MtFG- /toy/ edition

1st for i have no idea what i'm doing

>>5536363
Even though i will catch shit for this I found that some brands make one product perfectly.I use Covergirl for powder buff, Revlon for mascara, Smashbox for lip products, L'Oréal liquid eyeliner, and Maybeline liquid foundation.
This comes from playing with tons of brands.

>>5536363
There are some subscription based services you can try where they'll send you a monthly bag of a couple products to try. Helpful when you have no idea what works for you.

>>5536455
>subscription based services
Like birch box? Faye uses them and says its cool.

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>>5536421
Did somebody say /toy/?

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>>5536464
how to waste money 101

>>5536464
Oh gosh Oryx would love this thread.

>>5536431
You are in good company here.

>>5536468
post soles yume yours are best

>>5536462
I think that's one of them yes. My friend subscribes to ipsy and she just gives me anything she gets seconds of. I'm not personally big on makeup so it's kinda nice to be able to cheaply try different things.

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>>5536475
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY FEE FEES LOOK LIKE?

>>5536464
whoaa
cute
>>5536475
no me
>>5536468
no...toys are life and u have to use them to lure me out of house and to AX

>>5536464
those are so cute

>>5536437
thanks!

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>>5536468
It's a fun waste of money
>>5536469
I talked to her about toys here before I think, she's cool
>>5536487
>>5536483
:3

>>5536477
>ipsy
wow, only 10 bucks a month... *subscribing intensifies"

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>>5536483
the only thing i waste my money on is computer stuff and guns

aint got any toys sorry

im sure i could figure out a way to persuade you with one of my two hobbies

i just dont know how

hmmm

>>5536489
I just wanna say I don't know why they're uploading sideways, they were upright on my computer, and I even tried to rotate this one right.

>>5536478
you posted them before as a tiny crop but i didn't save it so post them

>>5536494
>the only thing i waste my money on is computer stuff and guns
Those are also valid wastes of money. My computer is way more expensive than it needs to be and I'd have some guns if I didn't live with my parents. And trusted myself not to use on on myself.

>>5536437
Mac is way better.

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>>5536489
@_@ IS there more than that
i think pookie has a few figurines in boxes like that...barely seen em tho
>>5536494
guns ??? whoa
um if u threaten me with a gun ill prob just cry afterwards
try like not using the money
then using it on me
also udek me why want me to come xd im weird
>>5536495
u got played bor..

>>5536500
>Mac is way better.
Oh and now here comes the assholes to taint the thread.

>>5536501
>@_@ IS there more than that
Yes. I have 6 on my desk, a few more that are hidden in that picture, and a couple others scattered in my room.
http://myfigurecollection.net/profile/Glasses
>u got played bor..
;_;

>>5536489
She's nice, a little quirky but I mean isn't everyone. She posts on /toy/ a lot.

>>5536495
I used to have that I had to open them all in photo editor and rotate, save, then rotate, save, and it fixed.

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>>5536499
im not suicidal in the slightest anymore and i dont buy bullets for any of them so it doesnt really matter

my suicidal bouts only last for at most 30 minutes, but thankfully i haven't felt like that in ages

mdma is p great lads
>>5536501
cause ur cute af
>>5536498
i reformatted my pc so i dont have any of my old pics and i dont talk lewd pics anymore sry

>>5536504
Just saying its arguably a better brand.

>>5536512
>lads

>>5536517
M8

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>>5536509
WHOA...
i didn't know that was a site!!
@_@ how much do they cost usually
yours are all really cute
if i was a weeb i would follow u TWICE

>>5536512
???? cya

>>5536504
o-o they can say that
but if this turns into an argument its both of yalls fault
#teamnomakeup

>>5536522
>>5536517
bor

wow I just subscribed to ipsy and the intake was super awesome and it helps identify what makeup will work best for you.

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>>5536517
sorry dude didnt mean to offend u bro
>>5536525
FROG BABY COME BACCK

>>5536522
>>5536525
u wanna go? i'll shank ur nan bruv swear down

>>5536525
>#teamnomakeup
makeup is like mandatory to help me pass, literally if I wear makeup I get gendered female and if I don't I get gendered male

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>>5536510
>She posts on /toy/ a lot.
I don't post on /toy/ so much anymore but I used to hang around there too.
>I used to have that I had to open them all in photo editor and rotate, save, then rotate, save, and it fixed.
Hrm, that's odd. This is a new issue for me.
>>5536512
>im not suicidal in the slightest anymore and i dont buy bullets for any of them so it doesnt really matter
Well I'm glad to hear you're feeling better nowadays. But why not buy bullets for them? Unless you're like me and just like to hold them and play with the bolt and stuff a bunch.
>my suicidal bouts only last for at most 30 minutes, but thankfully i haven't felt like that in ages
HRT seems to be helping me not feel like killing myself so far
>>5536525
>i didn't know that was a site!!
All the good /toy/soldiers know about that!
>how much do they cost usually
Gonna take a guess you're asking about the Nendoroids, which are usually $30~40 on average.

Hiiiiii how is everyone

>>5536539
Hi! I'm okay now that I'm kinda warmed up instead of an icicle. How are you?

>>5536531
alright mate dont start gassing

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>like oh my god totally
why does kayla type like a teenage girl?

A drone just flew outside my house and hovered over my window. Since I've never seen one in real life before I didn't realize what it was for a while so I opened the window and stared at it. It was stationary and the whole time and then it flew off.

To be entirely honest, no memes or sarcasm, I feel violated. It's absolutely disgusting how you can completely destroy someone's privacy right that AND IN THEIR OWN HOME. If I knew the name of the person operating it I'd fucking sue him.

>>5536537
Did you end up reinstalling anything yesterday when you thought steam was broke? Maybe the files pulled from one OS to the other weirdly if you didn't do a clean install or w/e.

morning, /mtfg/!
who /refusestodepressionposttoday/ here?

ive never worn makeup, makeup is gay but if u like it good for you. only time it sucks is when GIRLFRIENDS FUCKING SPEND 3 HOURS IN THE BATHROOM DOING THEIR FUCKING MAKE UP WHEN WE'RE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE. IM LOOKING AT YOU GEM REEEEE

>>5536537
>Unless you're like me and just like to hold them and play with the bolt and stuff a bunch.

ding ding ding ding ding ding
>>5536545
hey senpai... im sorry man i didnt mean to.
>>5536546
projection

>>5536532
shut the fuck up and make me some spag bol ya dumb cunt

>>5536546
Just trying to fit in.

>>5536552
It was my firewall, which is rather humiliating considering I did a system reset which deleted all my programs (but not files). It's working again at least, but now I need to re-install a bunch of stuff. With most things intact it shouldn't be too hard, and honestly I didn't need that many games installed anyway.
>>5536555
>ding ding ding ding ding ding
Where's that gif of /k/ like having an orgasm just touching a gun

>>5536546
she sounds like that too, here is a clip from a conversation with elanna https://clyp.it/3f054f0v

>>5536548
That is really shitty, I'm used to having windows or curtains most of the time cause of living in suburbia though. It shouldn't feel required though really.

>>5536556
>spag bol
marry me

>>5536555
bantz

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so im eating a tv dinner... theyre kinda cute honestly and i wanna collect em and eat em
questioning my taste desu

>>5536526
udk that yet...be wary ok...

>>5536531
;-;

>>5536532
idk abt that shes fukkin tougher than jerky
me on the other hand...well thats why i have my mom ok

>>5536534
hmm well hair will grow out, youll make diff style choices, youll finish electro!
i dont think youll always need makeup
just being a meme w the hashtag oops

>>5536537
whoaa thats a lot of money
kind of want to spend the same on american toys though
wish i had a tamagotchi or 5 actually...
i get the appeal fosho @_@ im like lowkey OP and wanna buy tamagotchis and lalaloopsies rofl

>>5536546
i type like a teenage boy...
ask me why

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>>5536548
Wow, whoever did that is a jerk, I would have grabbed my bb gun and annihilated it lol. Are you in a 2 story house or something?

>>5536562
Yeah I remember what it ended up being, but I wonder if

>I did a system reset which deleted all my programs (but not files)

ended up making it all think it was sideways. I just say cause soft reinstalling is what made all mine do that until fixed.

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>>5536555
Makeup is life
>>5536544
I'm ok, watching my friend play fallout @_@ I'm going to try to rope him into watching Moulin rouge with me today. I am definitely not going outside >.>

>>5536563
impressive desu

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>>5536562
briskboys WW@?

>>5536555
>trying to surprise my friend
>she's not wearing makeup because she wasn't planning on going out
>"ayy lets get weeb food"
>"let me do makeup first"
>10 years later
Yea never again

>>5536579
If I had a real gun again I am afraid I would use it on myself.

>On HRT & dutasteride
>No large amount of hair coming out in brush
>Still paranoid that I'm going bald

Can /pol/ hurry up with the day of the rope or whatever it's called so I can finally be done with this suffering.

>>5536579
raspberry tastes like cough medicine..i liked strawberry melon tho

also ((???????? whats that pic ????????))

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>>5536563
>your postop, you beat the game
tell me kayla does not seriously think this

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>>5536584
i dont understand how ive dated like 3 actual cisgirls and none of them were as fucking girly as gem is

gem says "im going to take a shower" its a fucking 3-4 hours i wont see her and she just stays in the bathroom doing makeup and girl things

its spooky man...
>>5536585
just dont buy bullets for it... not very hard. i dont use them for protection...
>>5536594
brisk, snub nosed 45. pistol in the far left but u cant see it cause its black, and 2 bongs

>tfw too sore to go on
life is suffering :(

>>5536602
scaryy
gonna .. gonna run cya

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>>5536612
hey frog.,..... ill miss u................................

>>5536602
>i dont use them for protection...
cringe

>>5536572
>whoaa thats a lot of money
Yeah, my collection has been a slow buildup over the years. I had a while where I had nothing to spend money on too so I just blew it on toys.

>>5536575
Which fallout? Don't go outside, it's cold! Really really cold why god is it so cold. I hope you can get him to cave in~.
>>5536579
I think I've had brisk like once in my life. Nice gun tho.
>>5536574
>ended up making it all think it was sideways
Nah, that was one of my attempts to resolve the issue. Steam wasn't working because my dad updated our firewall in my sleep without telling me and Steam got blocked.

>>5536585
Yeah I don't think I'd be able to resist using a gun on you either

>>5536624
rood

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>>5536618
i took a fucking tons of pics with me holding my two handguns and photoshopped them to look like i was a crazy person and i think they're really funny but im too scared of posting them on the internet incase i get arrested for terrorism

tfw :(

brisk is basically the best drink in existance... u NEED to try it

arizon iced out boys aint got nothing on brisk boys... sorry yung lean it just aint yo time...

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>mfw I've sold all my guns

my 9mm
my 45
my AR15
my 22
:( guns are funs

>>5536616
; _ ;
not as much as ive missed hiding under my covers..
>>5536618
@ _ @ i see

>>5536591
It's almost certainly nothing. Most healthy people lose between 40-100 hairs a day, its all just coming out in your brush.

And the day of le maymay is never gonna happen so you'd best get used to it.

>>5536563
She kinda sounds like edie.

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>>5536630
instead of selling ur guns for quickca$h use the guns in fun and creative ways to get more money than they're even worth!

u'll think of something

Why won't Pookie post her soles

>>5536630
It's better off this way, guns are for violent males and are a symbol of toxic masculinity.

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>>5536628
I took some kinda suggestive pics with an airshit PPSH-41 I have, looks more like someone from /k/ got slutty than a terrorist
>brisk is basically the best drink in existance... u NEED to try it
Well if I see it around I'll give it a try then~
>>5536630
Why would you do thaaaaaaaat
>>5536633
>@ _ @ i see
It's real ez to get them though, just go to somewhere like AmiAmi, HLJ, or Mandarake and you'll find some pretty nice deals/prices on them.
>>5536648
And are also gonna be my best defense because I'm weak as fuck.

>>5536643
>ayyyy lmao
Is the Sikh going to revive Frieza or something?

>>5536651
>tfw the muslim horde are taking over europe and i have to bend over and take it up the ass

>>5536651
B/c I'm a poor lazy unemployed butthole
Its paid for HRT and food for a long while though!

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>>5536662
I'm sure Muhammed will treat you nicely. I don't have a rape fetish though, as soon as I'm old enough to CC I'm gonna keep something in my purse just in case.
>tfw probably too ugly for that anyway
>>5536666
>Its paid for HRT and food for a long while though!
Reasonable enough! I'm saving most of my money for HRT and such. I really wanna splurge on something stupid but I don't know when I'll have a job again and I need to cover my mones.

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>>5536651
yeahh!! sounds like you took your time with the collection and know what youre doing

Is yume a terrorist?

wtf is wrong with kayla lol?

>>5536671
stupid racist redneck, you should not own guns.

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>>5536651
send those to my private line... i need them thanks
>>5536662
or you could join a nationalist party and participate in the anti-refugee riots happening all over europe

go punch out a muhammaden today

>>5536684
little bit..

>>5536571
>marry me
I don't know. You gotta a mouth on yous.
Girls should be seen not heard.

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>>5536676
I've been a little autistic toy collector since I was a kid. Lots of experience buying things and putting them on shelves!! I should go work on my display later, it's kinda dusty and needs to be organized.
>>5536684
Yes miss NSA
>>5536688
YER'LL NEVER TAKE MUH GUNS
>>5536689
>send those to my private line...
No can do, Kiwi has exclusive access to that sorta stuff now~

>>5536687
trip on kayla, nice try

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>>5536704
cucked again!

The autism is strong with this thread today

>>5536699
wtf no im hella shy :_:

>>5536708
fuck you

>>5536731
Nice try anon pretending to be kayla pretending to be anon.

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Get ffs they said
It'll help they said

>>5536735
Hi kayla

>>5536736
Be quiet Whingie.

>>5536730
How can you be hella shy, you work in retail?

>>5536749
Fuck off kayla

>>5536709
Nice gentlewomen like yourself always lose :(((
>>5536720
You're welcome

is kayla losing it lol?

>>5536757
>truth = whining
Good to know that the delusion is strong in you

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>>5536684
Almost every single time she plays an fps she shouts allahu ackbar into the mic

it's kind of adorable desu

>>5536763
Stop projecting in 3D Surround and go for a walk.

>>5536765
I still like your pics gem, they are always cute

>>5536768
>please ignore reality
Shiggy

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brb guys.. i gotta file my taxes

>>5536760
luckily for me thats not actually true

im alpha as fuck >:)
>>5536765
no thats only when i play insurgency and when im playing on the insurgent side
>>5536684
im an eco-terorrist i work for green peace

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>tfw too lazy to make food so you drink coffee instead
H O N L I F E

>>5536760
Get out david, haven't you caused enough trouble?

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>>5536772
Go!

>>5536780
I just had some pork and veggies. After that a bag of chips washed with coke.

>>5536780
it will help you be thin anyway

>>5536782
Dakota is at work you dum dum
>>5536775
>brb guys.. i gotta file my taxes
I should do that.
>luckily for me thats not actually true
>im alpha as fuck >:)
Lying is not allowed!
>>5536780
If you can go make coffee you can go make food too!

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>>5536785
>pork
absolutely disgusting tbhon.
>>5536789
Making food means dishes and cooking
no thx

>>5536785
Why?
Better to talk about reality than some bullshit fantasy stuff

>>5536757
yeah i do, it still doesnt prevent me from spilling my spaghetti sometimes

>>5536765
i got overwatch banned for a month on cs for blocking team-mates and playing muslim music and allahu ackbar chants down my mic

>>5536790
>Making food means dishes and cooking
no thx
Get yourself a cute hon and have her make food for you
>>5536793
>blocking team-mates and playing muslim music and allahu ackbar chants down my mi
I hope you stayed with the bomb until you got rewarded with your virgins.

>>5536793
>spilling my spaghetti sometimes
That's cute when girls do it.

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>>5536802
Remy was rewarded with Virgins.
Herself.

>>5536793
wanna use one of my 100 accounts with cs on it?

there's a price tho

>>5536790
Kill yourself

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>>5536769
thanks again

I'm glad someone likes them instead of just finding them cancerous

>>5536775
>file my taxes
;)

>>5536793
>getting banned
git gud

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>>5536802
>tfw not pretty enough to have an ugly friend who cleans and does dishes at your place just so she can keep being your friend
>>5536816
>forgot your hrt again

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>>5536808
Oh shnap

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>>5536817
they are pretty fucking cancerous though..

>>5536818
I never forget.

http://exhentai.org/s/63610994b1/893683-30
If a child nurses at a trannies chest, does that make it a faggot child?

>>5536827
Maybe your dosage is too low?
This t-rage isn't good for you hon.

>>5536831
it makes them a girly girl, regardless of sex

>>5536802
of course, the will of Allah commanded it

>>5536807
.///.

>>5536808
i wish senpai

>>5536813
im unbanned now, this was like november last year and besides you probably want lewd stuff :_:

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>>5536818
>tfw kiwi wants to take care of all that for me so I can get away with being lazy

>>5536825
Nah they're cute

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>>5536835
hmmmmmm

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>>5536648
Self defense is toxic masculinity.
True femininity is ultimate submission to everyone. If I resist a man who wants to hurt or fuck me I am being masculine myself.
Nice idea, Ill take the gun though.

>>5536699
The ideal woman shuts up and does what she's told, right?
I bet you're a reifag.

>>5536780
>tfw too lazy to make food so you go out to breakfeast with your bf

>>5536818
A real woman does her own dishes and those of others., its a sacred duty. Like doing the laundry.

>>5536831
If you find yourself attracted to a tranny, does it make you a faggot?

Tfw you hope your ffs surgeon dies :)

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>>5536838
dont you fucking backtalk me

>>5536843
Literally who are you?

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>>5536825
o-okay

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>>5536845
ive been posting here since lgbt was made

i should ask u the same question lmfao

its cute though... that you're trying to LITERALLY WHO me
>>5536846
see? she knows her place

>>5536827
>>5536832
>>5536816
>>5536818

Can you two just kiss already

>>5536840
>If you find yourself attracted to a tranny, does it make you a faggot?
well duh.

>>5536840
Shut up Soap.

>>5536852
You sound pretty triggered there sir

>>5536858
It's not gay if the balls aren't touching.

>>5536852
I just don't recognize you.

>>5536846
I want a paridot :(

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>>5536863
Stop bully posting fgt

>>5536864
orchis cure gayness?

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ok but which one of yall playin and did this?

>>5536872
>tfw will never rub empty scrotums together with kayla

>tfw another day another dilate

Don't let them take your tinklers girls, it's not worth dilating every day forever.

>>5536870
It's not bullying

>>5536873
LOL
O
L

>>5536872
>>5536874
>>5536882
Let's change the subject puh-lease.

>>5536882
something something envious crying
seriously, don't complain about srs to someone who will never afford it

>>5536890
>paying for srs

What a fucking pleb

>>5536890
You know there are other people in this thread right not just you

>>5536895
>getting a third rate välfärd vagina instead of a suporn one

reminder that if your gt is 4" or bigger you're a fetishist and should kill yourself.

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>>5536890
Why do you stay here when nobody likes you?

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>mfw this thread is currently full of anime posting tripfags

>>5536904
It's smaller than 4" if I'm not erect, is that good enough? ;_;

>>5536903
suporn is a meme, bowers and her new team is actually looking better and better, especially since its only a 4 hour drive and maybe I can get state insurance to cover it. The only gripe with bowers is over looks but the function I heard is much better, and labiaplasty is always a thing and its only 3 grand.

Maybe dr z with have a heart attack :)

>>5536890
maybe you could afford srs if you got a job instead of deciding to shitpost on imageboards for at least the last 5 years.

>>5536906
>facebook tier cute animal gif
Kill yourself normie

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>>5536572
>i type like a teenage boy...
why...

>>5536873
btfo

>>5536904
; __ ;

>>5536911
This

>>5536905
Because where else can I talk to trannies who won't ban me for using curse words?

>>5536904
3.5" gt reporting in

>>5536839
dont you dare

How many of you "girls" still have a male voice or voices inside your head?

>>5536919
7 inches of femininity reporting in

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>>5536904
Well, fuck. How do I stop being a fetishist then?

>>5536904
> Tfw 5' gt master race

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>>5536923

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>>5536913
cause im a teenage boy...
>>5536922
male voice in reality

>>5536922
well I have lots of >voices in my head
schizophrenia senpai

Why do most of you have short hair?
Aren't you trans enough to were you'd at least have grown out your hair before hrt

>>5536910
Should have went to spiegel

>>5536911
I am working on it, I have an interview tomorrow and I have been applying all day, this after my parents told me to "suck it up and grow up" last night.

>>5536906
Dogs are shit tier, trust me I have one.

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>>5536904
Small cocks are cute and a privilege for passing purproses.

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>>5536922
My head voice is in english and no gender I think.

>tfw actually swedish
fug

>>5536904
>tfw barely 2 inches
Its gonna keep shrinking to nothing rite

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>>5536936
repression senpai

>>5536934
m-me too .......
I'm 13 btw ....

>>5536937
i still can't believe you put off transitioning and didn't get surgery money saved up while you had that male privilege

>>5536937
>Spiegel
>Aggressive

>>5536922
my inner voice has always been higher in my mind for some reason. while i was suppressed i just assumed my inner voice was childish? immature?
now that you point it out, it's something that i was quite ashamed of. whenever i noticed it, it just reinforced this idea in my head that i was failing in my duty to be a man.
but at the same time i hate hearing my deep, dopey man voice in recordings.

>>5536946
what shoe size are you pookie? will you post your soles?

>>5536943
I want to beat you to death

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>>5536936
I always buzz cut my hair before I knew I was trans but then when I started growing it out I liked in. Been growing this hair for about 3 and a half years now without any major cuts.

>>5536934
Male.

>>5536935
Schizophrenia only happens in males. Not surprised

>>5536943
Male.

>>5536937
If I had $55k i would've of

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>>5536858
Then everywhere I go, the vast majority of men are faggots.

>>5536861
...O-ok.

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>>5536936
my hairs not short tho
>>5536946
thats younger than me
come here squirt <3

>>5536936
I didn't like long hair and cut it all off. Much prefer being a girl with short hair.

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>>5536936
I've had long hair since 14. Still want them to grow longer than they are now. They are just past my boobs but I am aiming for butt length.

>>5536941
>tfw 2 inches flaccid so easy tuck

>>5536916
Im going to be completely honest with you here.
The whining about not having money can stop. We see you buy shit all the time. Be it wood and shit for an entertainment center or parts for an N64 controller. Crying that you have no money to afford laser when you can afford this other shit is retarded.
Acting like you're the only person in the world that matters and everyone should cater to you is also bullshit. People are allowed to have srs and bitch. There's things that arent so pleasant about that either.
Last, you pass just fine. Quit complaining because there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that are worse off than you are. So stop being such a brat.

>>5536958
You should get a buzcut again

>>5536959
ik...dont gotta tell me

>>5536947
I never had male privilege besides the fact I didn't have to worry about guys trying to grope me.

>>5536922
My head voice sounds like my old guy voice and my speaking voice is a hybrid of my old guy voice and a gay voice.

>>5536966
> Tfw 1 inch flaccid so don't even need to tuck.

>>5536922
I need to start working on my voice, and well everything because transition just started. My voice in my head is kind of genderless, usually leaning feminine.

>>5536961
>Then everywhere I go, the vast majority of men are faggots.
turbofaggots desu

>>5536954
I remember hearing my voice for the first time. I got so embarrassed. I hated it. Not that I wanted it to be girly but I just hated it.

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>>5536956
Just try it bro.

>>5536968
I hate this when people think passing is all that matters

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>>5536966
Nice, I'm jelly. Can't wait for my tumor to atrophy after I get my orchi.

>>5536863
i am.....


i dont like my birth right being joked about

>>5536936
my last haircut was no more than 2 months before i started hrt.
what, you don't think i was going to sit around putting hrt off when i recognised my long term depression and shit tier sexual interest were because of repressed dysphoria, did you?

>>5536980
It really isnt. There's so much more. It's actually starting to make me mad that people think it is.

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>>5536973
>tfw so small it keeps coming out when try to tuck

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>>5536959
>Schizophrenia only happens in males.
nah the onset just happens later in females

>>5536962
<3 ~ <3 no bully thnx ..

>>5536972
>I never had male privilege
oh no pls

>>5536984
yumemememememmememe

>>5536946
>>5536958
I repressed for a long time but still felt off if my hair was short, like I wasn't me, just different people I guess
>>5536962
How long
>>5536963
A gee pee, if you can pull it off though go for it
>>5536965
Long hair master race, mines a bit longer than yours, but I want mine butt length in the end too

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>>5536936
>>5536922
This is some pretty creative bait. My hair is short though because I caved in to family and got it cut. I thought i'd be in the USAF right now anyway so it wouldn't matter. And then I decided it was time to stop running and I'm growing it out. I would love to pull off a short hairstyle though, I think they're adorable, but I'll do what looks best and passes best.

How would you kill kayla if you got the chance, /mtfg/?

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>>5536993
hey pooks... what it do

just got back from a long day at the office.... filing my taxes

hbu?

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>>5536993
lil bit of bully..

>>5536936
Parents made me shave my head a year ago. My hair grows super slow.

>>5536960
All you needed was a brow bossing done you dumb ass.

>>5536968
.... well to be honest its mom that buys me that stuff yet she won't give me money for more expensive things like ffs or srs. Also nice subtle hugbox telling me I pass.

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>>5536993
>nah the onset just happens later in females

Someone's delusional.

It's both of us probably

>>5537002
pity

>>5536979
Let's just cuddle then

>>5536999
umm goes all the way down my neck

>>5537002
I would fuck her to death

>>5536972
>I never had male privilege
I'm no feminist. Fuck I hate feminism desu, but at least I acknowledge that there are some privileges of being/presenting as male.
I just wished cis females would check their privileges too... and I wish trans women would cut that transfeminist bullshit sucking up to a group that tolerates the inclusion of self-entitled. bigoted cis TERFs

>>5537006
Look Kayla, I dont hate you. But it drives me insane that you complain about things. You REALLY do pass just fine. And if that's really you that I heard in the clip up there. Bravo. Your voice passes fine too.But for real. You need to be positive and try to help yourself. Because nobody else is going to do it for you.

>>5537002
crack her in the jaw with a truck

>>5537012
Don't pretend to be me you fucking donkey

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>>5536999
>but I want mine butt length in the end too
My gf's sister has a friend who looks almost identical to the girl pictured but with jet black hair that reaches down her bum.

She's pretty damn gorgeous with it. It's where I got the idea to get it that along tb-h.

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>>5537012
HONestly I think bully anon needs a hug.

>>5537002
Not giving her attention

>>5537006
>square jaw/chin and long philtrum are fine

You really are fucking dumb

>>5537020
>You need to be positive and try to help yourself. Because nobody else is going to do it for you.
If I learned anything from the past few days its that. I am all alone in this and I have to fight for money, I just don't like how hard it is to get cash.

>>5537016
>but at least I acknowledge that there are some privileges of being/presenting as male.
I only thought of one, not having to worry about being raped. Now I get guys following me sometimes when I am out, usually they are black. It sucks my clinic is in fucking south central LA, I am the only white person out there and holy shit i am a target for being mugged.

>>5536986
That's why you laugh at ugly trans women who think they pass

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>>5536936
I had it long, but I went for a trim and I sorta didn't speak up. I ended up with a Hitler youth desu.

>>5536866
I wish I had a peridot irl

or olivine actually, olivine looks nice

>>5537002
I would kill her in goldeneye desu

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>>5536965
My parents wouldn't let me grow out my hair, it was super gay.

>>5536968
She feeds off your hatred. Negative attention is still attention.

>>5536972
You did experience male privilege, the only I can imagine that you would say something to the contrary is to bait replies. Which you got, so congratulations.

>>5536975
Pretty much every man I interact with then. Except the gay ones.

>>5537001
Bait? I can understand if you got forced into it because of family/army but if you walked around with a buzz cut or whatever and liked it without a second thought that's a pretty iffy thing in terms of actual dysphoria and not just being agp

>>5536873
holy shit anna get destroyed

>>5537030
what would happen to him if he didn't get attention?

>>5537043
Not hating. Just being honest.

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>>5536999
I had shoulder length hair and bangs when I was in elementary school idk @____@

>>5537002
I wouldn't kill her I'd just try to be her friend and make her happy

>>5537005
uhmm I'm ok with this desu .....

>>5537003
I saw ur post earlier and asked my mom how to file taxes
and she doesn't even know
so
teach me ok ??

>>5537007
I read the first paragraph of an unverified medical journal so I think I know exactly what I'm talking about okay?

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Kyler Comedy Hour is entertaining and all but this has dragged on for more than an hour.

>>5537023
The piercings kind of ruin it.

>>5537038
>I only thought of one, not having to worry about being raped.
I... admit I can't really refute you from experience while I'm still in boymode. As soon as I'm able to present fulltime I guess I will find out how short-changed I have been all of my life.

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>>5537044
>Bait?
Yes, you phrased both those questions in a way to challenge us being trans. You were baiting for replies so you could post >>5536959 . It's obvious and don't bother pretending you were being genuine.
>I can understand if you got forced into it because of family/army but if you walked around with a buzz cut or whatever and liked it without a second thought that's a pretty iffy thing in terms of actual dysphoria and not just being agp
Re-read this sentence and tell me this isn't you baiting me into getting mad. You want to suggest I'm not trans but put on the illusion you're just asking innocent questions. You're better than the usual trolls, but it's still fucking obvious.

>>5537043
>You did experience male privilege
the fuck I did, unless you mean...
>the privilege to have cactus hair come out of my chin non stop
>the privilege of being a living piece of lifting equipment
>the privilege of being treated like a threat by everyone smaller than me
>the privilege of having to be told to man up every time things got hard
>the privilege of being made fun of if I ever showed emotions
oh yeah I had such privilege

>>5537049
Idk probs sperg out for a bit then die

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>>5537056
>not being into qt pierced girls

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>>5537072
I don't see the appeal of unusual piercings and they make me kinda wince when I see them because I imagine they hurt

>>5537072
Who is that hon you keep spamming?

>>5537023
Uu I'm jealous, mines not jet black but hopefully it'll look really nice once it's that long
>>5537040
I had something similar happen to me, I went for a trim like 2 years ago and she look off like 3 or 4 inches, set me back so much and scared me from going to get haircuts

>>5537002
Probably drown her that way I don't have to hear her complaining about how she's not dying like a girl.

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>>5537053
look i hate to break it to you... but i wasnt really filing my taxes

>>5537078
Is that even supposed to be a tranny? I thought that was just a homo.

http://www.obsev.com/entertainment/25-most-arresting-jawlines-hollywood.html

These cis girls should transition to male.
Those jawlines are awfully masculine

>>5537025
Not from you though that's for sure

>>5537080
oh god I want my nipples pierced so bad

>>5537072
>red nails with that outfit

>>5537063
I didn't make both of those posts nor did I ask the post I did in an attempt to bait, not everyone on here is autotrollong

>>5537084
u lied to me

>>5537084
Well......
alright.....

>>5537097
ikr
what gaym are we playing

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>>5537097
im sorry caboose how can i make it up 2 u

>>5537101
buy me a doll

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>TFW you will never torture ad's feet like this and force her to resist laughing or else

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>>5537086
>tfw horribly manly jaw

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>>5537096
I don't get why you're still pretending here. You made multiple assumptions so you could jump to the conclusion I'm agp to get some (You)s out of me.

>>5537102
but I'm right here .....

>>5537109
>iktf

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>>5537104
gr8 image
>>5537109
please

>>5537043
Iktf the only time I was able to grow it out was highschool since my ass of a dad was overseas for awhile

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>>5536922
>not having a voice that sounds like Philip Best

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>>5537072
>le gook cartoon girl
Point taken.

>>5537078
It's a male model. Get used to seeing him, he'll get posted a whole lot more.

>>5537080
Nipple piercings are not my thing.

>>5537091
Fashion tastes from Kayla:

boots are fedoras for legs, all stars are for teenage boys and pretty much anything other than my own 50s dressup pseudo-female projections.

>>5537104
Fucking footfags.

>>5537119
first reply was meant for >>5537077

fail

>>5537114
have u tickled pookie's feet b4

>>5537127
yes

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>>5537109
Iktf

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>>5537089
Don't lie.

>>5537119
I just said boots are masculine and so are sneakers. No one has ever misgenderd me in high heels.

>>5537128
will u tickle my feet

>>5537104
ew

>be me
>post-op
>put on sexy lingerie
>underwear pulled up without needing to tuck
>vulva sits snugly inside creating a mild camel toe
>clitoris and labia start to feel engorged
>tfw agp

>>5537109
is there something I am missing? I thought the jaw being rounded like that in the back was feminine?

>>5537110
Uh I mean I was actually just genuinely curious if people were okay with their short manly haircuts growing up and didn't feel dysphoric from them but sure keep posting that bait fish I guess

>>5537132
No one misgenders me in hiking boots because I don't need to hide between 1950s housewife fashion to pass.

>>5537140
It is
My jawline isn't and I got ffs

>>5537140
Kayla just wants attention thats why

>>5537138
But those terms apply to real vaginas.

>>5537138
trip on elanna

>>5537134
tickling people is actually really fun l-lol
used to tickle this one kid in elementary school
then almost all my friends in high school
um

probably lol

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>>5537142
>I don't need to hide between 1950s housewife fashion to pass
>implying heels are old fashioned
>wearing hiking boots when your not hiking
what a fag

>>5537128
uhmm

>>5537138
reeeee

>>5537134
no only me thnx

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>>5537132
>boots are masculine and so are sneakers

You are of course aware that most women have boots and all stars in their wardrobe?
So pretty much what this anon has said
>>5537142

>>5537138
hot
>tfw you will never get into anon's pants or turned on by her sexy lingerie

>>5537154
This is the worst post I've ever seen on this website.

>>5537104
Um..

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>>5537141
How about not make a bunch of assumptions and challenge how "trans" someone is if you have a genuine curiosity next time?
I didn't go for a buzzcut. I didn't like it. I never like getting my hair cut. It always causes me dysphoria having it short. Even when I was repressing and trying to make me being trans go away, I could never escape how much I hated having short hair. While I was hoping the military would fix me, I was dreading having it all shaved off and keeping a short haircut for years.

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>>5537109
>them lips
>that prognathism

>>5537104
ad is mine so you can frick off

>>5537157
I'm honored

when will kayla realize hes not trans?

>>5537155
Womens boots on me look horrible because of my giant shoe size, duh. If anyone wants to wear boots good for them but one I look bad in them and two, I don't live in the arctic.

>>5537181
Hell detransition again and buy a motorcycle in a year or so

>>5537181
when he gets srs and immediately regrets it

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>>5537181
When I realise I'm not trans

>>5537187
why would he get srs when he loves showing off his huge cock?

>>5537157
Lol

>>5537192
Hell ask for a big clit

>>5537195
You are not far off sweet cheeks.

>>5537186
I never detransitioned before.

>>5537187
Why would I regret srs? I hate my peen and am envious of taco havers.

>>5537184
Boots are better at obfuscating giant feet than flats and other types of women's shoes.

>>5537201
So what'll you call yourself after srs since you can't be miss cock anymore?

>>5537203
wearing boots in southern california is unheard of unless you are a construction worker

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>>5537207

>>5537207
Miss Taco Haver