/mtfg/ - knitting a sweater for your baby edition

>>5421053
look, i am your mother

http://strawpoll.me/6321316
http://strawpoll.me/6321316
http://strawpoll.me/6321316

1st for happy thoughts

Wish I learned how to knit/sew as a kid. My mom and sisters tried to teach me but my dad put a stop to that fast.

>>5421064
imit

nth for why does straight alcohol taste so much better when it's bellow 0C?

>>5421062
cmon anon, you can do better than that

>>5421063
Can there be a "I really don't mind Kayla and she seems fine when she isn't angry" option?

>>5421054

>>5421053
Lol OMG.
>>5421059
Some of you are pyschos I'm sorry it true it's 4chan angie didn't get me thrown in jail some faggot neckbeard or hun here did.

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>tfw noone to lubricate me

>>5421069
>straight liquor
How do you girls do this!?

>>5421079
Practice, also lowest possible calories to get drunk.

>>5421079
Straight wild Turkey or vodka get me drunk fast as fuck which is all I want anyways.

>>5421074
fine is a bit of a stretch

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daily reminder that you all should stop this girly nonsense, find yourself a nice Aryan girl to marry and multiply to ensure that the nation survives

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>>5421077
That was an unintentionally highly lewd post.

>>5421079
An acquired taste and high quality liquor.

>>5421079
i drank everclear straight one time, felt like someone poured burning gasoline down my throat

>tfw your crush platonicaly touches your boob.

>>5421077
my vagina is moist

>your baby
why are you doing this to me

>>5421096
Have you ever considered not being so pathetically desperate

>>5421084
>tfw alcohol tolerance of a polar bear
Magnesium tablets help though.
>>5421088
High quality liquor helps but if you do it right you can make cheap vodka taste alright (lime slice and bitters on rocks).

>>5421079
It's a mystery

>>5421083
...very good point. I usually drink bottom shelf vodka mixed with diet mtn dew.
>>5421088
>high quality
This is foreign to me
>>5421089
I felt that way about scotch x.x Everclear with kool-aid is pretty boss tho

>>5421109
If you're from America you should try kraken rum, it's super sweet and only $20 (it's like $65 where I am).

>>5421063
rude. she never bothers me

>>5421079
I bet you also pee sitting down

>>5421075
You got thrown in jail from a 4chan post?

>>5421069
the chill takes away the "burning" feeling?

>>5421011
>>5421087
It's okay Milly, really... I don't bite
unsee cc/gibenatu/
>>5420793
I'd have to be pretty wasted, but I'd be afraid of getting slapped tbqh so I'd rather just be her friend
>>5421079
Sweet stuff like vanilla liqueur is easy to drink straight

>>5421067
thats horrible Remy..

>>5421063
pls no bully

>>5421087
The first one was unintentional. This one was not :3

>>5421105
Cheap vodka is drinkable though. Cheap whisky or gin is practically unpalatable.

>>5421119
hello???!?!

>>5421113
Hrm that actually might be it.

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Hey MTFG look what I found

>Front and Side photo
>Select every edge on your face
>It generate 3d model
>You can see how fucked up your brow bone is

>>5421112
Kraken is so yummy with fruit punch <3
>>5421113
S-so!? I bet you're so girly that you won't watch Young Justice with me in like 30 min >.>
>>5421114
Idr what that tastes like, but I know what you mean. Jager is my jam~

>>5421104
Plz no bully

>>5421125
hi ^___^

former trip, asked to make a skype all the time and I just did so how do I add people and use it? I want to get added and then I ain't coming here again

>>5421120
I don't really like whisky unless it's in an old fashioned, any gin mixed with tonic is yum though.
>>5421128
>mixing kraken
But why? It's like a caramel liquor.

>>5421127
oh look another method of achieving maximum dysphoria

>implying I need a computer program to see how fucked my brow is

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fuck my shit up mtfg

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>tfw your manager keeps glancing at your chest
>tfw you run for the bus home and see your shadow on the sidewalk and realise you run like a faggot

>>5421134
This desu

>>5421131
fucking anyone please its me, how do I use skype, do I just post my username here?

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>>5421096
>platonic
>boob touching
People do this?

>>5421100
l-lewd

>>5421133
Understandable, whisky is a bit of an acquired taste. I like it better when it's mixed with things.

>>5421136
>just fuck my shit up

seems you've already gotten most of the work done

>>5421136
u have nice eyes 2bh

>>5421141
Girls are weird.

>>5421139
yes

example: dedas.ret

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>>5421077
Would if I could.

>>5421141
Well if it's in coke I can drink it, but /any/ alcohol is drinkable mixed.

>>5421128
ya well you thought wrong. be there, nerd.

>>5421127
Technology these days

>>5421126
That is what I always assumed was the reason. Water is pulled from you throat as it goes down and the burning is just that water being stripped out. so drinking water before hand may help but idk why chilling the booze does.

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>>5421141
>better when it's mixed with things.

>>5421141
hey its kay, can you tell me how do I skype? do i just give you my username? I don't know if you even want me to talk to you but like I have no idea how to use it

>>5421125
Guessing they got my name confused with yours.

>>5421133
It's still kinda too strong... I can only do it after being fairly drunk already

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>>5421149
>mfw
>>5421154
that they did m8

>>5421113
as much as i cant stand kayla i would trade amy victoria out for her

>>5421114
>tfw you can't see adri's pic because you're on your phone

I bet it's qt too.

>>5421120
I drink cheap ass whisky straight on a regular basis, i think we have a natural tolerance to it though.

>>5421152
sorry not everyone heres a middle-aged man

>>5421148
so I just give my username?
okay its princessofprogress

>>5421151
Maybe it's a chemistry thing, like the alcohol is less reactive at a lower temperature.

>>5421151
the colder it is the slower it reacts

t. took chemistry for 8 days in high school

>tfw getting grabbed from the back by the inner thigh while cuddling
It's like achieving maximum conflict between arousal and dysphoria

>>5421142
ooooo snap!

>>5421160
i just don't see the point. drinking it straight gets you drunk with less things consumed.

>>5421155
Pro-tip it tastes better if it's bellow 0c and if you drink it straight from the bottle.
>>5421166
Fucking nailed it.

http://strawpoll.me/6321609
http://strawpoll.me/6321609
http://strawpoll.me/6321609

fine I will trip one last time
add me please on skype
princessofprogress

>>5421157
fucking passer get out reeeee

>>5421142
SAVAGE

>>5421170
because it tastes like gasoline grandpa?

>>5421173
Plz no bully

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>tfw four glasses of wine can get you drunk
who /lightweight/ here?

>>5421160
b-but we all are men

>>5421181
yeah, but you just gotta drink. drink until it tastes good.

>>5421170
Because sometimes the fewer things consumed tastes like drinking roach juice. Also it's not like mixed drinks are that much more quantity for a lightweight.

>>5421178
LOL, i wish i looked like that, never gonna happen m8
>>5421183
lightweight checking in

>>5421182
its the truth though, you are sane and just super annoying
kayla is completely nuts and the most sucky person ever but not as annoying you are.

its like you post pictures of yourself into one thread, like 20 of them and your posts have never anything in them

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>>5421184

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>>5421137
>When they are staring at my chest
#JustBexeThings

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>>5421136
I want you to deliver my pizza next time I call dominos :3

>>5421152
By "things" I can mean coke, but it's also pretty good mixed with red vermouth and bitters. Is that pleb? ;~;

>>5421146
No girl has platonically touched my boob ;_;

>>5421149
JUST...pic related

>>5421159
Maybe the quality is higher over there, idk

>>5421153
>>5421175
You got it, I'll add you if you want me to

>>5421182
im nice to everyone but you and kayla so i wanted to know the popular opinion. you bring it upon yourself t b h

>>5421191
ree, you almost triggered my inner anti-passer frog scream

someone add me please, I had to download so much shit to make skype work and now no one is messaging me on it, just even for a practice please

>>5421113
It was probably from a series of posts I got thrown in jail by someone claiming to be me saying they blow their brains out and shoot anyone that tried to stop them. Thus isn't a joke it cost me a grand and if I ever find who responsible they will wish they had never been born. I grew up on the streets jail wasn't much for me but losing a grand fuck that shit.

>sitting on a cold stone floor
I'm living on the edge yo

>>5421183
how much is a glass of wine in alcohols? half an alcohol? if so then four sounds about right to me

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>>5421199
>JUST...pic related
Front or back first?

>>5421202
sent

>>5421183
>tfw drunk with 2 glasses and numb in the face with 4
I'm a cheap date

>>5421202
jesus christ

Anyways fuck this I'm out it doesn't matter passing people don't give a shit about those that don't pass.

>>5421202
What is your skype Kayla?

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>>5421183
i can get a solid buzz off a beer

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>you will never be able to pass

Why do I even get out of bed?

Stayed up all night
Must sleep now
Gn mtfg

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ey gurls, gurl here

rate my gurlishness from kayla to 10

>>5421225
Fuck them, be confident anyways. You'll be an old woman someday anyway and then it won't matter.

>>5421226
Night night kuppy

>>5421226
bye m8

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>>5421232
I'm already old though and I look way older than I am.

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>>5421210
Ummm..both at the same time

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>>5421241
stop saying that, you look cute >:D

>>5421222
who is that?

>>5421183
I can get shamefully drunk off half a bottle of wine.

>>5421192
The word you are looking for is dullard.
DULLARD.


Full Definition of dullard
: a stupid or unimaginative person

And not just AV, but elana and a lot of these new trips.

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>tfw got "ladies" from every shop today
Fucking Christ, really? People are so blind

Also we bought like all the chocolate

>>5421192
Um I can think of someone who does that on a daily basis.

>>5421199
yes please add me

>>5421267
anons have been pulling their weight to make this place actually a little better place lately.
maybe its because lack of the not DULLARD persons .

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Time to eat gift truffles and get slightly high. Maybe that will cease the cramping pains better than acetaminophen.

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>>5421267
Rude

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>>5421252
>hugboxing unironically
Nah but ur qt tho

be my gf

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>>5421258
i dunno its a composite sketch of a transwoman wanted for some crime. I thought it was kind of funny.

>>5421278
>>5421285
Ew, transbian on transbian

>>5421288
i thought it was eleri

>>5421260
Don't be ashamed, light weight is best weight.

>>5421288
you're p cute, but you also seem fucking nuts.

>>5421278
I don't know about that. It's really hard to top 24/7 ERP-ing backed by a near endless stream of animu images that only hardcore neckbeards find cute. Not to mention the usual:
>twf no bf/gf and other tranny issues.
Which kind of makes sense because who in their right mind would want to be near someone so bland, boring and uninteresting.

>>5421283
it's rude but true. to your credit you don't annoy me as much as you used to. you seem to have a bad tendency to do a 180 and turn into a catty bitch and i caught you at the wrong times too often. other than that and the mindless lonely attention seeking postings you've made some progress.

http://strawpoll.me/6321954
http://strawpoll.me/6321954
http://strawpoll.me/6321954

Please participate in my poll, /mtfg/

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>>5421178

kek, that's Stefanie Joosten, the motion capture + voice actress for Quiet in MGSV.

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>>5421311
>and other tranny issues

Which aren't even being discussed anymore.

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>>5421295
Stop being racist towards transbians.

>>5421323
Trip on Laladykey

>>5421323
>Which aren't even being discussed anymore.
You aren't talking about fighting games, MOBA games or care and breeding of pokemon in said video games?
I find that hard to believe. Those issues are vital to transgenderism.

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>>5421305
I am fucking nuts. Isn't everyone here?

>>5421311
>tranny issues
Heaven forbid people talk about those here

>>5421316
I'm human, I have bad days. I'm sorry if you caught me on them, I know I'm not pleasant at my worst.

>>5421328
nope sorry wasn't me
>>5421323
me want them clothes

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>>5421328
Guess again.

>>5421334
lol
I don't like any of those subects even but yeah you have a point.

>>5421311
this t b h
the anime hon group members have no personality and seem like actual losers who get picked on but act completely different on here as a source of escapism for exaggerated femininity
glad to see im not the only one annoyed by that cringe shit

>>5421347
Who the fuck is the anime hon group

>>5421346
Ricky...
You can only be trutrans if you know the Pokedex by heart. Or have high enough Elo.

>>5421352
theyre like the league of extraordinary gentleman kinda

>>5421347
so sexi

lol pls kil me

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>>5421243
My mouth isn't that big Elanna, but I'd love to rotate.
>tfw never gone down on a SRS vagina
I-I'ts not scary right? Even if it looks like shite I'll do it for you, you stroke my back I stroke yours, I hope you like eating hairy male butt cause I want in on that too.
>tfw I'm the male version of a enthusiastic cocksucker
I really love going down on a girl, If she enjoys it I could do it until my tongue went numb.

Also this is way too lewd, I'm sorry people, it's Elannas fault really she started it, blame her.

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>tfw there's this 10/10 chick I hooked up with
>Simultaneously, I want to be with her and I want to be her
Simultaneous jealousy and lust
how terrible

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>>5421357
The League of Extraordinary Gentleman was not made up entirely of Mr. Hyde's.

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>when people save and repost your images
I feel like I got really good taste.

>>5421360
>I-I'ts not scary right? Even if it looks like shite I'll do it for you, you stroke my back I stroke yours, I hope you like eating hairy male butt cause I want in on that too.

Oh Cartman you funny Swedish meatball.

>>5421339
you also seem to have a lace of defensive tone whenever you are confronted about shit like this. you are a trip who posts a lot so these things get do noticed.

>>5421360
wew lad

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>>5421370
I really didn't want to share my perversion online but Elanna was being lewd and I got a boner and couldn't think straight.

I'll play vidyaygaymes now.

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>>5420793
mfw not invited

>>5421360
rofl
chaser when

>>5421226
nitee

>>5421183
Man
I can get shitfaced on THREE glasses of wine

>>5421357
I appreciate your posts ip, the ever changing name and image names make me laugh.

>>5421385
her current name reminds me of a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfP0RCQ9-ZU

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>>5421385
yayy sempai finally noticed me

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>tfw huge brow bone
>tfw fat nose
;_____________;

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>>5421380
>chaser
Dont use this word, it stings like nigger does to a black person or tranny does to you, I just want to be able to have affection freely without prejudice. I really dont have a fetish for dicks or transgirls, I like girls and Elanna looks like one completely so I dont see the harm. I'm not into her cause shes trans im into her cause shes fucking cute and fun to talk to.

WORDS ARE NOT JUST WORDS

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>>5421354
Guess I'm not trutrans then.

>>5421395
>thenoticedone
Is that a spin off of angie's thehatedone pic?

>>5421398
You're behaving very strange this evening desu
>>5421380
hi m8

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>>5421397
lets see it

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>>5421403
yea good catch

>>5421380
>>5421398
I'm gonna be honest
I don't see anything wrong with chasers so long as they don't try to make me keep the dick, and as long as they view me as a "real" girl.

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>>5421408
Imagine marcus from gears of war with long hair and boobs.

>>5421406
hello friend

>>5421354
what's high enough

>>5421398
@______@

>>5421415
uhh what kind of chasers?
I guess if ur not dysphoric abt it and u don't mind it's cool !!

>>5421415
this kinda. I'd have no problem with them if they weren't so insistent on grabbing at my junk and asking to give blowjobs.

>>5421415
But then they are not chasers by definition, right?

>>5421419
That's even a hon-ish explanation. A girl wouldn't even know about GoW. It was a bro shooter.

>>5421412
P mean also why do you think sheen is agp?

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>>5421415
>"real" girl
>"real"

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>>5421419
I dont know who that is

>>5421346
Ricky do you want to be my Skype friend? :3

>>5421360
>my mouth isn't that big
Are you familiar with the term "one in the pink, one in the stink?". That may be what I was getting at.

Also, SRS vaginas definitely have a "look" to them, but any reasonable surgeon doesn't produce results that are scary, at least I don't think mine is scary.. Never eaten ass but I mean, there's always a first time. o///o

This is getting far too lewd though, for the sake of the thread and my own sanity I suggest we stop ;~;

>>5421369
I'm a hopelessly insecure person, and I'm sorry. Being defensive sort of comes with the territory.

>>5421430
>tfw GOW hon
Fug

>>5421431
oh I don't think that I was making fun of how anything is considered AGP here (hence the greentext quoting her saying "hello")

>>5421430
Most people define chasers as anyone who thinks trans people are attractive in part because they're trans.

>>5421433
That's why I said "real" in quotes, because trans girls are real girls, but if I didn't put it in quotes I thought it'd imply that I didn't think tgirls were legitimate chicks and they are

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>>5421430
Well I am a hon, one of the biggest.

>>5421434
Darius from lol with long hair and boobs?

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>>5421441
>quotes
>""

>>5421441
>trans girls
>real girls
>tgirls
>legitimate chicks

Nigga you're walking on a minefield here

>>5421441
I define a chaser as someone who views me exclusively as someone to have sex with. If they see me as a girl, treat me as a human being, and would stay with me regardless of surgical status, I don't consider them a chaser.

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>>5421443
>darius with long hair and boobs
>not embracing god tier amazonian look
what's wrong with you anon

>>5421354
Is gold good enough if I play support?

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>>5421443
show me your face anon

>>5421447
Not unless you're looking to get offended
What I intended to say was fairly clear

>>5421452
Good point
But many call anyone who's into transfolk chasers
and personally, I don't mind it when people are into me. I'd be willing to date someone even if they were attracted to the fact that I'm trans, so long as that wasn't the only reason.

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Real women are disgusting desu

>>5421439
Now I get you. You were being sassy like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvzj3mhzR_8

I don't want to kill myself. I just don't really want to be alive anymore. Can someone come hit me with a car or something?

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>>5421464
I don't know how to take okay pics and I look even more disgusting on pics.

Sometimes I get a bit delusional and think I love feminine but it usually doesn't last long and I can ruin it by taking a pic.

>>5421454
pls

>>5421471
this kills the soul

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>>5421478
Im sure you look better then you say
how long have you been on hrt?

>>5420863
>>5420865
but I'm terrible at making names :(

>>5421484
10/10 name

>>5421441
>because trans girls are real girls
except we aren't, stop being a tumblertard

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guys

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>>5421285
b-but i dont even know what you look like, not that im shallow or anything but but pleaaase

>>5421295
go away
i got a bf though idk, its going sooo badly

>>5421337
we are all freaky level of nuts, thats why we are still alive i think


im drunk help please

>>5421398
jesus fuck off already you creepy chaser

you are even more obnoxious than maki at this point

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srsly guise

>>5421471
this song always reminded me of edie for some reason

>>5421468
I don't mind it either if me being trans factors into someone's attraction to me, but yeah, it's important that it's only one of other factors.

>>5421496
>guys
#Triggered

>>5421501
Yep it's pretty fucking gross at this point

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>>5421487
Three years in april but they did nothing for me anyway.

Never been gendered female except for hugboxing.

>>5421500
B-But..

>>5421505
>drag queen song reminds you of a drag queen you see here
big whoop

>>5421507
he kept his behavior at check but now he's all going out

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dubs decides how I kms

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>>5421509
do you have a steam anon?

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>>5421506

>>5421521
top kek

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>>5421520
I do

Why?

>>5421519
you look like a cabbage :^)

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>>5421406
>You're behaving very strange this evening desu
I've just been unable to really express myself because you gals think I must be having a fetish or some ulterior motivation for being able to like you. I just like girls, trans or not, you all happen to be trans so naturally I'm gonna be talking to you all ITT.

Is it really hard to believe that someone can like both girls and transgirls. I just dont feel discriminating against a cute girl just because shes trans, doesn't mean I'm chasing transgirls, I happen to bump into Elanna here and talk and shes fucking lewd as shit and into me for some reason.

Just like you gals dont like chasers because they objectify you, I dont like being called one because it makes the assumption I'm just chasing a fetish and not taking you seriously which makes me look like a fucking dick. Now I may be rude but I dont fetishize genders or genitalia, they're just bodyparts to me, I can work with whatever.

Chasers are also typically desperate virgins who think you're easy(which is true tho har har) and think you're gonna fall for him instantly because you're desperate too and shit. And I'm not like that, the only thing that I like about you transgirls over cis girls that could be considered chasing would be the fact almost all of you grew up as men, so through experience you have a better understanding of men and also pick up similar hobbies due to your upbringal, which makes you easier and more fun to talk to and be with. If this is chasing then yeah OK, guess I'm a fucking chaser then, but I'd date any girl I like, cis or trans.
In all seriousness though I dont mind the word I was over exaggerating, but I really dont like to be thought of as a chaser, ya know?

I'm not gonna defend myself anymore since its clogging the thread but I thought you all should know.

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I feel like my boy mode is failing guys

>>5421519
>kms
kill myself? fucking internet kids and your l-o-l acronyms

>>5421547
alpha as fuk

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>>5421500
you're drunk? I'm gonna sit on your face against your will. It happened to me, but my dad told me I'd be a better person for it.

>>5421492
*excitedanimegirl.jpg*

>>5421544
You're beta as fuck and would make a good chaser boyfriend for a depressed anime posting hon

>>5421547
reminds me of my snuggly sweater dress that I only wear at home to be comfy cus it's not too fitted
but yeah ur scarf isn't rlly enough to hide ur tits

>>5421544
>chaser
>badmouthing other chasers to save face
LOL this is exactly how maki started posting about not being a chaser before he was kicked out for being a chaser

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>>5421528
add me

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>>5421564
But who are you?

>>5421544
You quite blatantly are a chaser, if you actually think Elanna is into you then you are delusional as fuck

>>5421054
Does your sex drive come back (at least slightly) the further into HRT you go?

Completely went dead when I first started HRT, but about 8 months later it's creeping back a little bit. It feels different, but I can't put my finger on why. :L

>>5421490
just use some kind of reduction of your girl name like me

>>5421547
faye i'm not sure if you realise this but you might have accidentally bought a girl's scarf

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>>5421436
hey don't knock it til u try it!

>>5421561
>implying anyone curr about ur teary sweater story
don't you have to be on a plantation picking bagels, niggerkike?

>>5421573
i wish mine stayed dead desu but yeah it can come back

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>>5421571
>if you actually think Elanna is into you then you are delusional as fuck
I know shes not into me like that, I'm just explaining the lewdposting which is what triggered you all.

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>>5421547
I feel like you are full of shit and fishing for attention on a dead pol-infested tranny-hating board as usual.

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>>5421570
whats your steam?

>>5421580
lol
my partner and I don't rlly like bagels desu

>>5421544
>I happen to bump into Elanna here and she's fucking lewd as shit and into me for some reason
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to start any sort of flamewar here with the lewd posting ;_;

>>5421558
>depressed anime posting hon
Ayyy that's me

>>5421577
I'm not knocking it, I'm curious to try it..

>>5421563
I thought maki got kicked out because he was creepy as fuck, lied constantly and went on one too many coke benders

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>>5421596
3177415556

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>>5421435
Sorry for the late reply maddie. I don't really use skype a lot. I never log in tb-h

>>5421282
p-probs not but still nice to have right??? >.>;;

>>5421573
>>5421582
Yeah. Ff.

>>5421590
Proof that hormones do nothing

>>5421607
cartman:
[x] creepy as fuck
[ ] lied constantly
[ ] went on one too many coke benders

sooner or later we'll see the history repeating

>>5421573
it also depends if you switched meds. going from spiro to aldactone fucked me up son

>>5421622
hormones teach you how to properly take a selfie with the right angle and everything

i need your honest again

http://strawpoll.me/6322529
http://strawpoll.me/6322529
http://strawpoll.me/6322529

>>5421573
Yup, that's exactly what happened to me and it seems reasonably common. It also feels pretty different than pre everything, estrogen sex drive is crazy.

>>5421627
yeah when I swapped to cypro the first few weeks were hell

>>5421607
He wasn't really that creepy compared to most of the chasers that posted here. He got kicked out because he snapped and went crazy and was a sociopath power hungry chaser according to people that knew him personally. He was just crazy not really creepy just an asshole willing to sociopath his way into social situations. Just the fact that he was in a trans girl zone for as long as he was proves it using lies and deception proves it.

>>5421636
What would you say makes it different? :)

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>>5421635
THE FUCK IS THISSSSSSS!?!?!

>>5421635
i voted no but secretly i should have voted yes

>>5421544
eh u dont need to justify anything to me, regardless of your motivations/intentions i think you would be a decent person to chill with and thats good enough for me.
im really bad at wording stuff so i apologise if it doesnt make sense.

>>5421646
i started fingering my ass when i was very little and i guess you could say im stuck in the anal stage. i used to fish out small nuggets stuck in my ass but i dont do that anymore, now i push the solid poo to assess how hard it is and how it will feel against my asshole when it comes out. more than anything it seems to get me to go to the bathroom more often and i use it as a *i need to poo now* sort of thing.

>>5421661
have you ever ate the poo poo?

>>5421661
I gagged

my dad groped my boobs and fondled my dick

>>5421668
fuck no i have limits. i do always smell my finger after. during sex i like to smell their poo after anal play.

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mtfg is turning into shit
literally

>>5421671
don't bodyfunctionshame her, sophie 2. that ain't cool

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>>5421672
iktf

>>5421661
>>5421679

What the fuck

>>5421672
go on

>>5421574
Fuck, no wonder everyone was so nice to me today

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>>5421679
>i like to smell their poo after anal play.
does that smell get you off?

>>5421661
>>5421679
noelle pls

>>5421672
did you get his cummies too

>>5421682
y am I sophie 2

>>5421635
I've massaged my prostate with a toothbrush handle before

it was intense

>>5421691
no it doesnt turn me on or anything i am more curious about what it smells like.

>>5421684
it's okay he said he loves me

>>5421687
nutthing much

>>5421643
It's really hard to describe how, but I guess testosterone sex drive carried with it a pretty strong desire to just finish, and seemed pretty easy to satisfy with wanking. Now if I'm thirsty it's more like a slow burning lewd feeling all the time, and masturbating does nothing, it drives me crazy. Also, if someone says or does something that really turns me on I'm pretty likely to feel dizzy and weak in the knees ;__;

>>5421642
Idk, he gave me creepy vibes because of how manipulative he was, and he definitely seemed like a sociopath. I don't get that vibe off of cartman though...

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>>5421698
but why?

daddy here. time to give my slutty little girl cummies

>>5421710
i am interested in knowing what their most embarrassing scent is. it humanises them for me in a way and i think i could say its intimacy too.

>>5421717
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called ️squishy️ again If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy️ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten 10+ back: Daddy

daddy's home

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have any of you girls ever put together a capsule wardrobe? i really feel like having a cluttered closet is super stressful and overwhelming, so i got rid of a ton of clothes and i really want my new wardrobe to value quality over quantity and i only wanna keep things that truly reflect my style and make me feel gorgeous and confident. i used to just have a lot of cute things that didn't really go with any of my other things, or things that i liked but just didn't wear because they weren't practical etc etc and i really wanna get away from that and start buying better quality/more expensive clothing, but less of it.

thoughts????

http://theeverygirl.com/how-to-create-a-capsule-wardrobe

>>5421531
what this mean?

Hi, I only started transition, But I want to know how hard it is to change my voice to a more female one.

>>5421436
>Are you familiar with the term "one in the pink, one in the stink?"
Yeah my friend google told me about it.
>This is getting far too lewd though, for the sake of the thread and my own sanity I suggest we stop ;~;
2hot2handle.jpg
But yeah, way too lewd, and the backlash feels like being a white woman dating a black man in the 60's.
>Then: Fucking coalburner! Junglebunny! Cant get a real man!
>Now: Fucking chaser! Beta! Cant get a real woman!
>>5421607
>I'm sorry, I didn't mean to start any sort of flamewar here with the lewd posting ;_;
Wasn't blaming you, bunch of anons getting buttangry to be honest, their notion that someone can only like a transgirl without being a chaser by dating them before they know they're trans and then find out is kinda fucking absurd, probably stems from some huge kind of self confidence issues and being unable to trust someone as a result of it. I didn't really respond to you as much before because I predicted this sort of reaction. Consider adding me on skype if you still wanna be able to talk in private.

Gonna be lurking and playing vidya now, see ya'll later.

>>5421723
yeah, all of my clothes are from 2006

seriously i am still wearing it

>>5421730
You're letting the attention fill your ego.
Dont go full maki. You can stay but just cool down.

>>5421727

short answer: you can't

>>5421727
very, but it's not impossible

>>5421730
i have no idea what is even going on here, but like, besides being a chaser or secretly a tranny, why would some cis dude be in an mtfg?

>>5421704
>masturbating does nothing, it drives me crazy

>>5421723
It's pretty good for the basics, but like, expanding a bit here and there with a few pieces that aren't quite in the capsule can help for some breaks from it.

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>>5421741
don't listen to this hon, he probably sounds like a truck driver smoking fifty packs of cigarettes a day

>>5421756
so it is hard or not?

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Things are a bit better today. We got sushi and went out to a bunch of places. I get the feeling his BF likes me tho since he's bi.

Here have a pic of me looking like a man with my big hands lmao!! Hope you're all having a good weekend~

>>5421730
Junglebunny would be the man, not the white girl.

>>5421769
too bad all the trips with good voices were forced off here by trolls or they could help, kayla had a good method for voice training

>>5421769
it is

t. can't girlvoice yet

>>5421769
it's hard if you're a hon like bexe.
it's not hard at all if you're intersex like me :^)

>>5421730
fwiw you don't read to me as a chaser. I'm sorry about the backlash though. See you later cartman ;_;

>>5421769
Hard, yes. Impossible, no.

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>>5421749
yeah, true, i'll probably set aside some things for special occasions or accessories to change it up... but basically, i'm the kind of person who.. if i don't keep my closet planned and organized, it will overflow with random pink shit. i got rid of like 6 trash bags full of clothes.. the 39 gallon ones... it's ridiculous. i just want a humble collection of things that i can mix and match in several different ways and then accessorize with different jewelry etc

>>5421731
damn, that's really good

>>5421770
die in a fire bro

WHATS A GOOD DILDO ON AMAZON FOR UNDER 50 BUCKS

>>5421796
>under 50
enjoy your phthalates, cheap slut

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>>5421769
It would be extremely painful.

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LOL

this better be fake

>>5421796
none

>>5421805
hownew.ru

who here will let me take their virginity

>>5421815
*slaps ur dick*

>>5421796
tantus is a good brand and you can sometimes find them on amazon for like 30 or 40

>>5421821
delicious

>>5421796
what is the produce section at your local grocer?

>>5421821
only time thats happening is when im on the slab, and i dont plan on dying anytime soon

>>5421825
wow ... weird?

>>5421770
you look cute today for once

>>5421830
No

>>5421834
o-okay

>>5421819
I'd pay you to take it. But then again I'm fucking revolting.

Does anyone else like maymays?

>>5421844
okay i'll go for it

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>>5421845
>maymays
Nice meme!

>>5421819
only if you are a cute boy who showers daily

I am a joke.
I will never be a woman, I'm just a giant, bald ugly man.
even if I lose 70kg I'll be a manly skeleton with a shitty hairline

>>5421845
when i was little I always loved mayonaise with my fries so i called it maymay

>>5421844
noelle pls

>>5421845
i hate memes

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>>5421635
i expected a lot less votes for no so i wanted to thank the 5 people who were brave enough to be honest. it means a lot to me.

>>5421853
im not a boy though

>>5421855
>manly skeleton with a shitty hairline
same

>>5421859
Nah Noelle is a lot better looking than me lol.

>>5421860
ur gonna ned bigger bait than that :33333

>>5421862
b-b-but girl's love is forbidden, anon
[stuttering intensifies]

>>5421855
Fuck, sheen iktf. Though you pass a lot better than me.

>>5421865
i am not trolling. i seriously do this and i will upload a timestamp picture of my shitty finger to prove i am not lying since i haven't gone to the bathroom yet and have been poking around in there.

>>5421860
ur welcome. glad we could help you with your school project tomorrow, kiddo

>>5421876
okay

>>5421879
i am not a kid i am 21 years old. i dont have school tomorrow since im on xmas holidays.

>>5421876
>i will upload a timestamp picture of my shitty finger
don't do this please

>>5421876
*unzips dick*

>>5421872
fuck the rules. i do what i want

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>>5421876
please dont

I dont want to vomit at work

>>5421847
Are you sure? I'm an actual 1/10 hon.

>>5421876
please do
interested