Gay guys. Santa will grant you the man of your dreams who you

Dwayne Johnson.
Elon Musk.

Jake Gyllenhaal.

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gerard butler.

or maybe, just this guy.

>>5434827
Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Zach Galifianakis.

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Bruce Willis, not current Bruce probably Die Hard era Bruce, so fucking goddamn cute

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>>5434827
David Gandy

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As a barely qualifying entry level homosexual, this is still fun for me. Haven't had this conversation. Not many soft fem guys in the media, but lets see...

I saw Daniel Radcliffe on ESPN a while back. I wasn't ever into Harry Potter, but he got cute. Acts kinda uke. Supports the lions which is fucking adorable.

Joseph Gordon Levitt and that snarky jew from Home Improvement triggered me back in the day. Still purdy decent.

Personality wise, Anthony Bourdain and Daniel Tosh can marry me anytime. God we'd be BASED tri-dads.

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>>5434827
I'm not usually attracted to celebrities, but David Beckham and Aaron Rodgers are both pretty cute. I might go for Richard Hammond too.

>>5435336
>Personality wise, Anthony Bourdain
Exquisite taste here though.

My bf <3

>>5439412
Get out of here you un-virgin.

>>5439412
When will it ever be my turn

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someone like Gael Garcia Bernal but taller

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The correct answer

All I want is a chubby bearded gamer bf who is willing to let me play with his feet.;-;

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Chandler Riggs is a thing of subtle and stirring beauty. I can't wait until he fills out a bit more.

Also, you can't get much cuter than that ruthless badass he plays in that adorable hat he wears on TWD.

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>>5442954
>Chandler Riggs
>16
Two more years till it's not creepy, Jewboy lover.

>>5443212
>Implying you know my age.

Faggot.

>>5434838
i will never date 2000-era Jake Gyllenhaal ;____;

>>5443257
>implying you're not old enough to be on this board.

Faggling.

>>5434827
Honestly/ No celeb here. just this awesome guy I just met on a dating site who is EVERYTHING I am looking for.

>>5443345
Nice. Greentext?

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He's already married, sadly.

>>5439593
>he doesn't want a pocket husbando

>>5443453
>Nice. Greentext?
Not to much to tell but will give you what I have so far.
>Be on dating site for long time
>single for 20 yrs (oldfag)
>see qt who checked out my profile
>check out his and his photos
> same ideas about trust monogomy freindships etc.
> send message. we talk, have much in common
>exchange phone numbers just to text
>asks me to call so he can put voice to face.
> call, talk for half hour very sweet guy
>lives far away, i ma in school for next two yrs
> both think the time and effort are worth it to see where it may go.
>hope I don't fuck it up.

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I'm more asexual than gay but I would totally suck this charming man's cock.

>>5434827
My inner basic bitch want's Ryan Gosling, the outwardly faggot me wants Colby Keller

>>5439412
you can "never get" your bf? that seems odd.
I'm not sure if I could get that guy I was on a date with. He seems rather disinterested in me these days (or I'm imagining things), but I fell for him on the first date (what is incredibly scary to me and probably others if they knew). So if I can't get him, it's probably him.

>>5434827
Santa himself desu

>>5445298
>autism intensifies

I'd get Santa himself. Not kidding. What an amazing daddy bear!

Harry Treadaway (and his twin brother too if it's possible :P)

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>>5445200
>I'm more asexual than gay but
You're gay then.

Pic related is mine. Beautiful man. RIP
>inb4 "Porn is degenerate"
>inb4 EW GAY MEN ARE UNATTRACTIVE.

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p-pls
;_;

>>5445627
>You're gay then.
Nah, I don't really want to fuck either guys or girls, just have a fetish for sucking cock.

I might be a tranny though.

>>5445190
>>Nice. Greentext?
>Not to much to tell but will give you what I have so far.
>>Be on dating site for long time
>>single for 20 yrs (oldfag)
>>see qt who checked out my profile
>>check out his and his photos
>> same ideas about trust monogomy freindships etc.
>> send message. we talk, have much in common
>>exchange phone numbers just to text
>>asks me to call so he can put voice to face.
>> call, talk for half hour very sweet guy
>>lives far away, i ma in school for next two yrs
>> both think the time and effort are worth it to see where it may go.
>>hope I don't fuck it up.
Sooo, apparently i fucked it up somehow. He stopped answering my texts.

>>5434827
>Who?
My ex. ;_;

>>5453407
What happened prior to the silence?

>>5453595
>What happened prior to the silence?
We were having a conversation, just casual convo all of a sudden nothing. apparently I am just a twitchy faggot as he just texted me, is out with friends will text when he gets home. Wants me to send him a dick pic, has already sent his, damn boy is huge.

>>5453618
Excellent. Next time, assume you've achieved victory and stroll around leisurely until you make it happen somehow. Possibly by doing nothing. That's what I do. Good luck not that you need it.

>>5449387
who let tumblr in?

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maybe the completionist
he is cute, chubby, hairy and the nicest guy ever

>>5453849
ew

>>5453840
explain what's Tumblr about this post.

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>tfw no qt 5'7 bicurious bf

>>5453718
>Excellent. Next time, assume you've achieved victory and stroll around leisurely until you make it happen somehow. Possibly by doing nothing. That's what I do. Good luck not that you need it.
Actually I DO need it as I said the boy is huge, and despite the fact that i am Uhh... older than a lot of you, this will be my first experience with bottoming. well, when we get to that point but he sounds pretty danm interested in pursuing this.

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>>5453849
I want to stroke his beard

a straight friend of mine named Peter

>>5456123
>asexual
>fetish for dicks
>tranny

fuck off special snowflake

>>5457749
he is gay isnt him?
he constantly acknowledges the fact that he is a bear

>>5449387

>>5458632
This.

Vomit indulcing.

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Michael angelakos. I just want to hear him to write happy Sounding music about his mental illness.

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Donald Glover?

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>no sprinter bf
why live?

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>>5458936
there is no competition

>>5458632
None of these are snowflake labels, there's a difference between being legit confused and seeking attention by glorifying/making up mental illnesses. If someone asks me why I'm not gay I'm going to answer them.

Tl;Dr you're a moron.

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Forever and ever

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>>5434827
I just want a handsome and caring white nationalist/stormfag big guy that'd like a qt femboy to protect during the RaHoWa

dunno
maybe Ralph Fiennes, Stanley Tucci, or Brian Sims

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>>5460437
Join my Nazi Qt PolGBTeam! I'm sure you'll find a str8 guy in our cozy ranks.

>>5463100
Good idea, pink triangles suit me.

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>>5463154
Just don't get a lesbian pink triangle. Then I will have to throw you in an oven. We're freedom loving, but there must be order.

>>5463187
Black triangle is the "lesbian" one, m80. They never actually wore it, though. Only gays and trannies got barbecued.

>>5460114
1st moron is a trigger word, pls refrain from using it in the future
2nd you are delusional

>being legit confused
you dont seem confused at all
you are a asexual tranny with a fetish for dicks
> seeking attention by glorifying/making up mental illnesses
doesnt your condition sound made up?
because it is
>If someone asks me why I'm not gay I'm going to answer them
so?
if your answer is retarded im going to point it out

tl;dr: kill yourself

>>5463100
>a straight guy in our rank
B-But i am a femboy, darling.

>>5463222
what a waste of trips
Holocaust is a fake

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>tfw ryan gosling will never rip off your panties and fuck you senseless

>>5467632
Yeah, I know. I said "str8" not Rick Perry. Keep up the good work, sweetbutt.

>>5464369
>doesnt your condition sound made up? because it is

Yeah I'd forgotten gay guys of /lgbt/ are so full of themselves they could be convinced that T and A aren't actual conditions.
I'll give you that I made the first mistake, and that was bringing my shit to this thread.

>>5467653
holding_coke_cans.jpg

>>5467661
>closeted fucks
Nah

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Sadly, Khaled is kebab.

>>5471153
I wasn't talking about being closeted. I think we're all being harmed by these special pokemon labels.

I'm just going to hatefuck the internet to death later. Check out the periscope stream of that coming soon!