/mtfg/ - Transwomen General

>tfw no gamer gf

ENORMOUS BARREL OF DICKS

>>5422714
iktf

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>>5422717
wow did I chose the right barrel to randomly sit on

>>5422164
>>5422164
>>5422164


this thread was first

EVERYONE MOVE

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>>5422705
that's a girl though anon
anastasia from idolm@ster
>>5422707
it's hard for me to do that gempi, i'm not good at rejecting people
>>5422711
pls it's not cute, and just look it up in the archive if you want

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how did i do?

Morning

>>5422706
this picture is so fucking corny. blast it into orbit

>>5422731

I think they mistook her for Totsuka Saika, they look very similar.

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>>5422668
Just tell him to fuck off, seriously hes such a clingy fucking dipshit. Let him know how fucking annoying he is and maybe he will learn and not be such a moron with girls in the future.

I've seen you post about him a bunch of times, who fucking cares if you hurt his feelings, guy is socially retarded.

>>5423429
at least it's gay.

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>tfw you'll never hug dreamy girl
>tfw Noun will never love you

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Boy the script for the Hateful eight sure seems promising, another quality cuck movie by Cucktin Tarantino.

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>>5423693
>cartman will never make me suck his dingus in the snow under a false promise to give me a blanket

>>5423707
Man its awkward to dilate in a different place. I'm staying with my mum over Christmas and can setup to dilate like I usually do.

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>>5423707
Rape and coercion is for niggers.
What's the fun in having to make someone suck your dick?
The dicksucking part sounds good tho, slut.

>tfw mtf and rockbottom poor

>>5422706
Do any of yall think the same as me?

I started hrt at 18, so you could say I never finished all of male puberty.
I was able to completely get rid of any facial hair with only 6 laser sessions
Cause of that I pass about 70-90%, with it dropping to like 10% once I speak.
Even then people will still call me ma'am despite me being in boy mode

I used to get pissed at my self every time I saw stories about some 11 year old mtf in the news.
But now that I think about it I kind of take back.
I actually like being trans
I get alot of praise from girls for being a "pretty boy"
Always getting compliments from them about my skin and shit
And the masculine gay dudes I'm attracted to love me (I guess cause I still present as male)
Its also fun as fuck freaking out guys in the mens bathroom.
Or I love when people switch back and forth from ma'am and sir when talking to me.
Or the looks from people in general are priceless.

By no fucking means does this mean I wan't to go back to being a testosterone driven male, but I also wouldn't
mind being a pretty feminine gay boy until I can afford ffs in a couple of years.

idk thoughts?

>>5423796
>Its also fun as fuck freaking out guys in the mens bathroom.

This is funniest shit

ok I really need to get a haircut and go out girlmode. But its like, ehhhh. To nervous, I need to get a friend to go out with me in case I feel like my voice is particularly horrible on the day and I need to be mute.
fuuuuck. why couldnt I be smaller. I feel like I stand out way to much at times at 6ft tall.

also seeing girls with more slender and feminine frames make me so jealous.

Its ok, I'm here friends.

I thought it was down with cis not down with hate

>>5423796
R u me?

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>mfw hangover
>sleepy
>havent eaten for few days

okie so.. pizza or a pizza?

yes im fat

>>5424012
Neither, fatty

>>5424012
Bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich with a Gatorade senpai.

>>5424012
How about you eat a girldick instead you chubster

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>>5424091
What.. please dont tell everyone about my preferance in the bedroom ! :"D

>tfw no girldick to slap with your girldick
why live

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Good morning mtfg ! How is your day today girls? ^-^

meow

ok anon from last thread i sent it again, last time so dont fuck up

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>>5424012
down this, you'll feel right as rain

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>>5424012
I want you on my pizza bby

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Exhausted and miserable
I want to go back to bed

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>>5424207
too late, ordered a pizza
uhh all the calories :(

well can get back to my super awesome ice cream diet tomorrow, this is an emergency

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>>5424201
Today is the day I do all my crimbus shopping. Amazon prime better not let me down

How are you Korra?

xth for hating yourself for having a sex drive.

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>>5424215
Uhoh, im on my way

tfw managed to change my kitchen faucet all by myself today, daddy tammy grows stronger.

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>>5424234
Good.

>>5424230
Kuppy?

>>5423383
sheeeeeeen

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>>5424230
Oh awesome! I love how convenient AP is! ^-^

I'm at work atm cooking ad usual. Pic related x.x

>>5424285
I would hate to be eating wherever you work at, you filthy fuck. Clean that shit.

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http://www.thelocal.se/20151221/is-this-ad-for-diverse-stockholm-mall-just-too-white
FUCK WITE PEOPLE amirite?
>tfw you cant cast Swedes in swedish commercials

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I spent $100 on a christmas ham and its yum

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>>5424291
Let's just watch it all burn.

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>>5424291
HI CARTMAN!

>>5424291
fag

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>>5424298
Share some with me Kit pls

>>5424230
No, sorry, but I like lennyposting ;~;

>>5424285
It's super convenient but all the stuff I'm looking for is sold out ;~;

>>5424298
That sounds delicious, jealous ^^

>>5424330
Meant to quote >>5424285

>>5424333
TRY AGAIN

>>5424333
JUST
meant to quote >>5424269

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>>5424327
ofc kuppy !

>>5424330
i would share with you as well elanna if you were here ;~;

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>tfw two cups of coffee in two hours

What am I even doing with my life?

chatting with some anon on skype, its pretty gud tbhon

>>5424304
Hi

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>>5424339
im sorry i dont know how to computer!! ;__________;

>>5424344
;__;
Is it specially cured and aged or something?

>>5424349
>tfw elanna starts lying to you

My makeup looks either cool or terrible today and I don't know which. The too faced blush is waaaaaay more pigmented than the drugstore shit I was using before and I think I overdid it ;_; I also have this super 90s brown lip cream on and a cream top so I look like a soccer mom from 1998
>>5423383
This is cute :3

>>5423383
lol sheen is cute there

also all trannies there look brain damaged especially ufufu, pookie , jormies, elfginger
and elanna looks like a crossdressing teenage boy

>>5424291
WOW SO WHIGHT
i almost lost my sight

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>tfw you will never pass and be gendered female unironically
>tfw only weird hugboxers call you she or her

>>5424372
Stop with this insanity lainanon

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>>5424365
kayla trip ooon

>>5424372
Lain anon, one day I will get your pic and prove you wrong.

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>>5424376
>insanity
It's just reality tbhon

>>5424381
You would agree with me though.

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>>5424387
Prove it

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If you dont agree to this you're pretty much just a spoiled privileged white girl.

>>5424353
I'm sorry, I literally can't brain today
H-how can I make this up to you anon?

>>5424365
>elanna looks like a crossdressing teenage boy
Sure m8

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>>5424372
no cuddles for you memma unless you admit that you are a qt

>>5424399
Hello Elanna, how's it going?

>>5424399
It's too early for lewdness. I was up late talking to some girl about crotches all night.

>>5424387
one of these days you'll post a pic damn it

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>>5424400
That's bullying.

>>5424409
She better
the curiosity is killing me.
Placing my bets she is a qt

>>5424396
b-but I AM a spoiled privileged white girl!
inb4
>white

>>5424426
Why reply to him, ignore it and it will go away.

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>>5422706

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A HON

>>5424414
you got skype kuppy? make a throwaway email and i'll add you if you want (that goes for anyone else)

>>5424426
http://webmshare.com/MnnMr
Weebum related

>>5424432
[email protected]
Tell me your skype

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>>5424428
cus I wanna

>>5424436
sent desu

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>>5424429
h-hi

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>day off work
>staff party at 7
>everyone wants me to go
>can't afford to go until i get my paycheck on wednesday

>>5424429
take anon she got to you first

>>5424401
Hey kuppy, it's going pretty good, just taking care of my christmas shopping and hoping that amazon comes through on their delivery guarantees
How are you?

>>5424404
I'm sorry ;~;
Crotches just so happen to be a favorite topic. That said are you feeling better rested?

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>>5424330
Why'd you wait so close to Xmas to shop ;-;

>>5424448
El strugglrino I'd send u some freedombux if I could. D: even tho this is just a part time job to kill time and get me some pocket money they pay me a bit more than i expected to cook ;x

>>5424450
Hey I was happily contributing to the crotch related conversations too. No apologies necessary.
Getting there. I think my sleep schedule should be on track now. Looking forward to restarting morning running in winter rain tomorrow.

>>5424434
well "white" is mostly social/cultural bs that varies with who u ask in what point of history and doesn't even necessarily mean "people with white skin", when /pol/tards don't have an obvious dark person to band together against they turn on themselves and it becomes the bickering between heritages and who's "better" that u can find anywhere

I'm mostly british/irish and broadly northwestern european with some french/german and scandinavian with rlly small percentages of some other stuff

>>5424434
my fucking ears

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Hmm I just realized I'd make a pretty gud waifu if i werent so painful to look at. I know how to:

>cook very well
>clean professionally (as a housekeeper at one point)
>fix things around the house
>weld

Now all i gotta do is spend thousands of dollars to fix my face and I'm in the business lol (unless some guy out there has a fetish for ugly muscle girls rofl)

>>5424450
Doing good, went for a run like two hours ago.
What did you order via amazon?

>>5424452
it's alright, now that i think about it the christmas lonely feels are already here so i'd probably just bring the party down anyway

i appreciate the thought tho

>>5424474
Why not go there and see what happens? It might end up a pleasant surprise ya know?

>>5424452
Because I had projects right up until Friday ;___;
I just squeaked in under the cutoff for christmas eve delivery for the gifts I was picking up on Amazon, I'm pretty chuffed rn

>>5424462
That's good. Running in the winter rain sounds pretty chilly though ;_;

>>5424472
Nice!
Hunting gear for my dad, a glass teapot+infuser for my sister. Now I'm just trying to find an obscure and fun game for my ex, and wracking my brain trying to think of what to get my mom.

>>5424512
Get him bayonetta! Wait what system are you getting the game for?

>tfw small penis
>i will never find a transgirl with a smaller penis than me

>>5424521
I'm going retro, price range is also around $30. Leaning towards Muramasa for Wii

>>5424508
i straight up can't even go, i have transit tokens only for tomorrow and wednesday's shifts and about one dollar in my wallet

>>5424522
How small are we talking, big boy?

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hi everyone....

>>5424529
3.5 4 inches and thin.

I know what im doing with it but still.

>>5424512
It's not that bad. "Warm" winters and all. It does suck having no one to hop into bed with afterwards, that always made winter exercise more fun.
Have any post shopping plans?

>>5424530
>feilds

>>5424530
>feilds

every time

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>>5424464
>still goes into a tirade about race then quickly obsessively lists their heritage without even being asked to
zip it, niggerkike

>>5424543
>>5424544
i know

>>5424532
Well ... uhm, Maki's shorter! See?

>>5424559
I don't know who that is.
I think itd be cute though to get teased about it in a cute way as long as they don't get horribly mean about it.

>>5424542
I don't really have any post shopping plans, I've basically written off today as my shopping day. I'm probably doing the unthinkable and going to west edmonton mall.

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>>5424568
>ywn go shopping with Elanna and she helps you pick out cute clothes

>>5424568
kayla here, add me on skype
princessofprogress

>>5424550
lol

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i think i've had my fill of this place now

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>tfw angie tried to add me and I blocked her
feel like I dodged a bullet there

>tfw talking with anon on skype and they are literally me but american
spooky shit

>>5424562
I could tease you but I find it more hot to be topped by a small guy to be honest.

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do you think people would look at me weird for having this bag in guy mode

>>5424595
add me

>>5424597
add me too

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>>5424597
wearit with your green dragon cesear shirt

Hello

Allow me to rant. I am obviously Trans, I fit the description of group 3 described in the link in the OP. Down to the masturbating 5-6 times a day to relieve the anxiety. If there were a button that would allow me to be a girl when I woke up tomorrow, I would push it undoubtedly. Even during puberty when I woke up some part of me was hoping that I would've transformed over night somehow... However, transitioning for me, is simply put impossible. I come from a family of six, and I'm not unfortunate enough that my family is dysfunctional enough that once I go to university I won't see them again, obviously I would have to come out to my mother and father and three siblings, being the youngest out of all of them makes it even harder. Than, I am also 5'10", which even though that might be an okay height, my body simply wouldn't be able to confirm. My Adan's apple is abnormally large, my torso and shoulders are incredibly masculine, if I were to transition, I hardly think I could ever pass. After seeing all the timelines in the OP this only reinforced my thought, as their are definetly people who it is almost blatantly obvious they used to be a man, even after a year or more of hormones. I'd like to think I should count my blessings I have had as a male, and continue living this way, although I will not truly be the way I want, I simply couldn't transition. If you wish to dissuade me... I have links to pictures of me, just decode the base64 into an image... But this path of acceptance may be for the best.

paste *dot *ee/p/wtR13

paste *dot* ee/p/PuH3P

>>5424601
who r u

>>5424604
my phone can't do closeup pix at all

>>5424596
I am a really good top. I don't prefer getting teased at all but it makes me slightly harder and have to prove myself to pleasure you.
There's more to topping princesses than size.

>>5424606
>just decode the base64 into an image
what ?

you can use a site called unsee to post a link to pics way easier

>>5424607
kayla silly
my skype is princessofprogress

>>5424411
no one is obligated to cuddle you, you entitled swine.

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>>5424525
Oh oh oh! Omfg get him rythem heaven feaver! That game is *so* fun and easy to pick up. Its easily a 12/10 and obscure AF. Trust me on this its amazing !!

>>5424528
Idk how it works in maple syrup moose land but isbit possible to bum a ride with a coworker? That seemslike it'd clear up the problem of getting there and back I think

>>5424618
then put on your secure trip code

>>5424618
prove it

>>5424626
I'm not really considering this a post, I just wanted to get all the people I like on here to add me to skype because I am not posting here regularly again.
skype name is princessofprogress

>>5424597
die in a fire, bob

>>5424604
this post gives me autism

>>5423383
>pookie and ufufu's faces
lmao

>>5424595
add me bby

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>>5424633
RIP Kayla
? - 2015

only rawr looks like an actual girl, everyone here looks autistic as fuck

>>5424622
i would but i couldn't pay my cell bill this month so i could afford to bus to work, so i can't make any outgoing calls until i pay in on wednesday, and the only coworker whose number i have also takes transit :^)

plus going to a staff party and not being able to buy a single drink is embarrassing and i don't want to bum drinks off people at work

>>5424633
an attention whore like yourself needs a bigger audience, you'd be bored to death on skype

>calls himself a princessofprogress
>not a fetishist
what kind of a masochist would want to talk to kayla on skype anyway? that guy is a fucking wacko

>>5424643
add me

>>5424633
okay i added you for what its worth lmao

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>>5424634
>>5424597
Sorry I should have given an example of boy mode desu

>>5424655
>boy mode
You are aware you have breasts, right?

>>5424655
why is it dark, grainy and upside down, faggot?

>>5424650
previous time kayla tried to fool mtfg, gmail was something like kaylaloveschaos, kek

>>5424659
Because I have curtains and I'm trying to wake up and thinking about getting that 75$ tokidoki bag on sale for $30

>>5424655
How do you hide your boobs, Faye?

>>5424657
most humans have breasts though, some more than others.

>>5424657
Obviously she knows that. Why are you wasting space with stupid posts, moron?

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>>5424655
youre boymode is great hon

>>5424666
trips never lie

>>5424666
Thanks Satan, I'll remember your advice

>>5424657
you are aware faye is a shiposting faggot

>>5424660
>kaylaloveschaos
LOL
so dark n edgy boss

>>5424662
I don't, nothing works, so I just started wearing a bra full time. I think the bra gets me stared at more, almost like its more believable when they see my nipples pushing through the shirt, or if they're sure Im a guy, like I just have gyno or something

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>>5424667
To be rude obviously

>>5424677
Hopefully you can go full time soon

>>5424677
holy shit im dead

faye sure is a sleazy exhibitionist who loves the attention

>>5424673
>>5424668

>being this butt hurt

I just wanted to know if a bag is cute Jesus

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>>5424365
>looks like a crossdressing teenage boy

>>5424606
Another non-transitioner here, for similar reasons as you.

>Down to the masturbating 5-6 times a day to relieve the anxiety.
Does it work for you? That always had the opposite effect on me. The more I masturbate, the less happy I am.

>when I woke up some part of me was hoping that I would've transformed over night somehow
iktf

>I have links to pictures of me
You would probably pass, but your clothing choices would be limited because of your shoulders.

>>5424685
You need to man up, faggot. Men don't wear handbags.

>>5424691
true story: elanna was forced to crossdress and take hormones by his gf

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I'm done with this place and will reveal everything you want to know about me.

Fire away

>>5424699
um this is likely true for a lot of trips...

>>5424699
My first gf used to fuck me in her panties

>>5424705
You wanna be my friend?

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What's a good video game to play during christmas when you're spending it all alone?

I can't come up with something.

>>5424707
including fufufu (was forced to take the knot while his gf was pulling his hair) and kiwi (forced to transition by cheska)

>>5424719
hatoful boyfriend

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>>5424719
GSG autism simulators.

>>5424720
>cheska
I haven't seen her here in a while. What happened to her?

>>5424719
mario kart 8

>>5424719
diablo 3

>>5424725
she just shitposts as anon now

>>5424707
Is this true?
I talked to a few trips where that it's happened. How do you find a gf willing to do this to you?

>>5424583
Added, although I'm not really at my computer atm.

>>5424578
;~;
This makes me sad, I havn't even done clothes shopping with a friend before.

>>5424622
Already got them the other game ^^

>>5424699
This is exactly what happened, word for word.

>>5424699
My ex gf just liked making me crossdress and wear makeup. Hrt was the dealbreaker.

Elanna looks qt regardless~

>>5424733
I would but I'm really awkward when clothes shopping.

>>5424733
>adding kayla
>ever
oh shit nigger what r u doin

>>5423383
why does elfginger, ufufu and pookie look so alike?

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>>5424743
fuck off

>>5424719
Sam and max ice station Santa

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Off work and just cooked myself some lunch!

Its quesadeas with guacamole and sour cream + Mexican rice yummy

>>5424750
Looks delicious
I need to git gud at cooking

>>5424606
It does not go away. You will either transition now or later. People told me this before and i didnt listen. I am doing hrt and staying boymode, but i already feel better. Its too late, honestly.

>>5424743
mfw kayla starts blowing up skype groups

>>5424714
you dont want to be my friend kuppy

>>5424748
>autismrage

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>>5424757
Why's that?

first rule of mtfg: you do not befriend anyone here

>>5424735
My ex thought it was cute that I was trans but ultimately decided they were more attracted to men

>>5424762
Too late mate

>>5424759
master hon

>>5424759
i apologise if im not talking on skype kuppy, im super awkward and bad at starting convos lmao

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>>5424767
I thought that title belonged to this Hon

>>5424742
Well idk, it's kind of understandable when you're not even shopping for the clothes you want to.

>>5424743
Why not?

>>5424762
Why not?

>>5424766
enjoy your buttrape

>>5424762
Why, what happens?

>>5424765
I know this feel... its a painful one.

>>5424773
i look worse

>>5424773
https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/3xp8nu/how_bad_is_it/

super bad

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>>5424762
That's not 100% true. I've made some very close friends from here that I consider dear to me. But they're all trips and some of the nicest girls to ever come here. But most of them stopped coming because of shitty anons attacking and being hostile desu. : (

There still a few trips worth befriending imo:

>sheen
>plant
>gem
>myna
>bexe

All wonderful girls and very entertaining to talk to imo

>>5424774
yeah, looking for boys clothes and worrying if you are looking in the girls section/store and people judging your tastes. Paranoid but it happens to me :/

>>5424781
Alrighty then

>>5424784
Bullshit

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>>5424723
Maybe
>>5424724
>>5424726
>>5424728
>>5424749
SHIT

>>5424788
>Throwaway2016h
heh, i like you kid

>>5424788
eh
first photo is shit
but the rest aren't so bad, some are kinda cute

>>5424795
Judging my taste now Lain?

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>>5424783
It's worth a laugh now anyway

>>5424799
>hugboxing

>>5424719
Halo PC

>>5424791
;~;
I usually just got jeans and t-shirts pre everything, couldn't stand to look for anything else.

>>5424795
Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa's Rampage

>>5424804
My going out attire is almost always pants with a jumper.
Most of my jumpers were just hand me downs from my dad, they are too big for me but whatever.
So lame

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xD

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>>5424789
I was surprised to see my name on a list of people worth befriending but then I saw it was you posting

>>5424804
Elanna. You. Me. Smash 4. when?

>>5424813
hi lilly

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>>5424804
Jeggings are like magic ! They look like super skinny jeans but fit and feel like leggings plus they're girl clothes but can pass as andro clothing. I highly recommend them! :3

>>5424804
nigger what? halo on pc???

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>>5424816
I like you and you can't stop me! Nyaaa!

if lalalily is intersex then they shouldn't be here because this is mtfg and not itfg

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>>5424818
sorry i never got to respond to you the other day abby

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>>5424824
I won't stop you

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>>5424799
s-sorry

I'm just too dumb for those games and they're boring af.
Someone bought me crusader kings and I barely touched it.

>>5424804
But I already played Halo lots of xbox and pc already and it's not very christmasy.

>>5424811
Looks spoopy tbhon

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>>5424818
Later today if you're up for it ^^
I'm just shopping around for stuff for my mom, but I'm pretty low on ideas.

>>5424820
Not a fan of jeggings sadly, much prefer boot cut ;~;

>>5424812
Well, it does the trick. The name of the game for me was keeping it baggy.

>>5424822
You've never heard of Halo PC? It's pretty awesome, pic related.

I am about to meet up with a guy and im scurredddd :(

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>>5424828
That's k anon <3 I still love you anyways

>>5424827
he shouldnt be here anyway. hes shitting up the entire board tb h

>>5424839
it's me. angie
no one loves me

>>5424818
hiho

>>5424834
You were wise
Those games suck, but I can't play anything else because they have taken over me.

>>5424836
Yep, unfortunately baggy makes you look big.

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Was 1 year HRT yesterday
bleh

>>5424789
"korra's my waifu" - frog

>>5424719
Maplestory
play reboot w/ me

>>5423383
woa

>>5424844
are u still dealing w/ post op depression?
Has the swelling gone down lots?

>>5424789
>>bexe
wew thanks

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>>5424830
:3 <3

>>5424836
>not liking jeggings

REEEEE! (although boot cut is qt too) maybe I'm biased cuz I barely even wear socks. D: its either stockings or tights that I wear the majority of the time. >.<

>>5424844
Why don't you have a trip Angie?

>>5424836
>not having to tuck
>not wearing tights

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>>5424850
>Was 1 year HRT yesterday
congrats
have some food :3

>>5424836
oh halo 1, im retarded i forgot they released it on pc

>>5424850
Lmao I luv frog so much. Hru cookie? Also congrats!

>>5424852
Its true you're great fun and a fellow animeshitter! :D

>>5424850
ups and downs and it's still there

>>5424855
why should i?

>>5424855
probably same reason kayla isn't tripping (at least for now)

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Thinking about going this hair color.... thoughts?

>>5424836
Sounds like a plan!

>>5424844
sure they do :)

>>5424847
What's new in the hood lily?

>>5424720
Adri too, her gf made her take her birth control

>>5424864
You're a regular with an identifiable name.

>>5424869
nothing really
mum woke up but still drugged as fug
me in germany petting cats n shit

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>>5424848
I only play bad games too though!

>tfw friends buy you autism tier games and you have to accept them
;-;

>>5424850
>mmo's on christmas

>>5424869
wbu ?

>>5424855
why don't you get off the trip you flaming anime faggot?

>>5424853
I like leggings, they're super comfy. Something about jeggings just doesn't look good on me though ;~;

>>5424848
I mean, it makes you look bigger, but I wore it to hide my body. Did the trick at the time ;_;

>>5424857
I do occasionally, I just wear what's comfy

>>5424860
Yeah, there was a PC version of Halo 2 as well, but I've never played it.

>>5424869
What timezone you on, and when would you be down for playing?
>>5424852
bexe, sm4sh, today, you down?

>>5424869
no

>>5424878
so

>>5424880
The only game my friend ever bought me was Go! Go! Nippon.

i accidentally sat on a transgirl's erect penis

am i a transbian now?

>>5424888
idk
I was just curious.

>>5424893
lm

>>5424893
ao

>>5424879
>drugged as fug
Is this a good or bad thing?

>>5424885
I'm back at my parents home for the holidays. Flying to Texas soon to see some family, nervous about going through body scanners and shit at the airport >.<

>>5424887
I'm on EST, and whenever is fine

>>5424888
people love you here whether they know it or not. Well at least I do.

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hello
it's me

>>5424887
i wear baggy and oversized to look more masc in boymode

hip

also, just never into hugs, touching doesn't come naturally for me

>>5424908
luv snoopy

>>5424904
well she was out for almost a month due to surgery
>airport
it'll be alright

>>5424908
hello santa

>>5424887
Well to each her own. Have you seen the Aeroposale jeggings tho? They look JUST like boot cut skinny jeans but with none of the downsides!

>>5424908
Hi

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>>5424891
Maybe you need better friends

>>5424893
yes

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>>5424879
>petting cats n shit
jelly

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>>5424922
I don't expect my friends to buy me shit

>>5424754
I know that it won't go away, but transitioning really isn't an option.

I feel that even if I transition I won't look good which means I'll be ostracized and will feel shitty either way. Either way I'm fucked.

>>5424904
I just went through body scanners a bunch last week and had no problems. A decent tuck should be good enough to get through them.

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>>5424915
I-I'm not santa tho
I can't even afford to be an elf

>>5424914
Still scared :/

>>5424935
I'll keep that in mind, thanks :)

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>>5424932
Me neither but sometimes they do.
>oh wow this looks fun but I don't have any money >.<

>>5424932
im going out of my way to buy everyone presents and ill probably get nothing back but whatever. at least i can feel like a good person.

>>5424893
Yes. Also, I'm jealous.

>>5424904
Well, then I'll take the next little while to put some clothes in the wash, tidy my room a little, and I'll be online in 2 hr ^^

>>5424913
Yeah, they definitely accomplish that goal, but idk, I felt more comfortable in them because they sort of hid my manbod. Also, I kind of get that, I'm only occasionally a hugger.

>>5424916
That's great and I'm happy you have something that works for you ^^ I think the root of the problem is that I straight up just don't look good in skinny jeans, my legs aren't the right shape and I have thunder thighs.

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Let's try this again
How does my girl voice sound? This is just a shit recording with little practice done.
https://clyp.it/gn02v0kh

>>5424956
okay, I need to hookup my wii u anyways :)

>>5424937
um but you are: >>5423383

>>5424904
no you don't

>>5424957
REMOVE KEBAB.
Ivan would be proud.
not too bad though senpai.

>>5424719
>>5424880
>>mmo's on christmas
I've started playing WoW again ;_;

>>5424804
>>5424860
there was also this Halo Online thing that was supposed to be for Russia only https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYPBQ-Inp6E

>>5424976
yes they do :)

>>5424986
>>mmo's on christmas
that is my jam.

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So close ;~;

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>>5424986
At least play fun and grindy mmo's baka.

>tfw grinding something for hours straight
b e s t

>>5424758
Kayla is still cooler than you anon. (=^ェ^=)

>>5425002
>shilling for miss cock

>>5424996
nice job! is that your total from this semester?

>>5424996
Basically academic probation. Step it up.

>>5424999
>measuring time spent grinding in hours
cute

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>>5424858
thnx !! that looks rlly good ugh
I just had tomato bisque and bread !!
poverty meal desu

>>5424862
I love her so much too udek
uhmm I'm ok !! how r u ??
did u get into Vanguard at all?

>>5424864
How long has it been since the surg?
like 2 months?
swelling is mostly gone by like 8 months right

>>5424880
>not sitting around the christmas tree in Happyville w/ ur guild on Christmas and just talking

>>5424893
haha same

>>5424996
n3rd
grats tho that's cray

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>>5424887
>bexe, sm4sh, today, you down?
maybe, depends how i feel in a few hours tbqh

>>5424986
no one likes a hon

>>5425008
Kayla is trutrans :7]

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>>5425016
You gotta take a break sometime!

>>5425019
>not playing mmo's alone
>having friends

>>5425030
>tfw hon and it's true

>>5425035
Not a hon until proven

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It was third night in a row that I dreamed about kissing a boy.

I'm so lonely.

>>5425042
same

>>5425042
>>5425049
Don't let your dreams be dreams anon. Go kiss a boy.

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>>5424964
its just a costume ;~;
I-I'm not really santa claus

>>5424986
>I've started playing WoW again ;_;
me too, and I listen to christmas carols while I play... its a sickness

>>5425042
>I'm so lonely.
it's that time of year... i can't wait to drink away my feelings for three days straight tbqh

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>fw you get banned from kageshi for mentioning dollface

do they hate edie?

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>>5425040
That's not how it works.

I should be hon until proven otherwise.

>>5425013
Just for the one class yeah. The others range from 85-99 ^^

>>5425016
I'm actually somewhat disappointed in myself for not getting 100, the only mark I lost was for something really dumb ;_;

>>5425019
Thanks ^^

>>5425029
Ok, well I hope that you feel up for it, 1v1v1 would be great ^^

>>5425066
Not at your age. Passing until proven otherwise.

>>5425075
>Passing until proven otherwise.
sorry, that's retarded

>>5425053
sheen best trip

>>5425057
my sides

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>>5425075
I've never been gendered female unironically though, I don't pass and I can't.

>not at your age
I started at 20, that's pretty late for someone who is hyper masculine.

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>talking to kayla on skype
>she is actually super nice

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>>5425091
>I've never been gendered female unironically though
You have to actually present as a female if you want people to do that

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>>5425092