Gaygen: Sexual Experiences Edition

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>>5535969
>we met on 4chan
oh god it's worse than I thought. your relationship is doomed and you're really fucking weird sexually.

I sit on my hand for half an hour and use a makeshift tourniquet around it afterwards to jack myself off to get the feeling that someone else is doing it.

>>5535976
where is the fatguy in that pic? there was a third person

>>5535979
giving yourself a stranger. I never done that I thought it was all too weird, plus I hate the tingly falling asleep hand feeling, more annoying than anything

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>tfw handholdless virgin

:(
do you think people can change?

reposting
>tfw match with top tier qt
>uses xD

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>>5535980
Way too fat for my taste. So I omitted him.

>>5535980
he was shopped out. no fat white betas with small dicks allowed.

>>5535982
it gives me the sensation of being alive.

>>5535985
same. and no. it was all decided long before we were even born.

>>5535985
depends post face pic, let me be the judge of how fuckable you are

>>5535985
>tfw handholdless virgin
me too, let's get together

>can get any dude I want
>Can get any girl I want
>Can never get a trans gf because they pretend to like men but they really aren't

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>>5535992
>le discretly coming in face

>>5535992

no thx

>>5535998

okay this time you actually made me laugh

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>>5535991
>sensation of being alive
Future cutter right here.

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>>5535998
omg he's so ugly who ever it is please stop posting him. I'm trying to eat here.

>>5536002
been there done that, but that was almost 20 years ago.

>>5535999
Did I change your mind about posting your pic?

>>5536004
Right now yeah, but people say I can easily be a 7/10 so I feel pretty good about it

>>5535968
>gaygen
>sex
Hahahaha

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>>5536008
>can be
doesn't make it so

>>5536006
20 years ago I was 2 years old

>>5535992

Would you accept a butt pic?

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>>5536011
you mad?

>>5536012
gay dead

>>5536017
sure why not, not like I care either way

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>>5536019
And I-I am still a virgin.

>>5535968
A year and a few days ago was the last time I had sex
But that might change by the weekend

>>5536012
I was 13.

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>>5536024
>But that might change by the weekend
NNNOOOOOOOO!

I want you. ;_;

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>>5535985
Fellow handholdless virgin reporting in.

>never attracted to anyone
>thought my dick was broken
>meet guy
>holy shit he's nice even to humorless dicks like me
>hangs out with me even though I'm a sperglord
>oh no he's so cute what a great smile wow holy shit
>he likes my drawings
>oh no I like him
>suddenly full on faggotry
>0 to 100
>pine away from sidelines

Suicide when

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>>5536025
33 and still on 4chan, JESUS!

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>mfw handhold less kiss-less virgin

>>5536021
>and ur posting that pic

i have some bad news for you bro.

>>5536027
>>5536030
Today was the first time that I received a heart smiley on facebook so I've got that going for me at least.

>>5536028
How old are you, and why are you here? My life was already over when I started hanging out here 9 years ago so I should be the one being here. How about you, feel like wasting your youth here?

>>5536027
stop being a self-centered rich boy mooching off your parents money maybe then you will have a decent relationship with a guy

also, your drawings suck, just stop

>>5536034
A what?

>>5536032
What is it?

>>5536038
Heart emoticon like <3
i think nobody really sent me one before :(

>>5536040
its time to kill yourself.

>>5536041
I've never been sent one.

>>5536042
I never even got laid, I can't off myself now.

>>5536026
I'll just stay in and play bloodborne then :3

>>5536024
You could always invite me down from the north, Irishanon <3

>>5536041
>tfw <3 is now replaced with an emoji

How sad.

>>5535968
>tfw i feel like i don't have enough sexual experiences but have already found a guy i'd like to settle down with

>>5536049
Your welcome any time esp in February. I'm off for 2 weeks in February

>>5536056
Maybe we could spend those 2 weeks together, babe <3

>>5536056
but you are ugly

>>5536034
Nice going. That guy I mentioned called me cute the other day. Maybe there's hope for both of us.

>>5536037
>tfw you have a single mom

>also, your drawings suck, just stop
Probably.

>>5536058
Maybe we could
>>5536059
For you
>Bane.gif

>>5536060
>called me cute
that doesn't mean anything most of the time

>>5536065
I'd give you enough in those 2 weeks that you'd never need it again

What are /gg/'s favorite gay movies? Mine is Maurice

>>5536060
there is no hope. only death.

>>5536072
let the right one in

>>5536071
Id like to see you do that
>>5536072
Either Frank or blue ruin

>>5536072
>gay movies
Define that

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>>5536072
>gay movies
Fuck off

I had a dream about you guys c:

>>5536067
Yeah, I figured it was probably platonic. I'm not at all like the last guy he dated.

>>5536082
Frank is a gay movie?

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>>5536081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOKI8UjYMOo

>>5536082
I love to show you

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>>5536072
>musical
What's more gayer than that? And it's my favourite "My Fair Lady" for those who don't want to watch the whole movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvUk2IUygvk

>>5536087
Sorry skipped over gay, thought he just said movies
In that case pride I guess
>>5536089
Well ... what are you waiting for?

>>5536095
I'm nervous

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>>5536072
not really a 'lgbt' movie but kill your darlings
>tfw no jack kerouac bf

>>5536099
the one beat poet that wasn't gay is also the cutest one.

>>5536095
Btw Irish, are you loosing weight right now?

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>>5536094
omg I just noticed it's in Spanish! LMAO

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>>5536108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2TH8jOxVoM
english and better quility for those who want to watch it.

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rate me

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>>5536112
/lgbt/ rule #2

Hookup and "rate me"/camwhore threads belong on /soc/.

>tfw want qt bf to cuddle and stuff
>tfw just have no real desire to meet anyone, no desire to have casual sex, dont feel ready but dont know why

Does anyone else even understand this feel

>>5536112
3/10

>>5536112
190cm/10

>>5536105
ginsberg and burroughs were pretty cute when they were young, but both aged like milk

>>5536098
Ahh bless
>>5536107
Trying my best, should have soda and chocolate pretty much gone by the end of the month along with exercising and eating less

>>5536118
me too, I guess we both want it easy and uncomplicated?

I don't really want to date, just hang out.

>>5536116
It's a "meme" from /Brit/ on /int/

I just had a dream last night that I was going to bottom with a random guy I've sparked a relationship with. Then his mom came into his room and told him off, so nothing progressed from there.

At least in my dreams I'm not a kissless virgin i_i

>>5536082
>blue ruin
watched this film on new year's, ran a bit long but enjoyed it

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>>5536125
Cum ages gays quickly, fact

>>5536021
>virgin
how cute

>>5536138
thank god for this dry spell

>>5536126
I still love you, Irishanon <3

>>5536132
I'm a handholdless, kiss less virgin that never had a sex dream even.

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>>5536099
he was quite handsome

>>5536146
>that never had a sex dream even
RIP brain

try to not masturbate for 2 weeks and you should get lewd dreams

if not then you are asexual

>>5536135
I think it was incredible, very atmospheric and down to earth
>>5536142
Y-y-you too

>>5536129
I guess, i just want a qt who likes me to come out of nowhere, like i want a bf but meeting people seems intimidating and pointless

>>5536146
>never had a sex dream even.
bullshit and you know it

>>5536146
Same. Absolutely desperate for dick

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Will you look better than Prince William when you're 33?

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>>5536148
Dat strong jaw

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>>5536138
with burroughs it may have had something to do with the copious amounts of heroin and benzos he did all his life

kind of a wonder he made it to 83

>>5536146
last sex dream i had was maybe 4, 5 years ago when i was like 15, i made out with a trap

but i also barely ever dream so there's that

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>>5536159
GEEEZ
I hope so

>>5536156
nope, not bullshit.

>>5536152
I once just forgot and didnt jerk off for like 7 weeks and i'm definitely not asexual. I want to sex pretty men

>>5536159
yea

>>5536153
>Y-y-you too
Be my fenian bf <3

>>5536105
im pretty sure he was bisexual if primarily only interested in woman
it was hinted in the film that kerouac had a relationship with lucien carr tho im not sure if that is entirely accurate but he did fuck gore vidal at least once
>>5536112
999999999/10 get in my bed

>>5536152
last time I tried nofap for 100 days and nothing changed then I couldn't continue anymore, I'm not too worried about it.

>>5536138
>Cum ages gays quickly, fact
I am proof that it is TIME that ages gays quickly NOT cum.

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>>5536176
it's a joke tripple-b-daddy

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Does this actually happen?

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>>5536159
I hope not.

Seriously though Prince William is filthy rich. He has all the money of the british monarchy and he can't even fix his hairloss? this has to be a joke because there are so many different treatments for hairloss out there if you're rich enough to pay for them that is.

>>5536086
so he's gay too?

>>5536200
no lol

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Feels good
pictriev.com

>>5536200
>white boys
>black masters
Why do niggers think they're even intelligent

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>>5536200
Über driver app company is now a gay sex app? Jesus Christ theres tons of gay sex apps why the fuck is a driver app infiltrated.

I don't even care how you look

Put on a military costume and a gas mask, and I'll suck your dick

>>5536200
That seems retarded,

>>5536231
Irishanon <3

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>>5536216
O-oh...

Ouch... My pride...

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>>5536216

>>5536250
I bet you are super cute.

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>>5536250

>>5536250
Well, the site said I'm 14 years old but at least I don't look that feminine.
Post a pic of you, tranny.

>>5536253
>Drake
hahah yep, the white version of Drake

>>5536261
>>5536263
You guys suck

>tranny
Fuck off

>>5536273
nice argument

>>5536280
not an argument

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>>5536216
ha ha ha
:')

>>5536204
Yeah.

>hanging out together at restaurant
>slim, athletic guy comes up
>well-groomed and clean cut like he is
>talks to him like he's being friendly, but there's this catty undercurrent to whatever he says
>leaves
>awkward
>he awkwardly explains that was his ex boyfriend
>O-oh. I didn't know you had a--oh um. Cool.
>good one you fucking faggot
>awkwardness passes
>resume hanging out as usual
>realize this would have probably been a good time to mention I like dicks

>skellymode with a bad case of bitchy resting face, anyway

>>5536289
just fuck off if you arent going to post a proof of your face

>>5536280
Nothing else to say, i like being a man, i dont like trannys

>>5536216
>Upload pic with full beard
>68% Feminine.

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>>5536239
<3
>>5536253
>>5536294
I got Liam hemsworth, b.j Novak, zac efron eat a dick. But it said I am 24

If you want to check
I used this pic

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>>5536273
I'm laughing at the website results. You need to stop taking things so personally or seriously.

>>5536313
how tall are you

>>5536298
I'm not retarded, you guys are bitchy, i don't need the insults

>>5536313
Irish is cute tbqh

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Are gays from the midwest cool?

>>5536313
i am cuter than you are

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>>5536311
>68%
maybe you're a bottom bitch deep inside

>>5536313
Holy shit you're hot <3

>>5536311
>tfw I got 99 masc
Eat it
>>5536321
Around 5'8
>>5536324
Ikr
>>5536331
Prove it , I'd like to see it

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>>5536329
They're mostly either curlbro farmboys, chubby fatties, or they are bears.

come on leftists where are my unfair advantages for being gay

>>5536313
sxc fenian bastard my bp is very wet rn t b h

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>>5536294
i tried again i don't understand!!!

>>5536336
>Prove it , I'd like to see it
I'm a bit hesitant

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>>5536216
I can go from 100% masculine and 50 years old to 14 years old and ~66% feminine.

Also pictriev apparently thinks I am still a twink, Twink can't be ugly though. ;_;

>>5536313
I like how you look now, potato.

>>5536355
Just do it faggot

>>5536335
Shut up baby I know it
>bender.gif
>>5536346
Aww bless
>>5536355
Well we'll never know then
>>5536367
Thanks bae

>>5536332
>>5536336
I forgot It told me I'm 40 too.
>tfw secretly a middle aged woman

>>5536337
In the rural parts at least.

>>5536355
Do it bb.

>>5536313
do you shave your butt

>>5536375
>>5536367
>>5536346
>>5536239
>>5536324
>>5536335
My ego is rock hard rn tbqh

>>5536390
So is my dick for you but I'm not mentioning it

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lel

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>>5536375
Even in the cities you get a mix of femboi old men and chubby bears. It's very rare to find a muscle bear or a guy who isn't a total retard grown up on a farm in the midwest united states

>>5536392
You just did + I just liked the joke desu
>>5536388
I'm a top, why would I?

I called out from work today because i wanted to sleep in.
wouldn't have done it if my bosses didn't suck

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JUST

FUCK

MY

SHIT

UP

SENPAI
A
M

>>5536405
>I'm a top, why would I?
Irish please, I am going to pop your potato.

(I just made a joke by replacing pop your cherry with potato)

>>5536405
so what you're telling me, it's like a lawn down there?

because I'd like to mow it ;)

>>5536390
probably the qtst trip in gg
t b h

>>5536409
Judging from the results, I want you.

>>5536405
I want to suck your dick, babe <3

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>>5536349
I tried mine again...

At least i'm more masculine now, i guess...

>15 years old
>all female lookalikes except 1

J u s t
U
S
T

>>5536410
You can try bby
>>5536411
You dirt bird
I love it
>>5536416
I thought you were joking
Gosh

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>>5536409
I laughed whole heartedly

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>>5536420

that was a picture of me gurning

here are my srs results bb

>>5536187
>it's a joke tripple-b-daddy
Im old, nothings funny any more.

>>5536428

He is joking you dense fuck

>>5536438
Well I'm sorry Sen pai
I lowered my guard for a second, shoulda known better
>>5536422
Disgusting

>>5536296
>>realize this would have probably been a good time to mention I like dicks

if he doesn't know your gay then you may still have a chance familio

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>>5536436
Humor fades when you get older?
Oh god, I'm scared now.

>>5536444
>Disgusting
Don't make me cry babe <3

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>>5536447

not necessarily

as long as you stay young at heart <333

>>5536390
Yeah you do have a cute face. You just need to lose that muffin stomach.
I wish I had a cute face. I disguise my uglyness with muscles chest hair and overeating.

#justcubproblems

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>>5535968
why don't you have a husbando yet like SP, /gaygen/?

>>5536399
>mix of femboi old men
There does seem to be allot of those. Where do they all come from if there aren't any young fembois?

>>5536407
I know what you mean. Dragging yourself out of bed to do manual labor sucks.

I've had 4 cups of coffee and I'm now feeling a large shit coming. I hope it's solid.

:(

>>5536449
I was kidding ofc :3
>>5536459
>muscles chest hair and overeating
You sound adorable

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>>5536460
My husbando is my husband.

>>5536261
u have the worst gifs.

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Apparently I am Hayden Christensen now.

>dat creepy smile from Laurent Cantet

>>5536473
>ethan embry
oh gosh he was my first husbando when i was a kiddo

>>5536461
yeah and i went online for a little bit but it was a waste of time because it was "too early" lol and i have shit to do

>>5536200
i watch amateur black gay porn because the tops are really good at fucking.

>tfw you will never be fucked by a dominant black top with a huge dick only average peen white guys with terrible skills...

>>5536465
I always have to shit an hour after having ONE cup.

>>5536466
>I was kidding ofc :3
<3

>>5536446
We were all hanging out the other day and I mentioned something about never having a boyfriend. I have no idea how to be like "Hey so remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gay or straight? Well I've realized I'm a big homo." without it getting out that it's the direct result of his dumb handsome freckle face.

>>5536216
this is stupid. i added like 3 different pictures of myself.

one said i looked like steven tyler, the other said i looked like gerard pique, and the third said i look like ray j.

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>>5536473
>creepy smiles

>>5536485
>>5536465
It wasn't very solid. X( I've been having messy shits for 5 days now.

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>>5536472
chut ap, mai geefs r gud

>>5536470
Kinda looks like Jeremy Piven.

>>5536481
Yeah. It happens. Fridays seem extra slow too.

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who here /stilldepresedfromyesterday/

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>>5536506
>first time
>i'll dupe the system, clench my jaw, frown a little, see if i can get 100% masc

You win this time Pictriev

>>5536514
That's hot
>tfw no bf to fart out messy shits on your face

>>5536528
I miss him so much

anyone figure out what happened to the boy with the deaf bf?

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>>5536535
cute lower half of face

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>>5536527
>Jeremy Piven
Except not fat-faced

I think he looks like, Jose Dexter

>>5536528
>>5536541
>Missing an unattractive meh tier musician.

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>>5536536

>>5536558
nice bait

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>>5536558
girl you tried it bye

I sat with my vibrator inside me for roughly 2 hours while I watched TV. When I finally came I shot way over my head and I had to go search for the mess. does that count as a sexual experience

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>>5536570

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>>5536570
yeah, id say so

>tfw I am a shitty femboi who looks like he is 14 years old

>>5536313
I want to sexually wrestle with you.

>>5536542
Last I heard, the boyfriend invited him to his christmas party and talks dirty to him in sign language.

>>5536576
I was literally doing nothing but watching tv with with the occasional grinding motion so relax anon lol.

>>5536581
>that gif
I don't get the message

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>>5536593
I posted the wrong gif.

here.

>>5536586
I'd fucking own you buddy

>>5536313
get a forehead reduction, nose job, and jaw implant.

>>5536599
But I'm poor and what if you live in a different country so your beauty standards aren't too relevant

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>>5536599

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age is way off but I'll take it.

>>5536608
mate, you are ugly

>>5536589
>talks dirty to him in sign language.

unnnfff

>>5536607
Check the thread dread
I'm hot shit rn

>>5536610
and bears shit in the woods, what else is new?

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>>5536608
Nick Swardson got fat.

>>5536535
>aims for full masculine
>gets 13 year old girl
KEK
>>5536608
You're old

>>5536614
That's because we all love you, babe <3

>>5536605
Ugly assymetrical faces are universal.

Different cultures have different beauty standards is a meme perpetuated by liberals and poor people who settle for less.

>>5536622
get aids glitter dick

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>>5536535

>>5536607
Dont make faces hunnay. You need more work than he does.

>>5536447
>Humor fades when you get older?
>Oh god, I'm scared now.
Don't worry still have a sense of humor just really didnt want to admit that loneliness makes me blind to humor sometimes. Nothing to fear.

>>5536629
I meant that you like certain faces others don't
So meh, I'm not pushed
>>5536625
Damn straight

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lmao ok

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>>5536637

>>5536649
>beans
My sides

>>5536649
>you look like beans

kek

>>5536582
>tfw talking to femboy who looks like he is 14 years old
>tfw legal but feels illegal

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http://49.media.tumblr.com/e15b9f20ee749d13109cda08a568d0eb/tumblr_no9kacQI6Z1s2a4yso5_500.gif

I want people to talk to me damn it. It's the same damn fugs on Grindr and other sites... Living in one of the top 5 most populated cities in the us, you'd think finding guys is easier

>>5536659
so you like those kind of guys? too bad im not in the uk :(

>>5536660
>http://49.media.tumblr.com/e15b9f20ee749d13109cda08a568d0eb/tumblr_no9kacQI6Z1s2a4yso5_500.gif

is that how u get aids?

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>>5536656
wow

>>5536470
We can't all be perfect with perfect husbandos.

>>5536660
Yeah, he's gonna get pregnant.

>>5536660
But ... I didn't ask for cream filled
>>5536670
Yes we can
We make each other perfect husbandos

>>5536647
>Damn straight
More like damn gay <3

i'm now the official femfag of this general.

yes gawd bitch im calling you out.

time for you to get ur basic ass out of here.

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>>5536670
No one's perfect.

>>5536663
all the cool and interesting people are probably too busy having sex and relationships with the other cool and interesting people to talk with your sorry ass

maybe you could go to a gas station dressed sluttily in the hopes that some trucker will let you blow him :3c

>>5536673
More like
Full homo bro :3c

>>5536677

:/

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>click on gif
>click smaller to thumbnail
>keeps going
Is this a new 4chan feature I'm unaware of with google chrome?

>>5536664
well mostly i just care if they are hot or not
dont specifically go for underage looking qts

>>5536678
Yeah I'd totally suck you dick till you cum. No homo bro <3

>>5536660
idk why im gay this is nauseating

>>5536693
then I suggest watching this. TRIGGER WARNING it's a MtF

http://www.heavy-r.com/video/112768/Worlds_Most_Disgusting_Vagina/

>>5536698
here's a nastier one

http://mylust.com/videos/77938/gross-and-disgusting-loose-pussy-of-slutty-bitch-in-closeup-shot/

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>>5536701
http://nesaporn.com/top/the_most_disgusting_squirt_orgasm_ever_on_porn

LMAO at this one

>>5536698
>>5536701
>>5536706

i have no intention of opening any of those links

>>5536691
It's only gay if the balls touch bro

>>5536698
>>5536701
>>5536706

I'm going back to bed.

>>5536714
post a pic of ur foreskin pls

>>5536597
Lol I get it now

>>5536614
I think you've been meme'd

>>5536636
Lol
>red cut your hair

Here gaygen
https://youtu.be/kN3jQjKtcls

>>5536714
Yeah bro it's not like I love taking it up the bum or anything. I'm just helping a bro out. No homo <3

>>5536550
I have no idea who that is. I had to use imdb, to even find Piven's name.

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well, gaygen?

>>5536728

if i dont feel much with a dildo, do you think a vibe would help or am i just fundamentally incapable of enjoying anal?

>tfw your qt bear bf leaves you

>>5536733

Niq pls go

>>5536733
clean your room dumbass

>>5536733
Well what?

>>5536740
What did you do?

>>5536112
999999999999999/1 literally a male Venus

>>5536734
you're just not genetically created to enjoy anal.

>>5536733
3/10 fucking disgusting wouldnt even if you paid me

>>5536733
you got fat

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>>5536744
>What did you do?
>blaming him

>>5536742
>>5536750
It's weird how he looks much better now, when he was younger he was just above average.

>>5536728
I think I've won and I don't mind being a top dank gg meme
>>5536729
Totally broski
>>5536723
Never

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>>5536253
>Drake

>>5536755
>Totally brosk
Thanks brah. Glad to help out. It's not like I love it when you fuck me in the arse till I cum, then kiss you and tell you I love you or anything, bro. No homo <3

>>5536754
i would consider him

>>5536734
How are you using it? Tried different angles? Felt prostate?

>>5536649
What website is this?

>>5536733
you aren't niq.

>>5536770
too bad, you already implied that he GOT fat
>>5536753

>>5536732
I don't think anyone really does. All i have personally found out on the internet is that his name is Jose Dexter and that he's a male model. Beyond that there is no information on him just photos of him lingering on the internet. I think most of the photos were from Pinterest

>>5536776
lol, you are right

>>5536771

Yeah, ive tried some different angles.

I'm not sure about the prostate, because i dont really feel anything super special - I feel a little bit, but not whatever smorgasboard of pleasure people have led me to believe I should feel.

Maybe I just need to put aside a whole weekend to douche my entire insides out and just have at it, idk.

if i win the powerball i'm buying everyone in gaygen a dildo

Cleaning off my computer today I found this gem:

http://i.imgur.com/bdie60P.gif

SP sent it to me like 3-4 years ago before dating Jupp.

>>5536786
why did i even open that

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>>5536786
>http://i.imgur.com/bdie60P.gif
Probably him, who knows. All i know is SP gave me all of his gifs, photos, etc. and this isn't in the archive of him I have so I'm claiming fake especially since I have seen his bed he slept in when he lived in Canada and that looks nothing like it.

>>5536797

at the time he was in someone else's bed, he was dating some other guy at the time, not sure why that didn't work out for him

SP didn't tell you he was a virgin, did he?

LOL

>>5536779
You need to experiment for sure. everyone is capable of prostate stimulation but some people just aren't patient enough to find the right spot.

>>5536797
The gif is still hot. If it is him you should be damn proud of that sexy man..I'm sure you are

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>>5536776
>mfw he had a fat fuck face

>>5536786

does he have underwear on his head?

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>>5536804
You're an idiot.

>>5536823

I remember him saying he was at friends house or something, some guy he was dating. He was sniffing the guys red underwear, totally being a degenerate. Does it bother you that SP has been fucked by some other guy?

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>>5536821
no bully

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>>5536828
No, and you're still really retarded.

>>5536836

I think SP is just preparing you for a threesome. Seems like a lot of mind games on here lately.

>>5536836
>Jennifer Lawrence
Out now!

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>>5536844

>>5536830
you can't actually say he doesn't deserve everything he gets

Just turns out that he used to be just as disgusting and boring as his personality. HRT saved him moments before gaydeath.

>>5536786
>tfw no /fit/ husbando mode sp bf

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>>5536853
circa 2011 skinnyfat otter SP was GOAT

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>>5536850
>Just turns out that he used to be just as disgusting and boring as his personality. HRT saved him moments before gaydeath.
Who are you and what got you so fucking triggered?

>>5536868
Ungh. Hot

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>>5536868
>tfw sp is now dependapotamus mode
;_;

>>5536797
Shouldn't you be able to recognize your husbando's dick?

>tfw no hollow cheeks
I am going to starve myself now, gaygen.

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>>5536880
>>5536881
:(

>>5536878
Aren't the drastic face changes to alien mode a funny coincidence? Especially after your tranny pictures got posted

Fuck off to mtfg already.

>>5536902
niq is a cool dude, why do you hate him?
jelly of his godlike facial aesthetics?

>>5536902
i think he just got more proficient at selfies
he looks the same on cam

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i have no idea what i'm doing with my life

>>5536927
tru...

>>5536907
This is just sad, put your trip on so i can filter you already.

new:
>>5536929
>>5536929
>>5536929

>>5536926
Nope, not true.

>>5536706
i got hard

really hard

i think im bi

>>5536650 Ok so THAT is funny.

>>5536155
Probably homophobic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

Can we make the next edition 'Forbidden Romance Edition'?