Gay General: Fiercely Fit Edition

>>5498818
>tfw tinchats are kil

>>5498430
He texted back, 7 hours later asking me out on Thursday.

I'm not gonna reply for a while now. Gotta play it cool!

Any cute brazilian guys that want to skype chat?


Eu vou posto pau... : 3

>>5498826
blame fugby

Tulpas are love.

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Love your gg sisters!

>>5498834
fuck you sandnigger muslim scum
shitskins can never be "qt"

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i <3 manlets

>>5498850
Is that tiny?

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>>5498834

You are such a creep, bro. Cut it out.

>>5498856

yeah.

>>5498850
there's nothing better than being a cute, skinny manlet dominated by a bigger, stronger man

>>5498840
I'm practicing intense gay tantric sex with my tulpa. The kundalini has been opened, and so far we've reached manipura orgasms.

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>>5498861
fixed that for you

>there's nothing better than being a cute, *beefy manlet dominated by a bigger, stronger man

>>5498844
>double dubs
How tall are you?

>>5498868
That would be degenerate.
bottoms should never be more muscular than the top

>>5498869
5'6". I'm quite small.

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>>5498870

But if you arent at comparable strength levels then wrestling to decide who tops is no fun

>>5498873

d'aww

>>5498870
agreed

>>5498861
>>5498868

>there's nothing better than being a lanklet and dominating a cute, beefy manlet

fixed that for both of you

>>5498860
>creep
lol

I got a gf now so its not that lol, i just need someone to practice portugues with.

>>5498882
still robbing the cradle?

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>>5498879

>twink

opinion discarded

>>5498882

>lanklets dominating anyone
dont make me laugh
pic related

Beefy hairy masc 5'10 and up top + skinny hairless fem manlet bottom is approved by God, anything else is a perversion

>>5498885
>practice portugues
is that what they are calling it these days?

>>5498894
Portuguese and chill

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>>5498882

Lel, getting insecure are we?

Everyone knows beefy manlets only go for other beefy manlets.

>>5498882
That's why skinny tall boys goat
>it's the closest i can get ;_;

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>>5498903
Literally if you lust for another guy then you are a legit degenerate and should just KYS you POS(piece of shit)

:3

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>>5498836
do i look like some kind of expert to you?

>>5498886

Of course

>>5498890

Butthurt

>>5498892

>masc
>5'10"

lmao

>>5498903

Tbh the shorter the guy is, the more of a slut for height he is

>>5498903
If that's the case then I really gotta work out.

As long as the guy can pick me up, he's tall enough for me.

>>5498892
here's some videos to show how beautiful it is
myvidster.com/video/52461454

myvidster.com/video/48887891

myvidster.com/video/47634729

>>5498916
>Of course
so just hooking up with the youngin' or you trying to cultivate a relationship, daddy senpai?

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>>5498917

Read the sticky yet? i recommend SS if you want to go husbando-mode.

>>5498916

Whatever man, I'll just be over here enjoying my natty musclebear mode while you struggle to even put on 5lbs on lean muscle a year

:^)

>>5498866
Ooooo im doing that also with my mommmy tulpa. I've never had a loving mother figure so she changes my dipey whipeys abd says I love you.
I love my mommy tulpa tbqh

>>5498931
Senpai has a bf now, although he get's flustered if you say so.

>>5498936
...and I'm assuming it's that 18yr old kid. Am I correct?

>>5498932
Yeah, read the sticky. Just need to mentally prep myself for how shitty it is. I don't get runner's high or the like, so working out is a drag.

>tfw no qt personal trainer bf to praise me after exercise

>>5498924
myvidster.com/video/47692260

myvidster.com/video/45481523

>>5498914
God will still love me more for not being shitskinned.

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>>5498952

I never got runner high either, im half convinced it doesnt exist.

But trust me, hitting a tough PR is a feeling like no other, and DOMS is like a boner but for your whole body. Theres a reason Arnold said working out was better than sex.

Just keep at it, and after a week or so once youve figured out how it all works, it will be great.

And remember, the earlier you start, the quicker you will look j00cy.

>>5498952
After you fully adjust to working out the high kicks in. Especially when you stop for a week or two and come back. It feels sooooo good to get back on the wagon

Running never gets better. The high is real afterward, but it never gets better in the act

>>5498861
>>5498873
>>5498879
>tfw no qt manlet bf
Gym time soon. I'll be able to lift till the feels go away.

>>5498915
I'm just wondering what my chances are of a repeat date, if I just smother a guy with my crotch. lol

>>5498968

annnnnnnnnnnnnn, come to Surreyyyy

>>5498968
I'm a soft, skinny manlet.
Be my bf.

>>5498974
Then Dublin ... and stay

>>5498968

whats your OHP at?

>>5498934
What the fuck?

>>5498968
>wondering what my chances are of a repeat date, if I just smother a guy with my crotch

There is totally a point on a good date where that's acceptable

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>>5498983
>mfw

>>5498952
Lifting feels amazing to me. Going to failure releases tons of endorphins. And pumps are like sex.

Except for legs. Fuck legs.

>>5498931

Who even knows desu

I'm just goin with the flow

>>5498932

literal sour grapes mode

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>>5498993
I've never had a date that didn't start this way.

>>5498934
You that diaper wearing obsessive?

>>5498963
Once I look juicy, can I wear those Juicy booty shorts? Tank top and short shorts worthy is my goal.

>>5498967
I used to swim five days a week, never really felt 'good' but got tolerable after a few months. I refuse to run because it gives me asthmatic stuff and that shit is horrible.

>>5498983
Im going to london this summer. If i take the train to dubsville we should get drunk and skype a swordfight to ann

>>5498974
It's so far away. ;_;

>>5498979
Post pics bb.

>>5498984
Shit. :(
Just hit 60kg for 5x3
>>5498993
Good to know. lol

>>5499010

How old are you?
Are you interested in culture + museums and stuff?

>>5499009

Yep. Or even better, wear compression trousers. Your ass will be out of this world, seriously.

>>5499010
>internalscreaming.jpeg

>>5499009
Weird. Swimming every day made me feel like a million bucks (especially looking in the lockerroom mirror afterward hnnng i looked so much better back then)

>>5499004
I dont think "date" is the right word for what you're doing, anon

>>5499015
22. It's a theatre department trip so it's almost entirely centered on cultural exhibits, plays, etc. I enjoy that sort of stuff enough

hi faggets

any cum drinking lately?

>>5499040

Do you want to visit some museums with me? I could use the chance to practice my social skills.

>>5499046
D00d leik rite nao

>>5499000
Lifting is gonna suck at first just because I've gotten so, so weak since high school. It's gonna be embarrassing.

>>5499015
Once I get an ass I'll try it out.

>>5499040
Didn't feel good during, but felt okay afterwards. I had swimming first period for a bit and basically vegged out through the first half of school from being so relaxed. Also got to hang out with some cute seniors in the locker room.

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>Hmm... my beard is a mess
>better fix this!

Aaaaand I'm 12 years old again

>>5499046

>there are people on gaygen who don't immediately consume their own seed on spilling it

it's like you WANT to lose your gainz

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>>5499014

>tfw PR'd at 0.5pl8 yesterday

aw yiss

>>5499057
eww

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>>5499057
Will...will you help me with gainz, senpai?

>>5499055
Mmm... post pics

>>5499057
>not cumming in your own mouth
absolute beginners.

>tfw want to top
>but 5'7
it was all over before it even began

>>5499051
No social skills here. I hate everything unless it's cute.

So if you're cute, yes

>>5499054
Starting day with swimming was great. Wish i likes boys back then. Lockeroom wouldve been so fun ;_;

>>5499061
Get your ass down and learn to clean (or just get a rack). That's not a lot of weight but your back isnt meant to deal with things that way. Gj on the pr. Ohp form is actually p decent

>>5499054
>It's gonna be embarrassing.
Everybody has to start somewhere. It's only embarrassing, if you don't make progress.

>>5499057
Don't want to get in the habit. I'm saving these gains to help some qt manlet get big and strong.

>tfw no muscle bf

>>5499061
Work on your butt, homo.
That qt waiting for you to finish tho...hnnnggg

>>5499061

Your butt is so hungry for those pants

>>5499064

Pleb

>>5499067

Of course <3

>>5499077

True, very shamefur dispray on my part

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How was your day /gaygen/

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>>5499091
4/10.

>>5499086
>tfw no tiny rich daddy to carry around on my peen

>>5499083

Cool. When will you be over in the UK?

Oh and I am just the fucking worst at cleaning. I'm hoping to visit the IPF london club and get someone to teach me to powerclean - everytime I substitute it with barbell rows I can feel Rippe's disapproval like a tangible presence.

>>5499090

wh-what does that mean

>>5499077
>>5499090
pretty sure my cum contains battery acid

Who is the most autistic poster here?

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>>5499091
i did fucking nothing again and continue to procrastinate despite the guilt continuing to weigh on me at every waking moment, it was pretty sick.

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minute-ly reminder that you're this gay

>>5499105

i used to be "straight" but even when i was confused i never liked shemales

its just weird, yo.

>>5499102
Feel good

>>5499097

Means it's eating them

>>5499098

Eat more vegetables and fruit then

>>5499102
Anon

But Rugby and Boogz get pretty autistic too

>>5499098
Green peas, macadamia nuts, celery sticks, pineapple, pomegranate and cocoa (probably sold as 80-90% chocolate).
you and/or your future bf will thank me.

>>5499094
Bitch you always hatin

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>>5499112

this

>>5499113

>tfw i have a video of me squatting in compression pants + basketball shorts that you will never get to see
tee hee

>>5499061
Nice. Also:
>>5499083
What he said.

>>5499086
Yet.
Post pics. I'm sure the search will go faster.

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Why can't I find finnish twinks?

ITT:
"dear sean..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6tbX2tlqvg

>>5499097
Im going in may. Are you museum social skills anon?

>>5499105

that feel when you're at black

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>>5499120
Bitch, where?

>>5498999
Hey tta
First post bussy/face/both because it'll work out better if mostly takes Ann and I take you
You adorable git
>>5499010
A "swordfight" you say ok

>>5499105
I'm pretty gay desu, I knew the last one instinctually. Black and blue. ..like my heart ;^;

>>5499109
This. Traps, trans, futa and herms never did it for me. Still think they're gross.

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>>5499105
>mfw used to fap to bridget some years ago
>now in black level

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>5499129
The all died out in the harsh Finnish winter.

>>5499102
Kaiser
Rugby
Maki
Jynx
That christian poster
Honouranon
That guy that bullies hitler

>>5499146
You arent bi enough. Male and female features in one package is greatest soviet dream

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>>5499129
too much beer, saunas, energy drink and shitposting ruins a twink body

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>>5499133

Yeah. If you haven't been to the National Gallery I'm pretty sure its a must-see. They have some dope-ass shit there, its like the Pompadour Centre but it doesnt look like a pile of shit from the outside. And its free!

but if that isnt your thing there are a whole bunch of other museums, and theyre all free as well. London is a cool place, man.

>>5499161
>too much beer, saunas, energy drink and shitposting ruins a twink body
They seem to be doing me alright. lol

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>>5499174
>lol
I want to hammer a rusty nail into your stupid face every time you say this.

>>5499160
Even though im known as a chaser among social groups.
I've never jerked off to tranny porn. They are just the best memes. It's prettu fucking disgusting really. I hope they get beat up on camera so I can jerk off to that.

>>5499105
tl, dr.

I'm just attracted to plump butts and hairless assholes and want to put my dick in them with little regard for front genitals. Is that gay?

>>5499171
Museums and british accents sound nice. Are you also anon that posted ohp webm?

Im not kidding when i say "only if you're cute".
Unless meds make me less shallow in the next 3 months

>>5499191
breederscum get

>>>/out/

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>>5499150

>>5499171
Nationgal Gallery is great, but Tate Modern will probably be more fun, especially if there's something good in the turbine hall. And it's also free.

>>5499155
Jynx is kawaii

>>5499196
I'm here.
I'm not queer.
Eat shit -preferably from my dick after it's made you anus all nice and puffy.

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>>5499210

>mfw went to that weird multi-story slide installation they had a few years ago

that shit was so much fun

>>5499194

Well, consider this.

1) i am cute-ish
2) i dont really want to hang out with someone who only hangs out with "cute" people, thats weird - i just want to chat and go to a museum, im not proposing to you or anything.

maybe youd be best off finding someone else to visit the NG with.

>>5499202
>star trek reaction image

you can't call anyone an autist

I stopped taking gingko biloba because of all the potential side effects but it's so awesome.

>>5499194
I am cute enough to show you are Dublin?

>>5499185
lol

>>5499154
Lel

>>5499217
Hey bb; you remind me of my ex bf. He was biscum too.

Fuck you. Fuck you (x)9000 if your name is David

>>5499194
Check out what installations are on at other galleries.
I've been to see some amazing stuff recently

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>>5499224
B-baito desu? It's clearly Star Warts, faggétt

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Why haven't you begun the process to become a muscle daddy yet /fit-gg/?

>>5499139
Not here o.o"

I'll get like webaidz

>>5499239
lol, not david but I would give you a hug. You sound like you need great big, long hug.

>>5499260

who said i hadnt?

>>5499265
Add on Skype then
I bet your adorable

>>5499270
Rageork is the name oops

>>5499260
Any manlet who attempts to be so is gross, also I have no willpower

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>>5499235
Die.

>>5499083
Got to see a lot of cute boys in speedos. Sometimes I wish I'd tried anything with them, but nah.

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>>5499280

>implying lanklets can be muscledaddies

lol

>>5499280
Wow fuck you size queen.

Manlets are objectively better looking muscle wise.

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>>5499267
I've been the first bf to a few guys after they were with women. Not always fantastic but I do good with conservative families

I get awkward with hugs, desu. Don't know how long to hug for or my oxygen levels

I made my boipucci gape for the first time today. I mean it was still small like the size of a 20p coin but it gaped.

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>>5499297

>mfw someone is using my OC pepe

is this what it feels like to have kids?

>>5499294
Wannabe top manlet detected

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>>5499277

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I've posted about this before, but here i go:

>be me
>live in some soon2b shithole-of-a-country
>too much conservative straight type of guys around
>no qt gay or bi boys around
>don't have the confidence to go find some
>meanwhile, straight reli-friend gets flirts and shit from gay guys
>don't have the nerve to ask for contacts(don't wanna look like a creep)

fuck me, dude

>>5499311

are you out yet? thats important.

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>>5499300
G-good job...anon

>>5499301
Dude, I totally saved it right away. I had been waiting to use it tbqh

>>5499317
Is it worth coming out if you live at home?
I literally can't afford to move out because of property prices and rent in my city.
I want to move on with my life but I feel like I can't if I live at home

>>5499304
Wannabe twink detected.

Let your pants loose so a real man can take over your anus.

>>5499317
I've only come out to my friends. (including reli-friend)

>>5499222
This exchange is making me lol the more i think about it because i never hang out with cute people. We can do w/e. Would be very nice to get away from some of the people that are also on this trip. If we're both awkward and socially incapable it'll be fun

>>5499231
Despite never seeing a pic of you, yes. We can rub bp's and ill speak in a terribly unpracticed irish accent

>>5499321
Thnx bbz. I couldn't take the buttplug that made it gape though so I guess I have more to go. I don't even know if I want to take it.

>>5499324
>Implying I wouldn't

>>5499329

awesome. i look forward to it - after all, whats the worst that can happen?

>>5499328

Well, you know what the problem is. Go fix it.

>>5499323

Yeah, why wouldnt it be?

>>5499335
You you need this manlet dick.

>>5499230
>google side effects
Jesus, is it really that bad?

>>5499340
Kek
When will they learn

>>5499307
Idgi
>>5499329
Fantastic

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>>5499347

>mfw richtwink forgets he isnt on the internet and says this irl
>mfw he gets gangbanged by a dozen furious manlets

>>5499332
Do it now, fagget

>>5499347
Fuck off eliot rodger

>>5499335
Now kithsss

>>5499383
go back to /r9k/

>>5499387
:3

I don't trust richtwink. It's just john making another troll persona after he was revealed as a daddymexican.

>>5499401
Kek, he ( >>5499404 )called you a john. You buy hookers, degenerate

>>5499404
He probably just keeps trying out different personas after Sara wasnt getting attention.

>>5499404
I posted my butt, how does that not show I'm not him

>>5499436
Because you're obnoxious.

>>5499436
Post time stamped bp

>>5499445
kek
>>5499446
will tonight

>>5499454
>tonight
Lel, I'd prep my butt for pics too.

But to address the autism here, maybe like a word some anon says to put in timestamp. It's a secure time stamp

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kek Men is hysterical

>>5499371
But it hurt

>>5499473

SAUCE

>>5499473
Hawt.

Why are you guys into the inferior gender?

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i-i cant handle all these winks from justin brehs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6YoMEPO3ck

why does he torment us?

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>>5499506

>"its kind of inappropriate to upload a naked shower video... although i thought about it... heh heh heh... but no."

Friendzoned again. :(

>tfw five foot nine
>dating a six foot 1 cute as hell twink


Why do you guys perpetuate the memes the reality of the situation is vastly different than the selective reality in which you all choose to accomodate?

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>>5499506

>4:40

>>5499339
>what's the worst that could happen?
You could turn out to be brown and drag me into once of those gang rape squads you UK'rs are all hot on these days

>>5499350
Dayum. Flights from london to dubby take as long as my daily commute here at home and cost about as much -.- I have no excuse not to visit

>>5499505
We're trying to get the biscum out, trust me senpai.

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>>5499487
Randy Blue - Chris Rockway, Justin Owen, & Max Michaels (The Coach 3 - Post Game Fucking) 720p

>>5499519
>Why do you guys perpetuate the memes
Do you know where you are?

>>5499477
I am unpleased now

>>5499553
Post your dick and I'll tell you if it's bigger than the plug, if it is, I'll do the plug right now. Timestamp needed

>>5499550
This is basically real wrestling

aside from the MMA broken noses shit

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>tfw you will never hit Justin in the nuts with 160kg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJjGB5xtD68

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>>5499568
>tfw no justin bf

>>5499562
>tfw no penis

>>5499540
Fantastic, I can show you nice food places, good places to get a pint, amazing

>>5499576
Get out

>>5499576
L O N D O N

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>>5499550
>scrolling past first page
>that looks like a porn title
>watch webm
>mfw
Oh, you guys. I've never watched porn, is that what it's like?

>>5499505
>why are you guys into the only gender that has ever contributed anything to anyone?

>>5499540
Irishanons gonna rape you and harvest your organs. Don't trust him

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>>5499574

heres the sauce for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jau1yKl4K9Q

I have legit wanked off to the opening minute of this before

>mfw justin giving me authoratitive commands while holding a puppy

>>5499588
No I can name so many famous female playwrights, composers, artists, world leaders, authors, contemporaries. Oh wait....nvm

>>5499550
Me wreastling Ann with mostly referring the gif

>>5499601

sounds like you would have been a fan of Brian Sewell

>>5499600
you jacked off to dogs. sicko

>>5499592
Shush I only need kidneys
I go though them like water

>>5499105
I've wanted to be dressed up like a girl and pegged in the ass since I was like 7, I didn't need to through the steps. I look like a girl but I seem really straight. I'm just a pretty guy

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>tfw im a depressed skinny /fa/ggot
>looking at this thread depresses me even more
I come here once every month just to feel even shittier. I hate you all

>>5499623
I like skinny guys :-)

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>>5499623

Read the /fit/ sticky. Do SS and bulk. You will look a million times better in like 6 months

http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>>5499623
Why? Half of us are skinny and thenother half is depressed. You fit right in.

>>5499577
That does sound amazing. Can we get drunk and fight people? I imagine that's like half ireland's tourist attraction

>>5499640
The other half is some really beautiful landscapes and historic sites. I had a lot of fun in Ireland when I went, would go again.

>>5499640
We could fight each other or wrestle ...
Or something

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>http://todayireadthis.com/2016/01/05/memorabilia-by-xenophon/

neat!

>>5499656
Nigga you thirsty lately.

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>>5499639
>Do SS and bulk
I dont want to get /fit/ I just want to have someone to hug and do silly stuff with and hold hands while we watch movies and cuddle in the morning. I just want to feel more than just existing

>>5499680

oh
why dont you ask someone out then?

>>5499665
>brucebanner.gif
That's my secret
I've always been thirsty
It's just a mix of being tired, bored and knowing how cute mostly homo is

I usually just hide it Tbh but if I had my way ... I'd cuddle every one on gg once as best as I could to try and cheer them up
>>5499680
iktf

>>5499535
Le sigh...young Marlon Brando..so beautiful.

>>5499680
Where you from anon

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>>5499687

>Irishanon wants to cuddle me

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>>5499692
Not as beautiful as you!

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>>5499692

>tfw you google "marlon brando old"

:[

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>>5499687
>when irishanon calls you cute

When did you get soft all of a sudden you used to be one of the biggest assholes on here.

>>5499703
Get ready mate
>tfw you'll secretly love it
Oh yeah
>>5499710
I realized the error of my ways
I originally didn't want to be an asshole and I'm finally correcting it :3c
I'll cuddle you too and make you soft too ... :D

>>5499684
because i'd be publicly shamed, I dont live in america and this isnt like the movies. There is no happy ending, just me. I'll just go back to lurking

>>5499692
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m926m2UxOA1ry4t6no1_1280.jpg

>>5499708
Bully-kun I've seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers enough times to know something is wrong with you.

>>5499709
Don't remind me

>>5499720
>so vintage

>>5499719
Russian senpai?

>>5499719
Don't be like that ffs anon. Put yourself out there.

Rejection (and if you're skinny that is unlikely) is not as bad, not even half as bad as knowing that once upon a time you squandered your chances.

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>>5499718
Gayyyyy

Tbqh im trying to become a nice person but I can't. Im too masculine. I straight up look like an asshole. I just can't be nice to people.

>tfw I lose all potential relationships because im an asshole and I keep talking about violence and anger
>tfw you fake niceness just to get laid but on the inside youre an angry bitter man who takes out hatred on people


How do I become nice irish sempai?

>>5499519
I'm 5'9 as well but I've been talking to a guy who is 5'11, not as big a diff.

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>>5499727
>Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Never seen it, our age gap is showing.
I'm just in a spunky mood at the moment!

>>5499737
Forget about violence and anger
Just try to be happy and make other people happy doing so I guess
That's my best advice

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>>5499720
>vintage gay porn

>>5499737
You need to open yourself to potential pain before the love can flow in, otherwise the bitterness will fester push others away to protect itself.

>>5499749
>age
How old are you anyway?

>>5499766
It's Marlon Brando sucking off Wally Cox. Brando has attested that the image is legit in a book.

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>>5499750
>>5499768
Love and happyness is gay as fuck though and violence and anger is fun.

Happyness is a pleb goal to try to obtain tbqh and love in general is a fake emotion. All that's in this world is anger and hate.

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>>5499773
Twenty one and a half.

>>5499787
Thanks for that edgy mcedgyfuck

>>5499787
>gay as Fuck
And look where we are

I'm just saying that's I what I did

>>5499787
EDGE
D
G
E

>>5499787
Are you 13? Violence and anger are hot, but only in a rapey kind of "I'm pissed you're playing mindgames with me so Imma rape you now" loving way. Afterwards should be incredibly gay cuddling and soap opera-style confessions of mutual vulnerability.

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>>5499687
>how cute mostly homo is
Aw gee whiz, irish

>>5499787
maki pls

>>5499737
Smoke pot and be cynical with me. We'll disrespect some bottom qt

>>5499798
r u back?

i thought u killed yourself.

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reminder that if you dont lift you will never get a qt + loyal long term boyfriend

>>5499839
Nah senpai lowkey no chill desu imo holla good shit

>>5499841
aren't you biscum?

>>5499506
this .webm makes me feel things

>>5499807
Oh stop it you
You know your cute af
But not for long, not when I'm done wrestling you

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>>5499838
>smoke pot
Lel no im not some degenerate who thinks that's cool. The only drugs worth using are stimulants for them mental and sexual gains and alcohol to relax. Pot is literally the worst drug and I've put many stoners in the hospital because they are like rapists. They can't accept a simple no when they don't want to smoke. The only thing I smoke is stoners. I have about 420 to beat the shit out of each and every one of you stoner fucks.

>>5499801
That sounds like something a gay man would say.

>>5499892

2:10 is the best bit

would you guys date someone who had a nose job tbqh?

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>>5499930
Lel
>tfw smoking with doctor in physicists/astronomy while listening to jazz.
>tfw involved positively in my community and getting scholarships to UCSC


I don't force people to smoke. You just deal with dumbfucks on pot. It's okay, don't get triggered.

>>5499979
This is the second time you've bragged about your life to me today. If I met you id literally beat the shit out of you and leave you bloody in the streets. Ill make you get medical pot after im finished with you for your pain that im going to inflict on you you degenerate fuck.

>>5499990
Come at me lol

What do you weigh? 135? Kek
>2EdgE4me

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just came home after a nice night of hitting the bars with some friends

for once I didn't see any niggers at all, I guess they can't handle even slightly cold weather

>>5500010
Id rather cum in you tbqh. I want to take advantage of you while you're high as fuck and you're lost in your silly world you have created just lying on the bed while I bring you into a new fantasy...

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>>5499709
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8b/ea/ca/8beacaebfb560f7ea1cb2cd0d1884657.jpg
http://www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/don-juan-2.png

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>>5500032
>they can't handle even slightly cold weather
well duh.

>>5499990
This is the second time today you've bragged about your life to me today.
Nobody cares how much of a keyboard warrior you are. You're posting on the LGBT board on 4chan. Unless you can provide us with a timestamped Pic, it's obviously you're some fat neckbeard Virgin getting some kind of pathetic rush out of pretending online to be the type of man you wish you were.

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who's the most famous person you've received messages from on grindr?

me:
>daveywavey
>and pic related

i also asked them for timestamps and they delivered but i blocked them right after because of my anxiety.

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>>5500049
>south african yaaaassss qween

>>5500061
some ugly porn star for some studio

>>5500061
I don't think that's anything to be proud of. Davey is literally the most rancid spawn that the LGBT community has spat out

>>5500033
>Dubz
We can totally do that. .. I uh... need to be put in my place. But I don't give in easy desu. I wrestled 215's in high school. One slip and we'll find a new sub bottom

>>5500055
New pasta
>This is the second time today you've bragged about your life to me today.
Nobody cares how much of a keyboard warrior you are. You're posting on the LGBT board on 4chan. Unless you can provide us with a timestamped Pic, it's obviously you're some fat neckbeard Virgin getting some kind of pathetic rush out of pretending online to be the type of man you wish you were.

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>>5500093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8COXpKCLfI8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AajzoSNWegM

>>5500101
Fucks sake, you just took me back to my MySpace days

>>5499990
This ones a better pasta.
>>5500095

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>>5500110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZlpuoR-dlQ

I want to go back to those days, mostly just to beat myself up.

>>5500110
That's today for aussies

>>5500127
STOOPPP I HAD THIS ON MY IPOD.

Hollywood undead/killhannah/alice in videoland/ hellogoodbye always my profile songs

>>5500127
>>5500135
http://youtu.be/3GO7qQXjMV0

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>>5500135
Me too, I still unironically like that song.

>>5500147
Holy shit, I totally forgot about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBDnHZNbjCg

2007 was such a fun year.

>>5500165
Can anyone shop this face onto a trap?

>>5500165
Psyeah.
He sounds like he has a cold hahah.
I wonder what he looks like now

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>your parents never hugged you
>no one ever will

>>5500187
vile lad

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Don't over sleep and forget about your plans senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz7Txwovb_Y

me irl

Does anyone else play Neko Atsume

Guys im "straight" but I think I have my first boyfriend!


Im really happy were going to get cuddly. He loves my hairy chest and were going to get really gay.

Convince me to not bareback im bad with controlling myself and just let it all out.

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>>5500267
no

>>5500283
what is that dumb shit?

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>>5500304
dno some furfag game with a way too high budget

jesus christ, why did i let my body hair grow so much
it'll take me forever to shave this shit off again and i'm so fucking lazy

i look disgusting

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>>5500329
wait stop

can you transfer it to my body?

>>5500309
please stop posting it, I'm going to have an autistic fit.

>>5500329
I've gotta veet my back and I'm gonna use electric hair clippers to shorten the hair on my butt cheeks before my date on Thursday. I would hair removal cream my butt, but i have hairy legs and the hair would just abruptly start and that would look weird af

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>>5500336
stop replying and I will

>>5500282
Nobody cares

>>5500335
why would you want this shit?

you should see my crotch. it looks like there are animals living in it.

it was so perfectly smooth a few months ago. :/

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>>5500349
My crotch hair is a living forest as well but I'd like some on my body desu

>>5500355
it's gross
you're lucky desu

>tfw you see your reflection/face in a camera and your whole day and mood is

>>5500383
ruined

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>>5500381
wrong it's the coziest thing ever
>tfw no hairy bf to lay on the couch with at night and fondle with his cozy chest hair

>>5500355
>tfw
i wish my chest was as hairy as my ass and legs and crotch and stomach and arms ;~;

>>5500389
tbf i really wouldn't mind a hairy bf, but i don't like hair on myself

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>>5500403
What's the difference? Your bf will want hair on you just as you want it on him. It's manly and I thought gays liked manly features

>>5500396
You're a beautiful MAN unlike the shitty fembois.

I stood up someone because i was sleepy
how do I make it up to them

>>5500414
c: i am so kawaii desu

>>5500422
You really are tbqh...and you're not a freak just a classic gay man that seems to be a lost art.

I want to eat your ass.

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>>5500422
2 bad ur groce.

>>5500411
>Your bf will want hair on you just as you want it on him
What makes you think you know anything about my future bf?
And I don't intend to date a guy who wants or expects me to be manly.

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>>5500443
>What makes you think you know anything about my future bf?
Did you read my entire post?

>>5500433
eat dis boipoussé like groceries bb

>>5500434
i hope one of my anus hairs gets caught in your throat next time you're tongue deep in me

>>5500450
Yes, I did. You made a ridiculous generalization saying that gays liked manly features such as hair, which can't be that true, otherwise skinny, hairless twinks wouldn't be some of the biggest sluts in the lgbt community.

>>5500456
Ill eat it for you bb ill make you grab on the bed post because you can't control yourself tbqh...

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>>5500456
Gulp.

>>5500463
isn't that because of the close ties the lgbt community have with pedophilia and so many gay mens reluctance to let go of their childhood gay experiences? isn't that also way twinks think they die when they become 20 because they no longer look like children and people move on to those that do? isn't that also why so many of them become trannies?

>>5500463
>You made a ridiculous generalization saying that
Nope, I just vented my thoughts and did no such statement. You can reread my post again if you like.

>>5500476
>isn't that because of the close ties the lgbt community have with pedophilia
stopped here tbqh

>>5500476
>why so many of them become trannies

Stopped reading there.

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>>5500476
>tfw dont want to look like a tranny but dont want to look manly either

Suicide at 25 is viable

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>>5500484
are you denying that lgbt was co-opted by nambla, they even had fucking Allen Ginsberg advocating for it. then it was hushed and put under the covers, but we all know that's basically what "twinks" are.
and fem"boys", and fucking "boy" pussy.

>>5500478
No, you said that my bf WILL want hair on me due to the fact that he is gay.
You can reread your post again.

>>5500456
>boipoussé
why is misspelling this term so fucking endearing

fucking magical cock goblins

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>>5500503
He will though trust me hun

>>5500510
I don't think that someone who is attracted to hairy masculine man would ever want to be in a relationship with me, though.

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>>5500474
>gulp
>mfw he swallows my ass hairs on purpose

>>5500465
i'm sorry, people saying stuff like that just makes me giggle
it's silly

>>5500506
;) :*