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>be me
>eating steak
>drop knife on pants
>almost hit dick
>dad says "that was close we almost had to start calling you Natalie"

what are moments you almost came out?
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>>5564171
How do they know your name?
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>>5564223
thats just the female version of "nathan" (which is my birth name) lol
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>Friend: "Do you know this model named Jane Marie?"
>Me: "The tranny!?"
>Friend: "No..."
>Me: "Oh, carry on."
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>>5564231
Oh I thought they might have mentioned it that Natalie would have been the name they would have chosen if you were born a girl.
Funny story tho.
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>>5564411
Thanks, Thats also why i chose it as my female name, when i was little they told me and my brothers what our other names would of been lol
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>be me, sucking dick
>dad walks in
>'don't worry, it's a feminine dick'
>okay, son, glad you're not a queer. have a good one
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>>5564611
legit kek, 10/10
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>>5564171
>be me
>sitting on bed
>mom comes in with ironed clothes or something
>when putting them away accidently knocks a stack of books off one shelf of my bookcase
>bends down to pick them up
>realise she's going to be facing straight into my HRT stash which is on top of a different stack of books on a lower shelf when she's standing back up
>"M-mom!"
>she turns to face me as she puts the books back on the shelf
>"Yes?"
>"Uh... I forgot!"
my heart felt like it was about to burst out of my chest, wonder if she could tell anything was wrong. she was so close to seeing the pill bottles, by a cat's whisker, and there's no way she wouldn't have twigged what they were for with how paranoid they were of me maybe being a fag already.
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>watching that theroux doc on TV
>desperately want to turn it over but parents interested (in a really bad 'look at these freaks hahaha' way) and don't want to raise suspicion
>that hispanic 14 year old on easymode comes up talking about how she realised she was trans while watching a documentary just like this one
>realise she is going to have a happy and normal life in a way that I will never, ever experience
>trying to hold back or at least hide the tears, sink down below blanket on the sofa
>dad notices from across the room
>"what's wrong? are you crying? anon, are you transgender too?"
>"no it's just embarrassing, I'm cringing"
>"yeah, good... fucking liberal perverts"
Death cannot come soon enough.
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>>5564319
Brilliant.
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>>5565112
>watching programs about early transitioners
not even once senpai
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