Old thread: >>5425814
Why haven't you made a musclepanda your pup yet?
I wish I had an internet boyfriend.
;___; because there are like none here
only fem asian twinks
>>5426752
yes
>>5426749
first for sickining
>a pair of twinks lift their shirts
>now it's your turn
What do they see?
>>5426759
>live in basically asian land of canada
>no pandas
life must be suffering
>>5426768
a very flat, skinny stomach
>>5426768
Millions of tactical bees, moments before their swift but painful death
>>5426759
Getting wrecked is exactly what DIDN'T happened because people are fucking morons.
>asians
Pic related
>>5426768
Rolls of fat.
>>5426780
>Getting wrecked is exactly what DIDN'T happened because people are fucking morons.
You get cock blocked?
>>5426769
It hurts
>>5426780
Poor bb
>>5426792
why do you still mark out your tat? we've all seen it at this point
>>5426749
I want qt kebab bf :3
>>5426797
It's an older pic.
>>5426810
It's your asian half-brother
>>5426810
its you :3d
>>5426792
I'll green text it after I put clothes on
>tfw ambiguous ethnicity
>>5426822
>after I put clothes on
Jeez. It must be even worse then I thought.
>>5426713
green txt frist time pls
>>5426844
lmaoooo
>>5426824
What are you then, white or asian?
>>5426885
thug baby
>>5426885
cuckmate
>>5426837
Not THAT bad, I was taking a shower
>pic related guest appearance by my showercap.
>>5426875
just the same fucktard facial expression
+ why does rugby think looking like he bought his entire wardrobe from primark in 2010 = hipster
>>5426768
a pudgy hairy mess ;_;
>>5426902
post pudge
>>5426900
Lol, I'm pretty sure I can see balls there.
>>5426900
Slut
>>5426908
n-no...
>>5426909
>£2.50
yeah it shows bruv
i thought your mummy and daddy was rich or something? lol scabby cunt
>>5426900
this is a christian general
>>5426914
>>5426918
I had to crop the balls out because I don't want to get banned lol
>>5426951
Fuck jesus
>>5426962
y-you can imgur the original
>>5426951
praise he, and all his glory
>>5426875
that asian faggot is more built than rugby kek
>those DYEL shoulders
>>5426962
that's a nice boob
damn my legs are sore
>>5426967
enjoy
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5426749/#q5426900
>>5426990
Leg day? Or bedroom cardio?
>>5426862
I don't know how much detail I'd be willing to go into, but it was bretty great. We were hanging out playing games and watching anime and he just kind of jumped me.
He's staying over tomorrow. Our puppies are going to have a play date, too. :3
>>5427006
it's a quarter to four, go to bed big guy.
>>5426637
>the only reason hitler hasnt literally married himself is it's not legal
I mean...
When will I get the freedom to truly be with the one I love?
>>5427006
salty>>>>scabby
>>5427026
hitler rights now
>>5427026
Do you ever get annoyed when you hit ctrl f hitler and find out the thread isn't about you but your names everywhere?
>>5427017
I thought he was underage
>>5427026
didn't dennis rodman marry himself?
>tfw sub sex fantasies start lasting after you cum
>tfw want to be a servant/pool boy/waiter after cum
>tfw /pol/ af but want to be property
;_;
>>5427017
I knew what it was and I clicked it anyway
>>5427008
bedroom cardio, don't listen to rugby, he's a disgusting bearded failure of a human -- complete loser!
>>5427051
don't judge me by a series of pics i took spontaneously for a random on the internet two years ago
>>5427045
still looking for that panties picture tbqh
>>5427056
Post new pics then. :3
>>5427060
Don't pretend like you have a stance to attack anyone. Ugly in the face, ugly personality, get a life!
>>5427065
i'll see if i can dig anything flattering up
>>5427046
>tfw horniness doesn't go away after cumming
it's starting to get scary.
>>5426796
is there more of him? I need more of that tummy
>>5427074
it's not just sexual desu
like i'll cum good but still want to below the guy i'm thinking about
>>5427073
yep, he declared himself bisexual and married himself. so it's legal, just go ahead and set a date. gg better be invited tho.
>>5427021
what kind of puppers do y'all have?
>>5427090
Rugby is a really nice person. He really is. Simply put, he's only attacking me because he's a failure of a person, very unattractive.
>>5427095
>tfw not somebody's puppy
I just want to be told what a good boy I am :c
>>5427082
he has a tumblr but i've honestly forgotten what it was
>>5427101
I keep reading your posts in Donald Trumps voice
I can't tell if you are doing that on purpose or if im just too high.
>>5427112
How much of a tubby tubberson are you now?
>>5427060
>fat-ass trying to give me dietary advice
lol
>>5427062
I saw it on there, it wasn't posted with my trip on. It's from a few years ago
>>5427121
I'm not tubby, I'm just gaining mass!
>>5427107
>tfw no puppy
>>5427145
Fat mac level? daaang
>>5426800
post face first
>>5427157
NO >:v
Im just hitting pudgy town, hoping to visit Twunk-ville one day before getting off at handsome street.
>>5427109
what good are you
>>5427173
Nice. Height and weight? We can be bulk buddies.
>>5427173
>Nozzy when he visits twinkville
>>5427174
I'm good at being cute :3c
>>5427187
5'9" 180 lbs of FM (future muscle)
>>5427199
I'm 5'9 203 bb
Post body
>>5427189
mfw reading your baka words
>>5427205
>>5427209
I'm a mess rn 2beehonest familia
bed head, haven't shaved, I'm on vacation and just loving my bed.
>>5427199
how do you breathe? im 6'0 175 atm n feel retarded fat. though im generally 150
>>5427223
I put pockets of air in the food I eat ^_^
>>5426768
Fat, Hair, and some serious scars.
>>5427223
>im 6'0 175
damn nigga u packin on them pounds
>>5427220
even better
>>5427199
more like Fat Mass
>>5427241
struggle is real mang
All this talk is really setting off my weight gain fetish.
>>5427256
Good
How many of you guys here have daddy issues?
I know I do for a fact.
>>5427234
innovative, like your style kid.
>>5427270
I lika the older men, but great relation with my pappy
>>5427270
Nope, but I like to bully my dad.
Lol bulking is for tards.
>>5427248
stop eating then
going to the british museum to see John Dee's scrying mirror today.
>>5427276
What kind of guys does brozzy go for?
>>5427270
I have a great relationship with my dad, I probably have some mommy issues though.
>>5427285
ILL EAT UR GODDAMN FACE?!
nah its just the holiday bullshit. ill go back to my normal fluxations of starvation, non starving after.
>>5427285
Good advice.
I need to also do this.
>>5427287
Idk but saw him making out with this one faggy looking guy at a gar once. Guess he likes them little feminine, but not overboard with it.
Sadly he does not share my love of daddies.
hi
i am from uruguay
>>5427223
Lol. It gets worse. I remember being 210 at 6'2ish.
Tying my shoes was a pain. lol
>>5427253
>That's how much I weigh
When? First thing in the morning? After a big meal? After a big shit? Naked? Properly hydrated? Even where you stand on the scale can change the reading. + or - 5lbs is a normal weight fluctuation range.
>>5427300
What a lame-o
>>5427297
I'd like to think it was holiday bs for me but actually it's the company I keep and how I let them affect me.
>>5427283
>current year
>not liking Always Sunny
>meme arrows
You disgust me.
>>5427270
I have bad daddy issues. I also have a daddy fetish. What the fuck is wrong with me.
Why isnt anal enjoyable for me? It just feels slightly uncomfortable
>>5427306
why are you such a tease?
fuck you
>>5427303
hola
como estan tus vacas
>>5427306
Hohoho. Plumping up nicely, I see.
Looks like meat's on the menu this Christmas, boys.
>>5427310
my metabolism is bretty okay, ill literally not eat anything for like 4 days n drop 20 lbs. its kinda dumb idk
>>5427323
i am not though
i am bi
>>5427316
Nothing, dad fetish is best fetish
>>5427324
You need more practice and to get your ass eaten
hmu for help if u qt
>>5427325
ann-chan couldn't be less of a tease if he tried lol
he's the sluttiest slut that every slutted it up on here
>>5427327
my grandma is good, thanks for asking
>>5427247
>Chow/Lab mix
my uncle's got one. he's fucking crazy. his favorite toy is a tire.
>>5427328
meme me a meme.
>>5427328
No such luck. That pic is from my last bulk. I've got 15 more pounds before I hit that weight.
>>5427341
>he's the sluttiest slut that every slutted it up on here
Lol, I feel honored somehow.
>>5427342
no mames wey
>>5427303
por q estas publicando eso?
>>5427357
You should
post bp to celebrate
>>5427350
I don't know how.
>>5427351
I thought your breasts looked a little modest compared to your recent pictures.
Still, keep going. My oven's big enough to fit a large ox, so don't worry about over doing it.
>>5427354
I want an older guy, but if I had to introduce him to my family, that would really not go well.
I just want a qt daddy to treat me like his son and snuggle with me.
>>5427366
>no bulking bf to alternate between rubbing his tummy and jerking him off while I stuff food in his mouth
>>5427306
I weigh myself every night. I know about weight fluctuations buddy. Three nights in a row, 203 and my weight usually shifts one or two pounds.
>>5427372
fuck i_i
>>5427326
My mom has been a histrionic, tyrant at times and I'm pretty sure she has heavy OCD. One of the only sex talks she had with me was how she would accept everything about me, except if it turned out I was ever gay - this at a time when I was bullied for being gay.
My dad is bro tier and has worked hard all his life to give me whatever I wanted. We have weekly long walks and I'm one of the few, if the only, person he can confide in.
i fucking hate alexander i of russia
>>5427331
See, I need to do a 4 day fast. It's been ages.
>>5427386
But hes the best.
>>5427357
>finally someone here is a bigger slut than me
>>5427357
>talking to a biscum
you are such a letdown
>>5427400
He's just a pretend slut, you're a legit venereal disease infested shitpit.
>>5427395
he was pretty funny desu
a bipolar christian who couldnt decide whether he was an absolutist or a liberal
i like how he staged his death and ran away to siberia
good news for sluts
>Martin Shkreli Says Drug-Price Hikes Led to Arrest
>Former pharmaceutical executive says he was targeted for much-criticized price increases and over-the-top public persona
http://www.wsj.com/articles/martin-shkreli-says-drug-price-hikes-led-to-arrest-1450671884
>tfw i found out my dad uses viagra
>tfw i found out he keeps three condoms and the viagra in his suitcase and he's definitely cheating on my mom
>>5427442
>he's definitely cheating on my mom
get in on that, man
Who are the sluts here?
>>5427420
Good place for a holiday.
>>5427422
Shkreli being a cartoonish villain "getting his" seemed suspect to me, like he's some kind of scapegoat for the masses to point at while someone else conducts evil as usual.
That said, my ~totally nutty~ suspicions aside, I have no trouble believing that he was arrested for fraud against rich guys (and being an idiot about it) rather than some dickish (but legal) thing he did. But he's right that being ridiculously high profile didn't help him to not get caught.
>>5427454
we're all sluts, on the inside
>tfw just finished lifting
>going to drink a 40 as an after lift snack
>>5427473
Oh. I thought you were a feeder. Kinda disappoint desu.
5427483
>i told him to fuck off.
Was he what you were talking about earlier?
You still haven't posted green text story.
>>5427483
Tch, thwarted again. I spent months saving up for that poz assassin. Had to buy a hammer too, just to smash my piggy bank open.
I'll defeat you one of these days, Moor.
>>5427454
I like to think of myself as a reformed slut. I had a 6-month period about two years ago when I was very promiscuous and had often-unprotected sex with at least one new guy every week. But now I just have a married couple who I fuck regularly (separately and together) and occasionally have sex with other dudes.
Looking back it was clearly just me self-destructing as my depression got worse and worse and I stopped caring about myself and my health and safety. I ended up getting better after a failed suicide attempt and now have a much healthier relationship with sex. I still don't understand how I managed to avoid contracting a single STD, but I guess luck was on my side.
>>5427501
fashion skeletor
>>5427492
S-sorry to disappoint
>>5427501
He's the man I want to spend the rest of my life with.
For now.
>he looks that homo from ff8
But there are so many homos in that game.
>masc4masc is master race
>i am straight but once in a while I partake in transexuals and fembois
hey wiz, why are you spamming all of the sudden?
>bareback is degenerate
how white are you, /gaygen/?
blonde hair and green eyes guy reporting in
> I'm not a fag, I don't cuddle afterwards
>>5427574
I'm argentinian (whiter than you)
>>5427574
brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin
I'm half Italian and the other half is a mashup of various countries in northern/western Europe
>>5427574
brown skin black eyes represent
>>5427574
Green eyes are the bestest.
>I'm a top, but people will make fun of me for my tiny 5 inch penis
>>5427574
I'm so white, cops let me off with a warning whenever they pull me over.
>>5427587
Same. But it's not really a mix up, just filthy potato niggers.
My only hope is to find qt Scandinavian bf.
>>5427574
i am so white everyone thinks i am asian
so not very white
who knew my attractive neighbor was also gay and on grindr. what an experience.
>>5427592
I wouldn't call 5" tiny. And the best sex of my life was bottoming for a guy with a dick about that size (I didn't have a ruler, just estimating in comparison to mine).
>>5427497
you won't do shit bitch except post pictures of your skeleton.
>>5427492
>be talking to two guys on grindr
>both want to hook up
>choose the one thats closer because driving sucks
>"can i come now?"
>"yeah come on over"
>tell him i only play safe
>"of course i have condoms"
>drive the 15 minutes to his place
>start getting down and dirty
>get ready to fuck
>"sit on it"
>grab a condom
>tells me he doesnt have any and that i should sit on it anyway
>not happening dude
>come on just the tip
>in your dreams buddy
>wtf why'd you come over if you don't want to fuck
>you lied about the condoms so I'm leaving now.
>tell him he should buy condoms or he can get sick then walk out the door
>went home and jerked off
I had condoms in my truck, but he had me come to his place over false pretenses so I didn't mention the condoms at all.
I'm going to change the profile of my grindr and scruff tonight. I'm going to sounds bitchy ass possible to scare away all the morons. I'm going to be a straight dom magnet.
>>5427617
Post eyes.
I want an anon to e-stalk.
>>5427617
Booger?
I think nearly every trip has a few anons that love them.
>>5427625
If you don't watch that mouth of yours, I'll be posting your skeleton.
>>5427617
>tfw ignored
>>5427648
hahahahaha jfmsu
>>5427657
You're just mad that you don't have any anons that stalk you
>>5427657
here's a (You)
don't feel bad, you simply posted after I responded to all those other guys
>>5427679
And you're like a well of positivity, if you catch my drift.
>>5427693
>Bully-kun is deathly in love with me
I-IDIOT! What are you saying all of a sudden?
Getting the wrong idea like that..
Hmph.
>>5427679
>Post naked pics for attention.
he's way ahead of you ; ^ )
>>5427712
Aww are you actually lonely right now?
>>5427678
Express your love through booty pics qt. :3
>>5427693
You said dom. lol. I thought you might be doing the BDSM thing.
>>5427712
what you drinking?
I'm going through a case of A. Le Coq myself atm
>>5427719
slightly more flattering, pretty ok pic of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjLBWJutzEI
>>5427719
>bdsm
yup, this is what my profile says
>tite: Musclepup
>about me: I don't have time for bullshit. I'm aggressive and difficult to deal with. I'm looking for in-shape dom tops and daddies. Someone aggressive and rough around the edges. I prefer repeat offenders over one time things. I need a man to make me submit to him.
>>5427739
you have a large skull
Ridiculous fetishist, complete cuckold, demanding that someone make you submit -- how can you call yourself a man? Complete failure of a man, waste of a y-chromosome!
>>5427709
blocked + deleted
..i trusted u...
>>5427709
ye fampai
>>5427729
scrumpy jack lol
>>5427739
Jack Griffo?
>>5427750
Gross. Enjoy your AIDS.
>>5427757
>>5427763
This.
>>5427760
If my eyes were closer together, that dream would be realized
>>5427709
>censored
what is this, anime?
>>5427773
Thanks
>>5427779
>hitler being a bro despite killing so many trillions of innocent little joos
respect
>>5427709
>having 5652 on skype
>wanting 5652s nudes
Gross.
>>5427719
I'm too embarrassed you can have a chest pic.
hey /gaygen/, do you freeball?
>>5427773
with a profile like that I will get very little replies. It's a great way to filter out all the pieces of shit.
If i really want to get laid I'll seek out a top with aggression then top from the bottom.
Hopefully a decent top will find me.
>>5427794
you mean going commando?
>>5427794
I do, I was doing it all day today.
>>5427794
>mutilated
ew gross
clean shaven, scruff or full beard?
>>5427816
Clean shaven
I look weird with a beard
>>5427794
No, especially not with pants that have a zip fly. My cousin got his dick caught in a zipper and had to get a circumcision because of it.
>>5427816
van dyke
>>5427816
scruff
>>5427794
All the time. Although, I try not to at the gym. It can be kinda distracting.
>>5427803
Sounds like a solid plan.
>>5427816
clean shaven / scruff
beards are completely over in 2015 and anyone who wears one is likely to be a raging wish-i-lived-in-shoreditch dickhead or just genuinely ugly and trying to hide it with a very convenient trend.
>>5427816
I can't grow facial hair worth having, not even scruff, but I love a man with a full beard
>>5427827
>solid plan
it is, now send me your asshole
>>5427831
oh i thought we were talking about preferences for other peoples facial hair
i hate having any hair on my face
In spite of him being a massive liar I'm not sure he's going to talk to me anymore...and that worries me.
:-(
>Get alled stocky by people
>Not quite sure I know what it means
>Apparently it's like a "rugby body"
>>5427805
Sorry, nothing else public.
As much as I love that you're a slut it's just not me.
>>5427851
>cryptic bullshit
fuck off
>>5427854
it means you're fat
hit the treadmill fatty
I drink liquor and I get sad
I was born a white, American, male but of course I'm gay which just ruins the whole thing
woo self pitty
>>5427854
we have a trip here literally called rugby
doesnt take a genius to figure out you are a fat fuck
http://strawpoll.me/6334480
>>5427854
stocky is used to describe bodies ranging from musclefat to "you're overweight and I don't want to hurt your feelings" so I'd suggest you go take a look in the mirror and figure it out for yourself
>>5427851
you forgot a song lyric in your blog post, teen girl
>>5427867
>only those five to choose
Poll: most attractive trip?
http://strawpoll.me/6334480
>>5427867
>SlotMachine
>the cuter of those two who are/were? a couple
This is my first time in gaygen in a long time...
A few nights ago an anon mentioned the Tudors. Thanks for that, I finally started watching it. I'm two episodes in and its good.
>>5427871
>lol i don't remember agreeing to anything
>>5427874
>doesn't include pics
How am I supposed to judge the new tripfags of the month?
>>5427879
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is so fucking attractive.
Have you seen Velvet Goldmine?
Good bye, see you next year.
>>5427888
>jrm is attractive
thats for damn fucking sure and no I haven't seen that movie. I looked it up on imdb and I'll probably try to find it on put locker.
Also I found out today that he played Dracula on a new tv series, but it was canceled after one season.
>>5427574
>dirty blonde hair
Or so I've been repeatedly told, I think it's brown
>green eyes
Kind of dark could be considered dark blue or grey
>super white skin
couldn't get a tan if I wanted to
>tfw approaching PRIME shitposting time
>>5427923
do you get that thing when you're hair changes it's color depending on the time of year?
my hair turns into blonde in the summer but I'm brown during the winter
I'd probably be all white hair if I lived near the equator
>>5427854
it means post a picture of your tummy here
>>5427950
You drive a hard bargain with facial hair anon. What do you have on your face?
>>5427956
clean shaven. I think facial hair looks gross the majority of the time, I really just do not like it.
>>5427962
are you a twink?
>>5427930
>someone actually taking my advice
It's good advice also lol
thoughts?
>>5427967
I don't think skinnyfat qualifies as being a twink, so no.
>>5427982
>Tfw no gently boring bf
>>5427982
I take offense at being called gently boring.
>>5427984
skinnyfat is the perfect template for twinkdom. do it to it anon
>twinkreich
thats for damn sure..assuming were going by the porn
>>5427995
unfortunately I don't have the self control to starve myself down to twink size, but I'm working on it
>mfw the new star wars
Was actually pretty coo.
>>5427993
Be my bf.
>>5427993
>mfw known for mosquitoes
>mfw united kuckdom gets saunas
it's an altogether shit map
>>5428011
I'm an average manlet and not at all like your modelfu I'm afraid.
>>5428024
just touch me
>>5428027
love me
>>5428031
fuck me you slut
>>5428027
Why don't you come over here, plenty of your countrymen studying here and working as bartenders.
>>5428036
OH SLUT!
interesting...
chaturbate com
doublestr8trouble
>>5428040
I'm as pure as snow.
>>5428036
>Why don't you come over here
Why don't you fuck me you fuck you fuck me slut
>>5428041
>tfw no muscular daddy to fuck me into submission
it just isn't fair..makes me sad
>>5428056
>tfw no muscular daddy to ride me into submission with his muscular daddybussy
>tfw you haven't seen your daddy bf in two weeks
>tfw both of you are hella horny
>hes had to rub several out to cope
Fuck.. when I see him after Christmas I'm going to ride his fat cock so hard.
>>5428067
NO DADDY USES HIS SKILLFUL BUSSY TO MAKE YOU CUM IN FIVE MINUTES AND THEN GETS YOU HARD AGAIN BECAUSE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR DICK
>>5428067
>50s
>white
>blue eyes blonde
>6', 209lbs
>musclefat mix
>right amount of hair for me
He can carry me on one shoulder. I love being short and slim.
>>5428067
also look who i found
https://www.instagram.com/niks_shape_up/
>>5428086
FIGHT ME BITCH