/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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Resident old Codger checking in.
How'd the Cardinals do? I don't follow sports outside of surfing and various rallies.

> Tfw started work at 5pm and have to work till 4am and then have another job I need to be at at 9am
Having 2 jobs is gr8.

https://streamable.com/frfd

This run tho. Sports!

Is Cheska still around? I liked her anime pictures.

k so I've bought a steel-boned corset. How long should I wear it for, how many days a week? It's for waist training

>>5561859
she is busy cucking sophie right now

fuck sports dude

repost
/boyonhormones/ is the future, no need to go fulltime and be a hon when you can have the pills to take the edge of the dysphoria and carry on with life as normal

y/n? of course for some it won't be enough but for others I think it could be the way

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>tfw in a few months i'm going to be 2 years on hrt
>tfw still no pass
>tfw still no moneys for srs or ffs
At least I tried, right.

>>5561819
>>5561825
thanks for ruining it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGfFv1GwOCc\
>tfw dont live in akihabara so i can work here or just hang out here

Ahahaha b& from the IRC for having a discussion. Sad~

>>5561855
hope you don't get raped

>>5561881
You're acting like anyone just declares themselves trans and ignorant to the process that it requires. The 'Trans confirmed' card you joked about is called getting the letters of attestation from therapists. It's not that people just declare something.

>>5561881
It's more overstepping certain boundaries. These things happen alright?

>>5561881
It just wasn't a fun topic.

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>>5561881
Time to wait for the inevitable shit storm that will occur from this :D

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>>5561889
stop posting my fucking pic shithead

>>5561881
1. First kick - stirring up a shitstorm by talking about defending the world from the upcoming muslim invasion
2. Second kick - talking about how you're opening up to the idea of girl penis, and you think it's cool that girls have penises
3. Third kick and ban - stirring up discussion about gender segregated bathrooms and kids not being able to identify as trans

I'm sorry, but there comes a point where it's not discussion, and just arguing.

>>5561868
If you feel it's right for you, go for it. I'm of the opinion that if you have long time dysphoria and don't get on HRT you're gonna regret it, so even if you don't plan to transition I think you should get HRT.

>>5561870
>2 years
>couldn't save up money for ffs
>"I tried"

sure m8

>>5561891
I'm an image leech

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>>5561907
you know what we do to image leeches here?

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best way to kill self?
considering jumping from bridge

>>5561913
by exercising and eating right
and dying of natural causes

>>5561915
define eating right
specific foods please

>>5561913
rope is easier if you fasten it just at the base of the skull where the head and neck join you should pass out in less than 30 seconds and die in less than 5

>>5561913
isn't inhaling pure helium supposed to be painless?

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>>5561913
a fast train

>>5561913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpksxP-eN8I

>>5561895
What's the difference between a civil argument and a discussion with different points of view? You're overreacting. It's your chat though, so enjoy the echo chamber. Just don't say you weren't warned when the stuff I'm talking about happens. I've already talked to people who are planning protests on that very topic that I think will be quite effective. It's only your loss not to form a realistic game plan.

>>5561915
>>5561922
>>5561923
this all sounds like it takes more effort than just throwing myself off a tall object
>>5561928
there's no trains around here and where did you get my picture of marisa

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>>5561931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM42Sp1Pqlo

>>5561935
yes but what if it's not high enough and you just end up paralysed and unable to finish the job?
also why would you want to die in excruciating pain if the aim is to end the suffering?

>>5561935
wait till the subconscious survival hesitation to jump comes in the others are easier to talk yourself into

>>5561883
Carrying a letter of attestation around with you seems pretty close to carrying an ID to me. I only brought up the conversation because Elanna mentioned the law. I've spoken to people who are prepping protests where groups of people will just walk into the opposite gender's washroom announcing they are trans.

You don't have to like it, it doesn't have to be fair - I'm just pointing out that if you mandate by law that people can use any facility they want on the basis of gender you either need an ID system or you need to be prepared for that system to be abused.

>>5561934
The difference between civil discussion and different points of view is that you're making people there uncomfortable. We shouldn't have to constantly justify our identity to you in a space like this. We get enough of that every day.

>>5561916
Maintain your macronutrient intake to a percentage of your total caloric intake, as follows: proteins: 10-35% fats: 20-35% carbs: 45-65%

protein: fish, chicken, turkey, peas, beans, nuts, tofu, dairy
fats:avocado, olive oil, rice bran oil, peanuts, dairy
carbs: pizza

your caloric intake should ideally be 500 less than your TDEE to lose weight steadily, 500 more to gain weight safely
http://www.iifym.com/tdee-calculator/

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>>5561935
ive got a whole bunch of marisa since i used to be the marisa to someones patchy

>>5561942
Jesus that's not even it, it's also not required for that aspect but I realized it's not required anywhere, the attestation is for getting your license/birth cert gender changed. You were the first to mention laws iirc.

What's absurd is that people care enough about this to do shit like what you're saying. It's a non issue being made into an issue by bigots who just want a way to be discriminatory, and that's the real problem.

>>5561944
When did I ever say you did? I don't see how me putting forward the argument of the other side in a discussion on the obstacles or challenges of the law is equivalent to me asking you or anyone else to justify their identity to me personally. Like I said though its your echo chamber, you can do whatever you want with it.

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>>5561947
marisa and patchy is fanfic garbage
everyone knows marisa x alice is otp

ugh how does birch box know exactly what I want every month >.> mascara, face treatment, eye treatment, concealer and dry shampoo for fluffy hair? literally the best

>>5561952
Sure, but bigotry and low standards of decorum exist everywhere. The monolithic laws of the left and their style of thinking is what is laying the foundation for the frustrations of the right, which will spill over and give legitimacy to the hooligans or worse. Do you think I want you guys getting your heads beaten in by bricks like many in pol, or the Muslims in Germany that recently attacked those trans people? No of course not, but the street protesters in Germany generally have a dim view of trans people and their issues, as do many people in the USA and Canada.

No amount of claiming I'm offensive or mean or whatever is going to change that. The pendulum is starting to swing back towards the right. Once it does, you're going to wish you had taken the time to make some friends.

>>5561960
stop teasing femgen

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>>5561947
whose marisa are you now

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> 26" waist.
> Perflat.
> Averageish shoulders (for a woman).

Nothing fits me. Either the shirt fits my shoulders well but not my waist, or it fits my waist but not my shoulders. At least I can squeeze my shoulders into XS/S, but I really need an XS to fit my waist. At the same time, when I get my aug done I'll need a S to fit my bust which means it won't fit my waist and finding something that magically fits all three is going to require magic.

Gahhhhhhh! Help, I need an adult!

>>5561964
The fact you even still simply see it as left and right is the biggest thing that shows you really have bought into some kind of ideology more than actually "Realizing what's going on"

>>5561964
good thing I live in Australia where I won't need to adjust to the idea of a rightwing future. you'd love it here cartman 6.0

>>5561942
Jesus christ you're fucking dense, it's not like there's even much keeping men out now besides expectations, I don't even know if there's laws against it in most places. It's pretty obvious to tell when someone's ectually trying to present as female and when someone is being a creep. Use your head.

>>5561969
Oh yeah, to make things worse, I'm tallish (5'9").

Mission Impossible: Clothing Edition.

>>5561969
tailors senpai

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>>5561968
noones ;_;
>>5561958
i never really liked alice, i always thought patchy was much cuter

>>5561972
I know that. However, there is a climate of fear well established where people don't say anything for fear of being called racist, sexist, transphobic, etc. The people who knew the San Bernardino shooters didn't report their suspicious activity for this reason and 14 people died.

Do you really think that some random staff member, worker, etc is going to get in someone's face and start demanding evidence they are trans? In the current political climate that could very easily be career or social suicide. Your average person isn't going to be able to tell the difference between a passing trans and a hon, and god forbid they make a mistake? Maybe they think its just a guy causing trouble, but it turns out not to be?

Whether or not its "obvious" isn't ultimately going to be the deciding factor. Who knows maybe I'm wrong. I'm open to the possibility. We'll just have to wait and see, won't we?

>>5561979
>noones ;_;
why not

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>tfw no qt bf to cook nice meals for and then snuggle up to on the couch after.

>>5561992
V I C
I
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/mtfg/ I'm in a debacle and I'd appreciate it if I could get some insight on it instead of le ebin ufuflu maymay...

So I've been dating a cis girl for almost two years. I started dating her before transition and came out to her and all is well. As the hormones progress though, strange things are happening to me...

So, vaginas are now pretty disgusting to me. It doesn't help that she has a roast beef pussy either. I'm still attracted to women but vaginas just gross me out (even though I still want one...irony?)

I love this girl though. She's pretty great, the type of girl that I could really see myself making a future with, but the problem is sex is a huge factor in my life. And with her? I just don't really enjoy it anymore.

I'm sure you're thinking "okay so dump her and go date guys!". The problem here is that I'm extremely, EXTREMELY picky about boys. I prefer the thought of myself with a boy but I'm just not attracted to 99% of them. But the craving for the D is unreal.

So now the solution basically equates to me being a chaser. Girl physique, male genitalia. Except never, EVER in my life would I want to be with another trans girl. We're ALL fucking psycho and there's noooo way I can deal with another heaping serving of dysphoria and the like all the time with me.

Plus let's not forget that I do in fact still want to be with my girlfriend. These hormones are taking me for a ride through tfw no bf town and I have no idea what to do about it.

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>>5561969
This is so problematic lol
Every fittable size that would make your waist show up is too short.
And all the sizes that would be perfect in lengths make the clothes look too big ._.
>tfw rly size s but have to wear m or L

i want to transition
please somebody be my suggar daddy/mommy

>>5561965
:< yes ma'am

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>>5561986
cause i dont have someone to be my patchy or maybe my reimu right now ;w;

>>5561997
So take a break like you were going away for college or something. If it changes and its meant to work out it will. If not, you just grew apart. ez

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>>5562005
can I be your reimu?

>>5562004
n-now b-bend over to receive ur punishmen

>>5562009
Kissless virgin detected

>>5562017
>can confirm never touched a pussy

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>>5561997
Kinda feel the same way nowadays. Wudnt even had believed myself how much hrt affected that in such short time.

I find other girls cute and pretty, might even be able to do relationship if wasnt super envious of them, but the sex wouldnt happen and find the idea of it a little gross.

Not specially attracted into guys but once turned on or like theres a guy that has made me feel valuable secure enough / like them a lot, i'll get rly attracted to them emotionally and physically

If you really feel repulsed by the idea of sex with her i think you should talk about it, tell her that you really want her and everything but something has to change in the act, and make sure you seem not offensive/annoying about it but a little embarrassed. Bet she will understand its just the hormones doing things, good luck <:

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All us muthafuckahs livin in sin.
Time to repent!

>Feels good bro.

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>>5562013
m-maybe you could anon
do you wanna give me your email or something so we can talk more about it?

>>5562030
>Not specially attracted into guys but once turned on or like theres a guy that has made me feel valuable secure enough / like them a lot, i'll get rly attracted to them emotionally and physically
Thank you so much for saying this. I didn't even realize that most of the guys I've ever crushed on have fit this situation. Wow maybe I'm just straight and require boys to not be shitty to me and to be genuinely good people.

Fuck.

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>tfw looking like a girl with a beard
>people double taking at me all day
why do i have to wait 2 weeks to laser again fucking kill me

>>5562041
[email protected]

>>5562052
<3

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>edition
see you on nflg anon ;)

here's a photo of me and my nina for everyone. she's the best and i'm the worst.

>>5562041
>>5562053
fuck I guess that service went down or something, send to [email protected]

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>>5562061
found another picture of yours

>>5562066
holy shit. find this girl for me and ask her to please teach me about hair.

my life is a disaster, im not sure how long i am willing to live
its already too late to transition, fuck everything

>>5562096
>inb4 you're 19

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>tfw Noun will never have romantic feelings for you again

>>5562105
If youre not starting at literally 10 abandon all hope

>>5562108
>not starting in the womb

>>5562105
im 19

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>>5562108
>10
kek fucking hon
Better start in the womb

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>>5562105
>>5562111
glorious prophet guide us in these troubled times.
I too did not receive gene therapy in the womb to be worn a cis girl, in all seriousness it's not like you're in your 40s with 3 kids and an exwife like me, go fourth my daughter

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>>5562115
Someone hold me back, i'm being an asshole. AWPOD STOP SLACKING GOD DAMN IT!

>>5562115
well, okay, going to kill myself
>>5562117
im not that anon

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>>5562122
Kill me before you do

>>5562122
so you're in your 40s with 3 kids and an exwife like I am?

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>>5562118
but >>5562115 was pretty funny

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>>5562128
Oh good i'm still G rated

>>5561997
Invest in double-sides strap ons

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>>5562152
Make Noun love me random anon

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>>5562155
Who is Noun, by the way?

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>>5562157
The most amazing guy in the world
>tfw all you want his love
>tfw he was hurt to much to give it to you
>tfw no one will shoot me in the face

>>5562159
whats wrong with you freak

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>>5562162
Noun was starting to have feelings for me and never told me until after I dashed them unintentionally. Now he has no interest in loving anyone and just wants to be friends. All I want is his love and all I want is to hold on to him forever. I love him more than anyone and he's all I ever think about, i'd trade the world for him.

>>5562167

Can't you just be like "yo I still want your dick"?

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>>5562168
He knows, and knows again, and again, and again.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=323_1429066834
gud rap tho
brb joining isis

>>5562172
sorry
at least hes not dead like my unrequited love

potassium cloride saline solution
150mg per kg body weight, injected intravenous
your heart will convulse and you will be gone

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>>5562175
Sorry to hear that. But this is its own personal hell. But you're right, at least I still get to throw myself at him.

>>5562178
well i know what kind of personal hell youre talking about
it was like that before they died
i died that day too
good luck stay strong

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>tfw kiwi guesses my embarrassing fetishes

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>>5562176
Sounds like a lot of work, i'd rather just throw myself off a building.
>>5562184
I don't even wanna think about that, if Noun died I don't know what i'd do. I love him so much he's all I want. God dammit god fucking damn it why didn't I just stick to him why didn't I just love him till he said he loved me why didn't I just tell him everything fuck fuck fuck

>>5562187
>tfw blogposting fetish
please continue.

>>5562188
then don't fucking ask. you're like that asshole who asks everyone what shirt they should buy when they fucking damn well know what shirt they fucking want in the first place FUCK

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>>5562191
Ara ara, anon-kun likes my blogposting~?
Well now she's being my DJ while I procrastinate on going to bed.

>>5562201
keep going, it gets me so hot and bothered.

>>5562201
I'm going to stab you in the gut and fuck the wound

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>>5562199
Okay, neato.

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>>5562204
Well Kiwi tried saying Ara ara and it just confirmed she's not the anime-milf of my dreams
>>5562205
Sorry anon I don't like guro or whatever the heck fucking a gut wound is.

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>>5562199
Have this one too

>>5562213
anime isn't real. please keep fucking going.

>>5562218
>anime isn't real
YOU KNOW NOTHING JOHN SNOW
I think I need to get her to go to bed, she's kinda tired-loopy and is going to stab me in the gut for that anon.

>>5562213
Of course she isn't, she's only a Christmas cake now; she can't be a milf until you get her pregnant.

>>5562221
phew. i need a bucket. alright, well you do that. you don't call her sleepy for nothing.

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ANIME?

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>>5562223
>you don't call her sleepy for nothing.
All I need to do is stream videogames for her and she falls asleep in like 2 minutes. It makes her that comfy/bored that she actually FUCKING SLEEPS FOR ONCE IT IS 5 AM KIWI LETS GO TO BED
>>5562222
>she can't be a milf until you get her pregnant.
I will do this and not take responsibility.
>>5562224
ANIME
N
I
M
E

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>>5562227
no

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>>5562224
Pic related, it's me

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>>5562235

>>5562237
you're so the sassy one on the left

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>>5562237

>>5562239
Me on the right inexplicably holding what appears to be a pair of pliers.

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>>5562232
I swear I'm gonna go to bed without you

>>5562241
Oh .y goddd they're eyelash curlers baka

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>>5562232
Stay up all night, kiwi!

>>5562240
>tfw no sovereign state bf

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>>5562246
will do

>>5562240
I feel sorry for Portugal. What happened to her?

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I just bought the rest of Life is Strange and a Transformers game with one of the visa cards I got for Christmas. I've got like $1 and some random change I dunno what to do with.
>>5562251
>I will go to bed because I'm a good girl that listens to Grace
Great job Kiwi I love you!

>>5562259
trading cards.

i just smokd crack and literally now just found out doing it on hrt can cause blood clots
im on hrt im worried imgonna die but i dont havei nsurance what do i do help

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>>5562261
Well you're smoking crack so it's not like anything of value would be lost.

>>5562261
Calm down, try not to panic, ride it out and never do it again?
HRT alone increases the chance of thromboembolic events so you really should try and keep other determining factors as low as possible, so don't smoke (baccy, crack or anything really), don't drink, don't be obese, and don't be old.

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I'll always love you Noun

>>5562266
>don't be obese.
whoops.

>>5562266
Can't smoke weed on HRT? :( My friend smoked (and did tons of other drugs) a lot on HRT and passed very well though and hasn't died yet

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>>5562260
Now that I think of it, I could probably make a badge or two. Yay autism.

>>5562266
>don't be old
I wish I could ;_;

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>>5562281
good girl. let the autism consume you.

>>5562272
i ate a full fry-up for breakfast desu so i can't talk

>>5562276
generally speaking, inhaling the smoke from any burning plant matter isn't going to do you good in the long run. weed produces 4x the amount of tar as tobacco, it's just not as carcinogenic, but it's something i wouldn't do if i were at increased risk of a pulmonary embolism. tobacco is worse, the nicotine itself is a cardiovascular toxin which is why people who vape nic are still a bit silly.
don't quote me on this but if you want to do weed, i don't think there are any inherent risk factors if you use edibles (apart from getting obese). at the very least vaping it would be an improvement. weed itself as a drug i think is fairly safe, the dangers come from the mode of administration (smoke and tar, or edibles and the fats used to dissolve the cannabinoids).

dog walking time
woof woof

>>5562288
Nicotine has bad interaction with HRT though, I think they were asking if weed is similar.

stupid and gay

>>5562290
god damn it. considering your lifestyle and your body, i am so jealous you're not my girlfriend. i need to shove all the hrt in the world down your throat.

>>5562286
You don't fuck around holy shit

>>5562304
i wish i could keep going. i can't fund my hobby anymore so i just get feelings of inferiority.

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Goodnight mtfg, goodnight Kiwi, goodnight moon

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>>5562310
night

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>>5562310
g'n meanis weanis baka waka
ily <3

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>>5562247

>tfw no beginning and no end, we are infinite bf

I've been on HRT since the first and my tits hurt now IT'S HAPPENING.

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>>5562328
..m-me too

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>>5562328
cool it hotshot
>>5562331
grats bro

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>>5562295

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>>5562334
no u

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lkyqLhLXQ4

This is for you mtfg.

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>>5562353
come and make me, little bitch.

>>5562328
I wonder what it tastes like

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>>5562328

>>5562361
if you want some, i'll give it ya

>>5562368
holy shit, i didn't know DMX posted here.

>>5562370
not dmx desu
https://youtu.be/sAhEFuq62-I?t=26s

>>5562374
>remy will never talk down to you in a britbong accent
this hurts.

back from my dog walk

>>5562297
i hope that's not the only thing you'd shove down my throat ^.~

i-if you're into that sort of thing

>>5562375
there are more of us here

>>5562377
MUH.
>>5562377
DICK.

>>5562375
the objectively superior london accent too, one day you'll have your wish anon

>>5562381
let'smake a voice trainingpact.

>>5562381
Remy's a Londoner?

>>5562381
>london
>objectively superior
>implying my white rose accent in't better
>implying the hebridean accent i wish i had isn't qt as fuck.

anyway i gotta go make up for that fry-up, time to juice some fruit and veg

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>>5562385
i see its time to swarm remy because accent @_@

>>5562388
voca me your voice on skype later pls. you shoyuld know who i amm.

>>5562396
enjoy my boyvoice ;_;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tQcETYKUf2

>>5562398
step on my dick. also thank you, you tosspot muppet. you're a right proper shite, you know that?

>>5562398
Remy since you're British
What accent is this guy's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISi_tggHK4c

>>5562403
wait this is just a fitz impersonator, right? not the real fitz? RIGHT? RIGHT?

>>5562405
Who?

>>5562406
https://www.youtube.com/user/Fitzthistlewits
you can't be fucking serious.

>>5562403
hard to tell since hes putting on that voice desu, but he doesnt sound northern

>>5562409
They're different people

>>5562410
Any guess, if you'd have to make one?

>>5562416
well fitz is infinitely superior to that guy. RIP fitz.

>>5562416
probably a south east accent

>Maki
>Cartman
>Caterpoller

How many times before we realize that ANY CISGUY HERE IS A PROBLEM

We need to unite and just not let any more chasers in here. Every time one or two girls will start talking to them and giving them the benefit of the doubt and let them "stay" or some shit like that and LOOK WHAT HAPPENS.

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>>5562446
What was wrong with Cartman ?_?

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>>5562446
(you)

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>>5562396
:) i think i do and i will try my best after i've tidied up from this.
here's a before and after pic of my juicing. the 2 on the right also had beetroot put in them. i had the other one. i hate beetroot.
it still tasted horrible though. but healthy so whatever.

>>5562458
anon is kinda right though.

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>>5562446

>>5562461
hnngh thank you. you're crazy, i couldnever drink so healthy.

>>5562457
See this right here is the problem. One or two trips will give the chaser the benefit of the doubt and let him in, so he can establish his own little dickgirl farm.

If you want to know, he imploded and went off on Maddie, calling her names and basically being extremely rude to her and shit like that. Eventually Elanna stepped up and told him to fuck off.

>>5562477
What exactly did Cartman go off at Maddie for?

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>>5562477
Oh, I guess that is why he doesn't come here anymore then.

>>5562488
I posted a tumblr comic about poly relationships that I thought was ridiculous and funny and he went on an insane pol-tier rant about how I was promoting cucking, which is how it started.

>>5562477

Literally every single "no lol im no chaser i just like transgirls" poster ever.

They act like everything's normal, until eventually their paper thin egos get pierced and they lose their shit and reveal their true colours.

Or they transition. SWG being the exception. [spoiler]At time of posting.[/spoiler]

>>5562510
Hehe
/pol/ is like tumblr, but has right-wing triggers instead
May I see the comic?

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>>5562513
this is one of them, there's another one too but i can't find it

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>>5562516

>>5562446
>cartman
>cis

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>>5562518
this

>>5562516
Good lord
I'm not necesarily one who'd get into a poly relationship, but I don't care if other people do so.
Why does /pol/ always talk freedom and shit, until someone does something they don't like

Is this person legitimate? Or the stuff she says? I wanna add it into a letter I am writing to my Psychiatrist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ_Esfxavow

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Stay strong /mtfg/ it is hard job

>>5562527
oh shit, i forgot to check my emails when i woke up. it couldn't hurt, resources are resources.

>>5562528
I might be late to the party but that is funny.
Also you can spot a tranny just by those retarded selfies.

>>5562527
aha, that's where i heard transfeminine from!
it has a real gender wiki/tumblr hugbox vibe to it with the whole "if you're questioning it at all in the slightest, transition, woo!"

>>5562535
>retarded selfies
>not the jawline

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>>5562446
I don't think Cartman was coming here cruising for a piece of ass.

>>5562540
It's more about uniform abuse of angles and facial expressions than it is about individual characteristics.

>b trans
>need muscly bearded 6'+ masc bf
>only people interested are 2/10 creepy nerds with no standards

Just why even bother ;_;

>>5562552
>be trans
>have standards
lol?

>>5562552
Truth be told most trannies are 2/10 creepy nerds.

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>>5562558
you've got that right.

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>>5562563
Sufjan makes some good music.

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>>5562565
yeah, i listen to him when i feel miserable. somehow it's cheered me up. he's got the voice of an angel.

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>>5562569
You have good taste anon. Although I prefer Kozelek for that particular mood.

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Morning meat bags

>>5562574
TY. you can't tell my taste based off one artist though.
>>5562576
rise and shine. you sleep okay?

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>>5562576
morning Angie

>>5562576
you forgot to switch annotations off. why?

>>5562579
because she stole it from lizbell.

>>5562581
she can't steal something from me that I didn't even create

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>>5562577
>you can't tell my taste based off one artist though
That might be true but I doubt you mix Sufjan with Swedish death metal or something similar.

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>>5562584
virginity isn't created and can be stolen. checkmate.

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>>5562585
no, of course not.

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>>5562577
I slept good

>>5562578
Morning

>>5562586
Rood

>>5562589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

>5562534
I dunno, I want a legitimate source.
If it's legitimate, the more he would look into it.

>>5562596
What, what happened to the arrow?
Damnit.
>>5562534
I dunno, I want a legitimate source.
If it's legitimate, the more he would look into it.

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>>5562594
how are you feeling today?

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>>5562594
gottem :') ty for helpingme start a franku folder bb. i want to fuck his brains out.
>>5562595
what a blast, i've missed songs like these.
>>5562598
i don't really know enough to comment on it sorry.

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>mfw we are the same as people who want to fuck animals
bcus gender identitety = fucking ponies

well hello there!

>>5562602
>what a blast, i've missed songs like these.
how about... this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvXgG_AZZq4

>>5562609
i like you more and more every time you post. good god though, i remember my sisters singing this and i'm just sitting there like "i wish i could fucking sing."
>>5562608
hell o

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>>5562607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUO2JFPMW4&feature=youtu.be&t=720

oh yup forgot

The discord link in OP doesn't work.

>>5562612
>i'm just sitting there like "i wish i could fucking sing."
iktf for the longest time. i hate being reminded i can't sing, and then my family are like "come on anon, you've got a nice voice!" and so i might try and then they compliment me on being such a good baritone ㅜ_ㅜ

and dancing too! strictly come dancing is painful to watch, how freely and gracefully they move but if there's ever the opportunity for me to dance anywhere nope. me and my two left feet will be stood rigidly over by the food counter please leave me alone.

>>5562613
Oh god i hate tumblr identities 25:00 ->
Kill me

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>>5562599
Not bad
Yourself?

>>5562602
Glad I could help

>>5562626
you still havent vocaed me that accent though.
dancing is scary to me, i dont know anything about the whole thing.

it's a boring morning

>>5562634
i know i'm sorry i'm working on it.
which means i'm scrapping all of my recordings until i manage to sound just like alybongo or bella gaffney.

>>5562616
>>5562616
>>5560699

Is there anyone here who likes neither the deaf grapes or sushijam Steve? I've never met a trans person yet who dislikes both of these.

>>5562634
>dancing is scary to me
You just follow your partner.

>>5562632
tfw frank will never smother me with his thighs
>>5562636
sorry?
>>5562638
oh, sorry to sound impatient. i just don't want you to forget about me.
>>5562641
all of my partners have been pretty submissive in general and hadn't danced either. how do people learn when theyre both retarded?
>>5562640
i just like what i'm given. sorry to fit a stereotype.

>>5562640
I've not heard of either

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>>5562632
mostly good. just late night reflecting
and donating my franku findings

>>5562646
>how do people learn when theyre both retarded?
One of them decides to take charge.

>>5562640
don't like grapes, didn't rear sufjan before. listened to him and it's pleasant enough background music but a bit boring. wouldn't buy/10.

what do these make me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taOfgvJ055I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N8mONNW_Ik

>>5562649
>tfw it would have to be me because i'm the fucking giant.

>>5562651
We are not talking about a weightlifting competition but about a dance partner.

>>5562653
but dancing is usually gendered and the lead is usually the taller person

>>5562658
usually usually.

>>5562658
Well tough shit. Guess the dance will have to adapt. Just don't tango.

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found kayla in her natural habitat
>>>/soc/23167376

>miss cock captured.jpg
>"she's a wild beast so i captured her. does any of you boys want to release her and play with her? ;)"

>>5562697
if that's actually kayla then i am so jealous and she has best fetish

How do I deal with horrible internet stability, mtfg?
It keeps going out every few minutes and I can't play vidya ;-;

>>5562702
It's not her but it does look like something kayla would do.

Hi :3

Its cold today so i am not doing much

>>5562707
move out of australia.
i have the same problem.
>>5562708
oh. what a shame. chastity looks really fucking fun. also why are you in those threads.

>>5562711
But I'm in America ;-;

>>5562607
naw this is more cringier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTHbY9mVYAM

>>5562709
>not going to church

Enjoy the lake of fire, whore

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>>5562711
>also why are you in those threads.
because >>5562697 is >>5562718

>>5562719
I would go but i get too anxious to join pretty much anything new desu :/

>>5562717
oh. then i don't know. call your isp or something.
>>5562718
whats ur opinion of chastity out of curiosity?

>>5562697
>>5562730
>>5562708
i don't post in those threads and I cages are gross

>tfw agp

>>5562740
what do you like?

>>5562736
>whats ur opinion of chastity out of curiosity?
is gross, why is it even being brought up? The only thread I posted in on soc was a small boobs thread and then angie fucking told the mods and I was banned from soc because I was posting in a female posts only thread.

>>5562740
I want to bend you over a table and fuck you bare while cupping your tits and kissing your neck

>>5562740
Why did you (or at least somebody posing as you) tell /cd/ you are leaving forever, but continue to post everywhere as normal?

>>5562744
what do you mean?

>>5562752
oh.... sounds nice

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>>5562752
Pls don't say such lewdness

>>5562747
based angie.

>>5562747
>gross
LOL right
this comes from a guy who names his cock creepy fetishist names and refers to it as "she"

>>5562754
I only browse /lgbt/ now, fuck the rest of this site.

>>5562747
is this real?
Holy fuck that's hilarious

>>5562755
would you wear that cherry dress for me while I stroke your hair and kiss your cheek

>>5562762
I did that once because I was drunk and I thought it was funny.

>>5562770
Lets not get too far ahead here, are you a cis dude? Post a pic of yourself on unsee

>>5562767
Yeah, I took a screen cap but didn't say it and basically the mod said that I posted in a thread that didn't pertain to me so fuck /soc/ for being transphobic.

>>5562747
>I was posting in a female posts only thread.


There's just hurtful! We should be able to post there! I'm gonna call Moot and we gonna March!

>>5562781
well maybe if you passed it wouldn't be an issue :')
>>5562782
>Moot
who?

>>5562718
You are cringier faggot,

Okay I'm back after doing more searching up on dances.

Is flamenco the ideal dance for transgirls?
>primarily solo dance so you don't have a partner to look freakishly tall next to
>combines feminine grace with peacocking your stature
>hey look, even the cis women who dance it look manly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNhfV_53W7A

>>5562781
>are you a cis dude?
for real?
unsee cc / runadito

hello!

>>5562812
why do people delete things within 30 seconds of posting them lol

>>5562812
Deleted. Thank you for wasting my time you basic bitch.

>>5562813
Hi :D

>>5562813
IT'S ME

>>5562819
>basic bitch.
i like you, anon.

>>5562816
>to get in kayla's ass I need to master some garbage site and post spam detector

>>5562827
what does this have to do with retards that post an unsee and delete it 30 seconds later, on a site with a 30 second refresh timer, while the recipient has to copy your link and make it less of a mangled mess??

>>5562833
I just want some of that bubble butt don't be mad that I want kayla and not

>>5562837
i'm not mad. stop dodging the question. is it really euro hour already?

>>5562784
>well maybe if you passed it wouldn't be an issue
it wasn't that, I posted just my boobs and lots of guys said they were cute then angie came in and posted a pic of her face and called me by kayla and then said I was trans, it was a dick move.

>>5562794
>not doing the twist
pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYID_csTvos

>>5562812
I didn't see it

>>5562848
i was just fucking with you regardless.

>>5562848
unsee cc
/radigumo/

>>5562822
>>5562824
my kitchen smells of bacon

>>5562854
kinda cute, you could be chris prats brother

>>5562857
Bacon is nice ^^

Why does it smell of that tho?

>>5562862
my rommate cooked some when she got home from work at 6AM
i woke up and thought i smelled it but i foolishly went back to sleep
fuck

>>5562860
so will you wear that dress for me now?

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>waking up to bf caressing my hair and kissing my cheek

Today is gonna be comfy as fuck

>>5562868
what state are you in bb?

>>5562854
>that hairline
you and kayla would suit each other so well.

>>5562865
W-well at least it must smell nice

>>5562871
South Australia

>>5562874
it smells like missed opportunities

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>>5562879

>>5562879
welp, never mind

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>>5562879
Its been like 2 weeks since I went to church. Maybe that's why I've been cranky and mean lately.

>t-the devil made me d-do it

>>5562891
who are you quoting, ape escape?

>>5562890
one day you'll be mine kayla and I will snuggle you so hard
>>5562891
am I meant to know you?