Tell me about your straight friend

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He has pale-ish skin. Short blonde hair and blue eyes. Taller than me but not too much. Much stronger than me. Has very thick arms and legs and is generally "thick" (he used to be a rower). He's pretty shy and quiet, however really really smart (and I don't mean that phony "neet smarts" I'm talking quantum physics and shit). He is also really good at drawing, knows a lot about painting and cinema. He is sooo adorable when he eats. Usually gets pretty messy when he eats. Is a right wing nationalist but not a stormcuck. Dresses like a man should (straight cut jeans, sweatshirts etc...). Rarely smokes but when he does he does it in a very unique and beautiful way. Usually shys away (hopefully not in disgust) every time I try to approach him.
And that's pretty much it...

We made out once when we were both dead drunk.

Blew up in a boiler explosion 2 years ago.

Turns out they were gay

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Best friend/drinking/vidya buddy, bear, has a kid with a super awesome girl, has a huge dick

Had a guys night on Wednesday, his gf was out of town, we drank, played ps4, smoked. He started getting touchy with me, ignored it. He is getting more adventurous throughout the night, squeezing my dick through my underwear (for some reason we always end up in our undies on guys night). He's a cool guy, can be sexy when he wants to be, but I ain't into him like that, and am especially not a home wrecker.

Anyway, it culminates to him being on top of me, pretty drunk by now, stroking my cock through my briefs. He's telling me, "I know you're enjoying this too. I feel how hard you're getting." I push him off and tell him that he had a girlfriend and we shouldn't be doing this. That's when he presses himself against me and whispers into my ear, "That's what makes this more fun. "

As shiver-y as that makes me, enough is enough so I push him off me and drive home.

I love the guy as a friend, but sometimes I think he just likes to see how far he can take things