/mtfg/ Transgirl General

>>5485801
Lewd

>>5485806
I got a pretty high hair line too
Hell I got a long face in general, can ruin my mood depending on the day. I keep seemingly switching from body to facial hatred.
Like a few days ago I wanted to punch my body, now I seem (somewhat) ok with it and I'm begin to hate my face now.

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>no sex
>no drugs/alcohol

1st for being pure

>>5485799
I think most remember you from the plug back in the days.

>>5485813
Same muh nigga

>>5485799
I just heard of you from others, never really saw you post myself
Your youngish and used to spend time in TC right?

>>5485803
eww le reddit

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>>5485801
My kinda edition.

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>>5485801
Very lewd

>>5485811
Ive put a lot of hours into Shogun 2 but not many people play anymore, its sad.

>>5485813
Alcohol is pretty awful, smoke weed all day erry day.

>>5485824
I put about 76 hours in it.
Only won once.
All other times I got bored halfway through or fucked up.

Holy fuck me changing ips to report the thread because of the picture worked.

>>5485811
I do the same, we have similar frames, if I put the work in to lose the more stubborn weight I might look ok

>>5485841
why though, what was it hurting?

>>5485847
What are your measurements

I'm wondering, what happens if someone takes estrogens and/or progestogens without taking antiandrogens?

>>5485848
I just wanted to see if I could do it tbqh...wanted the whole thread deleted tbqh...

I'm going to start putting in fake reports. After a while I think it automatically deletes. At least it does on some sites.

>>5485855
>wanted the whole thread deleted tbqh
why?

>>5485847
>>5485852
Have you slappers been to the cat cafe?
Is it as awesome as it sounds?

>>5485856
Because it would have been funny.

>>5485852
42" bust (pretty sure I have gyno or something) 36"chest, 39" waist (I'm like 86kg of thigh, ass and stomach it's pretty gross), 43" hips
>>5485853
your T will subdue most of it without blockers, men and women have E and T in different levels

>>5485863
38" chest
~36" underbust
~35" waist
39-41" Hips

I'm 182 cm as well.

I reckon if I lost weight I could get my underbust to be 33 inches at the smallest and my waist even smaller.

>>5485857
No but it sounds cool

>>5485874
I'm a filthy casual I guess.

>>5485874
Go away moap nobody likes you.

I'm going to report you for avatar fagging over and over again.

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Dont do drugs kids they are bad

>>5485863
>your T will subdue most of it without blockers, men and women have E and T in different levels

What do you mean by subdue?

What actual effects would it have, if any?

>>5485857
I have not, perhaps I should go tomorrow afternoon
>>5485875
I'm 5'10 and I'm larger in structure currently, when you lose that weight you'll be tiny

hello I got sent here to get advice, soooo there's this cute girl I met in my class, but I found out she's a shemale. What I want to know is how should I go about trying to ask her out on a date. She's a very shy person and kind of hard to talk to, which is surprising cause she's cute as fuck, is there something I can do to get her to notice me?

>>5485889
Ask him what his favorite anime is.

Seeing as people are talking about measurements; I have no idea what is normal for boys or girls, but I am pre-everything with 35" chest, 30" waist 33" hips.
Do I stand a chance in hell of getting decent female measurements when I get mones?

>>5485878
hey bacon are you become a girl yet?

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>>5485897
I dont think so but ill check

>>5485889
Not call her a shemale, for one. Just say hi, or talk to her.

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>>5485889
>shemale
Do her a favor and leave her alone, m8.

If you're a trip and you HAVN'T told me which triip you want to kiss the most, tell me NOW.

>>5485885
>I have not, perhaps I should go tomorrow afternoon
I think im gonna go check it out tomorrow too.
If you wanna meet up that would be cool. We could even drag along kuppy.

>>5485901
well when you do eventually transition make sure you tell us that you are a girl now so we can add you to the chasers who transitioned meme list

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>>5485857
Perth has a cat cafe?

>>5485904
Parrothitler and bacon.
I like MEN

>>5485905
as long as no one gets Kiwi'd it could be fun
>>5485909
Melbourne does

>>5485909
Im in melbourne.
But we have one opening soon.

>>5485910
but anon
they are girls at heart

>>5485917
You girls hate chasers because they are competition.

We need more MEN here not fucking transbian erping shit.

>>5485918
there are no men who visit here

>>5485913
>as long as no one gets Kiwi'd it could be fun
Lol, im straight so you dont have to worry about me.
I met up with a trip today actually, but I'm worried that she found me boring :/

>>5485904
I am with another mtfg poster. I will pin her down and ask her who she wants to kiss.

>>5485920
Because you scare them away.

>tfw big dick

>>5485915
Ohh, how come you're there?

>>5485921
W-who did you meet up with?

>>5485921
people can sometimes be apprehensive about meeting people online (4chan especially) I wouldn't worry too much about it

>>5485927
Here for a wedding.
I met OzAmelia.

Who are these new hon trips like shell, lizbell, kuppy and etc etc etc?

>>5485936
Shell isn't new.

>>5485924
good
this isn't the place to try and find a gf
this is somewhere a whole bunch of transgirls hang out to try and talk because life sucks and we ain't got shit else

>>5485942
Okay substitute Moap for Shell then.

>>5485915
In Melbourne you say? Give me hormones pls

>>5485923
She got her answer but I'm not telling!

>>5485944
I bet you over half of these girls here use this place to get laid.

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hi girls

>>5485905
>If you wanna meet up that would be cool. We could even drag along kuppy.
what's a good time for you/either of you
>>5485946
you should come see the sights tomorrow

>>5485952
hi kit!

>>5485946
How about a coffee at the cat cafe instead?

>>5485954
I can do anytime.

>>5485952
Yo Kittles.

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Honest opinion please?

>>5485961
pass at halloween

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>>5485952
Hi Kit

>>5485954
Done that, got a bretty cool wristband that says "I survived the EDGE" perfect for edgy situations tbhon.

>>5485959
F-fine

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>>5485958
hey how are you!!??

>>5485959
hey shell ! how are you finding melbourne? is it nicer then our perth??

>>5485963
hi kuppy :3

how are you?

>>5485965
Feeling pretty good after my run, was feeling shite before so it's a nice change.

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>>5485964
>hey how are you!!??
I am well how is your hrt?

>>5485964
>how are you finding melbourne?
Its really nice actually. I'm enjoying it.

>is it nicer then our perth??
In some ways I guess.
Better weather but the city is much busier.

>>5485952
hi Kit
>>5485959
2pm? gives me a little time to get a few things done beforehand, it needs to be booked online also
>>5485961
too much/messy eye makeup
>>5485963
it's on you now to decide what time to meet shell

>>5485973
I can't make that decision
Too early

>>5485973
>2pm?
Sounds good.

>>5485976
So we booking 3 for 2pm?

>>5485986
N-no ;~;

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>>5485961
woa wannabkate
v messy makeup imo

>>5485984
lold at file names

>>5485952
Hi Kit !!
am going to sleep soon aaaaaa
I wish we didn't live in like opposite time zones so we could talk more ; ~ ;

>>5485987
Even if we promise not to bully you?

>>5485991
Yes
I can't meet up with someone that quickly desu, much less two people

>>5485994
I'll take ur hand and drag u there myself Kuppy ok ??

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hi mtfg i slept like no hours last night. i ended up working tonight anyways and made 300, ate pizza/listened to music, and had a gay old time cleaning my sex toys and chatting up a storm to a few hot guys i'm talkin to. this was such a great day. 2016 has been so kind to me i already have like 600$ extra and it's the third of the month lol.

i hope your 2016 is going great as well!!! i'm seriously so happy lately idk. like i haven't been this happy in a long time and it's really great. so ye that's my blog ok ty

>>5485986
are we booking individually or altogether and I spot you a coffee/whatever the difference is
>>5485994
I can understand that, another time perhaps

>>5486000
Fine, drag me there then

>>5486006
ok buying a plane ticket rn .......
can I see Kit too @_____@

>>5486009
Kit lives on the other side of the country

>>5486002
Im going to rape you. Shut you're fucking mouth nobody likes you.

>>5486010
waahh
bye ditching u nerds for her

>>5486013
I like Edie
>>5486017
I cannot debate this

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>>5486017
oh
RIP
;~;

All this Melbourne talks kinda making me miss it ;;

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Jupiter here
Do I pass?

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so many aussie posters omg

>>5486002
wowie glad the years been v good to u so far
sounds like a rlly chill day I'm jelly desu

>>5486005
Ok I booked for 2 at 2pm :)

>>5486025
It's like 10pm here so everyone is awaaake

>>5486022
literally everywhere in australia is better than melbourne.

except the gold coast. fuck that place

>>5486032
Whhat's wrong with Melbourne?

>>5486032
I'm loving adelaide now that I'm here but Melbourne had some rad shit, also all of my family.

>>5485961
tfw your skin is worse
tfw can't mask it with makeup

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>>5486013

i'm sorry to hear that anon.

>>5486025

^3^ tyty. idk it's just !!!!!!!!!!! i'm not dating but i still have qt boys to talk to and like i'm doing rly good with work and like i'm not sick anymore really and my friends are cool and idk. just great so great great great

>>5485878
liar

>>5486002
how many hrs you have to work for $300?

>>5486027
alright sounds good, what's an identifier I could use to pick you out of Melbourne crowds
>>5486032
I'll have to disagree there, Canberra is a shithole and I didn't enjoy Sydney either, that's why I'm here
>>5486037
Sheen has a nicer facial shape than Adele

>>5486045
I like sheen, but that's some huboxing

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>post vag in /b/ thread cause bored
>7-9/10
>no clocking
smugface.jpg

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>>5486044

about 2 1/2 hours or so.

>>5486048
go back and take a look at Adeles jaw and 6head

>>5486050
miss cock??

>>5486058
no sorry miss cock has...well a cock

>>5486057
where am I at senpai

>>5486045
>what's an identifier I could use to pick you out of Melbourne crowds
Hmmm
Short, glasses, shoulder length straightened hair.

>>5486061
Hey that isn't me
I don't wear glasses
Pretty close though I'll admit

>>5486053
that's not bad
my man job can get me those numbers but I have a ton of experience

>>5486062
it's way too early for anything less than boymode here, glasses similar to >>5486061 thick short hair, tallish (I look like everyone in the city here minus the beard and skinny jeans)

>>5485981
this is future abby
>>5485984
trip on cheska
>>5486037
trip on sheen
>>5486051
beep looks better
>>5486056
elanna's sis
>>5486057
more like angie tbhon
>>5486061
close
>>5486066
best
>>5486069
sonic looks better
>>5486076
kira, before she got a lobotomy

I'm obsessed with looking in the mirror. I do it daily every few minutes and it's starting to worry me.
P-Please tell me i'm not alone with this ;_;

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>>5486085
ricky closer to this

>>5486079
Ah ok
Boy mode here too btw. Jeans and tshirt.
Booking is under boy name so ill just wait out front if I get there first.

>>5486091
Do you do it from different angles too? I used to take lots of pictures of myself esp from the back to put myself down idk

>>5486085
I think Ricky is prettier.

>>5486093
I don't think Ricky does as much drugs.

>>5486091
You have to realize that you are not the fairest of them all.

>>5486091
I've started taking more selfies
decent smart phone can take some good photos and gives you a angles you'll never see

>>5486096
yes, sometimes i use two mirrors to look at my back. My face really changed so much, i have long hair now and i seriously look good now... i just stand in front of the mirror and laugh at me, sometimes cry out of joy, then i'm sad again.
It's weird. Having the closet with the big mirror right beside mir laptop doesnt help either
>>5486097
the fairest judge or what do you mean?

>>5486104
and camera doesn't hugbox, w exception of nice angles and lucky lighting

>>5486095
alright, with that all sorted I'm out for the night, see you tomorrow Shell

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I feel this song heavily represents mtfg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHNJPsCDSqo

>>5486120
Night night Liz.

>>5486025
Who is cutest Aus poster?

I vote jormy

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>>5486128
One day I will be cutest Aussie poster

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>>5486128
they're all qts desu o///o;;

gnight mtfg
it's almost 5am here oops !!

>>5486136
See ya Pookie

>>5486135
Careful or Jormy will kill you with her butt of steel.

>>5486128
Kit.

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i'm tierd

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>>5486122
No this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK7XwLbd-oI

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>>5486141
I must gain an ass that can compete

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>>5486148
Good ass requires a lot of hard work and dedication. Are you sure you are up to it?

>>5486152
We shall see how I fair.

>>5486153
Bretty sure that ain't her.

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>>5486141
This desu

Better watch out ausposters

How does one become the next Faye? I want to be a beautiful cis tier late transitioner, desu.

Already am a cuck.

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>>5486157
I-I'll get a good butt
just you watch

>>5486159
You need dosh, in a form of a loaded motehr. For fake tits and everything.

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>>5486159
genes.

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>>5486162
How bad is it right now? Hank Hill bad? And aren't you overweight?

>>5486166
I'm not exactly sure
It's like a normal butt I guess, maybe a bit bigger than average guy I'm not sure
Ya I'm overweight, not sure how much weight goes to my butt though

>>5486163
>>5486165

Isn't being trans losing the genetic lottery?

>tfw i will never be Faye

>>5486168
>trans
>genetic

>>5486168
Being Gaye is very easy. You just have to be a complete loser who comes here to act out his sissy fantasies while going anon whenever he finds something disagreeable.

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>>5486169
>trans
>a thing at all

>>5486169
Gonna pass on my tranny genes
Poor kid

>>5486172

Should be easy enough. Now I just need my sissy pills to do the work.

>>5486175
not if you castrate yourself

>>5486176
Good luck. I can't imagine being Gaye is easy.

>>5486159
>angles, angles, angles
you see her str8 full body pic in bathroom?
it's a dad bod

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>>5486173
This. I'm just a girl. Right? RIGHT? OH GOD NO PLEASE WHY.

>>5486173
>trans
>not being an elaborate way to prank your bros and give them bjs

>>5486175
;_;

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>tfw I can do that now

>>5486180

Gimme.

I'll be the biggest weeb. I'll outdo her.

>>5486184
>hang out with a trans woman
>received zero blow jobs
I'm skeptical.

>>5486186
You mean hide your hon face?

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>>5486190
Maybe if you asked

>>5486186
Do what exactly?

>>5486186
do what? a lousy pony tail?

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Im pre everything, is my face too masculine to begin with?

(messed around in this makeup app, kind of a look I really wanna try when my hair grows out a bit more)

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>>5486190
did you not read the signs?

>>5486200
Yep, I never actually did that before with my hairs.

>>5486195
rude

>>5486206
You already look like a lesbian so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJscrxxl_Bg

>>5486209
are you fulltime?

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>>5486190
She must be malfunctioning.

>>5486212
I never really had to go fulltime my transition was really smooth. At some point people started to go by female pronouns. So I guess I am.

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So I have a rather big forehead
From bottom of it to the start of my hairline is about 7 cm (2.7 inches)
Would getting a hairline lowering surgery be worth it or should I just go bangs the rest of my life?

well my shoes are fucking waterlogged, i love england, i love rain!

>>5486069
>+10 int

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>>5486222
God please don't use tranny bangs.
There is nothing wrong with big forehead as long as:
>No brow bossing
>Round hairline

>>5486229
>Please don't get tranny bangs
I'd feel less like I needed them if I didn't have such a high hair line.

I don't have a round hairline though and I don't have the best brow but I don't think I got the brow bossing look.

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>>5486232
Yes if your hairline isn't round then it's a problem. Have you consider hair transplant? How bad your hairline looks like?

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>>5486237
hehe
pretty fuckin' bad I reckon

https://unsee.
cc/zanomise/

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The abyssal void of dreamless sleep...
At least it's unconsciousness

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>>5486243
Yeah It's not so bad but:
> HRT
> Hair transplant
> Fucking eyebrows

>>5486259
I would like the hairline to be lower, but I'm not sure how low a surgery can make it go

>>5486258

At least you didn't have to wake up from a realm much more exciting and not nearly as depressing* as this one.

*Pardon my projection.

>>5486262
Bart van de ven told me he could lover my 1-2 cm.

>>5486265
Yes but I find the simple emptiness to be... clingier... than dreams
There's no reason to go back to sleep, but it's harder for me to leave

>>5486269
2 cm seems like a nice size, maybe a little more possibly idk.
Surgery is probably expensive as shit though.

>>5486269
Jw what you planning to get done?

>>5486277
i might have to get my jaw done, and i think bart charges 3000 euros for that

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>>5486283
>Australian Currency
>Would be double
God damn all these surgeries I may or may not get are gonna kill me financially ;~;

>>5486277
His price for my forehead is
>6700 €
>type 3, hairline lowering, orbital rim

>>5486289
$9963.37
RIP me

>>5486289
does that come with a guarantee that your new forehead will pass for feminine?

>>5486295
Just get a job :^)

>>5486295
just get bangs

>>5486295
Yeah shit is expensive
> forehead 7 000 €
> voice surgery 12 000 €
> hair transplant 2 000 €
> jaw/chin/nose 10 000 €
> SRS 20 000 €

That's a lot of money.

>>5486295
Could be a bit cheaper depending on if you need type 3

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hey im back i went out to get a drink with a friend

>>5486303
Did you kiss?

>>5486300
I will need a few of these surgeries I believe
Forehead, Nose and SRS
Hopefully I can into one of those countries with free SRS.

>>5486299
Yeah, I'm just brooding over the fact I can't have any alternate hairstyle.

>>5486297
But I could use that money for other stuff.

>>5486303
>tfw never get to drink kit's wet pussy
;~;

>>5486296
If you don't pass as a female already then fat chance.

>feel pretty good today
>see sex scene
>instantly feel lonely and tfw no vagina

>>5486306
>But I could use that money for other stuff.
>50k €
>minimum wage 300 €
>You can live as a rich person for 1 year
>You can live as a middle class for 5 years
>You can live as a wage slave for 16 years
>You can live as a NEET basement dweller for 20 years

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I'm mad at you, /mtf/gen.

I just fapped to some Chinbotsu hentai of Poison and Roxy getting their tight tranny asses pounded while hungrily sucking his balls and frotting with each other. And it was the best fap I've had in a month. And what do I do with my excess lust but wipe my hands clean and go online to the ladyboy thread for a second round. But no sooner do I attempt to doublenut but I see another fucking hon thread going 'bluh bluh why won't guyz like meeeee'

Bitch. What you think you were here for?

Here I am, svelte masculine sexually independent man with a rock solid member, and no tranny bimbo slut of my own to suck it, and you stupid ass motherfuckers are whining about not getting how to pass. You stupid whores, you weren't put on this earth to pass. You were put on this earth to worship your straight male betters, by God.

God saw the decline of western civilization and the cis womanhood, and until the glorious post-scarcity singularity revolution, his stop gap is sexy tranny women. Your dysphoria was a commission for you to go out and work as hard as you can, to train your bodies for pleasure while surgically and hormonally altering your body to be the sexiest thing close to futanari perfection, then latch yourself onto a successful man and motivate HIM to move society forward. Your sculpted body and bald erect member were to be built to inspire him to lift society higher in a world where the fairer sex has failed him. Instead of go about being the same degenerate gender your betters have found no fruit in searching, while using 'legal' (read: ineffective jew-operated) methods to make your bodies lumpy half-baked wastes of time.

Repent, those who have strayed from the path, and stop worrying about your ability to blend in. Stand out, erect and erotic, as the future savior of womanhood. And eat your man's ass out.

>>5486314
I could handle middle class/wage slave life I guess

>>5486300
>>5486306
>>5486308
>Mfw all these surgeries and still don't pass

>>5486320
Im gonna need proof of that unless your like 40

>>5486324
Can't make shoulders, ribs, hands, feet, and skull smaller

>just learn to live as a manly fem

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>>5486305
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

no ^ ^;

also hiiiiiiiii how are you jormy ??

>>5486307
O_O

>>5486337
Maybe one day anon ;_;

where anne

>>5486340
Are you open to cuddling with other girls?

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>>5486317

>>5486300
>srs 20k €
is your ass stretched or where do you get this ludicrous number from

>>5486359
How much was it for you?

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>>5486352
yeah if they are really nice or my friends ofc

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>>5486378
>Good girl
The girls wearing these shirts are the biggest sluts.

>>5486361
with more than required hotel stay and direct flight 17k
I'm sure you could squeeze it down to 15k with ez

>>5486385
>tfw no good girl shirt

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See you /mtfg/
I think I'm gonna leave for a day or so and see if my mood improves
Good night for now.

>>5486340
o.o!

>>5486405
omigosh.. h-hi u!!

>>5486412
gn

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>>5486405
Why beat around the bush, just wear a shirt that says "Fuck me"

for some reason I just had the best dream of my life. I really wish I could have died in my sleep desu

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>>5486385
hi cartman :3

are you good?

>>5486419
._.

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>>5486422
>not wearing this shirt

>>5486314
I guess the time I spent working wasn't that wasted... I'm going to get a 25 k€/year pension for the rest of my days, plus 12 k€/year until my loan is repaid (at which point I'll have 175 k€ invested in stone...)
I should be able to get most FFS options plus lasik and teeth fixing done over the next few years. Which makes me think... Any good FFS surgeons in Europe or North Africa?

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>>5486434
w-what is it kit??!?!

>>5486434
>are you good?
I'm fine, but I'm out of weed and I'm trying to get someone to pick the fuck up, I dont wanna be sober.

>>5486419
Greetings traveler, Khajiit has many wares sell.
>>5486422
Because the would be too easy.

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>>5486438
ummm do you want me to make yoou a driink

>>5486440
please be safe cartman

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should I buy this shirt?

>>5486082
>angie
Except my nose isn't big and I don't have a long/smooth philtrum

Thanks for pointing out how stupid you are

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>>5486446
uuummm uuhh are u okies??

>>5486447
m-mebbe o.o;;

morning, /mtfg/

Pls stop the hon posting you're ruining my morning

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>>5486451

No but I would wear this one.

>>5485972
Why does everyone assume o still have a heavy brow?

Like the Trolling here has become so bad.

I remember when trolling use to mean something

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>>5486467
Did someone ask for a hon?

>>5486473
what the hell is that on your wall, please dont tell me you're a slav and its a rug

>>5486439
feelings ;-;

>>5486473
>this is the person that told me my shoes were ugly

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>>5486464
Umm what kinda drink?? ^ ^

My thigh has been aching all damn day I haven't had this happen since i was like 10, am i dying

>>5486474
I'm worse than a Slav and this is worse than a rug: it's a needlepoint copy of a medieval tapestry my mother made when she was young...

>>5486478
To be fair your shoes are hideous.

>>5486464
No worse than a few days ago.

>>5486492
>Worse than a slav
so where u from?

>>5486494
I don't have any selection in my fucking size and its better than wearing guy seekers.

>>5486503
Well I mean unisex shoes are a thing, and look way better than 80 year olds pumps.

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>>5486478
I was joking about the shoes. As granny shoes go, they don't look that bad. If that can make you feel better, here's the last pair I bought.

>>5486498
>>5486446
>>5486464
Sorry, went from phone to laptop and didn't notice my trip was off

>>5486500
Look at a map of France, find the least welcoming and populated area: I'm from there. Only slightly inbred, though...

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>>5486482
ummmm a wet pussy tbqh tbdesu

>>5486498
ohh I hope u get well soon

d-did u get ur ike back??

>>5486512
y-yeehh!!! I was wondering about that o///o;;

At what point in transition can I stop thinking about this shit as much? Like when can I wake up without scrutinizing my reflection, when can I stop spending two hours a day in these fucking threads? I'm tired of me being a tranny playing such an active role in my life.

>>5486513
i dunno man french people are okay in my book tbdesu

>>5486515
what point are you at now?

>>5486510
So are you invading the xaing Provence on horseback in those boots?

>>5486508
no way, all unisex shoes in my size look like is clown shoes

>>5486518
Hint Remy, immigrant.

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>>5486514
>tfw you willl never taste kit's wet pussy

>>5486523
y-yeh no wonder all the girls give her their number ;~;

>>5486520
Again to be fair most shoes that size look like clown shoes.

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>>5486522
im denser than a neutron star, leave me to my stupidity ok

>>5486522
Actually, I'm not an immigrant even though I often get asked if I'm Asian. Pure blood Auvergnate, lots of endogamy here. XIXth century anthropologists already noted we had weird facial proportions, similar to the Samis.

Hi I heard this is where we can sign up to taste kit's wet pussy

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>>5486525
thanks, really makes me feel better

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>>548652
Do french bitches moan "Oui! oui! oh ouii monseiur!" when they get plowed?

>>5486519
Not to far into transition, just been on HRT for around three or four months.

>>5486534
I think they yell out "I SURRENDER!"

>>5486514
Not yet. I haven't been able to go by the yard my car is in yet.

>>5486515
never

Who /french/ here?

>>5486532
Some people are born unlucky.

Is Molly a hon name?

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>>5486546
>tfw no qt french gf to whisper dirty things to me in her seductive language

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>>5486541
>Be German PM
>Get into debate with French PM in EU
>French PM concedes defeat and leaves the podium 5 minutes into the debate

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>>5486549
I think Molly is a pretty name

>>5486548
I know I am unlucky but fuck, why should I have the least choice in shoes, its not fair.

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>>5486546
My parents are french but I was born in Australia


>>5486514
ok ! but it's very sweet :3

>>5486552
tfw no greek qt sister to hang out with and hug all the time

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>>5486546
As French as it gets. That car I'm standing in front of was my first.

>>5486562
yikes

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>>5486558
tfw no qt aussie sister to have a blast with

>>5486564
Yup, I was even more of a hon when I was 19 than I'm now. A bit less crazy, though, that pic was taken weeks before my life went down the crapper.

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>>5486552
Ricky stop having such excellent tastes.

>>5486568
post a pic of you now? how old were you in that photo? how old are you now?

>>5486546
umm part french desu >.>;;

>>5486542
oh gosh, I feel really bad for u

hope u had a good nye tho, and hope everything else is still going good!!

>>5486558
w-waow!!

ur so sweet too~

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Tfw mtfg sucks now

>>5486574
How old are you?

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>>5486555
>Maddie walks into the thread

>>5486515
trust me, it never happens, being trans is your defining characteristic now for the rest of your life no matter how much you fight it

nobody said being trans doesn't suck

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>>5486473 was taken not long ago, I'm 37. And here's a timeline I made last year. Put the wrong date on the redhead pic, though. It was late 1998 and I was still 20.

>>5486562
you look like my cis cousin there tbhon

Good Morning MTFG im still like half asleep all.

>>5486542
Until I realized you meant scrapyard I had a mental image that your car was still just totaled on someone's lawn.

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>>5486570
I shouldn't stop because they include that affinity for you ;p

>>5486536
Keep at it anon, give it a year or so, should get better<3

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>>5486580
>Cartman hits on Maddie

>>5486583 was a reply to >>5486572

>>5486583
Had you started hrt in 99 or before you would have been set.

>>5486586
Well, I was trying to transition back then, but gatekeeping was just absurd here until 2009... Never managed to pass 100% as a guy, so I gave up a couple years ago.

>>5486562
im glad my first car was cool

>>5486579
49 desu

>>5486594
Maddie is a cuckoldress and probably a hon to boot, 0/10.

>>5486602
I tried. Couldn't get a script since gatekeepers told everyone under 25 to fuck off and not ask again back then, but I still bought birth control pills from cis friends and OTC progesterone. Then shit happened and I had other worries than transitioning.

>>5486546
Ce sentiment quand je suis la seule française qui surveille ce fil.

>>5486552
I will wishper dirty things to you~

>>5486611
You could go full on and act like you've seen them if you're gonna make stuff up!

>>5486620
>Make stuff up
Maddie literally posted comics promoting cuckolding. And I've never seen Maddie here and it's probably because shes ugly as sin and dont post her pictures to begin with.

>>5486610
Given by your attitude and the way you type Im going to assume you're in your late 20s and that you embarrassingly try to act like a 13 year old girl because you think its cute.

>>5486625
Maddie posts her pictures like everyday you filthy swede.

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>>5486618
Oh oui, merci!