Back to Basics edition
With the holidays over, let's get back to basics. Please feel free to discuss the following topics:
>tfw no bf
>pre-cum soaked penises
>best brands of striped thigh highs
You are also encouraged to post pictures of your hottest boys.
▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
▶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36HC6ZmT
▶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe
▶Discord server: https://discord.gg/0XFIQ4xa7RcYJuo
▶MTFG Radio https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/mtfg
old >>5449161
Let's do our best today, girls!
>tfw crushing on someone who is emotionally unavailable
yaaay ;_;
>>5452650
>Back to Basics edition
???
>>5452650
>pre-cum soaked penises
I miss that meme
>>5452650
>tfw boy toy on the side.
>tfw he comes over but your thigh highs are still on the line.
>>5452668
>only emotionally unavailable
that just means you have to take what you want
>there are people here RIGHT NOW that have a boy at least mildly interested in them.
>tfw haven't epilated in a few days
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1451260321817.webm
>>5452703
>tfw your mom tries to make you meet one of her friends' boys.
>>5452703
It's pretty fucking great
I just wish he didn't do that author thing where they never finish stories
I know I can't rush the creative process but damn it I want him to publish something
>>5452668
>tfw kinda ktf but worse
All women are whores. You are all whores. Discuss.
>>5452732
I suppose that increases the likelihood that were women
>>5452732
All cats are whores. Therefore all trans women are cats.
>>5452732
I'm a prim and proper lady.
>>5452732
yep
>>5452732
>stating the obvious
Why didn't you transition when you were younger /mtfg/?
>>5452731
Fuck off obsessive cunt, there's a good reason you got dropped like a sack of potatoes.
nth for a worthless waste of space and air for the pretty people! :D
>>5452732
But I'm a pure and innocent maiden.
>>5452761
Fear
>>5452753
>>5452754
This.
>>5452761
Because my brother nearly transitioned and I was waiting for my family to recover before I pulled the same shit.
Does penis size on your bf matter at all?
>>5452784
Can't be too big, can't be too small.
>>5452761
I didn't know anything about trans people when I was younger, didn't realize what my dysphoria was, and by the time I had any exposure to trans people or the resources to figure out wtf was going on with me I had already repressed everything away.
>>5452784
No, but if he's smaller than me then he has to be the bottom.
>>5452761
I didn't know it was possible. I grew up without the internet or social outlets. I was fucking home schooled all the way thought high school.
Furthermore. I don't care anymore. i can't go back in time but I can change the future.
>>5452766
yeah
>>5452784
I have never seen my best friend naked but i don't much care
>>5452801
No matter how fucked up the sex act, there are people who will be into it. Always.
>>5452745
Cats are not all whores, this logic is flawed
>>5452720
I wish I had that problem.
>>5452724
What don't it feel like though? I need to know this.
>>5452732
>whore
>incel for life
Choose one senpai.
>>5452766
is it because she actually is a sack of potatoes?
>>5452811
>she
Sure does look like it
>>5452797
wait, did elanna and you have a fight?
Post your pic and I'll fap to it and cum all over it and take a picture for you
>>5452826
elanna broke up with bexe for the seventh time
>>5452826
anon is right, i'm an obsessive cunt so i got dropped
>>5452829
elanna has been kinda acting a bit bitchy recently, like acting like she is above everyone because of srs, I dunno the real problem though
>>5452828
I dare you.
>>5452841
You're confusing reality with your imagination again.
>>5452844
uhhhhhhhhhhh is that a boy on ur bed O.O
>>5452828
wait, didn't you do that to me?
>>5452844
shangie?
>>5452847
well regardless I just blocked and removed elanna from my contacts #ISTANDWITHBEXE
>>5452844
Are you sheens little sister?
>>5452853
can we not do this, it's not her fault
>>5452841
>projecting this hard
>>5452860
I won't speak of it further. I hope you feel better soon.
>>5452835
that and you're a gross hon and not the anime character you ERP'd as.
>>5452865
can u post a normal pic u look cute
>>5452869
Such a bully.
>>5452870
>Another thread on /v/ where they talk about how they want to cuddle/fuck traps and play vidya with them.
And yet I still can't find a bf or gf to do that with.
>>5452879
i always knew you were a qt
>>5452885
That would require lowering your standards to /v/ level.
>>5452885
Have you tried whoring yourself out in that /v/ thread?
>>5452886
Thanks~ I've posted my face here before though.
>>5452890
No I'm not Kayla.
>>5452860
It will be alright Bexey. I'll say what I said to Elanna. Just dont be so hard on yourself.
> leaned I can sue my dad for 16 years our unpaid child support
> looking at potentially 70 grand
M O N E Y
>>5452914
Ruin a man's life over what? A difference of opinion?
>>5452914
Dick move. My father never paid child support but I don't take him to court over it because he can barely afford to live. Thanks for another reason to hate you more.
>>5452914
This post is the epitome of Amy Victoria.
It's night time and I am spooked. :o
make me feel better! NOW! pls
>>5452808
It feels like there's someone I can talk to whenever, depend on and be honest with, and as much as he's there for me, I'm there for him and we make a symbiotic whole out of two very broken people
How did everyone's Christmas go?
>>5452910
i should be hard on myself, it's all my fault and i deserve everything that happened
>>5452942
Terrible, but I'm pretty ok with everything. You?
>>5452942
Christmas was awful and so was Christmas eve
Next year I'm only celebrating boxing day because that's when I get to see my friend for the holiday
>>5452942
I got a ladies peacoat and some makeup but it hasn't arrived yet, that's about it.
>>5452942
pretty sweet desu, got nice gifts, ate loads of food and got a gf.
>>5452914
>tfw mom waived child support to not have to deal with his constant abuse thinking it would protect us
>instead he took it out on us more
>>5452914
disgusting hope your get ran over
>tfw transgender
>tfw hate other transgender's but there's no other terms to identify with to make people understand that I'm a girl with a pee pee
>tfw have to associate myself with perverted degenerates in order to be seen as a women
Anybody else know this feel?
>>5452971
Jealous as fuck
How do trans girls work?
>Trans girls say they want a BF
>I show interest
>I have a job, a car, and I'm usually a happy guy.
>cis woman are attracted to these qualities i have.
>No trans girls are interested.
why.jpg
>>5452974
kinda sorta, besides a few who post here or on skype, I hate most trans people and the lgbt community at large
>>5452945
So stop attention whoring about it and go drown yourself cunt.
>>5452989
You sound like an entitled piece of shit, neck yourself.
>>5452989
>I have a job, a car
you had me at hello
are you near california?
>>5452990
>Kayla acting like she's more legitimate than anyone at all
>>5453003
seattle, Washington
>>5452989
to get a transgirl gf you need to be into anime
and you have to be willing to be bottom if you have a small penis
>>5452989
It's all about looks and personality.
Are there trans girls that don't have genital dysphoria or is it just a myth?
>>5453018
ooh, I have been wanting to move to seattle
>>5452989
Provide for me and be attractive, then i will gladly become your perfect submissive housewaifu
>>5453041
They exist.
>>5452989
A job and a car and being happy don't make you attractive
Being cute makes you attractive
>>5452942
got nothing, saw no one, heard no responses from anyone I wished a merry Christmas to or sent gifts to.
What about yours Peach?
>>5453041
They're relatively rare and it doesn't last/isn't 100% of the time. A nonop girl having a breakdown isn't fun.
>>5453041
Present
it's kinda there but my dysphora for other parts like my shoulders, face, boobs, etc far far trumps it
>>5453052
>>5453068
I see.
>>5453072
So you're okay with your genitals overall?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NaqVawPFL1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10WoSuZJ1V4
I got some non-trans girls from r9gay to make me these
Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to be a non-trans girl, to be able to talk to them and be friends with them and live as one of them without feeling like a freak, this thought makes me really happy and excited, and then I remember that it will never happen and I get really depressed and usually end up taking a nap.
>>5453049
A whore tells a man her price. All of you ate whores
>>5453089
second life
>>5453041
It's not so bad. My dysphoria is usually over parts of me that can be seen by anyone. I'm also just really uncertain about a vagina made through SRS. They certainly don't seem as great as an actual vagina.
>>5453098
they ate whores anon? got any facts to back that claim up?
has anyone had any experience with ethyl alcohol injections to stop testosterone production?
i'm allergic to spiro, so i don't really have much of an alternative as the NHS suck.
>>5453105
their not. you have to constantly use them or they heal over like a wound.
>>5453105
Sure they are - recently at least±
>>5453125
>They heal over like a wound
No, they don't. Some of the depth at the end will atrophy, but it won't close down.
>>5453125
Is this true? First breast implants turn out to be toxic and now post op vagoos seal up like a wound?!?
post butts
>>5452761
I can still tell that's a dude
what's the point?
>>5452828
do me
>>5453157
>that thumbnail everytime
>Kayla smokes fat a bowl.jpg
>>5453125
If this is actually true I think I'll vomit on my self
>>5453139
It's a meme propagated by people who don't know anything about it besides very superficial basics.
>>5453168
>Kayla smokes fat a bowl.jpg
haha
>>5453157
to bad that wasn't all over my real lips or I would have swallowed that shit. I love cum. Too bad I can't make any anymore.
>tfw no mtfg gf to murder you in your sleep.
pls tell me ur favorite face primers. drugstore is preferable because i've already spent like $150 on makeup in the past two weeks
>>5453175
hey can u stop posting pics of me thx
>>5453197
Woah lewd
>>5453197
>I love cum
tee hee I love when daddy gives me cummies~~~ just like a real girl~~
>>5453197
if you could produce cum you wouldn't want to eat it
nature is cruel
>>5453227
First, give me evidence that it's actually you
>>5453197
>Miss Cock is at it again.
>>5453233
>liking cum must mean daddy issues
go back to gaygen homie
>>5453250
it's a term of endearment between infatuated partners
>>5453238
>"you want a lip liner a shade darker than your lips, so it makes a kissy face"
>>5452945
Thats not true at all. I dont know the specifics but you got a little attached thats all. It happens to all of us Bexu.
>>5453258
>so where were you friday night! We all want to tonnnnicssss!
>>5453250
fwiw, daddy is something I've seen in couples that weren't fueled by daddy issues.
>>5453239
>http://strawpoll.me/6380603
It definitely tasted better pre-transition, one of the few changes from HRT that haven't been positive. (Actually it's the only one I can think of right off.)
>>5453250
>I don't think you like cum so go back to the thread where everyone likes cum
Idgi
>>5453278
the taste is dependent on what you eat. pineapple really makes it sweeter.
http://strawpoll.me/6380662
>>5453279
>I can't read
>>5453239
I ate my cum at every opportunity, I even came on my food and even brushed my teeth with it.
i haven't been able to produce a drop since 4 months hrt.
>>5453278
it went from tasting like salty fishy custard to tasting like glue ;~;
The whole daddies cummies thing is fucking pathetic, end yourselves
>>5453298
no fucking way
>>5453293
I guess not cause that seemed pretty cut and dry to me. Maybe you just can't express youself.
>>5453303
I even used it on my face as an anti wrinkle cream
>>5453298
Holy shit you are fucking disgusting. I can see why everyone hates you so fucking much you faketrans.
>>5453302
https://youtu.be/vmD093wdjjI
?
>>5453309
that's not Ms Cock
>>5452761
family wouldn't let me and self medding is virtually impossible in this country
>>5453298
thats why you were and continue to be hated, you spent years harassing everyone for being trans yet you knew you could and wouldn't transition
>>5452761
>>5453151
okay but there are some far better pics of her you could have posted
>>5452761
threats that escalated from t injections to boys' religious schools to institutionalization.
>>5453328
well that's enough mtfg tonight, I hope the person in that pic gets ran the fuck over and gets mangled, its what he deserves
>>5453335
sleep tight Kayla, hope you feel better tomorrow
>>5453335
you think cis people complain about not being pretty all the time?
why do you think you deserve to be desirable?
>>5453335
Nobody stopped you from transitioning when you were shitposting on /cd/
Post which 3 trips should stop posting here.
>>5453335
R u 4real
>>5453300
Mine was never salty or fishy, it was more like a mild blend of cream of mushroom soup and tapioca pudding. Now that I'm on HRT it's basically just slightly sticky water, though; not unpleasant, but not particularly delicious either. Not that it matters that much, since I cum maybe once every two or three weeks these days.
>>5453335
Never change Kayla.
>>5453362
Kayla
Cartman
Rawr
Thread fixed
>>5453335
>>5453363
>>5453319
Don't think of it as being gross, think of it as a convenient way to clean up after yourself.
goddam this game is fucking beautiful
>>5452922
>a difference of opinion
lolwut
>>5452924
>>5452932
>>5452973
>forced to live in near poverty for my entire childhood with my mom working 2 or 3 jobs at a time just to feed us
>have the opportunity to have some real money and not be forced to live paycheck to paycheck
>I am bad for wanting what was owed to my family
Guy was a cheating alcoholic who literally left me at a stranger's (who he cheated with) house one time when I was a fucking baby and my mom had to come drive out to pick me up. I don't really care if I fuck his life over since he's the one who put himself in this situation in the first place.
>>5452990
>I hate most trans people and the lgbt community at large
>coming from fucking kayla
hahaha yeah okay.
>>5453370
>I cum maybe once every two or three weeks these days.
my biggest problem is dysphoria over having the wrong bits so when I do feel lewd, thinking about a thick cock ramming into me, reality snaps me out of it and I can't finish
what on earth is this thread
>>5453389
>goddam this game is fucking beautiful
YES
I fucking love that game so much I have an Ori background on my laptop and the soundtrack on my phone.
>>5453393
Aidsfest
>>5453393
the deepest circle of hell Remy
>>5453397
>seeing the twisted, forest filled with dank waters rejuvinated after cleansing the water tree
>that final sequence of the place flooding
god damn that was the most satisfying moment I think I've ever had in a video game in my LIFE.
had to go to bed at 3 am last night but I didn't want to stop playing
>>5452851
>>5452861
Na, maybe back then when my philtrum was longer
>>5453378
>it
Fucking savage
>>5452914
Hi Rawr 2.0
>>5452914
I don't know why people are giving you shit; this is money owed to you legally. Would these same people forgive a $70,000 debt owed to them by some shithead that decided he was too good to pay back what he owed?
>>5452914
Do it
What would happen if all of mtfg had a meet up?
I imagine it would be fist fights and lots of inappropriate touching.
>67° at night in December
Someone is going to die
>>5453424
it was probably triggered chasers
>>5453424
Child support is a hard topic to fight on
>>5453429
Touching Inappropriate fisting fights.
>>5453429
Couple lesbian couples. Probably some smoking. I would wager the annoying loud ones who never stfu on here would have very little to contribute in person.
>>5453429
Trip battle Royale please
>>5453429
Kayla would be murdered
Elanna would be gangraped
>>5453429
I would shit in kayla's mouth
That's more than she deserves
>>5453429
I'd go incognito and hover around, listening to conversations whilst pretending to be on my ds
>>5453450
>taking your ds in public
Even having a ds is bad
>http://45.media.tumblr.com/074a01f2968ad16090796c13019b62e2/tumblr_mxwoquVBPJ1rn65wxo1_r1_400.gif
I want to die so much, why do I have to be so different qnd masculine
>>5453453
> you will never be a cis girl grabbing a couple of beers wearing nothing but a santa hat
>>5453453
Because life sucks
>>5453429
If I never get to see a giant pity-fuck MtFg orgy in my lifetime then I think I'm going to cry.
>>5453429
lots of staring at shoes
http://strawpoll.me/6380902
Bored
>>5453424
People forget that child support is intended to go towards the child's support and just prefer to upjerk themselves into a frenzy about how it oppresses le males or whatever.
>>5453463
>you will never know what its like to have a normally proportioned body
Fuck everything
>>5453471
They also like to act as if children they will, up front, pretend to love are just spawn they're trapped with when the time comes to actually do something more than fucking words to raise them.
>tfw Kylo will never strap you to a space chair and violate you
>>5453509
>wanting a whiney version of darth vader
>>5453431
74 over here. Get on my circle of hell.
>>5453444
>you will never form a ring of trusted trips around elanna to save her from the hordes of anons and trips that want her booty
>you will never make the sobering realization that this is what elanna probably wanted all along
>you will never wistfully stare into the sunset contemplating life while a cacophony of lewd noises echo in the background
>tfw sick with nyquil and already slept 7 hours today
sometimes it's so nice not to exist in the real world at all the dream world is so fun
>>5453522
absolute madman
>>5453515
better than anakin in the prequels and at least he has a reason for turning to the darkside
>>5453536
Meh both are on the same level tbqh
>>5453429
>tfw hung out with 2 mtfgers and 2 other trans girls last night
Wouldn't recommend desu
>>5453550
did you get raped?
>>5453550
>tfw you live with an mtfg-er and another stated over for a week and you mostly just smoked dank weed and cuddled the entire time
would recommend desu
>>5453550
D O V E T O N
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>>5453563
That sounds so comfy, ive got this huge pile of weed but nobody to smoke and cuddle with ;;
>>5453509
>tfw Kylo will never teach you in the ways of the force.
;~;
Such a good character tho.
>>5453586
I've still got the best part of half an oz
good times
>>5453563
This only happens if everyone involved is cute though.
gaygen here, fuck off freaks stop invading my general you ugly fetishistic beta weeaboo breeders
>>5453612
>breeders
Wut
>>5453607
aww ty
I guess, I mean I've never been part of another meetup so I can't refute that
>>5453610
that would be really fun!
are you the trip that also apparently lives in oregon or am I just easily confused
>>5453612
>gaygen
>>5453612
>>5453619
>Faggots in charge of making any sense whatsoever
>>5453619
delusional straight man spotted
oh wait, it's really you. you aren't even on hormones, why do you keep coming here, hon?
>>5453590
>lost to a little girl
He is worse than Voldemort. At least Harry Potter was male.
>>5453631
>faggot making fun of faggots
That's rich.
>>5453612
Booger pls.
>>5452885
Pic and location
I don't /v/ but I will cuddle and give you the d
>>5452761
Didn't even know trans people existed until I was 14, partly due to sheltering by my parents, and then after I figured it it applied to me as soon as I learnt about it was too scared to start until I moved out because of an abusive household.
>>5453640
Welcome to 4chan, Retard.
>tfw autistic druggie
>tfw realizing everyone hates me or doesn't trust me or avoids me because of it
;w;
what do i do
>>5453633
this is true
And that is definitely something that needs to happen sometime in the near future then
>>5453656
stop being both of those things
>>5453653
Except I was pointing out the irony that you are just another faggot you retarded shit-gurgling asslord.
>tfw soulless tranny
>tfw everyone hates me or doesn't trust me or avoids me because of it
but I know what to do
why is everyone here naming themselves such hon names like sarah or kayla?
>>5453663
Why are we doing this to each other? We need to #StopTheBullying2016
>>undefined
wat
>>5453665
>>5453667
crystalopaque
>>5453637
thats racist
also its only because she is the daughter of luke
>>5453664
>everyone
i don't hate you bb
>>5453668
I decided on it when i was 15 and though its not a great name im pretty attached to it. To be honest my names the least of my problems :v
>>5453637
>girl in her twenties is little
>clearly powerful with the force and had been trained before or was beginning training before being hidden away as a child
Still doesnt change the fact that Kylo was a badass character and I cant wait for more of him in VIII! Also fucking awesome saber design yo.
>>5453668
I've maybe met 2 Kayla's in total cis or trans, Sarah is just a common name in general
whoa spooky
>>5453298
holy fucking christ kayla
what the hell
>>5453687
>Have character in mmo that I played for a bit before discovering this place named Kayla
>browse mtfg for a while
>immediately delete character next time I play said mmo
Tainted name.
who else /not passing but still qt/ here?
>>5453695
Hi.
>>5453687
sarah is the most white girl name I can think of honestly
>>5453446
Trip on... nah, I'm not gonna do it.
>>5453687
sarah is a stuck up 30 something librarian bitch name or a 50yo crossdresser dude name
guess which situation is closer to the poster above
>transbian
>not on hormones
>types like a dude
gee this is hard
>>5453695
does neither count?
>>5453699
Whats your name then gem? huh huh HUH?
do i pass?
>>5453682
Well she looks like she's 15, this makes it just as bad as losing to a girl that is actually 15
>Kylo was a badass character
He was badass until he lost the fight.
>>5453705
I hope it's Celeste
>>5453694
>letting some internet moron ruin your perception on a name you like
LOL
that's pretty autistic but okay
>>5453706
Did't you already do this today? You pass. You're crazy. Done.
>>5453702
>types like a dude
What does this even mean?
>>5453699
>tfw shakira
what is wrong with ethnicity-specific names?
Morning /mtfg/
Who here is transitioning for reasons other than dysphoria e.g. just for fun, to be cute, fetish, etc.?
>>5453710
I wasnt that attached to the character anyway. Still a tainted name though.
kylo is going to turn good because the draw of the light side
rey is going to turn bad because angst over being abandoned by luke
>>5453709
her name is Celeste Crystal Emerald Mia Anorexia Sephiroth (surname taken after her imaginary husbando)
>>5453705
alison
I'm not saying anything bad about sarahs, I mean, my gfs name is sara
>>5453714
lol, shakira
do you have a big butt, shakira?
are you olive skinned, shakira?
shake dat booty, shakira
sing me a flamenco song, shakira
>>5453702
>says someone types like a dude
>types like an angry dude
How's the t-rage going, hon?
>>5453708
He lost because he underestimated her. Still the best saber fight to date anyway.
>>5453711
If it was them they said that they know they're attractive.
>>5453706
Yes
>>5453728
Plus he was shot in the chest
>>5453713
yes?
see above
>>5453715
g'morning kup
>>5453723
How come yume stopped posting here anyway? Did you make her stop? Does she tear dat ass up?
>>5453715
it's afternoon though Kuppy, good afternoon to you
>>5453734
This too.
>>5453726
sorry you associate stone cold truth with being angry, apengie
too bad you were dropped on the head as a kid and later in life butchered by doctors for $26k so anything you type is basically just an automatic reflex of a dying mangled brain unable to face the reality
>>5453739
oh fuck
I've been asleep that long?
>>5453739
It's 4 am fagtron.
>>5453744
it seems so Miss
>>5453754
None of those times mentioned are american time zones.
>>5453754
America is the world, don't you know? There is nothing east of Maine.
>>5453754
kuppy and I are Australians, how did you manage to group me in with someone calling 4am
>When you wanna play a vidya with buddies but they dont wanna put down two fucking dollars for the game
>>5453741
Well not the chest but you get the point
I'm also of the impression he is much more skilled in the force then with a light saber
>>5453743
>all those no's
your name status: revoked
please pick a white name like 'mildred' or 'beatrice' asap
>>5453766
>her name is shakira
>doesn't realize that if she isn't hispanic she's black
>>5453758
First quote was unintentional~
I'm a cis white man and I'm going on a date with a trans girl I met online in a local forum we both post on. We're going on a date tomorrow to a street food festival which happens at the end of every month.
How do I not fuck this up mtfg?
>>5453522
If I could just go to sleep and dream for the rest of my life I would.
>>5453765
The way he stopped that blaster bolt was badass.
>>5453774
Dont say "sup brah".
Also, just bee yourself.
>>5453737
idk senpai
for a while she wanted to lay low from a crazy stalker ex, but that's not an issue anymore so who knows.
She's also been in a much better mood since she moved in with me so I don't think sara has as strong of a need to rampantly shitpost
that's probably it, now that I think about it
>>5453774
don't mention the penis
don't touch the penis
>>5453774
>>5453774
Treat her like you would any girl? Also be yourself and have fun! Not too hard :3
>tfw don't even recognize any of the trips here anymore ;_;
>>5453764
What game?
>>5453770
pfffffffft
pfft
please, no self-respecting black person is named shakira
>>5453774
Be a respectable human being. I know, I know, you're thinking
>HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THAT?
It's easy mang, see pic related.
>>5453787
http://store.steampowered.com/app/263060/
>>5453774
remember the #1 rule when dating a trans woman:
1. touch her penis then grab it and never let go
that's what you should do. good luck with you're date
in my country the longer it takes you to tell a girl she is pretty, the more rude you are. so why haven't you told me so?
>>5453798
I-I don't
>>5453788
82% of black women are called shakira.
>>5452974
Call yourself a trap or ladyboy?
>>5453803
That's fair enough, I lurk way more than I post.
>>5453807
Or a femboy; femboys are basically transgirls that don't want to admit that they are transgirls anyways.
>>5453041
Nah i actually like my penis. Then again i hear once hormones start kicking in its a bitch so ill see how that works out
For Christmas I purchased my first pair of women's jeans (more like leggings actually, but I'll pass them off as pants). They haven't arrived in the mail yet but I suspect there's going to be a bulge around the crotch area, and for obvious reasons.
I already know about tucking. How do I keep the junk in place, though? Is there something I can wear underneath? It was recommended to me before but I forgot the name.
It's time
>>5453816
a gaff? you can make a homemade one easy
>>5453816
It's impossible, just wear a long top w/ them that flares out enough it doesn't also hug and outline the bulge
>>5453816
A gaff?
>>5453820
>>5453823
>gaff
Is this some kind of European thing? Because I've never heard of it.
Buzzfeed Yellow presents
Manual to Trans Dating for Every Cis Guy:
1. Don't forget to compliment her eyes
2. Ask her if she has a penis during the first night out
3. Remember to compliment her penis
4. Tell her it was always your dream to date a trans woman
5. Say one positive thing about her penis to cheer her up
6. Don't forget to include phrases like "when you were boy/man" or "for someone who used to be a man..." into your phrases
7. Mention that you always had a thing for "trannies" because you watch shemale porn a lot
8. Ask her if she is HIV positive
9. Did you compliment her penis already?
10. Touch her penis
>>5453786
moap reappeared today, sheen is around, a lot of the older ones that are gone hopefully left to live their lives
>>5453827
It needs more emphasis on the penis.
>>5453825
When you google it add mtf lol
>>5453819
f-for what?
Can someone confirm I'm not crazy? This
http://missrobo.com/
Is the same person who used to post here and trip as robotrap right? We used to talk a bunch and do lewd things on skype together but I don't to message her out of the blue and come off like a stalker.
>>5453810
Can confirm was femboy since iwas 15 got so many offers to suck dick but was too much kf a faggit to do so.
>>5453838
>http://missrobo.com/
Sophie is the name
>>5453830
just replace every noun with penis then
Hi /mtfg/
Lost my cheekbone piercing. </3
Hurt it bad and a gush of blood scabbed terribly and split the opening so that the jurry was too long for the opening
What's up with you ladies tonight
>>5453814
I don't have any significant genital dysphoria (the only thing I can really think of is that I stopped wearing briefs or wetsuits or any other tight clothes that make an obvious bulge in my early teens, for whatever reason the appearance made me super uncomfortable about myself), and I haven't had any issues with hormones after seven months so far (mental or emotional issues I mean, I don't ever get anything more than semi-hard anymore and similar physical changes but I've actually been surprised by how little I'm bothered by those changes). Supposedly if you want it to keep working it will if you use it regularly, but I've found that I just don't care about it enough to bother now that I don't get random daily erections that need to be dealt with.
>>5453851
trying to get over the fact I'll never pass by trying to convince myself I can still be cute and not a gross hon
>>5453851
back to the gaygen with you faggot
also lose the glasses you pretentious fuck
>>5453851
That sounds horrifying D:
>>5453851
it seems like your face would look better without any piercings if its any consolation, your cheekbones/jaw already looks very fem
>>5453836
Cupcakes
>>5453861
Don't be a bully!
when did youtube remove the watch later button
>tfw a boy likes you
this is a new feel but its a pretty good one t b h
>>5453851
i'll look forward to you over-sharing your life with us
>>5453868
make me
>>5453859
Someone fill me in whats a hon?
>>5453878
me, on topic want to get new glasses are these ok or too hon-ish
>>5453870
add to > watch later
>>5453859
The struggle is real. >:
Gl? <3
>>5453861
</3
>>5453862
N'aw, I'm ok.
It didn't/doesn't hurt
I'm mostly just upset I lost my favorite skewer.
>>5453865
I mean, yea, they're not for everyone
But thankye~
>>5453869
Don't be a jerk.
>>5453873
Wah, geeze, I barely even post here anymore
>>5453878
Derogatory term for a late life transitioner, usually caricatured as elderly and masculine.
>>5453884
or these alternatively
>>5453874
I think you're grown up enough to stop yourself.
>>5453866
oh wow
What kind?
>>5453887
Ah i see. Is it an acronym or something or wheres it cone from?
>>5453892
As far as I know, it comes from some show were ladies always complimented one another and said "Hon" also, as shorthand for "Honey" ?
And they were unattractive or glib with their compliments or just really insincere or something?
>>5453892
if you mean hon it comes from 'hon'ey pronounced as "hun" a lot of the older transitioners you see in media play out their portrayal of what women are like in their eye calling people hon etc
>>5453888
I think those are nicer than the other pair
>>5453899
Ah alright thanks.
>>5453884
ayy lmao
>>5453897
>>5453914
they're different
>>5453892
It comes from the stereotype that older transitioners are fetishistic and overuse stereotypical female language e.g. calling everyone "dear", "love", or "honey"- "hon" for short.
post lewds pls
So I found out why my highschool friend stopped talking to me
She detransitioned then retransitioned and now says she's genderqueer
>>5453911
when I tried them on at optometrist they looked far more marble on the black parts
>>5453914
those look like the Ralph Lauren frames I tried on to see how those ones I posted would look on my face. I love Melbourne because no one questions you for asking for a selection of womens designer frames to try on in boymode, I'd get beaten to death in my hometown
>>5453923
Yeah, they're probably meant to be cheap knockoffs of the ones that were posted though, I chuckled.
>>5453933
you went to school with booger?
>>5453933
Life gets boring without de/re-transitioning every couple years.
>tfw banned from best friend's house
Well dang. There goes one of my favorite hangouts.
>>5453950
What for?
>>5453947
How often do you bathe /mtfg/?
Do you?
I do it about every 2 weeks
>>5453940
different styles but in those lights they look like the same kind of tortoise
>>5453890
Well I decided to experiment and made....cupcake cookies. They're pretty alright.
Sorry for the shit quality pic
>>5453968
That really fucking sucks, sorry :(
>>5453959
being an eccentric weirdo is great for either pair and it helps me fit in here, Canberra can technically be called a small town, it certainly has the biker meth wars in my old suburb going for it, I feel somewhat safer here
asfsdgdfldj;z';'fls
oh my GOD i just had the most unexpected rush of my life tonight, one sec let me get undressed and take mones holy shittt
>>5453991
I love tortoise, it's my first time looking at them since it was pointed out to me that the style suits my hair colour and either frame suits my faceshape, before that I had boring black thin business-ey frames
>>5453968
That sucks Korra. I thought all your friends were cool with it?
>>5453997
I didn't have icing so I improvised with the hershey's kisses. And now that they're cooling they I am seeing that I over-mixed.
>>5453994
Did he put it in your butt? :3
>>5454001
They're honestly pretty great, if they work with your hair color they're interesting without being too loud. If they work with your face shape I say go for it, they're a really nice change from thin frames.
ok so here's the story
it was the cute co-worker's last day today and we've kind of had a bit of tension between us, he was staring at me the whole night when i wasn't looking, i saw him looking at me out of the corner of my eye, he's also the one i came out to about being trans
so we both worked until 11 tonight and so we got off at the same time
i keep my bicycle in the shed in the back so i went around back to get it, and as i'm coming out the cute coworker's standing by the gate of the shed and walks over to me, he pushed my bike on the ground and pinned me against the door to the shed and gave me a super long kiss
it came out of fucking nowhere and my heart just melted like i was so shocked
then he said it was nice working with me and if i ever need anything don't hesistate to text or call him and he walked off to his car
i literally just dropped on the ground and started crying because holy shit i've always dreamed of something like that happening ;~; ugh i wish i can go back and relive it forever
i don't even know how to go about texting him or calling him now but my heart's still racing like crazy all it took was a kiss and i'm in love ;~;
>>5454024
dark/brown/gold tortoise definitely work with my oddly golden brown hair, the violet tortoise looked nice when I was browsing, the gentleman who helped me at the store said they work well but I may need to dye my hair something darker for the purple. and yes I'm tired of looking too business professional at work I can afford to look more playful
>>5454029
This sounds made up.
>>5454029
He just kissed you and walked away? What a baller.
i'm going to go hug my pillow as tight as i can now
holy crap today was amazing
life is amazing ;~; fcgsdSljk;jkl;'
>>5454029
Just like in my animes.
>>5454035
well look whos posting it kek
>>5454029
>ywn be cute enough for this to happen
>>5454041
was about to say the same thing. I can just see the pink bloomy background.
mtfg, how do I make new years plans when I don't have any friends up to fun stuff?
Afternoon /mtfg/ how is everyone today!?
Also post what you are listening to RIGHT NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8n-h7sIjvc
>>5454060
you're not yelling anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wokbmH1iGtU
>>5454060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkzeOmkOUHM
>>5454029
This melted my heart kiwi. Congratulations, I'm happy for you.
>>5454034
>oddly golden brown hair
Ayy me too, I always have a hard time figuring out if I should tell people that I have brown or dirty blonde. Colors like violet are also really cool, I wish I were able to pull them off but I need at least a shred of confidence ;~;
>>5454093
Some day I will stop feeling a pang of sadness when people here have no confidence.
But not today.
>>5454056
if you have Guild Wars 2 me and a bunch of other NEETs are having a New Years eve party youre welcome to join.
>>5454104
What server and character name so I know if I know you already
>>5453914
cute
if you're 65 and called Edith
Post your desktop background /mtfg/
>>5454122
>>5454122
>>5454122
>>5454122
Oh geez, these fucking holidays...
So, I was just invited to go see star wars with a group of people that I have not seen in a long time, although have been in touch with over steam. One of them is someone whom I parted with on very sour terms 5 years ago, during early transition when I was mentally unstable and a heavy drug user. I have no idea how to respond or what to do...
>>5454101
I'm sorry, I know that I need to improve on that. Seems like a good new years resolution.
>>5454120
lol
>>5454122
>>5454122
>>5454029
excellent :)
>>5454139
Depends
How accepting are they of you? What is their personality?
>>5454122
>>5454139
I want to say I'd avoid something like that, but I know I'd totally walk straight into a trainwreck if I thought it might be interesting.
>>5454139
I would probably go and just let bygones be bygones
>>5454033
>JEALOUS
Don't you have a qt gf?
>>5454153
I know your type
http://store.steampowered.com/app/398100/?snr=1_239_860__fall2015-featured
Should I?
>>5454161
yeah that's too far though, I really hate that haircut and I'm not lumpy enough
>>5454159
I do. I can't like boys now?
>>5454125
>>5454127
>>5454134
>>5454136
>>5454140
>>5454141
>>5454149
Thank you for all the (you)s goyim
>>5454167
How does she feel about that?
>>5454165
Yes
>>5454147
They have an angrier personality. I'm not entirely sure how accepting they are. I was early in transition, they initially were accepting, but things got very complicated by the drugs. Part of me thinks they may have just been waiting for an excuse to throw me under the bus, but another part of me thinks that I legitimately was acting like a fucking psycho.
>>5454150
It's complicated. I'm very uncomfortable going, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I turned down the chance to be able to make things right with someone.
Also, it would be interesting, if nothing else.
>>5454156
I'm leaning that direction.
>>5454153
Maybe for my next pair, I'm quite happy with my brown tortoise for now. Hopefully my anxiety will be more in check by the time I next have to shop for glasses ^^
>>5454170
She's chill with it, I even get to have boy toys. She's the best girlfriend ever desu and I love her to bits.
>>5454173
Go for it. Keeping things interesting is worth potentially bad decisions.
>>5454176
Sounds inevitably disfunctional :)
>>5454179
Sounds like u jelly.
>>5454171
Ok. Time to live out my fantasies!
>>5454173
>>5454173
Well then, I guess the only person who can determine that is you
Good luck and be safe.
>>5454173
feel free to show me what you're looking for on here too
>>5454182
Nah, I just find my love interests sexually sufficient.
>>5454165
Goddamn it anon, I may have to pick this up now ;~;
T-thanks
>>5454177
This seems like a solid enough reason. For the sake of keeping it interesting, and maybe at least having one positive experience this holiday season, I think I'm gonna do it.
>>5454184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCQz-b4DvU0
:3
>>5454185
Thanks, I'll try to be safe ^^
>>5454186
Thanks, I definitely will when the time comes.
Well then I used this website
https://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/fsz
Apparently I have a medium frame, so I'm wondering, how does wrist circumference determine body frame?
>>5454190
Good for you.
>>5454193
I'm going to pretend one of the girls in it is you Elanna desu.
>>5454197
Didn't mean to be rude, just being honest. I know from my close friends experiences that even if both parties are cool with having outside sexual interests, it ends badly, I'd recommend finding an alternative. Sex makes people fall in love.
>>5454122
>>5454165
/mtfg/ dating sim when?
>>5454194
almost all body parts are relative to the size of one another typically
>>5454212
shit now I have to make this don't I
I think I like someone who's homophobic. What do?
>>5454214
Perhaps. Perhaps not. It is a mystery.
>>5454212
who would you want as your 5 mtfg girls to be able to 'date' kuppy?
how do i stop curling my toes and rolling around in bed and smiling so much
fuck make it stop
YO YO YO YO YO YO WHAT UP PARTY SHEEEPLLLE
>>5454223
>not following it up instantly and going home with him like anybody would.
This is why I dont believe you.
>>5454205
Yeah, we have a 3 times limit for each boy to prevent such relational mishaps.
>>5454223
You just gotta wait it out, it'll probably last about 3 days.
What merits making a trip??
>>5454235
having an ego
>>5454223
there isn't, I feel the same kiwi : 3
I have my cutie asleep next to me and I'm in heaven, brushing her hair till she fell asleep by my side : )
>>5454231
idk i haven't felt this kind of tingly butterflies in forever
>>5454233
h-he has a girlfriend
>>5454234
ugh i know but my heart can't take it
i'm literally doki doki over here tbhnst
>>5454239
>he has a girlfriend
Now it definitely is just like my animes.
>>5454231
my wrists are proportionately smaller to my hands which are sort of large but don't look terrible because the one thing I was blessed with is the lack of sausage fingers
>>5454239
I want to know this feel
Did everybody get good presents?
>>5454222
fufufu, gotta choose who before you can have a dating sim, there are lots of girls here remember ;3
>>5454238
I knew this feel once. I tasted it. It was so good.
Why did it have to end so quickly...
>>5454194
même ici ^~^
[vent]Ugh, I don't know how to be more like a woman and that pretty much sucks. I mean, most of the time I still dress like a guy, don't do my hair, nails, or makeup and I have my excuses, but I hate that I still feel like I'm not allowed to be feminine or that I can't (social and financial/physical limitations). I don't want to be a guy. I am at a stage in my transition where, though I still have some masculine features, most people just assume that I'm a woman.
So I get the reward already, (being socially accepted as a woman) without having to deviate from my current routine, but that is kind of keeping me stagnant. I'm happily in a monogamous relationship,so I don't even feel like I need to go to great lengths to attract a partner.
[/vent]
Eh, I'll get over it. I'm kind of in a nice position where I can just do what I want in terms of gender (which is super cool), but I do want more experience is being a woman.
>>5454248
I got enough money to cover new glasses, otherwise it was just another day off work
>>5454246
My hands and wrist are quite small, could probably be smaller after weightloss.
>>5454248
Is that murrine ?
okay i've calmed down now
>>5454259
I'd say so, my arms are mostly bone, all my fat is in my ass and some on my back and belly
>>5454254
I can't loose this.. after being fucked over for so long just let me keep this moment..
>>5454247
you will kuppy, i believe in you
>>5454261
he's not happy with his girlfriend though, the only reason they're still together is cause she doesn't have anywhere else to go
>>5454263
you mean to ask what is getting kissed by a boy like
he literally pushed me up against the door and had his way with me ;~; he speaks with authority too and he's very straightforward and ugh it was so amazing i'll never forget it
>>5454234
S'pose that's something, one time can be all it takes, but if you're going to do it then that's a decent rule
>>5454263
>not wanting to be with Sheen
#bestsmile/mtfg/
>>5454263
well I've never kissed a girl so if you have imagine something probably like that but with stubble, more forceful, holding your wrists up against the wall or bed, spreading his warmth on top of you
>>5454273
The worst part is it wasnt even my fault for losing her. She just happened to come into my life at the exact moment it went to complete shit. I miss her. I wonder if she misses me ;~;
>>5454289
I haven't had my eyes checked in the two years since I got my glasses so I'll get them checked again, going to get a more playful pair, I might do this on Thursday
>>5454291
I've never even had my eyes checked, I probably should as my eyes are getting worse slightly.
>>5454289
Santa, why did you give me rainbow striped socks for christmas? ;~;
Has anybody else chosen the path of self inflicted schizophrenia and misanthropy?
>>5454287
she might.. how long ago was it? you could be on her mind or just a memory, would you ever try to contact her again?
>>5454276
I appreciate your concern for my relationship. Why such an interest stranger?
>>5454293
it's free if you have a Medicare card, trip meetup at opsm to pick you out some frames when?
>>5454289
Never mind, google says it is candy. I guess production is similar to that of murrine. I worked in a glass museum for a few years so that was my first thought :I
>>5454294
I want rainbow socks.
All I got was like 5 yellow papers with a 50 written on it and a picture of an abo
>>5454303
I don't think my eyes are bad enough for glasses, I can see quite well and it's only one eye that's bad.
>>5454294
Clearly Santa wants to cum down your chimney.
>>5454308
Next Christmas: coal.
>>5454301
©0z ur a qt tripfag ;^}
>>5454256
So you still have boymode?
>>5454300
Its been a few months. The last time I talked to her I kind of left it up to her whenever she wanted to talk or text me again. That time never came ;~;
>>5454309
But I'm not gay I'm bi ;__;
>>5454307
>australian dollars
I never thought I'd say this, but they're worth more than Canadian dollars right now. Niceu gift
>>5454308
L-lewd
>>5454316
> reddit.com/r/mtf
>>5454299
Nobody?
You girls still have faith in humanity?
>>5454008
My *friends* are, and even this particular friend's mom. But his dad is extremely transphobic. Sooo until I "stop being trans because trans is a choice." I'm banned from associating with this friend or going to his house. Oh well. Such is life sometimes.
>>5454331
Leave these adorable transgirls alone!
>>5454316
Oh. Well thanks, I think...
>>5454309
I thought it was pretty freaking cool, but I mostly liked interacting with thousands of people a day (I worked interactive stations and gave tours).
>>5454317
Kind of. I mean, at work I lean toward femme-androgynous, outside of work I lean more toward guy/tomboylebanese. I don't try to disguise my voice (meaning I generally use girlvoice) and keep my body language femme. And while I don't do super femme hair styles I am conscious of how I am styling my hair and try to push it toward obviously feminine.
>>5454340
In all seriousness, helping randoms is fun
>>5454342
I tried these on last time I was in one of their stores, people here are pretty indifferent about those kinds of things, like MAC and Benefit in the city here who at first I wasn't ready to ask them for help when my friend explained to them I was transitioning and they colour matched my face, called me her/she and went through their products
>>5454343
>interacting
>with thousands of people
>a day
holyfuckamoly
>>5454348
Is it strange that I suspect that you're my ex-boyfriend or am I just crazy?
>>5454357
>implying anyone here isn't crazy
>>5454355
Cute
>>5454360
>tfw Australian Dollar was doing better than the USD for a small period in 2012
>tfw it's shite now
>>5454358
Hahaha... So are you?
>>5454363
>tfw can't buy anything anymore.
>>5454356
I have this weird issue where with only a few people I'm like quiet and timid, but with huge crowds I'm super out there and confident and take my rightful position as the center of attention.
>>5454366
Am I what?
>hot af girl that I'm best friends with and hasn't been put off by my flirting at all, but I think she might just be oblivious to it. giant crush on her.
>pretty qt girl that goes out of her way to talk to me and I get the vibe she's actually interested in me. I feel like she'd be nice to be with but she's not my first choice.
what do I do
>>5454356
a regular day for me also, depending on the store I'm in at the time
>>5454358
I like to think I'm not completely crazy
>>5454359
I hope the ones similar to that I wanted look as nice, the ones I want are nice and cheap now since they're from a 2013 collection
>>5454366
I remember the $1.20AU to the USD, those days are gone forever. a-at least our tourism rose with the weak dollar r-right guys?
>>5454273
does she know you've got children orrrr..??
>>5454385
Either that or you just set up your own hook
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I just came out to my mom. She's surprised but she doesn't hate me or anything and she said she'll schedule an appointment with a therapist.
I don't even know how to feel right now I'm simultaneously happy, surprised, nervous, and anxious.
>>5454388
>set up your own hook
Huh?
>>5454394
>this easy
>>5454393
How did you do it?
>>5454393
Weight off your mind, isn't it?
Fuuuck I actually want these glasses frames so much but 340$ for them. Ugh.
>>5454384
depends how extreme the cats eye shape is.
people can be as scary as they like but at the end of the day if they want their videogames they have to interact with me even if it's looking down and putting their membership card on the table and mumbling what they want before paying
>>5454394
I'm sure it involves using the qt girl for practice and make the hot girl jello and interested, then dump the qt girl and date the hot girl or something like that >.<
b-but I really like the first girl!
>>5454404
Those are amazing, get them
>>5454401
I went into her room and talked to her for what was less than a minute but felt like an hour. I had already pretty much known that she'd accept me though so I wasn't too fearful going in there.
>>5454402
>>5454412
It feels really odd. One on hand it's relieving but now I'm just getting more anxious about seeing a therapist.
>>5454410
Well you know what to do then.
>>5454318
I'm sorry to hear that anon :( maybe if you tried again since its been a little while.. are you in a better place now?
>>5454417
They're replica bayonetta 2 glasses. And yes I REALLY want them.
https://otakumode.com/shop/53eaccb85667dcfc130076b7/Bayonetta-2-Bayonetta-Glasses?lang=en
>>5454404
Wouldn't your hair get caught up a lot?
>>5454421
I'm so conflicted. Second girl would be nice to be with but I don't feel as connected ( or attracted) to her as I do the first girl but the first girl isn't really looking for a relationship right now and is currently my best friend and if I fucked it up then I'd be stuck because I work with her.
>>5454384
I'm not sure. I was explicitly recommended as a model standard in that museum, I never had any problems keeping together groups of children (20 or so of them at a time usually, sometimes up to 60) and adults loved me :P I get a rush from interacting with people :P
>>5454412
I'm just fucking with you, no I'm not your ex, if I cared enough I could've used that as bait to fuck with you more, etc.
>>5454315
she woke up and read my posts and just smiled at me not saying anything.. she makes my heart ache Lol
idk ask her :p she's in command
>>5454439
omigosh okay I just did o.o;;
>>5454404
candy fruit optical make great frames, I wanted the Bayo 1 frames at one point but those prices, they play a dangerous game with premier designers for price
>>5454426
>>5454450
nerd alert
>that moment of realization when i'll probably never see my qt co-worker again since he got transferred to another store
>>5454458
>>5454452
All of the above
>>5454439
this shit makes me nauseous
>>5454459
didnt he say to call him?
It's all up to you to make the next step now kiwi
>>5454463
Not a regular or just too much self respect for a trip?
>>5454452
The best part of this is that I know you still think I'm your ex and for whatever reason you want that clarity but I'm not going to give it to you. Why don't you ask him?
>>5454470
m-maybe it was just a prank and he's not actually interested in me
>>5454452
I guess I'll just keep flirting with my best friend like normal and see if she ever reacts, and if the other girl makes any clearer moves.
I'm hanging out with best friend and we're going to go buy makeup and she's gonna teach me how she would do my makeup, and she taught me how to put my hair up better for when I have to at work.
Other girl gave me an open invitation to go hang out some time. Thinking about buying her spirited away (she told me it's her favorite movie, and mine too) and seeing if she wants to watch it together and possibly cuddle on her couch while we watch it. That's a BIG "if" though.
>>5454458
Yes I am
>>5454477
>forces himself on you
>makes out with you
>it's just a prank bro
>>5454476
Because he decided not to talk to me anymore so he could move on with his life, I don't want to start a conversation with him when he just wants to move on.
I don't really think your my ex, I'm just trying to invite you into the community is all.
>>5454477
Good prank, I hope I get pranked soon.
>>5454479
Sounds like a plan.
>>5454492
Sorry, I'm not too good at first impressions. Everything aside, I come here a bit but haven't made a trip, I probably will eventually but not after being an asshat ;^)
>>5454477
>tfw you will never be pranked
Post something lewd, family.
>>5454500
play your cards right Shan and I'll be all over that ass
>>5454499
Well I hope I befriend you when you do.
>>5454477
Already finding a way to back out of your story huh?
>>5454515
well how do i know if he wasn't just experimenting with me or something
it was his last day at the store so he could have just thought he could get away with something like that cause he wasn't gonna see me again or something
idk he left me with a bunch of unanswered questions and feelings, it was nice but who knows when i'll ever get to see him again, if he even likes me like that, if he'd even want to get in a relationship, you know?
>>5454507
>>5454518
>if he even likes me like that
>he wasnt going to see me again
You claimed he pushed you against a wall and kissed you. You said he said to call him whenever.
If you arent just making this all up then its plain as day what your options are.
>>5454524
i just don't have enough self confidence to pursue it, how can i stand a chance when he has a cis gf already, he could have just been experimenting with me
>>5454483
>Korra and I cosplaying together someday desu senpai. (Imagine Bayonetta is black ok)
>>5454523
Where's the dick tho
https://unsee
.cc/sobidera/
God damn it, is my chest really that big. Everytime I look at it, I can't help but imagine I'd look like Caitlyn Jenner but younger. Even if I lost weight I still believe it will look huge.
>>5454526
Just talk to him casually you nerd. Did you say anything to him after he kissed you or did you just bumble around like a weak in the knees animoo girl? Did you give him any way to contact you?
>>5454530
Losing weight is easy so do it yourself and see the results. Then you can start hrt and have any fat redistribute to more feminine curves.
>>5454530
Lose weight, you can do it
>>5454527
gross
>>5454530
at least you don't have pectus carinatum
my chest looks like a barrel
>>5454533
i just kinda fell to the ground and was breathing really heavily, i didn't know how else to react, i wasn't expecting it at all
we have eachother's phone numbers and he used to text me my schedules since i always have the day off when the schedules are made
>>5454535
i don't to be a burden on him though..
>>5454530
you'll be nothing like caitlyn jenner, you're a far cry from that kuppy, trust me you'll be qt
>post with trip off
>get actual advice and not called a murdering hobo fucker
this is nice, I think I'll do it more often
>>5454535
It's hard, I feel like my rib cage is so much bigger compared to everyone else who passes. What is my potential that you say?
>>5454537
>>5454538
I'm trying to lose weight but there's that feeling of it will all be in vain that often just causes me to not even try.
>>5454541
Oh Lord, I'm sorry anon ;~;
>>5454545
Yeah, I know people say that all the time, but I have trouble believing it. I wish I could see what others say.
>>5454547
you murdering hobo fucker
>>5454562
i-i guess i'll text that to him
i'm too shy to call
>all be in vain
It wont. You know you want to do it. Its not going to happen magically. Just do it already.
>>5454562
What are ways I can make my chest look smaller?
>>5454553
I'm in the same boat for the most part Kupp, put the work in first before considering giving up
>>5454569
Cardio exercise and a corset should help. Although I've never used a corset but I'm sure some people here have.
>close to a year on HRT and I still look like a guy
Fuck this shit
>>5454577
Aren't corsets dangerous though, even then, don't they only affect the lower ribs?
>>5454576
start small, come get sushi next week
>>5454586
I had sushi a couple of days ago, it's nice
>>5454567
At least try to get a nice dicking from him.
So what is the next mtfg drama to go down?
>>5454576
You look a lot like I did before I lost my weight, I believe in you :3
>>5454599
Do I now? What do you look like?
>>5454598
We're all performing in a musical rendition of /mtfg/ on broadway and the lead girl got sick on opening night. WHAT TRIP WILL TAKE HER PLACE!?
>>5454598
who knows anon
are you psychic?
what drama do you forsee happening next??
>>5454605
sheen comes in with her surprisingly show stoppingly perfect opra voice like bolbi in jimmy neutron
>>5454605
Me
>>5454580
tfw close to two years hrt and look even more guyish than i did when i started
>>5454623
You sure its not just your persepctive now that you look more female and focus on your masuline features? If not id get your levels checked.
I have hair somewhat like this but how to I get it to look as thick and nice? I'm already taking biotin but im tired of being able to see my hair line through the front of my hair. I just want cute thick hair damnit.
>>5454656
another example.
>>5454656
Hair thickening shampoos tend to work fairly well if you havent tried them out id recommend them.
>>5454644
I'm sure. "More guyish" was probably an exaggeration, "exactly as guyish as before, except my hair was still falling out the entire time so that's worse" would be more accurate.
My levels are monitored. There were a couple of periods when I was first self medding and then again when I first switched to a legit script that I was underdosed but theyre fine now
>>5454661
Definetly we're our worsr critics. We're the rype of people thatd discover a birthmark our own mothers didnt know we had.
>>5454664
Have you tried finasteride i heard that works really well when paired with hrt.
>>5454673
I was on finasteride for the first year or so of hrt and using minoxidil as well for the first six months or so of that. I went to a dermatologist who more or less told me "well youve already done what I'd have suggested, so youre basically just fucked sry"
>>5454682
>>5454682
>>5454682
I deem it time.
>>5454373
go poly
>>5454656
lol that girl's stealth now, she got fucking easymode genetics