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Previous thread >>5560882
Resident old Codger checking in.
How'd the Cardinals do? I don't follow sports outside of surfing and various rallies.
> Tfw started work at 5pm and have to work till 4am and then have another job I need to be at at 9am
Having 2 jobs is gr8.
https://streamable.com/frfd
This run tho. Sports!
Is Cheska still around? I liked her anime pictures.
k so I've bought a steel-boned corset. How long should I wear it for, how many days a week? It's for waist training
>>5561859
she is busy cucking sophie right now
fuck sports dude
repost
/boyonhormones/ is the future, no need to go fulltime and be a hon when you can have the pills to take the edge of the dysphoria and carry on with life as normal
y/n? of course for some it won't be enough but for others I think it could be the way
>tfw in a few months i'm going to be 2 years on hrt
>tfw still no pass
>tfw still no moneys for srs or ffs
At least I tried, right.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGfFv1GwOCc\
>tfw dont live in akihabara so i can work here or just hang out here
Ahahaha b& from the IRC for having a discussion. Sad~
>>5561855
hope you don't get raped
>>5561881
You're acting like anyone just declares themselves trans and ignorant to the process that it requires. The 'Trans confirmed' card you joked about is called getting the letters of attestation from therapists. It's not that people just declare something.
>>5561881
It's more overstepping certain boundaries. These things happen alright?
>>5561881
It just wasn't a fun topic.
>>5561881
Time to wait for the inevitable shit storm that will occur from this :D
>>5561889
stop posting my fucking pic shithead
>>5561881
1. First kick - stirring up a shitstorm by talking about defending the world from the upcoming muslim invasion
2. Second kick - talking about how you're opening up to the idea of girl penis, and you think it's cool that girls have penises
3. Third kick and ban - stirring up discussion about gender segregated bathrooms and kids not being able to identify as trans
I'm sorry, but there comes a point where it's not discussion, and just arguing.
>>5561868
If you feel it's right for you, go for it. I'm of the opinion that if you have long time dysphoria and don't get on HRT you're gonna regret it, so even if you don't plan to transition I think you should get HRT.
>>5561870
>2 years
>couldn't save up money for ffs
>"I tried"
sure m8
>>5561891
I'm an image leech
>>5561907
you know what we do to image leeches here?
best way to kill self?
considering jumping from bridge
>>5561913
by exercising and eating right
and dying of natural causes
>>5561915
define eating right
specific foods please
>>5561913
rope is easier if you fasten it just at the base of the skull where the head and neck join you should pass out in less than 30 seconds and die in less than 5
>>5561913
isn't inhaling pure helium supposed to be painless?
>>5561913
a fast train
>>5561913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpksxP-eN8I
>>5561895
What's the difference between a civil argument and a discussion with different points of view? You're overreacting. It's your chat though, so enjoy the echo chamber. Just don't say you weren't warned when the stuff I'm talking about happens. I've already talked to people who are planning protests on that very topic that I think will be quite effective. It's only your loss not to form a realistic game plan.
>>5561931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM42Sp1Pqlo
>>5561935
yes but what if it's not high enough and you just end up paralysed and unable to finish the job?
also why would you want to die in excruciating pain if the aim is to end the suffering?
>>5561935
wait till the subconscious survival hesitation to jump comes in the others are easier to talk yourself into
>>5561883
Carrying a letter of attestation around with you seems pretty close to carrying an ID to me. I only brought up the conversation because Elanna mentioned the law. I've spoken to people who are prepping protests where groups of people will just walk into the opposite gender's washroom announcing they are trans.
You don't have to like it, it doesn't have to be fair - I'm just pointing out that if you mandate by law that people can use any facility they want on the basis of gender you either need an ID system or you need to be prepared for that system to be abused.
>>5561934
The difference between civil discussion and different points of view is that you're making people there uncomfortable. We shouldn't have to constantly justify our identity to you in a space like this. We get enough of that every day.
>>5561916
Maintain your macronutrient intake to a percentage of your total caloric intake, as follows: proteins: 10-35% fats: 20-35% carbs: 45-65%
protein: fish, chicken, turkey, peas, beans, nuts, tofu, dairy
fats:avocado, olive oil, rice bran oil, peanuts, dairy
carbs: pizza
your caloric intake should ideally be 500 less than your TDEE to lose weight steadily, 500 more to gain weight safely
http://www.iifym.com/tdee-calculator/
>>5561935
ive got a whole bunch of marisa since i used to be the marisa to someones patchy
>>5561942
Jesus that's not even it, it's also not required for that aspect but I realized it's not required anywhere, the attestation is for getting your license/birth cert gender changed. You were the first to mention laws iirc.
What's absurd is that people care enough about this to do shit like what you're saying. It's a non issue being made into an issue by bigots who just want a way to be discriminatory, and that's the real problem.
>>5561944
When did I ever say you did? I don't see how me putting forward the argument of the other side in a discussion on the obstacles or challenges of the law is equivalent to me asking you or anyone else to justify their identity to me personally. Like I said though its your echo chamber, you can do whatever you want with it.
>>5561947
marisa and patchy is fanfic garbage
everyone knows marisa x alice is otp
ugh how does birch box know exactly what I want every month >.> mascara, face treatment, eye treatment, concealer and dry shampoo for fluffy hair? literally the best
>>5561952
Sure, but bigotry and low standards of decorum exist everywhere. The monolithic laws of the left and their style of thinking is what is laying the foundation for the frustrations of the right, which will spill over and give legitimacy to the hooligans or worse. Do you think I want you guys getting your heads beaten in by bricks like many in pol, or the Muslims in Germany that recently attacked those trans people? No of course not, but the street protesters in Germany generally have a dim view of trans people and their issues, as do many people in the USA and Canada.
No amount of claiming I'm offensive or mean or whatever is going to change that. The pendulum is starting to swing back towards the right. Once it does, you're going to wish you had taken the time to make some friends.
>>5561960
stop teasing femgen
>>5561947
whose marisa are you now
> 26" waist.
> Perflat.
> Averageish shoulders (for a woman).
Nothing fits me. Either the shirt fits my shoulders well but not my waist, or it fits my waist but not my shoulders. At least I can squeeze my shoulders into XS/S, but I really need an XS to fit my waist. At the same time, when I get my aug done I'll need a S to fit my bust which means it won't fit my waist and finding something that magically fits all three is going to require magic.
Gahhhhhhh! Help, I need an adult!
>>5561964
The fact you even still simply see it as left and right is the biggest thing that shows you really have bought into some kind of ideology more than actually "Realizing what's going on"
>>5561964
good thing I live in Australia where I won't need to adjust to the idea of a rightwing future. you'd love it here cartman 6.0
>>5561942
Jesus christ you're fucking dense, it's not like there's even much keeping men out now besides expectations, I don't even know if there's laws against it in most places. It's pretty obvious to tell when someone's ectually trying to present as female and when someone is being a creep. Use your head.
>>5561969
Oh yeah, to make things worse, I'm tallish (5'9").
Mission Impossible: Clothing Edition.
>>5561969
tailors senpai
>>5561968
noones ;_;
>>5561958
i never really liked alice, i always thought patchy was much cuter
>>5561972
I know that. However, there is a climate of fear well established where people don't say anything for fear of being called racist, sexist, transphobic, etc. The people who knew the San Bernardino shooters didn't report their suspicious activity for this reason and 14 people died.
Do you really think that some random staff member, worker, etc is going to get in someone's face and start demanding evidence they are trans? In the current political climate that could very easily be career or social suicide. Your average person isn't going to be able to tell the difference between a passing trans and a hon, and god forbid they make a mistake? Maybe they think its just a guy causing trouble, but it turns out not to be?
Whether or not its "obvious" isn't ultimately going to be the deciding factor. Who knows maybe I'm wrong. I'm open to the possibility. We'll just have to wait and see, won't we?
>>5561979
>noones ;_;
why not
>tfw no qt bf to cook nice meals for and then snuggle up to on the couch after.
>>5561992
V I C
I
C
/mtfg/ I'm in a debacle and I'd appreciate it if I could get some insight on it instead of le ebin ufuflu maymay...
So I've been dating a cis girl for almost two years. I started dating her before transition and came out to her and all is well. As the hormones progress though, strange things are happening to me...
So, vaginas are now pretty disgusting to me. It doesn't help that she has a roast beef pussy either. I'm still attracted to women but vaginas just gross me out (even though I still want one...irony?)
I love this girl though. She's pretty great, the type of girl that I could really see myself making a future with, but the problem is sex is a huge factor in my life. And with her? I just don't really enjoy it anymore.
I'm sure you're thinking "okay so dump her and go date guys!". The problem here is that I'm extremely, EXTREMELY picky about boys. I prefer the thought of myself with a boy but I'm just not attracted to 99% of them. But the craving for the D is unreal.
So now the solution basically equates to me being a chaser. Girl physique, male genitalia. Except never, EVER in my life would I want to be with another trans girl. We're ALL fucking psycho and there's noooo way I can deal with another heaping serving of dysphoria and the like all the time with me.
Plus let's not forget that I do in fact still want to be with my girlfriend. These hormones are taking me for a ride through tfw no bf town and I have no idea what to do about it.
>>5561969
This is so problematic lol
Every fittable size that would make your waist show up is too short.
And all the sizes that would be perfect in lengths make the clothes look too big ._.
>tfw rly size s but have to wear m or L
i want to transition
please somebody be my suggar daddy/mommy
>>5561965
:< yes ma'am
>>5561986
cause i dont have someone to be my patchy or maybe my reimu right now ;w;
>>5561997
So take a break like you were going away for college or something. If it changes and its meant to work out it will. If not, you just grew apart. ez
>>5562005
can I be your reimu?
>>5562004
n-now b-bend over to receive ur punishmen
>>5562009
Kissless virgin detected
>>5562017
>can confirm never touched a pussy
>>5561997
Kinda feel the same way nowadays. Wudnt even had believed myself how much hrt affected that in such short time.
I find other girls cute and pretty, might even be able to do relationship if wasnt super envious of them, but the sex wouldnt happen and find the idea of it a little gross.
Not specially attracted into guys but once turned on or like theres a guy that has made me feel valuable secure enough / like them a lot, i'll get rly attracted to them emotionally and physically
If you really feel repulsed by the idea of sex with her i think you should talk about it, tell her that you really want her and everything but something has to change in the act, and make sure you seem not offensive/annoying about it but a little embarrassed. Bet she will understand its just the hormones doing things, good luck <:
All us muthafuckahs livin in sin.
Time to repent!
>Feels good bro.
>>5562013
m-maybe you could anon
do you wanna give me your email or something so we can talk more about it?
>>5562030
>Not specially attracted into guys but once turned on or like theres a guy that has made me feel valuable secure enough / like them a lot, i'll get rly attracted to them emotionally and physically
Thank you so much for saying this. I didn't even realize that most of the guys I've ever crushed on have fit this situation. Wow maybe I'm just straight and require boys to not be shitty to me and to be genuinely good people.
Fuck.
>tfw looking like a girl with a beard
>people double taking at me all day
why do i have to wait 2 weeks to laser again fucking kill me
>edition
see you on nflg anon ;)
here's a photo of me and my nina for everyone. she's the best and i'm the worst.
>>5562041
>>5562053
fuck I guess that service went down or something, send to [email protected]
>>5562061
found another picture of yours
>>5562066
holy shit. find this girl for me and ask her to please teach me about hair.
my life is a disaster, im not sure how long i am willing to live
its already too late to transition, fuck everything
>>5562096
>inb4 you're 19
>tfw Noun will never have romantic feelings for you again
>>5562105
If youre not starting at literally 10 abandon all hope
>>5562108
>not starting in the womb
>>5562105
im 19
>>5562108
>10
kek fucking hon
Better start in the womb
>>5562105
>>5562111
glorious prophet guide us in these troubled times.
I too did not receive gene therapy in the womb to be worn a cis girl, in all seriousness it's not like you're in your 40s with 3 kids and an exwife like me, go fourth my daughter
>>5562115
Someone hold me back, i'm being an asshole. AWPOD STOP SLACKING GOD DAMN IT!
>>5562122
Kill me before you do
>>5562122
so you're in your 40s with 3 kids and an exwife like I am?
>>5562118
but >>5562115 was pretty funny
>>5562128
Oh good i'm still G rated
>>5561997
Invest in double-sides strap ons
>>5562152
Make Noun love me random anon
>>5562155
Who is Noun, by the way?
>>5562157
The most amazing guy in the world
>tfw all you want his love
>tfw he was hurt to much to give it to you
>tfw no one will shoot me in the face
>>5562159
whats wrong with you freak
>>5562162
Noun was starting to have feelings for me and never told me until after I dashed them unintentionally. Now he has no interest in loving anyone and just wants to be friends. All I want is his love and all I want is to hold on to him forever. I love him more than anyone and he's all I ever think about, i'd trade the world for him.
>>5562167
Can't you just be like "yo I still want your dick"?
>>5562168
He knows, and knows again, and again, and again.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=323_1429066834
gud rap tho
brb joining isis
>>5562172
sorry
at least hes not dead like my unrequited love
potassium cloride saline solution
150mg per kg body weight, injected intravenous
your heart will convulse and you will be gone
>>5562175
Sorry to hear that. But this is its own personal hell. But you're right, at least I still get to throw myself at him.
>>5562178
well i know what kind of personal hell youre talking about
it was like that before they died
i died that day too
good luck stay strong
>tfw kiwi guesses my embarrassing fetishes
>>5562176
Sounds like a lot of work, i'd rather just throw myself off a building.
>>5562184
I don't even wanna think about that, if Noun died I don't know what i'd do. I love him so much he's all I want. God dammit god fucking damn it why didn't I just stick to him why didn't I just love him till he said he loved me why didn't I just tell him everything fuck fuck fuck
>>5562187
>tfw blogposting fetish
please continue.
>>5562188
then don't fucking ask. you're like that asshole who asks everyone what shirt they should buy when they fucking damn well know what shirt they fucking want in the first place FUCK
>>5562191
Ara ara, anon-kun likes my blogposting~?
Well now she's being my DJ while I procrastinate on going to bed.
>>5562201
keep going, it gets me so hot and bothered.
>>5562201
I'm going to stab you in the gut and fuck the wound
>>5562199
Okay, neato.
>>5562204
Well Kiwi tried saying Ara ara and it just confirmed she's not the anime-milf of my dreams
>>5562205
Sorry anon I don't like guro or whatever the heck fucking a gut wound is.
>>5562199
Have this one too
>>5562213
anime isn't real. please keep fucking going.
>>5562218
>anime isn't real
YOU KNOW NOTHING JOHN SNOW
I think I need to get her to go to bed, she's kinda tired-loopy and is going to stab me in the gut for that anon.
>>5562213
Of course she isn't, she's only a Christmas cake now; she can't be a milf until you get her pregnant.
>>5562221
phew. i need a bucket. alright, well you do that. you don't call her sleepy for nothing.
ANIME?
>>5562223
>you don't call her sleepy for nothing.
All I need to do is stream videogames for her and she falls asleep in like 2 minutes. It makes her that comfy/bored that she actually FUCKING SLEEPS FOR ONCE IT IS 5 AM KIWI LETS GO TO BED
>>5562222
>she can't be a milf until you get her pregnant.
I will do this and not take responsibility.
>>5562224
ANIME
N
I
M
E
>>5562227
no
>>5562224
Pic related, it's me
>>5562237
you're so the sassy one on the left
>>5562239
Me on the right inexplicably holding what appears to be a pair of pliers.
>>5562232
I swear I'm gonna go to bed without you
>>5562241
Oh .y goddd they're eyelash curlers baka
>>5562232
Stay up all night, kiwi!
>>5562240
>tfw no sovereign state bf
>>5562246
will do
>>5562240
I feel sorry for Portugal. What happened to her?
I just bought the rest of Life is Strange and a Transformers game with one of the visa cards I got for Christmas. I've got like $1 and some random change I dunno what to do with.
>>5562251
>I will go to bed because I'm a good girl that listens to Grace
Great job Kiwi I love you!
>>5562259
trading cards.
i just smokd crack and literally now just found out doing it on hrt can cause blood clots
im on hrt im worried imgonna die but i dont havei nsurance what do i do help
>>5562261
Well you're smoking crack so it's not like anything of value would be lost.
>>5562261
Calm down, try not to panic, ride it out and never do it again?
HRT alone increases the chance of thromboembolic events so you really should try and keep other determining factors as low as possible, so don't smoke (baccy, crack or anything really), don't drink, don't be obese, and don't be old.
I'll always love you Noun
>>5562266
>don't be obese.
whoops.
>>5562266
Can't smoke weed on HRT? :( My friend smoked (and did tons of other drugs) a lot on HRT and passed very well though and hasn't died yet
>>5562260
Now that I think of it, I could probably make a badge or two. Yay autism.
>>5562266
>don't be old
I wish I could ;_;
>>5562281
good girl. let the autism consume you.
>>5562272
i ate a full fry-up for breakfast desu so i can't talk
>>5562276
generally speaking, inhaling the smoke from any burning plant matter isn't going to do you good in the long run. weed produces 4x the amount of tar as tobacco, it's just not as carcinogenic, but it's something i wouldn't do if i were at increased risk of a pulmonary embolism. tobacco is worse, the nicotine itself is a cardiovascular toxin which is why people who vape nic are still a bit silly.
don't quote me on this but if you want to do weed, i don't think there are any inherent risk factors if you use edibles (apart from getting obese). at the very least vaping it would be an improvement. weed itself as a drug i think is fairly safe, the dangers come from the mode of administration (smoke and tar, or edibles and the fats used to dissolve the cannabinoids).
dog walking time
woof woof
>>5562288
Nicotine has bad interaction with HRT though, I think they were asking if weed is similar.
stupid and gay
>>5562290
god damn it. considering your lifestyle and your body, i am so jealous you're not my girlfriend. i need to shove all the hrt in the world down your throat.
>>5562286
You don't fuck around holy shit
>>5562304
i wish i could keep going. i can't fund my hobby anymore so i just get feelings of inferiority.
Goodnight mtfg, goodnight Kiwi, goodnight moon
>>5562310
night
>>5562310
g'n meanis weanis baka waka
ily <3
>>5562247
>tfw no beginning and no end, we are infinite bf
I've been on HRT since the first and my tits hurt now IT'S HAPPENING.
>>5562328
..m-me too
>>5562328
cool it hotshot
>>5562331
grats bro
>>5562295
>>5562334
no u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lkyqLhLXQ4
This is for you mtfg.
>>5562353
come and make me, little bitch.
>>5562328
I wonder what it tastes like
>>5562328
>>5562361
if you want some, i'll give it ya
>>5562368
holy shit, i didn't know DMX posted here.
>>5562370
not dmx desu
https://youtu.be/sAhEFuq62-I?t=26s
>>5562374
>remy will never talk down to you in a britbong accent
this hurts.
>>5562375
the objectively superior london accent too, one day you'll have your wish anon
>>5562381
let'smake a voice trainingpact.
>>5562381
Remy's a Londoner?
>>5562381
>london
>objectively superior
>implying my white rose accent in't better
>implying the hebridean accent i wish i had isn't qt as fuck.
anyway i gotta go make up for that fry-up, time to juice some fruit and veg
>>5562385
i see its time to swarm remy because accent @_@
>>5562388
voca me your voice on skype later pls. you shoyuld know who i amm.
>>5562396
enjoy my boyvoice ;_;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tQcETYKUf2
>>5562398
step on my dick. also thank you, you tosspot muppet. you're a right proper shite, you know that?
>>5562398
Remy since you're British
What accent is this guy's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISi_tggHK4c
>>5562403
wait this is just a fitz impersonator, right? not the real fitz? RIGHT? RIGHT?
>>5562405
Who?
>>5562406
https://www.youtube.com/user/Fitzthistlewits
you can't be fucking serious.
>>5562403
hard to tell since hes putting on that voice desu, but he doesnt sound northern
>>5562416
well fitz is infinitely superior to that guy. RIP fitz.
>>5562416
probably a south east accent
>Maki
>Cartman
>Caterpoller
How many times before we realize that ANY CISGUY HERE IS A PROBLEM
We need to unite and just not let any more chasers in here. Every time one or two girls will start talking to them and giving them the benefit of the doubt and let them "stay" or some shit like that and LOOK WHAT HAPPENS.
>>5562446
What was wrong with Cartman ?_?
>>5562446
(you)
>>5562396
:) i think i do and i will try my best after i've tidied up from this.
here's a before and after pic of my juicing. the 2 on the right also had beetroot put in them. i had the other one. i hate beetroot.
it still tasted horrible though. but healthy so whatever.
>>5562458
anon is kinda right though.
>>5562446
>>5562461
hnngh thank you. you're crazy, i couldnever drink so healthy.
>>5562457
See this right here is the problem. One or two trips will give the chaser the benefit of the doubt and let him in, so he can establish his own little dickgirl farm.
If you want to know, he imploded and went off on Maddie, calling her names and basically being extremely rude to her and shit like that. Eventually Elanna stepped up and told him to fuck off.
>>5562477
What exactly did Cartman go off at Maddie for?
>>5562477
Oh, I guess that is why he doesn't come here anymore then.
>>5562488
I posted a tumblr comic about poly relationships that I thought was ridiculous and funny and he went on an insane pol-tier rant about how I was promoting cucking, which is how it started.
>>5562477
Literally every single "no lol im no chaser i just like transgirls" poster ever.
They act like everything's normal, until eventually their paper thin egos get pierced and they lose their shit and reveal their true colours.
Or they transition. SWG being the exception. [spoiler]At time of posting.[/spoiler]
>>5562510
Hehe
/pol/ is like tumblr, but has right-wing triggers instead
May I see the comic?
>>5562513
this is one of them, there's another one too but i can't find it
>>5562516
>>5562446
>cartman
>cis
>>5562518
this
>>5562516
Good lord
I'm not necesarily one who'd get into a poly relationship, but I don't care if other people do so.
Why does /pol/ always talk freedom and shit, until someone does something they don't like
Is this person legitimate? Or the stuff she says? I wanna add it into a letter I am writing to my Psychiatrist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ_Esfxavow
Stay strong /mtfg/ it is hard job
>>5562527
oh shit, i forgot to check my emails when i woke up. it couldn't hurt, resources are resources.
>>5562528
I might be late to the party but that is funny.
Also you can spot a tranny just by those retarded selfies.
>>5562446
I don't think Cartman was coming here cruising for a piece of ass.
>>5562540
It's more about uniform abuse of angles and facial expressions than it is about individual characteristics.
>b trans
>need muscly bearded 6'+ masc bf
>only people interested are 2/10 creepy nerds with no standards
Just why even bother ;_;
>>5562552
>be trans
>have standards
lol?
>>5562552
Truth be told most trannies are 2/10 creepy nerds.
>>5562558
you've got that right.
>>5562563
Sufjan makes some good music.
>>5562565
yeah, i listen to him when i feel miserable. somehow it's cheered me up. he's got the voice of an angel.
>>5562569
You have good taste anon. Although I prefer Kozelek for that particular mood.
Morning meat bags
>>5562576
morning Angie
>>5562576
you forgot to switch annotations off. why?
>>5562579
because she stole it from lizbell.
>>5562581
she can't steal something from me that I didn't even create
>>5562577
>you can't tell my taste based off one artist though
That might be true but I doubt you mix Sufjan with Swedish death metal or something similar.
>>5562584
virginity isn't created and can be stolen. checkmate.
>>5562585
no, of course not.
>>5562577
I slept good
>>5562578
Morning
>>5562586
Rood
>>5562589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
>5562534
I dunno, I want a legitimate source.
If it's legitimate, the more he would look into it.
>>5562594
how are you feeling today?
>>5562594
gottem :') ty for helpingme start a franku folder bb. i want to fuck his brains out.
>>5562595
what a blast, i've missed songs like these.
>>5562598
i don't really know enough to comment on it sorry.
>mfw we are the same as people who want to fuck animals
bcus gender identitety = fucking ponies
well hello there!
>>5562602
>what a blast, i've missed songs like these.
how about... this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvXgG_AZZq4
>>5562607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUO2JFPMW4&feature=youtu.be&t=720
oh yup forgot
The discord link in OP doesn't work.
>>5562612
>i'm just sitting there like "i wish i could fucking sing."
iktf for the longest time. i hate being reminded i can't sing, and then my family are like "come on anon, you've got a nice voice!" and so i might try and then they compliment me on being such a good baritone ㅜ_ㅜ
and dancing too! strictly come dancing is painful to watch, how freely and gracefully they move but if there's ever the opportunity for me to dance anywhere nope. me and my two left feet will be stood rigidly over by the food counter please leave me alone.
>>5562613
Oh god i hate tumblr identities 25:00 ->
Kill me
>>5562599
Not bad
Yourself?
>>5562602
Glad I could help
>>5562626
you still havent vocaed me that accent though.
dancing is scary to me, i dont know anything about the whole thing.
it's a boring morning
>>5562634
i know i'm sorry i'm working on it.
which means i'm scrapping all of my recordings until i manage to sound just like alybongo or bella gaffney.
Is there anyone here who likes neither the deaf grapes or sushijam Steve? I've never met a trans person yet who dislikes both of these.
>>5562634
>dancing is scary to me
You just follow your partner.
>>5562632
tfw frank will never smother me with his thighs
>>5562636
sorry?
>>5562638
oh, sorry to sound impatient. i just don't want you to forget about me.
>>5562641
all of my partners have been pretty submissive in general and hadn't danced either. how do people learn when theyre both retarded?
>>5562640
i just like what i'm given. sorry to fit a stereotype.
>>5562640
I've not heard of either
>>5562632
mostly good. just late night reflecting
and donating my franku findings
>>5562646
>how do people learn when theyre both retarded?
One of them decides to take charge.
>>5562640
don't like grapes, didn't rear sufjan before. listened to him and it's pleasant enough background music but a bit boring. wouldn't buy/10.
what do these make me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taOfgvJ055I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N8mONNW_Ik
>>5562649
>tfw it would have to be me because i'm the fucking giant.
>>5562651
We are not talking about a weightlifting competition but about a dance partner.
>>5562653
but dancing is usually gendered and the lead is usually the taller person
>>5562658
usually usually.
>>5562658
Well tough shit. Guess the dance will have to adapt. Just don't tango.
found kayla in her natural habitat
>>>/soc/23167376
>miss cock captured.jpg
>"she's a wild beast so i captured her. does any of you boys want to release her and play with her? ;)"
>>5562697
if that's actually kayla then i am so jealous and she has best fetish
How do I deal with horrible internet stability, mtfg?
It keeps going out every few minutes and I can't play vidya ;-;
>>5562702
It's not her but it does look like something kayla would do.
Hi :3
Its cold today so i am not doing much
>>5562711
But I'm in America ;-;
>>5562607
naw this is more cringier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTHbY9mVYAM
>>5562709
>not going to church
Enjoy the lake of fire, whore
>>5562711
>also why are you in those threads.
because >>5562697 is >>5562718
>>5562719
I would go but i get too anxious to join pretty much anything new desu :/
>tfw agp
>>5562740
what do you like?
>>5562736
>whats ur opinion of chastity out of curiosity?
is gross, why is it even being brought up? The only thread I posted in on soc was a small boobs thread and then angie fucking told the mods and I was banned from soc because I was posting in a female posts only thread.
>>5562740
I want to bend you over a table and fuck you bare while cupping your tits and kissing your neck
>>5562740
Why did you (or at least somebody posing as you) tell /cd/ you are leaving forever, but continue to post everywhere as normal?
>>5562752
Pls don't say such lewdness
>>5562747
based angie.
>>5562747
>gross
LOL right
this comes from a guy who names his cock creepy fetishist names and refers to it as "she"
>>5562754
I only browse /lgbt/ now, fuck the rest of this site.
>>5562747
is this real?
Holy fuck that's hilarious
>>5562755
would you wear that cherry dress for me while I stroke your hair and kiss your cheek
>>5562762
I did that once because I was drunk and I thought it was funny.
>>5562747
>I was posting in a female posts only thread.
There's just hurtful! We should be able to post there! I'm gonna call Moot and we gonna March!
>>5562718
You are cringier faggot,
Okay I'm back after doing more searching up on dances.
Is flamenco the ideal dance for transgirls?
>primarily solo dance so you don't have a partner to look freakishly tall next to
>combines feminine grace with peacocking your stature
>hey look, even the cis women who dance it look manly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNhfV_53W7A
>>5562781
>are you a cis dude?
for real?
unsee cc / runadito
hello!
>>5562812
why do people delete things within 30 seconds of posting them lol
>>5562812
Deleted. Thank you for wasting my time you basic bitch.
>>5562813
Hi :D
>>5562813
IT'S ME
>>5562819
>basic bitch.
i like you, anon.
>>5562816
>to get in kayla's ass I need to master some garbage site and post spam detector
>>5562827
what does this have to do with retards that post an unsee and delete it 30 seconds later, on a site with a 30 second refresh timer, while the recipient has to copy your link and make it less of a mangled mess??
>>5562833
I just want some of that bubble butt don't be mad that I want kayla and not
>>5562837
i'm not mad. stop dodging the question. is it really euro hour already?
>>5562784
>well maybe if you passed it wouldn't be an issue
it wasn't that, I posted just my boobs and lots of guys said they were cute then angie came in and posted a pic of her face and called me by kayla and then said I was trans, it was a dick move.
>>5562794
>not doing the twist
pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYID_csTvos
>>5562812
I didn't see it
>>5562848
i was just fucking with you regardless.
>>5562848
unsee cc
/radigumo/
>>5562854
kinda cute, you could be chris prats brother
>>5562857
Bacon is nice ^^
Why does it smell of that tho?
>>5562862
my rommate cooked some when she got home from work at 6AM
i woke up and thought i smelled it but i foolishly went back to sleep
fuck
>>5562860
so will you wear that dress for me now?
>waking up to bf caressing my hair and kissing my cheek
Today is gonna be comfy as fuck
>>5562868
what state are you in bb?
>>5562854
>that hairline
you and kayla would suit each other so well.
>>5562865
W-well at least it must smell nice
>>5562871
South Australia
>>5562874
it smells like missed opportunities
>>5562879
>>5562879
welp, never mind
>>5562879
Its been like 2 weeks since I went to church. Maybe that's why I've been cranky and mean lately.
>t-the devil made me d-do it
>>5562891
who are you quoting, ape escape?
>>5562900
Uhh I dunno, I can't tell one anon apart from the other one
>>5562891
The lake of fire will be your home, heathen.
>>5562870
Just rub it in our faces bimbo
>>5562870
>i will never know that feel.
>>5562912
Ha joke's on you I'm gunna go meet Jesus when I die!
>>5562912
>lake of fire
Are you a muslim?
>>5562891
Huh I went to a dermatologist for a laser test to remove my acne scars. This Wednesday my whole face will get as ugly as those two spots.
Also 3 years! On hrt!
>>5562928
Me on the left 2bh
>>5562940
but you're not white.
>>5562933
Looking like a meth addict female. Good job!
>>5562926
That's from Revelation Anon.
>>5562944
I'm too fat for that anon.
>tfw you wake up delusional
kayla is literally the caitlyn jenner of mtfg
>>5562967
Did she sudoku yet?
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/01/16/t/
Two transgender women stoned by african migrants in German city.
Why do some of you vote left now again?
>>5562980
because muh feels.
>>5562848
And another thing since your brain can't remember shit. I called you out in a rate thread only by name and I didn't say you were trans.
So why not make some more lies to make yourself seem like a good person.
>>5562980
>MIGRANTS ARE LITERALLY ALL LE LEFTISTS
I mean, I am a member of the Conservative Party but come on...
>>5562986
Fuck off reddit trash.
>>5562986
Immigrants arent leftist, but a lot of stupid white people are, and they are the ones who want them here out of this humanitarian plight and anything else would be racist and xenophobic.
>>5562980
>kikebart
on the real though germany needs a fourth reich to purge the invaders
>>5562980
Because the right would want that to be legal policy instead of crime.
All you need to do to see evidence of that is read /pol/, which you should fuck off back to by the way.
>>5562980
>breitbart
>Merkel is on the left
Heil Drumpf
>>5563002
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/transgender-women-stoned-german-street-7192272
Plenty of other sources, just google "dortmund stoning"
>>5563010
It still doesn't change that the CDU is the german conservatives. And so long as people like you dumb fucking poltard are out of power, it remains a crime rather than a government plan.
Poor Germany
When did mtfg become so /pol/? Is it cuz of the recent mass influx of immigrants?
>>5563009
>Leftists want more immigrants
>Rape and violence ensues
>Lets pretend nothing is happening
>Lets pretend rape is a national problem and not an immigrant problem
In sweden 77% of rapes are commited by men with foreign background, the women who vote for this shit and get raped deserved it.
>>5563016
You really think conservatives are going to rally up transgender people, gays and immigrants and send you off to extermination camps? Hows that blue pill tasting.
>>5563019
Its because 4chan. 4chan is sadly more fascist than it is conservative.
>>5563019
Because divisive identity politics is the lifeblood of any modern social movement
>>5563019
Kill yourself already, you are the worst trip and a confused gay man.
>>5563019
4chan has always been full of idiots who's politics are informed solely by dank Trump may mays and the like.
>>5563021
And that is the problem with the modern right. You cannot say shit like that and expect to get support. Just point out the facts and people will judge for themselves.
>>5563021
>tfw swedish but not a lot of immigrants where I live
Feels good.
>>5563019
Is this another "everyone who disagrees with me is a Nazi"?
aww my favourite ship is going through a rough patch.
>>5563043
>ship
And here we see the inherent tumblrisms in /pol/
>>5563042
Korra is a retard and should go to the reddit trans boards where he belongs.
>>5563028
>worst trip
Neat. I want an award for all my hard work
who /grilled cheese/ here?
>>5563030
It wasn't always this way; back in my day people actually WERE only pretending to be retarded...
>>5563042
Not at all lol. But mtfg has literally had an influx of guys from /pol/. Seems weird that a board dedicated to hitler worship and hating degenerates would come here of all places.
>>5563046
Sir misgendering is rude have you checked you t levels lately?
>>5563051
I had peanut butter and nutella
Now I'm having chips with pimiento
Also isn't it breakfast time in cali?
>>5563060
My t-levels are fine, how about yours you fucking gorilla?
>>5563060
>Sir misgendering is rude
Anon pronouns are anon/anon/anon's
>>5562105
im 24
>>5563051
I mean, I like dipping my grilled cheese in tomato soup but ketchup is going a bit too far...
>>5563070
anonself tbqh
>>5563079
You'll be lucky to even pass as human after hrt :D
>>5563081
USA USA
>>5563074
Pic related is a Government prototype Kaylabot
It was rejected for failing to meet standards of ketchup consumption
>>5563061
germans make pizza with ketchup, it's pretty disgusting.
>>5563096
>order hrt online
>start hrt
>>5563089
oh and I filled out my ccw permit so I can keep a larger pistol on me
>>5563086
Thanks for believing in me bro!
>>5563061
the soup was pretty nice. it has courgette/zucchini in it which i don't like any other way but in that soup it's nice. it also has lime which really cuts through the courgette's usual yuckiness
>>5563081
I guess; don't let me dictate how you enjoy your meals, in any case.
>>5563113
...and I'm late to the party.
>>5563099
>>5563120
wtf, why did my trip go
>>5563118
>kayla_irl.png
>>5563102
My mistake was feeling like I had to come out to my family before starting, but I was too scared to talk to them so I ended up waiting about fifteen years too long to start. I should have just started therapy and HRT on my own like I eventually ended up doing anyways...
How deal w/ being a hon when laser, HRT and saving for surgery takes time but you don't want to be a hon now?
>>5563127
I'm not sure if Kayla also likes mustard or not, though.
>>5563118
>mfw mustard
I hate mustard
>>5563127
>implying I would be caught dead eating mustard
>>5563129
just KILL YOURSELF. for real tho idk.
hon circlejerk
>>5563136
Maybe I'll edit the mustard out
It's not even edible anyway
>>5563129
If you find out please share.
Have any of you ever had problems with religion or religious people because you were trans?
I'm atheist but was raised by fairly strict, traditional Anglican parents. While my parents are now cool about trans stuff, which surprises me a lot, they keep asking me to go to the local church with them even though I know many people there protested LGBT rights and marriage both within the church and in national law.
I guess I want to go occasionally just to make my parents happy, even though I don't believe, but I'm scared as soon as I turn up the old conservatives will stare at me or mutter something about lakes of fire.
>>5563151
>americans
>>5563151
Are you capable of going in boymode?
>>5563151
My mom is religious and treats me like shit for being trans because its ungodly.
>>5563151
I haven't had any conflict with the people themselves, but that's probably because I don't talk to anyone
for the past four or five years I've been having severe anxiety whenever I go to church so I've only been on Christmas and Easter for the past few years
>>5563160
Eat your ketchup Kayla, it will cheer you up.
>>5563151
If your parents are supportive, you should probably spend some time with them. Going to church with them sounds like a decent idea. They probably want what's best for you, and they might feel better if they felt you were supportive of their beliefs.
If people are unkind to you, then your parents will probably understand if you don't want to return.
>>5563156
at least we don't allow stoning
Is there a Ms Wetseat in here? If so, check yo emails.
>>5563129
boymode
>>5563169
Stone all non-passers tbhon.
>>5563166
that pic is cute
also I am not particularly depressed today after hanging out with my sisters all day, they were so nice to me and all we did was talk about makeup and stuff, it was like for a short day I was a girl for once.
>>5563172
ty. sorry im kinda slack with that sorta stuff. having 6 emaisl is hard.
>>5563169
legal weed when
I want to kiss lainanon~
>>5563151
Yeah same deal with my mom. She says she'll never see me as a girl or treat me like one or use my girl name. It sucks but at least I wasn't kicked out and we do stuff together sometimes.
Just go to church at least once. At most all they'll do is gossip t b h. I'm posting from church rn in fact
>No more erections without try
>cum is clear as water
>Lost a significant amount of muscle mass
>More emotional
>No longer get that burning dysphoric "my soul is slowly rotting away" type feeling
>Still have a weird suspicion that my HRT pills aren't real and aren't actually doing anything
why do I have to be such a paranoid fuck
>>5563184
np.
>>5562933
What laser exactly? I have scarring too
>>5563189
I had that same suspicion when I heard a rumor that alldaychist sometimes ships fake estrogen pills.
>>5563169
>at least we don't allow stoning anymore
ftfy
>tfw re-measure shoulders
>get one inch more that before
>>5563173
Boymode doesn't make my stubble feel less like I have cockroach legs sticking out of my face, though...
>>5563186
Why?~
>>5563173
I hate being boymode and I hate being girl mode because I'm ugly and don't pass.
>>5563197
How close of a shave are you getting? I can get my face baby smooth. But to be fair i shave twice a day and its in multiple directions
>>5563203
because shes cute, i want her to be my neet princess ;3
>>5563205
Don't we all
>>5563102
but I would get kicked and I cant afford a place to live in my country
then some of you would say "but nobody would notice the changes". as I said before, its been 5 years since I first think of starting hormones, do you really think nobody would have notice ?
I've finally accepted that I'm a girl and will tell my therapist that I want to transition the following weeks. I feel excited, sick, sad, and happy.
>>5563205
my life: the post
>>5563220
Good luck anon!
>>5563220
good for you :D
>>5563213
how do you stop razor burn?
i haven't tried witch hazel yet, does anyone know if it works?
>>5563215
Oh :3
I'm not cute but i'm very good at being neet!
>>5563219
The changes you get aren't very visible, especially at first and it's not like anyone has to know.
My dad hasn't said a thing in 3 years and I don't even bother hiding my boobs anymore lel.
>>5563205
Do kind of andro mode with boobs and kind of andro clothes, better than just full boy at least.
>>5563220
I'm a girl too.
I play wow in my neet cave, post anime and weight 290lbs.
boys are silly thihihihi
>>5563239
wow is that sheen?
>>5563213
No matter how close I shave I can't go >4 hours without getting at least a mm of stubble. At least all my hair is really dark on pale skin so laser should work really well for it. I had my first session on Wednesday and I'm just waiting for the 5-14days for it to grow out of follicle. Pity laser made my face break out like fuck and i look like pic related rn.
>>5563220
You are doing it. Good luck anon.
>>5563235
Alcohol! Every time you shave a part of your face wash the blade and then dip it in the alchohol. It stopped the burn completely for me. I also put a bit of alcohol on the areas i shaved after I'm done too.
To get it baby smooth i shave in short strokes with the grain, against the grain, and left to right.
>>5563250
i want to fuck fantano.
>>5563239
you are a cutie ;~;
>>5563235
Splash cold water afterwards.
>>5563249
I'm sorry :< but at least you got started!
>>5563257
After what he's done?
>>5563051
>grilled cheese
>no tomato
>no spinach
what are you even doing?
>you can't epilate/wax your face
check mate, theists
>>5563264
especially.
>>5563237
>The changes you get aren't very visible, especially at first and it's not like anyone has to know.
>My dad hasn't said a thing in 3 years and I don't even bother hiding my boobs anymore lel.
that sounds legit
my parents beated me when i started to dress more feminine
>>5563268
You can't? Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?
>>5563279
It can fuck up your face long-term. Sorry, kid :/
>>5563284
Source: your ass.
>>5563191
https://www.realself.com/review/brisbane-au-co2-laser-27-acne-scaring-due-pcos
>>5563270
Just do it, not like you have to change the way you dress but maybe you'll feel better on hrt.
I did at least.
>>5563268
When I got laser she said epilating your face was pretty bad.
>>5563284
Can you do it a few times and stop without any bad side-effects? I just need something to tide me over before I can afford laser
>tfw mousetrap gets ignored
>>5563237
To be fair, just because your parents don't say anything doesn't mean they haven't noticed.
>>5563311
You shouldn't do it within a month or so of laser, you need the hairs under the skin to heat up in order to damage the follicles.
>>5563314
Well maybe my mom has told him or something, i'm out to her and her bf and she's supportive.
>>5563295
>Just do it, not like you have to change the way you dress but maybe you'll feel better on hrt.
>I did at least.
I will probably feel better until i get beaten again and kicked from home, and then i kill myself
sounds like it worth it
>mfw faye might be old enough to be my mom or dad
what the fuck ergh
>>5563332
>tfw sheen looks older than your mom who's 10 years older than her
reply to this post if hrt made you squishy
>>5563237
>My dad hasn't said a thing in 3 years and I don't even bother hiding my boobs anymore lel.
well unfortunately some of us don't have parents that are LITERALLY BLIND
tfw non-squishy spooky skeleton
no. :)
I feel sad and can't tell if it's dysphoria or dysthymia.
>>5563328
That's a tough situation. Really there's not much you can do except do your best to get to the point where you can move out. Maybe use anti-androgens alone in the mean time, if you think it will only be a year or two.
Good luck, in any case.
>>5563353
then get off wikipedia and go see a therapist.
>>5563346
I want to be squishy.
>>5563328
Why do you let them beat you when you're 24 lol?
>>5563347
>tfw need feedback but everyone hugboxes or is blind
>>5563346
idk yet but i'm starting hrt on friday soooo i have my fingers crossed
>>5563363
>Why do you let them beat you when you're 24 lol?
what am I supposed to do? like fight them back? I dont want to get kicked really, I enjoy having a roof, a computer and my dad's healthcare.
>>5563353
If you can do anything to feel pretty, then do so
Try escapism
If neither of those work, it's probably dysphoria
But real talk: It's probably dysphoria AND depression
You don't really see many girls on here who don't suffer from depression
>>5563359
I go to a psych hospital monday to friday, 8-5 until February already.
>>5563347
My dad is literally legally blind and he still says that he realized I was on hormones about a month in, he just didn't want to make me say anything before I was ready. (Then again he's a retired psychiatrist that has seen his fair share of trans patients, so he may notice things typical parents wouldn't.)
>>5563194
>lldaychist sometimes ships fake estrogen pills.
there's no wait to that rumor right?
plz
>>5563373
Fighting back is a good way to make them stop but I dunno where you live, no real risk of being homeless here, I think.
>>5563353
I always feel sad and can't tell if its because im not a girl or because im not white
whats the name for that ?
I can't be the only one here that got soft and squishy on hrt
>>5563386
The existential condition of being a non-white transgirl? (It could also be unrelated depression as well, of course.)
>>5563393
Nope, you literally are
Source: I'm a skeleton
>>5563393
That's one of the typical effects of HRT, yeah. I imagine most of us that are on HRT have had that happen.
>>5563401
Spoooky~
>>5563401
would you like to bone me
>>5563408
I got hard and muscular on hrt.
>>5563401
I'm a skeleton too, but I'm a softer and squishier skeleton now that I'm on HRT.
>>5563367
ur gonna be a qt and kiss all the boys
>>5563415
You may be taking ftm hormones mate.
>>5563420
this is some epic hugboxxing my man
>>5563393
I got neither on hrt, my ass only become more masculine and ugly.
>>5563384
guys please I need to know I'm not wasting money on fake pills
someone plz confirm to me whether or not they're real
>>5563422
>tfw this is lainanon
>>5563424
cheers bruv
>>5563422
I'm taking sugar pills I think.
>>5563367
Hey, you start HRT 3 days before me.
>>5563430
I totally would. I don't really want to be 95lbs!
I don't have enough money right now though. Food is expensive.
>>5563429
I don't think we could do that without a chemistry lab, sorry...
>>5563444
wut? food isn't shit, go buy some microwave pizzas and stop being a body dysmophic anorexic
>>5563444
Give it time. Tomorrow Kyler is going to go starve himself.