Gay General: Red Pill Edition

>>5482368
met what?
a gay person?
or a redpilled gay person?

>>5482368
Yes, I've met a toupe before.

He wasn't much for conversation.

>>5482368
are you trying to say donald trump is gay?
would he be a bottom or top?

>>5483957
he'd be a side

wouldn't a redpilled gay person be closeted?

>>5483957

Top obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

>>5483979
Yeah that's the shitty thing

>>5482368
I've met plenty. Most are too afraid to come out to their friends and family. Here's someone I don't know but pretty much explains what we go through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuNqNEAIbSA

>>5484018
BASED
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>>5483974
top kek

what would that entail in the sack?
building a wall around your anus?

>>5482368
Meet a black guy who would agree that the holocaust happened and was completely justified in my political science class to the professor
He was in his early 30s and a professional dj too

I wish I was greenpilled so I can fight aliens

>>5484607
Doesn't most people believe the holocaust happened?

>>5484622
I wish I was aliens so I could fight greenpills

>>5484623
Yeah but most people don't follow that up by saying the Jews deserved it

Normal redpilled people just say it was exaggerated

>>5484630
He probably read too much malcolm x

>>5484630
I've never done much research into it but didn't they find out, after they lost control of Poland, that the Soviets exaggerated the numbers? Isn't Hitler's official score now 4mill instead of 6mill? If so why do people still say 6? If not then never mind. Either way provide sauce

>>5484660
I'm not debating the holocaust, just saying what this dude would argue

>>5484660
No but alot of holocaust numbers are highly speculative and it is believed alot of the 6 million were actually POWs from the soviet union.

>>5484660
It's 10 million now actually
They discovered that many jews were not killed in the camps, but shot on the streets from cares mounted with guns or gassed in mobile gas chambers.

>>5484689
>10 million
Wrong. It's 15 million. Turns out Nazi sympathizers from all over Europe, even the ones on the allied side, were rounding up and shipping in their Jews over to Germany for exterminated

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Would you fuck this cuck?

>>5484711
There was also the dread jerk-off machines, that masturbated jews to death.

i'm a man edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efSxLtWd89A

>>5484719
Only if I could reverse cuck his wife, that is make her watch as I fucked James and have him moan how she never made him feel like this, then cum in his fart box and have her clean it out.

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>>5484696
Obviously, I actually waited for the exact right time to message him, but it's crystal clear that we had different expectations from each other. Still hurts you know.

I wonder how much that hot guy from the previous thread can lift, he looks swole.

>>5484720
They used to make them ride roller coasters around the camps until they died of motion sickness

Sounds fun at first but those poor jews really suffered

>>5484739
I bet they even charged for tickets, such chutzpah on those nazis

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Do you think that you're on any government watchlists?

I think that I am.

>>5484765
what did you do that makes you think they're watching you?

>>5484770
Nice try FBI ;)

Nothing really...just paranoid.
I am just excited for the future. Since the present is fucking horrible.

>>5484756
I used to alot.
Tried it again recently and it was okay but my work has drug tests.

>>5484758

If you lived in a state like Colorado, you could get it recreationally. I'm in California and get it with a medical certificate.

>>5484777
I used to get paranoid about all the yaoi I was reading because I wasn't sure if it was legal

then I stopped smoking weed

We could communicate,
Through advanced telepathy,
From the bottom of the ocean,
To the 747

I know your head
is the wrong size for your body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylJGFh88zI

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>>5484791
I haven't smoked weed since I was 18 so about 5 6 7 years ago?
I hate stoners I used to go off on them on /fit/ and shit in their threads. They are so fucking delusional. Once you tear into their aspergers their only argument left is "you know man...you sound like a square"

People say I am paranoid but than I get proven right. Crazy how yaoi and loli is illegal in some places. It is literally just a fucking drawing.

I drink a bunch of coffee and a stim freak so I only get like three hours of sleep per night.

>>5484806
>I only get like three hours of sleep per night.
I think this might be a large part of you problem

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Is my tum good?

>>5484819
No
I don't have any problems. It is everyone else.

One touches the other in order to feel each other's thoughts. In this way, our minds were locked together, so that, at a proper time, we would both be drawn to Koonut-Kaliffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAc7dGhM7NI

>>5484820
disgustin/10

>>5484747
I heard that on the trains to the death camps the Nazis would turn up the heat, lock the windows and fart as much as they could in the cars

>>5484854
lel

>>5484820

You have great skin.

>>5484884
Fuck you for reminding me how much I miss taking baths.

>>5484820
needs more hair

>>5484782
>tfw walking around downtown sf
>people walking down the street with joints
>there was a pot smoking section at one of the bars i went to
>people smoking in front of cops
>nobody gave a shit
it really blew me

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why isn't big buss real

>>5484930
why isn't you real?

How is 2016 treating you so far?

How do you measure your penis?
I think my penis is bigger than I thought it was...

>>5484978

Weird :\

One of my regular hookup dudes has been acting more affectionate towards me and I think I wanna see if he's up for dating, but I don't want to come on too strong.

I can't wait until trump's concession speech. I can't wait to see his blubbering, fat face make excuses and jabber on delusionally when he loses.

>>5484978
horrible
im soooo bored

>>5484984
Good question. Where is the point to measure from/admit that you measure from? Dudes ask my size and i never know cuz a)i dont care b)its big enough c)i like to bottom anyways

But everyone seems to have at least one number for their own.

>>5484997
Tragic. Play a video gane or sunthin

>>5484988
Thats cool. Good luck with that. How ling have you known eacg other / been hooking up?

>>5485004
I finally measured
I cannot believe how happy I am right now

>>5484978
It isn't.

>>5484984
It all depends, if your penis is crooked f.ex. you're not going to get a decent measure with a ruler or a measuring tape.
Anyway, the most recent study they did last year with actually measurements of both stretched and erect sizes measures from base of pubic bone (press down) to tip of glans.

>>5485013

We've been hooking up for a good 4 years, kinda off and on. We have really good chemistry in bed and we end up shooting the shit before and afterwards for hours. I'm hopeful.

>>5484978
made some nice purchases
went out and exercised
still procrastinating what i need to do but hey, i've got until the end of the month

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>>5484978
It's not a nightmare so I can say it's an improvement from 2015.

>>5485018
Yeah i just put the metal part right on the base. Didnt press it or nothing.

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>>5484978
Mostly same same. One of our roommates moved out, so now we have more private times. Her kid was so annoying. Glad it's gone.

Hows it treating you?

>>5485016
What was your base? And size if you wanna share. Pic too

>>5485018
Aww. Well it only just began. It'll get better bud

>>5485013
no
i want to wallow in my sadness

>>5485025
>4 years
Wow. I barely kissed my first man 4 years ago. Go for it.

>>5485028
You sound content though. :)

>>5485029
Just wait... kidding. I hope you have a gaston-before-the-start-of-movie year (where hes a macho boss and runs shit).

>>5485038
I wish some of my roommates would move out. They act like kids haha.

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>>5485072
thanks dude

>Rewatching freaks and geeks for second time.
>episode 3
Still early but this show is crazy heavy. And from what i remember and what I've seen, lindsey is a terrible person

Now that my penis is much bigger than I though still slightly below average im going to fuck some bitches fuck this shit.

>>5485149
It's all about girth anyways

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>>5485156
True dat

>>5485156
pfft that thin as shit dont even want to think about that shit.

I dont know how to measure that at all.\

I already came so im not getting hard again. Best cumshot in a while.

>>5485072

Why thank you! I'm probably a good deal older than you though, 4 years ago I was just finishing college ;)

>>5485117
i thought the girls had rly strong chemistry and was sad they never kissed
the guys were all losers
some were qt but they were still losers

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>>5485181
you mean you didn't have a crush on f&g era Franco?

>>5485204
Yes I am. I came all fucking over tbqh.

Jesus Christ I am so fucking happy.
I am telling everyone on the internet.

Went from small to PAINFULLY average which is a huge step up.

me

>>5485181
I just have seen little redemption. And i remember the end is kinda a cop out as far as dealing with your problems but i dont remember many details

>>5485160
You really like this guy, huh?

>>5485224
no
seth rogan a little

>>5485245
i saw the first 5 episodes
i really did think that nerdy girl was gonna have a crush on the main girl

shitty reactionary edition

>had a date

>went over to his house

>played vidya

>he probably expected that we'd fool around

>i can't fucking do that

>just awkward silence

>"…uh bye?"

why is this so hard? I'm almost to fucking him, but I just can't. I just don't feel comfortable with it.

why am i so bad at this? I can make friends and keep up a conversation, but when it comes to getting intimate, can't work up the balls to do it

>>5485420
A containment boom is a temporary floating barrier used to contain an oil spill. Booms are used to reduce the possibility of polluting shorelines and other resources, and to help make recovery easier.

>>5485420
First date?

Hey /gaygen/, what's your take on shaved vs unshaved vs manscaping? Trying to figure out how much work I want to put in before going out.

>>5484910

I want to go to SF again. It's nice there.

>>5485436
It's going to depend on the person, of course, but I'm going to guess that the majority prefer someone who keeps their looks in check (not letting their facial hair grow everywhere, etc.). It's a mixed bag for the rest of the body, though.

Personally, I like some hair, but nothing too wild.

>>5485427
first-ish. we've had a couple dates but i'm still getting to know him

I reserve physical contact for family and close friends. it takes me a while before i am comfortable enough with a person to let them touch me. honestly i only have 1 friend that I would feel comfortable accepting a hug from.

I don't know how to break this feeling. What do I say when I know he wants to play around, but I'm just not comfortable letting him that close. How do I get over that feeling?

>>5485436
Long hair don't care. But I only like the color of pubes that I have.

>>5485436

I like how smooth I feel after I shave.

>>5485455
I do as well, but it's so much work to keep it all smooth, especially if you've got hair everywhere like I do. I have heard people say that having a hairy ass can cause problems during sex though. Worst part of it all is the itch while it grows back.

>>5485420
tell him more up front, before hanging out, that you want to wait a while before doing anythin nahsty
If he isn't okay with that, hes not the kind of guy youre looking for

>>5485451
I don't really know how this works, but I'm going to assume that it's just something you were born with.

There's no reason to fight it too much. If it's not something that's from trauma/whatever, then it'll come with time (that's probably only if it's a personality thing, not if you're on the spectrum or something). Even if you did suffer from trauma, you should be able to get over that hump at some point. Tell the person you're seeing how you feel about physical contact. A normal person will respect that, but if he's not okay with it, then you should look into finding someone else. Is he already trying to get touchy-feely?

>>5485231
supporting jeb bush and donald trump are like the most blue pilled things you can do.

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>>5485420
>played vidya

How old are you?

FIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
POINTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
FIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE
INCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHES!

>>5485484
cutest size

>>5485484
r u ok makster?

>>5485472
>he wasn't here to witness the fact that john trolled us

>>5485470
>Is he already trying to get touchy-feely?
yes. when he came over to my place he wanted to put his and on my leg and hold my hand. With some effort I let it happen.
I will hug him goodbye and whatnot but that takes some willpower.

I told him after that that I was not a touchy person and he said he understood.
I still hug him goodbye and such, but it is still requires some effort.

He patted my stomach today and i reacted as if i got punched in the stomach. I just can't handle that.

>>5485484
Still kinda cute...

>>5485511
the only cure is to push through, exposure therapy or whatever its called these days. start being more touchy feely with people. push yourself.

If you still can't do it, the extreme solution is to put your hand in the shower drain. I kid you not, I've been through this.

>>5485511
Are you a victim of abuse?

>>5485511
You defiantly need to talk to him, he probably doesn't realize how extreme it is.

ayy

>>5485521
>extreme solution is to put your hand in the shower drain.
that sounds absolutely horrifying.
i'm not even sure why.
just the thought of it terrifies me.

>>5485523
no

>>5485528
i will talk to him again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L85cillM6ME

:/

>>5485546
That's because you untreated OCD, the things you are writing are so similar to my own experience. The purpose of sticking your hand in the shower drain is to sort of get so close to other humans, that being touched isn't a problem anymore. It actually works.

>>5485552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_-EGWy8Fek

>>5485521
this doesnt sound that bad
other than the demons who live down there idk what the problem would be

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>>5485552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KehwyWmXr3U

>>5485556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-qNBxXjbI4

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>>5485573
another good one from my personal collection of favourites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW7oNpzBSGc

trump will make boypussies great again

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>>5485598
Trump hates gays, latinos, and muslims. You're idolizing a bigot.

>>5485585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IURAKQV7q_o

>>5485602
n-no! stop saying the truth i can't hear you lalalalalala la la

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>>5485602
it seemed like mocking to me

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>>5485612
I was gonna save that pic since the guy is hot, but I realized what he's drinking and my standards convinced me to not.

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http://www.ugly.org/UGLY-MODELS/index.php/men.html
Who would you fug?

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>>5485628
how terrible

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>>5485641
I know that cat nearly had a heart attack because of that cucumber.

>>5485639
i would not fuck ANYONE
my penis was not made to penetrate things

>>5485602
yeah except trumpet will say anything to score more votes from dumb sheeple especially his conservatard fanbase

he wasn't even against abortion until he joined the republican platform

he is a populist dictator

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>>5485647
that was a cat?

>>5485639
i think this guy is cute

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>>5485639

>>5485648
Fine. Who would fill you with cummies?

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>>5485639

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>>5485648
>my penis was not made to penetrate things
get on gurl pills quick before it's too late!

>>5485612
>>5485641
hot
>>5485639
eww he looks ugly with that shaggy chinbeard otherwise not bad
>>5485647
i am dying alone so this is my only future companion
>>5485662
hmm not my type
>>5485656
guilty pleasure jock. funny he looks short there but whatever
>>5485654
hey handsome

>>5485662
>>5485680
Ugh just checked him out he's british and both the short films he made/starred in look shit.

But he's hot and really does seem to be on to it with the martial arts.

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>>5485639
this one seems nice. probably is clingy as fuck but whatever

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>>5485680
the cutest ones are in the new faces

i've been trying to get over my crush on my straight friend for like 3 years (known him for 10, crushed on him for like 6 of those years) AND I CAN'T GET OVER IT and it's honestly starting to take a toll on my life

what the fuck do i dooooooo (besides vent about it on 4chan)

>>5485775
You need a dick inside of you.

I will never be gay.

I will never know happiness.

Oi! Tudo brm? O que é?

>>5485775
tell him you're gay and have a crush on him

>>5485782
Do we seem happy to you?

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>>5485775
stop being friends with him

>>5485782
uhhhhhhh...

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>>5485639
Most of these just look like normal guys.

>>5485775
Try to see less of him for a while.
Not everyone can just get up and leave, but when I moved to university I got over my HS crush pretty quickly.

>>5485792
This the angry short guy with the small dick all over again isn't it?

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>>5485797
i think ugly is just the brand

>>5485807
>We like our women fat and our men geeky, we like the extremely tall and the shockingly small. No one is too abstract for our books! We are Ugly. And we are the leaders in character modelling.

Aside from the few sideshow freaks they represent, it's kind of weird to market themselves as having "abstract" models, when most of them are just normal people.

>>5485823
its a brand
thats sort of what they do
its the only reason people might think to buy things from them

>>5485781
[spoiler]i-i'm a virgin and i've never done anything with a guy before...[/spoiler]

>>5485785
desu he can probably guess i have a crush on him.

>>5485795
but he's a good friend even absent all this shit and i don't want to lose him as a friend. god knows i have few enough real friends as is...

>>5485797
we havent even lived in the same state for 4 years. im pathetic i know but i cant even get over him when i see him max twice a year, usually like once LOL

we talk a lot on skype/im though.

>>5485807

>"Hey Ma, I finally got a new job as a model!"
>"Wow, Son, I'm so proud of you! Whats the agency called?"
>"...I-i'll tell you later"

>>5485829
>we havent even lived in the same state for 4 years. im pathetic i know but i cant even get over him when i see him max twice a year, usually like once LOL
>desu he can probably guess i have a crush on him.
tell him, you aren't seeing him often anyways

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>>5484777
Checked

>captcha: 777

Wew lad

>>5485829
That's why you like him so much. Get yourself some dick girl.

>>5485835
no

>>5485829
stay pure and only do it with someone you trust and know for a long time :3

>>5485831
>being too much of a loser to just say it
weak

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>>5485829
Oh well, it happens to everybody.
I'm not a virgin, but I can't say I've ever had an intense crush irl on someone who wasn't a straight friend.

>>5485832
we talk a lot though :(

>>5485835
i've been considering it idk. maybe.

>>5485838
T_T

>>5485844
yea im sure it happens to everybody but holy shit this feeling sucks how do i make it go away. i kinda just thought it would go away after a while but fuck me it's been years now

>>5485849
What state are you in? You sound cute and I need to stick my cock into something.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1368491/?ref_=nm_flmg_wr_2

this is one of the most beautiful films i've ever seen
if you havent' seen it yet, do it right now

you're welcome

>>5485854
It looks nice, I'll watch it tomorrow.

Which trip do you have a crush on?

>>5485888
And people say anon doesn't have a sense of humor!

>>5485888
scarf and shoes

>>5485891
Same

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>>5485888
They're all scum.

Fucking finally there's snow

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Bought a new shirt

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>>5485911
Dusty Daddy!

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>>5485911

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>>5485914
Oh you're alive..

>>5485916
Why the face anon?

>>5485911

but... you arent a daddy? is it a present for someone else or something?

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>>5485919
Of course, Ditsy Daddy. I'm in a good mood tonight!

>>5485930
You need a new avatar. Nobody is attracted to that freak at all.

>>5485926
I bought it from a wrestler I like who goes by the nickname Dirty Daddy.

>>5485930
You're always in a good mood.

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>>5485933
I am. I still mix it up every now and then though.

>>5485935
You should be in one too, life's so much nicer when you've got a smile.

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Am I cute?

>>5485943

i dont get this meme

>>5485948
As I understand it, someone (probably Maki) found a picture of some random guy on 4chan and has been posting it around to bully him.

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>>5485955
I mean ... that undercut is ridiculous, he should shave it off.

What are some good ambience?

>>5485960
Always wondered what happened to this guy.

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>>5485980
He was once a movie star, his greatest role was in the Mummy.

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>>5485969

V A P O R W A V E

i recommend Far From Home Ltd.

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>>5484118

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i think i might be gay but i don't like gay porn

maybe i just dont like the looks of men in gay porn..

any of you have similar experiences?

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>>5485983
>his greatest role was in the Mummy

>>5485995
I find "pro" gay porn pretty bad, the guys they generally cast in it too.

Try looking round for some amateur porn with different types of guys and see what you fancy.

>>5485995
I like to search for emo twinks on porn sites.

>>5485995
How do people not know if they are gay or not?

Im going to beat up senpai.

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>>5486015
because they never had sex with a guy?

pic related is my type of guy, but I am a bit scared to actually do it
still a vigin desu

>>5486041
You don't need to have sex with someone to know that you're sexually attracted to them.

>>5485943
>>5486041
Are you two the same guy?

>>5486049
what if I'm scared?

>>5486049

eh

i think i do.

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>be abroad
>most faggots are actual men
>get home
>realise most faggots here are fem
Why live?

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>>5486099
Where did you go?

>>5486102
Florida
You can guess where I live

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>>5486107
>You can guess where I live
Canada?

Is there a quicker way to clean your anus before sex than pumping water into it and shitting it out until it looks clear? It takes me about 10 to 15 minutes each time and it's a bit of a moodkill

>>5486113
No silly, Sweden

>>5486115
no

>>5486116
sweden has feminine fags?
I should go there

>>5486117
Then I guess I'll just have to plan ahead when my bf comes over.

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>>5486116
Show me those Swedish meatballs, Scandi boi.

>>5486117
>sweden has feminine fags?
Most of them look like your typical male feminist desu and it's disgusting. Where do I find real men?
>>5486119
Gross

>>5486116
Be my gf pls

I will be ur sigardaddy :3

>>5486118
never deny him, always offer your boypussy when he asks
let him ravage and touch you whenever he wants

>Most of them look like your typical male feminist desu
I'm only okay with that as long as they are cute.

beards are disgusting

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>>5486121
O-okay.

>>5486126
are you cute?

>have some guys awaiting judgement on tinder in the pile
>tinder crashes because of the infamous memory leak and the shit app that tinder is
>There's no one new around you :( even though there were 0.5 min ago
What the fuck is tinder still limiting your likes in secret

>>5486124
>never deny him, always offer your boypussy when he asks
>let him ravage and touch you whenever he wants
Of course, that's why I should probably make it a habit to clean before he comes over so that he never gets shit on his dick.

>tfw he tells you he loves you

>>5486127
He is, his lips are a little big but it's not a deal breaker.

>>5486134
:3

>>5486137
how do you know?

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>>5486127
Opinions are mixed.

>>5486134
Still waiting.

>>5486139
Because I stalk him, what else?

>>5486140
>Opinions are mixed.
post pics

How can I know if I'm really gay?

When using fantasy I imagine myself fucked, and also thinking about putting stuff up my ass turns me on, but on the other hand when I'm in social situations I don't really notice guys, I actually regulary 'crush' on girls, and definitely don't get boners from looking at them. I've gotten boners several times from girl touch or grinding while dancing but also never from watching.

I'm too afraid to try sex with girls because I'm unsure if I'd be able to perform and have huge fear of embarassment, and I'm even more scared about gay sex because I never really imagined myself having sex with a specific guy, it was always more about the concept of me dressing up and getting fucked like a sissy.

And so, here I am, a 22 y/o virgin, made out with 2 girls, it was 'nice' I suppose, but I was dead drunk and I probably completely sucked with kissing so that ruined it as well.

>>5486149
>When using fantasy I imagine myself fucked, and also thinking about putting stuff up my ass turns me on
wanna "practice" for the girls?

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>>5486144
Nah, I'm good.
You should post qt Swedish meatballs though, Sven. Scandi boys are my favorite.

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>>5486149

are you me?

>fantasize about getting fucked by a nonspecific guy
>dont fantasize about any guys i know in particular
>not really interested in IRL sex with girls, but masturbate to str8 hentai almost exclusively

idk what to do really

>>5486160
Well, my favorite category are lesbians, I usually imagine myself as the 'bottom' lesbian tho. I tried watching gay porn but it never did much for me, I always felt like gay porn sucks.

I also sometimes watch dog fucking girls sometimes, it's also hot to imagine myself as the girl getting fucked, I even let my dog fuck me in the ass couple of times, it was pretty nice.

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>>5486171

u wot

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>>5486171

>>5486140
>tfw he hugs you from behind

>>5486189
you just know ...

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>>5486194

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>>5486193
Stop.. please.. it hurts...

>>5486203
>tfw he says nothing during intercourse but at the climax just looks into your eyes and says:
I love you

>>5486203
>tfw he wakes up next to you, kisses you and tells you
"I love you, anon"

>>5486210
>having an autistic 4chan bf who uses "anon" in real life

>>5486214
The cutest.

If lesbians were declared tomorrow as a danger to the growth of population by the state for occupying wombs with their degeneracy, would you help your straight and bi brothers round them up for reeducation and impregnation?

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>>5486240
I would cure their lesbianess with my dick.

>>5486245
>guess who.png

Could be pretty much any anime character

>>5486245

website? i wanna try and make some trips

>>5486257
ask 5625 or whatever he is called, I forgot the site
I just did you know who

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>>5486255
no, he is on this thread sometimes

>>5486263
it's niq the spic with a dick so big he could choke you with it

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>>5486268
>spick
no he is human

>>5486263
>>5486245
your obsession with him is unhealthy

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>>5486275
I'm not obsessed with him.

>>5486272
No he's #1 ayy lmao

>>5486280
that honor belongs to hitler

>>5486278
that anime picture must be months old now and you've posted it a shit tonne of times

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>>5486284
w-well ... f-fuck you

>>5486282
Hitler has too many greek features to be an ayy lmao, he looks like Athena.

>>5486287
someone posted his nudes and he stopped coming here

>>5486302
I tried to find them, didn't succeed. Please help.

>>5486321
they're probably on the archive

>>5486326
that's where I looked

can you specify the date? when were they posted?

>>5486321
they suck anyway

>fapping to gaygen nudes
why

>>5486328
a few people posted the same imgur album

>>5486338
Is that niq?
http://imgur.com/mDeDcip

>>5486345
it isn't. stop being a creep.

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>>5486331
Are my nudes part of the collection is is just SP's nudes? Neither? Just curious.

I thought Trump was relatively cool with gays.

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>>5486355
>can't into political rhetoric
>speech clip taken out of context

>>5486367
So what's the problem here?

>>5486345

No

Thats either scarf and shoes or a professional model - somehow he doesnt know whether its him or not.

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>>5486365
I was expecting this. Have fun with your twink stash.

>>5486362
Was, and is with hard right Republican gays maybe. Before this presidential shit he was basically just another celebrity, now that he might actually become president and has built his platform for the disenfranchised racist, xenophobic bigots of the right wing, it's really hard to support him

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>>5486367
The entire US population was founded on immigration. No one in the US (except for Native Americans) had ancestors who immigrated into the country. Trump is a bigot and a retard.

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>>5486373
>he might actually become president
HAHAHAHA - hooo- tsss (gasp of air) bbbffffaahahahahaa

>>5486350
Found them
http://m.imgur.com/a/6Rd4g

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>>5486382
>http://m.imgur.com/a/6Rd4g
>grainy
>unclear photos
>blurry as fuck
>terrible lighting
Are you faggots so poor you can't afford higher quality webcams or cameras or camera smartphones?

>>5486384
There are actually people who believe this dribble? Hilarious.

>>5485602
>in terms of gay marriage has said "it's up to the states" and has never said "any state not banning it should"
>now all states are not allowed to ban it
>has honored it and hasn't called for a repeal of the SCOTUS decision or called for any ban at all on gay marriage
That's the extent of his homophobia and his "hatred" will have no impact on us considering he has spoken out on acting on it.
Here's were he's pro-LGBT
>https://books.google.com/books?id=smMEAAAAMBAJ&q=%22Donald+Trump%22+AND+%22gay+rights%22&pg=PA27&dq=%22Donald+Trump%22+AND+%22gay+rights%22&hl=en&ei=-RWWTeCDEuLeiAKun8WdCQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result#v=onepage&q=%22Donald%20Trump%22%20AND%20%22gay%20rights%22&f=false
He wants to pass an amendment to the Civil Rights act to include a ban on discrimination against us.
Does that harmless gay marriage nonsense really trump (pun intended) his support for anti lgbt discrimination laws? Is someone saying "I don't like it but whatever, it's legal now" really a threat to the LGBT community?

>>5486390
Yeah. It's pretty common thing that "TWO MEN CANNOT COMPLETE EACH OTHER SPIRITUALLY" or some gay bullshit. Christfags thing men were made for women and that is the only way there can ever be true love.

Bretty retarded.

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>>5486391
You're an idiot if you think that is what was implied. Tougher immigration laws and screening of immigrants is not what was discussed in the previous post or by Trump himself. Trump wants COMPLETE banning of immigrants from certain countries. This is a constitutional violation. You are total dipshit for making this post.

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>>5486394
Trump has been changing his views from the get go like a kid at a circus event who doesn't know which ride to go on first. He says something one day and something totally opposite the next. He's not a serious candidate and he's a retard.

why are we talking about politics and religion
what we need is cute guys

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>>5486396
>implying

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Anyone else think this looks like Horror?

>>5486409

plus he was a gay porn actor

>>5486406
>cute guys
is that an oxymoron, I don't understand how a guy can be cute. A child can be cute when it does something funny but I would feel pretty bad if someone called me cute, or feel bad on someone else expense if they were called cute - it sounds like an insult.
A man is handsome, fine, striking or attractive.

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>>5486396
>Remove all the body hair from SP and Jupp would of never of married him
True.

>>5486409
Yes, a more mentally stable version of Horror.

>>5486411
Do you guys think Satan would have a big dick?

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>>5486411

>>5486415
cute to me actually is like an insult your not fuckable so you just cute

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>>5486404
So is there any sauce on him at all that he changed his views on homosexuality or are people just assuming he has just because he wears an elephant on his pin? It's not like he's an actual Republican. He only wears that pin because running as anything but a Dem or Repub won't get you into the white house, the Dems would never let anyone with his views on immigration win, and because of pic related

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>>5486416

>>5486418

nah. he fell out of heaven because he was super ambitious and grasping - classic small-dick compensation if you ask me

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>>5486424
cool end of discussion, can someone make the next new thread that doesn't have to do with Trump or God or Jesus or any other religious bigot nonsense that's happening in here right now.

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>>5486423
>>5486415
>everyone calls you a boy, not a man, and the only compliment you get is cute, even from girls

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>>5486427
>forceful acts against civil liberty
I don't think you know what a President actually does.

>>5486431

time to start lifting

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>>5486425
Stop being cruel to me.

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>>5486427
i dare you to go on craigslist men for men postings and you will find that nearly half of them are married men who are fathers looking for sex with other men discretely.

>having children and having sex with women = straight

Your logic is shockingly half-witted.

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>>5486442
You first.

>>5486445

I saw a debunk of this before, but I forget what it was called.

Suffice to say that obama is not gay, or at least has never acted on any homosexual urges he might have had.

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>>5486445
This shit's highly illogical, but it's exactly what I expect from the Tea Party.

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>>5486452

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>>5486450
Y-you have pretty eyes and I wish you all the best...

heterosexuality is unacceptable

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>>5486481

>tfw bf broke up with me new years day via text.
>next day texts me saying we can still be friends and possibly fwb, and he says he wants to chill.
How would you react in the situation?

I suppose I was in the wrong for the event that caused the breakup, but we've broken up and gotten back together several times now. After breakup #4, I'm afraid any interaction with this guy is just going to be drama. My circle of friends has been exposed to our relationship drama, and they want nothing more to do with this guy, so going back to friends within my circle of existing friends is pretty much impossible. I kinda wanted out of the relationship too, which is why I didn't try and resist the most recent breakup. Even in the breakup, this guy is still being clingy. I think I could potentially go back to being just friends with this guy, but it is going to be awkward, and I think some more time needs to pass.


How do you guys feel about going back to being friends after being in a relationship?

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>>5486506
Drop him like a stone. Change your phone number and facebook account, etc. disappear from radar. Friends after relationship doesn't work. He just wants to fuck you and others without being with you. Essentially he wants to use you like a tissue and toss you when he's done.

#4 breakup, ditch the chump and stop talking to him completely. He's using you and controlling your life the way he pleases.

Gain a back bone and end all contact with him.

>>5486486
oy gevalt, the goyim knows

>>5486506
>breaking up on nye via text

Give him hiv

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Why do most gays think they are better than bi/lesbian/trans people??
You pathetic lisping flamers, you insecure 'masc4masc' freaks, you're the worst of the bunch.

Ignore christfag's threads
this is the real new thread

>>5486571
>>5486571
>>5486571

>>5486382
holy shit

niq definetly bloomed into a flower

>>5486530
treú, as a bi male
gay men are some of the most embarrassing people i've ever met, they're like that little brother that keeps trying to hang with his older brother (natsoc, right wing /pol/shit, bodybuilding) but all of his friends think hes lame and just want him to fuck off

>>5485789

Yes.

>>5485795

What? :(