/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

worst op

>>5581430
you're never going to get a fucking job then, better start contacting your buddies from your construction days :^)

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>tfw huge manly nose

>>5581353
Pls don't kidnap me
>>5581422
Its hard enough to get roommates when you're boring and normal. Kayla needs to learn to be a human being before she forces people to live with her.
>>5581430
I'd rather be a wage slave than a neet, sitting at home being usless, sucking resources from my family who earned all of their money on their own, at THEIR wage slave job.

>>5581439
>wanted to lick dick.

shit taste desu.

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>>5581439
you need to find someone with a nice dick

>>5581445
weird I was sure you had it
starts with max.
lastname added behind the .
>>5581451
then go to a cheap area
whp says you have to move the moment you have a job ? o_0

>>5581430
well, valium might work. Why are you after sleeping pills though? Also ambien is not good, are you on spiro on cypro? Ambien is pretty hepatotoxic. Did they know you were on HRT when the prescribed that?

>>5581454
dont worry bbgurl i wouldn't even force my worst enemy to live in this shithole country, especially with me. i wish i could get kidnapped just so i don't have to be stuck here anymore. my parents are being fucking cruel lately too.

>>5581459
larry confirmed for max

>>5581433
Transgenderism is a mental disorder

http://therightstuff.biz/2014/01/24/pandoras-transgender-box/

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I have to go to the hospital tomorrow for a physchiatric evaluation and I'm really scared it won't go very well.

What do /mtfg/?

>>5581436
God help you and your sex ferrari. I sincerely hope we can maintain the standard of living that allows your liberal excess. I don't think we can, but I've been wrong before. Once.

On a totally different note, Shania Twain is the best.

>>5581472
damn right

now gimme the cure bb

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>tfw massive manly nose
Orc lyfe ;_;

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>>5581456
I know ;~;
Preferably in the next few hours

>>5581455
>not liking penis
Why desu ;~;

>>5581443
Stop being so mean to me, didn't you read my list? I need to make $2,000 USD a month or I am fucked.

>>5581454
>Kayla needs to learn to be a human being
teach me, I don't want to be a robot forever

>>5581459
>then go to a cheap area
hahaha I can't up and leave where I have been all my life without more things in my life finished

>>5581460
I was on ambien for 3 months and just quit a week ago, what does it do to hrt?

>>5581484
Makng it the image name in all caps doesn't make it so, dummy.

>>5581484
good thing you hid your eyes, i was about to dox you. ;)

>>5581487
>I need to make 2000USD a month or I am fucked
How the fuck? Learn to cut down and find a roommate.

>>5581489
My eyes just look dumb there, not important when showing huge nose too.

>>5581488
Well you can see for yourself.

>that manly nose bridge
>those huge man nostrils

>>5581486
ac247, ac8073

>>5581493
Kay monster has high standard of living

>>5581486
>Why
hyperosmic hyperausmic vegans represent, i guess

>>5581487
nothing really. It's just metabolized by your liver. idk anything about spiro but cypro is hepatotoxic. Ambien is really hepatotoxic though. The two mixed together could do a lot of damage, idk, just something you should mention you are on before being prescribed.

>>5581487
You're not a robot, you're a baby. And I'm not wasting my time on you.
>>5581462
Tell your parents i said to be nice.

>>5581502
i'm just convinced they want me to die painfully at this point. if coughing up blood isn't enough to make them care, i'll just try to be apathetic. please kidnap me, i don't bite.

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>>5581487
>stop being so mean to me
Stop with the shitty superiority complex then, otherwise go fuck yourself

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>>5581506

>>5581494
You just look finnish

>>5581501
Well my liver is fucked then.

>>5581502
>And I'm not wasting my time on you.
hmm... I didn't ask for your help so i dunno what you wanted to hear

>>5581493
>find a roommate
I need privacy, I can't do trans stuff living with some roomate.

>>5581497
I just made this list, its bare bones what I need to survive a month.

>cheapest appartment I found is $875 a month with water, gas, and trash
>$200 a month for internet and electricity
>$125 a month for car insurance
>$200 a month for fuel
>$200 a month for groceries
So I need to make at least $1,600 a month to survive and that's impossible on minimum wage. Also I need at lease another $400 a month to put away for transition money so I need to make all together $2,000 a month.

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>>5581514
>finnish
I'm swedish tho.

>>5581515
Get a roommate and cut some of those bills in half.
>inb4 roommates are for poor people

>>5581515
asking someone to teach you something is asking for help.

Well, curfew time. :/

>>5581515
That's why when you live with a roommate you also don't share bedrooms

>200 for groceries
Just how much do you eat?

>>5581516
Clearly you came in as a finnish unterfrau and your ancestors assimilated

>>5581519
>cut some of those bills in half
Literally none of that can be any lower, power, internet, gasoline, rent, its all that high and that is from the cheapest providers. Also rent is that high for the smallest apartment that has a parking space. And who would room with me? No one wants to room with a tranny.

>>5581515
>I need privacy, I can't do trans stuff living with some roomate.
So look for another LGBT roommate who's cool with it.

So is mtfg basically femgen with more tripfags? Can I join the club?

>>5581515
Well you might want to get that sorted. If you do blood tests for HRT one thing they will be looking at is liver function if you're on cypro. If you de_stroy that they will stop prescribing you HRT, so you shouldn't do ambien with cypro unless your GP knows you're on both and approves.

>>5581487
You'd likely be the shitty roommate in a roommate scenario so no worries

Also just buy melatonin for sleep..

>>5581525

Where do you live, fag? Just move to a progressive area in the north west, desu.

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>>5581524
>tfw black/dark brown hair during winter and autumn
Can't do anything right ;_;

>>5581527
you can do whatever you want, theres a guy from fucking /pol/ in here for absolutely no reason.

>>5581525
Are you seriously whining that you can't live in Orange county on a minimum wage without a roommate?

>>5581526
hahaha, I live in a anti lgbt shit hole, how does one even find a lgbt roomie in such a place? Also a roomie will leave the place a mess and bring criminals and drugs and I don't want that shit near me.

>>5581536
I'm on shitty old spiro.

>>5581537
How? I keep my living quarters surgically clean.

>>5581539
>Just move
with no money that is impossible

>>5581503
Good, if you bit me I'd probably be upset.
>>5581515
You just asked for my help retard.

>>5581527
Femboys >>> poltarded chasers so knock yourself out

>>5581552
Personality

>>5581550
I don't live near the OC, I am inland, think chino hills.

>>5581552
>I live in a anti lgbt shit hole
You're in California not too far from LA, stop overselling how bad the place is.

>>5581552
I dunno Kayla, how did you get there?

I take it back though, I'm sure you'd be a horrible roommate so you probably shouldn't subject that to anyone else.

>>5581552
Sell car, move to a city, ride a bike

Ez

>>5581552
Then you probably all g senpai.

>>5581555
>Personality
Well if I lived alone I could act like myself and not have to conform to what someone wants from me.

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Did anybody played the videogame LISA?
Would you die if the White Flash ever happens?

>>5581564
You're not making rent living alone in SoCal and trying to keep a car lmao

>>5581561
Why would I ever get rid of my truck? I have to have a real method of transportation.

>>5581560
>how did you get there?
I live in 4 miles of where I was born, I don't travel or move much at all.

>>5581559
LA is literally murderland, if you want a black person to kill you then go there.

i started hrt 3 days ago. my nipples are already puffy and sensitive. is this normal?

>>5581553
the last thing id want to do is upset you. pls kidnap me when i visit. i dont think i'll wait to come back here after i'm graced with your presence.

>>5581487
>I was on ambien for 3 months and just quit a week ago, what does it do to hrt?
be careful withe benzos/z-drugs, they function via the same mechanism and getting hooked is pretty much for life, regardless of what anyone tells you

zolipdem (Ambien) is very short half-life and has very precipitous withdrawal contributing to the overall kindling effect causing worsening withdrawals. idk about hepatoxicity, but be careful with benzos. if you have problems coping now, benzo withdrawal will only make it worse. melatonin works if you work with it calm yourself, slow your breathing--if unsuccessful take more, try again. it has a short half-life, but it isn't a benzo, thank god. it seems to more reliably be what it says on the label than other supplements because in some countries like germany it is rx-only and made to stricter standards generally

>>5581571
Because it costs money and you clearly don't have money.

>>5581573
Yeah that's normal.

>>5581561

This. I moved from Orlando to Portland and life is good. You can be a tranny here and people don't care no matter how hon you are.

>>5581582
I'm in Portland too lets go to los gorditos ' e '

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>>5581515
>I can't do trans stuff living with some roomate
yes you can

literally just post on craigslist or whatever you want to use and once they respond tell them in an email that you're trans, if you need to

that's what I did, and instead of paying $800 or so in rent I'm paying $500-$600 myself bc the rent is like $1100 together, and thats just a two bed

thats how you live on retail, you don't say that you're above shit, because you can't afford it

you just do what you need to, and when you do it right you have some disposable income

>>5581579
ok cool. also i had firm lumps under my nipples. but now theyve expanded and feel spongey. im assuming thats a good thing yeah?

>>5581525
Get a job in construction and save up for a couple of months to move somewhere cheaper. If you think you can pass reasonably well in a hard hat, sunglasses, and high-vis coveralls/jacket you can apply as a flagger. Flag girls make really good money to just stand around telling people how to drive.

>>5581575
Naw, I stopped ambien before, I am not addicted to it. However I still crave the fuck out of some hydrocodone but I ran out last month finally.

>>5581578
Then I have to go make the money. You just don't know how much having a car means in southern california. Everything is far away from each other. My hrt clinic is in LA, my electrolysis clinic is in Orange county, and I am inland. Just to go to those 2 places costs me $50 bucks in gas.

>>5581593
I lived in SoCal for 21 years?

That's why I said move to a city?

>>5581571
> post ad online
> say they have to be LGBT friendly
> screen then however you want to get a decent roommate
So difficult. You're next to LA, don't tell me no-one there is fine with trans people.

>>5581585

Don Pedro is where it's at girl. I've actually never been to gorditos.

>>5581588
But what if the roomie is doing stuff I don't want them to do? How do I get out of the situation? I can't live with some stranger who is going to knife me in my sleep.

>>5581592
I was in construction my whole life. I promised myself I would never go back, that shit ruined my body once already.

>>5581591
Yeah, although that's really quick actually. Did you have gyno before?

>>5581571
>if you want a black person to kill you then go there.
also god don't say sociopathic shit, let alone with a recognisable name and face as a trans woman just because so many other trans women do it. you really can't afford it.

it's enough that even after transit explansion, everyone in los angeles still drives and seems to need a car. yes, consider other cities. people mention portland. that character of "stewing and brewing" diaper meme fame lives there, so you should do ok

>>5581597
I wanted to move to Portland actually from all the trans rumors I heard but I google earthed every street and its disgusting there, no one even mows their lawns, fuck that place. I still want to move to Seattle but I need to be full time and finished before I do that.

>>5581599
d-do they have vegan menu;_;

>>5581606
Don't move to Portland, nobody wants racist idiots living here

>>5581603
yeah i had gyno. it wasnt visible though.

>>5581612
I am not racist. I just don't want to be murdered and usually non whites kill trans women in larger numbers that whites.

>>5581480
Here it iz:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

>>5581617
You're white, if you were to be killed it would be by a white guy.

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>>5581486
transbianism show me than vaginas, tits, and girldicks (totally different to mandick, i swear) are the greatest thing on earth, also people can't like things that i dont like. ¬¬

>>5581620
How? My clinic is in South fucking Central LA. I felt like I was going to die just parking my truck there.

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>>5581600
then have a civil conversation with them like normal people?

they need a place to live too, and most people wouldn't want to live in a hostile environment so they'll try to work things out

and if you're that paranoid just lock your door when you go to sleep, like I do

>>5581617
Well maybe mom will protect you if you stay in her house til you're 30 and full time :^)

>>5581627
>implying he'll ever be fulltime

>>5581466
lel wat ?
>>5581487
all the excuses

>>5581624
Naw, I am not being paranoid anymore when I sleep, I spent too many years with my mom pulling weird shit at all hours of the night. I want to live alone.

>>5581623
>how
Statistics, you're significantly more likely to be murdered by someone in your own ethnic group outside of badly sourced pol memes.

>>5581593
>You just don't know how much having a car means in southern california.
portland has a lot of resources, and yes, isn't as car-centric. your hrt endo is an important piece and having a file with them you should at least keep with you for referral, releases of your chart to bolster your claim of appropriate and established safe responsible use since you do have to wait for affordable care when you move. do people really pay any more for inhouse non-rx hrt tho, as an interim measure?

>>5581487

Why does everyone here hate you, Kayla? You don't seem like a bad person.

>>5581640
Lmfao

>>5581640
Racist, jealous, toxic, narcissistic, internalized transphobia

Etc

>>5581637
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unlawfully_killed_transgender_people

take a read though this and look at the killers names and skin colors

>>5581639
Like I said, I will not go to portland, too many weeds, no clean streets, and too much graffiti

>>5581635
Not everyone is as crazy as your mom

>>5581637
Race & crime stats:
http://www.amren.com/news/2015/07/new-doj-statistics-on-race-and-violent-crime/

>>5581647
You realize it's usually trans women of color being targetted

>>5581646

Shouldn't you just feel bad for her then?

>>5581635
you can still look for a roommate and only pick one thats really quiet and/or working all the time or busy doing stuff outside

I had a roommate once that never left her room: I only saw her when she got home, as she was walking in there

>>5581659
>her
I think you mean "it".

>>5581656
Or non passers like me. I stick out like a sore thumb, I am murder bait.

>>5581661
You never know all about a person though. I don't want the risk.

>>5581666
I'm sure there's lots of more likely reasons that someone would murder you than being trans.

>>5581666
Just live in a cardboard box, it's probably the only way for you to live alone cheaply

>>5581647
>Worldwide, one transgender person is murdered every three days.

i'm still trying to win that lottery.

>>5581666
Well you'll never pass and will need to move out of that mansion of yours some day, dude.

>>5581659
not really

Keep in mind shes been doing this shit for 4+ years, she just sits in her house and complains/asks for advice.
then when someone gives her good advice shes like.. "but im raised better than that i deserve ____" "oh i can't do that because black people might hurt me :C" "oh i could never sell my car because then I'd have to bus with minorities"

it gets old pretty quick and yet people (myself included) still bite into it

>>5581678
>she

>>5581671
This.

Living out of your car is kinda fun actually, even though it is illegal.

>>5581647
there are nicer areas of portland you know

and you could always just live in a surrounding city, if that really bothers you

it's just as lgbt friendly and stuff here as it is inside actual portland

>>5581683
Tell yume I said hi :3

>>5581678
You are short and latino, you don't have to worry about the bus, but for a tall white person like me, I am a moving target for violence.

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>>5581651
>amren

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>>5581621
>girldick
So you still will admit that dick is nice :^)

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>tfw fat ugly man nose

>>5581688
>for a tall white person like me, I am a moving target for violence.
I laughed very hard at this one irl.

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>>5581688
I'm 5'9 and fairskinned??

I wish potsy was here. She's far better than Kayla and I imagine she'll manage to put her in her place.

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Am I passable?

>>5581691
That's because you're a fat ugly man. Your nose suits you.

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>>5581515
>>5581421
>cheapest appartment I found is $875 a month with water, gas, and trash
that is on the level for down town apartments in most of europe, make sure your search filters include further away areas.

look in to a two bed room apartment, if its $875 then rent one room out for $400 etc. get a lgbt friendly roommate if its to hard to be a tranny around anyone else. its almost impossible to live on your own today and its something that you have to accept

>$200 a month for internet and electricity
fair enough, should be possible to get it down if you are the only one using those though

>$125 a month for car insurance
you should look in to your insurance contract, you don't need to include stuff like fire accidents or water damage since those barely ever happens etc

I don't know how your system work but for the most part you only need road insurance and thief insurance since those are the most likely to happen

>$200 a month for fuel
how the fuck do you manage to waste $200 a month on fuel??? its fucking cheap in the US and you are neet.

protip: only visit the grocery store once a week, if you run out of milk or something then just walk or take a bike to the nearest convenience store

>$200 a month for groceries
I don't know your local prices so I guess its fine.


>Also I need at lease another $400 a month to put away for transition money so I need to make all together $2,000 a month.
Get a full time job and a weekend job, should easily be able to reach $2000 if you just stack up the hours needed.

I know finding a job isn't the easiest thing in the world but you live in one of the more dense job locations in the world so its not all impossible.

>>5581647
look at the skin colours of the victims. just stay away from men, you have bigger problems.

your unprompted fear of black people, and your mum pulling shit (???)--not dismissing abusive parents and their impacts but you sound like you have some shit to work out. i agree maybe living on your own is probably best, but you need to find resources to work this shit out. as a trans woman you are an underclass, you aren't going to cope if you can't accept less than "clean streets" and the absence of graffiti. you can still find safe places to live

>>5581688
Now I see why people hate you

>>5581696
fuck, you look like a retarded shaggy man

>>5581699
Yes, and you're cute too.

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>>5581700

>>5581472
"Transsexuals affirm the male/female binary and all that nasty gender essentialism radical feminists frown upon."

I don't care if being transgender is considered a "mental illness", as long as being a TERF is also put in the DSM.

>>5581696
desu I love your hair I want messy unkempt qt hair

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>>5581668
that's why you meet up with people and get to know them before you decide to choose them as a roommate, you can meet with them a few times instead of just once if it makes you feel better, and you can talk to them a lot on the phone or by email to get to know them better too.

>>5581686
but I don't know who you are tho...

Do you want me to tell her that anon said hi?

>>5581710
>but I don't know who you are tho...
o-oh.. I guess just say anon

>>5581600
Flagging won't ruin your body unless you get hit by a truck. lol

>>5581704
i make a living off my appearance : ^ )

Why do I keep coming here? I don't even like girls.

>tfw want to work near Portland after I graduate
>dad doesn't want me living in an ultra liberal place like Portland because he doesn't want me "believing that hippie liberal bullshit"
>already complains about my brother living in Berkeley
>he thinks I'm the normal kid in the family
Lmao have I got a surprise for him

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>tfw no qt bf to awooooooo @

>>5581678
>>5581688
>a tall white person like me, I am a moving target for violence.
this is delusional, you need help. you're beginning to sound like a danger, yourself

>>5581701
The car insurance is bare bones comp and collision, and the apartment for $875 is a studio so its not even one bedroom. A one bedroom apartment costs $1,200 a month. Also my truck is a gas guzzler so yeah I burn through more fossil fuel than a race car when I drive.

>>5581702
I am afraid of all people, white guys have given me more shit in the past than anyone but at least I doubt they carry pistols or knives on them like other races do.

>>5581707
Ok, have fun. http://articles.latimes.com/2014/jan/28/local/la-me-ln-suicide-attempts-alarming-transgender-20140127

>>5581699
Whoa! <3

>>5581721
>I doubt they carry pistols or knives on them like other races do
You're legitimately insane if you believe this shit. White males are more likely to own and carry a gun than just about anyone else.

>>5581710
>that's why you meet up with people
I am the most anti social person on earth. The last time I talked to a non relative peer was melly back in May 2015. I talk to no one ever 99.999% of the time. So I don't know even how to "meet up" with someone.

>>5581721
have you ever made a good decision in your life?

>>5581723
0/10

It doesn't say what you think it says. Lifetime suicide attempts include suicide attempts done before transition.

>>5581607

idk probs. I would have to check. Where it's Gorditos anyway? I need a new Mexican place.

>>5581724
Thanks! Mooff is so jealous of me, its pretty sad really.

>>5581721
Sell truck and buy a cheap used fuel efficient compact.
Trucks are manly vehicles anyway lol. Even more than boots are manly shoes

>>5581730
>have you ever made a good decision in your life?
staying away from humans seems to keep me safe so that's a good decision.

>>5581734
wot?

Pls vote

http://strawpoll.me/6595067

>>5581699
>>5581705
>>5581724
That's Ashly Burch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashly_Burch

>>5581606

You won't make in Seattle. It's too shark mentality. You need to be really self sufficient. You'd be better off getting autism bucks in Portland. You would never make it in Seattle.

>>5581737
>seems to keep me safe
On the other hand it does not seem to keep you sane...

>>5581723
what's your point? that transpeople have much higher suicide rates because...
we're mental?
or because it often infers further social exclusion, public ridicule, constant threat of violence and economic impoverishment?

also this
>>5581732
>It doesn't say what you think it says. Lifetime suicide attempts include suicide attempts done before transition.

that's a really important point. if a person's social situation doesn't completely tank following transition, it can and does alleviate depression that would cripple them beforehand.

>>5581699
Hey Ash :O

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>>5581735
lel bullshit, also how else will I move my motorcycles around?

>>5581740
I'm bi but I've seen some pretty sexy USB ports...

>>5581741
Holy fuck I loved Tiny Tina in Borderlands.

can we stop giving kayla attention already its ruining the thread : c

>>5581750
go away you jealous hon

>>5581729
>I am the most anti social person on earth. The last time I talked to a non relative peer was melly back in May 2015
i'm not doubting this. your assessment of reality suggests your a bunkered echo chamber of distorted ruminations. you sound like someone who exists only on ham radio. i don't know the solution, but your fears of being in the crossfire of some race war does not reflect reality.

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>>5581690
well sometimes..... if atacched to a cute girl.....

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How do I stop being depressed from dysphoria?? I don't want to be trans anymore.

>>5581752
what am i jealous of senpai

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>tfw libido is coming back
Ugh, no, this is gross, stop it.

>>5581742
Well at least they clean the city up and mow their lawns unlike portland.

>>5581743
Yeah but is it worth the risk to meet people who are potentially going to hurt me.

>>5581747
lmfao ok. Enjoy your nonpassing mobile. I bet you drive a MANual transmission too

>>5581750
i'm doing my best to ignore them lol

>>5581748
Can't wait for Type C to become widespread. It's about time they went in both ways.

>>5581760
It's new, improved girl-libido

i want to watch a show where kayla and lainanon move in with each other and are forced to get jobs

>>5581755
anti-psychotics until you're not you any more

>>5581755
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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Why am I so manly?

>>5581766
>them
way to be a passive aggressive bitch
what an asshole

>>5581741
Yes! Knew I was straight.

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>>5581762
No, I hate manual transmissions, automatic 4L60E all the way.
>tfw im a tranny who knows about transmissions

>>5581761

You're a dumbass. This is the cleanest city I've ever lived in and I've lived in 3 major cities in the south as well as Seattle. You're either going to have to get NEET bux from your parents or autism bux from Oregon. I don't see you surviving.

>>5581775
>she can't drive a stick
Holy shit i am laffin

>>5581773
>Next on Pronoun Police: Hon Pursuit
>MY PREFERRED PRONOUNS ARE XIR, SHITLORD

>>5581778
stop attention

>>5581761
>at least they clean the city up and mow their lawns unlike portland.
lawns!? lawns! PLEASE. THIS IS THE LEAST OF YOUR PLOBLEMS. how do we make you an adaptable human being? let's focus on this. we need to get you out of populist/fascist-on-a-budget think cos you can't do that while trans. not saying we don't have our share of racists and white gun nuts but they quickly learn to veil it in nominal left radical politics or whatever so they can keep a support network

>>5581782
EVERYONE GIVE MOOFF ATTENTION

HE NEEDS IT MORE THAN KAYLA

>>5581745
This:
http://thefederalist.com/2015/08/19/transgender-regret-is-real-even-if-the-media-tell-you-otherwise/

>>5581775
I always enjoyed breaking those. Not so much carrying them around.

>>5581782

delicious burritos and thai food places pls. also i need to find a non ipl laser place. advice?

>>5581754
Y-yeah .////.

>>5581755
You and me both senpai. The answer is: you either don't, or you find a vice.

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>>5581729
if you find a place to stay and you post the ad then the people responding will ask when they can stop by to see the residence, and if you respond to someone else to move in with them you can ask once you're done emailing/texting/calling them, if they dont specify themselves

>>5581788
yes pls gimme omnomnomnom 'w'

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>>5581778
>This is the cleanest city I've ever lived in
really?

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>>5581779
I can't neither because I get flustered and uncoordinated, I want to learn so I can do it though

>>5581789
Are you posting retarded blogs because you know the actual research says the opposite of what you want or is being stupid just an entertaining pastime?

>>5581747
you really should sell all of that shit anyway to buy your jetta and pay for your transition
but you wont
and I can't understand why

>>5581791
well im biased due to diet so I can't really recommend a ton but I like los gorditos for burritos, and loving hut for asian foods.

no clue for laser, haven't dealt with that in forever, I just went on groupon and found a random deal that was cheap

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>>5581767
It feels the same as before I started HRT and I hate it.

>>5581792

Dysphoria never goes away. Best you can do is try.

>>5581797
sheen are you au
can you post voice

>>5581779
I can drive stick, but its a fucking hassle.

>>5581786
Well seriously, I don't want to live in a pig pen.

>>5581793
I just worry about all the variables. I want to have my own place of peace and cleanliness. I want to go to the bathroom and not worry about sitting on someones pubes.

>>5581789
Again, try speaking for yourself instead of just linking to articles and expecting us to instantly agree with the point you're obviously making.
Yes, some transpeople regret transitioning. It doesn't make their dysphoria less real, it's usually a reflection of realising how much shit they have to deal with from people like you after going fulltime.
Why are you even here?
Are you waiting for one of us to suddenly exclaim "Oh my god, you're right! I'm booking a psychiatrist appointment for reparative therapy straight away and once i'm NORMAL again I'll give you a blowjob as way of thanks. You're the best, anon!"

Whatever, I'm off to go eat dinner now.

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>>5581754
>>5581792
ladies :-)

>>5581802
I told you I rolled my truck, I can't get shit for it now, it runs and works great but its ugly.

>>5581803

Well I'm switching my diet this week anyway. Not for moral reasons. Purely aesthetics. Everyone says group on but I'm afraid about scarring.

>>5581808
2 bed 2 bath

come on kayla

and just dont get a man as a roommate if you want it to be cleaner

so whats the difference between girldick and regular dick
a shriveled dick? what about the trans that keep their big dicks on hrt somehow

>>5581809
>Are you waiting for one of us to suddenly exclaim "Oh my god, you're right! I'm booking a psychiatrist appointment for reparative therapy straight away and once i'm NORMAL again I'll give you a blowjob as way of thanks. You're the best, anon!"
He's just here to make us feel bad

>>5581818
if you don't use it, you lose it

>>5581818
HRT doesn't make your dick shrink
only idiots believe that
its just makes small dicked guys more acceptable of having a small dick

>>5581817
I heard women are even worse when it comes to cleaning, plus how could I possibly live with a cis girl, fuck that. It would be like always having a walking talking dysphoria trigger near me at all times of my at home life.

>>5581818
the trans that keep their big dicks either still regularly masturbate or just had a dick big enough that it could not be tamed by hrt

>>5581809
Ok. Have fun being confused about your genitals.

>>5581807
https://clyp.it/myitmu3k

>>5581832
forgot name

>>5581818
Speaking from my own experience, hrt just gave mine a racing stripe and made it feel softer and more sensitive, plus erections cause bad pain now too but thats fine because I have no reason to get erect.

>>5581835
that was not me

>>5581832
oh it's a shame you can't post it, i guess i'll never know what you sound like. ty anonymous :')
>>5581835
:')

>>5581825
remember to report these posts, rule 1

>>5581836
>racing stripe
what? show

>>5581839
yes it was me

>>5581809
>I'll give you a blowjob as way of thanks
To be fair this is pretty good motivation.

>>5581827
Why do you even ask for help/advice if you're not going to listen to it? Autistic white bitch too high class for brown people? Get out of your fucking shitbox and take the initiative instead of doing nothing at all.
Also your taste in clothing sucks

>>5581839
>>5581846
i feel retarded for even asking in the first place becuase i knew thisd happen.

>>5581842
lets report every person who is mean to kayla?
to make everyone more respectful

>>5581845
The line on the underside of your penis turns dark, that's what kayla means

i passed away last night

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>>5581827
then just dont get one thats attractive, idk senpai

worse comes to worse start with a short lease and if they bother you leave when thats up

>>5581849
>Also your taste in clothing sucks
le chuck taylors and hoodie may may

>>5581809
i want a bj

>>5581839
>>5581846
>>5581856
you all suck
https://clyp.it/0fncvgdr

>>5581856
Hi, ghost of Shannon

>>5581861
I like how you think that's the only way someone could criticize your "taste" in clothing.

>>5581827
My gf literally loves cleaning, I kinda do, but she's amazing at it, guys are gross

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>>5581856
a-are you a g-g-ghost??

>>5581849
fuck niggers, man

Aussies definitely have an advantage over north americans when it comes to the voice thing. Lucky~

>>5581871
>>5581868
>>5581863
>>5581862
remember to report these posts
rule #1

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>>5581849
daily reminder that kayla is NEVER leaving mommy
history proves the kayla BS just goes on and on...

>>5581867
le boots and tight jeans may may

>>5581863
Your voice is so much better then mine

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>>5581806
Trying gets so exhausting sometimes. I need to find healthier ways to cope, but the unhealthy ways work so well.

>>5581863
Sorry I should not have stolen your identity :( I was kidding around

>>5581863
thank you ! what state are you in anyways?

>>5581881
>>5581861
You just described the only two things I wear

>>5581875
rule 1 states
>This board is for the respectful discussion of LGBT lifestyle and the LGBT community.
ie
don't be a an asshole and come here to troll

>>5581863
hey I want to know something. When steve irwin died did your entire country really go into mourning?

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>>5581861
Floral designs are too old woman. Just wear solid colors or geometric designs. Shit just dress like this, you're like 30 right? Or 25 idc white people look the same. Go suburban momcore

>>5581881
Keep going... you might learn something new about how women dress themselves.

>>5581888
how about you just grow up a little?
respectfully stated
being immature as you are hurts the trans community

>>5581890
nah cunt it was as funny as kicking a headless chook.

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>>5581891
le floral is stylish may may

>>5581888
HRT doesn't shrink your penis. This is a fact, its not being disrespectful, its being honest and factual. Why are you so angry? Please check your emotions at the door before you go filing false reports, those will get you banned.

>>5581888
Wait how is a girl talking about her gf not lgbt related?

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>>5581897
meant to use "isn't" but yeah it is stylish and cute, flowers are girly

>>5581900
its just a butthurt anon telling people to report posts he doesn't like

see >>5581842
a completely lgbt answered question being reported by a salty anon

sheen why did you drop trip to begin with

>>5581882
I use headvoice and vary the pitch
it is way bad right now because I've got a headcold

>>5581884
its okie to be quite honest

>>5581886
qld

>>5581890
not really
people were initially more like
>yeah that nutter got what was coming to him
and then mostly respect for his nature conservation efforts

>>5581904
>>5581897
All of these outfits are kinda terrible

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>>5581897
That single floral dress you wear all the time ain't high fashion. Those women know how to color coordinate their outfits and use interesting designs to make sure their outfit isn't bland. Here's some basic white bitch clothes for you cracker

>>5581908
because I'm dumb

>>5581887

Faye I've always wanted to know how you stay so fem while being so alpha? I feel myself becoming more of a cuck on hrt.

>>5581914
You don't want faces on your clothes, I have some shirts from uniqlo like this and faces freak some people out

>>5581921
Unless they are reddit meme faces. That'll help you pass a bit

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>>5581925
>>5581921
>>5581914
best shirt for a trans girl

>>5581916
All military women learn to be stone cold alphas in the face of men who try to dismiss them professionally because they can do ten less pushups

>>5581928
>less
fewer

>>5581926

When you don't pass the shirt that says no one knows I'm secretly a lesbian is much better

>>5581928
did you do any squatting over mens crotches like other military women?

>>5581929
Stop oppressing me

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>>5581921
>faces freak people out
Wtf??? Where do you live, literally no normie is gonna have a panic attack at seeing a face on your shirt.
You should just try to dress like michelle hendley does in Boy Meets Girl

>>5581928

I thought you quit the military, bae.

So I just need to do more push ups?

>>5581934
Smaller quantity of pushups
Pushupally challenged

>>5581915
you don't seem dumb to me.

what's your favorite water-based lube?

>>5581943
Spit

>>5581943
for butt stuff? sliquid sassy

>>5581943
precum

>>5581943
I just use virgin(like me :\) coconut oil, shit has so many uses. It's cray

>>5581943
ive only ever used one type so i cant really opinionate a 'favourite'.

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>>5581939
You need to show the boys whose boss
>>5581936
I dunno but people mentioned it, and one time a girl friend was fucking with me by continuously staring at my shirt and then shuddering, so I stopped.
I also don't have the balls to be cute
>>5581933
Lewd desu

>>5581943
Sliquid

>>5581945
Ew

>>5581943
Blood, either your own from taking big dick, or from your enemies

>>5581943
passion, I think its called

>>5581943
astroglide

>>5581952
>so many uses
list them. i have coconut oil and i don't know what uses i'm missing out on.

>>5581957
Oh shit I thought you were kayla hahaha. What kinda face was on your shirt? I think simplistic cartoonish faces could look good on shirts, and maybe abstract faces.

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>>5581943
Spunk lube best lube. guess what it looks like
but it's water/silicone hybrid

>>5581968
lmao that is gross af. i can't use silicone tho ;_; i would if i could, i definitely prefer it

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>>5581914
Well I did finally buy some Hollister skinny jeans but I got another peplum beause I can't help myself

>>5581957
>Lewd desu
would you ride the lap of any of your army buddies

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>>5581943
SHIBARI

>>5581898
idk where this came from, but yes it does, gratefully. after it doesn't spontaneously remind you it's there and stops starting your day off with dysphoria, it does atrophy--unless it sees use or whatever. it probably won't, even on your own.

W E W
E
W

>>5581973
>i will never be as cute as kayla
literally the only thing i have going better for me is my hair genetics but even then i don't get haircuts or style it at all so it's still shittier.

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>>5581973
that top is for grannies and does you no favors
get some tshirts

>>5581978
this is a common misconception of trans people
it doesn't "atrophy"
its not a muscle
thats like assuming that a man taking testosterone supplements would have a much larger penis

it doesnt work that way but its okay if you are misinformed, many people are

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>>5581943
Sliquid is the only one I've used, to that I guess

>>5581980
my face fucks up everything though

>>5581957

Faye post rare lewds for inspiration pls

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>>5581982
jesus fuck, that image

you don't have to wear 4 bras to make your boobs look okayish

>>5581976
Does your mom know you use her lube?
Do you remember to clean off her toys when your finished?

>>5581988
chaser, pls

>>5581973
Peplums are fine, even a good design for transgirls. The design is sorta bad tho sorry :/
Try wearing solid colors at first and then moving on to wearing stuff with designs like that (but good). Try H&M, they have cheap basic (not like basic bitch but like plain tee) clothing
>>5581964
Uh Google it lmao. You'll get like lists of 100 uses. Off the top of my head tho:
Shaving cream, lube, conditioner, makeup remover, antiseptic cream, and massage oil
Also you can use it to cook lmao

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What piercings are /mtfg/ approved?
What do you want, or already have?
Which piercings do you think trans girls should avoid?

I want something done on my upper ear, either a weave, double helix or industrial idk yet.

>>5581990
I have my own toys

>>5581997
cheers
>Also you can use it to cook lmao
lol this is actually why i have it.

>>5581998
>Which piercings do you think trans girls should avoid?
snakebites, eyebrows, nose

>What do you want
ears, belly button, nipples, septum

>>5581997
shaving with oil, no no no

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>>5581982
>desu

>>5581986
i haven't seen it recently enough to remember the details, but i do recall your lips being better.
>>5581998
i've been considering arranging just normal ear piercings. i had one when i was young but removed it. i wouldn't know what type of earring to put in there though. i'd have to look at them.

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>>5581998
I have a septum ring, but I'm pretty sure it's frowned upon here.

>>5581998
I think anything more than the traditional ear peircing isnt going to look great, thats all i have and im find with it, i am more on the conservative side of clothing however

>>5581980

You forgot your trip, Kayla.

>>5582010
adults around 22 or older really shouldnt have those piercings, they look immature and tacky.
younger people having them is okay if thats your style but more people dislike them than like them

>>5582015
XD

>>5581989
>my life sucks, boohoo my problems. Fuck passing girls they are not fair
>let's camwhore and put others down because they have smaller boobs
You are a fucking hypocritical joke
You're not just clownshoes you're the whole circus. Keep entertaining us.

>>5581998
Upper ear piercings are degenerate. Conservative studs or small earrings are the only appropriate choice.

>>5582009
>but i do recall your lips being better
because I took maddies advice and use a lip primer, light shade, and sealer after

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Here you go aus anon

>>5582023
rule number 1

>>5582024
>degenerates
>looking a way I don't personally like is bad
lol you are literally /pol/ tier

>>5581891
>>5581911
>>5581982
I do grandma core just fine
It really depends on the individual

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Does anyone else here have trouble making friends with ciswomen as a transwoman? I dunno what it is but ciswomen tend to hold you at a certain distance once they know and its a bummer- Ive had mostly female friends all my life and would prefer it. Even now my only good female friend isn't nearly as close to me as she is to her other female friends.
I talked to my boyfriend about it and he said he figured there'd be the same obstacle for ftms to overcome. Being treated differently sucks.

>>5581998
>What do you want, or already have?
Belly Button, Nose, Industrial, Ear Lobes. In that order.

Which piercings do you think trans girls should avoid?
Septum, snakebites, eyebrows, nipples, anything to do with genitals, anything else that's fucking wierd. We're weird enough without metal beads sticking out of our face.

>>5582023
whoa where did that come from? I am wearing a push up in that pic, my boobs suck but a pushup sized right does wonders.

>>5582004
Septums are the best

>>5582024
that's how i feel. i would fucking cover myself in tattoos though, if only i knew what i'd get.
>>5582028
thank you, beautiful ! i really hope you get to relax.
>>5582025
i just mean the size. mine are very thin and small. that's factoring your use of makeup too.

>>5581998
i want a bunch of trashy piercings that i could not recommend to anyone in good faith.
i'm with you on the weave/helix idea, as well as both lobes and an orbital.
that's all for ears. i'd also want nasal septum, and a monroe.

i personally wouldn't get piercings elsewhere. i'm not into bridge piercings, brows, snakebites, tunnels anywhere, bellybuttons, or nipples.

personally don't want nostril piercings but they can be okay i guess.

i honestly can't think of anything that transwomen specifically should avoid though.

>>5582006
It's moisturizing, antifungal, and antiseptic. Nothing bad would happen lol

>>5582024
I'm already a fem boy with tits, I want piercings that say I'm trouble but not trashy, upper ear is the best place

>>5582048
I think you're genderfluid