Gay General - DJ Khaled edition

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>>5562863
I just want to fuck a cute boyish/twinkish looking trap/guy in regular clothing not a dress.

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Thoughts on calling someone "babe"?

Im pretty masc normally but I've only been recently finding out about my sexuality, so I've been trying out stuff like wearing shorts and even flirting a little with some people to see how I feel about it all.

Anyway i called a dude "babe" in an offhand comment and they got really mad and told me to never say that to them again. Was that my autism or his? I didnt realise it was such a charged pronoun...

I don't remember the full context but it was something like
>"Oh hey anon can you do _____ for me?"
>"No problem babe"

...I feel really dumb and embarassed now, but at the time I was feeling pretty confident and I just felt like saying it. IDK.

>>5562872
>tfw tranny
>tfw look like that
but i am probably more masculine than that tbqh

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>>5562864
>>5562866
>tfw I've gotten into the habit of opening new threads in new tabs since new gaygen threads have a habit of getting deleted so often

>>5562875
I would wrestle you to the ground.

>>5562872

>pic unrelated

>>5562882

So its a big no-no?

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>>5562872
That's you not the movie. Do you expect the movie to cater to everyone in the LGBT community. You're selfish.

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>>5562883

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>>5562853
nah drake is about that life nowadays
dat stone-island tracksuit

>>5562864
I A P P R E C I A T E D A T

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>>5562864
>obese
>success

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>>5562899
>looks like gif related.
Why do all fags look like this?

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>>5562899

lol that is not a good picture of Niq

ouch

>>5562896

YOU SMAHT
YOU LOYAL

>>5562911
>>5562908
Guy posts them several times a day on different boards, trying to seduce trannies and twinks. They're both pretty old photos.

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>>5562911
>lol that is not a good picture of Niq
>ouch
He still looks good, but he needed to time to bloom into that beautiful swan he is now.

>>5562908
meh ... still would I think

>>5562914
stahp

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This is how all rappers end up.

http://www.addmorejuice.com/2013/02/23/another-dead-rapper-in-vegas-shoot-out/

>>5562875

You should've yelled "Oh yaaas hunty!" and then swiped him across the face with your scarf as you flipped it over your shoulder right before you swished right out of there.

>>5562896
naah i don't buy this

even some pasty ass white grandma is more thug than him

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>>5562898

>2016
>not knowing about DJ Khaled

fuccboi

>>5562915
>dat forehead acne
this is why i am on estrogen
no acne baby :^)

>>5562922
Why you dabble in nigger culture

>>5562915
who the fuck is this
they look awful

>>5562927
post tummy, my sweet androgynous princess

>>5562932
WORLD FAMOUS SPEEDRUNNER BREAKING WORLD RECORDS AND TURNING INTO A GRILL, WHILE YOURE BASICALLY JUST FUCKING STUPID!

WORLD RECORD!

she's called cosmo

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>>5562929

believe in urself

now here's $20, go buy your mama a house

>>5562899

He looks a little bit like Faust from ItsSuperEffective

>>5562929
>>5562939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74kGaqq6HSg

enjoy

>>5562942
niq baby is still more sexy though

>>5562946
>>5562941
meant for:

>>5562917
Niggers gonna nig.

>>5562938
no i am not posting my dadbelly. it's too gross :/

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>>5562959
u serious?

loose that weight, disgusting

>>5562960
you got any more dank rares

>>5562875
I called my ex this and he never had a problem with it.

I think he even called me babe too.

>>5562968
yes, but I wont share them, they are semi-lewd to lewd

I like niq

If rather fuck this jovial fat arab than some twink IWBH

>>5562960
i am trying but my white trash genetics is like "fuck u"

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>>5562974
Let's meet up then. :)

>>5562976
look at my face and tell me again how YOU are screwed by genetics

>>5562974

You didn't even attach a picture but I still know I agree.

>>5562981
>>5562983

Khaled ya dinguses

>>5562988
what did you mean by this?

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>>5562983
Sick.

what are you listening to gg
top tier vgm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJIYN656Z3s
>>5562983
very rude t b h

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>>5562983

he means

DEE
JAY
KHAAALEEEED

>>5562875
say sorry and don't do it to them again, pretty much the only logical choice

there's nothing wrong with the word itself just like there's nothing wrong with wearing a flannel shirt. the key difference is that for most people, a flannel shirt is just an article of clothing, but for a select few, it's what their rapist was wearing.

everyone has their "things", don't let it get to you

>>5562990
I'd rather fuck a guy who's homophobic because of his origins and career than a twink. I bet he's warm and smells like toasted almonds

my butt hurts

>>5563004
so do you like me or not? Im not a twink

>>5562981 me

>>5563004
hmm, toasted almonds

>>5563008
You look very young. Good for some-ah, not for allah

>>5562988
>>5562997

Oh. Okay, yeah, I mean, sure.

>>5562993

What c'mon, you know I don't like other twinks.
Or, uh, I guess is we were like personally friends. Friendship overrides physical preferences.

>>5562995

What i'm just being honest

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>>5563012
you can be the lucky guy to pop my cherry if you want

>>5562981
yeah i am because all that fat goes to my belly only so if that's not fucked up genetics i don't know what is

skinnyfat existence = suffering

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Will I know if he's my bf after the first (tinder) date? I don't know anything of this.

>>5563017
maybe it's because you have no testosterone and you're not working out or paying attention to protein vs carbs and fats you fucking moron

>>5563017

maybe you should put down the fork and pick up a dumbbell, fatty

>"m-muh genetics!"

>>5563004
why wud dj khaled be homophobic
hes one of the most successful exec producer in the whole music industry you could learn from him

>>5563025
dude, you're joking, right

>>5563029

truu

>>5563004

stop slinging dirt coz u dont want us to succeed

u cant stop me

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>>5563013
I don't particularly like small and girly boys either, but it would take a lot of oil money to persuade me to fuck a fat Arab.

>>5563034
leave cute inexperienced anon alone

>>5563025
only if you say that you really like him, I wouldnt say love though, unless he says he genuinenly likes you

>>5563034
n-no, I've been alone all my life
>>5563039
so he has to say it explicitly? kisses won't do?

>>5563026
>>5563027
>they probably think i am sitting at home shoveling ice cream into my mouth all day
i eat veggies, fruits, nuts, lean chicken and salads so don't jump on me like you know me

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>>5563025
>looking for a bf
>not scoring as much as cock as you can before the inevitable gay death

>>5563052
but cuddling and spooning and sleeping with another guy is way better than cock scoring

Would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNpyROa1f4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTA3C8HCUjM

>>5563025
s to say it explicitly? kisses won't do?
Dont worry about it, it's actually cute when you go full bf mode on him. Maybe he's shy too and doesnt know how to come out and say it as well.

It's better to just be honest, you are inexperienced, you are in love so say it.

>>5563048
God fucking dammit how many times does it need to be said...

YOU DO NOT HAVE 'SPECIAL' METABOLISM, YOU CANT BLAME IT ON GENETICS, IN 99.9% OF CASES, UNLESS YOU HAVE A LEGITIMATE DIAGNOSED THYROID DISORDER, YOUR DIET AND HOW IT EFFECTS YOUR BODY ARE SIMPLE AND SCIENTIFIC, BASIC FUCKING MATH

IF YOU EAT HEALTHILY, YOU ARE NOT FAT. IF YOU ARE FAT, YOU DON'T EAT HEALTHILY

Jesus christ you're a fucking retard. Kill yourself.

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>>5563055
I'm intimidated by bears desu.
They look so manly and experienced. :(

>>5563063
but that's what's hot about them

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>>5563063
Gurl are you even trying?

>>5563035

>>5563055
t b h this is creeping me out

>>5563062
noo you don't understand, i have my dad's genetics and he was skeleton skinny and tall but my mom is fat and shot and has a fat belly too so it all adds up. also you need to calm down, you are literally getting all riled up over random people on the internet now lol

>>5563078

AAAAAAAAARGGH YOU EMBODY EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5563055

My imaginary ovaries are on actual fire.

>>5563062
and by the way i do have hypothyroidism diagnosed so you are probably feeling really stupid now

>>5563078
read a book. Read the fit sticky. anything to make you less of a retard than you currently are.

>>5563083
Yeah I hope you catch on fire you disgusting special snowflake tumblrina for invading gay men's space.

>>5563083
why do you do it?

Anything tranny-esque in gaygen, honestly, it's an irrelevant topic, it's not cute, and it makes everyone here cringe. If you really insist on coming to gaygen despite being trans, then at least have the decency to shut the fuck up about being trans for 5 minutes. That means the cutesy acting shit too. Nobody here cares.

>>5563098

I'm just trying to say I think he's really hot, anon, geeze

>>5563078
You're an embarrassment or you're a plebian troll.

Either way go over to /fit/ read the sticky. Build a routine, learn the lifts from reputable lifters such as Scott Herman or Scooby even, fix your diet. Then get a gym membership and apply it.

You might go from fat as fat ass loser to dickable instead of spending all day moaning about how fat you are on an Norwegian Cigar Aficionado Imgur.

>>5563085
this is what i eat every day:

cranola with yogurt
vegetable soup
some crackers with cheese
banana
salmon/chicken/tuna with sweet potatos/rice
walnuts or whatever
green tea
a glass of milk

see? there is nothing bad there. you really need some anger management to tame that wild beast inside you, bud

>>5563110
>from fat as fat ass loser
funny but my ass is skinny, it's just my belly that looks prominent, and my thighs have the most fat i guess
my arms and chest are that of a holocaust survivor

>>5563115
dude you are lying
if this is /pol/ack you are just straight up fat

>>5563115
Yeah but you obviously over eat.

Look no matter how you want to splice this you over eat.

Does your pretend over active thyroid matter?

Yeah it does. That and your overeating plays together to make you fat.

You need to find out how much your caloric intake is for someone with a fat thyroid to offset your gorging.

My hatred of fatty fats grows daily.

>>5563115
>sugary/carbs with fats
>carbs with salt
>carbs with fats
>carbs
>some protein with carbs
>calorie dense fats
>nothing
>fats

Unless you do exercise, it's a bad diet.

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me on the left, I finally have a qt bf

you can do it to, guys

>>5563062
>>5563082
>>5563085
>>5563110
>le /fit/bro rage fit
How's the penis-shrinking steroids you take to become the biggest leanest masc4masc bottom treating you big boy?

>>5563115
all of that in a day
lmfao no wonder you are so fat

>>5563133
but roids accelerate penis growth. it does shrink your balls though if you don't counter it

>>5563133
I'm actually skinny but I have a low body fat percentage and actually look good, i just hate fat people.

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>>5563131
You look like a great couple, honey.

I wish i had a qt bf as well.

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>>5563131

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>>5563149
I like you, funanon2.

t. funanon 1

>>5563125
but i am not a /pol/ack so quit assuming

>>5563126
it's possible, also i think i don't drink enough fluids per day but i don't think that's the cause and my thyroid is rather under active to be honest family. sorry that my existence makes you so angry

>>5563130
i exercise 3 times a week, cardio, spinning etc

>>5562864
faggot

>>5563133
I'm a vers you obese piggy.

>>5563152
that pic really makes me hard

>>5563162
hello faggot

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>>5563163
Riiight.

>>5563159
mate then post pics
if you are doing everything you say you are then you should look ok. maybe you have body-dysmorphia.

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>>5563163
>skinny fukbois think they can top.

I fucking hate the taste of uncut cocks.

>>5563182
>tfw my mother sometimes wears that thing around her neck

>>5563198
I have a cut one, wanna taste it, slutboi?

>>5563171
>>5563182
>2 fat queens devastated

I feel that salt family

would you date this qt twink?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siNMwdfRwpA

>>5563201
Cut is preferable. Uncut taste really dirty to me. even if they have washed up before.

>>5563198
Shut up and suck that extra skin good boy

>>5563207
no

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>>5563198
>not liking smegma getting stuck between your teeth

what are you, a straight?

>>5563207
that's a girl, m8

>>5563224

looks more masc than everyone on here

>>5563208
nice kid, thanks for making me feel appreciated (or my penis at least)

>>5563224
hello hitler, sup?

Why is long hair on guys so hot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpet5FRAtGw

Why don't you have long luxurious hair?

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>>5563224
t b h she looks more masc compared to you.

>>5563246
never claimed to be ultra masc
just said it was a girl

>>5563242
hi

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>>5563246
wew, when did hitler cut his hair?

breeeeeeeeh
what a magnificent, beautfiul bastard

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>>5563246

should become a full-time edward scissorhands impersonator, chopping dicks off left and right, would be so hawt

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>>5563246
No fatposting, please.

>>5563207
she totally acts and talks like my cousin
weird

>>5563243
he looks like a hippy with that -1 point

>>5563175
okay, you be the judge

https://unsee.
cc/redisomu/

>>5563242
I'm American so I guess I'm more used to cut guys.

I get my exercise from vogueing for House Ninja. And I win

>>5563276


Nice belly girl & pubic hair above your vagina

>>5563276
fat/10

>>5563276
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>5563266
this

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>>5563278
Fierce. Werk. Serve, mama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCDWMX_Gu6Y

>>5563297
This.

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>>5563246
>tfw i kinda like hitler's hair

abstract kind of feel

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>>5563276

>skinnyfat
>its my genetics
>i cant help it

read the sticky and piss off

Can someone bring me breakfast in bed.

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http://otterbodyexperience.tumblr.com/post/136782177048

Why does the twinks face make me lol?

Also why is gay porn so perverted?

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>>5563304
>>tfw i kinda like hitler's hair
>>5563246
>>5563254
Hitler can you post another pic where you show off your cool haircut? :3

plz

>>5563315
he looks like Beans

>>5563316
no

>>5563303
tHiS

>>5563282
um that's a penis i can assure you

>>5563305
i never say i can't help it, just think it would be impossible for me. i can't lose weight either because my arms and chest are already skinny and i don't want my ribs to be more visible than they are now

>>5563315

Uh, I dunno, he looks fine to me.
Also those gifs are kinky..?
That all looks super vanilla.

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>>5563321
>no
Ohhh, Okay.

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Thank you Jesus for the Sabbath.


Satan twists things. Every good thing that God created, Satan works to pervert. God created sexuality and called it good (Genesis 1:27-28, 31). Sexual union has a dual purpose—procreation (Genesis 1:28; 9:1) and joining marriage partners as “one flesh” (Genesis 2:24; Mark 10:8; 1 Corinthians 6:16). Since early days, human beings have found twisted uses for sex that accomplish neither of God’s intended purposes. The perversions were so widespread by the time God gave the Law to Moses that admonitions against specific perversions had to be included in detail (Leviticus 18:23; 20:12–13; Deuteronomy 27:20). According to Scripture, any sexual activity outside the marriage union of one woman and one man is a perversion and condemned by God (1 Corinthians 6:18; Hebrews 13:4; 1 Thessalonians 4:3). The New Testament lists some specific sexual perversions such as homosexuality, adultery, and fornication, stating that those who practice such aberrant behaviors “will not inherit the kingdom of God” (1 Corinthians 6:9–10; Galatians 5:19–21).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrPEpG5o0Ko

>>5563326
He's a virgin bb

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>>5563322
>i can't lose weight either because my arms and chest are already skinny and i don't want my ribs to be more visible than they are now

You're an utter idiot.
You're chubby fat, not skinny.
You have the lowest possible muscle mass and you're all bones and fat.

Pic related is what a skinny guy looks like.
What you need to do is not diet, but recomping while lifting.
If you just diet down, you're gonna look even worse than you do now.

>>5563333
halllo christkun

what kind of church do you go to?
wanna hold hands and introduce me to yours?
(hold hands in a brothely way)

>>5563338
I would deadlift that twink for days son

>>5563338
I recognize bellybutton anon

>>5563321
>no
>>>/soc/23171571

since you are shy, but an attention whoring bitch, I did you a favour and posted your pic on soc.

now you can look at the ratings there and dont have to act like a needy bitch on gaygen

no need to thank me

>>5563338
Body of a child

>>5563338
skinnyfat, not skinny. i never said anywhere i am skinny

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Alright /gg/,
I think I have a problem.
I'm slowly becoming anorexic, I believe.
I have way too big calorie deficits every day, I work out a lot besides eating too little and I absolutely feel like shit at certain times. In these what I call "holes" I only think about getting delicious/unhealthy food but at the same time I feel bad about myself for being "unhealty". In the end I always have negative thoughts either about not working out hard enough or eating too much/little (un-)healthy stuff. I also tend to drink lots of coffeine (coke zero and black coffee) and smoke some cigarettes to help me with hunger. I know that I am normal weight but I still feel fat and unhealthy...
Anybody knows this feel?
It's very unsatisfying.

I shouldn't have gone in to work with a hangover. At least it's my Friday.

>>5563338
>tfw I don't look like this anymore

Gaygen please lend me a little bit if your sprit energy so I can summon the willpower to gym tomorrow.

Bully-kun!! I woke up to a text message from the photographer. Mentions how we shouldnt have done what we did. I didn't respond because i don't care about his moral dilemma. His wife should divorce him though.

>>5563338
Nasty..every time I see it..icky

>>5563338
I hate twinks, I'll never be a twink but I can be swole and cut but never a twink. If I´m not hitting the gym hard I´ll be gaining fat like crazy. For me it´s either be a gym rat or be a fat fuck with high blood pressure.

That's why i kinda hate people who are naturally skinny, I hate twinks, I want swole guys or just guys with average bodies, twinks kinda piss me off. Maybe because I´m a bottom and I might be jealous, I don't know.

At least I'll be aesthetic and natty.

Also, I don´t like manlets, that's propably because I´ve been conditioned by /fit/ to hate manlets. Straight manlets always have a chip on their shoulder, and gay manlets are always girly and twinky as fuck.

>>5563378
Post your belly button bae.

oh I just saw that somebody already started some sort of related discussion
sorry for this blog post, wrong time i guess >>5563378

>>5563388
>man let's are always girly and twink
Im 5'9, your dubs betray you

>>5563388
>gay manlets are always girly and twinky as fuck.
thanks for the compliment

>tfw BTFO the hitler tranny

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>>5563381
>Nasty..every time I see it..icky

Don't bully, he's getting better from what i've seen on cbts.

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>>5563338
That's a really weird looking torso.

>>5563381
I'd probably stay away, he seems like he has a few issues. Unless he was really hot, and you actually like him.

In other news, I just found a tight pair of Speedos from when I used to swim. Makes me want to jump back in the pool!

>>5563389
Why, if I may ask? ^_^

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>>5563407
>I just found a tight pair of Speedos from when I used to swim

Do they fit you or you're a fattie now, bully-chan?

>>5563404
wat

>>5563418
Why is your name Hitler on here by the way?

>>5563418
>>>/soc/23171023

how old are you. hitler?

>>5563406
Hell be better once he gains 50 pounds
But I still think he has weird proportions.

>>5563407
Yeah I'm going to stay away. He couldn't even stay hard with a condom so he's useless to me. Plus I could never like a guy who'd cheat on his wife. Once a cheater always always a cheater.

>>5563425
lel

>>5563427
That's rough. A cheater with ED, he's truly bottom of the barrel. I kind of feel bad for him.

>>5563339

I don't attend a church. I've come to know Jesus through other means. I've heard his voice audibly speak to me before, have heard him knock on a door inside of my brain, and have had dreams/visions with him in it. That's how I know he exists. I just read the bible (mostly the new testament), pray, meditate, and try to stay away from sin.

>>5563388
That cuts deep buddy.

I'm 5'5 and have been lifting for 3 years.

Please love me. I have no chips on my shoulder nor do I twink it up.

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>>5563441
>and try to stay away from sin.
from guys too?

>>5563442
>chips on my shoulder
What do you mean with this?

>>5563423
People said I looked like an edgy gay teenage hitler so everyone started calling me hitler
and it stuck

>>5563425
20
why are you posting my pictures on soc?

>>5563448

Its a common idiom.

It means to hold anger or a grudge.

>>5563446

Through prayer I've been able to free myself from masturbation desires and porn.

I'm a token virgin.

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>>5563417
They fit, but I've gained quite a bit of weight since I've been at home.
Should drop back down once I go back to uni and have to buy my own food.
I-I have a picture..

>>5563427
Oh well. Hopefully he sorts himself out, especially if there's kids involved or something.

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Does gaygen have a cuteness threshold
When you see something to cute it HURTS?
Do you have one, or do you think you have one but haven't experienced it, yet?

>>5563455
>tfw no christian bf

>>5563439
When I told him he had to use a condom he said he hasn't used one in a long time. That's probably what kept fucking him over.

>>5563452
>why are you posting my pictures on soc?
for fun

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>remember Tila Tequila?

>>5563460
I didn't ask shout kids because he wigged out when I mentioned his ring.

>>5563452
>edgy gay teenage hitler
yeah you do

>>5563478

Wut's this photoshoot you're talking about, also, I wanna know
Was it lewd

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>>5563468
I really can't get why people think "I can't fuck with a condom on" is a legit excuse to ask a stranger to be fucked without one.
If you can't fuck with a condom, gtfo.

>>5563474
I feel bad when trash people like her have kids.

>>5563460
>I-I have a picture..

Post, if it's not too lewd.

>>5563463
Newborn cats and babies.
My sister's kids are so cute when i visit, it literally hurts when i have to leave.

>>5563474
poor kid, looks like it's retarded

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>>5563474
Her Twitter is stunning.
It's like she removed her brain and let /x/ take a dump in her skull.

>>5563478
Huh, I'm surprised he didn't make any attempt to hide it.

>>5563497
Do not bully.

>>5563514

nice try but that isnt you

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>>5563514
Hairy legs are qt. :3c

>>5563497
This. If you don't want to fuck me, a random guy you just met, with a condom on, how many other random guys have you fucked without a condom on?

They also don't even bother checking to see if *I'm* actually disease free or not. If I wanted to poz them/give them something else like the clap or something, it would be as easy as lying that I'm disease free and saying it's ok to fuck them without a condom. STIs aren't a "you're fucked kid" anymore (and most times, especially in a rich area, people don't care because they can afford prep and other meds) but they're still not fun to get and it's always better to be safe.

And if half these dudes were actually allergic to latex they wouldn't fucking block me when I lie back and tell them I am too. I use non-latex anyway, even though it's more expensive I'm not active enough for the cost to be ridiculous and it neatly blocks those assholes who say they're allergic.

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>>5563474
got daddy's eyes desu

so lonely :(

>>5563533

Psychic being woke to the lies and deceptions of horny scumbags

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>>5563520
It literally is, you can see my birth mark towards the top of the picture.

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Funny thing about nazi jew and black hating people is they had their limelight and now they are old news. Now they're just cowards on the internet who post anonymously. How the once powerful have fallen.

>inb4 online nazi movement
Not gonna happen you're all so few in numbers and pathetic cowards.

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Just finished with 7 hours of work

W E W
L A D

feeling pretty good to be honest

>>5563564
>being a work slave/cuck

>>5563566
No, because I don't post on soc

>>5563564
>7 hours
that's less than a normal shift

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>>5563566

>mfw brandon is STILL posting
>>>/soc/23172098

holy shit

>>5563564
>paid minimum wage
>feeling good about it
I don't see how.

>>5563578
disregard females and go for the twinks, right?

only problem is that you still think you're top, I don't think I can stomach to pretend to be top and fem at the same time, sorry xoxoxo

>>5563580
will he go for hitler? :3333

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>>5563580
>>5563566
Keep /soc/ shit out of here! REPORTED!

>>5563578
>>5563581

Not job work, studying work.

>>5563572

im a full time student bb

I do some temporary work on the side though - I do about 3 hours of work a week and get paid $150 a month for the pleasure

its a nice bonus I guess

>>5563593
>not getting paid
Even worse.

>>5563597

dont be silly

i work for myself, im not being forced to. its satisfying + healthy i think

>>5563559
wow that was really spooky f.a.m
reminds me of those resident evil monsters

>>5563559
whatever happened to no fatposting

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>>5563559

>>5563605

I get it, babe
When I get days off, even, I feel kind of gross somewhere inside knowing I haven't contributed to anything.
I get so used to jamming on for dev team scheduels

>>5563559
why would you even post this

>>5563559

hahahahaha

i will keep this in mind the next time you post something

ahahahaha

>>5563616
>eat big
eww no, nobody likes fatties

fatty holocaust when?

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>>5563593
>tfw get >$500 a month from the government for being an "independent student"
>Have a few years of savings from working a ~$34000 a year job stashed away

>>5563611
ty ty

>>5563615
Can't even dance.

>>5563626
>>5563616
I've posted that webm several times, you drongos. I'm not that thin anymore.

>>5563464
Im Christian.

>>5563650
>Can't even dance.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E7tDfe2rlL

>>5563638
nice meme, my dip

>>5563657
do you want to be my pure bf?

>>5563650

Do you know how to dance, bully-chan

I am 5'8, bearded, balding and currently 200 pounds. What are my chances of finding a bf? Weight loss is not an issue.

>>5563674
>Weight loss is not an issue.
yes it is

>>5563559
That's a nice vaccum.

>>5563681
How do you know that? What do you know about his metabolism that he doesn't?

>>5563681
I was losing weight before I had a nasty fall. Weight loss takes time but it is not impossible.

>>5563694
he hasnt lost the weight yet, thats all I need to know

>>5563681
hitler, that is enough. you will stop fat-shaming fatties this instant!

bad hitler!

>>5563664
I wouldn't say im pure...
I try though.

>>5563674
Easy lift
I wish I was bald. Bald looks fucking awesome.

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>>5563662
Well what's this then, slut?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JbBv73eNXe

>>5563667
Yes, I am the dancing queen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

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>>5563723

>>5563723
I hate you.

Hi, I'm Matt.

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>>5563728
I knew it all along.

>>5563719
>I wouldn't say im pure...
>I try though.
as long as you are monogamous ...

>>5563735
Hi Matt, I am fat.

>>5563742
Bad for you.

>>5563735
Hi, Matt

I'm Marko, nice to meet you

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>tfw curious af how bully-chan looks like

>>5563755
ugly as fuck

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>>5563736
It's never been a secret!
Love the fatposter, hate the fatposts.

>>5563759
Can confirm.

>>5563735
hi matt, i am a lad
i believe this is a fad
quite sad

>>5563755

He's actually pretty cute, I think

>>5563765
He has the body of an aids person in the 90's.

>>5563755
as much as it thoroughly pains me to say it, he's pretty alright

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>>5563773
>>5563788
I have to believe.
He's bullied you but you still say nice things about him, he must be qt.

>>5563796
bully-kun has never bullied me
he's a sweet little puppydog

Hitler, remember to take your testosterone shot today sweetie.

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>>5563788
OOOOOOO
DOUBLES
D
U
B
S

>>5563796
no, only ugly people are mean on here.

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>>5563803
You don't want to relapse, don't you?

(dat second pic, holy shit 10 year old trans boy)

>>5562875
Depends on the guy really A guy i am getting to know pretty well (possible relationship) has called me babe a couple of times and I find it flattering as I know from him it is a term of endearment. In a very tired state last night I called him baby and he didnt seem to mind that either.

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>>5563807
Isn't it the other way around irl?
Ugly people tend to be kinder.

>>5563812
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO PLUCK HIS EYEBROWS IN SUCH A GAY WAY
FUCKKKK
JUST LET THEM GROW NATURALLY, YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A FUCKING TRANNY WITH THAT THIN LINE

>>5563819
yeah whatever

>>5563826
my eyebrows are natural atm
>>5563246

unless you're referring to niq

>>5563055
>Would you?
Dinner would never get made!

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>>5563838
>>5563246
You are so fucking beautiful, why do you have to be such a bitch?

I hate and love you at the same time.

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>>5563615
fite me
fatpost vacuums are the new socks

>>5563867
LOVE HURTSSS

>>5563867
>You are so fucking beautiful
Opinions vary
He looks too tranny for me

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>>5563872
>roiding for this

>>5563883

Ann Skellington was the roider i think

not mostlyhomo

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>>5563872
>taking roids to make yourself hate yourself less
>still looking like shit.
>mfw

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>>5563801
Kleppy blessings be upon you, Shitler!
May all your dreams come true!

>>5563779
Hot.
Visible ribs are fucking beautiful, so long as the person doesn't look completely fucked up.

daily reminder that hitler is a girl and her penis doesn't exist because it's actually a vajayjay (nature built, not reconstructed from benis)

>>5563381
I thought he was just paying for pics. Or is this a different photographer.

>>5563442
P I C S
I
C
S

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>>5563889
They both are desu.

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>>5563892
y-y-yah t-thats it..thats why it is bigger than mine.

>>5563883
>>5563890
they made me strong, i was happy

i'll show you all!

>>5563892
I seen hitlah benis it good :DDD

>>5563890
>mister cock
haha
only 90's kids get this meme :^)

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>taking steroids to show off to gay people when you're bi AKA straight

PLSSS stop doing this

>>5563889
Lol. I fully admit to looking like shit for a roider.

I don't know if mostly still does, but I know he used. too.

>>5563903
post it :DDD

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>mfw I eat ass

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>If you don't look half as good as pic related after roiding, you should kill yourself

>>5563933
all you steroid users should just kill themselves

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>gays get beat up at school

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That feeling when I actually want to date guys but they all just want to fuck. What do I do here.... I thought he was a nice guy /.\

>>5563917
i've been crusing and barely trying in general since summer. i didn't fuck aroudn on first bulk tho

>>5563953
>>5563917

>mfw im gonna surpass you guys natty

feels good to have started lifting at 16 to be honest

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>>5563947
Are you a woman?

>muh relationships
>muh nice guy

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>>5563947
You are autistic.

>tfw u will never see hitler's benis

>>5563826
I think it looks nice

>>5563974
But I'm not. I'm just sick of doing nothing but hooking up.

>>5563933
Can't argue with dubs.
>>5563947
Nice guys can wanna get laid too.
>>5563968
Mirin. I'd give my left nut to have started at 16, instead of 24. 8 more years of lifting > two cycles.

>>5563968
i belleef in u
unlike ann i started at the ripe bp age of 18 tho. he's the real old crotchety man here

>>5563933
I thought he said he used prohormones

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>>5563918
enjy! :DDDDDD

>>5563991
But on the first date? Nah just ask me for a hook up and I'd go. Plus he's a 23 year old virgin it's not like I'd have a good fucking.

>>5563997
>that stomach fat crease
hitler you have bad posture

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>>5563997
fite me irl
>>5564007
most of the time yea

>>5563997
wow he has an old person's hand for such a young lad

>>5564014
you havent replied to
>>5563867

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Have you hugged a soldier today?

>>5564021
No, I have never seen a soldier in my life (except one or two times inside an armored car)

>>5563992
lol I prefer "Soon to be dad mode"
>>5563995
I think that was the point. If you don't look as good as that roider, you're fucking up.
>>5564001
Full virgin, or just man virgin? Does sound like he's pretty thirsty, but at 23 with still having a v card, it's hard to blame him.

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>mfw im straight
>mfw u r gay

>>5564037
i bet you'll don't even smoke crack. kill yourself my man

>>5563895
I'll send them.

Just not on here.

pls.

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>tfw wish I was gay

>>5564051
Hrm. I'm at work. Feel free to hit me up on skype later though, at ann.skellington

>>5564055

Don't blame you, cock is great.

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>>5564064
Slut.

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>>5564061
Will do thank you.

>>5564064
Vaginas so much better tbqh.

>>5564061
can I send you a message as well?

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>>5564061
You still haven't posted feet, slut.

>>5564061
Sounds good babe.

Are we going on a date?

>>5564070

I don't deny it.
Also
>that one long nipple hair

>>5564074

Vagina is pretty okay but musk, muscle and dick is A+
All things considered, if a chick was burly enough, I'd be okay with that, too

Which trips feet would you like to see the most?

>>5563872

w o o f

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>>5564094
maki's.

>>5564094
My own.

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>>5564087
fag

Feminity is much better. How can you not find feminity sexy? Gays pretend to like men because of how much women broke their hearts so they develop this fetish.

>>5564094
Hitlers, but as part of a greater theme, not just for foot fetish.

>>5564078
Sure bb.
>>5564081
You've got a stronk memory. I'm at work but this time I promise.
>>5564082
This is all so fast. Can't we just start with coffee?

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>>5564087
>that one long nipple hair
It's cute.
The armpit hair is also cute.
Love is a beautiful thing.

>>5563442
>I'm 5'5 and have been lifting for 3 years.

Yoooo how you doin

>>5563338

>bellybutton

what the fuck