/mtfg/ Transgirl General

>>5612826
>>5612826
>>5612826

>>5612828
Life is so boring sometimes, how to entertain myself? besides killing myself?

>>5612826
I kind of want to pound nails in with her chin.

So, I have no insurance, Im broke as hell, and I live in midwestern USA. How do I get fucking spironolactone? What websites dont rat you to pound-me-in-the-ass prison? I cant fucking stand waiting for it, I wanna die.

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Whats your bmi mtfg and does your body pass?

>>5613002
18 ;_;
And for that very reason, no.
The broad shoulders dont fucking help either.

>>5613002
21, think so

>>5612826
lmao

LILLY??

>>5613002
~22
and god no

>>5613002
I'm 19yo, 182cm and 65kg. My BMI is 19.6.
Despite my height, my body passes perfectly but my gross jew nose pretty much stops my face from passing.

>>5613021
You can get FFS you shitlord.

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I look like a man

How much less noticeable does HRT make broad shoulders?

>>5613034
More noticeable cause they stop fitting to the rest of you and pretty much dont change at all.

>>5613034
Zero
Nada
Null
Love (tennis term)
None

>>5613034
HRT doesn't restructure your skeleton. You'll be stuck with a male skeleton for the rest of your life. That includes your shoulder width.

>>5611769
Previous thread
You had one job OP

Is there a surefire way to know you are trans?

I can't get access to a therapist and I want to be super sure.

>>5613002
my BMI is fat.

>>5613079
If you even have to ask, you aren't trans

>>5613079
therapy
put on some girl clothes and see if you like it

>>5613077
Get out flatbutt elanna

>>5613082
b-bist du in Wien? :3

>>5613079
HRT is a good litmus paper test if you're reckless enough. If it makes you feel worse, you're probably not trans.

>>5613089
No u

>>5613032
I look like a girl (even get confused sometimes for one too and I've never done HRT)

>hons will be mad at this post

>>5613032
me too bruh

>>5613085
Pretty sure most people need to ask themselves the hard questions at some point. Not everyone comes out of the womb begging for transition.

Great thread so far guys. Keep it up.

>>5613085
Really?
The only reason I'm even entertaining the possibility is because I'm asking myself so often.

>>5613086
>>5613091
I wish.
The whole reason I ask is because all three are near impossible for me to get, which is why I want to be so sure before I go through all the effort.

>>5613094
same I used to be like that until I turned like 20 and now I'm a hon and regret not getting on hrt

>>5613126
This.

The difference between being a hon and not is like a single night.
You will wake up one morning with the body of a cinderblock.

>>5613136
Well it was like 3 months but ya. Faster than I could react to it

>>5613125
If you're asking yourself all the time, it's a real possibility. How do you feel about your body?
If you're entertaining this as a serious possibility then you need to make some effort to figure it out. If you are actually trans then you'll regret not trying to get yourself sorted out sooner.

>>5613074
>I just tried to hide behind someone and keep my head down

Yeah thats pretty much what I do, not really helping I just get asked if im ok and dont really want to ruin anything, thanks for talking to me i really needed to vent a bit

>>5613146
Yeah of course. Wish I could have done more to help, but good luck

>>5613090
no graz .-.

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Not bad for a driving license photo desu but the whole no visible makeup and hair out of face thing is a bitch

>>5613173
Looking good esp for drivers license photo

>>5613173
Pretty qt

>>5613173
You're eyebrows are dank Senpai

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Any new fat I gain while on HRT will be distributed in a more feminine pattern (onto hips, butt, etc), right?
Is this true even if I only started HRT a few weeks ago?

>>5613204
>Any new fat I gain while on HRT will be distributed in a more feminine pattern (onto hips, butt, etc), right?
No. Any mtf that started after 18 will still have masculine fat distribution.

>>5613208
nice meme

>>5613204
any weight you already have will be redistributed too, after time
source: my cute pals

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>everyone in this thread is always a skinny young weak-jawed white dude or ASIAN.
Sorry had to vent.

>>5613217
I don't look like a skinny young weak-jawed white dude or asian. I look like a girl.

>>5613224
But you started off as one of the two that is my point.

>>5613238
I played sports most days a week, lifted, and had a surgeon fix my weak jaw.

>>5613163
im März/April will ich auch nach Graz fahren.....

>>5613019
what ?

>>5613254
She was looking for a Lilly with 3 Ls, not you lily with two.

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Good morning /mtfg/, have you heard the word of our lord and savior? Are you prepared for the next crusade?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp1gOhr4_Tg

>>5613255
Lilly technically has 4 ls
>>5613254
Bist du in Wien oder bei ihrer Freundin?

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>tfw getting called ugly all the time has given me the motivation to fix ugly but I don't know what hair to get.

>>5613262
How? The Lala doesn't count cus its not part of her real name

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>>5613255
k
>mfw I forgot that my trip only has 2 Ls but everywhere else it has 3
>mfw confused
>>5613262
ihrer freundin ?
wat.jpg

>>5613267
maybe that is her irl name tho? :^)

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>>5613265
What hair do you want?

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>tfw on my way to my first doctor's appointment
I've been self medding for 3 months but it's exciting

>>5613217
I'm Hispanic and got a jawline men and women (for some reason) are jealous of. I just lurk here tho

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Well, I guess this is two blood transfusions now. My hemoglobin levels are ridiculously low (78~) because I have an incurable bone marrow disorder. I'm not even on mones yet, and my doctor actually tried to get me on male hormones last visit to boost my levels but I refused. I really don't think any sane endo would prescribe me estrogen if it would weaken me even further, and self-medding for that reason probably isn't the best idea.

Either way, maybe I knew that actually transitioning was just a pipe dream all along, but I guess I never accepted it until recently. To all my other self-loathing tranny homies: at least you CAN transition. Maybe self-medding and dying from anemia would be a more noble death than the boring suicide I was planning.

>>5613269
That woman should be hanged.

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>>5613272
Something that isn't a tranny bowl cut, everyone says it's shit and I need new glasses too.

I have a square face but my forehead isn't so big so I dunno what to get.

>>5613280
>inb4 Kayla "I still have it worse than you" post...

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>>5613282
but Mutti.jpg
>>5613271
sush don't tell'em :^)
>>5613265
short hair obviously

Maybe looking at porn right before putting on some spandex to run was a bad idea.

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>>5613284
We placing bets on when kayla comes back today?

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>>5612826
we're all hons on the outside too, let's be honest
we all look like attractive-yet-deformed effeminate men at best

>>5613267
I-it doesn't??
>>5613269
*deiner wtf

>>5613284
She does have it worse than that poster though.

>>5613289
>Mutti
Plz Translate. Also, fuck Merkel and her globalism, there will be war in the streets of Berlin.

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>>5613294
At some point
Not even a bet worth placing against that.

>>5613280
I love you anon
I'm sorry it had to be this way

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>>5613289
I'm too manly for short hair tbhon, would be neat if I could pull it off though.

>>5613280
Anon... :(

>>5613276
Good luck.

>>5613280
I feel bad for you anon i hope one day you manage to transition and have a happy life

>>5613298
she's in vienna too so either way I am in vienna
why ?
>>5613302
she's mostly referred to as "Mutti" by the media best translation would be "Mammy" or "Mum"
>>5613294
I think roughly 46 minutes till Kayla comes back

>>5613289
>short hair obviously
...gross transbiends

>>5613294
she's already here probably tbdesu

>>5613302
They call her Mutti as it means mummy

>>5613314
>implying kayla isn't already here posting as anon

>>5613314
o is she
w-want to meet? :3

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Can you ask hairdressers for advice on what to get or is that rude?

>>5613318
>ywn be a mutti

>>5613319
>inplying she doesn't do that when she's here anyway

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>>5613217
>me
>weak-jawed

>>5613318
>>5613314
Well mutti deserves a rope around her neck. Figures an ugly hag who has never had children is their to ruin the country for all German people.

>>5613320
who are you ?
>>5613317
what have haircuts to do with sexual orientation sicko ?
>>5613319
well in 43 minutes kayla will put trip back on
>>5613331
ask
my mum found one that had lots of experience with LGBT customers so I just told her I want it short and she picked a style that suits my face

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>>5613280
I'm sorry anon, I sincerely hope that you find some way to balance your trans needs and your medical problems. If I could hug you right now I would.

>>5613341
No one you know just a random anon who's here for a while.
I understand if that's too weird - I just thought i'd ask

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>tfw you finally realise that you aren't trans
>it was just your mind clutching for something tangible but really just depression from being alone
I'll be winding up my affairs here, and I'll be leaving.
I wish you girls the best for your futures.

I hope that if one of us ever meet in real life, I won't recognise you (as being trans) at all.

>>5613338
Post jaw~

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>>5613244
>everyone in this thread can afford surgery
Fuck this thread, I don't fit in here.

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>>5613341
I don't think they have lots of experience with degenerates here ;-;

>tfw gonna make them uncomfortable with my manliness

>>5613351
Ok Kayla

>>5613347
well when I'm healthy again sure
just drop me a line on my throwaway mail [email protected] if you wanna exchange Skype or something
>>5613351
k kayla

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>>5613342
>tfw i accidental read hug as hang

>>5613349
i have a selfie in the archive tbqh. my phone is kill rn. i'll post a jaw l8r in the day.

>>5613351
>>everyone in this thread can afford surgery
>one person says they got a surgery
>that means everyone
I wonder who could be behind this post...

K A Y L A
A
Y
L
A

Show us yer feet :3

>>5613351
wow, I didn't know I could afford surgery! that's a load off my mind! thanks kayla!

>>5613348
>He got a girlfriend
>He doesn't realize that he is just propping up his non-existent masculintiy with male pursuits
>Once the girlfriend dumps him he's back to wanting to be a girl.
>Even if she doesn't he will just start living through her
My mum told me that the thing that convinced her I was serious was the sheer fact that I spent so much time fantasizing about being female, this is not normal male behavior. Men really like their dicks, the thought of cutting it off and wearing a dress is abhorrent to them therefore if you have these thoughts you are not really that into being male.

>>5613351
I'm sorry you're irrationally jealous of corrective dental work I got while living as a boy.

>>5613348
Bye anon. I hope for your sake you don't regret it. I wish I could find out that's what it is but I'm pretty sure it's real

>>5613348
see you in a week anon
:^)

>>5613359
>>5613362
>>5613368
>>5613374
I'm not kayla.

>>5613381
sure ;)
;)
;)
;)
;)

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>>5613351
>tfw you're poor af, got publicly funded surgery, but can't afford any revisions or cosmetic work

>>5613381
Yea me either

I had a dream i but off my tongue last night.
>>5613002
22 or 23.

what if we're all kayla but we don't know it

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>>5613371
he already posted them, they're giant manfeet

>>5613384
Yeah but you crossed the finish line. You beat the game. Go live your life.

:^]

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>>5613381
oh, ok well then that was a really good kayla impression! keep up the good work!

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>tfw you're ugly as fuck and everyone ever has called you ugly even people who like you
._.

>>5613362
Done! Yeah, if you're feeling up to it. Don't worry about it if you're sick

Stop talking about her or we'll accidentally summon her. We finally got rid of her and now it's all we're talking about.

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>>5613390
I thought I established that kayla was a Tulpa a year ago
>>5613384
wait they don't cover revisions where you live ?
that's sad :(
>>5613397
will check mail tomorrow
now bed and meme

>>5613402
Can we summon potsy instead?

>>5613403
lol fuckin tulpas...

>>5613375
I didn't get a girlfriend. I've not just taken up like rugby or anything. Nothing has really changed in my behaviour.

I just realised that I didn't really fantasise about being a girl. There weren't really many signs. I just sort of accepted it and moved on without thinking.

>>5613379
I don't think I will. I hope you get yourself sorted out well.

>>5613380
I very much doubt that.

>>5613407
potcy moved into a gypsy enclave in rural slovakia and has no internet
they get their information by a pipe smoking gypsy mother called "Stanislauska'"
as far as I know at least

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>>5613392
:') kill me

>>5613403
I mean, I could read the fine print, but I'm no longer seeing the shrink that referred me anyways. I'm pretty sure it's considered a cosmetic procedure if you're not happy with how it looks. It's not that uncommon to have labiaplasty after SRS though is it?

>>5613394
Trust me, its worse if they lie to you.
>>5613402
I'll believe she's gone when....actually i doubt anything could convince me kayla was truly gone.

>>5613412
I wish that was true

>>5613412
If I didn't know what she was like I'd think that's completely unbelievable. But I'm inclined to agree with you.

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>>5613415
>implying they don't lie about me looking like an ugly girl

>>5613413
depends on surgeon, unless it's done during the main surgery it's pretty common
especially given how a lot of western surgeons do srs in 2 stages (vagina and vulva 1st , labia majora, clit hood 2nd

>>5613415
>oddish
your such a cutie pie tho!

>>5613420
"N-No I'm not... Umm.. at-Attracted to you! Dx You're u-umm not even pretty!"

>>5613402
but I like kayla's tall tales

>>5613425
agreed

>>5613423
Brassard does it in a single surgery, I think I just got kinda shit luck on the labia minora and clitoral hood.

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>>5613423
You mean you gotta pay for it twice?

>>5613384
Bongistan?

>>5613425
>>5613430
Nah chill
>>5613420
Idk what this post means

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did someone say my name 3 times?

>>5613431
ah asking doesn't hurt, maybe if you get some letter of recommendation from your shrink (if it makes you depressed / needs further fixing to treat dysphoria) it would help too
I'm quite happy with mine just considering going back for a small cosmetic change in the lip-clit meeting point

>>5613403
>>5613412
Lol are any of the other trips this funny?

>>5613431
This is an awkward thing to ask probably, but what aren't you happy about with your labia minora and clitoral hood?

>>5613002
18 & nope

>>5613432
idk
I think both are included in the normal price they just do it for w/e reason
mine was in one go tho so not 100% sure

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>>5613426
>tfw have never been called cute.

>>5613446
Ok good
I don't want to have to start saving for two things

Who is the cutest trip /mtfg/?

>>5613438
I will never be silenced

>>5613410
>I just sort of accepted it and moved on without thinking.
really how lol?
hope everything goes well

>>5613439
guess it was a false alarm
time to go hunt some sandworms

>>5612897
>The thought of being a girl doesn't really bother me. Just as the thought of being a guy doesn't either. I'm gonna end up mostly the same person regardless. But what transitioning is doing though is keeping me relatively busy, so I don't mind that.
>It's also a bit of a 'grass is greener' type thing.
>Ever hear of a 'seachange'? It's like that, but instead of moving to the coast, I'm moving to a different gender.

this is the craziest thing I've ever heard
I hope it's someone shitposting

this is like going from easy (cis) mode to hardest (trans) mode in life

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>>5613439

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>>5613453
Anon.

>>5613468
come onnn im not that cute

>>5613468
That's not a trip!

>>5613461
95% odds say she's just coming up with a rationale for why she's continuing to transition despite having difficulty expressing why she feels trans, so it's a way for her to say she's not really trans but is still transitioning.

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>>5613433
Albertaville in Canuckistan

>>5613440
It doesn't cause me huge amounts of dysphoria really, only a bit. It looks a bit funny, enough so that I feel it's worth fixing. I havn't really gone through the trouble to get it paid for because I really don't want to have to jump through the hoops to get back in to see my shrink, his waiting list is over a year long.
I'm glad you're happy with how your surgery went, and definitely jealous of the revisions.

>>5613443
Idk, the labia minora are basically nonexistent, and the clitoral hood healed in a way that one side is uneven and doesn't really cover it. I had a small amount of necrosis, so it's possible some parts didn't take. Not the end of the world, but it would be nice to fix.

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>>5613470
Not you but there's some cute anons.

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well, back to work I go, talk to yall later

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I'm on lunch
Good to be away from those highschool shit lords

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I got my wisdom teeth out last week and they still hurt quite a bit
This is making me think about how painful it would be to get SRS or an orchi when in the healing period.
I was leaning towards not getting either but this may have solidified that decision.
Healing after having my gums cut open hurts like a bitch-- I cannot fucking comprehend the pain of having my genitals sliced up.
I'll just hope that virtual reality, clone/android body transfers, or stem cell technology get advanced enough during my lifetime, or something.
If they don't, then I think I'm content having my dick and balls. Seriously, just thinking about the recovery pain is making me almost nauseous.

Would anyone here who has experienced it like to comment on what it was like healing from SRS?

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EVERYBODY POST FEET

>>5613486
Wait until you have to get ffs ;)

>>5613482
How are they treating you?

>>5613487
Just back a thread or two
I posted them
According to an anon I have "simpson" feet

>>5613473
If I had to annex to provinces in Canada, they would be Alberta and Yukon. Easily the two best provinces in the entire country.

>>5613498
But then you'd get ugly borders anon

>>5613494
They are fine but just demanding

>>5613490

Once again, I think I'm gonna just skip that one.
I mean, I'm insecure and get dysphoria still, but I haven't gotten "sir'd" in like, 2 years

Fuck being cut up, imo. I likely wouldn't be able to afford either that or srs for years and years, anyway

If I do get anything, it'll be implants before anything else, I think

>>5613502
Pfft, not true. We'd also get a qt kuppy, and Alberta basically borders Montana so it'd work out.

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>>5613487
Also requesting sweet sweet soles

>>5613512
But you'd need to annex British Columbia for the borders to look nice
Trust me, I play a lot of /gsg/

>>5613461
I'm not shitposting.
It's by no means easy, but it's not like my live got rediculously harder since starting.
The biggest thing at the moment is feeling like I'm not doing a good enough job. I don't want to end up being visibly trans, or be the cause of any trouble for legitimately trans people. But fear of failure is something generic that applies to every endeavour.

>>5613472
I mean, it's entirely possible, but I doubt it.
It's something I had thought about once or twice before, but who hasn't?

>>5613520
>British Colombia
Hmm Ok, but can we launch airstrike on Toronto and Vancouver afterwards?

I am having a strange problem
I bathe daily but there is a strong "vaginal' odor coming from my dick area

>>5613528
welcome to HRT.

>>5613527
Sure
but also puppet the rest of Canada and release Quebec as a puppet state
Trust me, that's how you do it

>>5613517
w0w are those yours? those are soft as fuck
are they ticklish

>>5613473
Did you get free hormones too?
>>5613498
>Edmonton
>Good
>>5613502
>>5613520
>Caring about nice borders
Are you me? Whenever I play a strategy game I actually hold back on conquering easy territories simply because it would make my nation look weird.

I just dreamed I got married to my high school gf as a male, and she was telling me how musky and Manley I smelt during the after party, then my reckless alcoholic friend crashed his car with everyone into a ditch and I used my roll over and first aid training to get people out and save them.

I might as well detransition, my subconscious brain is male, and had no issue with this

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Posting my dogs soles for incentive.
>>5613528
Ya i have no clue why this happens
>>5613542
Those are mine. I'm extremely ticklish.

>>5613532
>>5613549
>Ya i have no clue why this happens
so what the heck, my male junk smells like a ripe vagina

>>5613543
Is there any way we can bomb Edmonton, but also keep the salvageable parts?
>>5613537
After Toronto and Vancouver are reduced to ash, we can sell it off completely to the Chinese, and maybe sell Quebec to the French, or at least prop it up.

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>>5613543
I thought that was what you were meant to do?
I fucking can't stand seeing disgusting borders like pic related.

Anyway, enjoy your day /mtfg/, I'm going to bed.

>>5613555
yah, occasionaly

>>5613556
That's dangerous talk int his climate. Enjoy your v&

>>5613555
same
im uncircumcised so it smells even worse
literally considering rubbing some vag cream in my foreskin

>>5613572
kayla... your really gross

>>5613547
Faye :(
Iktf that happens to me. Makes me feel terrible but the thought of detransition is worse idk what I should do

>>5613579
be a good little tranny, and just keep taking your hormones

>>5613517
i would lick those for days desu

>>5613577
being a girl is gross. I was just saying the truth, I heard of feminine odor and apparently there is a cream for it and I guess if I put it there it will do the same thing

>>5613524
I guess if it gives you a sense of purpose in life, it doesn't matter so much why you're doing it. Good luck.

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>>5613555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkXyNfbyspA

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>>5613572
>>5613590
Please take Franku's advice

>>5613572
Literally just wash it once or twice a week and you won't have problems with smell. Seriously Kayla. Seriously.

kayla's baking a loaf of bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8-1vRIXn38&list=RDq8-1vRIXn38#t=16

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I think I look more like a woman than I did yesterday but I'm still super insecure since getting misgendered. It sucks, I feel like everyone is staring at me

>>5613605
>once or twice a week
That's still gross as hell.

>>5613605
once or twice a week?
>not pulling the foreskin back and giving your tip a shower down every time you shower
>not showering at least most days

>>5613590
agreed

>>5613609
How old are you madds

>>5613612
>showering at least most days
Dude....your poor skin

>>5613611
>>5613612
I agree, but I think Kayla may need to ease into the whole hygiene routine.

>>5613615
27. Do I look old? :(

>>5613609
I like this pic of you

>>5613625
Not older than your age imo. I was just curious, I thought you were like 22 (in which case I would have said you do look old but you don't really look any older than my sister who is 28 so idk)

>>5613605
I bathe 2wice a day, and of course I clean my gt, shit I use 2 different kinds of body scrubs all over.

>>5613600
how about you quit posting you over privileged fuck

>>5613620
my skin is fresh as fuck senpai
it's not dry or flaky, it's not oily or greasy, i hardly ever get any breakout and it's always tiny isolated areas and i see people who's faces look like they were shelled to fuck and back with acne damage like... how does your skin even get that bad?

>25 dollars to fill up
Jesus gas is cheap right now

>>5613498
The Yukon isn't a province technically, but it's honestly a beautiful place.
Alberta, idk, we have money and jobs but I really don't like the winters here, or the rampant conservatism. People here don't understand politics, it's insanely frustrating hearing people blame a brand new government for the oil crash

Annex BC too, BC is top tier :3

>>5613609
I'm not a great judge of it, but from that picture you seem to look like a twenty-something girl of unclear ethnic background.

>>5613625
>>5613629
You look cute btw today

>>5613630
>I bathe 2wice a day
Kayla.... C'mon.

>>5613628
Thanks anon
>>5613629
I kind of feel like an adult today desu, I'm wearing like professional women's clothing - pencil skirt and black top

>>5613579
I've just been socially trained for decades to think that, it's weird that one of the signs that made me think I was trans was having dreams of being a girl non stop as a little kid, and now I just dreamed about happily being a boy

>>5613609
This makeup looks really good

>>5613633
Literally just showered once a week over the last month cause depressions were on overdrive.
My skin looks mint too.
Takes like 2 weeks of not showering before I start smelling at all.

>>5613642
you seriously look lovely today, no hugbox, some homo

>>5613543
Sorry, missed your post when switching devices. No free hormones in Canada sadly, and they're honestly pretty expensive if you don't have some sort of insurance.

>>5613609
10/10 would fug.

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>>5613652
>>5613650
>>5613647
>>5613640
>>5613637
O-ok, thanks everyone, I love you all and am feeling more confident now

>>5613555
>>5613572
>>5613590
This sounds like Susan's, when's the last time you've buried your face in vag and why do you think your gt cheese smells anything like that. Mine smells like lotion.

>>5613642
Seriously look on point today, can't see the outfit but I'm sure it looks fine. You're good at this girl thing.

>>5613646
Don't over think it

>>5613555
What is the difference between vagina and dick smell
>>5613572
Have you never heard of washing? I know this is 4chan but you sicken me.

>>5613655
Srsly be my gf, I'll totes be a guy 4 u

>>5613636
>Alberta
>jobs
Unemployment went up by double the national average last year. Without a massive recovery in oil Alberta isn't going to be able to keep its magical jobland title.

>>5613636
>I dont like the rampant conservatism
B-but thats one of the best parts of Alberta, they're like a snowy Utah.
>Ukon isnt a province technically
I dont know how true that is, but it has the most guns, and lots of hunting, and it is by the most beautiful part of Canada.
>its insanely frustating hearing people blame the new government for the oil crash
While Trudeau hasnt been in power long, he's a complete joke, and I dont know if I could handle being a citizen under his administration.

>>5613656
I wonder if she has some kind of yeast or fungal infection, actually.

>>5613667
DUDE WEED LMAO

if this guy had actual power, hed be as destructive as merkel

>>5613648
maybe as hrt progresses things will improve for me, but i sweat like a stuck pig. (ie while my sebaceous glands seem to be working in their goldilocks zone, my eccrine glands are on overdrive).
i can skip showering on the odd day, but after 2 days in a row it becomes noticeable.

>>5613655
>am feeling more confident now
because its all about you isn't it

>>5613661
>Have you never heard of washing? I know this is 4chan but you sicken me.
I bathe twice a day. Once in the morning and once at night and once if I go swimming or use the hot tub.

>>5613656
fuk u

>>5613609
I'm detransing to be your bf maddie. Do you wanna be my sugar mama?

>>5613681
aww cute, is this the beginning of a blossoming romance between two of my favourite trips?

>>5613686
you're so weird dude

>>5613668
It could be yeast, that could make it smell like vag with a yeast infection, but that only grows in the urerthra which is longer on guys, and wouldn't have a smell, it's just burn like shit to pee.

Fungal infection would be most likely.

>>5613678
I had that during puberty but after that not so much anymore. I'd still smell after 4 or 5 days, but HRT fixed that too.
Can sweat like crazy but then it just smells like wet clothes.

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>>5612826
Fuck das nasty.

>>5613295
This is one of the worst pictures of Andrej I have seen.

>>5613678
Just let that manly musk flow free!

>>5613664
Hence, I've lost the last reason to remain here. There's still work, but the prolonged downturn is finally starting to hurt, people I know are starting to lose their jobs.

>>5613667
The Yukon is a territory, they're administered differently. Still gorgeous as fuck, I'd like to go there again.
Also, I'm not talking about Trudeau (even if I like him), I'm talking about our Premier. (Rachel Notley, New Democrat)
The Progressive Conservative party was in power in Alberta for the past 30 years, never kept their promise to help diversify the Alberta economy, then oil crashed again under them just before the New Democrats took power. Idiots keep taking the bait and blaming the NDP for ruining the economy with "muh liberalism". People are dumb and play partisan politics, there's no single ideology that damaged the economy here, the Progressive Conservatives just fucked up, no two ways about it.

I guess if you're an American you'd probably like the political and social climate in Alberta, but it's probably the least Canadian province.

>>5613609
This is a great picture of you maddie ^^

>>5613710
just come to America elanna

We can be roomies!

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>>5613718
I don't want to live in America though. ;~;
I like my country.

>>5613730
O-oh.. ._. g-guess we can't be roomies then...

>>5613710
>Least Canadian province
Why's that?

>>5613655
=]

>>5613734
I-I'm sorry anon, it's not because of you, it's an America thing ;~;
I think I'd go nuts living in the US, I'm a Canadian and I love my home.

>>5613736
Hardline rural grassroots conservatism
Low level xenophobia
Low taxes, crappy social services and education
Fundamentalist christians
A generally more "American" characteristic to the culture. People here like their guns, hunting and massive pickup trucks.

Couple that with our love of oil and beef and we're basically Texas-lite, with more snow.

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It's been a while since I last posted a new pic of my hon face. Fixed.

>>5613757
It's ok. i'm used to rejection you don't have to sugar coat it. :( maybe some day you'll change your mind. i can hope

>tfw you've been on lupron for 5 months
>ask your doctor to give you a prescription for estrogen
>he says that he'll give you a prescription for spironolactone because it has a similar chemical structure to estrogen to see how it will make you feel
>says he won't give you a prescription for estrogen until you see a psychiatrist

???

>>5613773
New doctor fám

>>5613757
You make it sound like thats a bad thing.

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>>5613773
>gets lupron
>doesn't get estrogen
Bwahahahaha. Wtf.
spiro is fuck all like estrogen.

>>5613773
Find another doctor, this one sounds dangerously incompetent.

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>see ppl taking pics, take pic of self to bask in my masculinity
>tfw i don't look like a giant man anymore without makeup and look like pretty young homosexual

the magic of hormones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tho in all seriousness i'm surprised i don't look like as much of a monster as i used to. in about a month? i'll have been on HRT consistently w/ progesterone for a year. craycray.

>>5613777
>>5613781
This is the only doctor who does transgender stuff in the entire province that I live in.

>>5613764
so... this is the power.. of testosterone.....

kami sama... give me your strength to banish this evil.. or we might not make it out alive

*fights and fails to defeat hon-ness*

y-yamero!! I have failed you mtfg....

>>5613766
Anon please ;~;
We can hang when I move to Vancouver someday

>>5613778
Opinions honestly. I don't fit in here, so I don't really like it. Plus Alberta isn't exactly trans friendly.

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>tfw you look like a man

>>5613785
You really don't need a pseudo-specialist for HRT. It's nothing special, all parts of the treatment are routinely prescribed to cis people with the same desired effects. I think you could easily find a dozen GPs that would write a better script that that idiot.

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>>5613783
what happened in the last month?

that brow tho

>>5613794
id visit Vancouver sounds fun

maybe I can get a job there and move and we can be roomies maybe

>>5613796
Getting lupron is worth not burning that bridge though. If A doc gave me nonsense like that I'd play along and self med the estrogen.
I mean, bloody hell, it's lupron.

>>5613795
Say that enough and it might actually come true.

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>>5613804
It's already true though.

All my features are super male.

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>>5613799

>what happened in the last month?
either i'm extra confused or u misread what i said
also what is everyone's obsession with rly thin eyebrows? idgi. you know that both ages you and makes your face look longer right lol

>>5613783
Omg those power brows. I like seeing someone here who doesn't overpluck their brows til they're like fishhoks. You look more ethnic and so pretty!

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Tell gf about dream of marrying high school gf, tell her ex gf is like 240 now, she suggests we do barre together.

>going into a room full of pretty cis women to do ballet exercises

>>5613802
>get a job there
That's the tricky part ;~; finding work that will pay Vancouver rent. Canadian visas are also kind of tricky so far as I know.

>>5613812
Insanity isn't a good look on you lain, stop it.

>>5613803
Honestly, I don't feel comfortable with needles because, well, bad memories. Besides, I've seen the damage lupron can cause when my sister was on it for endometriosis, I still think cypro is safer until I get SRS... So, I don't really see it as much of an advantage. But when I read about doctors that incompetetnt, it just makes me wish they could be executed Stalin style.

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>>5613816
never said anything about thickness because yeah you're right rly thin eyebrows maoe shit worse

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>>5613825
How can you say i'm insane when you don't know what I look like ;_;

>>5613834
You're insane lain ;~;

>>5613824
Faye constantly is convincing me that being single is the best i can do.

>>5613783
THOSE FUCKING EYEBROWS LMFAO

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>>5613783
>tfw still hot boyfriend material

>>5613834
You're insane for many reasons that are entirely evident though these threads. You're either a (you) addict or you believe that some day you're going to get new advice from your daily whining. Either way, insane.

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>>5613834
I saw your andro pretransition nose and eyes. That makes your "I'm so manly" claim pretty easily proven wrong.

You had the look of a pasty nerdy whiteboi, and your 170Hz man voice probably sounds like one too.

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>>5613836
Why ;-;

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>>5613819

thank ^-^ ye i'm trying to do the whole like ... not fabricating everything about my look thing i guess. ~embracing my natural look~ etc

>>5613828

o ok. ye if i thinned my brows out i would be pic related lmaaaao

>>5613843

http://www.byrdie.com/eyebrow-shapes
read this, it'll help u

>>5613845

u used to be before u grew boobs and turned into a pretty woman

>>5613851
>super manly
nerd you need a new pair of glasses and a fresh haircut and you're good

>>5613834
ÿou actually pass, everyone who has seen you says so.
and no one hugboxes you dummie. stop the delusions.

>>5613845
hai hows aging going, hit 39 yet?

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>>5613850
>boi

>>5613854
What about my huge square chin and huge nose?
I also don't know what haircut to get ;-;

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>>5613859
look at styles that take the attention from those areas???

>>5613857
Still 34, it sucks I know

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how many of you ladies use Marijuana? I love an mtf who knows how to relax hmu

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>>5613859
>>boi
Well no shit, you keep posting pretransition photos for some reason. Before estrogen you looked like a boy, not a man, and if you don't pass now I would be extremely surprised.

>>5613862
>34
No way, you look so young though

>>5613865
i can't smoke cause it burns my throat too much and i can't handle it. i like eating edibles once in a while tho

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>>5613861
Like what?
I'm gonna get my hair cut SOON but I have no idea what to say I want.

Like I want to cut it a bit shorter so it's just above my shoulders but bangs is hard.

>>5613866
Only the jaw/chin was pre transition I think.

>>5613857
I don't know about that tbhon but I guess a few people have said I pass, probably a good pic tho?

I'm feeling lazy this morning girls, so:

[bait]

It'd be great if I could get the usual to go.

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>>5613884

>>5613881
idk go on pintrest or something and search for something nice ;~;

>>5613884
u u u u

>>5613865
i can snap hits so hard i clear the bong without pulling the slide senpai notice me senpai
unlike my dad who pulled a bill clinton

>>5613893
Your dad took a pretty good hit from my dick kid

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>>5613865
>marijuana
Adults use heroin and amphetamines :^)

>>5613881
You sure? You were wearing guy glasses and your skin looked greasy.

>>5613895
i wouldn't be surprised if the reason my dad is such a massive dick is cause he took it.

>>5613896
>Adults use heroin and amphetamines :^)
Real adults don't use drugs, and instead are numb of the general pain of life.

>>5613900
real adults have a tripsitter sacrifice them to ba'al while they peak on DMT

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>>5613865

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
but not too much. cause smoke is bad for ur skin and i don't know ppl well enough to get edibles. when i move to colorado tho ima be very #420blazeitfaggot. the faggot being me
also this pic is my fetish

>>5613900
Estrogen and shitposting is my anti drug.

>>5613905
wut

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I got a cis girl yelled at right now.

>walk into Subway after a 2mile walk
>2 girls behind the counter gossiping instead of working
>my blood is up
>she puts mayo instead of ranch on my sandwich
>are you stupid or are you blind?
>she starts apologizing and looks really scared
>her manager comes out, gives me the sandwich free of charge and takes girl to the back
>realize what I did

Poor girl it was only the hon in me! :(

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>>5613896
I'm not sure what pics you've seen but I still have guy glasses ;-;

Not sure what kind to get.

>>5613909
Should have covered her with your mayo ;)

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>>5613908

.....i have a thing for guys who are covered in blood.....lmao
pic related a guy i used to talk to and wanted to fuck rly bad

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>>5613900
I guess I don't have the mindset of an adult then, I still crave a vice for numbing things.

>>5613911
Seriously? Go shopping then, literally noone cares if you try on women's frames.

>>5613909
I'm the opposite.

>get to the uni café
>order a thing of like chips and gravy or something unhealthy
>wait for it to come
>they bring me my food
>eat it
>still hang around
>the lady behind the counter realises that i'm waiting
>asks if she can help me
>"y-you didn't make me pay"
>she looks confused
>"l-like you didn't ask me for any m-money"
>she has a light chuckle and says that i can have it free for my honesty
>feel terrible for the rest of the day because i didn't end up paying

I'm terrible with people.

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>>5613923
I used to be into cutting but it was probably because of depression lol..

>>5613923
he's just pretending in that photo, right? he doesn't actually think that looks real, does he?

Ladies, I'm in a bit of a pickle! Hoping you girls can help me out <3

My ex-wife just called and said that the kids don't want to come back to my apartment! She told me they think I'm weird for being a woman now. Now I KNOW she's lying, my kids love their second mom lol! How can I find out what she's doing to keep them away from me?

Hugs and kisses girlies!! Thank you in advance for the advice~

>>5613884
Ewe.

>>5613938
fucking epic dude

>>5613909
Every time i go to subway i just cut people off when they try to be civil. I'm so over the service industry. I have to hold their hand through making a sandwich. It's like they dont get that the bell peppers are the best part.

>>5613938
Fuck you.
I baited first.

>>5613698
and andreja is the PEAK of mtf attractiveness. every single person here is below that level.

>>5613947
Hey man I like honposter don't hate

>>5613938
top kek

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>>5613938
A new copypasta is born

>>5613928
Sneak the money into their tip jar when they're not looking.

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>>5613926
Yeah I will but like I don't know what kind of frames to look for.

Would be bad to buy something that doesn't fit my man face at all when i'm kind of poor.

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>>5613934

i wouldn't want to ever bleed myself idk. i like slapping men around but idk that i'd want to make them bleed either. i just like being bruised and stuff, self-mutilation is a no

>>5613935

idk but idc i like the idea of it. even tho it'll like never happen ;3;

>>5613956

andreja is def rly pretty but there are even prettier mtf's than her tbqh

>>5613963
Just post your face, all the bullies probably saw it already anyway

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>>5613938
3/10 put in some effort next time