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/MTFG/ christmas housewife edition

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do your best girls!

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▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
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mtfg radio https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/mtfg

old thread >>5440208
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hola
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ok i did it and she she accepted
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>>5441770
>PBR
I'd divorce her.
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>tfw too crazy to pass
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>>5441778
hola

como estas
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tfw no christmas
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>>5441786
hi
add me on skype please
princessofprogress
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>>5441770
>tfw can't start HRT until I lose 40 lbs
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>>5441791
?bien, y tu?
?que comidas vas a comer este navidad, mi amiga?
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>>5441790
Crazy won't stop you from passing. It might stop you from being happy, or trying.
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>>5441785
Of course I'd accept such a cutie :3
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Advices welcome.

>>5441656
What's your problem?

>>5441657
I might get bangs soon.
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>>5441786
Do you want to drink together?
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>>5441805
I want to show you a pic so you know why there's no point in trying anymore.
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>>5441815
then take a pic and post to unsee like this https://unsee.
cc/zunesado/
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>>5441815
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>>5441815
We're gonna make it anon. Believe.
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I just got done reading a book
Now I'm going to shower and find food
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>>5441796
Sent. Pls be nice to me.

>>5441813
Sure. Are you close by or do you just mean through Skype or something? Frankly I'm drinking right now so if you are too then cheers! We're drinking together! Merry Christmas!

>>5441830
What book tho?
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>>5441824
>>5441825
Not here.

>>5441826
:)
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>>5441799
Bien ahora

No mucho porque soy trabajando este navidad

pero mi novia es- buying a whole feast from dominoes

sorry my spanish is so rusty I've forgotten almost the entire language

I need to relearn it with duolingo or something
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>>5441846
Skype. Im drinking and bored.

Merry Christmas!
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>>5441770
kill yourself already you raging fetishist
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>>5441846
>Sent
thanks

>Pls be nice to me
did I do something wrong?
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>>5441850
haha it's better than mine
enjoy the feast! enjoy the moolah! treat yourself
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>>5441854
Why is she a fetishist?
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hey!
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Why is kayla still allowed to exist? In a fair national socialist country we would already send him to a gas chamber where he rightfully belongs.
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>>5441862
>she
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>>5441863
hey!
its 365 days until next critsmims
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My friend linked me to some meds for gender dysphoria.

How do I get them?
Would be pretty neat and then I can detransition or something since I can't pass.
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>>5441886
hi sheen
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>>5441886
Stop saying this sick deviant garbage you cunt.
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>>5441770
lol sometimes I think u parody on purpose for giggles

>>5441694
uhh no just devil survivor...

am also looking at ...
the phoenix wright games
harvest moon twin towns
heart beaten
shinmegami
chatalot
ironcombat
excave
hakouki
japanese train sim
lord of magna
hometown story
street fighter
cube creator
terrorea
virtue's last resort
steam world
spade knight
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>>5441892
What are the meds?
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>>5441892
pls send link. if there is a way to escape this hell i will take it.
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>tfw u will never kick kayla in the balls and flush all his hormones down the toilet
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>>5441846
Lorwyn
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>>5441892
I'm pretty sure what this is and I'm pretty sure it's bullshit.
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>>5441904
Wouldnt kicking him in the balls help him?
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>>5441886
Nu uh
2016 is a leap year
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>>5441893
hi!

>>5441896
w-what is deviant about christmas?
its just a mishmass of various different winter holidays including mithras' birthday and all of the santa claus's and like the pagan celebration of the yule including decorating trees
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>>5441900
I didn't save the link because I want to be girl but I can't so..

>>5441911
Show me.
HRT is bullshit too and doesn't work for all people.
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>>5441886
You're a piece of fat shit. You're pathetic lose weight you fat fucking piece of human garbage.
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>>5441886
ugggh dont remind me
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>>5441915
You look like the double of your father
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>>5441893
forgot the pic, hi nonnie!

>>5441914
its 365 days until chrimstums in straya because we are in the future

>>5441925
>>5441930
i know

>>5441928
oh, I'm sorry ;~;
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>>5441925
This is my favourite post of the year
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why is sheen so kind to everyone even assholes?
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Merry Christmas nerds.
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>>5441918
Some sort of antipsychotic. It has a lot of side effects and mostly works by turning you into a vegetable.

>hrt is bullshit
Dysphoria is lying to you and you are buying it wholesale.

>>5441925
You seem to get angrier every thread. You should consider calming down. Maybe getting drunk.
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>tfw you'll never hook up with your crush
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>>5441941
It's not kindness you fucking idiot. Sheen is a nasty piece of work.
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wow, too much hostility all a sudden, add me on skype, I will be on it for another half hour
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>>5441943
>dysphoria is lying to you
lmao I wish

I took antiphsychotics before and they didn't help with dysphoria ;_;
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>>5441948
No fuck you
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Merry chrimbus
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/r9k/ here someone talk me out of becoming a transbian. I made OKCupid profiles and here are the results:
>My actual male profile reply rate 11/400 = 3%
>Fake lesbian profile reply rate 5/24 = 21%
I've always had interest in being female and never liked looking male but never acted on it because I like women but according to these statistics my chances of getting a girlfriend will in fact skyrocket up 18% if I become female. This has more or less sealed the deal for me.
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>>5441935
its okay.
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>>5441955
Jesus Christ. Fuck off you absolute glue pot.
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>>5441953
Wait, no, please don't become a tripfag. I liked it when I would occasionally see your pic but please don't become one of them!
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>>5441964
How new are you. Kill yourself
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>>5441953
merry christmas maddie <3
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>>5441962
Why do you hate me? I only want a gf
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>>5441953
you look vry good

>>5441955
talk you out of it? this sounds absolutely hilarious and i fully encourage you to go through with all this. im sure it'll totallllly end up going 100% as planned
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>tfw just want to pass but face is fucked
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>>5441955
Welcome, you are going to fit right in here. There is a guy with Bruce Jenner personality who thinks he is a woman when he puts on his grandmother's skirt and acts like a 50s housewife or this autistic 27 year old straight man who took his anime obsession too far.
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>>5441974
You'd probably crave cock after starting hormones.
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>>5441980
Oh it'll be fucked all right after I'm done with it
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>>5441985
that happened to me
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>>5441953
You look amazing
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>>5441985
Can confirm i really want the d, gt or otherwise
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>>5441986
What
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>>5441969
>>5441977
>>5441990
<3 <3
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>>5441992
>tfw no gt to put on my gt and squeeze them together
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>>5441985
I already do. I consider myself transbian because I can only fall in love with women. If hormones made me completely into men that would be my dream, trying to get a gf is so frustrating I am a codeine addict right now.
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>>5442002
I was attempting to imply that I was going to put my gt in your mouth
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>>5442022
Oh okay, I would have to wear a mask or something so you don't get grossed out.
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>>5442009
you might but the very best part of hrt is the fact that you are no longer a slave to wanking
you get horny and want a dick in you and your nipples stand on end but then it passes and your nose stops bleeding and you can go about your day
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>>5442026
Well that's what the light switch is for!
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>>5442027
Oh well I am gonna do it, it is the only way to be free of /r9k/. If I stay male I swear to god I am gonna do a school shooting.
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>>5442022
lewd and i don't approve
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>>5442044
Oh bbby

I hope you like man beasts.
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You're all a bunch of filthy sl[spoiler] cute anime girls[/spoiler]
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>tfw cant be used and abused till summer 2k16
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It's Christmas
You shouldn't be mean
#js
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>>5442064
tee hee!
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JEWS OF /mtfg/

What Chinese food are you eating
What movie are you seeing
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I think little Ralphie from A Christmas Story and I have different ideas of what constitutes "electric sex"
>>5441935
Fucking cheaters
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>>5442076
If I go get Chinese food does it make me Jewish?
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>>5442076
>implying there are any jews on /mftg/
>implying we haven't send them to the christmas camps already
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>>5442086
You got to go see a movie too.

>>5442093
Say that to my General Tso's scrublord.
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>>5442063
You know it bby, what time should I come over?
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>>5442075
Well I outed myself as a genuine neckbeard and I was largely ignored
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>>5442076
xmas is p much a secular holiday these days.
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>>5442076
but wait I thought that trannies were a jewish conspiracy, surely a jewish tranny can't exist
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>>5442103
n-now
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>>5442076
i had a poached scrublord
i am watching scrublord 2: defenders of the boypussy force
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>>5442111
K where you at
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>>5442119
Sweden
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>>5442131
So close yet so far
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wew lad
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>>5442131
>ywn cuddle with lainon
;~;
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>>5442108
crossdressing is said to be an abomination in the hebrew bible so of course they can't, anon
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>>5442147
is it cross dressing when you have a neovag?
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>>5442131
sweden
yes
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>>5442140
pls just give me the gt in my mp

>>5442146
>ywn cuddle this trip you don't know
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>>5442150
More importantly, is it crossdressing if you're a girl with a male anatomy?
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>>5442157
It's cross dressing when you try to dress like a human
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>>5442154
Buy me a plane ticket and I will
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>>5442157
>if you're a girl with a male anatomy?
You mean a man? :^)
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Have you gals seen the steam panic threads on /v/? My sides are fucking gone.
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>you will never be able to get honest feedback
>you will never stop being a spooked retard about your features and transition properly
>you will never be able to take the hugboxing you get irl seriously
>you will never have honest friends
>you will never have a likeable personality
>you will never not be a broken gross neet hon
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>>5442179
No im not 15 and don't have a steam or play games. What's going on?
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>tfw way too drunk
>tfw nobody to hug
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>iktf
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>>5442179
lol saw a bunch of threads on /b/

I don't have a steam tho.
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>>5442147
But how will you ever get good at programming?
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>>5442189
>your waifu will never stop being a delusional qt
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>>5442195
tl;dr steam gets a hickup and gives people access to random sessions cached wrongly by mistake. A lot of people have gotten their info posted online due to this, I myself got access to a dude from the netherlands, a russiand and a spaniard when I refreshed my account info. I could see their paypal and everything, and so could hundreds of thousands of other steam users browsing.

A lot of people just got their info publicized and no one is sure how many are affected.
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>>5442179
Why are people panicking about steam? I can't really be fucked to find a thread aboot it.
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this has been such a wonderful christmas (─‿‿─)

my friend lydia bought me hatoful bf which is qt af, my SD bought me like 20 games on steam, a new wireless keyboard, and 500$, and my family all got me gifts and i talked to them for the last couple of hours and they told me how much they missed me and how they're excited for me to move back to the west coast etc

i'm really sick (fucked up throat/voice, super congested, coughing etc) so i didn't try to do anything for this holiday, but this has honestly been one of my best christmases yet!! i'm not really big on christmas usually but to have ppl who love me in my life is so wonderful. i'm coughing etc but still very happy.

hope you've all had a wonderful christmas as well mtfg!! ily <3
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>>5442208
>delusional
pls
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>>5442166
Yeah humans suck anyway
>>5442176
Don't twist my words anon
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>>5442220
nice man, i got drunk and got a gf, pretty good xmas tbqh
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>>5442203
>tfw you have legitimately worked on coding courses while in a schoolgirl uniform
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>>5442226
DELUSIONAL c:
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>>5442240
I dunno, I do look like a man.

Really want to try going full-time next year, like in april or something.
>tfw gonna have to get honest feedback somehow but it's literally impossible because people are so hugboxy
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>>5442246
lainanon please
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>>5442220
>buying vidya
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>>5442246
Just fuck off you ruin every single thread.
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>>5442246
Post photo
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>>5442250

he's gonna keep doing it as long as you people keep replying and giving him attention
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>>5442220
Bf bought me a super famicom

>>5442230
You neveremtipmed this when we talked before.
I'm intrigued
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>>5442250
Not like I could do it before then because no voice??

>>5442255
>ruining something that's already shit
;)
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>>5442270
It's shit because at least half the thread is you attention whoring, get the fuck out.
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>>5442263
Idk who you are anon, but you should get Takeshi's Challenge.
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>>5442263
>dq5 in Japanese

My Nigga.
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>>5442283
Make me.
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>>5442284
but that's a famicom game, not super famicom
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im ultra super nervous about electrolysis tomorrow

here is some OC btw
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>>5442292
Oh yeah... then idk what game she should get >.<
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>>5442195
Not even 15 yet?
WTF you doing here?
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>>5442301
Lol
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>>5442284
We talked at the mall plenty of times

>>5442289
Dq5 is so good
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>qt boy buys me gift
>steam servers are fucked
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whoa it's happening
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Watching Christmas Carol
I fucking love how smug the ghost of Christmas Present is
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>>5442348
Which version?
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>>5442341
post pics
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>>5442350
The good one
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>>5442354
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>>5442363
So the muppets then? It's the definitive version.
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What makes a bad face?
How do I know if my face is bad?
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>>5442369
>pic
>not pics
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Guh, I just feel like wasting away in my room.

Sometimes I feel really intelligent and witty and capable of socializing with people, but sometimes I feel like all those times I've just deceived myself to get by.

The weekend was going so well until Christmas. I know nobody else probably thinks much about it and nothing bad really happened, but opening up gifts was so awkward to me.

I didn't want anything specific so my mother got me a bunch of clothes that I didn't really like. I'm not upset about it or ungrateful, she just wanted me to try them on and I really didn't want my family starring at me with these clothes that I thought looked strange, so I was reluctant and said that maybe I'd do it later.

I wish I could fake gratitude a little more gracefully. Oh well.

This wouldn't make me so anxious if I hadn't had an awkward conversation about anime with my uncle earlier. Nobody in my family is really familiar with any kind of anime so the conversation was very uninformed and there were strange misconceptions being thrown around. If I were more articulate, I wouldn't feel so awkward trying to have an honest conversation about it. Whatever, gonna grit my teeth and go out to dinner with everybody.

Sorry for venting this dumb shit, I just don't know what else to do.
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>>5442377
No the George C. Scott one
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Someone pls respond is it bad to start HRT while fat? I am currently 5'11 220 lbs, I was gonna start when I'm 170 lbs but that's at least 6 months away and I'm already 24. I heard that it is bad for two reasons a) it slows your metabolism making weight loss harder and b) existing fat can't be redistributed.
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>>5442407
I think you would have to wait with losing weight until your fat distribution changes a bit and then it doesnt matter?
it's better to gain weight on hrt though
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>>5442407
Just start.
If you're capable of losing weight you should still be able to manage on HRT.
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>>5442380
post pic
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>mfw /v/ is going nuts over what steam did to their store
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>>5442246
O i wont hugbox you memma.
Ill tell you how you look and be honest about it, then we play vidya n cuddlez
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>>5442415
When I find out how to take a pic that doesnt make me look awful I will ask for feedback from someone.

Like in some mirrors I think I look okay and could maybe pass but then I take a pic and I turn into this disgusting beast and then in other reflections and my mirror at home I look pig disgusting.

How does this shit even work

>>5442420
want :3
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>>5442426
lainanon pls, id bet ur some proper qt
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>>5442411
Ah fuck oh well hopefully my desire to be a girl will spur me on. I need to lose this weight before I slip into hon territory forever which is probably a year away
>>5442414
Yeah but the fat distribution thing
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You do know the discord link in op is out of date?
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>>5442436
You're overthinking it. The body fat changes are going to be slow and minor when starting at 24. Just get things moving asap.
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>>5442436
Which of these sounds more appealing to you

>Wait and let your body masculinize further possibly causing complications such as hair loss in places you want to keep it and hair growth in places you don't, or
>just get on HRT and maybe take slightly longer to put the weight off in the first place, all while moving your transition forward and letting your body start developing in ways you prefer much, much sooner.
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>>5442434
Not at all

Like I was at this burger place after visiting my tranny shrink and I think I looked okay and stuff but it changes so much and I dunno ;-;
Most of the time when I see myself it's gross and I look extremely manly

Mirrors are the worst.
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>>5442457
Sounds like me anon
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>tfw you feel cute and get compliments from relatives

:3
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>>5442450
>>5442456
How can you grow tits while losing weight?
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>>5442478
Tears of laughter at this
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tfw no black bf with the deepest buttery voice
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>>5442478
Your relatives are accepting? That's unusual for a black person. Also what is up with the john travolta hairdo?
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>>5442466
How do I know whats true and not?
I mean surely its what I see on pics no?
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>>5442481
It's more likely than growing tits without starting HRT. Seriously start already if your mind is made up.
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>>5442482
>>5442485
Seriously quit laughing at her, I know she is a little deluded about her looks but after a while give it a rest.

>>5442478
you might want to wait a bit for hrt to work and to lose your masculine muscles before you try girl stuff desu, let hrt do its thing.
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>>5442507
Shut the fuck up cunt, you look just as disgusting
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>>5442483
kill yourself racemixing filth
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>>5442487
Dysphoria is a messed up thing

>>5442512
>>5442515
Don't cut yourself on that edge man
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>>5442481
If you're not on some serious starvation diet then it's not like you won't be putting any fat on, you'll just be losing a little more each day than you're putting on. Also while boobs do have a lot of fat in them they aren't just fat, and you need that estrogen to jump start the glands in them developing.

But HRT isn't even just growing tits anyways. It's softer skin, way less chance of going bald, fat distribution in other areas, halting the growth and possibly reversing some androgenic hair growth, less male sex drive, etc. If all this stuff appeals to you then in my opinion the choice should be easy, if it doesn't then think on your decision some more, but don't fall into the trap of focusing on one thing like breasts and thinking that's the sum of it.

Anyways I'm heading out to see my movie and hang out with the girl, later /mfgt/.
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>>5442507
>a little deluded
so are you faggot
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I never thought I could ever feel so unappreciated. Christmas is fucking garbage.
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>>5442522
girl ur stacked
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>>5442533
>literally looks like bruce jenner, jr.
>thinks he passes
kek
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>>5442533
Take the wig off you're embarrassing yourself
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>>5442522
without women's underwear your butt would be just a regular dadbutt mate :^)
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>>5442527
Sounds like you didn't like what mommy and daddy got you for Christmas
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>>5442533
You're face looks like a manly version of Kat Denning's. If you had her tits you'd be able to use them to distract people from that unpassable face and that wig made of straw that you spray painted black
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>>5442557
>crossdresser telling Kayla off
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>>5442557
>uh actually you're ugly, unpassable, only own one dress, and if you turned the lights on would scare any man half to death. which is why you take all of your photos in the dark and pretend to go on dates with pink wigs to restaurants that are closed. so i wouldn't be telling people they're deluded or masculine if i was you since you've lived life as a woman as much as any 50 year old man has and you jacked off in your mom's nightgown. merry christmas!!!!
OH SHEEEEEIT GURL DAYYUM MMMH
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>>5442557
What's the point in this? God,talk about sad.
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>>5442568
Edie quit replying to yourself
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>>5442557
lol, he went AWOL and deleted his ugly shadow mug just like the last time. nice burn ed
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>>5442515
>We'll also meet parents who are encouraging all of their daughters to date non-white men
Wew
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>>5442485
Everyone but my mom is. And it's my hair straightened. It used to be a super puffy afro
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>drop in for chrimbus cheer
>thread isn't very chrimbussy
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Worst Christmas ever somehow......... fuck even the birthday my parents forgot felt better than this.
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>>5442579
Did really you expect better?
Merry Christmas elanna. I hope your day was good.
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>>5442478
fabulous tbqhon
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>>5442532
>>5442551
>>5442557
>>5442558
somebody repost
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>>5442557
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>>5442580
Mine was pretty good. First Christmas post-op, got some nice new boots.
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>>5442515
that's rude just because i want a dark man to cover my milky white body with his body
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I wonder what I look like to normies.
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christmas burn gone wrong
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>>5442592
Grats, hope they are cute. Grats on vag too

Hopefully next year will be better again...
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>>5442578
Hmm. you need to make it into an actual feminine hairstyle not straighten it and lose that muscle
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>>5442595
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>>5442579
Come on elanna, this mtfg.
This is where most miserable people are
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>>5442599
yeah probably.
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>>5442585
kayla reposts these EVERY fucking time so it's not like you missed anything

https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1449/71/1449719007456.jpg
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1449/58/1449583664423.jpg
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>>5442597
one day things will get better :)
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>>5442595
normies should drop dead ree
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>>5442230
omigosh !! o.o;;
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>>5442598
muscle is ok, as long as you pass
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>>5442582
It was a little cheerier earlier, but I guess drama never sleeps. Day's been ok, weird mix of family stuff (good) seeing my ex (odd) and feels (bad). How has your christmas been?

>>5442600
I mean, I can always hope the drama takes a rest, but it never does. How has your day been?
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>>5442599
stop linking pictures of me thx
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>>5442230
fetishist pls go

womynhood is not a costume
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>>5442611
Mixed for me too. Family stuff went ok. Feels suck. Alcohol tolerance feels like it's rising.
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>>5442609
>these bodyguard arms
gross
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I hope kayla is crying right now
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>>5442606
>tfw normies give you sneaky looks because you're a manly man with long hair and boobs

Rude as fuck.
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>>5442584
Thanks senpai :3

>>5442598
I'm planning on getting it styled like this in a few days. I dont think ill ever lose the muscle tho, I'm going for the /fit/ girl look. Just have to wait on hrt to start kicking in @_@
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>>5442603
Well her face isn't terrible assuming I'm not being fooled by angles and lighting but yeah that ass is pretty boyish.
I was considering tripping on here because there aren't many black mtfs on here but I don't want to become a hated meme circus because I doubt I'm gonna pass any better than Kayla does.
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>>5442629

where did it happen and what were you doing?
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is no one going to call out dollface on that attack on kayla?
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>>5442611
It was good
Are lots of food, chatted with bf's family, etc

I'm always nervous around them though because I'm afriad they will find out about my past
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>>5442617
>not writing code in a schoolgirl uniform
I bet you don't even have striped socks

>>5442623
;~; well the holiday season is almost over at least right?
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>>5442630
Yes that is much better.
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>>5442638
Why?
So dollface can go into full damage control?
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>>5442644
Another week to go assuming no new years plans appear.
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>>5442624
naah, he's taking a break on skype, probably faps his miss cock to all his newly acquired buttbuddies from mtfg and will return shortly and pretend like it never happened just like he did it in the past
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What the fuck is with the bitchyness holy fuck, get a grip for fuck sake
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>>5442656
to
>>5442627
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>>5442636
While waiting to talk to my shrink and I was just sitting and browsing things on my phone and stuff.
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>>5442644
>>5442617
this is my fetish desu pic related
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>>5442638
they have history
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>>5442629
seriously what's their g*sh d*rning problem? why can't they ever let us men with boobs in peace?

BAN NORMIES FROM EXISTING!
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>>5442635
Fuck off we don't need another hugboxing negroid
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>>5442662
so you were being clocked by other patients in the waiting room?

hard to pass with lgbt people
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>>5442658
Girls gonna be girls
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>>5442640
Sounds like a good holiday to me, but stressful as hell ;_;

>>5442651
;~;
I'm hoping my liver lasts through that. New years can't come soon enough.

>>5442663
Top tier fetish
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>>5442670
Who said I'm gonna hugbox?
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>>5442667
Yeah
When I walk by the kindergarden nearby my apartment they usually give me this oh god please don't hurt any of the children look because i'm so masculine and stuff.

>>5442673
No?
It's for both cis and trannies.

I've seen like two trans people there.
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>>5442680
>grown men playing dressup with society
>girls
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>>5442681
Do you have plans for new years beyond surviving with a liver until then?
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>>5442681
It is
I don't want to ruin a good relationship I have with them already.

And their opinions on lgbt people aren't the best
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>>5442686
Hormones make you into a real girl anon.
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>>5442696
Just like in my Japanese animes!

>>5442635
Pls do. It's be nice to have a friend here
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>>5442685
i am trying to be non-threatening looking as possible but i always come off as a huge scary hulk since i am 5'11 and have linebacker shoulders

end my suffering
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>>5442609
I would spill so much spaghetti in front of that woman o.o
>>5442617
>not going to anime/game conventions as a kawaii schoolgirl>>5442623
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>>5442696
no they don't
hormones made me manlier
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>>5442709
Didn't mean to reply to that last one. Phone mistakes >.>
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I managed to have a pretty okay Christmas despite being horribly lonely. Watched loads of films with a healthy supply of chocolate and coke. Good times.
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>>5442715
okay ;___;
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>>5442706
iktf
I'm 5´10" and I have these really angry man eyes and 16" shoulders

I make people uncomfortable honestly.
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>>5442704
I'll think about it. If I do I'll let you know it's me
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>>5442709
hi elf!!!! >////<;;

happy xmas, wachu upto???!?!
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>>5442721
whoa i'm towering over you
scary
you better step back i don't want to accidentally crush you

and mine are like 17 and half inches making me look like hercules
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>tfw adonis reincarnate
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>>5442689
Nope, unless I find something. Usually would go to a rave but I don't think that's happening this year.

>>5442693
I'm sorry that you have to deal with that, I'm really worried about having to face something similar in the future.
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>>5442757
Tall people are attractive imo but I just look like an orc.
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>tfw ugly thick dadfingers
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>>5442763
Oh. I'm sorry.
Since we're both available, wanna go out next thursday?
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Hi all
What's going on?
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I think I haven't been that druhk in yearrs

>>5442609
I would hngh so hard even though I'm mostly into guys
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>tfw 1:30am and cant sleep
How does mtfg go to sleep? Discounting drugs, alcohol and sex as a precursor to falling asleep?
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>>5442763
>raving
normie get out
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>>5442780
Go back in time and include some exercise in your day.
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>>5442780
Stay up really late until I can basically faint
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>>5442780
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
And to answer your question, co-codamol, 16 mg
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>>5442783
I went on a walk along the canal earlier in the christmas cold air! Thats excercise

>>5442786
could try that, apart from my record is 78 hrs no sleep so wouldnt work

>>5442791
not in london. And no drugs!
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tfw need FFS bad
tfw no money for FFS
tfw poor
tfw whoring myself out is not an option since no one would want to fuck a gross man with tiny boobs without expecting me to pay the guy first
how to break this vicious circle
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>>5442780
I lay in bed shitposting on 4chan from my tablet until a fall asleep.
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>>5442801
You don't have to be attractive for people to pay to fuck you, just willing.
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>>5442801
iktf tbhon
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>>5442796
But it's legal OTC drugs so it's not really drugs
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>>5442774
If I could travel, I'd give a resounding yes. What, when, and where?

>>5442781
Don't rave anymore. With luck, won't do drugs anymore.
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>>5442763
It's ok
I don't think suspect a thing even with my somewhat masculine face
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>>5442803
im on my phone doing that anyway

>>5442812
its still chemicals
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>>5441815
iktf, it's either hugboxers projecting or anons going beyond cruel to project
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>>5442813
Does liquor and video games count as a date?
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>>5442818
tbhonest hugboxing is just a clever form of bullying
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>tfw gf on christmas
feels good tbhon
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>>5442818
Hugboxxing is such aeme here I've literally given up on giving compliments. If you say *anything* nice here to someone its dismissed as hugboxximg so why even waste time by bothering.
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>>5442746
Playing lots of Sm4sh and stuffing my face ^-^
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>>5442828
I posted my crossdressing pic on here yesterday and replies weren't hostile. Maybe they were hugboxing, I'll never know
>>
help! there is a thief in my house slapping my butt with a fish
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>>5442826
How did you meet her?
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>>5442807
>You don't have to be attractive
but that's a lie? why would they pay me when they could go to someone who's actually attractive?
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>>5442850
Here of all places, shes literally me, its incredible, talk about a small world!
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>>5442826
Congratulations, so glad you asked her
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>>5442830
omigosh, that's great!! ^^;;

d-don't have a nr btw, couldn't say hi so glad u popped on heheh, sm4sh on wiiu?? I never tried it but saw u can get an app to turn ur 3ds into a sm4sh wiiu controller @_@;;;

I wanna play girl corrin in sm4sh so bad desu!!
>>
>>5442841
Is this you?

https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1448/47/1448475528531.png
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>>5442815
If you want it to be, absolutely.

>>5442815
Yeah, they probably just don't see it, even when you know your past, and see all of your own flaws.
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>>5442859
>being your own gf
sasuga agp scum
>>
>>5442866
Messed up quote >>5442819
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>>5442867
not in the slightest anon, but thanks for trying
>>
i don't like my life
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when I get thin I am going to buy a peach coloured dress
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>>5442859
>Dating people from a Mongolian child rapist board
>>5442865
lol no that is just a random drawing
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>>5442866
Like most people don't see it and say I look fine.
I can't tell if I'm being hugboxxed or what
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>>5442873
>shes literally me
AGP AGP AGP AGP AGP
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>>5442881
stop posting that faggoty retard already, retarded faggot
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>>5442885
(You)
>>
>>5442881
Angie you look fine.

>>5442866
Then I may be on a date with myself tonight. However, it would be a lot better with you here.
>>
give me a (You), fum
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>>5442889
I'll post more papa franku for you baby

>>5442892
T-thanks
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>>5442897
Sure thing.
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>5442897
No
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>>5442890
tyvm
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>you will never date yourself
perfect bf material
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>>5442902
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>working on christmas
>tfw my girlfriend is spending the day with me at work so we don't have to wait to see eachother until I get off
literally clerks rn
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>>5442885
>not being your own girlfriend

>>5442892
I'm sad that I can't be. What are you playing?

>>5442881
Still stuck in the same place, it's incredibly frustrating. I know it doesn't mean a lot to hear another person say it, but you honestly look fine.

>>5442897
merry christmas senpai
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>>5442899
another one
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>>5442912
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>tfw no Bexe under my tree this year
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>>5442916
>muh gf
get out straight male scum
>>
here >>5442897 go
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>>5442918
You slut I can only give so much.

>>5442917
Next Penelope unless I'm too drunk.
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>>5442897
(You) merry xmas
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>>5442922
Whos the dominant one in your relationship? Yume or you?
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>tfw gross hon with brain problems so will never pass and have a partner or a good friend

I just want someone to do fun things with ;-;
>>
>shit anon gets yous
>I dont

wtf
>>
>>5442897
Have (you) been naughty or nice this year?
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>>5442932
Sorry.
>>
>>5442932
I'm too drunk to discern rn, so have a (you) too
>>
>>5442919
me on the right
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>>5442923
another one!

>>5442917
another one

>>5442922
another one

>>5442929
another one

>>5442933
another one
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>>5442923
That looks hard as hell, but fun. Seriously debating whether I should redeem a steam gift card yet, or wait til they sort out today's craziness over at Valve.

>>5442932
Here you go ^^
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>>5442945
I think it's sorted now.
What are you planning to get?
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>>5442932
>>5442944
>>5442945
>>5442938
have some (You)'s
>>
u is worst gift ever

soon there will be u coins to replace doge coins...
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>tfw the only thing that can stand your presence is your cat and it lives with mom
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>>5442948
(you) should set them up and make millions
>>
there are dicks in my face right now blocking my view but i can't complain tbhon
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>>5442944
DJ Khaled is that you??

do you want to be a pretty girl tooo??? :DDD
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>>5442944
A-anon please, I didn't know you wanted more than just a light peck.

>>5442946
I'd been thinking of picking up Alien: Isolation or CS:GO. I've been craving online shooters lately but I havn't played one in quite a long time.

>>5442947
Thanks f.am
>>
>>5442931
same
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>>5442958
how big is the dick?
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>>5442963
>tfw you look like frank west from dead rising with boobs and long hair
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>>5442960
i would play cs with u but having more than 50 ping triggers me :~:
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>>5442960
Those are two very different games.
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>tfw hanging out with friends but dysphoria
How to Stop it?
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>>5442977
Yeah, that's why I'm torn. On the one hand, I want an online shooter, on the other hand, I've heard a lot of good about Alien ;~;
Probably should just wait until something catches my eye.

>>5442975
I understand, it triggers me too ;~;
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>>5442930
definitely yume

>>5442982
stop wistfully staring at them and/or yourself and just focus on whatever activity you're doing
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>>5442958
>tfw no dicks in my face
>>
come to mommy
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>>5442917
>being your own girlfriend
sadly, one of the reasons why I think I do this
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>>5442971
dicks not dick and they are a various size, shape and color
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>>5442993
You can be my gf if you want.
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>>5442992
trip on sheen
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>>5442996
What is going on exactly? Are you the only girl there?
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>tfw no tranny friends
>tfw no tranny friends to play kf2 with me
>tfw kf2 is the #1 tranny game
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>tfw i want my gf to use & abuse me like the dirty sket i am
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>>5443011
>using ghetto slang on 4chan
>>>/out/
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>>5443008
>tfw tranny but don't play KF2
Am I not true trans?
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my name is sir edgar and i am here to poop on u
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>Theme song of my life

>>5443008
Berserker is so shit in KF2 tho.
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>>5443006
yes. someone please come and hold my hand so i am not alone
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>>5442993
I mean, all joking aside, I really wish that it were possible to be your own girlfriend. Life would be a lot simpler that way.

>>5443019
Merry Christmas rapeyface
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>>5443016
>ghetto
its a commonly used word for a slut here in britbongland
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>>5443018
Do you like MLP or play TF2 at least?
Maybe having a million lgbt groups on your steam account?

>>5443020
Gunslinger and medic is fun.
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>>5443027
I would do boy me or girl me.
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>>5443029
Really? I thought it was just an inner London thing. Don't tell me people out in the sticks say that too? Do you say f.am as well?
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>>5443027
>rapeyface
not cool, eleanna
please be politically correct and use kiwiface next time
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>>5443024
You're a whore. Why are you a whore?
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>>5443027
I will become my own gf
w-who needs anyone else?
>>
merry schproinklebrah everyone!
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>>5443038
Well i grew up in the south east so i've been using sket as a phrase since forever and even a friend who lives in cornwall knows what sket means desu
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>>5443041
but i only want to be near people and feel their warmth. how does it make me a whore?
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>tfw you could maybe pass if you got surgery on your chin
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>>5443033
I wouldn't touch boy me. Girl me, if she were a bit less crazy and needy, sure.

>>5443039
Noelle Noelle Noelle Noelle
Born is the queen of scat and shit smell.

>>5443043
...I do ;~;
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>>5443047
>south east
So you're posh too?
>>5443053
>There are multiple cocks in my face
>How does it make me a whore?
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>>5443061
I'd touch girl you desu.
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>>5443061
>tfw
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>>5443064
eh i sound posh but that is as far as it goes
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give me the best anime girl music
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I like memes
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>>5443067
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>>5443065
W-where?

>>5443067
;_;
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>>5443071
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>>5443087
m8 my family is from birmingham, we're as common as they come, but i wont deny we're kinda rich :~:
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>>5443090
>common
>kinda rich
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>>5443097
i cant quite explain it, im drunk as fuck right now but like our family values and shit if that makes sense
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>tfw poor
>tfw not sure if i'm gonna make it
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(You)
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>>5443117
thanks, merry (You)mas
>>
>>5442986
So weird for me to hear her called yume and not mayaka or sara
>>
hello
>>
this game is so ridic lol
>>
O-ow ;-; m-mtfg i-i cut my thigh s-shaving and there is a b-big cut ;-;
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>>5443164
you are a piece of shit
>>
>>5443169
trip on kayla
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>>5443177
trip on dollface https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmPmelqmOBM
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>>5443169
stop being so toxic kayla
>>
>>5443152
I only call her yume in mtfg, bc I don't know how well they know her real name
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>>5443187
not kayla and not being toxic, edie is a terrible person, haven't you read his posts today?
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>>5443166
>t-tfw no-one cares

;_____;
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>>5443164
it's too cute

>>5443117
(Y-you) too
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>>5443169
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>>5443157
hell-o
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>>5442917
Thanks
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>>5443193
you're a terrible person too kayla
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>>5443197
why don't you go jerk your cock to a thousand fat old men you raging fetishist
>>
>>5443120
>>5443196
+ 1 Korra Social Link
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>>5443205
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>Tfw no amount of surgery will ever make me pretty
>Tfw I will never be a normal person
I cried last night and now I'm crying again. Sorry about this shitty post, I just needed to vent.
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>tfw ywn have someone offer you gt in a bow in a box for christmas
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Is it clownface power hour?
>>
merry christmas and happy holidays mtfg!

I had a pretty nice time spending the day with my partner's family and seeing the puppy my partner got to protect me and then going over to my parents

oh and I found out that the murder mystery book I bought for my mother might actually be based on my great aunt
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>>5442418
where's my badge for letting my account be passed around by russians
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>>5443273
>letting my account be passed around by russians
Here you go
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>Ugh, I can't type with these nails
So cut them
>I don't want to

>Ugh, I can't walk in these shoes
So wear different shoes
>I don't want to

>Ugh, this top won't stay up
So wear a different fucking top
>I don't want to

I don't get women...
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I hope all of you had a good christmas
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>>5443290
Kids should not get terminal illnesses
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>>5443234
this hair was cool
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>tfw no qt west aussie girl tinkler for xmas
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>>5443298
Yes, but we all know that life isn't fucking fair
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>>5443280
10/10, would accept.
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>>5443302
anna I am going to be watching the dogtor crimtumps this evening and its going to be good
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>>5443305
For them it isn't
But I'm healthy enough to do things
I really need to do some thing
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>>5443317
it was really nice and comfy and a bit sad. good special.
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>>5443304
Maybe next year anon.
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>>5443324
okie I look forward to it then!
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>>5443152
do i know you
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>>5443302

ur cool ;3
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>tfw leaving work and you get the feeling you're forgetting something
>tfw when you get home and realize you didn't buy dinner
i'm so hungry i could eat a dog desu
>>
>>5443346
i mean i guess so

no wait nvm i am
you should come visit soon
>>
>>5443346
Fetishists gotta stick together
>>
give me a (You) for christmas
>>
>>5443347
Eat your hormones
>>
>>5443347
what do you have at home?
also did you work chrimbus day?
>>
>>5443324
hey, how was ur holiday?
did u have a possum to top ur tree?
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>>5443320
I mean, life is varying degrees of unfair for everyone, but a childhood terminal illness has to be one of the highest levels.
If you have your health, that's really a solid start.

>>5443366
Yes
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>>5443363
i will in 30 minutes kuppy
>>5443365
i had 2 eggs for breakfast and then a fruit salad at around 6pm and there's nothing at home ;~; that's why i was gonna buy ramen or something small to eat at home but i forgot
and yea i worked christmas day but i got christmas eve off so that was nice
>>
>tfw could maybe pass some day
Being delusional is spooky.
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>>5443376
What if you took all out once? Would you turn into a girl?
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>>5443371
it was pretty bad, i didnt see or hear from any of my family at all today. my dad left right when i woke up and i didnt even get a "merry christmas" text from anyone.
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>>5443376
oh okie, is there not even like... bread and cheese to make some welsh rarebit or nothin?
did you get extra moneys for working on christmas I don't know how it works in america?
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how are >>5443358 doing anon?
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>>5443382
omg why haven't i thought of that before
you're a genius kuppy!!!
>>5443386
nope nadda
and yea i get paid like overtime pay for working holidays which is decent
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>>5443385
Why tho? I thought your family was pretty supportive and loving
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>>5443399
>tfw it won't actually happen
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is my p90 /mtfg/ approved?
i got a nametag for it and called it the qt3.14
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>>5443385
I'm really sorry anna :(
I hope this cheers you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OVg8uov78I

>>5443399
meybe ride to the closest store to get some indonesian ramens or something
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>>5443354

<33
ik ugh
i need a vacation tbqh. well idk my life is a vacation but i could use a break from it ;3;

>>5443355

so tru so tru
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>>5443385
sorry, well for what it's worth,
merry christmas!
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>>5443413
>tfw pills aren't magical balls of supernatural transformation energy
;~;
>>5443425
na i think i'm just gonna pass on eating for the rest of the night
if i get too hungary i'll just sleeperino
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>>5443430
>so tru so tru
then why give kayla a hard time
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>>5443404
my family is fine except for my parents, who dont use the right name or pronouns ( and dont even attempt to), and honestly when it comes to the trans thing that's the only issue they seem to have left?
idk, this is probably down to them being poor communicators and emotionally distant than anything else.
i made a point to let them know i was going to be home this morning too, and that i didnt have any plans for today, so it's not like they didn't know or assumed i had something else going on
if i'd had known this would happen i'd have just stood at my bffs place and snuggled and slept instead of driving home at 4am just to make sure i'd be there for me and my dad to exchange gifts in the morning.

>>5443425
i smell like BEEEEEEFFFFFFFF

>>5443430
come this summer and stay with me.
it'll be just like old times.

>>5443431
hey,
thanks
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>>5443418
>p90
Gross

This ak47 was gifted to me :3
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>>5443433

>why give kayla a hard time for attacking people and being a piece of shit?
>why give kayla a hard time when she calls people manly etc when she lives as a man?

gee i wonder

>>5443442

d-do i have to stay under the bed this time?
>>
Is this thread still live?
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>>5443478
We're whatever you need us to be bby.
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>>5443481
Oh good because I have epic story to tell. I just told my religious ex-army dad that I am considering a sex change
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>>5443464
no, IN the bed
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>>5443489
Do tell
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>>5443493

w-with the lotion...?
also anna i'm playing this game and i feel like this ghost would be u in this world
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>>5443504
twice as much lotion
but no srsly u should

ps ur right, i wanna fuck that ghost
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>>5443442
I'm sorry :(
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>>5443504
that ghost is me rn desu senpai im so fat bleh
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>>5443521
no no its fine now. i wasnt looking forward to christmas that much anyways.
>>
trying to pick girlname
is Robyn a cringe name?
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>>5443549
spell it correctly and you're fine
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>>5443517

so much lotion...s-so...s-slippery...
also ok i mean it could be fun! i still think u should come to ny tho. and also i love this ghost.

>>5443530

same same...the ghost is all of us
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>>5443549
Yes, and it shows your power level.
Also it's androgynous.
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>>5443554
i wanna go to ny real bad but my bff wants me to go to straya with her maybe so idk
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>>5443499
>Phone him (He's overseas)
>First start with positive news that business plans are going well
>Then tell him that I'm a neckbeard basement dweller who is in therapy
>Say that I don't feel masculine and I will never make it as a man
>Mercifully he brings up that boxer who transitioned saying "what you want to become a girl like him?"
>Say "yeah i heard of him what are your thoughts on transsexualism"
>"It's against God's will bla, bla"
>"But it's people's own bodies so if it makes them happy who am I to judge"
>"Then he even goes as far to say "If my son wanted a sex change I wouldn't really agree with it but I'd support him"
Guy was on the ball, he second guessed everything I was about to say. He was also pragmatic as fuck basically saying "you had no male influence, I can understand why this would happen". Compare this to my mum who is completely oblivious despite me managing to bring up transsexuals in every conversation.
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>>5443549
better make it robynn for maximum cringe
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I am home
How was /mtfg/'s day?
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>>5443590
what about Rrobynne?
>>
I really want a vagina and a boy to put his penis in my vagina
>>
>>5443609
I'm way less picky.
I only want someone to put their hands down my pants.
>>
>>5443609
I was doing lewd with a boy and started to cry because no vagina ;~;
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>>5443618
you see, this is why I don't want to do anything with a boy until after srs
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>tfw didn't wake up on christmas day with the power to turn girls gay


fuck fuck fuck WHYYYY
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>>5443638
Would you use the power for good, or for turning kit gay?
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>>5443642
>implying they aren't the same thing
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>>5443650
She's great just the way she is!
>>
is it easier to get a gf or a (non chaser) bf?
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>>5443661
gf desu, esp if you include trannies
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>>5443670
im fine with anyone
does anyone itt want to be my gf
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>>5443654
But I want her to like me IN THAT WAY
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>>5443670
Are you counting both chaser and non-chaser trans gfs?
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>tfw you saw your movie then came back and hung out and cuddled and did really gay stuff and fell asleep for a bit.

Feels good to have a merry Christmas for once, hope you all had decent ones too.
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>>5443687
>tfw watashi didn't enjoy her last christmas talking to me
feels bad man

>>5443686
Are you self identifying as a chaser now?
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>>5443687
Wow gay
>tfw u invite a friend around but she just falls asleep and u have to quietly shitpost
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>>5443686
>>5443701
Of course she is a chaser. She chases early transitioning girls and preys on them, don't you know? Elanna is a girl tinker fiend.
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>>5443712
I wish I was early transition so she'd chase me ;_;
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tfw not dead yet
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>>5443701
Only ironically
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>>5443701
It was fun, but, you know, this kinda beats Skype chatting.

>>5443708
>tfw you have to do that right now cause you can't even watch anything or play any videogames without being too loud for them to sleep
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>>5443724
>not being a tranny chaser unironically
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>tfw status on the laser hair kit is "unknown"
i just want to be hairless already gosh
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Tfw ywn slide fingers into elannas neopuss and massage her internally then lick her girl juices off your fingers and kiss her tenderly letting her taste herself on you
>>
>>5443737
why live ;__;
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>>5443736
Shave so hard that you pretty much kill your skin, that's what I do.
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>>5443753
i'm so tired of shaving tbhnst
i just can't wait to never have to worry about it again
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>>5443737
This general just gets more and more lewd
>>5443753
Eyyy.
Does this shit ruin your skin? I'm so sick of having skin problems because i dont have money for laser.
>>
My gf got me yoga pants and the girliest jacket ever for Christmas... D..oes that mean she's ok wih me?
>>
>>5443760
me too, going to get my neckbeard removed on the 4th and then from the 11th its just maintenance
>>
>>5443760
Same desu, that one patch that grows back quickly drives me nuts.

>>5443764
Idk, I poorly shave (without shaving cream) yet my skin seems to remain fine.
>>
I want to detransition to become kiwi's bf and give her someone she can depend on and feel safe in my arms.
>>
>>5443767
drown her in your tits to make sure
>>
>>5443767
>>5443781
My faciap skin isnt terrible but I have blemishes on my butt and my legs have bumps from shaving. I just want them to heeeeaaaaal
>>
>>5443753
you could always just use a ton of nair and leave it on there for hours to fuck up the follicles themselves, that's what sara did
>>
>>5443787
>tfw you can be your own gf but you will never be your own bf
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>>5443789
My legs usually just get really itchy after shaved

>>5443793
It's not too much of a problem, facial hair doesn't really grow much for me mostly.
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>>5443780
congrats, you're so lucky, i hope this laser kit really works, i have a feeling i'll have to get electro after though
>>5443781
ugh iktf kuppy
>>5443787
pls, don't worry anon i'll find someone and i'd never encourage anyone to detransition
>>
>>5443796
>get HRT
>get laser
>get SRS
>stop HRT
>get on Test
>get top surgery

there you go, perfect guide to being your own bf you always wanted.
>>
>>5443796
This is why being agp transbian is master race, you can be your own gf and then have a bf
>>
>>5443712
This

>>5443716
Sorry ;___;

>>5443728
Ok, you've got me there

>>5443737
L-lewd
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>>5443812
but I dont want to be a boy thats the problem ;~;
>tfw you will never want to be a boy
>>
>>5443803
>congrats, you're so lucky, i hope this laser kit really works, i have a feeling i'll have to get electro after though
if I was lucky I wouldn't have to do electrolysis :/
getting my whole face done and then zapping anything that pops back up which might include my entire face... its not luck or fun tbqh :(
>>
>>5443798
You moisturize before and after shaving?
>>
>>5443838
Usually just put on some shaving cream before.
>>
>>5443712
what is a nice way to put the breaks or ice a chaser mtf

>>5443826
help
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>tfw christmas
>tfw tfw
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>>5443842
Next time you're gonna shave, just moisturize like an hour before.
>>5443845
Wouldn't know
>tfw never been chased
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>>5443845
Bluntness sometimes works. Say you're not into the situation/her.
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What's your princess power level?
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>>5443852
Ok then
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>>5443845
Just tell her you're not interested in her. Simple.
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>>5443876
ELANNA I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU !

jk i am ;__;
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>>5443851
How was you Karisumas Bexe-senpai?
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>tfw cried for 15 minutes out of nowhere just from being lonely
i wish i could find a bf already
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>>5443879
i got some stuff and some money and all that matters is me getting electro soon and not being with my senpai
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>>5443885
>tfw can only imagine finding a chaser bf
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>>5443878
I'm getting mixed signals and I'm not enough of a chaser to ignore the negative. What should I do ;~;
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>>5443890
How much is electro? I cant wait for the day someone burns my hair away or however it works.
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>>5443900
Move on from that anon, chase me instead.
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>>5443899
iktf, after that one experience with that guy who said he wouldn't want to make our relationship public i don't think there will ever be a guy like in my dreams
it was going so well until he said that too, like he was perfect except just for that, i guess that comes with being trans though
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>>5443885
I did this once but it was because i felt like a fuck up and i wanted to kill myself but i couldnt, not because i was lonely.
Being lonely sucks too though. Good cry anyway. Good enough to be memorable.
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>>5443900
I have some more mixed signals for u if u know what I mean ^^
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>>5443902
about 70~90 bucks for an hourlong session
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>>5443921
>>5443921
>>5443921
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