This little fucker

>>5454455
He's gay?

k

wot

Take some klonopin and lay off the amphetamine or whatever.

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>>5454482

I have no idea. But I know he likes big cocks. There's no other explanation. I wouldn't be surprised to learn he does a little crossdressing too. But for now I just want him to admit he likes big dicks. He has an oddly disproportionate number of black friends too, plus he's into that weaboo stuff. So Im willing to bet he has prison fantasies or something.

There has never been anything normal about his personal life. And none of it bothers me. But goddammit I hate when people insult my intelligence. I have fallen for this "no really I'm straight" shit too many times.

This homo likes cocks. Big cocks. Prolly big black cocks. He talks like a girl, acts like a girl, giggles and squeaks like a girl, and has a girls ass. He is one shade of lip balm away from being a full blown tranny.

Goddammit goddammit goddammit I am not falling for this shit again. I dont care what has to happen, this little bastard is going to confess his love of cocks, I swear it.

I dont care if he wants to call himself straight. I dont care what his lifestyle choice is or what his views are. But I swear, when this is over, I will not be made a fool of again. I will not be that guy that, once again, tries to be supporting, pretends he believes some flamers bullshit, and says "sure, I know you're straight" when I goddam know full well this guy falls asleep thinking about puffing peters-

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>>5454594

Never again. Sooner or later, these little bastards, after spending years insisting they prefer chicks with all their sexless relationships and beards and pathetic dating life that goes nowhere, after feigning outrage in their lispy voices and flailing their hands at the suggestion they are gay, after doing their damnest to beat it into your head that they are really straight, eventually-

" I have an announcement" And then all of us who said they were homos all along look like fucking idiots because we finally just agreed to keep the peace. And now we look like fucking idiots that dont know a flaming gaylord homorectus when we see one.

NEVER AGAIN.

You hear me you sonsofbitches?! When this is over, I swear you will be begging to confess your cock love dicklust. When this is over, you will be singing songs about your passion for peckers in the public square for all to hear.

goddammit goddammit goddammit I will not look like an idiot to protect some closet case again. I am tired of these little shits making me look like my gaydar is broken because they want to take forfuckingever to come out of the closet.

Come out you sonsofbitches or I swear I will drag you out by your pedicured little gay toenails

>>5454520

oh as if I have either left on a Sunday night whatever

don't push it, coming to terms with being trans is a long process and coming out to friends and family can be scary

>>5454596
I mean, if you're serious, you could always smirk at him in private and be like "you're gay, aren't you?"
jokes aside though, let the guy believe what he wants, if he's straight he's straight
he's probably waiting to come out if he's as gay as you say.