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this is the worst edition

and you didn't even link back

you stupid whore

>>5428087
fuck this OP

>>5428092
>>5428085
are you sure its him though?? guy in gif doesn't have tattoo but i guess it could be a few years old
regardless i love the guy in the ig link. already looked at his pics

>>5428086
Forgot to mention he still has a full head of hair too.

But anyway I met him through a dating site almost 3 years now. Fuck it's been almost 3 years already.

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>>5428092
'tis a terrible mistake m'lord
>>5428097
hast I upset thine sensibilities somehow?

>>5428099
how is the relationship? the sex? and is he away for the holidays?

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6th for tfw no Seth rogen bf

>>5428113

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55HX30q6Q4

me w seth rogen

Reddread bby let me see your crocheted locs :3

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>>5428123
Pls no.

>>5428113
>tfw no stoner bf

>>5428127
he didn't say
>bully-kun post another picture of the grim reaper

>>5428123
>crocheted
why do you say that?

>>5428131
Because we've talked about this before bby and because it looks obvious :3

>>5428128

>stoner bf

vom

>>5428117
I got a lil more than halfway through and I had to stop it was painful to watch

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>>5428131
You can hurt me, Moor, but don't hurt my qt.

>>5428128
Why don't you look for a nice good boy? You need the stability in your life :]

>>5428138
Qt stoners are the best.
>tfw no bf to pass the bong to
>tfw no bf to order excessive amounts of takeaway with
>tfw no bf to lie in bed with all day smoking joints and watching trash tv

Why live?

>>5428148
Stoners can be nice and good too bully-kun.

>>5428136
was just making sure

>obvious
you'd think but people have no idea how i do my hair.
>pic
I'm too tired, I'm actually heading to bed nnbb

>>5428148
>no one gets to kill him but me

>>5428142

shit taste

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>>5428113
Rogen is a disgusting cuc k

>>5428154
Most people are white here so you really can't expect much from them when it comes to loc know how

Post something though, I'm out in the country now and am bored

>>5428155
I liked when he was on Eric Andre it was funny

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>>5428153
Nope. Never met a stoner that I liked. Well, I did work with one who was nice and qt, but he had terrible taste in music and was a nightmare to work with.

>>5428154
Preposterous, I want to live a long and happy life with him!

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post tunes, pls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y75-q6_wQ34

>>5428177

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nyeIXR87c4

>>5428178

Good song

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>>5428177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggWyUEuGcWY

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>>5428170
B-but you like me. R-right bully-kun?

>>5428178
>>5428179
Again senpai? :^)

>>5428177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz6xW7kPIDI

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Who is your African or black husbando?

>>5428087
previous thread: >>5426749

tinychat com/gaygen
tinychat com/gaygenrehab

>>5428188

nice try lad

>>5428192

n/a my weiner is racist

>>5428188
I admit that wasn't the real senpai. I found his tripcode while looking for other things.
I am now christmas senpai.

>>5428200
>>5428201
>>5428188

who what now?

>>5428207
Yooo hoooo the mistletoe!

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>>5428192
no such thing

>>5428201
>tfw not popular enough to have a festive imposter

I want to kill myself. Christmas is so depressing :'[

>>5428159
Cernovich is a fucking loser who's number 1 tip is become a meme-writer and make shekels from advertisement.

http://simpleguyskills.com/bro-known-mike-cernovich/

Read the comments:

"Basically, Cernovich and his wife went to the same law school, where she succeeded and he was a low-ranked loser. She went out into the world and became a power player in IP law and Cernovich was basically her house husband. He lived off her money before the divorce, and he’s been living off that spousal support payout ever since. Funniest part is his recent worldwide trip began right when his ex got remarried to an objectively better man–by all appearances, Cernovich has basically short-circuited over the whole thing and is now live-tweeting his resulting midlife crisis. Sorry, Cernovich, but lifting weights and calling people cuck will never be able to repair your shattered masculinity."

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>>5428215
iktf

at least I have booze

>>5428215
:( Pls don't be sad

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>>5428215

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Just a threadly reminder that Papa Santa will be coming soon. Better make sure your chimney is squeaky clean or you might get a lump of coal in your stocking!

>>5428177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NWYKAXaa6A

>tfw no dancing sadfrog bf

>>5428192

Kele Okereke <3

>>5428218
What a crock of shit. Cernovich is well off and not living off anyone else, and he certainly doesn't suffer of "shattered masculinity".

I can tell you haven't read either dangerandplay.com or Gorilla Mindset.

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>>5428211
>>5428200
Boring

>>5428233
Read the thing, he's well off because of his rich wife and the divorce settlements. By now I guess the advertisement pays well.

Gorilla Mindset isn't bad at all and D&P can be quite entertaining but he is a try-hard.

>>5428236
You do realize that is white facial aesthetics with black skin/hair right....

>>5428245
Well yeah. Western standards of attractiveness revolve around whitey.

That's why so many black girls destroy the fuck outta their hair

>>5428247
What are standards of attractiveness in other cultures? Genuinely curious.

>>5428247
Well if niggers didn't smell so bad that wouldn't happen

Guys, I really absolutely need to know the name of that muscular silver daddy who does really artsy massage videos, where he has nice relaxing music and rubs his whole body across his massage subjects in his preview videos. Without knowing the guy's name, my google searches are just generic silver daddy massage vids.

Please god, I need this.

>>5428250
Probably closer to whatever race is local

Though in many places they're getting more and more westernized anyway

>>5428250
Asia has weird ones historically.

Binding feet
The neck lengthening coils
Caking your skin in white shit and staining your teeth

>>5428250
countries that have been colonized by france, britain, etc usually have beauty standards that conform to white/european ideals desu

>>5428245

>dark person is attractive
>muh white features

The racism meme is played out hun

>>5428250
the japs think whites have ridiculously huge noses and chins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCjxzpSrFP4

>>5428264
>>5428256
>>5428250
>>5428247
>>5428245
Why do so many white people believe they have exclusive rights to certain features? There is no such thing as a white feature, there are merely people who are by proximity perceived as attractive in Eurocentric norms

>>5428254
nevermind, I found it, fucking Bob Patrick
http://www.daddymassage.com/

>>5428256
Or are western standards just what every human being sees as attractive? It's hard to look at this objectively because we all grew up thinking european features are amazing.

>>5428262
Tru. But they also admire high cheek bones etc.

>>5428264
Is there a place that hasn't been invaded by europeans? Maybe some asian countries I guess.

>>5428267
>>5428270
>i don't know what genetics are and the likelihood of x race having y features

>>5428275
Likelihood doesn't mean exclusive right to, nasal passages and shape are a result of climatic adaption not some magical gene found only in Europe.

>>5428270
>there are merely people who are by proximity perceived as attractive in Eurocentric norms
That's precisely what "white features" means. Usually I'd say "European traits" but most people on this board are Americans who are used to say "white".

>>5428226
i love black lips. they remind me of velvet underground.

>>5428283
Saying that a feature aligns with Eurocentric standards of beauty is different from stating someone has European features.

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>>5428270
>>5428275
>>5428283

The funny thing is the oldest group of ppl from africa actually look like a combination of white, asian and black. Supposedly this is what the original humans looked like. So even though these are the original africans the don't have what most would consider a pure african look.

>>5428274
>Is there a place that hasn't been invaded by europeans? Maybe some asian countries I guess.

nah they've pretty much fucked up the entire planet

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>>5428273
>Dad I'm back from college
>Boy, I missed you

>>5428293
Define 'fucked up'. They just did what everyone was doing on a larger scale and far more effective.
So everybody fucked up everything.

>>5428286
Can you fuck off you stupid tranny whore. This place was better without you. Go take your hrt you tranny slut and kill yourself. Im serious fuck off.

>>5428298
Humans are bad people

Chaos route or bust

>>5428292
you've bought into the jewish history books. whites an asians did not come out of africa, they came out of siberia, we are just now finding more and more evidence for parallel evolution. so we are not really related at all.

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>>5428243
halfway through and it's nothing but nitpicking and taking things out of context

my boy Mike didn't do anything wrong

>>5428292
Dude, Khoisan are not genetically or linguistically unified and it's important to recognized they like everyone else have drifted from our common ancestor.

They are no anachronism and also like everyone on the continent have admixture mostly related to Bantu expansion.

>>5428302
OOA is fact, minor archaic hominid ancestry does not refute that.

>>5428306
Nobody gives a shit
Jesus is going to come back anyway

>>5428302
even if that's true I'd rather be African than a filthy slav

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>>5428302
I lost

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>>5428300
irritated, anon? am i triggering your tism?

>>5428303
How has Gorilla Mindset shaped you? Are you a more successful person now?

>>5428312
I hope you get raped you stupid tranny.

>>5428314
Who are you and why are you talking like a shaman?

>>5428306
no, out of africa is a whimsical nineteenth century idea that is dying more and more every day. there is out of africa and out of siberia. Most asians and whites are a mix of homo sapiens sapiens and neanderthal, while africans have no neanderthal in them. many africans today are basically the missing link in human evolution, a bit above australian aboriginals.

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>>5428312
Have you removed penis yet?
Y/N

>>5428314
yes

>>5428317
idk this sounds like something the kkk made up to try and prove they don't have any african ancestry whatsoever to me

>>5428317
I r8 2/8 b8

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>>5428315
i hope you find a cure for your autism m8.

>>5428320
no, penis is still intact, connected, and generally responsive.

>>5428317
All Africans have Neanderthal ancestry and Neanderthal ancestry is not the majority of Eurasian DNA.

Luckily DNA testing confirms these things and only informs OOA, multi regionalism is actually the 19-20th century idea that's been shown to be false. It's cute that you think otherwise though, but yeah. Fact is fact.

>>5428315
I'm just curious about the kind of person who still thinks that nobody would lie on the internet.

>>5428325
You're not welcome here tranny!
This general is for gay MEN.
You're just a roleplaying tranny with a small cock. That's why you turned into a girl because you couldn't handle living with your small penis.

>>5428324
>>5428323
almost none of the haplogroups found in whites and asians can be found in africa or australian aboriginals, but they are found in really old fossils in siberia.
http://bmcevolbiol.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1471-2148-10-25

but yes, scycence is racyss we use to be kings and have magic and shit before whitey took it away.
of course.

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>>5428329
>mfw

>>5428332
Hiding behind pepe how adorable.
You're still a piece of shit trranny that deserves to get killed like every other tranny.

>>5428335
No bully booger pls

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>>5428325
Disappointing news, I hope you get better soon. I'm sure every day living with that thing is a nightmare, what if it spreads to your other organs?
Dicks in your heart.
Dicks in your BRAIN?!?!?!

>>5428337
She's not going to sleep with you bro. Don't defend a tranny.

Actually she might because she's a disgusting tranny piece of shit.

>>5428338
i already have dick on my mind though.

>>5428335
you have issues m8.
get meds pls.

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>>5428335
this

kill tranny

>>5428331
>>5428331
....dude all the Eurasian Haplogroups show clear origin with African haplogroups. They are all a bottleneck of African biodiversity.

Your paper doesn't refute that fact at all.

>>5428341
Sorry that I get a little mad when a tranny invades the one spot where us gay MEN with HONOR can get together and chat about gay issues with other MEN.

>>5428331
you are a silly person anon.

>>5428339
I don't want to sleep with him. I just think he gets enough shit as it is.

>>5428346
holy shit your post made me cringe really hard.

>>5428349
>he

Don't lie to yourself. All trannies deserve it.

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>>5428341
>i already have dick on my mind though
Then it's too late. I'm afraid that all we can do is make your last days on this earth as comfortable as possible, before the inevitable meltdown and suicide.
I suggest hacking off the penis yourself with whatever crude tool you can find. It won't function or look like a vagina, but at least you'll know how it feels to be free.

>>5428346
>honor

Looks like honorfags back

>>5428346
you have some sort of insecurity issue tbqh.

>>5428352
i'll get on that right away

>>5428354
>insecurity issue

Says the tranny

>>5428350
he's just venting, bottom bitches tend to do that every now and then. just let him go at it

also, kill all trannies

>>5428357
not a tranny but you already know that.

>>5428346
>Honourfag is back

Ugh go erp with rugby.

>>5428360
You take hrt...how is that not a tranny...

Just because people like you here doesn't meab you're not a tranny. You changed nothing in your life. The only difference is how you classify yourself tranny.

>>5428362
>bringing in unrelated people
Quit worshipping rugby faggot.

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>>5428354
Godspeed, Boog.

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>yfw masc4masc and a fem invades your "safe space"

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>>5428368
these anons must be pretty masc. whining all the time is a masc trait right? getting upset and emotional is super masc too, i bet. posting on 4chan has to be the most masc thing anyone can do. seems like that's all these masc4masc bros do.

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>>5428364
>Worshiping rugby
Pic related

>>5428368
>mathc4mathc
:^)

>>5428372
>implying im masc

Naw fuck the masc faggots. Im a twink that fucking hates trannies.

>>5428375
lol no wonder you're so angry. you're just insecure about your gender. don't worry anon. you can transition if you really want to. just cut your balls off lol.

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>masc4masc

Those are just fems in the closet

>>5428378
Literally look in the mirror. Do you see a man honestly? Like no anger no bullshit. Do you see a man when you look in the mirror? I honestly cannot consider you a male and nobody else here honestly can either. We talk behind your back about it. Im honestly not even trying to be mean I honestly and many others don't think you're a male.

>>5428383
i see a man.
i get read as male at work and when i go out.
straight male too.
probably more straight passing than you by the look of your insecurities m8.

>>5428338
that is a cute tiny little tumtum

>>5428390
>straight passing

Why do you still get hung up on passing? Why do you care about trying to act straight? You're supposed to be a gay malev who cares about acting straight?

You just come off as a tranny to me mentally and physically. Everyone else agrees with me but they just don't want to say it.

>>5428395
pls don't presume to speak for all of us because you don't

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>>5428395

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>>5428393
It is pretty cute. I'd pat it and use it as a pillow.

>>5428418
The guy next to him is 10x hotter imo.

>>5428418
Don't you think he should gain at least some weight? He looks unhealthy like that.

>>5428395
I disagree with you

All you've been doing is shove your opinion down everyone's throat

Not to mention believing this is a safe space

Why do I get the feeling that you and CChristfag are the same guy?

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>>54284218
Boring.
Middle and far right are qt, but not as qt as the Kleppe.

>>5428427
No.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLGePnklRmyDpHRzEy-d-uu3JOjznUE3Ti&feature=player_embedded&v=f2VL0ye6FG4

>>5428433
Nah he has qt lips and hair

>>5428383
>he doesnt see a man when he looks at trannies

I mean i dont think boog looks like a tranny but to say trannies arent men is fucked up

>just made 8 dollars for jerking off on camera
Damn nobody told me you could make money by having certain fetishes. This is kind of awesome.

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>tfw 60lbs from 3 plate bench

Someday.

>>5428508
>8 dollars

What'd you do it for like 2 minutes?

>tfw made $400 dollaryoos doing it over 3 days

>>5428510
Yeah basically. I wasn't even aware I could get tips, I just wanted to show people my dick.

Guys im bored pls someone talk to me

>>5428513
Does "goodbye" count?

>>5428514
I guess ;__;
I gotta go soon anyway

>>5428512
Lol i did it exclusively for money

If you do it regularly and set up plugins and talk to people and shit, and keep it going for a few hours, give incentives for tips and live shows, you can make top tier bux as an cyber-prostitute

As long as thats what you want. In retrospect i hated it

>>5428519
I had a guy offer to do a private show, but I wasn't too keen on the idea.
I'm definitely going to go e-whoring again some time, but the tips are just icing on the cake really.

>>5428524
You earn a lot more money doing private shows - assuming you're using chaturbate it auto-tips you buy the minute and sometimes they tip you extra on top of that

>>5428528
Yeah, I just didn't really want to deal with that whole deal just yet. I'll have to give it a try sometime though. Fap myself a pizza.

>>5428528
>>5428530
I don't understand the type of people who pay to see someone jack off. Are they all old as fuck guys who can't get any?

>>5428533
Most of them were around mid 30s early 40s. One guy was 55.
I guess maybe it's tough to get laid at that age.

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>>5428533
I'm sure you understand what crippling loneliness is like.

>>5428533
Some of them were older. I actually had one or two women. Presumably some are very shy irl or afraid to ask for some things, idk man, especially with male cams some are bound to be closet fags who are too scared to have gay sex so they pay some little fag on the internet to masturbate for them

>>5428535
>mid 30's early 40's
But that's not even that old. Shit I hope I'm not that desperate at that age.

>>5428536
Every fucking time. Why do you hate me bully-kun?

>>5428539
Hmm yeah you're probably right about them mostly being closeted. Although personally if I was that old and still closeted I'd probably kill myself.

>>5428541
I dunno, meant i could pay my rent that month, thats all that matters to me lol

I guess its good if some others got some sort of enjoyment out of it, wouldnt do it again tho

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>>5428540
I don't hate you, I love you!
Most of the people I legit hate either don't post anymore, or get ignored.

>>5428509
gonna need you to take that shirt off boy

>>5428547
I mean I haven't got a problem with somebody doing that. Just if it was me I'd have to sit back and reevaluate my life after paying a stranger to jerk off for me.

>>5428549
>I don't hate you, I love you!
Clingy as fuck.

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>>5428555
>Clingy as fuck
If only your ex bf had been more clingy.

>>5428555
Yeah. Even desperation aside i'd feel guilty knowing they probably don't particularly want to

Unless i guess if they do, some people enjoy it. Idk

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>>5428556
I'm picturing that shit eating grin again.

>>5428560
Yeah I know some people that cam do genuinely enjoy doing it although I imagine those are the minority.

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it's so cold I just want to cuddle someone

>>5428087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeaAvNj1DHA
lol sexy

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>>5428568
If that makes you happy, I don't mind.

I'm going to sleep now though, got a long drive back home tomorrow for Aussie Christmas.
Only 1 day, 23 hours and 43 minute to go.
Nighty night.

>>5428593
I'm never happy apparently.

Merry Christmas.

>>5428560
I think most camwhores enjoy it, or enjoy the attention at least.

>>5428580
Iktf bb. If it gets any colder, I'm going to have to give up on walking around the house naked.

>>5428524
How do i do it pls?
I make like 450 dollars a month i wanna e whore

>>5428600
You never posted your bum yesterday. I am very dissapoint

>>5428615
>I am very dissapoint
Lol, Once you see it you'll be dissapoint too.

did you get molested as a kid?

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>>5428619


>>5428627
>implying I was a good enough looking kid to get molested.
Mad jelly to be honest.

>>5428619
Fine. Be like that. I didn't want to see it anyway.

>>5428627
No.

>>5428632
Nvm what I said earlier. That is glorious. Your thighs are so touchable.

>>5428632
So you skip leg day? :^)

>>5428627
No, but having Asian parents meant I was slapped too much and expected to be academically the best.

Thanks for the stressful childhood Anne <3

>>5428627
No im naturally this disturbed
>>5428600
I guess, i hated it. Felt scummy and tiring, actually kinda made me feel more self conscious and like it was the only thing i was good for since i couldnt get a job at the time

Bretty gross desu senpai. If you want to do it, that's up to you, but if you have doubts or you're doing it for the money then i'd say reconsider

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I want a boyfriend

>>5428655
Don't we all

>>5428655
iktf

>tfw nobody to spoil for christmas

>>5428655
where you at bb

I'll fuck you if you can host

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>>5428661
>>5428655
>wanting a boyfriend
>not a cute 2D Firion

>>5428655

me too

>>5428632

nice quads but no glutes. maybe you should start squatting lowbar + working in some glute bridges?

>>5428652

tbf that kind of stress inducing tactic is a gamble more than anything else

i had a mental breakdown at 16, BUT i am now in a top university with great career prospects. so i guess they took a chance and it didnt pay off with you - doesnt mean they were bad parents

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>>5428655
I want a girlfriend

>>5428667
Why not both?

>>5428668
I had the last laugh however. I got into the uks 2nd best university and did a meme degree :^)

But seriously, I don't like it when parents stress their children to not make the same mistakes as them. I'd have preferred to have made the mistakes and then learnt from them

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>>5428675
Because you'd be cheating on Firion, and that's not Christian.

>>5428672
Stop

>>5428672
>Breeder
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>5428677

Are you a cambridgebro too?
What did you study?

>>5428632
It looks like your legs are on backwards

>>5428692
Soz b. I was an Oxonian. I studied the memetastic combination of German and Turkish

>>5428699

what field do you work in?
where do you wanna be in 10 years?

>>5428678
He can be my bf

>>5428703
I'm a translator and interpreter. Currently I'm translating a doctors letter from English to Turkish. So I should be logging off and actually focusing on work.

I dont really know about the future. All I know is that I will have given up my hedonistic/clubbing/cruising lifestyle and live with my loving boyfriend (hopefully husband by then) and enjoy the gay death

>tfw boring but qt guy who was talking to you opens up more
>tfw actually think he's pretty funny and charismatic now
>tfw now flirting and messaging each other constantly

Maybe?

>>5428725
>>5428725
Do it faggot

>>5428725
Ask him out before he gets bored.

>>5428730
Do what?

>>5428733
Maybe I will. I'm off work all next week so I'll be free. I might see if he makes the first move though.

>>5428736
>I might see if he makes the first move though.
be careful tho. If it took him a while to open up he's probably shy, and he's probably waiting for you to do the first move. Especially if you're messaging each other constantly

>>5428753
Nah he seems pretty keen. It's more likely I'll get bored of him first I usually do.

>>5428655
>tfw no chubby bf to keep me warm this winter

What are you listening to /gaygen/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ompkCOEOuA

>>5428769
As Gandhi said: be the chub you want to be in the world

>>5428655
boys are trash and not worth it
be your own bf

>>5428827
my mother is watching some old arnold schwarzenegger movie in the other room

>>5428827
My tulpa

>>5428855
You have shit taste in men if you think all guys are trash. Or maybe you're just the problem f a m

>>5428855

is it that christmas one?

>>5428908
no it's some spy one i think, they strapped him to a chair and injected him with something and like he picked out a woman he wanted to fuck? then the next scene he was screaming about his cover being broken
it didn't make much sense

>>5428895
or maybe you should suckle on my prolapsed anus

>>5428913
2catty4me mate.

>>5428913
Total recall

>>5428922
neat
i think the only one of his movies i've actually seen is kindergarten cop

>>5428919
you started it!

>>5428924
Who's your daddy and what does he do?

>>5428913

TOTAL RECALL

ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAV FILMS
go watch it with her, you wont regret

>>5428930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo
this is literally the only thing i remember from the movie at all

>>5428939
it's been on for a while now, maybe i'll catch it another time

>>5428942
Watch the remake
It's better :^)

>>5428913
is that the one in which they are in mars?

>>5428924
I wasn't catty. Just giving my opinion on your generalization. Personal experience isn't always universal.

>>5428992
>Personal experience isn't always universal.
that's a generalization

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Anyone else really hates packing?

Fuck, i need to pack clothes to head back home for Xmas and i keep putting it off for the last 4 hours.

>>5429006
It's specifically not though. I specifically made the statement conditional.

>>5429012
I love it, actually. But I'm a bit OCD so making lists of what I need and organizing things so they fit best in my bag or suitcase are like a party for me.

>you will never take a ripe duce on a twink's cute face, and rub it in with your hands chanting Satanic verses, as you sacrifice him to Belphegor, the shitting prince of hell

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>>5429029
>tfw no slightly ocd bf to organize your messy apartment

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>>5429036
>tfw Satan will never rape you to death

>>5429036

>tfw no alcoholic verbally abusive bf to dominate you in the bedroom and to cuddle when he passes out drunk

Why even live?

>>5429070
so you can stuff ur face full of junk food and play japanese video games you pathetic freak

>>5429041
eh, judging by previous experiences I think it becomes annoying after a while :c

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>>5429073

tfw no qttwinkbf to get arrested for domestic violence for when the neighbors overhear him getting beat n call the police

>>5429088
t-tfw no bf who gets absurdly angry when I burn his dinner...

>>5429096
i could be the cause for that 'oh my eye? i fell down the stairs.' story, anon.

>>5428992
and now i'm generalizing that you need to personally experience licking my hairy taint
just my opinion

>>5429036
not with that attitude you won't
have a little faith in yourself anon, you can do it

>>5429109
>I mean he's really sweet otherwise... I just do stupid things that get him angry sometimes. It's not really his fault... he's just under a lot of stress

>tfw ill
>absolutely disgusting.png
>tfw qt NOW wants me to come over after him canceling on me like three times
F U C K E V E R Y T H I N G

>>5429126
get him sick

>>5429126
tell him you're sick
maybe he'll go to take care of you <3

>>5429123
I've actually heard this line from a guy i know.

His bf used to slap him or something.

>uglies keep on hitting me up in grindr
I know I'm cute but damn

>>5429150
Well, it's a pretty standard line, along with
>look what you made me do!
from the other half

>>5429123
>i'm sorry babe i didnt mean to hurt you, but you can't do that kind of stuff and expect me NOT to hit you, you know how i get.

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>>5429115
Sure.

>>5429139
only not seeing him out of embarrassment i dont want to snot on his cock or something equally cringey
>>5429143
i told him i had a sore-throat..and he messaged me back saying he 'knew of a cure for that ;) ;)'
our relationship isnt like that yet haha

>>5429155
Sounds like your own fault that you're attracting fugly betas.

>>5429163
>i'm sorry
nah you ruined it. You're not supposed to feel regret. You should say something like

>You know I don't want to hurt you but you really get on my nerves sometimes

and then try to make me feel guilty telling me you don't expect that much from you and reminding me of that one nice thing you did for me long ago that wasn't really a big deal but you make it sound like it was.

...

Holy fuck, what did I just type? I need to get off the internet for a while. I'll go take a nap now.

>>5429176
>saying he 'knew of a cure for that ;) ;)'
cringe.jpg
do people talk like this unironically?

>>5429096
>>5429163
This kind of shit cracks me up..
I have this friend and he's like me in the sense that he likes to fuck with people. We'd be in public and I'd pretend to threaten him with violence like the "other time" and he'd be like " I'm sorry sir it was my fault and it will never happen again" we'd see the reactions and look on everyone's face and just start laughing

>>5429194
thanks anon, I guess i'm abit rusty at beating the shit out of my partner and properly managing fallout.

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>>5428331
>almost none of the haplogroups found in whites and asians can be found in africa
so why is the whitest haplogroup found in africa? whatever you say, bud

>>5429203
uhm pretty sure you have jked in basically the exact same way with me before..?
stop being jealous lol

>>5429139
bug chaser pls

>>5429231
whoops

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>have a bill at school that financial aid doesn't fully cover
>can't pay out of pocket
>less than 3 weeks left to pay it before due date
>probably can't get a scholarship to pay for it
>a loan would probably take too long to pay for it
>tfw I may have to drop out of school for a semester
>tfw school is literally the only thing thats stopping me from killing myself
Seriously. If I have to drop out I think I'm going to off myself.

>>5429239
prostitute yourself to make the money

>>5429239
same, only difference is I probably wont offmyself and I have till next fall.

>>5429243
What little shred of dignity I have will not be casually thrown away as others like to do in this thread.

How many of you have jerked off and showed your butt on skype for Senpai?

>buttslut
>rugby
>sludge

>>5429249
>as others like to do in this thread.
haha I know of at least two former/current prostitutes itt

>>5429126

Have you heard about Jesus? He can heal you of your illness if you just believe.

>>5429259
Jesus was a slut

>>5429254
the preferred nomenclature is male escort, prostitute sounds so.. trashy.

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>>5429237
>mfw
>>5429253
lol no thats fucking gay

>>5429265
Making a fancy name for it doesn't make it any less trashy.

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>>5429266
>mfw yfw

>>5429265
better than hooker though, amirite?

>>5429277
true. though I personally believe these gentlemen of the night deserve the proper respect. After all it's just business yadig?

fucking namefags

>>5429289

>>5429289
ikr

>>5429289
cancer t b h

i dont even know why i keep bothering coming to this place
you are all very sad people if you have to get special attention on an anonymous imageboard
why dont you all just add eachother on facebook you stupid attentionwhores

>>5429289
id fuck niq, hitler, and 5652

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>being non-hetereonormative
>ever
absolutelydegenerate.bmp
fem4fem counts as hetereonormative btw
>>5429277
>yfw mfw yfw mfw

>>5429301
Because this place is a hugbox and a echo chamber which generates positive reinforcement for these types of people.
That's the draw for them to keep coming back here.

>>5429303
>being into fems
me too if they werent such annoying cunts

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>>5429301
>>5429307
>these posts will drown in the sea of namefags circlejerking each other

>>5429309
hitler and niq have alright personalities minus their shitposting
id probably still hate fuck 5652

>>5429307
that's a good point you have there anon, i agree
>>5429313
PLS GIB ME ATTENTION

>>5428087
Who the fuck wears a shirt that says "supreme" or "illest"? What is it with the younger millennials and clothing that has these self-congratulatory superlatives on them? Like ... are those words just meaningless to them and they're just wearing it to follow a trend (nothing wrong with that) or do they actually, while shopping, see these shirts and think "Yes, I am the illest. I should buy this so everyone can know I think this".

WTF, honestly. I'm narcissistic as fuck and even I wouldn't be THAT obvious about it.

>>5429303
same to be fair family not going to lie to be very honest with you
>>5429301
>>5429307
>>5429313
but really tho why would you browse a general thread made for the explicit purpose of socialising with other gay people and then be anonymous like a pussy

>>5428627
I got raped by hippies when I was 13...

Does that count?

>>5429319
no, they should just kill themselves

>>5429332
p rude tbqh

you're a fucking retard, im not even going to quote you

>hurr omg u eat your country 4 Christmas XD
>lol do you go to Turkey to pick up your Turkey
>:3 I hear Turkey in Turkish is Hindi. Do you eat Hindu people for Christmas?

I just want this shitty holiday to be done with so you ugly white people finally shut up. I've had these comments said to me fucking 4 times today by various people and this is only today. Every fucking Christmas it's the fucking same :(

>>5429337
@ me ho

>>5429337
Save your indirects for Twitter you queen

>>5429360
put your name back on

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watched this cute gay movie yesterday and now im sad bc i'm 21 and still kissless and boyfriendless

everyone should watch this though
it's really heart-warming ^_^

>>5429384
okay

>>5429412
hehe :)

>>5429384
Looks gay tbqh

>>5429417
they mention frottage at one point so its pretty gay

>>5429253
how dare you accuse me of such filth

>>5429254
dish

>>5429417
welcome back

>>5429428
dont you look like a trailer trash meth addict?

>>5429345
That sucks, it's like saying Luke Skywalker jokes to someone named Luke >>5429384
"Refreshingly spunky" I bet it is

>>5429345
how are white people this dumb living in london tho
>implying white people even live in london
>implying sharia patrols even allow christmas

>>5429428
>dish
no
it wouldn't really come as much of a surprise though

>>5429435
hahaha

>>5429435
the preferred term is low income chemical dependent, you bigot

>>5429441

>white people

The proper term is Caucasian, you racist muslim asshole!

>>5429456
>proper term is caucasian
what is this, 1995?

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Fröhliche Weihnachten!

>>5429456

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkrHYHqChlI

>>5429436
its actually very unusual for a gay film

you should watch it irish :)

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jynx is a samefagging asshole + attentionwhore and i want him to leave

>>5429463
nazi

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>>5429456
>implying

Is a 2 inch diameter (6 inches circumference) dick too thick for most bottoms?

>>5429466
I might get around to it

>>5429441
There are bare retarded people here. Every time I go to Tottenham to visit my mother i get reminded of the chavvy nature of my childhood

>>5429506
Did you use a vernier calliper to measure your penis lmao

>>5429506

[boypussy quivering intensifies]

>>5429467
Lmao I just saw this

Darling. The truth is: you're the attention whore. Any sane person who dislikes my posts both here and on /hm/ would have filtered me by now. But you havnt. And you continuously keep calling me out for being a twat. When in fact you are the twat. You are the one who wants the attention. You are the one who loves the attention.

So either fucking filter me or stop fucking complaining you piece of shit.

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>>5429309
>>5429303
>>5429319
>>5429325
thanks senpaitachi

new one
>>5429551
>>5429551
>>5429551
>>5429551
>>5429551