Gaygen - INTERNET FAMOUS EDITION

>>5470201
Nice job anon.

post

plugged

ass

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>>5470219

Its a blue board, dummy.

But here are the plugs in question,along with the timestamp i used.

I wrote a few thousand words on squatting with the different plugs and their pros and cons when squatting with them under load.

You can probably find it in the archive if you look

>>5470275

imgur duh

most of those look like there's so little difference between the part inside your rectum vs the part that's gripped by your bhole that you'd just fire it out if you squatted with it in

>>5470275
>Homosexuality isn't a mental illness

>>5470292

Yes, that was the experience with the blue ine especially.
But it was actually quite helpful, as it cued me into keeping my glutes tight and activated at the top of the squat. Was a nice way to train form.

>>5470296

Just a bit of banter, lad

Straight guy here
I want to start off my new years positive...hiv positive...
Should I go to the gay bar and get pozzed up?
Ill post my bloody asshole after im done with pozzy cum on my face.

>>5470315
you need to jack off and stop listening to your horny brain

>>5470315

pol please go
your trolls get more and more pathetic by the day

why do I even download dating apps if all the guys near me are total trash

there's like one to two attractive ones and they're probably so inundated with messages they wouldn't talk to a sperg like me

>>5470334
then kidnap one

https://youtu.be/EfEkN3kvCq0

Do you believe in the name above all names?

>>5470322
How does that make him a /pol/ack? Also, do you know if he's trolling given the amount of bug chasers that exist.

I wonder what sludgepuppies butt smells like?

>>5470399
Dog biscuits.

>>5470377
It's somehow both worrying and inspiring how causaly insulting he was to the other religions.

>>5470399
i have had the worst farts today desu

>>5470315
Anon you need jesus.

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>>5470399
My dick.

>>5470446
that's hot

Alright guys, I own both Jeb! and trump shirts, which candidate is better?
http://strawpoll.me/6410971

http://m.imgur.com/OrBX9tD

I'm need a big fat black cock inside me right now.

>>5470492
Both are shit faggot. Vote for berie sanders or jill stein. Faggots voting GOP is like Jews for hitler or blacks for the kkk.

>>5470502

>click link expecting a BBC to salivate over
>its your semiflaccid and unremarkable dick

ffs

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>>5470502
>circumcised

>>5470398
do they really, though? never been sure bugchasing was actually a thing or just a tiny minority of crazies/meme

>>5470510
>>5470516
Sorry my little white cut cock is so small. Maybe a big black 9 inch cock in my pink ass would fix me. :). Us whites have tiny little cocks.

>>5470509
>hernie

Dont make me laugh anon.

>>5470557
The guy who voted againist the Iraq war is someone to laugh at?

>>5470550
trip on john

>>5470593
haha good one
i dont like black dick

John's seriously the worst poster ever

>>5470712
someone just needs to dox him and get it over with

>>5470785
I never said that now...

>>5470785
I've already been doxed numerous times.

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>cute guy in my major
>do a group project and start a study group with him
>really like him holy shit
>testing the waters
>goddamn I'm terrible at this
>semester ends
>Skype/text with him almost every day
>talk about New Years plans
>tell him I'm being dragged to my aunt's house for it
>he texted me "Have fun at your aunt's New Years party! ;)"
>I tell him "You too"
>he's not going to his aunt's house
>he's not doing anything

How am I such a fuck up?

>>5470862
that's not so bad. he'll probably assume you just meant the "have fun" part, which is a normal thing to say regardless

>>5470862

Should invite him to your aunts then

>>5470862
>;)

did he use that emoticon?

>>5470875
Ugh. I hope so. Then again, we've known each other for a while so the fact that I'm awkward as fuck shouldn't be news to him.

>>5470883
I've been thinking of it. We've hung out before, but I don't know if he'd think it was weird or not.

>>5470889
Yeah, he uses the winking face sometimes. Why?

>>5470857
id believe it
you seem like the kinda guy to put your full name on skype username

>>5470618
no one likes disgusting, veiny black dicks except for mentally unstable size queens

>>5470922

>you're bros
>you text all the time
>you're going to a boring party
>he has nothing to do

literally the least weird situation to invite him to

>this party is gonna be so boring
>wanna come and help me not kill myself from boredom

>>5470922
he wants your D&A, obviously

>>5470922
The winking face is meaningless without more context.

Has he said/done anything that would lead you to question his sexuality?

finding a quirky gay guy is always such a relief ^_^

>>5470969
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is chad but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 18 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

>>5470979
roger that

>>5470938
I guess when you put it that way it seems natural enough. I didn't really get to have much of a social life in high school, so now that I'm making friends I guess I'm always worried that I'm as awkward as I feel when I do shit like this. The fact that I like him doesn't make it any easier.

>>5470940
If only. He's so goddamn great you have no idea.

>>5470941
He likes guys. But just because he's gay doesn't mean he's going to like me.

>>5470979
Enjoy your ban

>>5470969
is he cute tho

>>5470941
hes used the winking face... hes obviously gay brah

>>5470987
what do you mean? how could there be more to compatibility than having matching sexualities???

>>5470979
Pls tell me this is pasta, and you didn't actually type that all out. lol

>>5470987

Get to it faggot

>>5471001
>is he cute tho
no

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>>5471001
Hello, beautiful.

>>5471006
Did based ex wife keep you under a rock all those years?

>>5470987
Dude invite him, stop being an autist.

>>5471009
how awful

>>5471016
hi hru

>>5471026
not really
if i'm not cute then i cant expect to date cute guys

i accepted it a long time ago

>>5470932
yeah that's me

>>5471016
How can you see that face and not want to hit it with a hammer. lol

>Did based ex wife keep you under a rock all those years?
She did her damnedest.

>>5471001
Unless he likes skinny faggots with a horrible case of bitchy resting face and shaky hands, I'm fucked. (Only not really because I'm not getting laid at all.)

It could be any number of things, really. It's possible I'm not his type or he's not looking for a relationship. If he liked me, wouldn't he have made a move by now?

>>5471008
Honestly even if nothing happens, it'd be nice to have someone to hang out with. The closest person to my age is the son of my dad's friend. He's in his obnoxious as fuck and still acts like a bro despite the fact that he's 27 or so.

>>5470201
But you don't even lift anon...

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>>5471038
>ann got femdommed too hard and now reacts by bulking and being a top

>>5471033
you could trick them....

>>5471046
you like him. have you made a move by now? like an explicit one?

>>5471046

>wouldn't he have made a move by now?

Unless he's a pussy-ass faggot bitch like you

>>5471051

Suddenly it all makes sense

>>5471051
lol No, it was more passive aggressive emotional black mail stuff.
>Oh, you're going out with your friends on a trip you've been planning for months?
>But I want you to stay home and cuddle.
>No it's okay, I mean what do my feelings matter?
>I'll just be here at home.
>Alone
>Crying.

>>5471038
I know the feel bro women are garbage and will do ANYTHING to being you down.

Making up lies and fighting for the death to them. Honestly that just means you're a real man when you have girls hatinv on you.

>>5471066
Ugh, that'd be enough to turn me gay too.

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>>5471038
Because I am mentally stable.

>>5471066
You just expect based wife to let you run off to Thailand and fuck preteen ladyboys? Wake up to yourself, Dick Rickets.

>>5471088
You know for a fashion model he tends to be wearing some pretty horrid clothing.

>>5471075
Not all women. Just, apparently, all the one's I've ever wanted to stick my dick in.

>>5471084
lol

>>5471088
Just look at him though. He's asking for it.

>>5471017
You're asking a lot of me, Anon.

>>5471057
Touche. Though it has more to do with me being worried that things might get awkward between us if he doesn't like me.

My parents didn't like me hanging out with friends too much because they thought it distracted from my studies. Aside from the tons of extra-cirriculars I was involved in, I didn't get to socialize much outside of school. So now that I can hang out with people on a regular basis and actually have friends at my university, I don't want to run the risk of messing it up, I guess.

>>5471058
Not contesting the fact that I'm indisputably a pussy-ass faggot bitch.

He's pretty direct, though.

>>5471130
mayb just do it while rly drunk
usuually people awkwardly ignore things drunk people do

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>>5471120
The only thing he's asking for is my love.

>>5471141
This New Years parties were practially invented to do stupid things on liquid courage.

>>5471163
Can I express my love in pounds per square inch? Preferably applied to the face?

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>>5471172
You are not capable of love.

>>5471194
You make me sound like a monster. lol

I mean is it that unreasonable to want to destroy something that someone holds precious in a mindless orgy of violence and bloodshed, for no other reason then that it exists and offends the senses?

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>>5471239
Praying for you.

>>5471239
what does this even mean

>>5471289
Shouldn't you be partying for new years aussie boy?

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>>5471322
I'm staying in this year, since I'm at my parents' house and don't want to see people I went to school with. I have finished a whole bottle of wine though.

>>5471306
You never get the urge to just destroy something precious? Like in an antique store, art museum, or pet store. lol

>>5471329
>I have finished a whole bottle of wine though.
Explains why you're in such a good mood.

Actual porn title of the year: curiosity barebacked the cat

>>5471353
>You never get the urge to just destroy something precious? Like in an antique store, art museum, or pet store. lol

No, I'm white

Is 28 too old to start acting on your repressed inner gay feelings?

I've been looking around and a large amount of people I seem to come across around my area which are remotely good looking are in the 18-21 range.

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>>5471353
>Explains why you're in such a good mood
Of course I'm in a good mood, 2016 is going to be MY year! I can feel it in each and every one of my bones.

>>5471372
>a large amount of people I seem to come across around my area which are remotely good looking are in the 18-21 range
Why does that matter, you think they won't fuck you? I'm more attracted to men your age, than in the 18-21 range.

>>5471389
I just worry they'll be creeped out. I mean some of the 40+ year olds around my area make me internally retch. If i'm thinking that about them, who knows what the typical 18 year old thinks of me. :(

Is it weird that the only reason I come here is because I legit like gay guys but im straight and want to feel pretty?


Women have destroyed me and I just want nothing to do with them.

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>>5471409
Nothing weird about that, anon. Who's been telling you that?

You ever thought that maybe you're only attracted to women because you're supposed to be?

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Happy new year, cunts.

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>shrink asks what i've heard about transgenderism
>awkwardly sit there offended for the next 20 minutes
>never going back

Trannies are trying to steal our normal gay men, spread the word, dont apply for janitor positions. You have been warned.

Another year, nothing ever changes.

Anyone else waiting for the world to end?

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sup fagets, hows ur neew yers goin

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geralt desu senpai

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>>5471464

>mfw the incredibly frequent bath scenes

>>5471438

What exactly did you do to warrant this withering attack on your manhood?

>getting offended by a probing question from a psychiatrist

I mean, you are a big pussy, so they weren't totally wrong.

>>5471409
>straight
be my bf pls

>>5471460

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

>>5471475
I've just been talking about shit, how i feel, he asks about my family, how i feel about certain stuff, why, and how my childhood was. Of course I was offended it's a disgusting accusation.

Happy New Years, you bundle well-mannered gays.

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>>5471494
Kill yourself, you putrid shitcunt tranny nigger.

>>5471498
how's 2016 so far?

>>5471353
>You never get the urge to just destroy something precious?
Sweet delicious virgin bp.

>>5471364
>no I'm white
kek

>>5471498

Hi, bby
I missed you.

>>5471409
>but im straight
That means no touching, no speaking without permission, and no access to premium membership stuff.

Do you understand?

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>>5471501
Fantastic. I'm starting my third bottle of wine and just finished watching Maid in Manhattan (2002).

>>5471504
Don't you sweet talk me, tranny scum.
Go back to the asylum, where you belong.

im making my friends nice booze themed snacks from scratch for NYE.

Someone wife me now while you still can

Any new years resolutions?

>>5471538
cardio back in my training programme.
fuck cardio.

>>5471538
bf

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>>5471538
qt bf

>>5471516

<3

>>5471538

Lift more, heavier
Be part of a successful indie project
Don't fuck up my first year of marriage.

>>5471545
>>5471553
godspeed

>>5471547
>>5471549
same

>>5471538
Lifting and money.

First the riches, then the bitches.

>>5471538
Keep doing what I'm doing, don't fuck up.

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>>5471610
But you're one giant fuck up.

>>5470502
Cut dicks instantly kill my boner.

H-hi, I'm new here :3

Is there anything I should read to fit in into the /gaygen/ hivemind?

>>5471628
no, but you need to post a pic of yourself first so we know you are not a girl.

Lots of girls get in here for some reason.

>>5471628
Put on a trip and flirt disgustingly with the other abhorrent twink trips. And don't forget to use plenty of emoticons :3 ;-)

>>5471645
>>5471628
But never forget that daddy bears remain superior at all times.

>>5471628
There is a brutal war between twinks and bears. Choose a side to stay alive.

>>5471656
I'm too hairy to be a twink, unfortunately :(

>>5471657
Razors dude, use 'em

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>>5471657
Hairy is good

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise

>>5470201
Hey so SIR if you're a fag then why not make a gay /fit/ comic thingie?

>>5471671

Im not SIR, its just that he put me in the comic

:3

>>5470315
>not on /gg/ for a while and see this
glad to see I haven't missed a beat

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>tfw no daddy bf to watch the fireworks with tonight

Maybe next year ;_;

>>5471732
go to a gay bar I bet there are gay single daddies there on new years

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>i'm standing here on the ground, Betsy

>>5471753
I might if I manage to get a way to get there

>tfw no car

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>>5471610
>>5471615
He's got you there Annie.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/4d232d61454c1bed3833968d8b043f8b/tumblr_ndj797CvOK1s0zoano1_500.jpg

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>>5471771
Start walking now you're bound to get there by sundown.

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>>5470315
like this?
http://49.media.tumblr.com/51cf2819370325500fc1f5d92ea37595/tumblr_nkorumub0p1u82muio7_400.gif

http://bear-tum.tumblr.com/post/115211828861/buffskruffnskank-136-circle-the-drain

>>5471774

isnt it cold? 0_o

>>5471538
stop being gay and find gf

>>5471657
>wanting to be a twink
R u retarded or something?

>>5471812
what's wrong with twinks?

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>>5471803
Why don't you become the gf?
Win win.

>>5471817
They're just mtfs in denial.

>>5471817
They're not fat old and ugly thus they don't trigger daddy issues.

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>>5471538
To stop coming here.

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>>5471830

>tfw watching live streams of New Year all around world alone

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>>5471834
post link you're not alone in spirit if I'm watching too

>>5471819
too masc and toppish for that to ever happen

>>5471839
Cambodia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6-0B35hB9I

Bangkok:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq2CWiHOGpU

Lot of places in South East Asia in 10 minutes

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>>5471834
Sydney's was incredibly underwhelming.
>Oh wow, the bridge is pissing sparks again

>>5471844
Putting masc guys in sissy clothes is a fetish of mine, pls be my gf.

>>5471844
Just un-label yourself and find someone to love and fugg. Don't matter who. Without labels, these fagalams can't call you mean things like biscum
>tfw

>>5471844

This guy is right. He likes weird skeleton trannies; be his qt gf so he stops posting that whore
>>5471855

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/New-Years-Eve-Celebrations--363906141.html

Thailand up next

>>5471828
meh, the looks of some mtfs and ftms don't bother me; it's the mental issues that they have that are the problem.

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>>5471855
Do you promise to stop coming here if you find a qt bf? Spend all your time with him not us plz.

>>5471855
>Putting masc guys in sissy clothes is a fetish of mine, pls be my gf.
lol... It's obviously not as strong as the fetish of you wanting to date yourself, going by what you constantly post here. I could never be the gay twin that you so desperately seek.

>>5471855
>He was sooo.... captivating. I wanted him but- he doesn't notice.
>I'm too obsessed
>followed him to his mates house
>Took pictures and recorded his sweet fem voice
>God I wanted to feel his rib cage jabbing into me. Those cold, bony hands...
>he seemed to notice
>I ran
>get home
>upload all the media
>Yassss, gawd.
>Take my time making gif
>has to be perfect
>begins fapping
>"last touches" there was an urging feeling inside
>"one more timing modification"
>the moment I clicked save, I nutted uncontrollably all over my screen
>it drips down the screen
>so hot
>my cum drips down over my flash drive
>lap it up like the degenerate I am

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>>5471886
>>5471855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VM1ir7sfqA

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>>5471828
n-n-no Im a boy!

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>>5471900
I want this to be played at my wedding.

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>>5471873
No.
>Pugs
Fatposters in dog form, the absolute worst.

>>5471886
He doesn't look like me enough to be a gay twin.

>>5471900
This is disgusting. How did you manage to plant the cameras inside SP's filthy abode?

>>5471895
>God I wanted to feel his rib cage jabbing into me. Those cold, bony hands
Tru.

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>>5471915
why are you so mean?

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>>5471900
>tfw no wookie bf

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>>5471940

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>>5471911
>>5471913
>>5471915
>>5471930
>>5471945

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so you nerds are all spending new year's eve alone?

I'd hate that, fucking pathetic haha

>>5471915
If you're going to post bestpics could you pls be nicer?

>>5471952
I'll be spending it drunk

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>>5471951
shut up you like it
http://49.media.tumblr.com/883f6b9b6fa0fe71bdd456892057d31d/tumblr_ngnewqj5xN1tbk2gro1_400.gif

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>>5471952
Then why are you here?

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>>5471930
Because we need some discipline around here, and I'm the man for the job.

>>5471952
It's more fun spending it alone. Last time I went out for New Year's, I lost my pants and had to be taken to a car in a wheelbarrow.

>>5471971

https://youtu.be/cBVGRAK9FYo

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>>5471988
You can't even get a bf. What makes you think you have what it takes? you will always be tfw no bf because you're pathetic

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>>5471991
Xir please, Don't respond to the religious trolls.

>>5471986
>didn't notice the overlay in my meme pic
>>5471988
but that sounds like a great time

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>>5471999
I can't get a bf because I'm a reclusive drunk.
I'll show you though, mark my words. 2016 is gonna be a good year for me!

>>5471988
>Last time I went out for New Year's, I lost my pants and had to be taken to a car in a wheelbarrow.
wut

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>>5472007
that's a laugh

>>5472007
Just make your life better rather than relying on a year to be kind to you or, god forbid, making some silly resolution bullshit

>>5471952
>>5472007
>>5471971

https://youtu.be/TpG3BxRctQ4

>>5471983
I don't care for pugs. I like big dogs that think they're tiny lap dogs. They should be nice but intimidating enough to weed out pussies and dog haters.

I would dump a guy if he treated my dog bad.

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>>5472021
all these twinks with whiny voices, constantly sounds like they are complaining, crying, and yelling, this is what they call singing?

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>>5472035
>implying I don't want a Rottweiler in the future

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>>5471856
Sooooo disappointed in you

>pugs
Why won't you get a chihuahua too you fags

>>5472035
question: how would you react if you found out your bf had done sexual stuff with an actual dog?

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>>5472006
It wasn't. I haven't seen anyone from that night since.

>>5472011
Fuck you, pugshit. I'm going to get a qt bf, just you wait.

>>5472019
I'll try.

>>5472021
I remember fapping to that picture of them with the bananas when I was 15.

>>5472048
>>5472057

https://youtu.be/BfO0TjJrTEU

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>>5472063
>not liking dogs
Get a pussy and fuck them too while you're at it.

>>5472057
I thought that was some actual good advice tbhfam

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>>5472075
nice try shitlord

>>5472084
I'm disappointed that he's a real trip now.
>tfw you can't keep up with autism

>>5471855
>Putting masc guys in sissy clothes is a fetish of mine, pls be my gf
yaas

>>5472078
i swear, no great dane realizes it's a great dane

>>5472054
I miss my dead rottie.

>>5472073
It's a problem if he's doing it while we're dating and if it's my dog. If he did it once and didn't rape the dogs pup puss I could overlook it but I'd joke about it in private

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>>5472057

>>5472100
I don't think I could overlook it. I would see him as somehow tainted from then on. I guess I'm a horrible person.

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>>5472100

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>>5472097
Freak.

>>5472115
Nah, you have hangup's. We all have them

>>5472119
I love corgis!!!!

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tf is up with all these dogs animals suck

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>>5472100
>>5472035
most bad dog owners would be bad parents. they are essentially children who don't know better, you must train them to know right from wrong and most people who are bad with dogs and abuse them don't have patience for dogs let alone children. That's why most of them are cat lovers.

>>5472119
She had a bad tumor... I cried more for her than my grandpa passing

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>>5472135

>>5472135
>animals suck
No, that would be you sucking a million cocks faggot

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>>5472138

>>5472144
rather be sucking a million cocks then having a pet

>>5472137
See I'd want fathering traits in a guy. I want a family

Cats, though need understanding and setting aside of ego. They domesticated themselves and feel like they're more individuals

>>5472150
Do you lack the ability to care for anything other than yourself? You should stop wondering why you're so pathetic.

>tfw beginning to think I'm generally attractive to every gay guy my age

Feelsgood

>>5472124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iirDzMk5ysI

>>5472130
a+ best dog

>>5472154
exactly cats take over and do what they want which makes them seem to be smarter and more intelligent than dogs, but in reality they aren't smarter they are just assholes.

>>5472147
>not having a soul

As a man, I can cry about my dog and truck... OKAY? I she'd no tears for diabetic gramps

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>>5472161

>tfw used to be generally attractive but disliked myself
>tfw although i feel better about myself, now im an incredibly niche gay and nobody wants to date me

o-ok

>>5472164
Yeah, it's like I get them

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>>5472167

>>5472167
try having a diabetic asshole grandfather who was never pleasant to be around and later after grandmother died he expected us to visit him or care for him when we only came to family gatherings for grandma not that asshole.

He died in an old people's home months ago.

>>5472180
I'm emotionally abusive :D

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>>5472173
tfw attractive

>finally get fucked after like 8 months.
>Cute but bit chubby guy
>gets me on the floor and starts slowly fucking me while I'm on my stomach
>starts to get to fucking harder, feeling good
>lasts about 30 seconds
>leave

And this is why hook ups are bad.

why does this vine reach me on so many levels?

https://vine.co/v/exwJ0iLpmxd

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>>5472173
Your personality is disgusting, I don't blame them for avoiding you.

>>5472196
>fucking a chub
you deserved it

>>5472187
G-good riddance?

Mine always wanted to win my money at a game of cards. I later found out that he fixed the deck often. Lost his legs, one by one

>>5472206
fateful justice

This is less uplifting than usual. New Year blues, fellas? Angst+regret=salty?

>>5472196
I would have at least tried to get you off or like get hard again for round 2. The fastest for me was like 10 minutes but I usually pass 30 minutes

Who /college fooball/ here?

Gonna have it on in the background while I play Civ 5. Gonna be comfy

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>>5472187
My granpappy was pretty cool.
Generally grumpy, extremely racist, drank a lot, fled Italy after WW2 for, uh...some reason.
I miss the tension at family events more than anything.

>>5472213
https://youtu.be/_IJrWu3CNvo

>>5472222
Impressive

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>>5472206
I remember we were at a country road show on stage and my cousin (at the time 5 years old girl) was peeking from her chair in front of me we were playing peekaboo game where she hid herself and then popped her head up. Grandpa yells out "stop that crap and watch the stage" Five or so minutes later I look over and he's playing peekaboo with her. He was a selfish prick. Never saw him since grandma died.

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Found an old pic of me and my first dog, happy new year.

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>>5472201

u wot m8
fite me irl

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>>5472222
>grandpa was a nazi fascist
>fled Italy after wwII so his war crimes wouldn't be sought out

It all makes sense now why you're such a disease on the human race. You're genetically predisposed to be a leprous upon the human race.

>>5472240
MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT

>>5472227
this actually makes me like your gramps. you sound like an annoying little faggot who needs to be put in his place.

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>>5472240
why don't you have any eyes? are you blind?

>people talking about their grandpa
Mine is appparently a pedophile.

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>>5472249
I'm not gonna fullfill your sexual fantasy. Sicko

>>5472227
My grandmother sucks though. Very 2-faced. Thinks she can hide her smoking problem from people like she's classy. Left my grandpa to die and crawl his way to the bathroom before he shat himself

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>>5472267
That's fucked up

>>5472241
>tfw not on his knee

>>5472267
>Left my grandpa to die and crawl his way to the bathroom before he shat himself

Explain

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>>5472241
You have tiny balls and bitch tits.

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>>5472267
Mine isn't much better. She sucks dick for crack. Not even a joke.

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>>5472240
qt.

>>5472243
The only bad blood in my family comes from my mother's potato nigger WHORE family.
In my humble opinion.

>>5472226
I really liked him. Used to press bottle caps into my wrist until it bled a little and left a mark, which he then called a watch, and asked me what the time was.
I thought it was pretty amusing as a kid.
My grandmother also thinks potatoes cure mosquito bites.

>>5472272
He lost his legs to diabetes and the bathroom was not wheelchair accessible nor made so. He would have to crawl across a patio, rain or shine. My grandmother stayed on the second floor and collected pity points for herself

>>5472282
I was referring to your GET anon

>>5472284
Very qt

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>>5472289
Fuck. This is the second time this has happened, last time someone said "nice quads" and I thought he was talking about my legs.

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>>5472284
This is why women are cancer.

>>5472292
LMAO you're funny anon :^)

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>>5472292
you're an idiot

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>>5472291
I-I guess

>>5472291
Which one the grandpa made to crawl across the floor to the bathroom or the grandma who was a selfish cunt?

>>5472225
>I hate life!
>JK, I hope we realize how good it is.
Edgy as white boys could get in the 1990's
Nostalgia'd.

>>5472282
>bottlecap watch
Cute. I did that to myself. Alone. Perhaps I was more committed to comedy than you?

>>5472300
Sorry i responded to the wrong post

:^)

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>>5472303
It's okay anon. It's your moms fault she dropped you.

>>5472306
Didn't have a mom desu

Who /2dads/ here?

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>>5472301
It's not so bad, actually but I'm still angsty lol

I've chilled out over the years
https://youtu.be/68GruRH19Lc

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>>5472296
>>5472297
https://vimeo.com/80618609

Don't be mean.

>>5472301
Probably. I did it to myself a couple of times too to show my dad, but he thought it was weird.

>>5472309
Two dad's and you're a homo too?
>tfw the gay agenda is real

>>5472309
>tfw no /2dads/ to rape me

>>5472316
Im only bi tho

;^)

>>5472221
College? Meh. This isn't a football crowd. But I enjoy a good Texan slaughtering Indians joke. Watching Peach bwl?

>>5472309
Gay dads? That sounds neat. Go on.

>>5472322
Hatred in 3...2...

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this is my first poem
i hope you do not have high expectations for it
it is just like all the other poems will be
lowercase and sad
i am lowercase and sad
i should move to an island somewhere
where happiness is outlawed
and if you display external happiness you are shot in the town square
and people watch and point and laugh
but mirthlessly, because they do not want to be shot

>>5472324
>Watching Peach bwl?
Yes. Go Houston. I always root for fellow American conference teams

>>5472317
>tfw sick pervert
>tfw where's my double spankings
>tfw dad was straight

Why even live.

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>>5472322
>bi
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>5472322
>only bi
Wouldn't that be more than only. It's like saying I only want cake and ice cream.

>>5472332
Srsly, fagalams.... I'm already drinking tonight's punch

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>>5472328
Take your faggotry elsewhere.

>>5472337
I mean it like I'm only a little homo

>>5472328
Son, someone needs to take you camping. (The cycle of sadsack faggotry has got to end, you guise.)

>>5472314
Shoulda had two gay dads. I know your pain. Heteronormative child abuse.

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today i wanted to ride my bike

so fast and so far

that the g-force would rip me out of my skin

peel me, like a banana

and i would keep riding on as a grinning skeleton

and people would stare and mutter incredulously

under their breath and go to work confused or maybe

call in sick and go home and lie down on their

couches and wonder if they were become senile or

contracting some early form of dementia

and eventually i would ride under a clothesline and

acquire a new skin; a better one

i'd also bump my head on a low-hanging street lamp

and my brain would fall out with a resigned squelch

and along the way i would pick up a new brain from a

black market organ dealer in chicago

a smarter brain; one that is not broken like the old one

and i would keep riding my bike

tilting my head up at the sky every so often to scream

joyously

because things were okay

and things were going to be okay

and i was going to be okay

>>5472337
But they go great together!
>tfw no mmf triad bi-couple

>>5472343
How short are you?

>>5472328
Bruh

>>5472343
You might be mostly homo and not know it yet

>>5472347
I'm 6 1 in shoes.

Im also skelly

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>>5472345

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The manager at my preferred pizza joint is pretty hot. What random dude that you run into sometimes during your day do you lust over?

>>5472357

are you enjoying reading my poems?
i actually don't even know if they count as poems
maybe if i put in arbitrary enjambment
and lots of pointless sensory descriptions
about trees
then i will be a real poet
i will buy a beret
and a macbook
and go to starbucks
and i will write poetry
and it will be poetic

>>5472360
This cute blonde guy in my major, who've I've yet to have a class with

what is hookup etiquette?
like last time I did it the guy was like
'hey, stay for a coffee or a drink or something if you like?'

after I've cum I want nothing to do with you thank u very much

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>>5472356
But how tall are the heels you're wearing senpai?

>>5472354
Probably am desu

>>5472372
Good one senpai

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>>5472364
Oh god.

>>5472368
Holy shit end yourself degenerate slime

>>5472360

jock in my math class

but im a nerd and i think hes straight, it will never workout

Good morning you magnificent bastards.

>>5472368
Usually guys gross me out after hooking up. It's like I actually hear them after I've gotten off. Then I just feel shame because they're just so fucking awful.

>>5472376

if crabs could talk
what would they talk about
like
would they discuss crab things
like bob's shell not falling off yet
even though he's hit crab puberty
and has a really deep voice for a crab
and is having lots of crab sex
and is getting drunk at crab parties
and has started filling out his crab fafsa
application
even though it's only july
and he still has some months to go?
i like crabs
crabs are nice

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>>5472378
pic related

>>5472360
One of our clients comes in with his bike gear and leather jacket. I joke with him and my pathetic laughter has echoes screaming for him to ravage my bp over this desk. One time as I walked with him out, I made him lol and he patted my back firmly and squeezed-massaged my shoulder....
>tfw

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>>5472344
>Gay dads
I like my dad, he's super chill and makes sick banter. Would be nice having two of those.

>>5472360
Devout Christian Danish boy who was my Chemistry lab partner last semester, pretty sure I'm still in love with him.
It hurts.

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>>5472375
I'm not hearing a no on the heels.

>>5472385
Post bp

>>5472389
I always call people who hook up, degenerates and they always call me a virgin. It's like clockwork. Are you the same guy every time? Lol

>>5472401
Nyet.

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>>5472385
Nobody loves you or likes you. You're going to die sad and alone. You should kill yourself now and spare you and your family the embarrassment of you breathing.

>>5472396
I don't wear heels

>>5472411
Well...ok. Kek

>>5472414
Well CD is the first step to transitioning. It'll make you feel like better anonkun

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>>5472405
nigga i'd rather be living my life and getting my dick sucked than living in my parent's basement wanking myself dry to videos of people having sex that I could be potentially having.

>>5472387
3 of my longest ltr's have come from hook-ups. I guess I look for people I'd get along with. We Hang out after sex and ill either respect and want them more or hate them.

>>5472417
It's not a joke honey. I'm just trying to help.

>>5472422
Take it easy man. lol

You're so mean :^(

>>5472430
Your help isnt needed anon

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>>5472436
TOLD U BEFORE AND ILL TELL U AGEN.
I GOT THE SHARPEST TONGUE THIS SIDE OF THE INTERNET

>>5472394
I'm not followingthis story. You made him ravage your bp as you walked him out then he patted your back and squeeze massaged your shoulder?

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>>5472394
I hate that. They just see a fun friendly gesture of comradery, while you spaghetti inside and masturbate furiously about them grabbing more if you later.

>>5472450
Holy shit it is you

:^)

We should be friends anon

>>5472445
So you're finally doing it! I'm so proud of you. You're making the world a better place, you know?

>>5472459
i dont wanna corrupt you with my degenerate-ness :(

>>5472450
Why do you type with tongue? Is that a fetish or a Stephen Hawking thing?

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>having a great day, pulled an Ulamog and a foil Smoldering Marsh in the same pack, hosting a NYE party tonight and in good spirits
>get linked to a video on Chinese electro-shock therapy for gays
>feel like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMdGs259sVA

Why does life have to suck so much?