/gaygen/

First for kikecocks OUT

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I have the feels.

How to fix?

>>5469129

Don't worry too much about it. Even if you'll never experience that pleasure, you can still provide it by servicing the uncut master race like the obedient inferior you are <3

>>5469138
Fuck you...

>>5469131
i wonder what its like to be a living breathing meme

>>5469138
Dont be so goddamn rude man, jesus.
*strokes uncut dick*

>>5469144
You can always bottom bby

>>5469131
yes

>>5469140
Nice pepe. What kinda feels?

>>5469148

post dick bb~

>>5469143
>like the obedient inferior you are

Like having lower STDs?

john

>>5469140
snort cocaine

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>>5469144
>biscum
>kikecock

Sudoku when?

I ain't about arguing over stupid shit, but I like my circumcised cock desu :^)

>>5469149
I dont think that would work out anon...

But seriously How do you get back your foreskin?

>>5469161
How crusty and desensitized is it?

>>5469162

google you idiot

>>5469148

post 8incher pls

>>5469161
I do too, actually. I mean mine. But yours might be nice as well.

>>5469154
no
have some thirsty cock hoarding goblin post it instead, theyre around here somewhere

>>5469163
not really crusty, it is pretty desensitized tho

>>5469144
you could always restore

>>5469153

just normal lonely feels

>>5469171

but i wanted a new pic

>>5469162
Not sure anon, look into foreskin restoration though, I think it involves dangling weights and stretching, it might take some time, but just think, one day you could be docking like a champ.

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>>5469151
>>5469148

I'd fuck Brandon desu.
I mean, he's cuter than most /gg/ trips and namefags.

Where is my husbando ann skellington

>>5469162
https://vimeo.com/58303077

>>5469183
I have heard about stretching but not weights. I'll look into it more

>>5469177
I will do that.

>>5469192
i a m not watching it purely because I don't wanna see that gross old guys dick

>>5469191
im here and im at least 75% as good

>>5469193
it's really time consuming, but i'm thinking of trying again
#newyearsresolution

Question

Do any of you guys have internet online only boyfriends? I've been dating this guy for a couple of years online.

20 something year old African American 6 inch cock

I'm a 23 year old white American 5 inch cock

He says he wants to take me to Atlanta, march in the black LGBT pride parade, and have a bunch of black men fuck me in the ass.

>>5469199
Confirmed for never gone on Grindr

>>5469192
>see old guy

Well shit...

>>5469207
The way I see it you can't date someone exclusively online -- dating someone means going on dates.

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>>5469207

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>>5469207

>>5469207

Enjoy your AIDS

>>5469207
I kinda did, but cam sex isn't really my thing and that kinda killed it

>>5469180
I've gotten plenty of cock recognition already, it is time to step down and let someone else hog the spotlight.
This is my resignation.

>>5469207
Merchant plz

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>>5469217
THAT'S THE MAN WHO STOLE MY FORESKIN

why does anyone even care enough about someone else's penis to write an essay on it.

If they're hot, you're gonna suck it regardless of whether it's cut or not.

Smh. Permavirgins

>>5469188
:( not qter than me tho rite :)))

>>5469207
i did once but he was a loser
everyone u meet online sucks
hes just catfishing you

>>5469228
Being cut disqualifies you from being hot though, that's the point

>>5469215
>The way I see it you can't date someone exclusively online -- dating someone means going on dates.

First of all, dating is a social construct.

Doesn't matter if it's in real life, or virtual, I can date whoever I want when ever I want.

Sorry im late but why are the trip fags except qtpersian and heron ugly as hell?

>>5469227
>>5469217
They took our skin. Get him

>>5469231
>hes just catfishing you

We've been dating for years.

>>5469232
Okay hunty.

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>>5469228
>hot
>with kike cock

>>5469233
But that's like saying "I like talking to someone without talking to them"
Dating means going on dates -- its the verb form of the noun.

>>5469240
have u never seen catfish brah

>>5469234
genetics

>>5469221

just 1 more pic? please?

id be ever so grateful

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Is it just me or is this place getting worse and worse as the days go by?

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>>5469243
Stahp. I love that picture but I find the circumcision meme boring.

Can't we all just get along and post beautiful hons instead?

>>5469247

>"im talking to this cutie over text"

god youre dim

>>5469247
>But that's like saying "I like talking to someone without talking to them"

I'm to autistic to go out and find a date. Internet is where I go to find dates.

>>5469228
I would say a good many of them are just insecure about themselves.

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>>5469253

>>5469251
>Is it just me or is this place getting worse and worse as the days go by?

Yes, I say we ban all gays and only let BISEXUALS in here.

WHO'S WITH ME?

>>5469258
To be your date you have to go on a date -- this isn't rocket science.

>>5469234
>qtpersian
>not an ugly shitskin sand nigger

Tip top k e k

>>5469265

The fems got to go. where is senpai and spee to post baras at!?

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>>5469253
I love what you've done with your eyebrows, honey! :3 x

The community is just so toxic these days, it's really sad. :^[

>>5469251
yah a little :)

>>5469265
:( jerk

>>5469234
Because you're attracted to masculine adult males. Like a little bottom bitch.

>>5469247
This tbQh.

>>5469265
Point of order: I don't want to circle jerk with other bros though. Are we keeping the qts in a holding facility of some kind for easy access? Qt camps if you will?

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>>5469277
Thanx gorl.
U look gorjus too!!
Here's another of me xx

>>5469272
R u racist?

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>>5469287

The only ones that are even remotely masc is heron, me, sp, jupp and rugby.

>>5469249
lmao im hitting the sack
good luck goblin-san

>>5469291
Yes.
It's a well known fact John had black 'servants'.

Fuck well it looks like I'm restoring this year. Shit.

>>5469300

Is it really raycis if he makes them fuck his ass though?

>>5469291
I try not to be but it's hard where I live
>>5469300
My servants are strictly hispanic

>>5469301
post progress? you could be an inspiration to others

show us day 1 plz, for posterity

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>>5469293
Circe, Hitler and Booger are most masc in gaygen desu.

>>5469304
>My servants are strictly hispanic

Makes perfect sense seeing as blacks dont work.

>>5469304
forgot to turn my trip back on, i've been posting on /sp/

>>5469301
Link me what you get. I'm interested

>>5469313
aaaand filtered

>>5469287
Imagine like a gaygen zoo, where we segregated mascs, fems, bears, otters, twinks whatever, and one day a week each group gets let out of their enclosure to see the other enclosures

I imagine a lot of fights would break out.

Who do you think would win in a fight in each enclosure?

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>>5469310

If by masc you mean stupid fucking trannies than yes, their "masc"

>>5469310
Don't forget about yaas queen or whatever their trip is. He's super masc

>>5469317
trips run gaygen. filter at your own risk.

>>5469309
When I'm all done I'll make an album and I'll take pics when whatever I decide to get arrives ok :)

>>5469314
Will do :)

>>5469304
Where do you live?

>>5469324
but I'm thirsty

>>5469323
Hun, you, personally, run jack shit.

>>5469301
good luck
i'm going to start again too
just keep in mind it'll be longer than just this year so don't get discouraged when it doesn't happen super fast

>>5469329

Well no shit.

Whats restoring?


Is this a tranny ritual?

>>5469328
Go to /hm/ im not posting pics tonight

>>5469331
I'll keep that in mind. Anything else I should know?

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>>5469321
YAAAAS KWEEN.

>>5469335
Yeah. It's when you take hormones to restore you to the twinkiness of a prepubescent child

>>5469335

foreskin restoring. I personally dont believe in it seeing as those nerves are gone. Rubbing into some jewesses face.

>>5469293
OK? I'm just looking at the picture. I only see a few faces that might be old enough to rent a car.
I'm also not getting into the masthc contingent. Most of you clearly have low T tbqh.

>>5469318
I want to play along, anon. But all I can think of is a bunch of literal animals having cross species sex. And it's not sexy. It's not like Hard Blush at all.

>>5469340
MATHSK 4 MATHSCHK?????

I LIKE SPORTS AND STUFF. I PROMISE HUNNI... I MEAN BRO

...one sec. Lemme go put on my SnapBack

>>5469346

the group picture?

>>5469338
i gave up pretty quickly so i don't really have any tips

>>5469346
tbf most people here aren't old enough to rent a car

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>>5469335
I would appreciate it if you were more considerate when addressing fellow members of the lgbtqi community, honey.

"Tranny" is a really triggering term.

>>5469352
The much larger one, yeah.

>>5469348
>SnapBack
I Googled that. I finally learned what these are called. So this is a the gayest of baseball caps? I learned something today. Thanks!

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>>5469356

Sup faggot? Like my picture? I'm trans now.

Thats nasty. Im glad i grew up in a not cucked by the kikes family.

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>>5469358
Hear hear!

I was so triggered that I had to go and sit in the corner of my house that is designated as my extra safe space so I could recover from the stress of the use of that *foul* word!!

>>5469365
No snapbacks are worn by edgy gay femmes pretending to be masc but theyre mainly a swagfag thing.

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>the Hateful 8 has a scene where Samuel L Jackson tells a white guy that he raped his son
>this is supposed to be justified because the son killed some black people during the civil war
>is also played for laughs
>also says something about his "big black pecker"
>shoots the dad after telling him

Do people actually like Tarantino? This is just absolutely pathetic and disgusting.

>>5469365
No bro, they're the most masc hats

>>5469366
U don't pass. Soz gorl.

>>5469382

you triggered?

>>5469382

It's kike shit, what do you expect?

>>5469383
>U don't pass. Soz gorl.

Bitch please.

>>5469366
you wish you were that thin

>>5469393
See these posts for real women
>>5469374
>>5469358
>>5469289
>>5469277
>>5469262
>>5469253

You'll get there someday Hun

>>5469396

Dont have to wish for it when it's true bb. dont be jelly

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>>5469382
>triggered cvcked white american

Tarantino has been pretty shit after Kill Bill.

>>5469402
Even if it comes true. What you gonna do about the mammoth amounts of excess skin?

>>5469410

Go cry on the net with a sob story so i can get free shit.

Like everyone else in the country does :3

>>5469402
well, recovery from massive surgery would explain your absence...

>>5469382
tarantino has weird fetishes that sort of take over all his movies
wouldnt be surprised if this was one :///

Only good tarantino movie was pulp fiction.

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>>5469417

You goof. lol

Nah, i'm not tranny and I'm not rich enough to afford that kind of surgery.

As for my absence.... just been busy.

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You guys ready for 2016?

Why are all gays that are republicans either cheap shekel-counters or idiots who still believe in shitskin jew?

>tfw i will never have a boyfriend to shout GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK with

>>5469434

Yeah... when trump wins.

What did yall think of Star Wars?

Me, I give it a 8/10. Finn/Poe romance was the best part.

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>>5469427
>biscum twinks think their opinions on any subject hold any value

>>5469436
>being libertarian

Consider suicide faggot.

>>5469442

i give it a -0/10

What ethnicity do you usually have if you're called Attila. Slav?

>>5469448
Nigga please

>>5469441
Trump is a dumb faggot who won't win anything. Seriously he's not even in favor of "small gubmint." How is banning an entire religion "small gubmint?" Republthugans

Not even once.

>>5469450
>being a statist bootlicking faggot

commit suicide

>>5469325
The greatest state of Texas

>>5469458
>wanting sand niggers in your country

and who is going to win? bernie i got cu cked by blm sanders?

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>>5469434
Trump 2016.

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>>5469382
Tarantino
>Raised up in the Weinstein school of free publicity by controversy
>On record that his goal is to make each film edgier than the last edge lord project
I'm shocked that you're shocked, pal. This is what he's about.

>>5469379
>swagfag thing
>dat lexicon
I'm really considering getting a fem that doesn't talk. Maybe ballgag setup or a filthy foreigner fagette.

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>>5469464
wiz saying nigger

I'm sorry but this is just not believable at all.

>>5469462
SAN ANTONIO
A
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A
N
T
O
N
I
O

>>5469430
i meant the extreme weight loss
i did not think you were seriously a woman now

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night everyone. Have a good Nye

>>5469458
> tfw I'll never have my arm around a twink and be holding a copy of crippled america in the other

Too many feels

>>5469473

Oh hush and post your brown/black cock you little bitch.

>>5469479

lol. nah i just been busy with things. How are you doing though?

>>5469476
Dallas, fortunately

Who /fit/ here?

I'm a noob when it comes to cooking, but I want to change that. I've eaten relatively healthily in the past few years, but it's all been very basic and not as good as it could be. I'm looking for a good site/book to get some recipes from that are high in protein for building muscle, but also good for... well, being a bottom eventually. How can I get the best of both worlds? I'm willing to invest more money in food to have a higher quality of life. I'm just unsure of where to start.

>>5469484
bored
i play wow and watch the office ad nauseum

>>5469486
:(

Go mavs tho, beat the dubs

>>5469488
Chicken and tuna are life savers.

>>5469476
>SAN ANTONIO
I am so, so sorry

>>5469495
We are, very handily.

>>5469442
Jewish art might be clever and skillful, but can be put together by the artist only at the level of his conscious mind in imitation of what he finds going on around him, or in imitative continuation of a tradition that was quite different from his own. As a result, Jewish art is characterized inevitably by imitativeness above all, and therefore by shallowness and superficiality.

It was only during the Napoleonic Wars that the ghettos of Europe had begun to be opened and Jews to move freely in the host society around them. This liberation and assimilation was a slow and continuing process. So Jews are outsiders still, and very obviously so: they look different, and they speak with foreign accents. All this meas, that if some of these newly emancipated Jews become creative artists in their host society the most they could hope to do was imitate its art. Through no fault of their own, and regardless of their personal talents, there could be no unconscious depths to what they did.

>>5469488
>/fit/ bottom

the guys here will love you.

For mass brotein just eat chicken and fish. red meat once a week.

Id vote for trump as a thank you for making memes great again and i live in california so my vote doesnt count anyway

>>5469488
just make sure you get enough fiber and drink lots of water if you're worried about digestion
personally i love oats and raspberries for fiber

>>5469500
Well I wouldn't be gloating about Fort Worth -- not half as complete as a city as Dallas

>>5469500
I like San Antonio tho :^)

>>5469489

do you play any other games?

>>5469518
not lately
for a while before that i was breeding a competitive (lel) mono-poison team for a league challenge thing my friend was doing so that took a couple weeks
and now it's on to 24/7 wow

>>5469496
I can make chicken, but I've always hated tuna. Is it possible to acquire it as a taste? It grosses me out a bit.

>>5469503
The only meat I eat is chicken (until I find the right guy...). And I'm trying to become a /fit/ bottom, but I'm not there yet. I'm going to step up the gym a bit more. I've had decent progress so far, but I stalled because I wasn't watching my diet, which brings me here to fix that.

Anyone have a good website recommendation for meals to make matching my goals? The simpler the better.

>>5469512
I wasn't gloating. I have never said anything good about Fort Worth
Austin is where its at

Objective list of the big 6 in Texas desu

1. El paso
2. San Antonio
3. Austin
POWER GAP
4. Dallas
POWER GAP
5.Houston
10 FT OF SHIT
6. Fort Worth

>>5469530
Austin is FAR too liberal
>>5469532
lol nope
1. Dallas
2. Houston
POWER GAP
3. Fort Worth
4. Austin
POWER GAP
5. San Antonio
6. El Paso

>>5469528

I wouldn't know of any sites to look at. I would say your question is better for /fit/ itself than here.

>only eat chicken

Eat a big ass steak once a week for gains.

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>>5469488
Just get enough fiber and don't go too crazy on the red meat.

Check these recipes out, there's some interesting shit in there.
>http://imgur.com/a/5nbmA


Also, post muscle bussy.

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>>5469528

Are you cutting, bulking or recomping? That will have a huge effect on your dietary needs.

And you dont need a diet plan really, just a way to track your macros - myfitnesspal is probably best for this. Have you read the /fit/ sticky yet?

btw, got any progress pics to share? i fucking love making + reading the things.

>>5469528
I always cook tuna into stuff myself. I cook it into patties and make burgers with them but they tend to be a bit dry.

>>5469539

Aren't before and after pictures just the coolest shit to look at?

>>5469532
>>5469535

Literally any city in Texas is fine. I'm not sure how many gay bars are in Lubbock, but I'm pretty sure it's still better than Detroit or St. Louis

>>5469535
>El Paso that low

sup Reddit

>>5469535
your both wrong
all cities suck equally

>>5469553
>drug trafficking
>tons of crime
>tons of illegals
I have relatives in El Paso, they say they'd do anything to leave

>>5469558
El paso has the lowest murder rate among major cities in America desu

>>5469539
Trying to bulk now since I don't have good lifting stats to show off anything worth showing. (Less than what /fit/ would consider standard stats.) I read the sticky a long time ago. I think I used myfitnesspal long ago, so I'll try to go back to it.

Don't have any progress pics since I always forget to take them.

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nite shit lords

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>>5469539
>tfw i still haven't found sauce on that breh

>>5469568

Clean bulk or dirty bulk? You dont really need a diet plan for a dirty bulk, but you might want to track macros for a clean one I guess.

Oh and what are your stats?

>>5469532
>1. El paso
Literally quit reading there. You have shit taste and should feel bad
>>5469535
Austin's terrain, lakes, greenery, food, and artwork are at a higher level than Dallas's.

>>5469587
Are you the real dann? I msg'd you on skype and you seemed bewildered.

Anyone else into drinking tea? Started drinking a cup of tea at night and it kinda helps me relax, I keep trying new ones, I like chamomile, chai, green, earl grey, peppermint, and berry so far. Nothing comfier than a hot cup of tea before bed.

Im a commiefornian and all of texas is a shit hole especially el paso.

I thought all of the us was rich but i guess not.

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so watcha up to this new years eve /gaygen/

>>5469582
Trying to stay clean. I've just been undereating since I've been at home for the break, but I'm trying to plan ahead when I return to school to make sure I do things right.

I'm 5'10" at 160 lbs right now. My squats are only around 225 (lmao 2pl8), bench less than 1 pl8, and cleans around 105 lbs last I did them. I've fallen out of routine a bit so I want to make sure I go back to work hard.

>>5469593
I like it in the morning and at night epsilon.

>>5469594

Ever been to needles

>>5469592
[12/27/2015 5:03:34 PM] JC: sup
[12/27/2015 5:03:56 PM] Dan: wut
[12/27/2015 5:04:04 PM] JC: kinda forgot you existed
[12/27/2015 5:04:08 PM] Dan: who is this
[12/27/2015 5:04:11 PM] JC: john
[12/27/2015 5:04:30 PM] Dan: john
[12/27/2015 5:04:32 PM] Dan: who?
[12/27/2015 5:04:33 PM] JC: from gaygen
[12/27/2015 5:04:41 PM] Dan: oh yea
[12/27/2015 5:05:18 PM] JC: yeah
[12/27/2015 5:07:23 PM] JC: Did you end up going to that culinary college?
[12/27/2015 5:07:39 PM] Dan: yea
[12/27/2015 5:07:42 PM] JC: thats cool
>bewildered
Wouldn't really say that

>>5469593
Yep. Try something with catnip if you wanna get nuts. (It's not very nuts.)

>>5469606
sorry bewildered was poor word choice. Passive would be a better word.

>>5469595
im gonna message everyone in my area on okcupid and then cry

>>5469609

Catnip eh? I meant to ask what other types or brands I should try, I'm not too picky with tea, I've liked really all of what I've drank.

>>5469603

lol wtf are you me
>5 foot 10
>162lbs bodyweight
>squat: 230lbs
>bench: 127lbs
>deadlift: 255lbs

And are you doing SS as well? whats your overhead press? mine is 82.5lbs

Oh and can I see what you look like to compare our bodies? or would that be weird?

>>5469595
Eating ham and watching x-files.

>>5469627
thirstyyyyyy

>>5469595

Isn't New Years eve tomorrow?

>>5469640
He thinks we're the types to plan ahead.

>>5469604
Whats needles?

>>5469640
Yeah

>>5469636

no, no, its not like that - i just want to gauge my progress against someone in the same situation as me. Everyone I meet normally is either a hardened powerlifter slinging around metric tonnes or the spookiest of DYEL skeletons.

its really cool to find someone at my own strength level, so I wanna know how i measure up.

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>>5469636
>tfw they're both bottoms.

>>5469645
Needles CA. I'm a desert fag so I guess I know more about these dumpsters but the town isnt that good and looks kind of trashy.

>>5469627
Too weird for me, but my OHP is around there too. We might be the same person from different universes.

What did you start from? I started abysmally low. As in unable to use an empty bar otherwordly weak.

Is there an official name for a ski-mask fetish? Because I have it.

>>5469667
do you get off to Friday the 13th?

>>5469682
that's a hockey mask stupid

>>5469659

Me too! i was anorexic originally, was benching the bar and squatting 40kg.

How long have you been lifting?

>>5469701
I'd say around a year and a half now, you?

>>5469701
>tfw probably can't even bench the bar

whyyyy did I fuck my body up this bad

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>tfw boyfriend
Its been a few months now and I still can't believe it!

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>>5469701
Ann Orexic mustard race.

>>5469724
aww that's nice

Anybody else here into flexibility exercises?

>>5469721

Dont worry man, we all start somewhere! you can start by benching tiny dumbbells and work your way up. If youre a sp00ky skeleton, GOMAD and SS will beef you up like crazy - ask /fit/ about it.

>>5469720

just 7 months, but i have been training autistically hard - ive only missed 6 workouts, one because of christmas.

>>5469745

Eh, progress is slow. I'm working on my ankle flexibility so I can ATG squat in the future, but i here that kind of thing can take years to work properly.

>>5469745
No. I probably should. I can't scratch my back like I used too 60lbs ago. lol

>>5469751
>>5469750
Oh cool!

I am trying to regain my ability to do the splits. It has been slow but now that I'm down from like 210 to 190 I'm getting better at doing flexibility exercises.

>>5469761
>ability to do the splits.
My crotch hurts just thinking about it. lol

>>5469751

post quadriceps + calves

>>5469781
Do you have any idea how fun it is being able to freak out your family with that?

>>5469785
N-no. I'm trying to reform my slutty ways.

>>5469796
Sounds like allot of work t b h. Maybe if I was a bottom, and wanted to impress tops with my flexibility. lol

>>5469820
post bussyhole

>>5469820
Kek. I aint a bottom though :^)

>>5469820
>tfw Ann will never go bottom for you

>>5469750
nah I just need to get my muscles to a healthy level I don't wanna try to beef up or anything. If anything I still need to lose weight. I'm just so weak from inactivity it's ridiculous, and I've got nerve pain in my shoulders as a result that makes it hard to do many upper body exercises.

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>>5469823
Heeeey! my man said no. You wanna see it you gotta pay for it!

>>5469849
>pay for it
teehee

>>5469458
I don't want to be forcibly converted to islam like in the United Cuckdom

>>5469823
Nyet.

>>5469837
>I aint a bottom though
There's two types of people who can do the splits. Cheerleaders, and bottoms, and I don't think you're a cheerleader. lol

>>5469842
Sorry bb.

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>>5469761

>mfw just tried to do the splits and this is all i could do

and the top it off now the inside of my knees are really fucking painful, ffs

How the fuck is it even possible to do the splits? is there some trick to it?

>tfw you will never do the splits on a qts dick

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>>5469858
...looks like I'm an exception to that rule :^)

>>5469867
Lots of stretching. Like seriously I'll post a video I use. Or just google it.

>>5469867
Also nice ass.

>>5469867
front splits are way easier
>is there a trick
yeah, it's easier to start in a lunge position and get the back leg flat first then ease into with the front, but it takes practice
i used to be really obsessed with trying to get flexible a few years ago, i got really close but never quite got all the way down

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>>5469867
>>5469887
>nice ass
>literally no ass visible

>>5469887

But you couldnt even see my ass in the picture

???

>>5469890

How long did you spend working on it?

>>5469903
Meh fuck it I took too much fucking nyquil I'm sorry.

But I spent close to 8 months on my front split. Note your thigh muscles do get a little bit larger from this.

>>5469867
>tfw you will never do the splits on a qts dick
Not with that attitude.

>>5469898
>>5469903
Probably remember ass from the last time it was posted.

>>5469911
>tfw used to have all splits over split without practicing them
>tfw grew out of them and not flexible at all any more
I need to work on it but I lazy with splits.

>>5469920
Hey we all have to start somewhere Dann just do what you can and go at it over and over until you can do it.

>>5469927
Noice anon. :)

>>5469938

nighty night now

happy new years eve

>>5469927
>http://m.imgur.com/QIYCyGy
Hnnnng

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>tfw I have a lovely group of friends to spend new years with

>>5469927
honestly feelgood, what's the point of dropping your trip if you post a dozen pictures of yourself every day?

>>5469949
>>5469957

>training for 7 years
>using steroids for 1
>still looks like that

l o l

>>5469945
>tfw I have to spend New Years with my family at my uncle's cabin in the mountains with no internet

>>5469949
>>5469957

I sometimes post on cuteboys too, well not much anymore

>>5469965

yeah sorry
its a side effect of feeling happier i think - its nice to see the days get longer and the nights get shorter

i was thinking i should probably find somewhere else to spend my time anyway because
a) ive overstayed my welcome on 4chan
b) 4chan isnt too healthy
c) i need to reduce my internet time to focus on my studies

unfortunately i have yet to find a semi-decent replacement. but ill find one eventually, and then i will be gone, dont worry.

>>5469977
i thought cuteboys was a pedo site

>>5469978
What do you mean overstayed your welcome on 4chan?

>>5469978
i used to think you were a nice guy, but i've realized you're kind of a narcissistic douche

The internet was a mistake, we've gone too far, time to enjoy the eternal internal torment.

>>5469990
>narcissistic douche
The only people who don't like attention are uglies who only get negative attention.

What do you do when you're smart enough to realize you're not smart or talented enough to do anything truly original? Is it time for the noose?

>>5470010
Teach.

>>5470010
sounds like a lot of weight off my shoulders desu

>>5470010
Become a democrat

>>5469983

well, when i started posting i liked to give out advice to people. i like feeling helpful and all that.

However over time, ive pretty much given all the advice I can, and at this point im just irritating people who have heard everything i say a thousand times already. so when i give advice im wasting my time and in fact everyone elses also.

but when im not giving advice, im either narcissistically spamming pictures or grousing for replies with lame small talk, neither of which is productive and which both further cause irritation.

the only time in recent memory i felt like i was doing something right here was when i was painting Ann a new boyfriend a few days ago, and that was obviously an exercise in whimsy.

so yeah, overstayed my welcome

>>5469990

Mm. Interestingly, I have the exact same feeling as you. I found that as I got less and less depressed, I also became more and more of a 'bad' person. It does seem like I am very vain, but I dont know if there is any way for me to fix this flaw in my psyche, only to mitigate its effects I was a little torn, as I felt like I had to make a choice between me being happy and everyone else being happy..

Instead however, I figure the best thing is to take my ass off to some other place, or even better to more completely withdraw into my studies so that i have literally no effect on others here or elsewhere.

unfortunately it seems to be impossible to be happy and grovellingly consequentious, at least for me.

>>5470010

Julius Caesar said
>"I weep because at my age Alexander had conquered the world, whereas I am 29 and have done nothing"

greatness can come from anyone, at any time. I wouldnt worry about it.

>>5470017
I get no respect from anyone because I'm weak
>>5470021
it means my life can never have meaning
>>5470022
>le tip

>>5470031
Interesting look on it really. I'm sorry about your situation bro.

>nobody in the tinychat
Why is it always dead

>TFW have never spent new years with friends, only my family

feelsbadman

>>5470031
>greatness can come from anyone at any time
I have no real talents to speak of, I'm basically wannabe philosopher trash

does anyone have a screencap of what the 5 million get was on /lgbt/?

>>5470065

People worry too much about qualifications. Just because you havent got this or that degree, doesnt mean you cant be talented at a subject.

Einstein famously flunked out of Physics and couldnt stand the class, until picking up the subject in his 20s and becoming one of the most influential physcists of all time.

Similarly take JK Rowling, a reject writer who had failed to ever get anything published before, but who wrote one of the all time bestsellers while on a train crossing Derby.

Dont put yourself down based on what other people and metrics dictate, they dont know shit.

>>5470072

archive?

>>5470061

maybe its a little late this year, but for next:
>" hey mum, dad, is it okay if i invite some friends round for New Years?"
then invite 2 or 3 of your best mates round. Just dont invite only 1, cause then things might get awkward.

>>5470042

So am I, man, so am I. Still. stiff upper lip and all that.

Goodnight guys.

>>5470034
>I get no respect from anyone because I'm weak
Then become some big guys indentured ass servant.

>>5470044
Because nobody wants to be recorded by a stalker probably. Maybe a different platform would help.

>>5470093
Well it seems like you've accepted it. Good luck in your travels anon.

>>5470072
Believe it or not, I got the 5 million get. It was about 4 months ago. I described being lgbt as not being invited to the party with all the cool kids and trying to cheer yourself up by throwing a party with all your loser friends, secretly still wishing you could be at the popular kids party.

>>5470093
>maybe its a little late this year, but for next:
>>" hey mum, dad, is it okay if i invite some friends round for New Years?"
>then invite 2 or 3 of your best mates round. Just dont invite only 1, cause then things might get awkward.

thanks, but it's more due to the fact that i really don't have any friends that are close to hang out with over new years anyway

now i'm feeling bad about myself. ;_;

>>5470093
But like, everything has been done before. Originality is dead. I considered writing an essay called 'the supreme banality of discourse' or something equally pretentious because at each layer of logic and thought all the details get digested and spat out for easy consumption but someone's probably already wrote that. All of life seems so patently banal and absurd that I have a hard time finding meaning at all

>>5470114
that's neat, I think you guys are cool tho

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tfw watchin the leftovers

tfw justin theroux isn't my daddy

;____;

>>>/fit/35431805
MFW IM IN THE FUCKING NEW YEARS FIT COMIC (on page 3)

YESSSSSSSSSS!! MOM I MADE IT!!

>>5470116

The roman engineer Titus said in 60AD: "I see no further space for improvement in technology, and declare that we have reached the peak of human knowledge".

There is always something left to do, man. Always.

>>5470144
I'm not saying that we've reached the end of knowledge, I'm saying that the way most people think is very self reinforcing and as such, very little tends to get done in discourse other than reinforcement of a few stale ideas but idk, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed

>>5470144

Post butt with plugs in them

>>5470201
>>5470201
>>5470201
n e w ! ! !

>>5470208
you're really early

>>5470288
he wanted to show off his achievement