mtfg - frog edition

>tfw a man frog

1st for frog is cancer and mtfg would be 100x better without frog and that kid

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One time i saw sonic outside

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FROG
>>5566743

>>5566740
typical crypto chaser announcing his tripfag crush

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>>5566746

>>5566746
2nd*....

>>5566745

iktf

>>5566748
youre a weirdo

jdimsa pls

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first for forever being an ugly manly freak

>another frog edition
O-ok
>>5566743
I'm not cute. I'm a cumslut succubus, i need your milk to live.

>tfw you'll never tickle a girl's penis

why must I live!

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When frog posts, things get weird.

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>>5566730
No I didn't mean it that way bb. Its not you its me! Or something.
I want to get in closer contact with you its just I know you're so far away and also that you already have a gf ;~; I-I couldnt handle not being that close with you.

>>5566756
Ricky pls ;~;

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>>5566750
I love Noun
>>5566753
You're a normie. What else is new?
>>5566761
Get best

first being a cute princess in all of mtfg history

I hate having a dadpenis ;~;

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>>5566759
Don't let your dreams be dreams anon

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>>5566747
the same tripfag?

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>>5566720
It's usually not.

I was told my face was female except for my shit jaw and another person said I looked like a fat lesbian 3 years ago when boy.
Hugboxing, not even once.

Only ask bullies for feedback.

>>5566758
fuckin granny lookin ass whore

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welcome to hell "girl"s....
>>5566748
heyo...
cute pic...

>>5566750
also cuz she ctrl+f's her name rofl

but ya im a shitter

>>5566751
little bit

>>5566758
sry senpai

>>5566761
is that true though

>>5566765
u forgot me daddy

>>5566748
can you at least wash your hands if youre gonna try shoving them down my throat?

>>5566758
pls, your china cartoon wordplay won't work on me. you're pure and i will sustain your life on cuddles and movies.

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>>5566701

Well, think about it. We spend every moment of our lives, the moment we're born, creating ourselves. As we get older, we start applying masks, start showing people different things, but there's still the basic ego underneath it all, the central theme, and a lot of it is socialized. For the trans person, unless there's something drastically wrong, there's going to be some male socialization. For some part of your life, you're going to present as male, and that sticks with people.

Now, imagine that you can start that all over. People who have never seen you, never heard of you. Blank canvas, you can do a lot of things with that. Some people create another mask. Some people don't care. Some people take the chance to not even try to hide themselves. For a good 10-15 years, I have pointedly not told people my gender online, and hoped I'd be seen as female. It works a lot of the time, to be honest. It wasn't until six years ago that I learned that it's possible to be female. These names, and I often use the same one across many sites, mean a lot to me, because they're on my terms. I named myself, I created myself.

>you'll never tickle Pookie's soft, perfect soles

why live

>tfw no one to play with ur bobs

>>5566730
I'd be your gf, but I'm actually like an absolute 1/10 desu.
>>5566741
I could listen to it for days on end.
>>5566746
>implying frogposting doesn't liven up the thread

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>>5566775
You remember the other day when you posted that webm with a frog getting gutted alive and served to that Japanese girl while still conscious?

I do.

>frog edition

This song is for ALL OF YOU GOD DAMNIT ITS ABOUT ME AND YOU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUUAkax8oDA

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>>5566772
I'm not a bully i'm just honest! -every bully ever
>>5566775
Hio. Thanks you!
>>5566776
No, you're going to suck on my dirty fingers
>>5566779
>tfw Noun will never feel passion for you again

hey
should i roll a joint (im ok at rolling) or just pack a gram bong bowl?

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heard that we are posting pre hrt men
oh and still look like that but with bangs and less weight
https://unsee.
cc/panibore/

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Mfw I'm the best anon here

>>5566770
Good god stop posting this ugly fat man already.

>>5566791
oh shut up you're adorable
>yes i know who you are
would marry

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>you will never get honest feedback

Truly these are the worst times to live in.

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>>5566779
I hope u rot in prison.

>>5566791
lainanon I'm sorry, I take it all back. I believe you now

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>>5566792
>anon
>claiming to be anything
>>5566797
>tfw Noun will never call you his little Chijo again

post pics plox all be brutally honest. Or i'll get distracted and forget

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>>5566784
umm no i didn't make that frog edition
;_;

i do remember the webm though

>>5566789
c-cute pic...

>>5566792
no...

>>5566793
yes i need my dadbod spotlight pls

>>5566791
Rawr?

can I be a cool trip

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>>5566789
mado I dont think /mtfg/ knows who noun is

how are you doing though?

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>>5566805
Th-thanks...

>>5566776
I feel amazing! I'm getting fucked and eating out my own pussy at the same time

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>>5566804
But I am the best :)

>>5566789
i won't even tell you i'd bite your fingers off, knowing you'd enjoy that. get your fingers away from me.
>>5566792
you bet your ass you are.

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>>5566762
But what if I leave mtfg forever or something. What if I'm permanently banned or my service provider dies on me.

I know what you mean tho. I kind of dug this ditch for myself. Oh well, time to face another one of my own messes I guess.

>>5566775
I'm already in hell. Also in Dante's version, I'd probably either be in the 9th level.

has mscock got a new trip?

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>>5566809
Good cause all i'm doing is spitting in the wind, they don't need to know him. I'm doing just awful probably going to smoke the little bit of weed I have play bf4
>>5566815
Come on, don't turn this into a rape.
>>5566814
>anin
>the best

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>>5566804
Hey Mado post some gore I'm in the mood.

>>5566789
Is noun still banned? I haven't seen him post in a while desu.

>>5566816
either be in the 9th level or 2nd*
fucked that up desu

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>>5566816
I'd be in level 1 myself. I live a good life, treat others well, and while I do not accept jesus as my savior, I do recognize him as a cool bro.

Also I'm Buddhist.

>>5566821
i love you
>tfw 'pick streetnames' captcha
>Moe Street

>>5566791
wanna fight?
https://unsee
.cc/gemopazi/

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>>5566808
yes but talk to me and you will reach bigger coolness

>>5566809
gem you post really cute pics

>>5566810
its kinda creepy sry l-lol

>>5566821
NO

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>>5566821
I don't have gore! only cute guro.
>>5566823
idfk

tfw u will never sit on Aife and nibble her toes while she gibbles, coos and squirms face down on the bed

y live

o wait, i do that

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>>5566796
>>5566802
>>5566806
im not lain dummy
id marry her too

not rawr either. im that 6'1'' freak from mongolia

>>5566831
pls you are a qt though

So my best friend has other female friends, as people do, and seems to think any expression of jealousy by me is charmingly hilarious
Is this a good or bad thing?

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>>5566832
It's k, i'm a creeper.
>>5566834
>tfw Noun will never slowly drive a knife into your chest

>>5566793
why are you so mad sonic?

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>>5566829
I love you too baby

>>5566832
it's time

>>5566833
yeah meant guro. fuck my mind is in the clouds rn.

>also tfw no gf to hang you by your entrails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfZi1hrt01k

Hi mtfg

So, what are people listening to when they need music to feel better?

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>>5566805


holy shit, anybody saved that?

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>>5566839
Only a bad thing if you're more than friends

>>5566836
i know you're not lain silly.

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>>5566792
fite me

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>>5566748
FROG

>>5566754
y tho what's up madders

>>5566779
pls

>>5566789
>Noun
but who is the mysterious Noun....

>>5566791
>unfortunately, the images were deleted as requested
NOOO

>>5566846
who didn't honestly

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>tfw no bf to paint the walls with

>guroposting
Scar fetish anyone?

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>>5566836

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>>5566842
My head is in the ground rn it's all good.
>>5566843
I wish music made me feel better
>>5566851
POOKIE!

He's nobody don't worry about him..

cool another waste of time gurofag shitfest fuck off back to /d/

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>>5566851
ha never going to see pre hrt ice cream person, shud press refresh more often

>>5566848
ofcourse not bcus shes actually cute

>>5566847
I mean I don't believe there's anything to be jealous of, but he jokes about it then laughs and calls me cute

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TORIEL PLEASE HIDE ME FROM THIS GORE EDITION
>>5566840
@_@__@@_2 wtf

>>5566842
@ _ @

>>5566846
i saved it because i love it

>>5566851
FROG

>>5566853
wtf

>>5566854
no

>>5566812
it's moving on its own(??????)

>tfw ywn play with moots boytinkler

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>>5566851

the video

GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME

>>5566862
You pass great now though. Please stop self loathing, you're beautiful.

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>>5566854
If you do it right you get nice scars!

>>5566858
or it's all bad!

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>>5566856
my fault eh?
>im glad its too cold to swim here nyehe

>>5566873
havent seen me irl

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>>5566860
Stop beenen so pooper peeved
>>5566863
It is cute tho
>>5566864
wat
>>5566871
>tfw Noun will never punch your gut hard as he can and while you're gasping for air he makes out with you
>>5566874
....You're right

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>>5566851
just dysphoric

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>>5566858
HI

but I wanna know ...
hmu okay

>>5566864
we can just post cute stuff ok ....

>>5566862
waahh I really wanted toooo
Post another .....


>>5566872
WHAT VIDEO

>>5566878
I'm going to beat you up dumb head

>>5566854
why did i encourage this meme?

>>5566832
show me the ways of coolness pls

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>>5566816
No Ricky pls its not a mess. We'll exchange contact info sooner than later ok? I-I'll always be here waiting for you ;~;
>tfw losing Ricky gf so im gonna go lie face down on my bed in a room of darkness.

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>tfw asperger
>mom wants you to go shopping with her
>get too paranoid that everyone at the store is going to think you're a big, giant girly retard

Reeeee~

https://youtu.be/cBkWhkAZ9ds


Happy ending: boy actually flirted with me while we were there :)

>>5566874
I've got great scars according to other people

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>>5566881
Alright I will when and if i'm feeling better about this whole thing

>>5566879
But is it good or bad

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>>5566832
thanks frog c:

>>5566833
what's the difference between guro and gore?

>>5566839
It just seems like an annoying thing to me

maybe ask her how to make friends like hers? Or just befriend them yourself?

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>>5566879
im always right
unfortunately

>>5566872
Suzuyo is mai waifu

>>5566892
show them bb? I only have burn scars and a couple of cuts from self harm and accidents

>>5566889
you're not losing me boo <3
take your time but be safe for me k?

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>>5566879
its crepey

>>5566881
YES

>>5566896
who is that char @_@

>>5566896
My best friend is also the guy that I like

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>tfw hon

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>>5566894
In what sense?
>>5566896
Gore is really nasty ass 3D humans Guro is really cute 2D peeps
>>5566898
Then try being wrong
>>5566899
cute*

>>5566898
i've already shown you silly :p
or if not i will soon

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>>5566880
o-oh I'm sorry ; _ ;
I really hope you feel better soon Maddie

>>5566893
aahh ok !!
Always here if u ever wanna talk okay ??

>>5566899
>who is that char @_@
From Steven Universe duhh

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>>5566898
suzuya*
fuck fuck I keep fucking up

>>5566902
teach me mado

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>>5566901
>mfw

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>>5566903
Fuck you have? Who are you again?
I don't think I've seen anyone's scars before.

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UMMMMMM

>haven't slept for 30 hours but decide to go to work anyways
>end up making almost 450$ in one show
>get a text from one guy i lost contact with who i liked telling me he was sorry and explained why he disappeared
>also get a snap from the gorgeousss guy i reallllllly liked who i was dating in the summer
>we usually snap and talk a good amount each time, but that's kind of it
>he's calling me darling, tells me i'm the best, that he misses me/wants to take me out
>"text me your plans for the week once you find out, alright? :)"
>o-ok

this was like AFTER i spent the day buying a TOOOON of beauty products and vintage skirts and dresses i wanted all of which were like 25~75% off. I'M SORRY I KNOW THIS IS BRAGGING BUT I AM SO HAPPY AND IDK WHY TODAY HAS BEEN SO GREAT!!!! IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE MERCURY RETROGRADE OR S/T IDGI???? i already got asked out on two dates by guys this weekend BEFORE today and i'm not even dating!! LIKE WTF

IDK but this is the best and i'm so happy and i hope ur all rly happy too and that the stars love u too

>>5566904
>duhh
d-duh.. yea silly me xd

>>5566902
.

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>>5566901
iktf senpai. I got blockers when I was just about to not be underageb&, yet I still look like Duke Nukem.

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>>5566910
no

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>>5566898


I wish suzuya was my gf.

>>5566923
if everyone thinks you look really young
i mean..kinda doubt u look like duke nukem...
kinda know u dont

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Beer, gin or rum mtfg?

>>5566917
im kinda happy i guess? i mean im not dead. i wish i could mkae others happy though.
>>5566923
saved ty

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>>5566915
>tfw have elbows full of burn marks
the skin is like icky smooth deformed kinda way, havent done it in few months so i can explain it on my next appointment at the trans clinic as an accident when camping or something lol.

>>5566923
You're not even close to how manly I am ;_;

>>5566902
Do I still have a chance?

Hey guys what'd I miss?

>>5566917
I'm okay

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>>5566917
omg edie u need to sleep soon !!
Not good for u to stay up for a long time o-o

>>5566921
Yah u are silly !!

>>5566931
uhmm
water .-.
elanna pls

>>5566937
Not much desu !!

>>5566931
why is whiskey not an option

Of the 3 I'd do rum unless the beer is something good/unique

>>5566915
oh, you're Ricky, i thought you were someone else
don't worry though

>>5566931
water

>>5566931
>no jack daniels
you make me sad

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>>5566931
I prefer rum myself.

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How come everyone says speigal isn't aggressive? A girl I know went to him and looks completely different now

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>>5566939
i c i c desu desu

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>>5566926
I wish he was my bf or gf or whatever. I'd let him hack me up and I'd treat him as a doll.

>>5566933
>havent done it in few months
what do you mean
do you self harm? if so I didn't think there were that many others in this club desu

>>5566942
Who did you think I was?

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kill this h o n

>>5566941
>whiskey
>>5566945
>jack
But why would you inflict this on yourself willingly

>>5566931
gin. double. elderflower tonic. slice of lime. ten please. line 'em up. it'll be enough to make me black out as existential terror and past demons tear at my flesh and the screaming gets too distressing for others

>>5566958
mE HON
HON SMAAASH

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>>5566899
it's the same one from before just drawn like a cat because she acts like one

I always post the gems from su though, and she's peridot

>>5566902
ohhh okay

the first board I went to was /b/ so I'm kind of desensitized to gore, but guro is still kinda new to me

>>5566931
rum?

Idk, I can only really handle wine

I wonder if my mind control fetish is related to this shit.

>>5566959
its the only booze i can stomach and it gets me drunk fast so i cant complain

>>5566954
desu .....

>>5566965
to wat
How does a mind control fetish work
curious desu

>>5566959
whisky + ginger ale is a great drink tho....

>tfw playing league with friends

:3

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>>5566952
>trusting a german doctor
lol good luck faggot

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>>5566961
My hands are too cold to smash otherwise I would.

>>5566931
can I get drunk and sad with you in the irc?

>>5566939
>>5566943
Water after alcohol

>>5566964
>>5566950
>>5566941
Looks like tonight's a rum night

>>5566945
I'm out of JDS ;_;

>>5566959
JD is smooth and appeals to the redneck in me

>>5566931
>drinking
fucking normie
>not doing painkillers

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>>5566957

I wonder if suzuya loves being fucked in the clit :3

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s-so question, have any of y'all had stomach pains or problems passing stool after using a buttplug in an enthusiastic manner?

>>5566975
I think u mean water > alcohol

>>5566970
>tfw Korra doesn't invite u ....
>tfw Korra doesn't have a face ...

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>>5566968

TO being trans duh

ANd it's like
having mind controlled
makes you hot

>>5566969
Okay, I guess mixed it could be good, also the thought of drinking it straight brings bad memories, admittedly.

>>5566976
spare me some painkillers plesae

>>5566929
I dunno I just have a fucking square jaw. And the more I look I just see my brow bone extending forever. I dunno I know the feedback I get, but I don't get it. It's just weird, and I know that my self-perception is wonky, but shit, is their that much of a dichotomy between my perception and reality?

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>>5566899
I saved that gif
>>5566904
It's okay! And thank you pookie yours a goods friend!
>>5566905
Everything you think you should do say you're gonna then don't! And don't think or care about anything!
>>5566921
(You)
>>5566935
Ask him not me, I don't see why not though.
>>5566964
Guro is a cute! A cute!

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>tfw all I can think about is how I'll never pass when I even start HRT
>tfw I won't even know how to hide any of the side effects before I'm comfortable coming out
>tfw terrified of how my parents and family will react
>tfw whenever I try to feel comfortable by wearing whatever feminine clothing I have I avoid the mirror because all I'll see is a disgusting man body
>tfw whenever I'm happy my mind will bring me back down by yelling inside my head how I'm a freak who'll never achieve anything worthwhile
end me

>>5566981
I'll inv you in a little while bb. I'll stop playing cards just 4 u

almost have bewbs :s

>>5566980
p-pls am I dieing

>>5566986
i thought you had a pretty round face

i think considering that bdd and all exist, your perception is prob a bit off compared to what most see

idk i used to think i needed ffs so

>>5566989
(Me)

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>>5566998

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>>5566979
I wonder what that fat bitch did to him, probably just an amateur penectomy coupled with orchiectomy.

Also I'm so hyped for Season 3 holy fuck I can't wait

>>5566989
I wish I didn't care Mado
btw have you still not figured out?

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>>5566747

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>>5567003

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>>5567002
Still no idea! Not caring is fun until you lose something

>>5567003
kek didn't muffins kill himself or smth?

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>>5566957
idk, im just super moody person. had like let bf down (rly did) often and he kinda made me feel awful about it and on top of that there was trans stuff and such so it kinda escalated always into things alone at nights (weird that it happened always at nights lol). found it always so degenerate and embarrassing but couldnt stop.

totally trying to leave it to that now, things r a little better anyways though regret leaving bf.


hope you are doing better w it tooo, know its hard to avoid but totally not a solution in long term and it just gets worse

How do you use a buttplug in an enthusiastic manner? Isn't that basically just using a dildo at that point? I thought the whole point of plugs were to just be there putting pressure on stuff.

Anal is so weird.

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>>5566980
uhhh

I've never used a buttplug but I've had the second after anal?

>>5566996
>tfw probably flat chest for life

>>5567010
>so degenerate and embarrassing
bby stop I'm on no fap challenge

>>5566985
If you are a eurocuck you can literally go to the store and buy codeine under the name "Tylenol 3"

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>>5566973
Absolutely, come, share a drink

>>5567003
>>5567005
disgusting

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>>5567007

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>>5567002

going to sleep if you want awesome suzuya pics then their usually here.

twitter.com/kayutarou13

vk-->suzuya__juuzou

>>5567024
holy fuck he looks shitty and masculine

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Orc master race.

>>5567022
I-I'd join both of you but you'll probably be asleep by the time I get home from work

like always

>>5567028
thats probably why all he does when he posts here is beg for attention and try to rip on trans girls

>>5567031
I barely even got to see my favorite gem today ;_;

>>5567031
i'm gonna be up late because i slept all day

>>5567015
is there anyway to avoid it? I generally get it worse after buttplug stuff than after sex, maybe the lack of cum is a problem?

>>5567011
vibrator, in and out, etc

>>5567024
>that basic bitch ombre
>all that hardware
>muh edgy shirt
>eyebrows
lol

someone suck on my tits plssssss

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>>5567030
i like draenei male
kinda relate to their foreheads and man faces

ps you're cute

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>>5567006
>Still no idea!
Aw come on it's obvious by now. I'm starting to think you never noticed me slithering around desu.

>>5567010
aww I hope things get better for you in the future. I always do things when my gf is not around too, I understand why you think it's so fucked up but I kind of feel better doing it.

who cares if its degenerate it's just that we won't always be able to rely on pain and destroying our skin. can't fight fire with fire or something like that. I dunno, I still haven't figured out how to get rid of these feelings myself but I do genuinely hope you feel better. Estro makes mood swings go crazy ;~;

>>5567025
ty friend
appreciate it

Ever since i came out as trans, my gay GUY friends and i have been drifting apart for some reason. Everybody else likes it but everytime im around my gay guy friends they keep telling me to cut my hair and think im faking it. And are really condescending now since i came out as trans. And i cant stand hanging out with them anymore.

Anybody else has this problem? I never knew that gay guys disliked trans ppl.

>>5567035
what can you expect from someone who shits his pants for fun

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>>5567038
I can relate to orc jaw/chin and shoulders.

>>5567044
>gay guys being assholes
you are what you eat :^)

>>5567037
pllllllssssssss

What really sucks about hypnofetish is that it's 55% "women belong on their knees as mindless sluts", 40% "make me a sissy bitch" and 5% actually good content.

>>5567053
Why, are you pregnant?

>>5567053
if you suck back~

>>5567054
Sorry me being trans isn't fulfilling your fetish you stupid pile of shit
trans people are people, not just your faggy fetish to jack off to

>>5567054
>into hypno/mind control
>its all SUCK COCK SISSY or WORSHIP BLACK COCK
>not gay, not into being cucked

Fuck if I'm not underserved here. Seems like a boatload of money waiting to be made for some enterprising individuals.

>>5567054
I'm not sure if I've ever encountered that fabled 5%.

>>5567052


This sounds jerkass but they probably are upset i didnt came out as a fag like them.

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>>5567064

It's actually more like me being trans is ruining my ability to enjoy my fetish
>You will never be hypnotized and turned into a cute girl.
>People consider becoming female to be humiliation fetish.

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>>5567065
>not gay

>>5567062
i do whatever u want bb

>>5567068
they're just salty that you have a shot with straight guys when all they have is creepy old men or nigs

Why are we letting caterPOLler stay? Didn't you all just flip shit on cartman? Stop letting cis males hang out here. They're just collecting info they can use against us.

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Whats mtfg's fave champ to play in league and whats your main role?

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>>5567039
Maybe I didn't! but i'm sure I noticed you at least once

>>5567065
>>5567066

For files, there's a few furry transformation ones, but for the really good fetish, you need a personal dom, and the dom-sub ratio for hypnofetish is wack.

If you don't mind anime pics, Hypnohub has some decent finds.

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>>5567034
niceee

>>5567033
I'm sorry :(

I had to go to bed almost the minute I got home last night bc yume was sick and sleepy and didn't want to be alone

also it's been weirdly busy for a sunday

>>5567035
maybe you're doing it too much??

Idk, I'm not exactly a butt expert

>>5567082
>mobas
gross desu

>>5567074
Learn to hypnotize yourself, then:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-hypnosis

>>5567082
lux and mid, but I have been growing to like support

haven't played in a while though

>>5567082

I actually played DotA when it first came out. I was so terrible that after a couple months I couldn't join a game. So, MOBA is not my jam. I...actually am a really shitty video game player.

>>5567081
It's okay, we're like 90% sure caterpoller is just trans in denial anyways.

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>>5566791
hi im back i lost weight, can i be a p grill naw?
https://unsee.cc
/pabinezu/

>>5567082
I hope you realize how fucking disgusting you are and kill yourself.

>>5566998
Yeah, I know it's fucking hard to look in the mirror most days lol. I actually really think I need FFS though desu. I dunno, maybe I'm just being weird still.
But enough with my depressing interpretations of my own image, I'm running out of good emoviolence! ;~~;

I only play support because I'm a slut

>>5567079


nah usually its,

hurr durr why do you want to look girly?

you look better with short hair!!(fucking liars i looked like SHIT with short hair)

stop doing your eyebrows!!

ewww why do you shave your legs?

etc

>>5567090

I did. Actually, I'm a fairly good hypnotist, but I'm a pure sub.

>>5567095
Looks exactly like Rawr

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>>5567096
Obviously that's not gonna happen. Bit for curiosity's sake why are you so hostile to me? Did I do you something?

Seems like a personal vendetta at this point

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>>5567095
Post a recent pic baka.

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>>5567083
it's gonna be a mystery~~

>>5567097
my doc laughed at me for suggesting the idea l-lol
kinda went on and off on the idea that i needed it for a while and then felt better

im sure youre aware that others think otherwise
make some changes to your style maybe and idk, give it some time, dont do anything just yet

>I mainly play ARAM cuz I played too much and LoL is boring
>Not into furries

Also wtf is anons problem? lol I have no idea who Cartman is and I don't give a fuck about dropping trips to speak my mind, or whatever people were accusing me of before. Oh wah why do we let cater stay? What are you going to do about me posting here?

Nothingthatswhatubutt <3

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>>5567086
>maybe you're doing it too much??
>tfw no job
>nothing to do
>shit weather
>therapist recommended not using meaningless bar sex as a coping method
>haven't had sex in months as a result bc I'm too unstable emotionally to date
>almost no sex drive but there is literally nothing else to do besides 4chan and buttplugs
yeah probably but if I stop it then I'll just resort to cutting or hooking up with random guys fml

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>>5567109
Ricky this whole time?

>>5567102
What makes someone a dom or sub as far as hypnosis fetish is concerned?

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WOA my internets back

>>5566993
I can't anyways still have bad internet
sure memed u

>>5566989
thnx !!

>yours a goods friend!
aaa I wanna be a better one desu

>>5566982
o-oh
mind control does seem nice desu .....
never really thought abt it tho !!

>>5566980
Uhmm yah how long have you been having pains ??
shouldn't persist that long o-o

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>>5567098
beepbeep ilu

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>>5567115
Finally!

>>5567064
Who are you trying to kid? It's YOU with the autogynephilliac fetish.

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>>5567126
Right! Finally, that picture gave it away. And I thought you hated me!

>>5567112
get a hobby

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guys, what should I pick :
>"introduction to historical science"
or
>"sources and methods"
can't decide both sound interesting but the latter is 20% more work and focuses more on analyzing texts,carvings etc. than the science part

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>>5567121
But your best friend Pookie!

>>5567118

The dominant is the hypnotist, typically. There's a few situations where the sub hypnotizes for the dom, but the idea is the dom doesn't just bind the body, or doesn't even bind the body at all, but rather the mind.

While I am a sub IRL (I want a master so bad), mind control fetish is pure fantasy for me. I don't really want to include hypnosis in a serious D/s relationship.

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>tfw you go to poop but then remember that you don't have to anymore

>>5567134
Is that a giant snail or a tiny person?

>>5567121
>Uhmm yah how long have you been having pains ??
>shouldn't persist that long o-o
eh the pains are normally over by the next night, I have really sensitive lower abd anyway so it might just be me

>>5567133
hobbies cost money which I don't have

>>5567140
You can still choose to though, right?

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>>5567140

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>>5567142
idk medieval drawing are weird

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>>5567131
Why did you think that? Back when I said you shouldn't hang around here I said it because it's a shithole and because I was moody (like ALWAYS). I've always liked you, you're really cute c:

>>5567144
>hobbies cost money which I don't have
this

>>5567121
>you will never mind control pookie into taking off her shoes and socks for you and asking for you to lick her soles and nibble her cute, ticklish arches

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>>5567103
TIL: that i used to be rawr before hrt, coooool 8)

>>5567107
>baka
i only lost weight, everyone tells me i look the same

>>5567121
life is such misery with bad internet
#1stworldproblems
whats up w it

>tfw school in 90 mins, havent slept at all
o welp

>>5567144
Not all hobbies do.
http://freeintenyears.com/frugal-tips/100-cheap-hobbies/

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>>5567140


Remember if you spread your buttcheeks when you fart they will make no sound. Thats why people say cis-girls dont fart when actually they learn really young how to release gas without making a sound.

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>>5567153
I fit in well with shitholes though and it's not like hanging around /b/ was any better. And i'm glad to hear it! Guess I just felt annoying to you. Thank you, you've always been a cute.

i need more yaoi kissing and cuddling pics
someone please give me direction in my quest

>>5567179
Have you tried /cm/ and /y/ already?

>>5567179
Pookies house 8D

>>5567165
>intellectual
already do some of that stuff and the ones I don't do are dumb, like writing a blog
>exercise
psychiatrist specifically said to not exercise because of muh eating disorder
>online
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>outdoors
shit weather
>social
no friends
>new skills
already know how to do that shit
>community
I fucking hate where I live
>travelling
my transportation is a moped, plus gas costs money
>financial
no money m8
>misc
literally all shit tier
>spiritualism
kek

wow it's fucking nothing

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>>5567182
/y/ is too lewd!

yes i save everything i find on /cm/

think i need a good blog or smth idk

pic unrelated
>>5567187
um
touche

I hear trainspotting is pretty cool.

>>5567148
No, I can't. Girls don't poop obviously. ;~;

>>5567149
M-mado pls

>>5567169
It all makes sense now. I have to try this to see if it works o.o

>>5567154
how can you not work?

>>5567165
this is cool

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>>5567172
I don't find you annoying silly! We all started from /b/ but we all outgrow it eventually. Personally I enjoyed it more back when it had IDs. But yeah. Oh btw sorry again for bothering you earlier. You could chat me up when you have a time, I'm always kinda bored and stuck with the americans because time zones and being a night owl...

>>5567158
>tfw no creepy foot fetish anons to stalk you
why does this bother me

>>5567179
please dont take this as an insult but tumblr, I'm sure they have scores of it hidden away

alternatively, /lewd/ maybe?

>>5567160
You probably look better now
Rawr is still a fat and ugly man

starting to notice the only decent looking trannies are in porn so the rest of us are ugly failures

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>>5567193
Please what?

>>5567200
post your soles and maybe we can talk

>>5567200
I'm bothered by you shitposting steven universe pictures

could you possibly have worse taste?
could you possibly be more annoying?
could you possibly be more childish?

the absolute worst

>>5567194
>how can you not work?
no luck finding a job, had to move back in with family bc of depression, anxiety, eating disorder etc, had a job but it fucked up my eating and sleeping patterns so my providers recommended I quit so I did

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>>5567134
bamp
halp blox

>>5567202
speak for yourself buddy

>>5567202

top kek

>>5567202
Are you attracted to any of the mtfg posters?
Would you sex with any of them?

>>5567202
when did you start doing porn??

>>5566805
am i the only one who thinks that girl is physically perfect ?

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>anons talking about their foot fetish
>leave for work
>come back
>3 threads and 9 hours later still talking about foot fetishes

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>>5567212
>you
>decent looking
I know you are agp but come on

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>>5567197
saved ur pic
right is literally me

>>5567200
i dont see why that would be insulting !

i do need to find a good blog
where /lewd/ at...mado mentioned to me that its a thing rofl

>>5567202
but im not in porn and nor are my friends

>>5567216
idk she looks kinda pretty

>>5567216
shes fat and sounds horrific irl
would you fuck a chubby shit diapered boy?
>of course you would you desperate fuck

>>5567216
>girl

>>5567197
I enjoyed it when it had word filters the most. and add http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198269209644/

>>5567212
>speak for yourself buddy
fucking face it, most of us are garbage and every trans person in porn has already gone post op and went to university, look at amy daly, kimber, hazel tucker, they are all post op and retired. If I could have passed I would have done porn so I could have been rich by now. I wush I was dead because so many other trans people pass by now.

>>5567217
Some people in this thread have really nice soles tho, it can't be helped

>>5567212

I can't really say without knowing what you intend to do. My instinct is take course 2 and reverse engineer course 1. Download everything you can for free and learn on your own. Anything that isn't absolutely required toward a degree that basically guarantees a solid job, don't take.

>>5567229
soles don't mean shit if the nails don't pass you fucking retard

>>5567237
nobody cares about nails. tops are pleb tier. soles are for patricians. yet again you prove you know nothing about anything

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>>5567110
>you
>needing ffs
i feel you on what you're saying. it's just like a very odd thing. i dunno, hopefully this dysphoria spike will be over fairly soon, but until then, it's just time to deal with it. i'd post some yoai but i don't have any. gomen.

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>>5567244
l-lol i seriously believed it

idk a selfie doesnt say everything

take care pleb beb
heres a yaoi for u to have

>>5567220
>passing
>gf can't keep her hands and tongue away from me
>crush of quite a few other lesbos in our local community
>not hot
k
>>5567228
creepy how you know so many pornstars by name
but hey if you wanna call yourself garbage go ahead
just don't try to drag us into your disgusting abyss
>>5567230
>My instinct is take course 2 and reverse engineer course
that's not how university here works m8
I have to choose on of them for my history class
>1. Download everything you can for free and learn on your own.
why would I download anything tho ?
we don't have expensive books @ university and 99% is on the moodle
>jawb
not about a jawb tho
I wanna do what I enjoy rather than do some shitty engineering work

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Reminder that the person in this photo is biologically female and a supermodel. /mtfg/ has retarded standards.

>>5567240
the you are a true cock wearing retard. soles are dirty monkey parts, nails are pretty manicured human parts

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>>5567251
is this you?

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>>5567201
are you rawr

and no i dont, still fat af
maybe after 4ikilograms

>>5567256
mhm, so ?

>>5567255
>even has pleb taste in feet

good god this failure

>>5567257
No