an outlook like that. I've just always hated myself.
>>5625741
GREEN CAT IS GREEN
>>5625742
You've always seemed chill for the most part
>>5625743
trip on

>>5625741
we posting obscure music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3fsHDJbBbU

>>5625725
>Never found myself to be repulsive
Good god you have no idea how jealous this makes me ;~;

>>5625702
No not really. I'm usually pretty positive when I'm not feeling dsyphoria.

>>5625752
>Maybe I am but I don't think you realize what a man beast I am.
I realize that if all you've said is true, you have macrocephaly.

>>5625753
Are you trans mado or just a lad that likes to post here?

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>tfw no fashion sense
>tfw look dumb and gross in anything other than high waisted skirts and dresses
>tfw i wanna dress andro sometimes but just end up looking like a dumb fat femboy

>>5625753
thanks. i'm sorry i don't know very well tho...
>>5625751
don't cry about stuff, lame-o. i'll have to step on you.

Should I go to college before, during or after transitioning?

>>5625763
You look dumb in high waisted skirts too, wtf are you even thinking wearing that?

>>5625765
During or after. Definitely not before. Transition asap.

>>5625765
yeah

>>5625766
It looks better than anything else senpai

>>5625771
How about a pair of jeans

>>5625765
during is gud. you get to meet people

>>5625763
WHY
I thought my dress sense was bad but you just went full retard.

>>5625772
I end up looking like a gross femboy with an even weirder body

>>5625763
that skirt is just a little too long i think.
>>5625774
: /

>>5625764
it hurts. i think i need to go try to turn my brain off in the shower or something. please don't tease me, my degenerate side might come back.

>>5625763
Just wear jeans or regular knee-length skirts. No need to look like you're attending a religious private school.

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>>5625759
I don't think I do but i'm just super manly ;_;

Wish I could see what others tell me they see if it's true.

>>5625727
wait what happened to korra

>>5625775
I can guarantee you would look better in that than in that skirt and your grandmothers jumper.

>>5625781
she got ran out

So actual real post here instead of just shitposting and complaining about my body

How do I choose a name? How did y'all choose your names? At what point should I ask people to start calling me the new name?

>>5625783
No, i really would not

>>5625791
Prove it

>>5625790
Just pick one you like desu, as long as its not something tumblr tier like narcissa, you're good

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>>5625790
I asked my mom what she would've named me if I was a girl and then picked that because choosing your own name is a bit weird.

>>5625790
my ex chose mine. i have never named myself before. i want to change it again but i can't choose.
>>5625794
WORLD RECORDS.

>>5625790
Look through girl's names that were popular the year you were born, or ask your parents what they would have named you if you were a girl, then pick what suits you.

>>5625790
I let my mom pick my name for me.

>>5625777
>might
nice get
>>5625790
i didn't! my mom thought i was female until the day i was born and planned on naming me Jade Taylor. So i just took the name she intended to give me.

https://youtu.be/Sjng0TSgaSI?t=7m48s
>tfw

>>5625804
triggered

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>>5625787
>>5625727
when did this happen?

>>5625790
first letter of your first name and make it girly as possible

>>5625800
i'm sure you could easily bring it out in me. you and dem feet.

>>5625811
about 2 weeks ago? im unsure

>>5625814
lol

>>5625804
here we go, im g'gonna boo itt
HERE WE GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XHF_eB7xaM
>>5625811
week or two ago
>>5625816
i dont like being complimented! it makes me uncomfortable

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>>5625792

https://youtu.be/gZ7eeRCdX9k

>>5625796
>asked my mom
oh god I couldn't. My mom unironically recommended I go with Adonissa(my boy name is Adon)

I love her but she's not exactly the most clever

>>5625814
coming from ms strippername herself.
hold tight kyle

>>5625790
my parents cheated and saw that I was gonna have a penis so they never thought about it

I went through my family tree and looked at some names, but couldn't decide.
Maria, Erika, Ilse, Helmine, Emma, Miriam, Astrid, Heidelinde, Claudia, and Sabine are the ones that aren't really odd.

for now I'm just using Paige, a name I just kinda liked the sound of, as a stand in during therapy but I don't think it's the name for me

>p-pls mtfg what name is the least trannyish

>>5625824
Mine recommended I go crazy with mine and go for like Diamond or something. She said I would have been Amanda though.

>>5625821
then maybe you should punish me for it. i'm going to migrate to the shower, give me a sec to find the thread.

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is it bad I want to cut kayla?

>>5625824
>tfw ugly name

>>5625822
You look infinitely better in that you dork.

Hey mtfg i had my first blood test today and i fainted after it yeah needles! How do you all deal with them?

>>5625833
that hand L M a O

>>5625822
Not that anon but you do look better.

>>5625830
>Diamond
That's a fine stripper name.

>>5625811
Like 2 weeks ago? Idk, she probably is happier for leaving.

>>5625824
>tfw
Anyone who says to go to your parents to avoid the snowflake names has boring parents. I did it mostly because of the symbolic value.

>>5625842
I'm happier now that he's gone

>>5625827
>strippername
Why do people keep saying this? I even heard it off board

>>5625836
>>5625840
With that disgusting body? Nope, its better to cover it up in a skirt

Obviously i need a shorter skirt and a fashionable belt but im poor

>>5625846
your strippername fits your personality

>>5625831
i'm gonna start kinkshaming you pup

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>>5625845

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>>5625790
I picked the handful of names that I was considering and tried writing them out with my last name to see how it felt, I tried them in cursive too to see how it'd feel when I sign for stuff. And after writing Alison out it just felt right so I went with it

I did the same for middle names too

>>5625821
>>5625817
oh

I feel kinda bad for not knowing this

>>5625847
What do you find disgusting about it? You have a nice looking butte.

>>5625842
I wanna hear from her soon, I liked her a lot.

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>>5625833
Cut me.

>>5625822
You look perfectly fine.
Trip on, yume

>>5625845
why? the fact that she wasn't a mopey NEET or fake nice like half the trips here?

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>>5625829
pls desu senpai

>>5625855
>tfw no bf to cut me or break my skin with his sharp teeth

>>5625790
I worked within the confines of having the same initials as my deadname, just to keep documents and stuff easier. Things I had initialed before would be the same etc.
After that I just tried names until I found one that just clicked and flowed well with my last name.

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>>5625760
I honestly don't know, I don't feel like I am, but forgive me as i'm about to go full tumblr. I just love looking and feeling like a girl as much as I can. Don't really care much about genders.
>>5625764
It's okays!!
>>5625790
Just picked a name I liked and tada. Family still use my other name but I don't care

>>5625862
Improving your life is haram to anons.

>>5625829
I'd avoid Helmine and Heidelinde. The rest are all good.

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>>5625847
Body dysmorphia strikes again I guess. Covering yourself up will not help you in the long run, be it hoodies or some awful oversized sweater and skirt.

>>5625869
Doesnt bother me m8, you keep doing you;3

>>5625833
yeah, internet strangers aren't rlly worth getting mad over and u shouldn't hurt people unless they want u too

>>5625837
u just get used to it, I got over needles back when I was getting a gorillian tests to try to diagnose health stuff

>>5625865
hello Michelle

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>>5625874

>>5625877
literally who, I don't keep track of tripfags

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>>5625804
>ywn pass

>>5625853
Looks like a boy. Also linebacker shoulders
>>5625872
Wrong

>>5625879
you look just like rawr, also if you pass that well why post here?

>>5625869
>may not be trans

Is this point where I should be frothing at the mouth and demanding you leave?

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>>5625881
arin wants to be a girl so bad I feel for her

>>5625883
I didn't say I pass well tho, I don't. I'm posting cause idk what name to go with and I don't have any friends irl to help me choose, and seedy is too slow

who is rawr and what does she look like?

>>5625882
That's a girls butte and boys don't have bobs.
Can't comment on the shoulders because I can't see them from that angle.

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>>5625882
Usually I would try to talk some sense into you, but having had this convo half a dozen times here I now know that would be a waste of effort.
Good luck anon.

>>5625892
Kill yourself

>>5625890
>I didn't say I pass well tho
the pic of you with the knife on your tongue, you look like a 100% cis girl so stop being coy

>>5625882
>linebacker shoulders
If I believed /mtfg/ I'd say standards for linebackers have dropped a lot.

does anyone else get upset that rawr, booger and circe all went insane?

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>>5625886
It is the way of things, yes.

>>5625899
>mfw
Circe is fine, booger was in a shitty situation, don't care about rawr.

>>5625899
yeah actually
the passers are all mentally ill

>>5625897
yeah except I don't, fuck off kayla you ruined /cd/ I don't need your hot opinions here fagtron

Is it true that kayla is a real agp and not just the meme kind?

>>5625909
pretty sure, yeah

>>5625900
But I want you to stay since you're not kayla level of stupid, ugly and annoying.

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>>5625887
what are you talking about
its all in your head

>>5625907
>yeah except I don't
>perfect long hair
>super soft hairless skin
>soft chin and lips
>feminine tongue
>periced ears
you pass so stop fishing for compliments here under the premise "oh I am so manly oh no woe is me let me apply more lipstick and change my earrings before my 10/10 bf picks me up for a night on the town."
eat shit

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>>5625914
>its just a prank pro

>>5625917
m8 just shut up and jack off to yourself in the mirror or actually help me with picking a name

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>>5625912
Good cause i'm not going anywhere. For at least a little while.

>>5625917
>feminine tongue
...what?

>>5625911
what makes you think that?

>>5625921
LOL

>>5625917
What the fuck is a feminine tongue?

>>5625921
lol fuck you, you went full time before having your name changed then your priorities are muddled.

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>>5625917
>feminine tongue
Buy a gun and shoot yourself.

I'm not trying to Kayla hate brigade but I seriously hope you are fucking joking my African American boyfriend was the sweetest man ever he was kind and passionate towards my every need the only reason we are not together is because he's gay and wanted a man. I've had friends that are as you say black and they are awesome my friend Robert could always make me laugh and never forgot my birthday for years, in fact a lot of white friends have been 1000 times shittier than any of my friends that aren't white when you judge a person by the color of their skin not their actions you are a godamn fool and miss out on meeting some amazing people this right here is what's wrong with America when I was in Costa Rica do you think I ever was treated as a gringo which I was no Julio treated me like family I've been completely disgusted by you but now I just grieve for your heart that you could fall into such delusions are there hoodrats and gangbanger yeah but guess what rednecks and drug addicts will do you in just as quick but keep living in the bubble you reside cause until you open your hearts to others and take off the blinders of bigotry you will never truly understand the joy that this world has to offer in every culture of the world.

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>>5625927

>>5625923
>>5625927
something everyone but me has

>>5625924
no sense of what being a girl means, fetishy clothes, regularly posts unsolicited nudes, talks about miss cock, doesn't relate to anyone here or have any understanding of them, describes in detail the weird stuff she'd do if she had a vagina

>>5625931
muh dick

>>5625932
How is that feminine if everyone but you has one?

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>>5625931
That's pretty lewd..

>>5625928
where did I say I'm fulltime, and how in the fuck is legal bullshit more important than transitioning?

literally just stop posting and go wank to pictures of feminine tongues you delusional autogynephiliac waste of space

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>tfw someone changes their facebook pic to one that includes u
>tfw u look terrible in it

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>>5625930
>mfw reading this

>>5625928
> I went fulltime before changing name as well. needing to show ID/real name only came up at certain times, and even then it wasn't a big deal. There's no set order of doing things,jfc.

>>5625917
>feminine tongue
I'm sorry?

>>5625944

Not possible, you always look cute

>>5625931
uhhh