/mtfg/ transgirl general

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2nd for Kiwi is a qt

>>5531561
>this image
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-
>>5531573
i would probably fail at it even if i tried. idk.

4th for semen is delicious.

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good memes senpai

>>5531581
f-for what ??

>>5531583
;~; talk to me later ok ??
I wanna make sure ur ok and hopefully feeling better
get some rest tho <3

>>5531593
nooo you'd do fine I bet

I've still got a load of hrt going spare for anyone in the UK who needs some~~

>>5531589
Fuck off David

>>5531575
YO

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hiyo

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>>5531575
>semen sandwich
I would actually try this.

>>5531597
Producing and distributing child pornography

>>5531597
if i fail at selling my body for money i think i'm actually out of options
>>5531607
thats disgusting kayla there's not even any insects or dead people in it

>>5531599
Doxxing people again, rawr?

When will you realise that everyone who has ever met you wants you to fucking die?

Edie is a camwhore?
I don't believe it...

>>5531598
Why have you got spare hrt?

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Fug man hugboxing is nice sometimes
I know it's not true I look female but it's nice to delude yourself sometimes

>>5531624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR77LZoJ3uY

>>5531624
I would love to feel deluded, it probably would make me happy.

>>5531598
I'm out of Cypro and so is IHP if you got the hookup ??

>>5531600
YO

>>5531604
hi ...

>>5531624
fuck off rawr and just die already

Could somebody tell me if the first ever edition of /mtfg/ archived somewhere?
I'm interested to see how different things were back in the day.

>>5531628
too bad you have a deformed mutant head LOL

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>>5531630
hi yo

>>5531634
It was exactly the same

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>>5531627
My themesong

>>5531614
> thats disgusting

Semen is extremely nutritious and a good source of protein and estrogen.

Depending on the source's diet, it can taste amazing and somewhat fruity (diet high in vegetables and fruit) or somewhat bitter, kind of like mayonnaise (diet high in protein / meat).

>>5531621
Most people do. Appointments never overlap 100% with your perscription, e.g. two months and a bit until your next update, so, in that case, you'd have an extra month's worth when you get your new perscription.

On top of that, some doctors give oodles of refills.

Post yfw actual pedophiles are posting in this thread right now

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20 and 13 months in
I see you are harsh
How can I pass better?

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>>5531646
Mfw actual autists are posting in this thread right now

>>5531630
wassup

>>5531645
Semen is actually high in aromatase, directly converting your body's test into estradiol!

im actually using it to replace spiro

>>5531650
you arent cis?

>>5531650
This is not you, why do you feel the need to lie?

>>5531650
flawless, matty.

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>>5531634
the only thing that has changed are the people
it was shit then
its shit now

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>>5531650
You pass so well lol
skin and lips are like perf idek

>>5531652
oh
uhmm
not much just chillin wht abt u

>>5531646

>>5531651
Aren't you the one who's terrified of leaving the house and social interactions. Kill yourself

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I tried my own semen before. I didn't like it. It's like snot. And it is basically.

Also guys are gross, k.

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Has anyone here had problems with nipple discharge before? I'm really freaked out right now and concerned because my left breast discharges a dark red-brown liquid when I apply pressure. I also didn't know it wasn't normal for breast to produce liquid, which mine have done for as long as I can remember, even pre-hrt.. I'm so fucking worried

>>5531650
you literally look 10/10 cis tier.

>>5531671
It's terminal autism

>>5531671
>I'm so fucking worried
Go to a doctor

>>5531665
sssssssssame tbhon

>>5531650
hi booger

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>>5531667
I'm honestly not that socially retarded it's just very uncomfortable to be a man beast so I stay at home.

AUTIST AUTIST AUTIST

>>5531671
what, since you were 5 or something?

>>5531671
See a doctor Abby....

>>5531671
my provider said lactation is common/normal. but i'm not sure about dark liquid.

>>5531646
who's a pedophile?
>>5531650
you're pretty, i got nothing.

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>post pic of Bowie from Labryinth on fb
>lose over 50 friends
Well then...

>>5531676
>>5531688
That's the plan, but I haven't gotten a callback yet

>>5531685
I have no idea... I have always had like a clear liquid come out when I squeeze... I thought this happened to everyone..

>>5531689
right now the most probably causes are : hormonal imbalance, duct papilloma, infection, cyst, cancer. In that descending order of probability..

>>5531671
You normally aren't supposed to be lactating while there's growth going on, your dock should fix your doses

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hey girls opinions? could i pass with ffs? my body is pretty feminine besides the fact

>>5531705
Abby, are you sure you're not a cis girl?

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>sister keeps bragging/complaining about how huge her tits are
>i cant even get steam to work
Today sucks

>>5531651
Pretty sure that applies to most people on this website

>>5531715
ffs doesn't fix ugly

>>5531720
cis sister?

>>5531682
You are unbelievably pathetic and you'll get nowhere in life. Absolute loser.

>>5531707
Thanks, I didn't know that. I might just put myself back down to my old dosage then. I got moved up to 6mg E over a month ago..

>>5531716
I'm pretty damn sure.

>>5531724
Yeah, I'm the only trans person in the family I know of.

>>5531682
fuck off rawr

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>>5531725
Yes, it's sad that i'll miss out on all the fun wage slaving.

Have fun with that shit, hon.

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>>5531650
well im going to kill myself now....

>>5531732
take care of yourself then

>>5531740
Please do
plz

>>5531657
Lol not even close

>>5531659
Are you sure?

>>5531660
>>5531665
>>5531672
>>5531695
Ty I'm trying hard
Start new classes tomorrow
Freaking out per usual

>>5531681
My nose looks clean

>>5531715
doesnt look so overly masc idk
chin/nose maybe thats IT
prob gonna be at least ok minus shadow imho imo

>>5531736
Is it possible to transplant someone else's fat or breast tissue into another person?

Unrelated

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>>5531715
I'd say probably not.

> Enlongated face, cheek bone area will be very very obvious no matter what you do.
> Large lips that are too big for a woman [but might be able to look attractive if other aspects were positive, instead of a clockable attribute].
> Nose angled upward, a bit big.
> Eyes are fine.
> Large chin.

I don't think you can fix it. The enlongated facial structure is probably the worst of it, and could make you unpassable alone. The rest can be mostly fixed with surgery.

>>5531720
How big are they?

I really really hope that I can get good-sized implants. We'll see in another few weeks at my first consult~!

>>5531682
Calling someone who has a social life and a job while presenting as a woman an autist. When you're some disgusting neet sitting at home talking shit while being a man.

Ok

>>5531740
Hush
Not funny

>>5531751
No

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>>5531753
Hey this computer says I can pass bro

>>5531759
That's the only thing that will ever see you as a woman.

>>5531752
38 DD if I remember right

>>5531759
rawr you will never pass now fuckoff and neck yourself

>>5531723
>>5531750
>>5531752
thank you for confirming my thoughts

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Don't be mean

>>5531740
if you went full time you would look like that too

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>>5531770
Nah, I don't think so.

Your bullying is having the opposite effect tbhon, you're motivating me.
Thanks bro.
>>5531775
I'm not rawr you fucking retard

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angel is such a scrub. buffy always belonged with spike >.>

>>5531783
yes you are now fuck off you bald ugly faggot

>>5531783
stfu already lainanon

>>5531773
That's pretty damn big. I'm a full 34A (old +4 method like most manufacturers that I've bought from seem to use for some reason), but those melons must be hueg.

That said, I want 34DDs too. Might not be able to do so though, depending on what the plastic surgeon tells me, so I might have to settle with a C/D.

>>5531773
this is my cup size
am I lucky?

>>5531776
i dont really think your face is v masc tho

>>5531783
Doesn't matter what you look like, you're masculine beta aggressive attitude will always clock you.

>>5531783
>Your bullying is having the opposite effect

oh thats why you keep coming here...

>>5531792
You're fat.

>>5531793
all i know is i hate my face a lot and after shaving remembered why, time to let dreams die

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>>5531789
Kill yourself
>>5531794
:(
>>5531797
Nyes~

>>5531621

bought a round of hrt because I thought my script would be like 2 months after I initially expected it, but everything went better than expected so now I have a load spare

>>5531629

sorry I only have spiro and progynova

>>5531701
good riddance.

beepbeeps textwall diary entry:
coming up on 3 months and i'm liking my changes a lot. not really being gendered in public anymore aside from the occasional 'pizza guys here', but i dont really interact with many people. pretty thankful breast growth hasnt really happened yet. face started changing slightly after about 2 weeks, kind of andro now (very thankful to be transitioning relatively young). mental health a lot better. feel kind of motivated to make something of myself. eyebrows growing in darker (!), hands changing slightly. upper body starting to distribute fat a little. starting classes next week and will still be in boymode. still hate shoulders/chin. worried about social transition/cues i havent picked up on yet.

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Well I see is bully and sad time
Think I'll just go head out :/

>>5531800
i dont think your face is that bad
idk i thought i needed ffs etc and no one called me cute but things are a lot better now
its partially just how you see yourself

>>5531801
I would kick your fucking teeth in if I ever met you.

>>5531801
I guess it's time to push your shit in again, like yesterday.

>>5531800
So what's next?
Kill self?

>>5531803
How old are you beepbeep?

>>5531801
xd

>>5531808
That's very masculine of you.
>>5531809
What happened yesterday?

>>5531807
im happy for you, i guess ill explore if theres away to shorten faces

>>5531811
that was already the plan, so yea kill self

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so young stalin looked like this

>>5531819
I hope you die tonight

>>5531827
I hope you find a way to calm down, being this buttblasted can't be good for you.

>>5531819
Whoops no images now.

>>5531811
turning 23 in a few months, senpai.

>>5531803
you're gonna be fine
keep the body change updates up too for curiositys sake, gives me hope for a good transition
I love you

>>5531832
I'm not angry or upset though. I just want you to be killed.

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>>5531834
>>5531839
Sure thing

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>>5531782
kayla's face is god awful

>>5531846
better hair, makeup, and clothes and kayla would be a solid 8/10

>>5531843
Keep posting those images doughnut. That's less of your whiny trolling every time.

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>>5531650
>mfw I'll look this good ever despite having ffs

>>5531846
ayy lmao

>>5531856
Yeah no. None of that can hide the crazy.

>>5531859
>doughnut
What is this insult even?
Literally kill yourself in real life hon.

>>5531866
i think she acts like a normal girl actually, they are all a little nutty

>>5531877
hi kayla

>>5531650
Do you get your eyebrows professionally done? They're def on point. I can never get mine to look half as good as yours.

>>5531877
Kayler acts like an unhinged momma's boy, not girl.

>>5531650
>How can I pass better?
Get more sleep desu

>>5531790
34DD isn't as big as you'd think. I have 34DD and they don't really look big.

http://www.brabandproject.com/gallery/search?band=34&cup=DD&age=&brand=&sister_sizes=0&search=Search

>>5531888
please she doesn't even have eyebags that bad
mine are literally 2x as bad

tfw your long-time best friend finally admits he wants to fuck you but hrt turned you asexual. time to kill myself.

damn, the new bowie album is really good too.
>>5531826
yea i remember discovering i was into dudes in lke 9th grade because i saw this photo

hon genocide best day of my life

>>5531893
it seems like half of /mtfg/ pass better as pandas than as girls.

>>5531894
._.

>>5531837
i have a fan!! ty! ill start documenting body changes. dont think ill be posting them for all of 4chan though. love you too, anon.

>>5531846
>reposting other peoples pics
pretty shitty of you, if not kayla. if kayla, ive been meaning to say to you; you didnt have to unfriend me on skype. im genuinely trying to be everyones friend.

>>5531894
Do it anyways.

>>5531894
>tfw your long-time best friend finally admits he wants to fuck you but hrt turned you asexual. time to kill myself.
Sounds like a badly written manga.

>>5531897
>not being pandakin

>>5531901
>not unfriending all boring people
y

>>5531901
Stop oppressing Kayla on Skype you passing shitlord!!!

>>5531897
id make an ok girl with a nosejob

>>5531897
;~~; not my fault


meanie

>>5531893
Mine are literally 20x as bad ;~;

>>5531903
i might, idk

>>5531904
right?

in all fairness i've known he's interested for a while but only very recently has he kind of accepted it and has been willing to talk about it. he took it kind of personally when i explained all of this.

>>5531861
Where did you go for your surgery?
What did you get done?
Also don't be silly

>>5531882
Yes I go to an upscale salon for them
In between session I do a lot of touch ups at home with touch up razor set from sephora

>>5531901
not an anon <3

>>5531913
Eyebags are the least of your worries.

>>5531894
woah this same thing happened to me
like this dude i've hung out with and played video games with online since i started highschool and he confessed to me a couple weeks ago. i feel bad because i only really think of him as a friend tho.

>>5531916
did you have surgery?

>>5531888
Lol you're right
I pull too many all nighters for school

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Kinda wish I had my hair like it was before bangs AAAA

>>5531905
>not being the sub kintype red panda
It's a very niche subculture

>>5531913
same desu

exam tomorrow ;-;

halp, haaaalpppp ;-;

>>5531925
>red pandas

you are now my favorite trip

>>5531921
No I can't afford it right now

>>5531916
I guess I'll have to give this salon thing a try for eyebrows. Do they usually need you to have them grown out a bit or can they work with almost anything?

I've just been lazily using a razor the last couple months rather than plucking. >_<

>>5531930
Do you want srs badly?

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>>5531925
Whoa you're a red panda? That's incredibly kinky.

>>5531920
oh man. are we twins? i'd finally reached a point where i had accepted it wouldn't happen, and then with the whole asexual thing in the mix, i'm sad cause i don't think i care either.

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>>5531928
i have a job interview in an hour
help me more

>>5531936
b-but i have no chance of getting a job if i dont pass ;-;

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hello peeps of mtfg

I want to tell this to somebody, so here's a blogpost

I'm dating a girl currently and it's aweome. She really is amazing and we get along great.

Now go cuck out on me

>>5531936
easy: eye contact, sit up properly, speak clearly. rest is up to you senpai

>>5531935
are you gonna pity fuck him
>>5531941
no, you cuck her

>>5531931
It might take you more sessions to do what you want if you tampered with it
I hope that is not a poor choice of word
My technician did what she could to salvage them the first time
It's expensive but worth it ime

>>5531932
Of course

I think my hips are widening, im not sure if I'm imagining this but there definitely seems to be a curve where there wasn't one before. Pretty fucking excited about it.

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>>5531928
For what class??

>>5531929
>you are now my favorite trip
T-thanks senpai

>>5531933
Y-yeh .....
I'm a demiredpandaboy ^u^
panda pronouns please and thank you

>>5531936
For what job ??

>>5531941
Masc, but pass. The two biggest issues are the nose and chin. The lip style works for your face, but are a tad too big. The chin is obviously masculine.

However, the rest of it is feminine enough that you look like you could easily pull off the classic Russian butch 'I break man' look.

>>5531957
I believe in this too. Pretty sure it's extremely minor, but real.

>>5531957
REEeEeEeEeee

More intersex passing scum

>>5531958
english ;-; is a hard exam too ;-;

also the exam hall is freezing ;-;

and the chairs are uncomfortable ;-;

>>5531949
idk. i know if he whipped it out in front of me i would, lol. but is it really a pity fuck of i love him? that's kind of why i just want to call it off with him completely.

and i'm sorry if my posts seem random lol. i used to frequent the trans threads on /b/ years ago but i kind of stopped sharing stuff online but liiike i just really had to get this out somewhere.

>>5531960
This isn't Passgen, but thank you.

>>5531957
How old are you? If you're over 22 you have around a 10% chance of this happening.

Otherwise, what you're noticing isn't your hips widening, but your waist shrinking from fat redistribution. Seriously, I went from a 31ish inch waist to a 27 inch waist.

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>>5531936
be confident/fake it till you make it

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>>5531958
>demired
Wow what a special snowflake. You aren't even a real panda.

>>5531965
if you love him you should ask him out. he wants tha succ so he'll probably say yes, but you might have to put out every now and again as an obligation to the romance.
idk, i've dealt with the same problem. like, i dont want to have sex but if i'm with the person i really wanna be with, and they want sex, i can maybe do it like once a month or something.

>>5531968
You post a photo, you're putting yourself out there to be evaluated and judged. Don't post photos if you don't want that to happen.

Not directed at you, but it's a general comment for everyone.

>>5531975
I posted the photo so people know who I was. Otherwise a blogpost doesn't make sense. Need my name on the top of the website, ykno.

>>5531957
I've been taking a lot of measurements from day 1 of HRT to monitor my progress. I've lost a fair bit of weight since I started (25lbs or so), but my hips have increased from 33 to 38 in. This is over ~7 years.

Take measurements and you'll see for yourself that it's not imagination. YMMV of course.

>>5531980
Almost all of that is butt fat unless you started really young. Guaranteed.

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>>5531972
>You aren't even a real panda.
I-I've felt like this for about 2 hours now so it's not a phase okay ??
My feelings are real and if u don't cater to them u aren't a true member of the trans* community

>>5531980
wow 7 years ??

>tfw want coffee but it's too late to drink coffee

>>5531986
Ive had enough now!

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>electrolysis $1,700
>breast aug $5,500
>ffs $12,000
>srs $20,000
knowing I will never be able to afford any of that... priceless

>>5531980
yupp its probably a real thing
http://www.livescience.com/35719-hip-bones-widen-with-age.html

Do butte dimples ever go away? :(

>>5531996
can you please kill yourself

>>5531996
same honestly
i'm about to hang myself too coincidentially (your pic)

>>5531999
>>5532000
tripsss

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>>5531986
This is a safe space for real pandas. You don't understand the panda struggle. Please check your privilege and leave, shitlord.

>>5532000
>Brazilian butt lift $5000

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>>5531986
i h8 video games xd

>>5532010
xD

>>5532012
but I <3 u

>>5532014
>>5532010
xddd

>>5531984
I wouldn't deny some of it is definitely the butt getting bigger, but I've also been measuring width itself, and although I will admit I may not have been measuring the same spot consistently over the years, as far as I'm aware, there has been a couple inches width increase too. It's not just butt increase.

>>5531986
>wow 7 years ??
Ya. And changes go on forever... my boobs are still getting bigger from time to time. I just had to order new bras. >_<

>>5532012
>>5532014
>>5532015

Disgusting

>>5532021
xd

>>5532014
>>5532015
Liked, commented, subscribed xDD

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>>5532015
>>5532021
ikr

>>5532021
o-oh ;~;

>>5532019
>changes go on forever...
that's really nice to hear actually thanks

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>tfw suicidal when other people are out living their lives and being happy
I hate everyone who is happy.

>>5531846
This still looks like frieza to me.

>>5532030
None of us are stopping you from being happy. Happiness is on you to figure out.

>>5532030
I hate you and only you.
Die

>>5532023
>>5532025

Do you have any idea how triggered I am right now?

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>>5531575
Thats my fetish

>>5532042
wanna fite m8? lets take this outside

>>5531996
you could if you sold your truck and bought a cheap hatch

>>5532030
Happiness is a choice and requires work. You can't just -expect- to be happy, Kayla. You need to get out and forge your life into something you can be happy about, not just wallow in your misery on /lgbt/.

Suicide isn't the answer, but sitting in /mtfg/ hoping your life will magically get better isn't the answer, either.

>>5532037
>Happiness is on you to figure out
Oh bullshit, happiness is GIVEN to people because of sheer luck, money, and looks.

>>5532033
why do you say that?

>>5532030
Can you repost this as anon so i can screencap it and send it to my non tranny friends? they'll think the trip is weird...

>>5532050
k i l l y o u r s e l f

>>5532051
Crop out the name?

>>5532050
stop this and start listening to philosophy podcasts. we all know you have the time for it and theyre free. no more excuses.

>>5532049
>Happiness is a choice and requires work.
Work... there is that horrid word again. Work never made anyone prettier or richer. Being at the right place at the right time is why people have happiness, its all luck.

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>>5532050
SELL YOUR TRUCK
MOVE
BUY CHEAP CAR
GET SOME SURGERIES

>>5532050
You'll never be happy until you accept that it's not something that grows on trees. Happiness requires taking responsibility for your own life, and effort.

>>5532042
Idk what are your triggers. Do you vlog?

>>5532056
>start listening to philosophy podcasts
What good will that do? I just want someone to give me money or give me a job, but apparently I am too worthless for anyone to give me either.

>>5532057
If you really believe all of that... that is why you fail.

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>tfw wrinkles under my eyes at 22
dam

>>5532061
Ok

>>5532063
>what are your triggers.
cheetos and the smell of cat pee
thanks

>>5532065
is this real life????

>>5532057
I have to agree

Fate is a brutal factor

>>5532063
>effort
haha there is that word again. Effort is a word, luck creates the opportunity to create a situation where one can exert effort. Since no one will give me a job how can I "effort" my way to being financially sound and passing?

>>5532062
Truck ain't worth shit, I rolled it.

>>5532065
I want you to die a painful death you deformed mutant freak.

>>5532069
>tfw wrinkles under eyes plus laughlines at 19
im seriously gonna commit suicide

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>>5532030
Who said I was happy?

>>5532069
That's what happens when you spend all day raging at people on 4chan.

>>5532070
mhm

people and computers alike seem to guess me younger than I am I guess.

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>>5532078
It's probably fine, you just look a bit sleepy.

I have like 2-3 wrinkes, feels bad.
>>5532081
>raging
You my good sir are epic for the win.

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I guess this general will never learn.
Happiness is ignoring trolls.

>>5532075
Plenty of people are willing to give you a job, but you've made it clear many times before that you see minimum wage work as below you. Minimum wage work is better than nothing.

>>5532072
>Fate is a brutal factor
Exactly. Without sheer luck, no one who is happy would be happy. No one who passes did so from "effort," they were just naturally feminine, just like no one rich earned a dime from work, they were just lucky. Life is a gamble and I lost. Now we need places where we can get free suicide pills and check out from this miserable existence.

>>5532075
Nobody is going to hand you a job retard. That's not how the world works

>>5532086
laughlines and brow wrinkles ;-; my health could be better though
i look like tomoko at least

>>5532086
Why are you misgendering people?

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>>5532069
>tfw wrinkles and dark circles under my eyes at b8

>>5532090
>Now we need places where we can get free suicide pills and check out from this miserable existence.
literally a thought i had just last week
i want to kill myself becuase i was fatefucked too
desu ive been planning it for a while and im almost ready

>>5531671
I mostly had clear liquids (when I had them; after about five months or so on HRT I stopped having any). I did have dark red / brown liquid briefly, but it went away on its own after a week or two. The only thing I can think of is that I was taking a lot of aspirin when it started, that might have caused internal bleeding or something. Anyways, if it doesn't go away in a week or two definitely have your doctor take a look at it. (It is normal for the breast to produce a clear liquid when it's growing, by the way.)

>>5532089
Well I never applied to certain places because I just don't want to do that kind of menial work. It is below me in a way. Menial work is for people with tattoos and drug addicts, not straight laced atheists like me. I want a job a person of my intellect deserves, not something a drop out can do in between jail and sex.

>>5532103
how is that bait

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>>5532095
dw about it nerd.

Plenty of cis scum out there that have it worse.
>>5532101
Because you're a bully posting faggot.
>>5532103
Dark circles are good though.

>>5532069
>>5532078
>>5532095
hydrate and apply ice cold water??
>>5532089
this

>>5531707
If it's a red, brown or clear liquid it's not technically lactation I think; it's only lactation if milk is coming out, otherwise it's just discharge.

>>5532112
AHAHAHAH you've just made my evening thank you

>>5532093
Then the world needs to change. Not me.

>>5532104
well how fucked are you? is it money or looks?

>>5532112
For the longest time I thought Kayla was serious but this post really does it for me. You've been really going at this trolling thing hard for years, huh?

>>5532115
This is the first time I've ever spoken to you lol. Just wondering why you are in a trans thread calling people men. It's not very nice.

>>5532075
>Truck ain't worth shit, I rolled it.
when?

>>5532019
How old were you when you started?

>>5532112
Do you really think being unemployed because you consider yourself to good to do boring, easy work really sounds good? Really?
There's no harm in trying menial work and then quitting a few weeks later if you are still sure it isn't for you and isn't worth whatever it pays.

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>>5532114
The b8 is placed where my age would be : ' )

>>5532115
Are they ??
how come

>>5532124
I am being serious. I am not going to fucking even consider applying to work in a greasy kitchen while some jerk makes me do things fast, I refuckingfuse to do it. I want to work at my own pace. I want things to be like when we had our family business. It was so nice to be the boss I don't think you people even know the feeling.

>>5532112
Where's my fedora

M'lady

>>5532122
both
i'm poor as fuck can barely afford to take a shit let alone ffs

>>5532112
If you legitimately think this, then there's really nothing people on this board can do. If you aren't willing to just take a job, then you just plain don't want it bad enough.

>>5532089
#don'tmesswithneets

>>5532112
GOLD

>>5532112
>a job a person of my intellect deserves
so a mcjob?

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>>5532129
Consider taking a permanent nap.

>>5532137
Shows that you aren't a filthy normie and it can be cute.

>>5532133
I would do it if I could work alone and be under my own time limits and speed. Its like when I worked for my parents if I didn't feel like working I just stopped and went and fucked off for the day. I want to always have that kind of freedom to do what I want on the job, not what some sweaty fat corporate clown wants from me.

>>5532130
last year, it runs fine but its dented to fucking shit

>>5532112
Never change Kayla. (Seriously though you need to change for your own good.)

hey did you guys hear david bowie dies?

>>5532138
In other words, it's not luck. It's your choice to not put the effort in to be happy.

Effort means sometimes doing things you don't want to do now so you can build up the resources necessary to be happy later. It's not about luck, it's not about fate... it's about work, which you're unwilling to do. A menial job is a stepping stone to greater things... to put you in a position to achieve the things that make you happy.

If you're a real person, and not trolling, I hope you see that it IS about effort that you're unwilling to put in. The shit in your life is your own fault, and you have no one to blame but you.

>>5532116
idk :C i chalk it up to fate, give me your flawless complexion

>>5532160
wow spoiler alert nerd

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hi senpai what's up?

>>5532160
About fifty times today, but that doesn't make it seem any more real.

>>5532155
I don't get it, why are you being so hostile to me?

>>5532165
i just masturbated and got cum in my hair on accident
my palms smell like spit perpetually from it even though i wash the fuck out of them

You know you don't have to do just fast food or something. You could go for being a receptionist, that's a bit more bearable. There are jobs out there.

So I'm watching some ftm youtube vlogs and I've noticed how a lot have these really feminine/female mannerisms and just things I never noticed in women (cis or trans) because I guess you don't notice it when someone that looks female does it but when someone that looks male does it, it stands out and it's just little things like facial expressions and shit. I wonder if that's something we can pick up/they lose it since it seems pretty subconscious.

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>>5532165
Bowie is kill.

>>5532161
>sometimes doing things you don't want to do now
But see, I don't want to do things I don't want to do. I may be the only human on earth then that will not sacrifice what they believe in for being a slave to the corporate machine. I simply refuse to be a slave why people who do nothing but were lucky get to mooch off of others hard work. Want me to get a job? Then make it at a place with no ceo, stocks, or board members. I will be fine working for a place where the worker gets a share of the company's profits.

>>5532157
str8 outta r9k.
suck dick for a living then.

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>>5532155
o-oh
I hope other ppl think the same desu
down w/ normies ....
I actually have sunlight in my room now tho so they might go away kinda

>>5532160
ANNE
hey did u hear that david bowie died ??
big news huh

>>5532165
uhmm hi Kit how are u rn ??

>>5532168
oh man this thread is gold

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aaaahhhh i just got back from my first day of my new class this semester. it was quite the experience. there were tons of cute chinese boys, but a lot of sort of ass kissy annoying white girls too.

there was a marine there and he did the whole "im in school because i got tired of watcing people die serving my country thing" when he introduced himself and it took like 20 minutes and at the end everyone literally stood up and clapped for him.

its a digital writing class, and like our main project is maintaining a blog for the whole semester with weekly posts, and we have to like discuss them with each other. i want to do mine about my web dev stuff i work on but i feel like the normies in the class wouldn't understand and it would make my grade suffer.

we also have to make a twitter and give it to the class and like tweet at each other and stuff, so instead of doing that i might kill myself.

also my two best friends actually are getting divorced and i feel awful again and i don't know how to help without seeming annoying and clingy and just like garbage in general.

sorry 4 blog, i'm gonna sleep now i think. have a good night friends.

>>5532167
Because lainanon is a horrible person with no respect for anyone.

>>5532169
>You could go for being a receptionist
I have zero people skills and apparently I can't work in an office because I am not certified in Excel.

>>5532178
he would go out at age 69 lol

>>5532182
>literally stood up and clapped for him
lol america

>>5532184
You should go get some skills then. You can't get a job that YOU want if you don't have anything to offer.

>>5532173
Interesting, I've never thought of that but it makes sense.

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>>5532174
>>5532160
yeah ofc but i am really sad about it cause he was like my fav ;~; i had a big cry about it yesterday tho cause all my bowie records are at my parents house and I can't get to their house rn cause its near the bushfires and all the roads are blocked

>>5532168
hope you are ok anon

>>5532178
hi pooks !!!!!!!!! :3
how are you qt???? i am good thankyou but up really early @ @

>>5532178
I havent really been out in the sun for years so maybe that's why I have 3 wrinkles below my eyes now

>>5532175
Then you'll never be happy and it's your own fault. <3

>>5532195
Fucking kill yourself

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>>5532157
>>5532175
>if I could work alone and under my own time limits and speed
>I want to have the freedom to do what I want on the job
There are practically no jobs that allow this. That's why it's called a -job-, not -playtime-. If you aren't willing to put yourself through any sort of discomfort, then you don't have a lot of right to complain about how the world is giving you the shaft. Literally all your problems right now can be fixed with money, but you aren't willing to do what's required of someone to get it.

>>5532168
How do you even manage that?

>>5532189
>go get some skills then
But see no one can ever build skills, people have them or not. Where the fuck can I go that would prep me for a job in an office? I tried college and apparently my degree means jack shit to everyone.

sometimes i stealth finger myself as the dinner table with family and friends, they assume im just scratching my ass

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What size are your feet mtfg? US size 10 here :(

>>5532204
Figures. Watashi's first post of the day is asking for masturbation details.

>>5532157
>if I didn't feel like working I just stopped and went and fucked off for the day

AMAZING

>>5532204
Failed attempt at autofellatio I'm betting.

>>5532155
i seriously have cancer patient eyebags
>>5532195
>I havent really been out in the sun for years
iktfsohard

>>5532213
Nuh uh I posted this morning about guild wars 2 being shit.

>>5532203
Why should earning money be painful? Ceo's never break a sweat and yet they make 400 times what their hardest workers make. Why do they get that money for nothing why workers get the shaft?

>>5532201
You first faggot.

>>5532220
Lmao

>>5532204
its not hard to cum on your face, i was aiming for my mouth

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>>5532186
rofl
what a memer honestly

>>5532194
>bushfires
omg that sounds scary o-o;;

>how are you qt????
uhmm I'm okay !!
First day in my new house and it's v comfy rn
wish it had carpet tho honestly

>>5532195
b-but if u open ur blinds does that count ??

>>5532203
aaa it won't get through to her
wish it would tho

>>5532207
size 10 or 10 1/2 I think now
US

>>5532204
lay on ur back and shoot really far l-lol

>>5532220
but bitch you aint no motha fuccen CEO niggaaa

This thread is golden. Between doughnut, Kyler and bad-aim anon I can't stop laughing.

>>5532205
> But see no one can ever build skills, people have them or not.
It's true: all musicians are born able to read sheet music, all artists spent years in the womb practicing Loomis and all programmers are born knowing C++ and the unix shell.

>>5532231
haha yeah it sucks

>>5532232
So, what makes them qualified? Oh yeah, they aren't, its just because other rich people gave their buddies the job. The rich are to blame for this whole mess.

>>5532207
UK5

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>>5532203
>tfw elanna will never coddle you b/c you're a careerfag

>>5532207
I'm the same size, but honestly, things could be worse

>>5532239
Well all those people got to learn that stuff in their teens. All I learned in my teens was how to work on things and I don't want to be a fucking mechanic because its bad for the skin and hands.

but seriously guys
dont tell me none of you have ever jerked off or put stuff in your butt in public or around people? the last time i was at the urologists i jerked off in the bathroom
turns out they were waiting for me to tell me to go to the bathroom and pee in a cup
pissing was hard cus my dick was still hard
still gonna miss cumming after hrt i hope i get a mutation or something like that one trip bitch here who can still nut

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>>5532236
this

>>5532207
41 YURO

>>5532220
Believe it or not, CEOs actually work and prove themselves before shareholders will trust them with their money. If they can't perform and make good business decisions, they get voted the fuck out by the board of directors.

>>5532205
>But see no one can ever build skills, people have them or not.
...so what you're saying is, people come out of the womb as engineers?

>>5532255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2UitlmX7Uo

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>>5532239
>all artists spent years in the womb practicing Loomis
Seems like I fucked up then!

>>5532253
i eat cum like candy

>>5532252
What's stopping you from starting now? No, really, what the fuck is stopping you? Go find some free lessons on the internet and stop wasting your time with pointless bullshit here. Make something of your time.

>>5532207
US size 9. Wish my feet were smaller, but I understand that I'm lucky.

>>5532220
Do you know how much sweat the average CEO of any reasonably successful business had to break in order to get to that level? (Not that being a CEO is an easy stress-free job, despite what you may think.)

>>5532221
No u

>>5532260
i dont know how to feel about this

>>5532207
UK 8

>>5532255
Just let it wash over you Rumy. Immerse yourself in autism.

>>5532261
Eyy you still do artsy-fartsy stuff?

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>tfw 3 years HRT and flatter than a board.
https://unsee
.cc/dutesopi/

>>5532194
I hope you die in the bushfire.

I can't even.

>>5532279
More boob than I've gotten in six years.

>>5532260
Jesus christ, wtf

>kayla will never kill ximself on cam
;_;

>>5532283
Me neither

>>5532258
>.so what you're saying is, people come out of the womb as engineers?
people come out of the womb of mothers that give a fuck enough about their future to make them a college fund. If my mom gave a shit about me you think I would be here complaining? I never had a dad growing up, my biological dad left when I was 1 years old. I had one parent balance a million things and raising me right was not one of those things. What happens to people like me who weren't given the tools to make life better for themselves huh? Why should I die because the faults of my shitty parents? Why can't someone just give me money or at least a chance to earn it. All I want is a fucking chance.

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>>5532277
>Eyy you still do artsy-fartsy stuff?
Yup.