/gaygen/ Cutie-Pie edition

>>5552498
they all look too faggy for me

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>>5552476
Why do you want to hurt people?
I could never bring myself to hurt another fellow human being or not comfort him if he is crying.

>>5552498
most of those people don't post anymore
also learn to link the previous thread

>>5552494
You're not wrong
Maybe it's because I knew him a long time ago when he had some semblance of normalcy snd I saw him go from that to current day

>>5552506
I thought you were warned to stop posting that picture of krystal?

>>5552498
I haven't seen half of these post in a long time.

so i've kind of got a little problem. I have like zero sex drive anymore, it's just not there. I just don't care anymore. I think its a combination of the deep depression im in, and low testosterone from my drug history. Other than that I really don't know. But i dont even fap anymore, once or twice a month. I kind of miss the chase of pursuing qt twinks n then reking them etc. Just cant be bothered anymore. watdo /gg/?

You're lucky op.
I just finished a gore edition and was going to flood the thread with gore.
This thread was going to be flooded with death XD.

>>5552498
heron

>>5552506
>>5552518
W-why?

>>5552498
senpai and zombi
both of you please sandwich me

hah

rugby's the only good looking trip and he has the shittiest personality

this really is the worst gen on 4chan

>>5552526
mtfgs worse

>>5552520
Hey bby

>>5552521
Because I hate everyone and everything tbqh xd

>>5552498
dirty mtf here dw i'll leave you alone i just wanted to say damn, rugby.
how tall is he? could he be my big spoon... just for one night?

>>5552531
>>5552526
he looks fat and gross

>>5552532

and everyone else looks 12 and grosser.

>>5552531
>>5552526
Rugby is objectively fat, ugly and gross desu also he looks he stinks. You're right about the personality though.

>>5552532
>not liking bears
what even are you

>>5552531
is there any mtf or femboy that hasn't fallen for rugby at least once before getting to know him?

what is it about his appearance that makes him such a boipuss magnet?

>>5552538
mtf here
i think bears are disgusting. seriously, wtf about that makes you want to fuck or even kiss him
>>5552537
what are YOU

>>5552538
he's a manly man, he's in the best position to make trainwrecks like us feel small and delicate

>>5552538
me
while I don't consider myself either of those two he certainly tried when I first met him

>>5552542
>he's a manly man
This.

I'm only mirin though.

>>5552541
you can call me goldilocks
and i can call you a degenerate AGP transbian

>>5552509
well yeah same
but anyway idk why im even talking about this lol
>>5552531
rugby would be a 3/10 max if he wasnt a faggot gay men have such shitty taste

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>>5552543
You don't count though, since you are some weird alien abnormality because of your fem4fem bullshit.

>>5552546
i can call you gross freak
i bet you like licking cum off peoples chest hair you daddy fetishist freak

>>5552546
Did you once have those grandma-like goldlocks that almost look like fake hair?

I think I've seen your pic.

>>5552538

he kind of looks like a dad but not old

i think that's the ticket

>>5552556
no lol i'm not even blonde, i was making a joke about getting into bed with bears.

>>5552550
No, the people that he draws in are just super desperate
if you go down the list they're all mentally ill and desperate for attention

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Told you all best time to troll is 5to8 eastern.
Look at this aspergers syndrome.

Too black out for this shit good night.

>>5552562
Most women even like the bear look, so you are obviously wrong.

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>>5552562
>if you go down the list they're all mentally ill and desperate for attention
i mean it true but god damn

>>5552498
When did gaygen become an club for ugly fags ? Where did all the qts go (huehue, listless, french, dildonics, niq, etc) ?

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>>5552571
stop pretending to be booger pls

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>>5552498
None of them.
I have devoted my heart, body and soul to The Kleppe.

>>5552572

seriously, like every single one that doesn't have a beard looks like a fucking mtf. ughhhh

>>5552577
hitler can back me up, family.
i'm the real boogie.

>>5552567
yeah thats why on hen nights they always get a fat hairy guy dancing in a thong or those calendars with a new fat hairy guy every month or gossip magazines positively reporting on how fat and hairy a male celebrity is

>>5552514
They should update the list to add all the new trip fags and replace the inactive posters

POST BEARDED GAYGENERS NOW!

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>>5552586

>>5552584

i think he was referring to real median age women and not 40 year old divorced pump and dumps/ reality tv whores

>>5552522
Good answer.

Feelgood as well if he has a nice smile.

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>>5552586
The beard returns.

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>>5552615
Those eyes reveal so much pain.
I hope things get better, I'm with you every step of the way!

>>5552615
girl you need to get those eyebrows taken care of but you lookin' qt tbqh.

>>5552615
if you shave, we can do lewd things like putting your legs on my shoulders and just seeing what kind of funny expressions your face can make when I go all in

>>5552594
right so younger woman are more attracted to fat hairy guys because or are you just saying that bc you dont have any valid argument
type in 'hot male celebrities 2015' and see how many bears there are n o n e you are fucking deluded if you think someone who looks like rugby could ever pull a properly fit girl..only mentally ill semi-tranny faggots who want to feel qt contrastingly to his caveman excessive secondary sex characteristics.

>>5552615

you have a weird serialkiller smile

fix it

>>5552625
God damn it every time bully-kun.

>>5552626
That seems like effort though and I'm too scared It'll look retarded if I go to a parlour.

>>5552628
Unless you're exceptionally attractive theres very little chance of that happening. There's not many guys I'd bottom for desu.

>>5552640
Wanna be my next victim bby? I'll proudly display your bp on my mantelpiece.

>>5552641
>There's not many guys I'd bottom for desu.
would you bottom for me?

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>>5552641
>Unless you're exceptionally attractive theres very little chance of that happening. There's not many guys I'd bottom for desu.
hey cutie

>>5552641
mate just sort out the strays in the middle
dangerously close to a monobrow

>>5552643
>>5552646
>tfw niq and hitler will never top you at the same time
>tfw they lust for grade a meat like harmonist instead of vegan boipuss like me

zombii a best

http://imgur.com/5EnEL1T

hi

>>5552643
No you're way too "twinky". Would top you though desu.

>>5552646
See the answer above.

>>5552648
I usually do but >lazy.
Hence the beard right now.

>>5552650
I'll take grade A but I resent being called meat.

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>>5552641
Don't forget to not kill yourself!
I'd be totes devo.

>>5552498
heron has a really friendly looking face
so him

Is gudit alive anymore?

>>5552498
Rugby is best cuddle

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>>5552498

not this fucking picture again

pls use the better version

>>5552692
I just searched the archive. I cant find it.

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>>5552699
>tfw I just found it

sadfrog looks the best, cute and a bit douche..
it would either be him id he acts well or no one

Is it possible for two gay men to have a long-term monogamous relationship? I've dated two bi men and obviously they cheated on me with women but are men just naturally whores or is it just a bisexual thing?

>>5552731
You can date me. Im biscum but if I can pleasure women I can pleasure you.

>>5552731
>Is it possible for two gay men to have a long-term monogamous relationship?
I would say so yes.
Maybe if you find a right-wing polack :^)

>>5552731
It might help if your relationship isn't based off of sex
I do feel you on monogamy though
Just find someone you actually likes you, and doesn't really focus on sex that much

I swear to god im going to beat the shit out of myself.

I cant wait till I never have to be around you autistic fucks. I swear to god illl kill myself before that happens but before that which country is Christmas Hitler from?

>>5552731
desu i really dont think it is, I just dont think it's in human nature. personally if my bf wants to fuck another guy, i say go for it, the real attachment for me is the emotional aspect. all that is, is a glorified form of masturbation imo, but then again my views of sex aren't exactly traditional.

>>5552749
He lives in Michigan.

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>>5552749
Shitler is an all American gal, that's why she's so obese.

>>5552750
>implying sex won't have consequences for your relationship
>implying allowing him to cheat wont emotionally detach him from you

>>5552755
you say that just as I start to eat pizza rolls for breakfast
spoopy

>>5552752
Christmas Hitler does?

>>5552731
I think so. As long as the relationship is based on an emotional connection and not a purely physical one.

Also
>biscum
What did you expect?

>>5552758
no
Christmas Hitler lives in Texas
he's a mentally unstable obsessed stalker
let's not bring him up pls

>>5552757
Typical American.

>>5552758
Do not mention the C word unless you actually want him to appear.

>>5552756
i can play it either way there sport, monogamous or open. The key is setting the rules from the getgo. if we've agreed on monogamy and then he goes off and cheats it's different as he's betrayed my trust and our agreement, not the actual act of sex itself. I wouldn't be able to trust him after that.
Though if we're both w/e on fucking a random guy from time to time i really dont see the harm, ive been in both sorts of relationships.

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>>5552757
I just ate some of my mum's cooking chocolate, and am drinking a glass of skim milk.
Life is good.

>>5552764
Alright I understand. Sorry cutey boy just deducing stuff. Never wanted you in this shit you're cool.

>>5552767
>tfw virgin
can you give me some love on the side, relly?

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>>5552768
>cooking chocolate
get some at least not shit chocolate, m8

>>5552791
>not shit chocolate
>ghettodelli

M8

>>5552791
>sea salt
Hitler, I want you to taste my salty chocolate stick.

I'm white I don't know why I said chocoloate stick.

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>>5552791
That is some good chocolate.

>>5552797
>ghettodelli
kek'd
hard
it's not 10/10 but it's not bad chocolate

>>5552800
the sea salt caramel squares are pretty good
but I prefer the bars

>>5552800
idris elba is a top lad but wtf is he doing/wearing in this picture

>>5552788
That's p gay.
I'm down

>>5552813
wew we already have a threesome

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>>5552791
It's 1 AM, the store is closed.
I'm sitting in bed, super comfy with my milk.

>>5552800
I actually got drunk and shopped a picture of Juppy into a black man the other day.
Didn't post it because that's mean, but I laughed for a good 5 minutes.

>>5552819
>I'm sitting in bed, super comfy with my milk.
Oh I can give you some milk, alright.

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>>5552819
How come you never send me an email cutey?


You know I just give you my heart. I am just an alcoholic cocaine addict that wants to get lewd tbqh.

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>>5552791
>tfw price of "real" chocolate is on a steady rise because of witches broom.

http://www.hngn.com/articles/48177/20141106/chocolate-trees-are-in-danger-witches-broom-disease-killing-cocoa-photos.htm

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>>5552809
Only a /fa/ggot would know, so I'm surprised you don't.
>>5552806
Never tried the caramel ones, but I'm sure they'd taste pretty good.
>>5552819
You weirdo.

Apparently I have a date in Sunday to watch the forest with a cutie Latino boy.

Just worried I'll scream too much because horror is not my genre at all, no matter how bad

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>>5552819
btw I'm 5'9" retard just fyi

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>>5552834
>>5552838
I wish you two would stop being so cruel to me.
We had good times.

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>>5552819
Sitting in bed with old lady soda, and chocolate

>>5552832
I know, it's a shame

>>5552834
they're super good but make sure you get the dark chocolate ones

>>5552842
I really like your hollow cheeks, hitly.

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>>5552840
To the left to the left, fatanon. To the left.
>>5552842
Will try to find those next time we're out.
>>5552836
Good ruck.

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>>5552842
Most Americans are so use to eating fake chocolate that they don't even know what real chocolate tastes like. I doubt America will weep for the cocoa plant like Germany, France, Belgium will. The chocolate I tasted in Germany was far superior to American junk.

>>5552844
yeah there's not much I can do about it though
they run in the family and I have a thin face on top of that

>>5552834
looks like a shawl neck that he is ruining by exposing his nipples
+ im not a /fa/ggot im poor af

>>5552850
>yeah there's not much I can do about it though
Why would you want to do anything about it?

I like the pale greek vampire look you got going on there.

>>5552851
you actually kinda look like Anon357

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>>5552842
I thought that small, square wrapper was a condom for a second.
I'm getting a Coke Zero from the fridge rn.

>>5552844
Kunt Kween is sucking them in, she's actually morbidly obese.
That's why she's so shady, blocks out a lot of sun.

>>5552847
What You Want To Eat Boo?
Let Me Feed You
Let Me Run Your Bathwater
Whatever You Desire, I'll Aspire
Sing You A Song
Turn The Game On
I'll Brush Your Hair...OH WAIT!

>>5552854
..i thought he was a gangly geeky kid who wore glasses

>>5552849
>Most Americans are so use to eating fake chocolate
kek I live in pennsylvania so I've been to Hershey PA aka home of Hersheys Chocolate
the entire town smells disgustingly sweet because of it

>>5552854
it's a love it or hate it kinda thing
strong cheekbones aren't really a subtle feature

>>5552855
>coke zero
diet coke with lime or nothing, plebian

>>5552857
he is.

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Relly n his m8s go to mcdonalds. Thrilling event

>>5552855
>Kunt Kween is sucking them in, she's actually morbidly obese.
>That's why she's so shady, blocks out a lot of sun.
I actually hope that alienfu isn't that skinny. I hope (s)he has fat in all the right places if you know what I mean.

I know that Hitler cherry is unpopped, but I really want know what it feels like to get a blowjob from him. I want to see my penis push against the cheeks and her the sound he makes when he moans and the sloppy sucking sounds he would make.

>>5552857
I just looked at the big collection picture. I can't really make out your face desu.

>accidentally cut self while shaving

>people think i have herpes because I keep picking at it

I hate shaving

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>>5552855
>Kunt Kween is sucking them in
gurl, idk what ur talking about

>>5552498

Is senpai a FTM?

>>5552860
http://consumerist.com/2008/09/24/hershey-responds-consumers-love-our-new-fake-chocolate/

>>5552870
I've seen that
baka...

>>5552870
soylent brown

http://www.dailyfinance.com/2008/09/10/soylent-brown-hershey-and-nestle-are-serving-up-fake-chocolate/

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>>5552860
Like, lime you've added yourself?
We don't really have all those silly flavours here.

>>5552862
She's fat as fuck.

>>5552868
Work on your contour game, gurl. You will never be glamour.

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>>5552860
he doesnt look like me
even slightly
+ hersheys is gross tastes like vomit
>>5552862
kk here you go

>>5552877
You look weird, but I want to stick my tongue into your mouth.

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>>5552877
what the fuck ethnicity are you? jesus it's like the worst traits in the whole human race put into one body.

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>>5552876
pic related

also glammer went out of style in 2012
trash androgyny is in

>>5552877
yeah hersheys is absolutely disgusting

>>5552850
Why would you change it? Strong cheekbones are god tier I'm kinda jelly.

>>5552882
NEUROTOXIN SLUDGE

http://www.faboverfifty.com/health/6-reasons-to-never-drink-another-diet-soda/

>>5552885
I like it, but a bit less defined would be nice

>>5552886
>health/6-reasons-to-never-drink-another-diet-soda/
I'm literally smoking as I'm typing this
I don't think cutting diet soda is going to help that much

>>5552895
>I like it, but a bit less defined would be nice

>>5552862
>but I really want know what it feels like to get a blowjob from him. I want to see my penis push against the cheeks and her the sound he makes when he moans and the sloppy sucking sounds he would make.

>>5552895
The moment, if it ever comes, you quit smoking you will balloon up and gain fat like crazy. I know because it happened to me.

>>5552895
>A bit less defined would be nice

So ungrateful.

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>>5552882
Vanilla is the only flavored coke I see regularly, but it tastes like shit.
>also glammer went out of style in 2012
Glamoure is timeless, hunty.

>>5552901
I don't think I gained any weight when I quit smoking.

>>5552878
yeeee deffo not traditionally good looking but w/e
proven to myself i can get with qts at the end of the day
>>5552881
korean icelandic slav irish
>>5552882
i just wish english chocolate had peanut butter in peanut butter is in basically everything in america you guys understand me

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>>5552912
>yeeee deffo not traditionally good looking but w/e
I was just meming.
I think you are very pretty.

do pic related pose

>>5552901
>you will balloon up and gain fat like crazy
that's not something I really have to worry about

>>5552910
when I was younger I had a lot softer of a face and everyone else in the greek side of my family had defined cheekbones and I wanted them so badly then I hit puberty and well... you see my face now
I got what I asked for, but they're a bit much t b h

>>5552911
vintage glamour, maybe

>>5552912
a little bit of peanut butter is nice but I don't like it with chocolate
I only like really dark chocolate

>>5552924
can you do this pose as well please?
>>5552919

totally not a weird thing to ask?

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>>5552919
no ty
>>5552924
cant get shit like this in the uk
probably good t b h bc id be a fat fuck

>>5552938
I've tried the Chocolate Peanut Butter Pop Tarts and I thought they were really gross

>>5552931
no.

>>5552912
good god man, do you have webbed feet too? you're like a freak of nature.

>>5552938
>>5552948
>no
I wasn't asking, I was ordering you.

>>5552948
The peanutbutter doesn't even taste right. It tastes artificial bland peanutbutter

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>>5552951
>I was ordering you


>>5552955
Yeah I only eat natural peanut butter
only ingredients should be peanuts and salt

>>5552958
>>I was ordering you
:^(

I went on the most awkward first day ever last night with a neet. He lives in a tiny 3 room apartment off of his autism bucks.

>>5552855

D'aw, he looks super cute in that picutre

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>>5552970
hahaha

tell the story, man, this is gonna be gud

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>>5552958
That's one thing I didn't realize when I started buying my own groceries when I moved out of my parents house. My mother would buy the cheapest food possible. I then realized that cheap = extremely unhealthy. The peanutbutter she always bought had tons of sugar and other preservatives/fillers inside of it. The moment I tasted real natural peanutbutter (more expensive) I was flabbergasted at how more delicious it tasted and easier to spread on a piece of bread it is. Butter too, I realized the butter my mother bought always had 80% vegetable oil in it which is extremely unhealthy. I refuse to buy butter that isn't just real butter with no additives.

>>5552948
awh thats shitty
but yeah americans truly
appreciate peanut butter anyway
>>5552949
;(;(;(
(>>5552951
post pics

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>>5552979
>post pics

>>5552958
why don't you post in femgen anymore?

>>5552977
I buy my own groceries, but I still eat fairly unhealthily
there's a few products where quality is a must though, and you're right, butter is one of them.

>>5552995
femgen is full of trannies and other assorted mentally ill/sad people
I created a monster with femgen

>>5552989
lol

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>>5552972
BACK THE FUCK OFF.

>>5552977
My parents made me do my own groceries.

>>5552970
>>5552976
>Sitting around all day when a hot bear guy hits me up on growlr.
>He's 22 I'm 19 I think he's pretty hot.
>We talk for a few days and he seems normal enough
>Finally get enough courage to ask him on a date since he doesn't want a hook up and I'm tired of those.
>Decide to meet at his place to watch some movies on netflix.
>He's literally across the street from my apartment.
>Walk over there when we said we'd meet and go into his apartment.
>Tiny 3 room apartment (living/kitchen, bathroom, bedroom) Fine with me I'm the same since I'm a starving college student.
>Sit down on the couch and we start talking. He's really awkward
>Think it's just cause he's nervous
>He says "btw I ordered us a pizza"
>Fine with me again
>We start watching the Shining.
>The pizza gets here and he asks me to fucking pay for it since he doesn't get his check until next week.
>I begrudgingly agree
>Sit down eatting pizza watching the shining.
>I have aspergers btw.
>Oh fuck no.jpeg
>He starts going on about how he gets enough money to live by himself from his SS checks.
>He tells me he used to be a pill head in Ohio.
>That's like me showing off the scars on my arms on a first date.
>Text my friend jake to call me in 5 since it's really awkward.
>Get the call and bail out.
>I've still never finished the shining.

>>5552989
ffs
>>5552998
even when you were primary school age..?

>>5552996
but a lot of noobs are getting shit advice and rekt themselves

some poor twink posted pic of his hormone tits and had no idea it was going to happen

>>5552996
>>5553004
>lol
>ffs
that bad? :\

>>5553006
As truly unfortunate as that is, there's nothing I can do about it

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>>5553000
Oh I got quads that's never happened ^~^

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>>5553000
what kind of akward stuff did he say? give us some quotes

>>I have aspergers btw.
Lol, now I understand that. He himself said that?
wew

>>He starts going on about how he gets enough money to live by himself from his SS checks.
>He tells me he used to be a pill head in Ohio.
>That's like me showing off the scars on my arms on a first date.
major redflags
he was probably pozzed

>>5552989
I have that same rosary

been to India lately?
>>5553007
don't let the bullies get to you, you look just fine

would date/10

>>5553011
>politically correct hitler
you turning down an opportunity to troll trannies?

>>5553016
One of them was he was asking me if I drank. If you can tell by my name I most likely do.
>"Do you do alchol?"
I asked him if he smoked and he said yes. Then we were going through netflix and Super High Me came up.
>"I bet you'd like to be super high me. HAHA"
Most forced laugh I've ever heard.
I though I could maybe salvage the fucking date so I leaned up against him while watching the move and he had a visible boner in his pants. Just from me leaning up against him...

>>5553026
>and he had a visible boner in his pants. Just from me leaning up against him...
that is pretty cute, but god damn is that cringey

Soooo ... when's the next date? :^)

>>5553023
they're trolling themselves in the long run
they are destroying their bodies and growing little bitch tits just in the hopes of looking a little younger or more feminine
when femgen was originally made, we split off from gaygen because there was a large divide between masc4masc and fem posters
it was never intended to be a tranny hive so I left it to die

>>5553007
you arent ugly you just look like a dickhead
get a haircut and wear normal clothes

>>5553028
Unless he stalks me; hopefully never. I blocked him from Growlr and I deleted his number.

How do i weaponise my autism to make it cute instead of unnerving?

eg: stuttering and shyness is cute, lack of empathy and apathy is nkt

>>5553037
Don't you like my priestly robe and my "analbeads"?

>>5553039
But you live right across from him?
I bet he is stalking you to "randomely" bump into you.

>>5553042
>lack of empathy and apathy is nkt
Idk, just go full homo on everybody and see what it brings?

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>>5553042
>stuttering and shyness is cute

>>5553044
I like it ... in theory maybe.

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>>5553042
>lack of empathy and apathy
I think those are pretty cute.

>>5553042

One of my irl friends is autistic
I dunno, it doesn't really come up
We mostly just cuddle and watch anime and talk about feelings or her mister

I'm sure there's other dudes out there who are into it

>>5553048
idk, I find confidence and charisma attractive

anyone in here try to transition mtf because they didn't accept they were gay?

I went through all of it just to detransition but now I am left looking like an ftm with a vag and I just want to be a gay guy.

>>5553054
thats because you are a bottom-in-denial

>>5553054

What are your thoughts on a confident person who talks too fast and stutters sometimes?

>tfw failed my oxford interview because I talk too fast

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>tfw hot /gg/ trips will never fuck you

>>5553059
No, I look for others like myself
I don't want a weak willed meager little sissyboy
I want someone who knows what they want and how they feel

>>5553062
I'd just say slow down and enunciate

>>5553063

Find other hot people to fuck you, anon

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>>5553063
sorry

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Is being precocious a bad thing?

I think i alienate a lot of people because I work and study so much, and my "small talk" isnt small at all.

one guy I dated was really insecure about it and broke up with me i think because he felt bad about his exam results compared to mine

>>5552800
He's so fit. I thought I saw him at a bar last night but it turns out I'm just racist and think all black people look the same.

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>>5553066
>enunciate
This is my biggest problem, sometimes I'll finish a sentence and just think "Strewth, Anon, you really fucked that one up".

>>5553073
No, I would actually appreciate talking to someone who knows his stuff.

>>5553073
No I want a bf who is known for being intelligent.
In fact I don't think I could date somebody for long if he was thicker than me.

>>5553079
People often make fun of me because I speak very concisely and enunciate properly because I was raised in a relatively proper household

>>5553073
Intelligence is most definitely a positive. Anyone who says otherwise is clearly an idiot.

>>5553096
This

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>>5553087

yeah but i mean... i think you might not appreciate just how lame i am. Like, aside from the fact in pretty athletic, i am a turbo-nerd in every way except visually

probably my ideal date would be chatting about the news, doing some riddles, ordering takeout and then watching a movie while cuddling

or something equally autistic, idk

>>5553096
>>5553090

obviously intelligence is good, but i dont think that dedication to work is.

everyone wants a smart bf, nobody wants one who wont shut up about boring stuff and studies all the time

>>5553063
there are no hot trips right now.

except maybe SP but I've not seen his face and he trips on 4chan so he's probably autistic and ugly

>>5553043
Nah. He lives in another set of apartments. Even if I do bump into him he'll probably be too awkward to say anything to me.

>>5553096

Intelligence is a positive but not if they're up themselves about it.
Or if they devote themselves to it.
Being pleasant and/or well-rounded is much more important.

>>5552498
>rugby
Disgusting
>swede
Even more disgusting
>oatmeal
Really good looking. Cute and handsome at the same time
>sadfrog
Meh
>gudit
Wot
>sludgepup
Cutiepie
>Horror
Meh
>zombii
Adorable
>irishanon
Eggman's slightly better looking brother
>feelgood
Cute
>qtpersian
Persian? Yes. QT? No
>heron
Druggie/10

>>5553073
I mean that works both ways right, if people can't keep up with you, you'd grow bored.

I alienate people from being so dumb.

>>5553110

Yea but have you seen oatmeals dick

^^

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Look at this lovely man I found. He's definitely not trying to murder people.

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>>5553113

>>5553099
>probably my ideal date would be chatting about the news, doing some riddles, ordering takeout and then watching a movie while cuddling
you sound alright to me

maybe talk about history and going on some bike tours as well?

>>5553113

DILF as long as hes musclefat and not fatfat

>>5553110

i hope you arent basing it off the OP
i look much better now than i did in the op

>>5553087
m800 ur a /pol/tard knowing much isnt necessary for you to listen
>>5553091
>tfw chavvy mates think i talk posh
>tfw posh mates think i speak chavvy

>>5553119
make vocaroo
I'll settle it

>>5553112
Whatever it looks like doesn't matter because that face is pretty much perfect

>>5553117
You're perfect for me. Definitely better than the one I was on last night

>>5553117

um, i specialise in British Government during the 18th century, i assume you are all about nazis or somethinf equally distasteful

im not sure there is much overlap

>>5553121

you have to see it to believe it t b h

>>5553118
>i hope you arent basing it off the OP
That's exactly what I'm doing

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>>5553091
>Because I was raised in a relatively proper household
Are you trying to shade me, Papadopoulos?

>>5553105
SP looks like a baby with a beard.

anons with talking problems

read a book aloud until you get your speech straight, or seriously just make an appointment with a speech therapist.

also pro tip: don't use your chest muscles to breathe,use the diaphragm. this is common knowledge yet some people still manage fuck up, and this seemingly small thing may well be the lead cause of your problems

>>5553118
I haven't talked to him cause his name and bio throws me off but I think he's fat fat.

>>5553124
>um, i specialise in British Government during the 18th century, i assume you are all about nazis or somethinf equally distasteful
You kidding me? I love to know more about stuff I know little about. Especially the pre-WW1 imperial/colonial era.

>im not sure there is much overlap
breh please

I am not actually a nazi, despite my name. I'm only edgy on the internet.

>>5553119
>m800 ur a /pol/tard knowing much isnt necessary for you to listen
I don't understand that sentence. What do you mean?

Went on such a shit date last night. Like it was obvious that neither of us were having that great of a time. And yet, at the end of the night he still tried to get me to go back to his. Are gays so thirsty that they're willing to shag anything, regardless of how shit it would be? Just have a fucking wank christ.

But it's okay because I matched with a total qt today and I'd totally have sex with him even if he was a braindead trump voter.

>>5553128
You tell me.

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>>5553139
I'll let it slide, for now.

>>5553138
How does going on a date feel?

>>5553146
In my experience, disappointing
most of the time they're really awkward and or boring
went on a date with a 9/10 qt andro aryan boy a few weeks back and damn he was so good looking but he was so boring

>>5553125

reeee

my picture in the op is 2 years old, it was leaked by an asshole i was talking to

it isnt representative

>>5553154
who are you even?

>>5553150

1) how do you find your dates
2) what do you do when you host dates
3) why do you even go on dates, i thoughr you had 0 libido or something

>>5553157

dont worry about it

I just tried to tug my hat back into place but it turns out i wasn't wearing one
And now I'm just left with his unalieviable sensation of my hat slipping off.
Also I tugged some hairs out and it hurt

>>5553159
1) people ask me out and sometimes I say yes
2) all dates I've had were a neutral location
3)I don't go on dates to have sex

>>5552498
this is the exact reason why i wouldnt post my face here or use a name

t. qt 3.14

>>5553150
Oh...

>>5553120
from the archive as my microphone is fd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MBkV5ziTTX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AiAU5ZZFwv
it was a request from freddie (rip)

>>5553163
>look at name
>Circe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

>>5553164
>1) people ask me out and sometimes I say yes
>sometimes I say yes
bitch

>>5553165
Plenty of people that have posted their face that isn't there. Most people are just forgotten

>>5553169
you sound 25%posh 75% fag

>>5553180
>>5553169

I second this assessment.

>>5553169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wYHZlgYkwq

>>5553174
I mean...

>>5553187

Neither of you sound anything like I was expecting.

>>5553191
How did you imagine I would sound?

>>5553180
>>5553184
>>5553187
tbf right kk tho i was gaying it up on purpose for freddie especially on the second one
>>5553191 post vocaroo

>>5553193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV9kyocogKo

>>5553193
Like Bette midler

>>5553191
>>5553194
>post vocaroo
>>5553170
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

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>>5553128
A qt baybeh.

>>5553178
it's not very encouraging to post pics here if you make pics like OP related
that scares most people off

>>5553196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l8iz1AyaO5

>>5553196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9TZoWjmX_Q

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>>5553076
That movie was terrible.

>>5553201
I've posted pics many times. If you don't trip and just look normal you're easily forgotten .

>>5553191
5612 has a faggy woman's voice

>>5553208
>just look normal
Uhuh

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>>5553191
What do you sound like? I only remember a Vocaroo of you singing.

>>5553204
Gay.

>>5553200
No such thing, babies are disgusting.

>>5553191
yes, i shunned the shackles of a chavvy immigrant accent and adopted the pleasureable dialect of a posh british person

>>5553215
Average

>>5553196
fuck, i sound like him

>be british
>have a mild Recieved accent
>over time it is becoming more and more unintelligble
>ive now started completely missing out the first and last part of sentences so that people can barely understand me when i talk

Do you think its worth getting speech therapy?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0baad5wxqI3

>>5553193

A lot whinier?
Like, faster and tinnier.
I think it was mostly just my impression from your name but I've always just read your posts with a ranty, tinny angry voice.

>>5553194
>>5553216

I feel kind of silly putting on an american accent since no one else so far has one but whatever, I'm worried I'll sound weird if I drop it since I normally always have it on
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SJpUdwz8Ap

>>5553217

I don't know what most of that means

>>5553236
>speech therapy
I faked an accent for 8 years and I'm still doing it every day. You don't need a speech therapist, just teach yourself.

>>5553246

do you know any useful online resources or anything?

>>5553236
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0baad5wxqI3
It may not be ideal but it's qt as fuck

>>5553251
No, sorry. It's really not that hard to speak a certain way, though. Just force yourself to speak in a certain way until it becomes normal.

>>5553236
voice is cute, just slow down and enunciate

>>5552498
rugby qtpersian and heron. have a thing for facial hair.

>>5553164

>people ask me out

damn. i really need to get out of the closet asap.

>>5553258

Same

>>5553258
>>5553261
kill yourselves

>>5553259
tbf, not the last guy, but the guy before I technically met online
he was a gg poster but someone introduced me to him on skype because he happened to live in the same city as me
Although I wasn't really aware that he knew who "Hitler" was
aka me the namefag
and it was a little weird when I found out

>>5553238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0raDbANMyca

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>>5553259

>tfw been sort of lowkey out of the closet for like 3 months
>nobodys asked me for a date

fugg :'DDD

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>>5553277
It was him, right?

>>5553296
no, he was a (you guessed it) qt aryan twink

>>5553296
can u pls stop posting my pic

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>>5553238
Freak.

>>5553289
Post wurst, klein boy.

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>>5553298
>tfw no qt aryan daddy

>>5553298
I guess he was just acting bored because he had no interest in you after all? I mean when I look at your skeleton body and bitch face no wonder..

>>5553300
JUST

>>5553301
>Post wurst, klein boy.
>get recognized every single time even if I only post a vocarooo worth a few secs

>>5553296
i hope if i ever posted my face i would just come off as regular ugly instead of turned-into-a-meme ugly

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>>5553314
My thirst for wurst cannot be quenched, Hans.

>>5553310
Well the fact that he knew hitler kind of implies that he saw all of the pictures I've posted
which include lots of body pics
we went on two dates and they were pretty alright as far as dates go

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>tfw crush on a mythical character

eep

>>5553314
germans freak me out, please leave

>>5553321
Don't worry. I took his pic from reddit, he isn't an anon here.

The funny memey part about him is that ridiculous undercut and stubble.

>>5553325
>>>/mlp/

>>5553289

Uh, can you transcribe that
I got ".. populous vote (??) .. american accent.. stuttering you have "
I otherwise speak english with a maracucho accent

>>5553301

<3

>>5553304

Uhm
Is he a ghost and/or phasing out of existence

>>5553332
Oh you're so evil... Nice

>>5553322
everyone in this picture is an alien ayy lmao

>>5553338
I also rate some guys on /rateme/ so I give back as well.

Senpai. How is this even a question

>>5553352
Because that isn't him you fool.

>>5553352
that pic is fake

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>>5553341
Not really, just neck-kun.

>>5553336
>Uh, can you transcribe that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F0pcE4cL3m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC8IuBBKzVw

>>5553358
>it is i benedict cumberbatch

>>5553360

ha ha, what even the point
Also, I like your voice tho, you sound deep and husky

>>5553358
Frampt?

>>5553376
but you can call me beneficial cucumber

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i wish people would stop posting pictures of professional models in carefully staged, lighted and retouched pictures because it

i) makes me feel bad
ii) has given me high standards and now its hard for me to find someone attractive normally

can we post pictures of average guys instead?

i feel so fat for eating a burger at mcdonalds today ;_;
i will have to do a lot of cardio tomorrow :/

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>>5553398
>can we post pictures of average guys instead?
>tfw most people here think pic related is just average even though I think he is extremely cute

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>>5553360
I'm still waiting on that wurst, klein boy.

>>5553399

thats not how nutrition works you dummy

to burn off a burger you would need to run like 15km

>>5553404

god you are such a creep

>>5553180
>>5553184
>>5553187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CVWa90JQkz

>>5553405
Look at his dumb fucking face, his eyes look like they're moving apart. You can tell there really is nothing going on in his head.

>>5552498
Why does feelgood look like he's been bullied in every picture?

>>5553406
you also seem to have no idea about nutrition

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>>5553405
Fine ... here

>>5553412
this vocaroo made me 10% "gayer"

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>>5553417
holy shit anon, I'm laughing so hard right now

>>5553412
I find it hard to understand you. You are mumbling quite a bit.

>>5553412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10rAnYGMJlO

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>>5553418

>tfw i actually was bullied because i had braces and a "funny smile"

i guess i am kind of a sap, and thus an easy target.

jokes on them though, as by scaring me into recluse they made me a nerd and now im academically superior to them. still feels bad to see them fail though.

>tfw no extrovert, funny, posh gay bf, who is a huge bottom fag in the bedroom

Feel Good definitely.

>>5553443
>still feels bad to see them fail though.
>i guess i am kind of a sap, and thus an easy target.
>tfw no bullied, insecure nerd bf with a big heart

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>>5553443
feelgood confirmed for sweetest trip.

>>5553446
Or Zombii. Also moffe is a qt.

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>>5553417
>>5553432
How can you bully The Kleppe? I just don't understand.
He's literally the cutest thing to have ever existed.

>>5553423
Hohoho.
Danke schön.
Now post your dick.

>>5553458
He's ugly in my eyes. He's one of those people that looks unique and people take that as either ugly or cute, like pugs.

Incidentally I think pugs are ugly.

>>5553458

Are they checking each other out?

>>5553469
Probably. Models constantly have sex with each other all the time.

>>5553458
He is legitimately (according to the law of nature) ugly. In fact I think he's a lot uglier than the average white man.

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>>5553471
>implying the short guy is a model, not a stylist

>>5553429
i have gay voice
cant deny it
>>5553434
im speaking quietly tbf
dont want my dad and his missus to hear me talking to you weirdos
>>5553437
but really tho you cant talk to anyone about gay voice

>>5553480

I dunno, I like his look more than bully'chan's modelfu

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>>5553464
Well we agree on that, I've always thought pugs to be the fatposters of the canine world.
The Kleppe is ultimate cute though.

>>5553469
No, they're backstage, he's most likely checking the clothes before they go out.

>>5553476
There is much cruelty in your heart.