Are any of you here religious?

There's something up there

Go to /x/ you faggot

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>2015
>not giving yourself to the dark goddess

I'm a devout Christian.

The Bible says that sex outside of marriage and outside of a man and woman is a sin, so I just can't sleep with my boyfriend. Shit sucks, but it's a commandment, and I feel that almighty God knows better than me, so I'll follow what he says.

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I believe in skeletons

>>5417834
Elaborate please

>>5420645
NSFW please spoiler

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>>5422370
Bare bones are sfw, this is not china

I'm agnostic Episcopalian

I still do church stuff. Mainly it's just cool charity shit and feels good.

>not worshipping aphrodite so she makes u qt

I practice Vodun. I don't know if most people would consider it a religion tho. It's pretty good. The community is nice, and we treat each other well.

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ha no

>>5420569
WOW you do NOT know religion very well. Marriage by the Bible is defined as between man and woman, not sex. and MANS law says it is allowed. ALSO, moron there are TEN commandments and that is NOT one of them.

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This is the internet, OP.

Why would you even bother asking?

Panthiest here. "God" and the universe are one and the same. I am a part of god, so are you. So is the grass, the trees, the planets and the stars. God is not anthropocentric, possibly not even conscious.

Christianity is a proto-government social structure that uses deep-seated feelings of spirituality endemic to all people as its power source. It is both a good thing and a horrific thing at the same time.

>>5422497
fuck off

>>5422497
>"God" and the universe are one and the same. I am a part of god, so are you. So is the grass, the trees, the planets and the stars. God is not anthropocentric, possibly not even conscious.
What a moronic and useless belief.

>>5422632
How exactly shall I fuck off? Is upon your face sufficient or do you need something more degrading?

>>5417785
yes...

makes my life a living hell

>>5422446
>thinks that there are 10, not hundreds
tips fedora

>>5420569
Well, that's fucking dumb.

tfw basically an edgy atheist but bf is christian

I may not act like it but I still believe in Yahweh sooo
I'm sort of a fatalist

>>5424018
God is not a woman buddy.

>>5420569
Can I meet you guys one day? Give your testimony brothers?

>>5420569
>so I just can't sleep with my boyfriend.
He's definitely cheating on you.
And honestly for once I can't blame him.

Not really but curiosity about my family history brought me to Judaism except I am not that sure trannyism is compatible with it, so.

Like just how the conversion would be like though? Do I get the female conversion with a ritual bath or the male conversion with snippy snip? If the latter then again why joining a religion that doesn't respect your mental illness?

I am still pretty Hebrew-curious at this point.

>>5420569
Anon, you just can't have sex him *lying down*

Heterodox Christian here.

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Yes! All hail Discordia!

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>>5420569
>people falling for this b8

>>5425064
Hail Eris! Hail Discordia!