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frog edition ▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.drop

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frog edition

▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
▶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36HC6ZmT
▶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Discord server: https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww8t2Oe
▶MTFG Radio https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/mtfg

old thread >>5531575
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I literally love this edition

>>5533443
>hard to quit cutting myself
iktf
I wasn't for like 2 months then started again
really addictive and hard to deal w/
hope u can get past it tho .....
lmk if u do and share ur secret with me lol

>>5533449
Glad you're working hard !!

>>5533469
good shit
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no anime allowed this time guise
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frog girls are cute
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uguu
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>>5533485
I have a couple good scars that I sometimes feel to remind me of the damage cutting can do.
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>>5533486
Try and stop me
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>>5533472
Thanks for the advice but even my favorite fetishes aren't really doing anything for me. It's just weird, going from having a huge sex drive to nothing.
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>>5533493
i will overwhelm u with american manga and anime..
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Any of you girls self med in the US? Have you ever had your hormones confiscated by customs?
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>>5533480
>>5533486
>>5533487
>>5533490
dumb frogposters
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>>5533485
I'm doing it in between posts, I can't stop
>>5533491
I have visible scars on every single part of my body
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best edition
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>>5533486
well then I gotta leave sorry ....

>>5533491
how old are they / how long did they take to fade ?

>>5533487
rofl
cute desu

>>5533499
I know lots of people who have and I've never heard of someone getting theirs confiscated

>>5533502
;~; pls take care of urself anon

>>5533500
uhmm silly nothing poster !!
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>>5533496
not serious advice
idk viagra or something
>>5533499
informed consent's pretty cool if you have a place near u, have u checked it out
>>5533500
sorry...frog is trending rn
>>5533503
kit editions betterrr
>>5533505
only for you m'lady
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqGT-4D5GEY
2:09
i'm patrick
spongebob is this thread
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>>5533505
They're like 8-10 years old now and aren't going to fade.
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Girls! I'm going to Mexico to buy my whoremoans!!!!!


What do I buy???
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>>5533505
I don't know how to that's why I keep trying to kill myself
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>>5533516
mexican hormones...nice knowing you.
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Checking in.
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>>5533522
Blow my brains out with an AR
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am i the only tranny with an active death wish held back by other people
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>>5533526
How about I give you an AR-15 and teach you the ways of the militia trans women?

Just think, cute skirts, explosions, and god only knows what else!
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>>5533531
I used to have hope for that but it was crushed so now I really just want to shoot myself
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>>5533509
no u aren't supposed to call me that .....
I'm a prince ok ur my butler xd

>>5533515
oo....
hope mine don't end up like that l-lol
Were yours really deep?

>>5533516
be safe o-o

>>5533517
Well uhm for one not cutting
get cleaned up and take a bath and eat something if you can okay ??

>>5533531
>god only knows what else!
lots of transbien sex desu
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>>5533527
It's always in the back of my mind, my suicide is being held back by my SO, otherwise I would be gone already
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>>5533539
Yeah. The ones that left scars were quite deep. Took a few days for them to stop opening up. I probably should have gotten stitches.
Everything else was just surface scratches that healed up fine.
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>>5533539
I confess, that was funny.
But... yeah, >>5533533 You need to realize that the only one who will help you find validation is yourself. I like helping people. But as someone who DID try and kill herself, I realize that such a thing isn't really a viable option.
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>>5533548
I can't wear short sleeves or shorts pretty much at all outside because of visible rifts in the skin at all times
>>5533539
I'm not hungry :l
>>5533551
That's an unrealistic option
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It's so hot today, fuck
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>>5533539
no youre a princess
i can be a butler tho ^ _ ^
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>>5533559
do the first two things alright ??
shouldn't put urself through that

>>5533551
ur funny
>desu

>>5533548
aahh I see
I have ones from like 6 months ago that are still there
hope they fade
usually they go away in a couple weeks but these were different idk
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>>5533544
I don't think I can last another week
Good luck friend
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>>5533567
Same, 37°c humid as fug here
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>>5533572
I don't know I want to die
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>>5533520
>>5533539
I'll have you ignorant people know that Mexico is a very safe-ish place and their pharmacies are respectable.
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>>5533569
U-uhmm ok
if u say so ^ _ ^
also nice pic xd

>>5533578
aahh do you want to talk about it??
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>>5533580
>very safe-ish
lol
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>>5533580
trip on don guzman
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>>5533576
I'm visiting family in Ohio. This morning it was 6 degrees Fahrenheit (Do your own conversions kek)

>>5533572
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were making a pass.

>Posting Voyager because Janeway was the only good thing and I'm not gonna share military photos tonight.
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>>5533575
I've tried 3 times, each time something happened and I was either saved or something stopped me dying, I regret living after each attempt, im trying really hard to not have to put my SO through it
Good luck anon, I hope you stay with us longer but if not then I'm sure il see you eventually
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>>5533582
>>5533583
Have you ever been there? :P
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>>5533582
yellow knows their shit, what a fucking player.
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Hon genocide
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>>5533578
Are you really sure you want to die?

What do you expect your death to be?
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>>5533591
why would i?
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>>5533578
Maybe it's best you just kill yourself tbhoniest
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>>5533601
Lol you're dumb. It's a beautiful country with very kind people and the women are so beautiful and fierce. Honestly made me a little jealous :x
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>>5533618
Just fucking with you, amiga.
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>>5533621
:3

Now onto srs business

What do I buy from inhousepharmacy?
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>>5533629
Spironolactone and Progynova
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>>5533631
>spiro over androcur
wew
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>>5533572
Maybe I don't know, no one actually cares lol
>>5533599
Yes, and a release into nothingness
>>5533588
I've tried twice the latest was recent and although I died for a bit I was brought back, I resent them for saving me. Brain damaged subhuman
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>>5533636
out of stock till tomorrow
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I'd like to visit Mexico, but I'm not going until the killings and kidnappings are dealt with somehow. Hopefully that will be sooner rather than later, for Mexico's sake.
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>>5533629
Cypro and estrofem
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>>5533639
rip.
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>>5533636
Whichever you want desu
I can't remember what that website carries :B
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Tfw sad
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>>5533631
>spiro
>ever
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>>5533640
I'd like to visit Amerikkka, but I'm not going until all the guns and school shootings are dealt with somehow. Hopefully that will be sooner rather than later, for Amerikkka's sake.
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>>5533645
its just the better pill, mang. i'm so grateful i got to choose because spiro is ASS. based endo.
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>>5533649
Nice meme
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>>5533648
Why sad?
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>>5533652
But I mean the probability of getting kidnapped and extorted is factors higher than dieing in a gun related death on US soil.
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>>5533649
I'd take spiro over cypro if I had to be back on one of them.
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>>5533652
Oh come on, if Mexicans went to school they'd have shootings too.
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>>5533657
No it isn't you stupid redneck. You have shooting every fucking day in that despotic shite-hole of yours.
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>>5533655
I see your Cirno on an el-burrow and I feel the need to make this thread more...
Messican.
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>>5533659
can I ask why?
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>>5533653
I was on Spiro for several months and it did it's job but am on androcur now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Androcur is pretty nice in that I'm not dizzy as fuck all the time any more but that was the only bad thing I have to say about spiro, on both my T has been nothing for ages.
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>>5533655
Nothing to be happy about
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>>5533664
I didn't like the side effects of cypro. It crippled my libido and over the long term left me with a really low threshold for the amount of stress I could handle.
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>>5533665
yeah u shouldve just said androcur anyways regardless of w/e the site would even have. selfmedders shouldnt even be doing it honestly.
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>hons ordering meds online
>passable tgs go to doctors
its a way of life
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>>5533662
Yeah we do. We also have 300 million citizens to take into account.
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>>5533640
You'll have to wait until drugs are legalized in both countries.
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>>5533668
fair enough how much where you taking?
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>>5533652
Fair enough. I know there are safe parts of Mexico just like there are safe parts of America, I just don't trust myself enough to think that I could accurately determine which parts of Mexico are actually safe for a faggy-looking gringo to visit.
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>>5533631
>>5533629
what about cipro? can you get cipro in usa?
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>>5533675
Id visit Mexico but I hate having diarrhea
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>>5533652
Maybe once we get rid of the white people here.
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uhhh feel terrible desu
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>>5533673
doctors are slow
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>>5533673
>>hons ordering meds online
>>passable tgs go to doctors
this can't be entirely true senpai. i go to a doctor for my shit.
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>>5533677
25mg a day for about three years
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>>5533691
What's up kira? :(
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>>5533673
Not true because I go to a doctor
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>>5533692
except theyre not
you can get meds same day as prescription
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>>5533699
depends on where you live though, hon.
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>>5533693
>>5533698
are you hons?
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>>5533673
I don't know friend, I got my prescription from a doctor and pick my HRT meds up at the pharmacy, but I sure as hell don't pass.
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>>5533699
not everyone lives in good ol USA
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>>5533509
I live in a very remote area, no informed consent. Only one clinic that doles out hormones, with a one-size-fits-all approach, extremely rude employees, etc. One therapist for recommendations and such. It's pretty shit. That's why I've been doing DIY for nearly 8 years.
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>>5533701
the manliest hon to ever breathe.
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>>5533707
ohh, keep doing diy then i think.
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>>5533701
The worst here :^)
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>>5533718
Kayla pls
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Did someone say Kayla?
Cause I think I just heard a dinner bell ringing! Come out Kayla you useless leech on the tit of progress!

(Not sure if serious...)
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>>5533718
That's my title
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>tranny streamer
>voice changer
>super manly mannerism
>view bots
>auto bans for the wrong pronouns and using the word voice changer
>wearing mask
lol
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I hope my bf throws me away with the rest of the trash
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>>5533753
caught me ;)
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>>5533753
>no link

Umm please
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>>5533753
What is this in reference to?
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>>5533753
Link to streamer?
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>>5533756
You're not trash and he probably cares about you a lot if he is with you!
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>>5533760
>>5533761
starsitizen is the username
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/MTFG/

I finally beat pictriev. ;D
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>>5533701
I mean, I go to a doctor too.
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>>5533766
Is this on twitch?
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>>5533766
wow you weren't even fucking kidding. what the actual fuck
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>>5533764
>trannies
>not trash
Good one
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How does one deal with wide shoulders? (I mean in terms of clothing to de-emphasize the width and such; I know you can't really do anything about the skeleton itself.)
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>>5533769
underage b&
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>>5533685
Bottled water is 17cents (USD) and diarrhea free
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>>5533771
Yeah
>type he
>bot corrects you
>type voice changer
>there is no voice changer!
my sides
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>>5533769
Are you going to share the picture? I want to see what the computer thinks a 10 year old hermaphrodite looks like.
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>>5533673
It's actually the opposite most of the time, hon. Hons love to act as if their years of gruelling wait were more legitimate.
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>>5533782
I honestly thought it was Zoidberg with shades on
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>>5533753
>not watching russian twinks get themselves off on chaturbate instead
nerd

chat ur bate / alexandr119
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>>5533776
But at least I'm feminine now >.<
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>>5533764
>he probably cares about you a lot if he is with you
You've obviously never seen a toxic relationship before
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I just read about how the British Secret Service once had a plan to "poison" Hitler by giving him female hormones. They thought the side effect would be that his mustache hair fell out

(. . )
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>>5533775
wear thicker straps, not string. strings or thin straps emphasize shoulders
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>>5533753
>>5533766
>22/F/USA
You weren't kidding, my sides.
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>>5533775
Scarves, shawls, cardigans, multiple straps. You want things that break the effect or make it look irregular.
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>get home from class
>eat and wash hair
>pretty much immediately have to go to bed
How 2 mix morning and night classes without going insane?
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>>5533775
Wrap tops, unbuttoned cardigan with lace trim tends to soften the shoulders.
If you don't want to do that, then V necks tend to break up the chest and slim down our upper half. Empire waist tops tend to break up the body and draw attention down our body.
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>>5533691
Did you just wake up??
What's wrong ??

>>5533756
no pls I'm sure he cares abt u a lot ;~;

>>5533782
the way she drinks though lol

>>5533769
uhmm
I think this site works rlly well desu
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>>5533793
im jk happy for u
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>>5533807
working as intended. :)
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>>5533789
Which is weird because I feel way less legit because I was able to go so long being merely somewhat unhappy with myself without either starting transition or attempting suicide.
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>>5533805
By not doing that?
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>>5533640
Here's a little tip for any traveler to any country.

If you are looking for trouble then trouble will find you. If you aren't then you have nothing to worry about.
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>>5533805
>tfw you scheduled classes from 9 to 8 back to back one semester
>tfw one of these classes required going to a lab halfway across town
It's pain. Do you have more free days where you can just rest it out?
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>>5533801
Why stream if you're not confident to show your face or even use your real voice?
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Well I just left a note on my bf's computer and left.
Don't know where to go.
Maybe a friend's
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>>5533797
If only.
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>>5533753
>Is this what the kids call "trap music"

TOP KEK
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>>5533810
tru

>>5533805
aaahh are you going to do this all semester?
sounds terrible honestly
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>>5533753
>using a mask
>when this exists
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>>5533816
Because money. Check out his donate button, lol
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>>5533818
Why did you leave anon?
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>>5533822
>she didn't get the joke
aaaaa
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>>5533823
ACTUAL underage get out ree.
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>>5533818
a...note
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>>5533818
i'm worried about you bb. ihope you feel better soon.
>>5533823
stop posting my results ;)
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>>5533766
sounds like a rough boy voice
the mask is weird
fit arms look good though

>implying mtfg can look this good while gaming
kek
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>>5533805
Don't eat hair, it's gross and you can stop up your gastrointestinal tract that way.
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>>5533827
Cause he deserves better

>>5533832
Don't be worried
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>>5533641
Just do we're clear because I don't know
:(

Cypro: https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/p-1313-procur-50mg-cyproterone.aspx

Estrogen: https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/p-166-estrofem-2mg-tablets.aspx


And shouldn't I be getting injects because those make your boobs bigger?
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>>5533812
No choice desu

>>5533814
;~; that sounds painful
Umm, basically my days are 10-7, 8-10, 8-7, 10-7, 8-7. I really got fucked by my schedule this term.

>>5533823
Yup, all the way til may ;~;
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>>5533805
Why the long hours?

>>5533823
>tfw mostly feminine and not on HRT
Did I win Pictriev?
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>>5533836
Yes
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>>5533833
Nice muscletwink shoulders.
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>>5533842
I tried to ask "whats with the mask"
>message deleted

also tried saying "what is he wearing" first
>message deleted

all my zozzles when
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>>5533835
Let him be the fucking judge of that! You might think yourself as not being worthy of him but have you stopped for all of 5 seconds to consider how HE feels?
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>>5533837
AAAA gl elanna don't die ok ??

>>5533839
yah u did it ....
I get masc on some rofl
all ANGLES honestly

>>5533832
;]]]

>>5533830
frogposter out NOW

>>5533824
rlly tho....
when is this coming to masses I wanna be a shota....
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>>5533835
i have to be worried, you're one of the only reasons i come to this shithole and i don't want you being all depressed on me. you deserve happiness. he loves you, it's as simple as that. don't push away positivity from your life for silly reasons, you gotta tough it out.
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>>5533840
Where do I get injections?
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asdf xd
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>>5533834
I just noticed my dumb lack of punctuation ;~;
I do actually play with and suck on my hair when stressed though.

>>5533839
No choice, I have 6 classes and that's the times they were offered.
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>>5533845
If you aren't banned then post there "Tell me about Starsitizen, why does she wear the mask"
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>>5533851
says I'm more fem than my sister idek
ur more like ......

Jessica Jung desu
>>
Why are underage posters like Pookie allowed to post here?
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>>5533855
I am permabanned now
for saying "are there really just 4 mods and 1 other person here?"

also, you can't say mask, it deletes messages automatically
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>mfw nothing to do until my semester starts back up
>mfw i'm just gonna spend it thinking about shit
how do you not think when there is nothing to do?
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>>5533855
sec
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>>5533847
oh yeah same
Best I've gotten was like 73% feminine, wasn't the most flattering pic of me either

>>5533853
oh shit
Good luck
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>>5533846
Trust me, he wants someone better

>>5533848
I shouldn't be a reason that you come to this cess pit
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>not even asian
>mostly masculine
JUST
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How can I tell if he loves me?
I think we're still just friends
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>>5533823
>Sasha Grey
Are we seeing a glimpse into your future career? :^)
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>>5533842
dem bobs though

>>5533845
>he
when you hear the cis girls, it's like night and day difference

>implying my voice isn't any better
now I'm sad
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>>5533806
>>5533804
>>5533800
Thank you, that all seems reasonable: cover the shoulders loosely to hide the shape and try to draw attention to other things. I'll try to keep those things in mind.
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>>5533870
if he doesn't have a so
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>>5533870
If he only puts just the tip in he's fooling around. If he's ball deep he loves you.
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>>5533864
Thanks kuppy

Either way, off to a ridiculously early bedtime, nini emteefug
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>>5533871
Uhmm I hope not desu

>>5533870
ask him

>>5533869
Looks like everyone gets asian ppl idgi

>>5533878
night elanna !!
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>>5533863
I probably missed it @__@
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One bad look in the mirror and I'm ruined. Yuck.
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>>5533879
It probably doesn't work if unpassable hons get asian ppl too. Just saying.
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>>5533876
But he normally doesn't
>>5533877
2lewd4me I am pure-hearted maiden
>>5533879
Far too direct
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>>5533837
oh shit. I'm so sorry, that sounds insane
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>>5533879
I never get asian people :(
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>>5533867
has he ever said that to you directly?
>>5533880
just posted ;)
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>>5533867
Prove it!
I dare you to actually stand there face to face and tell him you want to leave. From what I've gathered, it sounds like he legit loves you.

I'm saying this now, and I'm saying it for your own good.
You are being a selfish, self deprecating, victim complex loving, idiot. You sit there and doubt yourself all to hell and back, and try justifying to yourself that he doesn't really want you, that he deserves better blah fucking blah.

But in between all of that, have you ever tried asking him? No. For you, you assume yourself to be the flawed one. Well honey, none of us are perfect.

Well there was this one guy but we kind of crucified him...

Anyways, the point is that you are acting brashly and are afraid to hear what HE thinks. You've decided, selfishly I might add, that you know better than him what he wants.

But let me give you some advice I wish I gave myself years ago: You don't know what he wants better than he does. Let him be the person who decides if he wants better.
And don't you dare walk out that door...

That's advice I would have given to the 19 year old me who idiotically walked out the door and joined the army. In doing so I lost the most precious person to me. She died in a car accident half a year later.

Get.
Back.
In.
There.
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>>5533878
Gute nacht

>>5533879
I never get asian
I always get white people
>>
im depress
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>>5533864
best I've gotton is 70% MASCULINE, with almost all guy look alikes (in the wrong ethnicity), no joke
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>>5533853
> I do actually play with and suck on my hair when stressed though.
Are you a yandere by any chance? Because that's a very yandere trait to have.
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>>5533883
if you can't ask him he probably doesn't desu

>>5533882
broken site desu ....

>>5533887
>>5533890
o oops I lied xd
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>>5533862
Meditate?
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>>5533895
can you please stop coming here it just makes me really sad because im an envious person and seeing you so happy full of life and >PASSING
makes me want to end it :/
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Anyone else have a strange puberty?
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>>5533894
rip me

>>5533902
My voice dropped and I started growing hair in new places. Super weird for a girl to go through.
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>>5533888
ahahahahahahaha can't believe you actually did it, nice.

He's too retarded to get it too lol
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>>5533895
It's not that I can't ask him directly, I don't know how to interpret the things he says so I want better evidence
>>5533902
Strange how?
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>>5533904
>My voice dropped and I started growing hair in new places. Super weird for a girl to go through.
xd
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>>5533902
what part? the growth? the sudden depression and insomnia? the best friend turned girlfriend turned boyfriend who dumped me because I was a dumbass kid? the realization and denial of transgender-ness?
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>>5533899
I wish I was happy l-lol
not passing either

I'm sorry I effect you in that way though
there are people here who are much happier and pass a lot better than me however

>>5533909
Well what did he say
and you can't really know until he says it

>>5533911
You sound resentful ur not stewin and brewin' rn
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>>5533911
>not shitting your diaper for 20$
check your privilege ;)
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>>5533673

if i'm being 100% honest here this is somewhat true. not that you'll only be passable if you go to a doctor, or everyone who does is passable, but that the main problem with ordering HRT online is how strict different countries are with how they check, and sort their hormones. because it's not as strict you could be getting various pills that have way lower prescriptions than labeled. inconsistency is very common, and is a lot less common with U.S. pharmaceutical companies. however, in saying that, injectable estrogen for example is almost always going to be potent. which is why i buy that online and go through doctors to make sure i'm healthy and stuff.

>>5533818
>>5533835
>>5533867

are you really doing this again?
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you seem to have misstyped the captcha please try again sir
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http://strawpoll.me/6515969

http://strawpoll.me/6515969

http://strawpoll.me/6515969
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>>5533913
You pass great and look great desu
I hope you feel better and happier about yourself though :( you deserve it
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>>5533916
Got the same error.
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>>5533911
Which /mtfg/ trip is that?
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>>5533888
I can tell how he feels by looking at him

>>5533889
Is this potc?

>>5533915
I'm just feeling sad.
I can't help it
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Stewin' and brewin'
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>>5533913
Hang on there. Weren't you posting pics earlier that was making people (Myself included) super jealous? Because seriously, I looked at a pic earlier and felt frustrated I didn't look half as good.
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>>5533913
you really are oblivious to how lucky you are
the others bitch and are terrible people but your very presence here being as normal as you are is by default extremely painful and insulting so please
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>>5533922
Because he's fucking UNDERAGE, retard.

Show me some unpassable underage mtfs, protip you can't.
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>>5533915
but...that's wrong. I have a legit prescription for something else that comes from the same pharmaceutical company that my last set of hormones came from. Indian
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>>5533931
I like interacting with pookie.
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>>5533902
No, it was pretty standard physically, and socially I was just your average awkward beta male teenager with crippling self-image issues, a complete aversion to intimacy and a limited set of equally awkward friends.
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>>5533931
sound bitter senpai
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>>5533927
What, the "Well there was this one guy" joke? No that was a line I lifted from a book By Christopher Moore "Lamb" really entertaining yet well written book.
I'm the army vet chick from the previous thread who was ripping Kayla a new one then giving enlistment advice.

You know what sucks about vacation?
Free time.
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>>5533926
me desu
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>>5533922
stoppp ur too nice omg

>>5533931
I'm pretty lucky I think !! ur right
Am I really that normal though ??
idk if I come off that way but I don't think I'm TOO normal
just a dumb kid honestly

>>5533932
>Show me some unpassable underage mtfs
uhmm just look my pics lol
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>>5533907
anything for you bb. i was going to keep going but the mod was autistic and had no idea what i was talking about which is good for our purposes.
>>5533927
you two really need to talk if he's making you unhappy.
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>>5533930
If you want to know the real Pookie, guess what? He is underage and uploads his child porn to tumblr. That's what he is, he is a psychopath kid who is toying with us all along.

Also he is responsible for rawr being sent to prison so fuck him.
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http://strawpoll.me/6515993

http://strawpoll.me/6515993

http://strawpoll.me/6515993
or reply 2 me as anon thx
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>>5533786
That would be silly now, wouldn't it?

>>5533807
definitely tbdesu
>pic related

Also your lucky to get charles darwin >.<

>>5533808
Thanks
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>>5533942
lol you are retarded for real.

Here's your free (You). Choke on it, fucker.
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>>5533939
Is it just a normal scheduled winter vacation for your job or did you take time off for some specific reason?
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>>5533945
havent seen u enough to form opiinon m8 sry.
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>>5533945
>he
you're a boy?
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>>5533949
it ok
please do form opinion m8 thank u
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>>5533930
Oops didn't see your (You)
I posted an unsee idk
I'm sure you look better desu

>>5533944
lol

>>5533947
t-thanks

>>5533946
>Also your lucky to get charles darwin
yah he birthed me actually..
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>>5533945
Why do you make so many polls about yourself, frog? What makes you tick?
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>>5533943
I don't think the mod was the only person who was autistic there btw. The whole room was just full of gross people but mostly bots.
But thanks for making me smile senpai~
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>>5533945
i'd post anna mae to be desu senpaitachi
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>>5533899
You could have that too anon. Use it as inspiration rather than as a source of resentment. She went through the same shit you do.
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>>5533944
> He is underage and uploads his child porn to tumblr. That's what he is, he is a psychopath kid who is toying with us all along.
If you are correct then...
>MFW
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>>5533931
Pookie is very pleasant to be around and happy posts a lot which this place needs desu, it's super not healthy to be jealous of someone just because they are happy and I hope you can be one day too.
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>>5533952
>pic
literally my life.
ill work on it pal u just do u and ill see if iwant to hug u or castrate you.
>>5533956
first time ive ever made antyone smile andp obably the last. anything for u twitchfiend.
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hooray
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>>5533945
>he types like a 10 yr ol
Frog types like a 10 yr ol because she wants to be friends with Pookie. :^)
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>>5533951
no its just meant to be an insult xd
>>5533955
ATTENTION
SCHIZOPHRENIA

i honestly ask random ppl on skype their best guesses for questions abt me
kinda amuses me idk
i could talk for hours tho
>>5533957
what the fuk are u from japan
thats so cool ive never met a japanese!!
make like one and hmu ok
>>5533964
umm i REALLY like hugs
am alrdy chemically castrated
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>>5533927

??? why
i want a legit reason that doesn't equate to either nihilism or fabricated issues lmao

>>5533934

the thing is, pharmaceutical companies run through the states are held to higher standards when it comes to sorting and all that shit. just because some of those companies have manufacturing locations in other countries doesn't mean that every company in other countries is run through the states or held to those standards. this has been proven various times when people have bought hormones from sites like inhousepharmacy for example, had them tested, and shown that they were nowhere near as potent as the real thing, or what they were advertising. now that doesn't mean that the websites are a scam or anything, it just means that they didn't make sure that stock was potent and met up to the label. that's just the nature of it because certain things like hormone pills are produced at more locations than say progesterone cocktails from mexico lmao.
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>>5533944
Wait, is Pookie underage and uploads child porn starring Pookie, or is Pookie underage and uploads child porn possessed by Pookie? Because grammatically that was kind of ambiguous.
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>>5533953
If you had to describe the age of someone you aren't,
because we all know everyone is over 18 here,
how old would you say that other person was

:|
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>>5533970
>pharmaceutical companies run through the states
Hardly any such thing, more importantly most of what's prescribed is generics.
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>>5533967
i think we both had an effect on each other's typing
idk i use weird emotes, i never really typed properly but i think i got like
"!!" and i type umm more i guess
but i'm just not entirely developed in the mental
wanna hear about me hitting my head ??
also we are friends, so..
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>>5533973
I think Pookie posted some photos of Pookie once and regrets it now but they have been spread around at this point and an insane person was posting them here a few days ago.
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>>5533974
16 ........
12 ........
69 ........
idk could be any of these senpai : ' )

>>5533973
>>5533960
pls no
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I've been watching Acchi Kocchi. Good way of cheering myself up from being depressed for most of the day. Even if I'm crying a bit vicarously, it's moreso crying out of joy rather than jealousy. Thank God I'm good at self-inserting.

>>5533894
I used to do that when I was obsessing over things (my best and worst trait is constantly obsessing over every little detail, positive or negative, it's the sole reason for my academic success, and probably a contributing factor to how emotional I've always been).

>>5533902
Yes. Late bloomer, late puberty. Voice was still cracking in like, late grade 10. I was probably more emotional than my entire class combined, but such is life.

Fortunately, this meant that I got away with some feminine traits. Heck, while my shoulders are broad for an average woman (15.2"~) and on-par with a 16-year-old man, it could have been much, much worse with my ribcage, facial structure, general bone structure, etc. (which is somewhat feminine - the brow and forehead are the only masculine features), and so forth.
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>>5533969
well fuck ill have to think of some other torture if i dont like you. youre ok from frist impresisons just dont blow it kiddo.
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>>5533980
definitely not this xddddd
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>>5533981
Well I'll say this: I'm not gettign involved and will judge you myself for how you come off to me. No worries there. Besides, anon didn't back up their claims so... yeah that's kind of working against her.
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>>5533983
i like it when ppl call me kiddo xd
i dont like healthy food
and i dont like it when people tickle me so there
rly counting on u being on my side butt anon
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>>5533977

>Hardly any such thing
uh there's a ton of pharmaceutical companies that are based in the states and are thus held to the stricter laws we have here. you can see some of them here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pharmaceutical_companies
what i'm saying is that regardless of whether or not a generic is prescribed the pills you're getting were manufactured at a location that has strict guidelines on how to produce, and check their product that abide by U.S. laws. websites like inhousepharmacy and alldaychemist are not limited to manufacturers that pass U.S. standards and can thus pick from whichever distributors they choose to purchase from, and then sell to you. why is this so confusing?
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>>5533981
Ooo lets play 20 questions!

Are you old enough to drink? Are you old enough to drive? Are you old enough to drink and drive? Are you older than a breadbox? Are you old enough to be my sempai? Are you old enough to be my grandpa?
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>>5533989
aight well dont fuck up.
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>>5533960
His pics were posted here by rawr and it triggered him so much he reported everyone and made his pics disappear even from the archives lol.

It was a total shoah that day just look at all those disappeared posts lol. Enjoy:
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5518671/#5519108
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>>5533995
Reported bcus it's illegal lol

>>5533992
uhmm none of the above desu ....

>>5533988
o-ok
>>
I used to wrap myself in blankets as a kid and pretend I was in a cocoon for hours wishing I could be a fairy when I emerged

what a joke, wrong kind of fairy damnit.
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>>5534001
I used to roll up in my blankets and pretend I was a burrito :3
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>>5533973
Hey it works both ways because he is underage, he takes pics of his nude body and those pics are legally child porn and because he posted them on the internet it makes it both producing and possessing child porn for him and whoever saves or views those pics.
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>>5533992
play with me ugh
ask me anything


http://strawpoll.me/6516043

http://strawpoll.me/6516043

http://strawpoll.me/6516043

they keep comin..
>>5534001
i kind of wish i was just in a cocoon eating candy all day
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>>5534001
I hope you find your wings some day Anonymous.
>>
hEHE
*holds up spork*
:3333 ecks deeeee
>>
>>5534002
I'm so ready for winter so I can be comfy wrapped in blankets again instead of melting into my chair
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>>5534004
how the fuck am i supposed to know how you smell???
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>>5534005
Thank you, you too~
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>>5534010
come here

(its just ur impression idk)

probably too many polls for a day but hey
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>>5534010
Some things you smell with your nose; other things, you smell with your heart.
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>>5534014
wheres there
>>5534015
cant use either.
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>>5534010
>>5534004
she smells good o-o;;

>>5534006
xddddddd
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also um hi everyone how are you tonight? besides feeling suicidal or depressed apparently?? does anyone want to talk about anything that's going on with them????
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>>5533897
i'll try it senpai.. haven't done it in a while. thanks.
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>>5534015
That was beautiful. Are you a Tumblr philosopher?
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>>5534018
Hello Edie. I really enjoyed your latest tumblr post. Were you working tonight? And why won't you respond to me on OK Cupid?
>>
>>5533999
Reported for being underage lol.
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>>5533966
but is your body 97%?
>>
>having to alter a picture of pookie to try and make her look bad
why do you even try? we all know what she actually looks like
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>>5534018
Hi, It's really hot here and I am playing videogames and feeling good. gotta go shopping for milk and other groceries in a bit but don't want to leave the house cause it's like 38c outside or something.
How are you?
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>>5534023
Stalking chaser pls.
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>>5534028
Meh, I have hips, a booty, decent boobers
But I'm tall, so noop, not even close
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>>5534018
Hello! I'm just kinda bored, I'm trying to find some youtube videos to watch while I wait for some videogames to re-download. Kiwi is off doing her new laser thing so I kinda miss her too.
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>>5534030
literally 38 here. so glad i dont have to go out, im a mess already.
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>>5534018
I'm worried that I might be falling for my friend, which is awkward because I didn't think I was into guys that don't look like girls and because I'm pretty sure he's not into whatever it is I am. ;_;
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>>5534035
I don't wanna run my ac when it's only me in the house because power bills lol ;; I can only justify it to myself when my friends are over for their comfort.
At least ive got this shitty $5 standing fan.
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>>5534020
It was a reference to an old movie about dinosaurs, actually.
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>>5534023

LMFAO STOP

>>5534030

where do you live sarah? it's so late for me rn it's like 1 am lol. um i am good. i've been talking to my friend amelia nonstop lately, like we never sleep. but she helped me realize i should stop with the weeb fashions and stuff so i'm just looking up other more mature clothes and adult things yknow.

>>5534034

what kind of yt vids do you like? i'm glad kiwi finally got her laser thingy she seemed worried!

>>5534037

what makes you think you're falling for him? you probably are if you think you are. you know yourself best. also how long have you known him?
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>>5533966
Okay you know this is a bullshit tool when it obviously gives you at least 50 feminine points extra if you have long hair. Those deep set eyes, that nose, that Edgar-like wide face and 97%? Whaa? But don't mind me, I am just a bitter hon jelly of you're gains. You pass great hon.
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>>5534046
roody poo
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>>5534018
It's been a few weird days of feeling like I wasn't doing too much, but for the time being I bear entropy. There isn't a single dirty dish or piece of clothing in the apartment, and the kitchen has never been that clean since before I moved in.

It helps not think about the fact that both my official srs date and my new IDs with gender markers fixed are in limbo with no word other than two of my IDs being about to expire.
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>>5533942
being a dumb kid and having as great a life as you do is just so much why for depressed pieces of shit like me
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>>5534049
It's nothing personal kid by the way, I am not even attacking you, just the tool.
>>
how are my moves mtfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GevY7tLRvcY
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>>5534042
>what kind of yt vids do you like? i'm glad kiwi finally got her laser thingy she seemed worried!
A lotta times I like to throw on videos where people are just kinda talking. Like Totalbiscuit, or RedLetterMedia, or comedy/late night shows.
And yeah I'm happy for her, I hope it helps her self esteem a lot.
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>>5534057
Ahhh yeah RedLetterMedia. Mah nigga.
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>>5534055
T_T dear god no

NO
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>>5534057
>RedLetterMedia
YEEEEEEEEES
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>>5534055
Oh god is that Chris-Chan?

I.... I don't know how to feel about chris-chan claiming to be trans...
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>>5534052
i dont really think you know the whole picture of anyone's life here
that's such a far-fetched assumption
i know there's reasons to be envious of when she started mones or this or that, but there's more to ones life than that

and i think if we all had the bigger picture of what each other's lives were like we'd realize that we're all in not such a bad place and that a lot of us hide the big positives and negatives
i get being envious but it's really nothing that makes someone automatically happy so please dont be bitter we love you

sorry for bad english
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>>5534055
>visible stubble beard
SENSUAL

Kek, this is how I picture Kayla dance.
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>>5534050

wtf how did it get lost??

>>5534055

S T O P AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>5534057

oh okie. i don't watch any of those or i would recommend stuff ;3;
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>>5534042
I live in South Australia, wear one or the other when the situation calls for it imo.
Nothing wrong with weeb shit but I am also a huge weeb so I'm tainted.
>4chan keeps going down
Pls stop
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>>5534064
Chrischan asks you to dance

>his face suddenly looks like he smells a fart
>he wiggles his shoulders at you
>stumbles away a bit
>backs up like a drunk, right at you

Brushes his stubble against your cheek and whispers
>take me now baby, i'm so wet for you
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>>5534077
ye seconded seriously fuck, also my modem is frying from heat
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RIP Kayler.
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>>5534071
Not lost, they're just both getting late (or at least that's what I tell myself to not feel too bad about it), and I'm worried the holidays fucked things up somehow. It's the fun of the dead season.
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>>5534058
>>5534063
New Plinkett review never
>>5534071
Well thank you anyway!
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am i doing it wrong if the little pulses of laser on my laser hair removal kit felt warm and fuzzy and nice?
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>>5534085
she never truly lived. or thought.
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>>5533970
When I get sad, I just want to be alone
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>>5534090
my legs healed! now i can do all that nomoving ive been wanting to do. woo.
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>>5534080
..........That terrified me so much just now.
I almost want to say it scared me into liking guys.
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>>5534042
Errm, maybe a year and a half? I think it's probably because he's basically the only person among my fellow graduate students that goes out of his way to interact with me, for example getting lunch together and have conversations with me about our work and random ideas and various nerd things, and actually encourages me when I am depressed and feeling like my research is going nowhere.

Okay, yeah, I definitely have a crush on him. This semester is going to be awkward. He doesn't know I'm trans or on HRT, I'm pretty sure he won't hate me for that when I eventually come out to people but I'm going to be in boy mode for quite a while, and even when I finally do feel comfortable being open about transitioning (definitely not until I get rid of my facial hair) I'm pretty sure that he's only interested in cis girls.

I think just staying close friends (without benefits) is what makes sense. I'm somewhat worried that hormone lust is going to make me act weird and fuck things up between us, I really hope I don't start blushing and acting inappropriately affectionate.

Crap, I'm definitely going to screw this up, aren't I. Okay, I'm going to bed before I embarrass myself further; good night /mtfg/.
>>
post butts
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>>5534092
as yours are healed, mine are now experiencing rough ass joint pain from non stop walking.
>>5534105
u dont want that
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>>5534077
Why does SA have to be so hot!!!
Though I'm actually pretty glad I had to go for my therapist appointment at 8:30 now.
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>>5534116
Woah, SA as well? That's pretty rad.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sHBAVjahp8
is this pookies yuoutube ?
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>>5534115
I want to see butt
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>>5534115
aw sorry. at least you get to take it easy today bb. i hope you've been sleeping well.
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>>5534117
>>5534116
>they live in sa
>it stands for south autralia
fuck
>>5534127
i slept ok last night. how are you?
>>
>>5534128
I-I don't get what you mean
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I can't help those who live in delusion
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>>5534129
i live in san antonio. SA for short.
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>>5534136
Oh, lol. Sorry. :B
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>>5534128
i'm fine, just hot and drowsy. i got coffee to help with that thugh. my eyes are also fucking perfectly fine for once. i dont know whats happening.
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Self medding anon, and I'm on my second round of meds, but I can't seem to buy any from alldaychemist or inhousepharmacy, they keep saying my payments are denied, am I doing it wrong, or is there something wrong right now, I have 400$ in my checking and the price of the goods is 130$, I keep entering my bank number with the routing number and without, I'm losing ideas.

Also in case anyone wanted to know, either I'm getting fatter or I have like half an inch of breast, which is nothing really, but my nipples hurt a lot.
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>>5534117
Yep.
I live SA, but go to Vic for uni.

>>5534128
I'm sorry ;3;
>x2
>>
>tfw I've seen pretty significant growth in my boobs at around the year and 9 month area

Why are the starting to ache again and grow? I'm not gonna complain but definitely wasn't expecting a second windo.

>>5534154 Credit Card
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>>5534155
That's pretty cool, I was wondering if I knew you irl but if you go to vic for uni probably not lol.
I only moved here from country vic super recently desu.
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>>5534150
quick! watch some tv or something, use your eyes to their fullest potential
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>tfw mtfg will never form a jpop girl group\
fuck this gay earth.
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>>5534042
>i should stop with the weeb fashions
b-but that's the best kind ;~;
>>
>>5533480
Guess this person's age, sex, and gender.

does she "Pass"???

bonus points for guessing her height.
>>
>>5534175
Pookie knows what's up
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>>5534174
That would be so much fun
>>
>>5534118
wtf how'd u find my shit

>>5534174
cute desu

>>5534178
u kno me ......
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>>5534158
I've tried my credit card twice on alldaychemist, and with them you have to wait a whole day to see if it even works, I can't use my card at inhomepharmacy
>>
>>5534177
She passes as a fat unattractive mexican.
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>>5534174
im half asian...let's do this
vpop group??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iMx3tlpFeY
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>>5534183
I always just bought and used prepaid credit cards for allday because I didn't trust them enough for my realsies one
Never had a single problem with them
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I talked to my surgeon yesterday
I ruined whatever relationship we had
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>>5534191
Where do you live? (generally)
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>>5534194
What happened?
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>>5534118
That's freaking Laci Green. Laci Green is a legit psychopath.

Seriously, most of the stuff she says is Orweillian in nature...
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>>5534196
Australia
>>5534194
What's up?
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>>5534201
I told how some of his techniques are complete shit and he should really refine his skills
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>>5534202
http://www.twitch
.tv/floe

>tfw watching floe beat it under a blanket half concious
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>>5534206
I'm in america, that might make some sort of difference.

Do you have a legit prescription, or even a fake? I just say I'll send a fax and never do.
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>>5534207
Pretty upfront desu
What was wrong with his techniques?
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oh nvm he stoped playig masturbation simulator
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>>5534211
Back when I was ordering off them I never had any form of prescription and never faxed them anything, idk.
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>>5534209
>Fat guy doing weird shit on twitch.
>MFW
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>>5534207
desu dr z excuses for not doing type 3 is retarded
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>>5534220
I guess I'll just try every day, and then break down get a real bank and move on.

Credit unions are shit
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>>5534212
His forehead and jaw work needs major updating

>>5534222
Yeah
For someone who claims to be aggressive and not do type 3 is silly
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>>5534221
oh ... sorry yeh fml
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>>5534174
can I join, I'm white but I can dance indian style >~>

>>5534170
well I used to go to Adelaide uni, but I graduated in 2013 tbdesu.

So we probably haven't run into each other...
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>>5534233
are there any aggressive surgeons even left in the states
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>>5534236
Try harder next time.

Chris Chan is rather horrifying but...
I don't know who Floe is nor do I...really care.
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>>5534239
Not that I know of.
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>>5534241
it was a misclicknvm
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>>5534245
Try again tomorrow night! Tilly got me rather good because...ugh That mental image. But I'm about to pass out so, It wouldn't have much of an effect.

Also, if you see Kayla, call her insufferable.
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>>5534207
Who was the surgeon?
>>
>>5534256
guessing dr zukowski
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>>5534260
I'd imagine so, since his forehead work is garbage.
Is it Angie? Because she usually posts Filthy Frank
>>
>>5534261
thats my assumption!
>>
Is it true that walking on your heel will give you a butt?
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>>5534267
walk on me with heels and i'll give you my butt.
also fuck off.
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>>5534207
>Tfw went to Chettawut and am pretty happy.
Wish my adam's apple was reduced more, but trachea shaves can't seem to do much anyways
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>>5534270
Wow rude?
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>>5534281
ok. no it's not true. do squats.
>>
>realise that i'm horribly distant with my mother
>she will ask a question or say something and i will reply with the least honest/effort answer
>have no respect for anything she says or does
am i a bad person, mtfg?
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>>5534276
u the straya anon if so how much dingo dollars did it cost including travel?
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>>5534308
Went through that phase myself. You'll have to get over yourself in time. But it's a learning curve. Don't hate yourself too much over it. Just realize you do it and resolve to do better.
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>>5534315
'the' straya anon
theres a few.
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Hats are dum
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>>5534319
itd be 2cute if it weree a different colour but each to their own.
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>>5534319
fridges r dum
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>>5534321
I asked for a purple one but my brother got me green. Had it for two years only worn it out like 3 times.
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>>5534327
aww. still a qt, just cant reach 2qt, green just doesnt suit headwear at all honestly. works for just about eveyrthing else though.
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>>5534329
I bet I could dye it purple pretty easy though.
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The Case of a Stolen Girltinkler
A noir mystery thriller novel written by John McDaddy

Chaser Gaynor, a successful private eye native to seedy run-down streets of New York, goes to Thailand undecover only to find out that a shady business is going on! All clues lead to the most heinous Suporn Cartel led by the vicious Dr. Chewondik. Chewondik kidnaps cock girls all over the world and sells their beautiful girlcocks to the Jews who make a famous anti-aging cream out of it. Can Chaser Gaynor stop them before the last cock girl has her cock taken away from her?
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>>5534332
that's a bit excessive. you're fiiiiine. as long as it keeps you warm./
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>>5534334
w2c that shirt also that guy looks like my old counsellor help.
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>>5534315
All cash in in Australian dollars
$15,500 surgery
$1100ish for flights (both to Sydney and to Thailand, return)
$500 for about 23 days stay I think at Bangkok Rama hotel
$500ish on food
$500ish on souveniers
>>5534317
I posted my results and stuff on /cd/, I think that's where they recognize me as a Straya Anon
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>>5534338
ah, i see. well fairenough. stay frosty, its been murder lately. fu ck summer.
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>>5534337
hehehe
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>>5534344
i'm actually fucking spooked dude, please. like it's hard to tell in the lighting and all that but damn dude its almost uncanny, the facial structure and eyes. he has sligfhtly different hair though.
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>>5534337
Are you in sydney? He looks like mine too
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>>5534350
used to be. i miss sydney so much. does he work at tgc? if so then FUCK DUDE
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>>5534338
Tyvm
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>>5534355
I had to google that. Why do you have to be sarcastic and mean to me. ;_;
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>>5534354
Yup thats the guy. Wouldnt be surprised if it was him in the pic desu
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>>5534364
:s I didn't mean too i was just saying thanks
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>>5534367
incredible. i hope hes doing okay i ahvent seen him in over two years, he was fucking amazing to me and made my life less shitty guess thats kinda his job after all. he never really had much hair and that pic up there has a bit. one day i wanna revisit sydney, so amny places i miss and a lot of memories i need to put behindm e.
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>>5534368
Guess Urban dictionary lied to me, but I guess it's it be expected from the site where people post this shit in their name.
>Name is the sexiest beast alive, they get so much pussy and make big cums, they make the biggest cums. They make big cums that make girls gain 10kg of cum. They have lots of friends (people seriously like me guis :(.) and did I mention their cums are the biggest.
>>
I just started first boyfriend a while ago and I'm kind of worried that I'm actually a lesbian who hasn't fully explore her sexuality, and that I'm bot really bi but just very lonely. I found him by making a thread on /r9k/ asking if anyone would be willing to date a trans woman, so naturally he's lonely, fragile, never had a gf before etc. and I'd feel horrible if I hurt him. He seems like a very nice guy in regardless of anything else too.

Basically what I'm asking is if I should just break it off now so I don't end up hurting him later on, or should I stay with him and hope for the best.

I really want to make him happy too, and having a girlfriend probably helps a lot with that.
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>>5534377
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>reddit on transgenders
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>>5534342
Yeah, I know
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>>5534387
Oh wow, its -1 C where i am right now :|
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>>5534387
i am so sorry. it's 44 here tomorrow but after that i am so fucking lucky for it to be like 24 and 27 etc.
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>>5534390
Yeah, worst thing is it's Dubbo, so no beach or anything
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>>5534396
dubbo.wmv
god whoever posted that yesterday, you fucking killed me.
im on a farm so no beach here either and no air conditioning, i might actually die. send help.
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>>5534371
I thought he just shaved his head. Last I heard he was doing ok, havent been there in ages though
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>>5534319
you look like my best friend
kiss moi
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>>5534402
yeah he does. god i miss him, because i got to actually go outside and get coffee on the way there, sort of like a tradition i built.
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>>5534400
>You'll love this one
https://youtu.be/PRSqBhgZ9X0
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>>5534380
pls respon
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>>5534380
Respon
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>>5534408
woah those my fukken cousins there bro.they a good mob.
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>>5534413
come on
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>>5534411
I'll make this fucknugget proof for you:
Do you like him?
Y/N.

If Y: No.
If N: Yes. And Come clean.

IS that so fucking hard?
Also, stop trying to find love on /r9k/ that's considered exploitation.
>>
>>5534421
I like him, but I don't know if I love him.

I'm just as pathetic as most of the guys on there anyway, and I thought I was helping someone who felt like he was hopeless out.
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>>5534424
you don't love him. don't even try to delude yourself. if you really like the guy, meet him. then see where things go.
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>>5534424
You like him but don't know if you love him.
Let me do the work for you here:
Y=No. Stay with him.
Simple as that.
Love is a process. You have to build love from a solid foundation. It's not something that just happens. It arises from the affection and bond that you two form.

Now get out there and build that bond and let the fucker grow.
And for the love of god don't you dare be selfish about it, a relationship is a two way street.

Oh, right one last thing.
Gardy lurks on /lgbt/
If you've ever seen the threads, you know who I'm talking about.
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>>5534380
>>5534429
meh guys suck just get with other trans girls
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>>5534432
this desu
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>>5534432
I-I like girls darnit!
Well... one guy made me feel real special once...
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>>5534440
blocked.
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>>5534439
but yume told me she found herself on an acid trip and shes a femboy now not trans
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjGUt7Qda_I

Literally ufufu logic.
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>Tfw don't have a ribcage this small
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>>5534439
How to into MtF gf?
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>>5534443
Ufufu fucked dogs?
Also why is it socially acceptable for women to fuck dogs
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>>5534451
>Also why is it socially acceptable for women to fuck dogs
since when??
Let's take your premise, which is clearly not true, and ask, why wouldn't it be? as long as the dog initiates.
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>>5534450
Flirt with everyone here till you get a cute mtfg gf
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>>5534443
>>5534451
>>5534456
Trip off for my dogfucking ethics. Why contain it? S'cool.
>>
>>5534459
I don't know how to flirt
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>>5534459
I get the feeling that this would cause more problems than it would solve...
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>>5534461
>taking your trip off for that
>not openly wanting to fuck dogs
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>>5533869
>>5533893
>>5533946
oooh are we posting masc4masc pics
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>>5534466
wow stop making me like you more and more.
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Our queen made another video
https://youtu.be/GevY7tLRvcY
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>>5534462
Flirting is literally the easiest thing to do you sly minx.
>>
>>5534462
But you're so cute how could you not?
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>>5534450
I dont really know senpai, yume just kind of flew into my life suddenly and took my breath away

just be sincere with people and dont be afraid to give your skype out and be heartfelt with the anons/trips that need it?
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>tfw your shoulders and ribcage are freakishly large
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>>5534450
1. Find someone super awesome like Kiwi
2. Give your new kiwi lots of attention and affection
3. Fall in love with her super hard
4. Your new kiwi will confess to you at the same time you do to her
5. Enjoy your new kiwi gf
Kiwi is mine tho so find your own
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>>5534475
Well it ain't easy for me

>>5534479
I'm not sure
Maybe I just don't appear cute irl

>>5534480
I should actually wait some time before attempting to get into a relationship
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>>5534484
I don't like giving people lots of attention
I feel like I'm coming on too strong
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>>5534485
I just gave you an example of how to flirt dingus lol.
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>>5534480
all u have to do is prey on unsuspecting weak women like a vulture

just remember that all women are lesser and weaker than you and dont let ur emotiosn get in the way

also start wearing like.... i dont know what they're called uhhh those shirts without the sleeves that guys wear

yeah
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>>5534483
why doesnt my girlfriend post with a trip?? youre sounding just like her right now.
>>
>>5534467
>masc4masc pic
>that was my pic attempt at passing
actually kill me
p l e a s e
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>>5534489
Calling someone a sly minx isn't flirting, you mongoloid.
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>>5534467
Liz is a cute retro lady tho
>>
>>5534485
It's an acquired thing for most people, don't worry if it's a bit clumsy at first, it gets more natural once you're more comfortable with yourself.
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>>5534450
Help someone near you get on HRT
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>>5534492
just use a different pic
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my gf posts with a secure trip

shes kinda a jerk
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>>5534498
disinfo.
i've done this, they were a fucking nutcase.
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>>5534489
I don't do it
Because I don't know how

>>5534496
Well then, I guess I better get more comfortable with myself

>>5534498
But I need HRT first
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>>5534490
wife-beaters?

>>5534485
it's up to you

I waited until over half a year on hrt to even think about dating, and besides that its better to make sure you're comfortable with yourself before adding another person into the mix

>>5534502
wow rude
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>>5534505
-platonically domestic abuses u-
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>>5534494
>a bot isn't the first thing to say I look like seth rogan
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>>5534511
Btw I'll probably be in melb at like the 6th of march
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>meanwhile, on /b/
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>>5534515
Looks way better than me
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>>5534514
we shall have to get dumplings!
>>5534515
>looks like an ex of mine started doing hormones
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>>5534466
Can you knot?
>>
>>5534508
as long as its platonic its okay, just remember I aint no fag
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>>5534484
I tried steps 1-4, she didn't confess back, we are pretty close and we do couple stuff 24/7, she just doesn't want me to be 'that' person to her
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>>5534522
damn right!
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>>5534515
christ that kinda hair is more common than i imagined. i should like change my hair i feel disgusting now. but ive alwaysbeen natural and my hairs too thick to straighten. ive always wanted curls but theyre hard to keep
>>5534521
pls stop, ive heard that joke a LOT.
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Friendly reminder that no one will want to marry you if you don't have a respectable dowry
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>>5534529
idiot.
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>>5534519
>dumplings
:O
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>>5534527
>pls stop, ive heard that joke a LOT.
It's a mtfg meme to reuse knot jokes
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>>5534523
There's always gotta be an element of attraction and that "spark" people talk about. Like with Kiwi and I, it's hard to explain, we just click and there's something indescribable between us that we don't have for other people. She's my baby and I wouldn't want it any other way. Other people, I'd rather them just be friends, I couldn't see them being indeed, "that" person to me.
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>>5534534
oh, i used to do it like every fucking day with my friend. she used to tease me and talk about buying a dog. n- extremely uncool.
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>>5534535
>tfw I don't know what that feels like
>tfw I'll probably never understand it
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>>5534535
stop sucking up to me you nerd
i'm not gonna forget how you fucked up that last game when we could have won
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>>5534539
You'll feel it some day. It took me a long time to feel this way about someone after my last relationship, but Kiwi just came into my life one day and boom, I felt it. It'll be unexpected and sudden, but don't give up hope you'll feel it.
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>>5534538
>>5534539
I've sucked a dog penis before, never had it do me though
>trip disabled to prevent being made fun of
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>>5534532
>being genuinely angered by jokeposting that isn't even meanspirited
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>>5534540
Oh shush, you know I just do it because I like making you blush.
And that was totally your fault miss "distraction".
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>>5534523
you could be like me and land a relationship at the drop of a hat. then ruin it in less than a month because they get bored
>>5534533
there are plenty of fun options here
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>>5534543
i had a laugh about that joke dont worry girl i got u
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>>5534547
Thanks senpai.
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>>5534541
I hope so. I'm mostly scared that I'm just not capable of it, or not capable of noticing it, or something... I'm not even really sure what the distinction is between friends and a significant other, or anything like that.
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Friendly reminder that no one will want to marry you if you don't have a respectful amount of piety
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>>5534553
but I'm not pious
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Friendly reminder that no one will want to marry you if your family name isn't prestigious
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>>5534554
then im afraid i have to break up with you

i only date wholesome christian girls (not a joke)

sorry you had to hear it this way..
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>>5534542
how was it
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Friendly reminder that no one will want to marry you if you're a memelord

>>5534556
>implying you can get rid of me at this point
nice meme
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>>5534552
When you feel it you'll know it. It's a wonderful feeling where you know you'll jump through any hurdles and do whatever you have to to be with this person and make them happy. You'll miss them when they're not around, you'll be thinking about them constantly, and you'll be cheered up just by their presence.
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>>5534557
I liked it, it was a bit scary that the dog would freak out but he seemed to be pretty okay with it.

It looked really weird up-close but I would do it again in a second if I had the chance.
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>>5534560
theres only one way to get rid of vermin like u
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>>5534560
this is the only true one.
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>>5534564
how did it taste though?
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>>5534565
with a leash??
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>>5534568
well not exactly....

stop posting and come to bed idiot retard

thanks
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>>5534563
Everyone says that... It's hard to keep believing it, though. I'd be kind of okay with something like that being unrequited at this point, just so I know I'm not defective
There are definitely some people who cheer me up just by being around, at least...
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>>5534564
Did he but in your mouth? Did you swallow?
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Does Circé still come by here? I miss her cute webms
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>>5534575
It took me over a year to feel like this about someone, it's all about meeting the right person. Thankfully Kiwi has done a nice job of being that person for me.
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>>5534582
yes.
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>>5534584
>Over a year
>19 years
I guess I'll just keep hoping... Sorry for being a depressive idiot
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>tfw actually have nice and okay tier clothes
>too scared to wear them and always go out looking like a hobo
>really cold also, have a nice-ish jacket but scared to wear it
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>>5534591
Depression could be getting in the way of you having love for other people like this. Are you currently being treated for it?
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>>5534596
post them.
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>>5534591
I didn't really fall for someone till I was 24 lol
She was my first kiss and I love her a bunch even though we never ended up in a real relationship.
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>>5534599
The hobo ones?

And by nice i mean just casual clothes like tops, hoodies, jeans jerseys and such
But theyre nice on my scale since i wear same clothes for the second year and theyre xxl cheap 30euro things.
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>>5534604
both.
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>>5534601
>mfw my first love was a catholic ministers son when we were in highschool
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>>5534598
Ah, sorry, I meant like... colloquially depressive. I might actually be or whatever, I've never consulted a professional or anything so I don't know.
>>5534601
I should probably just try not to think about it. If it is this magical thing you just know when it happens then there's not much sense pondering it when it hasn't.
Thanks for the perspective, both of you
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>>5534606
That's cute.
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goodnight mtfg
I keep holding on because im so desperate for things to get better, my thoughts and feelings have failed me and i want to stop existing, to stop feeling, to not have this body, to be anybody but me, i want to keep holding on so desperately to those i love, but im just making a fool out of myself thinking i should be alive
Sleep dreams, maybe tomorrow will be another day worth living for
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>>5534624
Good night, I hope you feel wonderful tomorrow <3
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>tfw im on autopilot zombie mode cus 2 hours of sleep last night
i really need to fix my sleep schedule @_@
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>>5534637
i really need to fix you some coffee.
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>>5534611
he was really sweet and treated me really well. then he joined the defence force, went to Timor and we drifted apart
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>>5534641
Aw, I'm sorry :( it sucks when things don't work out.
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>>5534641
Australia?
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>>5534640
i'm way ahead of you on that one anon, i finished work and my first point of call was the coffee shop
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>>5534648
good. you make me rproud. least you get to pass out when uget home
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>>5534649
yeah im gonna shower and change my bed linen, then bask in the comfyness
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>>5534644
that's way life is sometimes, most of them after that were either really nice and my insecurities ruined it, or they were abusive
>>5534647
Yes
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>>5534655
sounds comfy as fuck. enjoy.
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>first round on cs:go
>call out locations after dying
>two dudebros start talking to me enthusiastically and asking me if they can buy me skins for the rest of the game, asking how old i am and such
>tell them i'm a boy so they'd leave me alone cause i was playing with grace
>they continue talking to me like i'm a cis girl
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>>5534661
>tfw she didn't leave me in exchange for obscene amounts of kiwis that were offered as payment
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>>5534664
because you have a wallet too.
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>>5534661
>>5534664
You nerds playing matchmaking or casual?
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>>5534668
A wallet with a finite amount of money in it, she knows I'm a NEET. If Kiwi loved me for the money she picked a bad gf.
>>5534670
We're trying to git gud at comp but it's already starting to wear away at my psyche.
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>>5534673
if you got gud it wouldn't be an issue.
>>
It's my dream in life to murder someone from mtfg.
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>>5534676
I guess not but that's part of what wears me down. When I hear how shit I am constantly, it makes me not want to even bother.
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>>5534684
>not liking being bullied
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>>5534684
wtf i play on eu, and yurop is well known for pretty much being a toxic wasteland full of slavs and i never get flamed (and i suck at cs)
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FUCK YOU RAWR YOU DOXXING PIECE OF SHIT
I HOPE yOUR DAD gETs OUT OF JAIL AND FINISHES THE JOB ON yOUr SORRy ASS
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>>5534687
I'd rather be the bully desu
>>5534688
Yeah see, 3/4ths of my games are with unbearable members of the community. Sometimes I'll get neat people who are kinda fun, like the guys who Kiwi mentioned (tho they were kinda dicks), but most of the time it's just scum. When I start a game I have to be okay with knowing I'm about to endure an hour of what's probably going to be not fun and rather depressing.
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>>5534467
>lizbel is a cheater
I can hit 100 with guymode pic too
you're just using your best girlmode pic
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>>5534691
*you're just NOT using our best girlmode pic
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>>5534691
>>5534692
best hugbox ever
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>>5534690
Are you doing your 10 wins to gain your rank? cus placements are pretty shitty
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>>5534691
Liz is cute I bet and is just pretending to be ugly so nobody hits on her
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>>5534684
>she never got conditioned by australian CS1.6
seriously we're like russians but worse because you can sort of understand what we're saying
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>>5534695
I've got my rank but Kiwi doesn't. Every single game it's someone cheating or smurfing or both and I get to listen to everyone shittalk the whole game and ugh. I know I need to get better but would it be too much to ask that I get a game where someone isn't a smurf?
>>
Could this thread get any more manly right now?

Disgusting
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>>5534701
Don't worry I installed a pyro-vision like mod for CSGO so everything is pink, fluffy, and nice.
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>>5534698
I wish for a reality like that
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>>5534688
Those are some hurtful words Rumy.
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>>5534699
i did my 1000 hour purgatory in league of legends, you need a skin made of titanium to survive the flaming in that hellhole

>>5534700
ahh i see, once Kiwi gets her rank the quality of games will improve for sure, also shameless plug of my shitty ace and back to back deagle headshot clips https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V0m57XAXjM
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>>5534711
Don't worry. i'll let you know how cute you are once I confirm it :^)
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I hate you all
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>>5534713
>LoL toxic community
>call someone out on their stupid bullshit
>BANNED LOL
>>
>tfw u tell a guy he needs to use fingers first but he doesn't listen and just shoves his dick inside and it really hurts so you make him stop and then he sleeps on the couch and you feel like a terrible human
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>>5534717
in a seth rogan kind of way
>>5534728
I hate me too friend
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>>5534733
he sounds like the terrible person desu
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>>5534733
what a fucking idiot for not listening. that's entirely on him.
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>>5534712
hardly, russians and related soviet bloc countries are everywhere on every game i play and all they do is tell me that they fucked my mother in broken english or some moonrune insult that i dont understand.

>>5534732
truth
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>>5534737
>>5534739
I tried to jerk him off but he didn't cum and I feel really bad
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>>5534746
He's still the one that fucked up here imo, if he had listened to you none of it would have happened. Try not to feel too bad :( sorry you're having a bad time.
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>>5534733
that's hardly your fault Maddie, forget trying to adjust midway most guys are done before then anyway
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>>5534733
>>5534746
that's hardly your fault Maddie, if he wasn't so impatient it never would have went that way
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neglect and jealousy are the worst feelings ever. no matter what happens from here, it's a lose-lose.
i can either let my emotions bottle up and tear me up from the inside, or i can let them all out and she leaves me.
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>>5534733
Guys who manage to be good lovers without listening at all to their partners are basically not a thing, I know everyone's telling you that already but it's definitely not your fault.
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>>5534746
how long have you know this guy?
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>>5534749
>>5534757
thank you phone posting refresh delay
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>>5534763
Why would she leave you if you let them out?
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>>5534765
>>5534757
>>5534748
Thanks ladies. <3 I'm new to fucking guys and I just feel insecure and bad at sex and bad at being a girl and I wish I had a vagina ;_;
>>5534771
A long time. Idk maybe I just wasn't explicit enough with him. He has had anal sex with cis girls multiple times afaik, but maybe they just took it?? I showed him my fingers and counted 1-2-3 on them multiple times tho >.> whatever, I will maybe at least try to go down on him again when we both wake up
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>>5534778
you'll get there Maddie >at least try to go down on him
just be sure not to just stuff it down your throat all at once
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>>5534778
I hope he at least said sorry for it, good luck with the second attempt!
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>>5534778
anal is such a fucking chore to prepare for. it kills my motivation to have sex at all. it really just isn't worth it for me anymore, personally. maybe because everyone i've known cums within a fucking minute, maybe five if i'm lucky. like, maybe there's people out there that are more romantic and controlled, but they'd be more experienced. i've only slept with virgins. (because who else would want me, lol) so i guess i shouldn't bite the hand that feeds.
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the lesbeans have this, is there a trans version?
what websites even are there for transgirls?
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>>5534796
Susans :^)
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>>5534795
Rejoice!
You must have a great bp.
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>>5534795
>not having an anal convenient diet
it's like you wanted the Nazis to win
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>>5534806
it's extremely tight. i want a sexual organ not a fucking milking machine. i want someone to stare into my eyes and kiss me while holdingmy hands and plowing me roughly into the bedsheets. i want intimacy. it's a fucking curse.
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>>5534810
i dont even know what kinda diet thatd involve. id be cleaning myself out regardless because of paranoia and convenience for hygiene. also in case some daredevil feels like tongueing me.
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>>5534811
but anon, you can still have that ahnoose
>>5534813
mostly higher fibre, it just makes it easier and quicker to clean
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>>5534795
It sounds like it's super a pain to prepare for :B I doubt I could even get virgins so I've never tried lol
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>>5534826
>>5534826
>>5534826
>>5534826
>>5534826
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>>5534811
Some here have assholes that could be used for passing freight trains. Maybe you should advertise, put yourself out there, see what comes up.
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>>5534816
no i can't. also the only thing with fibre i eat is like, mashed potato and garlic bread.
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>>5534567
It tasted like, uh, wet dog fur? I guess?
>>5534579
He didn't cum, I would have swallowed though

I feel like I'll never get the chance to get knotted by a dog or suck another again
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So I have an update to my story from the last thread, about my long time friend admitting he'd fuck me. We texted each other until like 3am and basically he wants to move to Florida with me and get a place together lmao. But then things got ugly (like I don't even remember how) so I cried and went to bed. Feeling very strange this morning. Like it was a dream, but I'm looking at the messages right now. He said he watched ts porn to "see what it might be like" with me lmao. It kind of ended with an explosive argument and I was dumb and told him how I really felt about him. Didn't go badly though... I think. I'm hoping when he talks to me later today he is still good. Not gonna lie, the thought of moving away and living together makes me cry tears of joy. I've wanted him since we started talking when i was 14
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