Do you know that tfw when your bp just aches to have a dick(s)

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yes

all too well

>>5558412
I thought I was alone tbqh.

You could get far more dick as a gay male than as a trans chick.

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>>5558121
>I know tfw

>>5558121

Just find and let nerd boys fuck you. Look at the goddamn website you're on. It's not exactly.. hard.

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>>5558121
>tfw there's a bisexual top very nearby but you're really scared because it will be your first time and he'll probably just toss you away after he's done with you.

You could have thousands but you and every other tranny wants a 10/10 straight guy, try lowering your standards

>>5558553
Hmm but it is. I doubt there is any nerd boy who lives nearby anyway.

>>5558577
He probably will but as long as you don't contact him with the intention of finding true love where is the problem?

>>5558611
But that's not true, I have my ideal type except as long as the guy showers every day, is not too fat and/or obsessive about dolls from Japan or something I am dtf. Too bad I don't know how to approach a guy without coming off as desperate for dick and I don't want him to think I am literally salivating for cock ... even though I am salivating for cock.

>>5558683

You live.. alone in the middle of the wilderness? There's nerd boys fucking everywhere. Even in tiny american towns.

If you come across to some dude as salivating for cock, why is that a problem? Unless they're like, someone you know socially, what it does it matter at all?

Also, install fucking grindr/tinder/both. Locate men, message men, find men dtf, fuck said dtf men. Dudes wanna get dicks wet, it's a fact of dudes.

>>5558683
>no intention of finding true love
I know right, it feels like I'm just making up excuses.
I really want to ride dick.

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>boypussy
>transgender

>>5558706
It requres Facebook to use and I don't have FB, so.

>>5558839

>creating a FB account is too high a hurdle

I've discovered why you're not getting laid.

>>5558121
>skinnyfat boybod

I've had plenty of power tops with that (including the ones that consider themselves straight). But then I'm not trans, so I don't know.

>>5558856
Yeah I am not linking my old facebook account with my male name and everything to a hook up app.
I guess I really am staying fuckless after all.

>>5558907
No. Just go out instead.

I don't ever use those apps or FB, and guess what? I actually works irl.

>>5558925
It*

>>5558577
It's an opportunity to gain some experience. Don't wait around for the "perfect guy". Getagrip.mp3

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>>5558577
Oh good so I'm not the only one with a complex over this. I want to lose my virginity and get some experience but shouldn't it be special? I'd want it to be special for both of us.

>>5558121
>when your bp just aches
Maybe you should ask your doctor.

>>5558925
Where, gay bars?

>>5558958

This made me laugh.

>>5558925
>>5558931

Some areas only have cringe tier hard gay bars full of retards. Apps and shit also let awks people who can't pick up/get picked up find other awks people to have sex with.

>>5558907

>What is making a new FB account?

Seriously, it takes like 5 minutes.

If you're rejecting easy, simple ways to get laid, you probably don't want to get laid.

The problem isn't the lack of dtf guys, it's that you don't want to fuck them.

>>5558958

>so randum xD
no wonder you have no friends because no one likes you

>>5558963
I haven't been in a gay bar for long, so not what I do, but It could very well work?

I'd mostly only go to a gay bar if I felt like having a drunk conversation, or wanted to avoid being alone with someone else...

I usually just go somewhere I feel like going to. Usually men alone don't approach me for nothing, but at times they come in pairs.

>>5558979
I know you love the internetz, but people used to fuck way before it come around, and they still do. No FB needed.

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>>5558577
>>5558951
Is it even possible to make your first time special without having a bf or somebody you love?

>>5559028

According to your performance in this thread, you are terribly stupid, on top of being barely passing, socially retarded, and skinnyfat.

Have you considered giving up? How are you going to stop being stupid? The social retardation and skinnyfatlery can be corrected, but where are you going to get a brain that works right?

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>>5559053
I don't see how you could. This is an awful situation. I'm 20 years old, how long am I supposed to wait?

>>5559028

>say awks people find it easier to use an app than to pick up in bars
>say some areas don't have places to pick up
>it's obvious that a transgirl would prefer someone who is okay with trans bit rather than random gay man looking for bi/gay guys
>say a lot of gay bars are fucking awful and filled with shitcunts and a lot of the better crowd don't even go to them
>'lol you love the internetzzzz, but it's possible to pick up other ways, that you don't know about, :^) :^)'

Confirmed for chickenhawk not wanting to leave a paper trail.

>>5559063
>According to your performance in this thread, you are terribly stupid, on top of being barely passing, socially retarded, and skinnyfat.

You are completely lost, and asking anonymous people

>but where are you going to get a brain that works right?

Excuse me.

>>5559069
Did I really said any of those things?

Seems like a very intensive exercise of reading between lines. Lines that were carelessly written, btw.

Anyway, I just state the obvious, going out (and don't meant going to parties, necessarily) is still the easiest way to get fucked.

Whatever you make out of it, or your "sexting" addiction.

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>>5559065
I don't know, I have waited 24 years and still no one. I keep dreaming about him and I wish he materialized to me now.

>>5559106
G O I N G O U T W H E R E

>>5558121
I'm not trans but I'm ugly which for this case I guess it's the same.

It's like I can almost feel there's something missing inside my bp. Havent had a dick in it for more than a year now and I'm started to get desperate.

>>5558121
That's called needing a shit.

>>5559065
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>>5558979
how are you supposed to make a facebook if you have no friends? wont you look like a loser?

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>>5558121
i know that feel intimately

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>>5558121
lmao @ this entire thread. Thinking about all the desperate chasers reading it. I actually feel sorry for the poor gents.

>>5560121
Wow end my life right? haha

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>>5560528

But not a man, right? Ahaha.

>>5561578

Don't worry, anon. I'm the same way.

>>5560651
They dont seem clingy or lewd. So they probably aren't around.

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>>5558121

>tfw no bf to resolve my sexual frustration

>>5560495
this
whoever reading your profile they'd instantly take it as a red flag and won't want to stick their dick in you

>>5560651
Yeah this thread is torture for us, please go out to bars and use apps, we will make you feel special ;^)

You people have no idea how these dating apps work. You make a fake FB profile in five minutes then hook it up to Tinder/Grindr. Nobody can see how many damn friends you have, all it is doing is pulling a name and picture. Nobody ever sees the fake profile. If this is your obstacle you deserve to die a virgin.

>>5562878
what if you dont have a picture or dont want to post one? sure it sounds like catfishing but i would tell them how masculine i am and everything, i am just not comfortable with posting a pic of myself on the internet