/mtfg/ - awoo edition

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>>5583179
mtfg rules of engagement: you must not fire until fired upon

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>Tfw HRT never got rid of my happy trail

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how do I get thighs?

>>5583248
be cis

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>mfw people thinking they ruin their diets by having a pizza every day

>>5583247
Never got rid of any of my hair ;~; i still have light chest hair too, same as pre hrt

POST BAD FEATURES RIGHT NOW

>>5583248
Lose a lot of weight till youre hungry skellington

gain a lot of weight while doing lower body exercises and light cardio till you'r slightly chubby

enjoy your hips and thighs and boobs

>>5583256
1st for shoulders

>>5583256
can't fit my whole body in the frame. :')

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>>5583223
I'd never lie to you
>>5583248
squat thrusts and butte exercises

>>5583256
Taking photos of myself is hard

>>5583256
It would be quicker to list my good features desu

>>5583272

>tfw there is no list

>>5583256
my face

>brows
>droopy eyes
>thin lips
>rly huge nose ( mean it )
>long face
>bad hair line
>6'1'' tall
>huge gross feet

did raifu die?

>>5583285
She just posted >>5583272

>>5583272
>Bad features: doesn't awoo enough
Idk that was pretty easy

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>>5583248
3D printed prostheses are getting to be pretty good-looking, although you probably don't want to cut off your legs just yet.

>>5583262
>>5583265
>>5583270
>>5583272
>>5583284
post pics

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rare girl eating grilled cheese please don't steal

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>>5583270
I do it a lot to be honest
it's very sobering

>tfw your phone dies
>>5583256
My whole face and body

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>>5583247
Hrt nuked all my body hair, once my beard and pubes are done being zapped off i will be bald from the eyelashes down.

>>5583289
I'm not raifu!

>>5583292
I'm holding out for full body ones

>>5583294
did you read

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>>5583256
The 'ribbon' feature, as seen in recent editions of Microsoft Office.

>>5583256
Shoulders
Rib cage
Waist
Hip dip
Chin
Nose
Brow
Hairline

>>5583301
Especially when you take it in terrible lighting and an unflattering angle

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>>5583294

Yeah body hair is the devil hahaha

>>5583295
post more rare beepbeeps

>>5583256
>too many to fit in a full picture

>>5583306
and then once you get srs you will be just another insane redhead

>>5583328
>Implying she'll ever get srs

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>>5583291
https://clyp.it/wdm4gk12

>>5583294
here u go

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>>5583248
Exercise.

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>>5583313
you need to have good lighting and multiple angles to get an honest evaluation of yourself

>girl who hung with me for four hours last night added me on facebook
>wonder if she saw the pick with my boobs

>>5583339
post voice
if you have a better voice than me i am going to kill myself.

>>5583345
That's not how others would see me though

>>5583347
Faye?

>>5583347
Trip dropped,
It's really hard being so alpha that you pick up straight girls wearing a bra

>>5583323
sssshhhh

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>>5583320
I'm honestly not sure what to make of caterpoller. Nobody actually goes from /pol/ to chaser to AGP to trutrans all in a matter of days, do they? This is all a charade, isn't it?

>>5583354
Surprised she was so oblivious

>>5583360
the 4 stages of denial

>>5583328
speaking of being a red head, I noticed 90% of natural red heads like me but who are cis have puffy nipples, it must be a genetic thing

I want to lick ad's soft ticklish soles

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>>5583360
>implying body hair is the worst part of being trans
bby i wud have hairy legs and no gt for everyday of my life.

is caterpoller cartman?

>>5583373
>is caterpoller cartman?
basically.
except more stupid

>>5583360
>https://clyp.it/wdm4gk12
caterpoller is trutrans now?

>>5583340
BREH

>>5583340
dat butterface

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>>5583373
Bullshit. I wish my body hair would just accept the fact that I dont want it anymore and stop growing back after so many times shaving it. I hate body hair so much.

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>tfw huge manly nose and manly eyes

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>see cis girl and her trans gf couple on chaturbate
>check it out
So this is what Faye gets to feel.

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>>5583381
BRUH

>>5583385
dat jelly

>>5583392
Ugly glasses desu

>>5583395
Disgusting

caterpoller is respectfully in the polgbt thread. we need to hush

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Anyone sick of being an american? Someone sponsor me so I can move to Canada.

British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Java, the praying mantis is in search of its prey
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider

American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the background
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESN'T KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>HOORA!
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>DOWN FOR THE COUNT
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER SHOULD'VE PRAYED... TO.. GOD!!!!!!!!!!
>flame outro to next clip

>>5583401
copy pasta?

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>>5583398
They're my old man glasses tbhon.

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>>5583388
tfw shave your body every 2-3rd day just to keep everything shiny and smooth-ish
im actually full of small marks of cuts especially around legs.

im gross kill me

>>5583392
memma i only see a grill in that picture
>huge nose
wew so delusional that it starts to add up into your cuteness soon.

>>5583401
you'll end up in the dtes

>>5583401
Literally a reddit copy pasta
good shit

>>5583404
At least you don't have perpetual shadow like me

>>5583360
lol? I've just never liked it. I can get by with having everything trimmed. If I were in really good shape I'd go more shaved, but if you aren't using cutters and you shave it just makes you look doughy.

>>5583401
working on your standup?

>>5583388
Laser or electrolysis; intense searing bursts of fundamental particles are the only language the follicles understand.

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>>5583406
>i only see a grill in that picture

Wanted to eat all 30 sleeping pills but only ate 4 with my bottle of wine

>tfw suicide the adult way
.... refinancing my student loans so my parents names arent attached

.... paying off my fiancés truck with my yearly bonus

... leaving my year old jeep with 30k left on it at the police station for reclimation.

..... hopefully carelessly lose a hand at work for ad&d payout or my fiance

....go skydiving atleast once

....tell everyone i hate at work to fuck off, i won the lottery, walk out

.... off myself that evening, falling asleep, never to wake parked in a ditch on a side road with some kind of edgy note written in waterproof ink i safety pinned to my horrible forehead.

>lifegoals

>>5583403
No, just an observation I made. My mom is watching animal planet and the most retarded insect "documentary" is on.

>>5583409
You might consider waxing instead.

>>5583419
That sounds really painful and like a lot of work to be honest. Maybe one day though. How long does waxing last? A couple of months right?

>>5583419
>Get legs waxed
>Tfw leg hairs super visable in 4 days still
I just want something that lasts so I dont have to do this every single day.

>>5583424
More like two weeks or so, if I recall correctly.

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>>5583418
>No, just an observation I made.

>>5583424
so when did you start hrt cartman?

>>5583428
i fucking knew it, thanks anon :3

>>5583418
>>>/v/324454516

uh huh.

>>5583424
>months right?
no. underarms maybe, hair is strangely weak there and often never grows back as thick again. elsewhere you will be plucking new hairs within weeks

>>5583428
Its still true though.

>>5583425
The only permanent approach is to destroy the follicle in such a way that it can't regenerate, sadly. You choices are laser, electrolysis, IPL, or branding iron.

>>5583440
Sure,
still shows what a manipulative liar you are though.

hey whats up fags

>>5583436
I actually just got it from /b/ right now.

>>5583443
You must be mistaken, we're all str8 grills.

what does it take to score a real date with one of you girls? all the trans girls i've tried to hit on call me a chaser. you do realize that completely straight guys won't fall for you right?

>>5583426
>>5583438
Oh lame. I thought it lasted longer. Well you can have them zapped right? I suppose that would be the best bet.

>>5583455
>what does it take to score a real date with one of you girls?
Become a tranny

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>>5583455

>>5583455
Be attractive and lose the sense of entitlement

>>5583455
Would you date someone that still needs lots of work?

>>5583463
Kayla, the work you need isn't even related to your gender dysphoria.

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>>5583452

>>5583455
I'm pretty sure the chaser thing is the exact same phenomenon you see with regular girls, the trans girl equivalent of the "nice guy".

>delusional feminist women complaining about lack of guys liking them
>hold themselves and everyone else to unrealistic standards

>delusional trans women complaining about lack of guys liking them
>hold themselves and everyone else to unrealistic standards

>>5583443
idk, there was that well known trans woman that killed herself a few days ago. pretty end times for my piddly gen. she had aids, but i have no idea if anyone expected it. grim and sad. people are really smart and seem resilient and then it's like: oh shit

>>5583471
uh yeah it is, I am nowhere near ready to live as a girl and its killing me

>>5583474
Do you ever shut the fuck up

Every post you make is wrong

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>tfw ww3 will never happen
>I will never emerge as the queen of the wasteland
>I will never rule over every tran and control the last of the estrogen reserves

>>5583475
yea. if im a hon and cant get a bf im killing myself too :3c

>>5583481
>exact same phenomenon you see with regular girls
yeah this was trying a bit too hard

>>5583401

>Wanting to live in the must cucked muslim loving country ever

You should just move there Kayla. I hope you get stoned to death by dirty brown people.

>>5583490
yeah take your /pol/ shit elsewhere, i live here and its probably one of the better countries to be trans in

>>5583490
I thought the only stoning in canada is going on in elanna's room with a bong

>>5583476
Being a habitually lying sociopath with daddy issues and more than likely a clepto(wouldnt surprise me)


Has nothing to do with gender dysphoria

>>5583485
she had one last i knew. she wasn't a hon.

>>5583484
WITNESS ME

>>5583488
Oh! Sorry. I should have said cis. My bad. :)

>>5583484
what in the world makes u think
>tfw ww3 will never happen
would lead to
>I will never emerge as the queen of the wasteland
>I will never rule over every tran and control the last of the estrogen reserves
?

>>5583505
i didn't notice. you corrected yourself before i did. i know i'm on 4chan

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I made a really tasty stir fry for dinner
Both my parents seemed to enjoy it and asked me to write down the recipe I made up

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>>5583494
Ok I liked that one you got me

>>5583513
what'cha make?

>>5583508
because all the cis people would have died in the war silly

>>5583500
witnessed

>>5583518
Well I made it up but it was spicy, tangy, and sweet and really well balanced

>>5582500
>awoo edition
lets do it

>>5583513
ah that sounds good abt now ty. bean curd, tofu, and soya stirfry i should secure for myself immediately

>>5583529
what are we doing

what kinds of tips or advice would you give to someone who's never had a threesome before?

>>5583312
this so much

>>5583529
>>5583533
it sounds like people want to record themselves saying awoo. i guess i'll stick around, could be a good performance

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>getting old
not even once

>>5583520
y?
trans will be allowed in the military soon and not every cis person would go to fight and it's not like we'd be any less vulnerable to abuse and discrimination if society collapsed, quite the opposite

>>5583528
what'd u put in it?

>>5583535
make sure to include everyone and not let it turn to two rlly going at it with a third left out, communicate, relaxx

>>5583540
i can't awoo.

>>5583535
Woa for real?
Grats maddie !!
Hope u have fun <3

>>5583533
Awooing
Awooooo~
>>5583535
I've never had a threesome. Pre lube.

>>5583542
>>getting old
>not even once
xo jane it happened to me:
guess i'm glad i never had the fuller cheeks i always wanted

>>5583550
if you ever awooed in my ear i would get some confused feelings in my body.

>>5583550
Awooo ~~ !

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>>5583542
That's what happens when you quit being batman. Its a curse.

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>tfw thinking about Ricky.

>>5583568
he always had a gaunt shitty thin-skinned face

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>>5583573
He used to be hot

>>5583484
>tfw ww3 will never happen
keep living in that bubble with mommy

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>tfw got warned for posting guro

Thanks butthurt anon. I need to get my service provider to make my IP renewable and avoid bans.

You win for now you faggot.

>>5583529
https://clyp.it/qt3jxrvn
awoo

>>5583579
good fuck off back to /d/ you insufferable guro faggots

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>>5583585
>fuck off

Make me. I'll be here everyday for the rest of 4chan's life you shitstain.

>>5583579
Dont be upset Ricky gf. Want me to cut >>558358 ? Would that make you feel better?

>>5583579
was it the tummy pic?

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>>5583545

>>5583558
>>5583560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12wDvdm8djL

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>>5583542
men age like shit

>>5583583
is that completely silent

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>>5583596
>tfw no yandere gf to stab anon's eyes out

>>5583598
It was the boy who was playing with his intestines and had no legs.

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>All these uncertain and insincere awoos being posted
Put some effort into it! Make me believe you are an awoo!

>>5583600
digits every time like what the fuck bb.

>>5583600
WEREWOLVES OF LONDON

>>5583599
did u serve it with any like vegetable-sides or anything

>>5583602
celebrities age shit because they use drugs and have unnecessary aesthetic surgeries
>>5583610
i didn't choose the digits the digits chose me
>>5583612
i don't like it

>>5583609
hows mine?
https://clyp.it/b4cgm3s2

>>5583585
Guro, like loli, shota and fur, isn't allowed on /d/ either, technically; /b/ only.

>>5583617
>I don't like it

I didn't expect a tasteless person like you to like it

>>5583616
I served it on chicken and bell peppers with rice noodles

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dSmSMNcrcX

>>5583620
I wish I had your vocal power
like, I just can't do much more than speak in my girlvoice and I have zero range in it

https://clyp.it/oxnai3zm
so flat ;~;

wow. i am a god damned faggot. so, my phone, it works.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vCrkAA4QLT

I don't get it. Is this some kind of furry thing?

puush/mDBxF.wav

>>5583629
Teach my your voice secrets

>>5583628
>https://clyp.it/oxnai3zm
HAHA that is soo Australian
don't beat yourself up over it you have a good voice

http://vocaroo.com/i/s031VKqINEp9 top kek

>>5583629
SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK
cis girls leave REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5583632
take your pills, sound like a dumb bitch

>>5583628
HOLY SHIT THATS SO AUSTRALIAN. cuteeeeeeee!

>>5583639
your voice sounds exactly the same

>>5583637
>remy STILL won't step on your dick
why live

>>5583637
What was that faint and almost inaudible sound?

>>5583629
Typical tranny voice.

>>5583627
Pipsqueak.

>>5583646
Bull fucking shit it does, did you hear how crisp and clean her voice is. I will never get to that pitch. Stuff like that really makes me doubt if I could ever do transition right.

>>5583651
a 2am awoo in a non existant girlvoice

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>>5583629
wtf so cis. here i am over here with the worst man voice ever...

>>5583617
i wish tripfu would choose me. rip.

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>>5583603
>>5583609
S-sorry
https://clyp.it/15kbl5a4

>>5583620
That's a very powerful awoo
wish I could do that but my mom would hear t b h

>>5583629
Soooo good wah

>>5583656
Post voice pls. Let us all have a good laugh.

spit on me

>>5583461
okay. are you dating anyone right now? let's grab coffee

>tfw everyones voice is better
i mean i ain't trying to compete with anyone here but fuc
>>5583622
sorry
>>5583657
sorry

>>5583665
Eat my cooking and I'll spit inside you

>>5583666
I think you must be into shaking&baking.

>>5583656
No, faye has the man voice
https://clyp.it/wbsz24t4

>>5583664
no thanks anon

>>5583669
its ok i'll get over it. i think you sound fine. i wish i was there now so i could hear you all night.

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>>5583627
>>5583660
Super cute.
Heres a head pat.

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>>5583666
>tfw Satan will never ask u out

>>5583678
HASHAHA okay im not that bad

>>5583678
>tfw no pre transition faye bf

are we posting man voices now??

>>5583670
what would you cook ?
>>5583697
i already did.

>>5583678
oh it's kayla trashing other people again. that's a little rich

>>5583440
It's pathetic, that's what it is. Your dumbass still thinks it's possible to fool us when your replies are like half a page up. I'm asking this as a serious question, are you mentally retarded?

An hero vs Make America Great Again, which one should I choose?

>Tfw super hon and don't know how to into a passing voice

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>>5583701
Probably stir fry unless you asked for something in particular

>tfw finally manage to gather the courage to talk to that girl you visited and did ~erotic~ things with
>Thought she wouldnt reply or it would be awkward because when you visited her you were an ugly awkward mess
>its not
Why do i let people torture me like this. I just shouldnt date, every time i like people it fucks me up and fucks my entire life up.
>>5583682
Thats lewd. I dont make sounds after 10.

>>5583704
Vote for Trump. Make America Great Again.

>>5583676
I'm into Mooff

>>5583708
sure thing. i'm kind of fussy with ingredients but i am sure we can work something out. how exactly do you intend to spit inside me anyways? i don't understand the logistics.

>>5583711
Can I an hero after?

>>5583654
Do it a bit louder.

>>5583697
Do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6_irTqtyw4

>>5583686
T-thanks

>>5583708
What's stir fry o-o

>>5583653
i think if you produced what you did in your awoo, you at least have range to work with. it was hard to tell how loud/close to mic you were and tell for sure what your voice typically sounds like but you're prob fine. i've been transitioned a long time.

>>5583713
I can include a nonzero amount of saliva in the sauce if that's your fetish

>tfw ur voice is andro and confusing and shitty and inconsistent so you get gendered male over the phone and female in person

>>5583709
i just meant talking. sorry. i'll shut up.

>>5583722
sounds good to me. how can i repay you for your indulgence?

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>>5583719
>What's stir fry o-o
>>What's stir fry o-o
>>>What's stir fry o-o

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>>5583723
At least you get genered female at all

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>>5583715
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6_irTqtyw4
implying i have the energy to do that.

>do it louder
i'm not ready to make a mockery of myself just yet

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s140J19Lk2t9

>>5583697
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b8DLsp6ott

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>>5583723
iktf

>>5583731
Pay for the food and provide me with emotional intimacy

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1st for my voice makes me wanna cry

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>>5583735

>>5583719
Have you even lived
>>5583728
Its fine, I'm just playing with you.

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>>5583686
>tfw no one to pat you on the head and call you a good girl

>>5583736
Ricky bb omg let me hugbox you for a second and say your voice is the cutest and just made me smile.

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>>5583736
Oh Ricky and to think I almost went to sleep.

>>5583735
Just say "everything's shit". And you should get used to mockery.

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>tfw extremely manly and no chance at passing ever

>>5583714
If you must. <3

>>5583733
>>5583744
>>>What's stir fry o-o
>>>>What's stir fry o-o
>>>>>What's stir fry o-o

>>5583736
c u t e
You have a little bit of an accent huh?

>>5583742
;~; We can voice train together bebby

>>5583744
i know. dubs and depressing messages is a meme now apparently. i wish i could reprogram my brain.

>>5583750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zp1SQMaAnS

>>5583736
that accent holy fuck

>>5583741
i wish i could take you up on the offer but i can't provide. sorry.

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>>5583742
>tfw you have the manliest voice among the people here

>>5583747
Ofcourse baby, you need a manly man in your life. I can be that guy for you.

>>5583750
>going to sleep this early
don't be a normie

also I'm stealing that gif of Brad

>>5583755
I'm a dirty foreigner but the chicks love my accent

>>5583758
what's wrong with it?

>>5583743
Continue to post this image.
>>5583756
I apparently cant stop getting dubs. Its becuse i worship christian bale.

>Tfw ugly
>Tfw bad voice
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JurXm5gyMj
Life is suffering

>>5583762
>wrong
nothing wrong at all, im just a huge fan of euro accents

>>5583758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16ozb5xf7sB

Hell, I'm just lurking, but this thread has made me love you all.

>>5583772
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uOmsJC1c7H

>>5583767
and i worship you. i had no idea you approved of the image meme. let's make out and watch American Psycho together.

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>>5583762
W-Whats your steam Ricky? So I can tell you how manly I think you are. Maybe.

>>5583782
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09YtaTC9K0S

>imagining yourself in a wedding dress

>>5583776
Hell.
>>5583783
I just like christian bale. American Psycho is good. I own the book. Machinist is one of my favorite movies ever.

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>>5583784
http://steamcommunity.com/id/poisoncourtesan/

>>5583769
I hate them myself but whatever rocks your boat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>5583795
i never got to see machinist I've been extremely curious since i watched American Psycho. can we snuggle and watch it pls. i would revoke my shitposting license to hug you

>>5583790
no more manvoice posting for me sorry anon

>>5583762
>chicks love my accent
yeh it's cute

>>5583793
>Wanting a wedding

>>5583762
iktf @_@
i have a recording i think is kinda ok but i know im trying to talk really high in it and otherwise its just GRAVELY
bad voice makes it really hard to feel cute
>>5583755
@_@

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>>5583799
T-Thanks. I'll add you later because I've been playing a game for a bit and wouldnt be able to give you my full attention ;~;

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>>5583793
>imagining myself in a wedding dress

>>5583795
Sorry for transliterating a quirk of speech. I'll show myself out.

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How girls play dnd

>>5583755
Meat and vegetables with a spicy or otherwise flavorful sauced all fried in one pan, served with rice or sometimes noodles
>>5583760
Damn

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>>5583812
>bad voice makes it really hard to feel cute
iktf
I am glad I don't use my tranny voice ever
I'm just a cute mute boy instead!

>>5583810
Glad you think so c:

>>5583814
take your time bb

>>5583808
Sure. Its a great movie. I watched it on my first date with a boy tho and now i have like embarrassing memories because he tried to hold my hand and i freaked out and then my mom yelled at me for bringing a stranger to the house and ugghhh it was a bad day.
>>5583818
Nahdude it was cute, i think I'm only going to say hell now.

>>5583821
DnD is gay and you should feel gay.

>>5583828
welp guess i'm not holding hands during it then whoops

hell

https://clyp.it/ca4gh1jz

>>5583793
I could marriage my best friend...

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welp i think i ruined my life senpai. i quit transition at 25 and i did have a chance now i don't there is nothing i can do to turn back that mistake its the hon years from now on. i didn't look terrible after five months.

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>>5583827
not easy when you like being social @_@

maybe i should just practice while family is home and feel like shit

l-lol im usually fine too its just whenever im reminded of it its so bad
i know i can fix it too so i shouldnt be so sad but sucks still

>>5583835
Dick move!

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>>5583793
>imagining myself in any dress ever

No thanks, I'd rather not look like a clown.

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>>5583697
https://clyp.it/mfwupaxu

>>5583821
I need to start playing games more, my friends miss me.

On the bright side, bras! Now going running and working will suck so much less...

>>5583840
i was hoping my job would give me the opportunity to practice my voice but i usually just sound like a fag :/

>>5583851
wat

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>>5583851

>>5583834
Idk. That's more dependent on how i feel about you than some dumb memory from a year ago.
>>5583839
Yea better than me for five months. The fifth to ninth months or so are like the hardest. Its just this awkward, hopeless length of time that feels never ending. I dont think I'm over that hump tho, still feel terrible. Just, now everyone else is saying i look fine and that stresses me out more.

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>>5583851

>>5583854
@_@ i sound like a boy trying to sound like a fag lol

how to actually make progress hello

>>5583839
is that a current pic or from like two years ago?

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>>5583851

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>>5583751
that feel :/

>>5583851
wtf elanna are you alright

>>5583867
did they get ffs or ......

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>>5583835
imagine these sounds coming out of this person

>>5583858
i wish i had a scrap of selfconfidence. every time i think about my body or my voice i just feel worthless. i know i don't even deserve to be your friend and it gets hard to cope with that.

>>5583862
well im 26 so you do the maths lol,

>>5583861
ugh sounding like a cross between dr.girlfriend and lipsy faggot at times is not really progress friend but i tried what heavenly used to do push that adams apple up it kinda helped.

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>>5583867
>tfw huge chin

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>>5583867
Asian boys always end up passing as girls anyway.

The rest of us will always rely on good lighting and nice angles.

>>5583869
asian magick senpai us filthy gaijiin are not privy to their secrets

>>5583888
whittu piggu go home

>>5583872
long hair and better fashion sense and that is a bonafide cutie

>>5583793
>ywn have a nice wedding with a wonderful guy.
>you'll just look like a hideous guy in drag
;_;

>>5583877
Of course you deserve to be my friend. The QUESTION you're really asking, thats making you feel bad, is, will i be into you.
Only one way to find out.
>>5583894
>better fashion sense
I'll take the under on this ever happening
>>5583895
Hell

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>>5583884
um he's using lighting and nice angles too so uhhhh.

i mean i was on rocket news today and i saw asian hons i didn't even know that was a thing.

>>5583879
i know that feel senpai i killed my chances incoming influx of hon poasting

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>>5583793
I'll be so happy and playful, and about to be a bride. I'll certainly cry. I need to find MORE waterproof mascara, or get less corrosive tears first though desu.

>>5583898
why not just get back on hrt?

hey so what does it mean if you're at a party and a guy you're really good friends with jokingly says he'd choke you, you say he won't, and then he pushes you against a wall and chokes you while maintaining eye contact and lifting you up a little?

Especially if he has a girlfriend?

>>5583891
but i love your peoples and culture can you accept me in all my hikimori ways.

>>5583908
was he hard?

Testing.

Things didn't work out with my boyfriend and I had to move back home. Took my mother two days to kill every happy feeling I've learned to have and take away any confidence I had gained in being female. Now I'm back to hating everything about myself and only thinking of myself with my deadname as some freaky guy

>>5583896
it still hurts. a lot. i'll work on it. i wish i had a good voice to fall back on but i don't even have that yet.
>>5583908
uh i'd probably die of bliss if anyone ever choked me shame everyone is a pussy

>>5583736
even your manvoice is sexy

>>5583911
I don't know I was busy looking into his eyes and I probably would've blushed harder if I'd looked.

also he teased me afterwards about how I enjoyed it because I didn't do anything to stop him

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>>5583855
https://clyp.it/4cyh52k5

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>>5583906
my father quit his job and when i ordered from qhi they wanted me to sign some sort of paper which is great if i had a scanner. i can't find androcur which i need cause spiro did shit for boners. no therapist over here the oly one is a pretty woman i have an aversion to those so yah suggestions plox?

pic related literal me

>>5583920
>tfw used to choke my ex in bed
it was really fun and she liked it a lot

>>5583926
order from alldaychemist

>>5583908
he hates teh trans and is trying to opress you with dick to butte rape. get on tumblr immediately and blog about it sis.

>>5583895
What do you even look like?

>>5583928
way to make me want to fucking kill myself like a jealous piece of trash

>>5583768
you sound cis to me

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>>5583921
Ty bb, I am a Greek god for a reason.

>>5583932
uh what they got spiro thats shit. and i need injection i hate the texture of disolving pills and swallow to fast kinda like when i suck dicks for cum.

>>5583941
*goddess

someone teach me how to voice

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>>5583938
Reeeeeee

>>5583920
>>5583928
plus he's mentioned how he is a bit sadistic and at least half of his gfs got off on choking, It's weird tho cause that was a while back, but even now he acts way differently when it's just us vs with other people

>>5583934
nah he actually asked me if I was trans before I even started hormones, we know each other pretty well, it's a bit weird cause he's known me as a dude for so long but now he's super pumped for me to transition

>>5583937
i said ex, where do you live?
if its close to me maybe we can work something out~

>>5583928
getting choked is superduper fun

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>>5583946
No, I have nothing that'd be found on a goddess. I am a cute boy with dysphoria.

>>5583895
that feel.

>>5583898
im really looking forward to this picture being posted to me over a billion replies later too how delete archive.

>>5583945
take what you can get until you can get something better

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>>5583898
>that feel when people that are way closer to passing than you ever will be are so certain that they'll never pass either

Nope. Trying again.
>>5583920
Whatever neither do i.

>>5583953
unlikely. i give up.

>>5583948
you really do

>>5583945
injections can be a pain in the ass tho, and not just cause you're shoving an inch and a half long needle into your booty

>>5583954
yes it is

>would post voice but the walls in my house are super thin and I don't want anyone to hear

>>5583949
ummm i was def not being serous senpai but go for it if he's into you i guess.

>>5583947
this please.

>>5583937
my gf wears a collar i gave her, makes it really easy to choke her. just grab the back and watch her start to go slack. you can tell somebodys about to pass out because their eyes will widen suddenly and their pupils will grow because theyre trying to take in as much as possible to save themselves, and once you learn to keep somebody in that state they can get really addicted to it. hard to think of anything at all while youre like that. super peaceful

>>5583963
youll never get fucked with that attitude anon.

>>5583768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UhKWQG5LnE

>>5583926
>which is great if I had a scanner
Public libraries generally have scanners...

>>5583898
>i know that feel senpai
Yours isnt nearly as bad ;_;
>tfw my jaw looks like a huge tumour

>>5583935
I'm still pre everything until I work up the courage to start HRT, so I still look like a guy.

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>>5583879
tfw huge chin and thin man lips. fucken murder me senpai, but i'll most likely crush you with my vast muscular bulk and insane strength by accident beforehand

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https://unsee.
cc/posigude/

who's the best ffs surgeon to get rhinoplasty from?

>>5583969
Iktf
>>5583974
You're crazy cute

>>5583960
haha if that's way closer to passing than you are I wonder how manly you must look

>it's prolly not as bad as me

>>5583967
fuck I would kill that slutty bitch gf of his if it meant he'd rape me, I got really close to setting her car on fire once so she best not push things