/gaygen/ - gay general

>>5410977
AM
I
BEING
DETAINED

>>5410983
yes you are being detained

now spread your buttcheeks while we check you

>>5410977
Yeah I'm not sure if I'm gonna trust that.

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>>5410977

While I usually dig gangrape fantasies, the dudes in the pic kinda gross me out. No idea why. The outfits are way weird.

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How big do you think his dick is?

Is he cut or uncut?

If he was gay, would he be a top or bottom?

>>5411007
>Dick
Probably 8 inches. He's black. It's in the genes.

>Cut or Uncut
Def uncut. Unless he had a medical condition. Then he might be cut. But I doubt he's cut tbqh.

>top or bottom
He's the president. He fucks qt boys on his desk. Definitely top. But may like to bottom for his lobbyist overlords every once in a while.

>>5411002
I know they're pretty fugly.

But I agree with you on the fantasy.

I fantasize abut losing my virginity in some kind of gang rape scenario it makes me so hard.

>>5410999
you don't trust a bunch of authorities wearing skintight uniforms, with large bulges and protruding asses?

are you even gay

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Good morning, gg.!
Remember to be kind to everyone!
~PEACE AND LOVE~

>>5411024
blonde

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>>5411024
DISGUSTING

>>5411016
Yeah. I really wish I had someone whom I really connected with both emotionally and sexually.

I'm aiming to make myself a little more fuckable in the future. Squats for my butt.

>tfw taking advice from 4chan

What have I become

You project that you're a complete bottom too though?

>>5411015
>Probably 8 inches. He's black. It's in the genes.

Agreed, but I would say maybe 7 inch range.

>Def uncut. Unless he had a medical condition. Then he might be cut. But I doubt he's cut tbqh.

I don't know about that anon. He was born in Hawaii in 1961. During the 1960s, circumcision rates in the USA was in the 90% range for babies born during that time. Hawaii also to this day still have a huge circumcision rate, 77% cut rate in 2012. It's very unlikely Obama wasn't circumcised as a baby.

>Definitely top.

he defiantly comes off as alpha kinda of gay if he was gay.

>>5410977
Ok but be sure to be thorough

i think i'm kind of in love with this really cute, smart and nice girl

if only she were a boy

>>5411031
Lel I'm a total sub. I want to do anything I can to please my top/Dom.

I'm doing squats to improve my butt too lel.

I'm also losing some weight.

I'd be total slut for my future boyfriend. :3

>>5411036
>i think i'm kind of in love with this really cute, smart and nice girl

I'm bi so this is common for me.

Magic

>>5411038
go study or something

>>5411032
Don't forget his father was a muslim.

They circumcise like Jews do. Hell they even cut their women.

>>5411043
What should I study?

>>5411020
>you don't trust a bunch of authorities wearing skintight uniforms
It's the combination of authority and skintight uniform that doesn't sit right with me.

>>5411032
Oh, didn't know that about circumcision rate. Learn something new everyday.

>>5411038
So, are actually still a virgin or is that just part of your fantasies, still? I'd like to know. Also, how old are you?

>>5411040
nice bait

>>5411047
astronomy i guess

>>5411045
>Don't forget his father was a muslim.

His father was raised Muslim, but was an atheist later in life. His mother was also an atheist.

There is a high probably Obama is circumcised because of the time when circumcision was so common and the fact he was born in Hawaii, were circumcision is fairly standard. Hell hospitals didn't even ask back then, they just circumcised the boys without asking the parents.

>They circumcise like Jews do.

I was raised Lutheran and baptized Catholic. Me and all of my brothers are all circumcised.

>Hell they even cut their women.

Only in certain countries, not every Muslim country. It's not common in the middle east.

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>>5410977

So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

>>5411048
>implying that you wouldn't submit if one of those guys ordered you around

>>5411051
I'm still a virgin. I'm 21.

:3c

>>5411065
I didn't know about that. But yeah, those were dark times. :^(

I was circumcised as well. My parents said it's because they didn't want me to look funny in gym class.

I guess I'm just glad they only took the very tip.

Everything else is still there. The inner foreskin, and I still enough skin to get that "gliding", I even have my frenulum intact. My glans isn't covered though. :c

>>5411051
Yeah circumcision rates were very high when was born.

In 2006, 80% of infants in Hawaii were circumcised at birth. So it was probably 100% in 1961 in Hawaii.

Also the rate for circumcision among other races (mixed) in Hawaii is 78% in 2006.

Look up your circumcision rate by your state here:

http://www.cirp.org/library/statistics/USA/state-by-state/

>>5411072
>submit
HAHAHAHAHA

>>5411079
Do you have a brown scar around your cock like mine?

>>5411089
Well, I have a bit of scar where my outer foreskin would have been, yeah.

>>5411079
Mind giving me your stats? Like, height. Mainly. I'm worried that my height of 6'2'' makes it impossible for me to be attractive as a submissive.

There's also my hair loss. But I might manage that problem. So yah, how tall are you?

>>5411082
I'm European. That's why I just assumed about Obama. But I'll browse around that link for a while. Ty.

>>5411089
>tfw botched circumcision

There was literally no reason for this. Dumbfuck parents.

>>5411092
I'm 5'11", 220lbs.

>>5411097
To be honest all circumcisions are botched seeing as they just mutilate a natural part of the body.

It's like cutting your hands off because a few people don't wash them.

>>5411091
I have never seen a real life foreskin in real life.

I remember the first time I saw a foreskin I started laughing. How do they even clean those things?

>>5411102
>I'm 5'11", 220lbs.
You must be quite fat.

>>5411038
Uu-uhhh where d-do you live anon-kun? :3

>>5411103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcNJE30Ko5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWaBToX5s90

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>>5411105

Depends. He might be hella muscular.

This guy is like 260+lbs at 5 foot 11

>>5411105
Idk. My jeans are a size 34. I'm pretty big. I was a lot bigger.

I'm fat yeah, but I've lost about 120 pounds. I'm still losing weight though.

>>5411106
California.

>>5411103
Just pull it back?

>>5411109
as I said, fat.
>>5411112
yeah, you're rotund.
much excess skin?

General question.

What kind of bottoms or subs are tops or doms interested in?

>>5411114
twinks

>>5411113
>much excess skin?
No actually. I expected it but I don't really have any.

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Who loves a huge muscle big guy here?

>tfw forgot buying cigarettes

>>5411123
>Black

EWWWWWWWW

I'd rather fuck wiz

>>5411007
Considering he's married to an MTF...

>>5411114
Cute ones that let daddy have his way with them.

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>>5411123
Refrain.

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>>5411024

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>>5411123
>dat hgh gut
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>5411038
Is penis size on your top a factor?

>>5411123
niggers are disgusting

>having an anime profile picture on Grindr
Are you trying to disappoint me

>>5411140
Not really.

>>5411130
>>5411117
Can you give sample pics?

>>5411150
>pic_of_myself.jpg

enjoy

>>5411165
I mean pics of the type of dude they're attracted to.

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>>5411126
>not wanting a huge big black cock up your asshole from a huge muscle daddy as we play pretend prison rape fantasy.

>>5411169
Who attracted to who?

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>>5411173
>wanting to touch a giant turd

>>5410977
#BlackLivesMatter

>>5411178
I replied to two people. So those two people?

>>5411183
twinks are attracted to twinks

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>>5411169
something like this.

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>Ι'm the anon from the previous thread who likes to smell his bf's clothes.

Just texted him the stuff you said and he said it made him horny. kek

Thanks, gaygen. x

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>>5411186
I wanted sample pics of the "twinks" they are attracted to.

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>>5411182
even a beautiful orchid flower matters more than a black life

>>5411199
i dont have any gay stuff on my computer so i cant fulfill your request

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>>5410977
shop baka desu

>>5411194

He's gonna wreck your butthole when he gets back desu

Yep, went back to France today - and it's still awful. Thankfully Belgium was great, as per usual, the only redeeming thing about France was that I bought a Sodastream.

I told bf about not enjoying sex at all and he was worried that I might be sick. He wished I had told him sooner but he didn't break up with me and told me I was an idiot when I asked him about it. We cuddled.

Better than I expected. I'm so happy he still wants to stay with me.

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>>5411232
Hope so, senpai. :3

>>5411109
dat body tho~

>>5410919
halo and some witcher 3

>>5410858
Im too shy and also trust issues :3

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>>5411131
those nips crack me up

>>5411131
>memento mori

dude so deep lmao

>>5411245

>yfw your bf stuff his used underwear in your face while he bangs you

>>5411235

Neerrrrrrrdd

>>5411268

Come be a nerd with me.

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QUICK I NEED SOME REALLY BAD JOKES TO USE TO CHAT SOMEONE UP QUIICCCKKKKK

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>>5411257
>>5411266
Why would you laugh at such a cute boy? Don't you have a heart?

>>5411277

Buy me a plane ticket

This isn't /hm/. This is for the decent conversation of /lgbt/ issues. I wish a mod would ban everyone who is being lewd, posting sexual imagery, and being a pervert.

>>5411007
>How big do you think his dick is?

6 inches

>Is he cut or uncut?

Cut

>If he was gay, would he be a top or bottom?

Top

>>5411283

>cute
>boy

0/2 lmao

ugly xenogender desu

>>5411284

Can do if you want...

>>5411298

Buy me a house too?

>>5411283
>Don't you have a heart?
My heart is a cold as ice

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>>5411268
>yfw your bf stuff his used underwear in your face while he bangs you
WEW. I want to do this to someone now.

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>>5411294
I'm getting real tired of your guff, Kouhai.
You'll rue the day when I eventually find you.

>>5411302
Put it in the microwave.

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>>5411285

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>>5411282
H E L P
E
L
P

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>>5411268
>>yfw your bf stuff his used underwear in your face while he bangs you

l-lewd.
Not at that point yet, i t-think.
Just gonna wear one of his t-shirts to bed and hug his pillow to sleep tonight.

>>5411301

Of course, we'll have our house.

>>5411326
Fuck off tranny

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>>5411314

Musk fetish is best fetish desu

>>5411317

Come on me, bro.

>>5411332
>>>/mlp/

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>>5411331

You only condemn yourself.

>>5411317
>Put it in the microwave.
Tried it.
Now it's black and shriveled.
And it smells like a smouldering corpse.

>>5411326
Are that Jesus guy aka that guy a couple days ago that keeps trying to troll but failing miserably?

So many better shitposters here m8

>>5411320
post boipussy

>>5410977
that guy on the right has the weirdest ass
this looks photoshopped but id rather believe he just had a rly bad ass

>>5411213
his ass
still looks so weird

>>5411326

More proof gays are perverts.

>>5411344

I'm only here to help people become Holy & believe in Jesus. I don't troll. I only point out the obvious when it needs to be.

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>>5411326

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>>5411332
W-Well, I can't right now. There are tradesmen outside my room, and I'm pretending I'm not home.


>>5411343
Omg, this retard actually put a vital organ in the microwave.
lmao

>>5411343
hot
post pics

>>5411326

You'll never see straight guys talking this way about women unless their a rapist or serial killer.

>>5411337

kek

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>>5411357
I can't fail this if I don't believe in him anyway

the worst I can do is end up in purgatory

stop posting any time

>>5411367
Your point being?

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sup brahs
i raised ur gay meds
u mad? lol

-posted from jail

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWr0Y11jgE

>>5411363
Instruction manual said nothing about not putting vital organs in the microwave.
That means it's a perfectly valid thing to do.

>>5411357
So I was right.

>>5411378
Shame about the terrible fraud

>>5411357
Nobody cares about your jesus

>guys who pronounce "ing" as "een"

literally garbage desu

>>5411395

Have you had a stroke?

>>5411399

A stroke of disgust

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Where's a good place to torrent gay porn like Helix stuff and whatnot?

I want boyish boys, but the clips online are way too short. And half the time when I search for twinks, I get bears instead that have been tagged with it for SOME REASON.

>>5411395

that's how we talk in the south
check your privilege

>>5411404

Post vocaroo of cute southern accent

>>5411402

gaytorrent.ru

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>>5411382
Oh, I guess that's okay.
You should still feel bad for hurting my feelings.

>>5411402
gaytorrent
gay-torrents
Google.

>>5411395
show your ping.

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>>5411409
>>5411404
>Post vocaroo of cute southern accent
yes please

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>tfw you are disgusted by trips
>tfw people talk about their trip crush and you just vomit.jpg
>tfw one of them is nice to you once
>tfw you now have a trip crush
>tfw you're a complete idiot

>>5411411
>You should still feel bad for hurting my feelings.
How much you paying?

>>5411417
how to crush?

>>5411413

What's a ping?

>>5411417

Haha, faggot.

>>5411401

Oh, so you're wanking again...

>>5411423
I'm pronoucing the ing as een.

>>5411421
meme question.jpeg

>>5411423
ikr. I rly want to die rn.

>>5411417
>tfw someone posts your pictures and calls you hot even when you're not even talking to them

Strange feeling really. Become a trip you know you want too...

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>>5411419
Pardon?

>>5411417
But they're all so terrible.

>>5411432
not really.

>>5411438
>But they're all so terrible.

Literally the worst... some of them even have different coloured eyes, are Canadian, Twinks, 6ft 8, Trannies, Top, Bottoms, and even.... Americans....

>>5411438
I ain't gonna feel sorry if I ain't gonna get paid.
So if you want an apology you better be handing over that cash you homo.

>tfw your bf will never make a youtube video dedicated to your love of each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-SRK2iFE-k

>>5411435
Haven't had that happen before. It was telling me I'm kinda hot with me being there.

But no, I don't want to become a trip. I want to enjoy the wonder of inconsequential shitposting.

>>5411439
Then rephrase.

>>5411438
Well, except for that one. Not to mention that avatarfags are basically the same as trips.

>>5411449
Ewww please no I'd rather have him fuck my butt as a sign of love than a pretentious youtube vide.

>>5411452
how do you crush on people?

>>5411454
What is: romance.

Sometimes it is cheesy. Wonderfully cheesy.

>>5411417
what a loser lol
which trip

>>5411438
bully ;~~;

any chubs here? wanna post body and belly , I need a fap.

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>>5411444
>Canadian
Foul.

>>5411445
Well, I don't have much, nor do I owe you anything.
You owe me something though.
And I will come to collect it eventually.

>>5411452
>except for that one
Who?
I won't tell anyone, promise.

>>5411462
Hey, gorgeous.

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>>5411463

>>5411456
It's a euphemism, really.

>>5411462
As if I'd say. I'm already on the floor, I don't need to get kicked into my sides any longer.

>>5411452
Being a trip is bad. It brings a bunch of unwanted attention and you always have one person that will hate you. As in try to hurt you when possible. I regret ever being a trip but I had so much fun being one but it's really easy to make enemies. So fucking complimenting though when you have crushes when people like you and fetishize you so it is worth it. But don't take it too far and try to not get involved in "politics".

>>5411417

which one?

>>5411461
>What is: romance.
Walking into your bedroom and seeing your bf laying on bed surrounded by candles and rose petals and then you gently make love to him while whispering to him how much you ove him and then the fucking turns rough and you cum deep inside him and then you realise your violent fucking accidentally set the house on fire so you grab your bf by the hand and run outside, then you snuggle your cold bf in the snow to keep him warm.

That is true romance.

>>5411473
for?

>>5411409
>>5411414

>muh southern accent


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cAoRQJeO4w

>>5411466
hi hru

>>5411473
ok enjoy no bf then!!

>>5411475
maki

>>5411476
>Only I get to define tr00 romance

You dunce. There's no recipe for this shit. It's whatever feels right.

>>5411482
wtf ist that music in the background?

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Hey guys, I'm watching the Tudors atm.

What do you think about the gay relationship stuff in there?

>>5411466
You ain't paying me, you ain't getting no apology from me young man.
Better learn how the world works before it's too late.

>>5411481
Thinking someone has a cool personality/identity.

>>5411483
Uh, sure. That really crushes all the hope I had.

>>5411487
I thought Maki does not even hang out here anymore? Or is it undercover?

>>5411488
>It's whatever feels right.
A youtube video sure isn't right.
That's bordering on "this is why I broke up with you" levels of not right.

>>5411489

its just free background music:
http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music/

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>>5411482
I JUST WANT MUERICA TO SUCCEED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--hiL2BRah4

>>5411503
>I am the sole authority on this
>It's not right for me
>It can't be right for anyone else

It's a shitty video for sure. And I would cringe if someone made that quality shit for me.

But thinking only you know what true romance is sounds beyond facetious. And I wholely disagree. Maybe it felt right for them. You don't know. So don't pretend you do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUnWFv29-2k

Any guys here paint their nails?

>>5411509
Well I'm sorry my opinion is simply better than yours.
No need to become upset.

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>>5411512
>Troye

>>5411512
no because Im not a faggot, I just like men It doenst imply that I need to be an obnoxious faggot who screams everywhere that he likes cock in his mouth, so no I dont paint my nails.

>>5411496
ah, thats never happened.

>>5411487
Why do people still bring this faggot up daily?

>>5411522
>I just like men It doenst imply that I need to be an obnoxious faggot who screams everywhere that he likes cock in his mouth


Yet..that's what 95% of the guys on here do everyday, even Jupp & SP.

>>5411526
He brings himself up.

>>5411532
>Jupp & SP
>Guys
Haha good one anon.

>>5411494
>Tudors

I have the series on dvd but I haven't watched it yet. You've convinced me to start it after I finish this last paper

>tfw wanting a chubby dick in your poopoo

>>5411290
Thx Michelle

>>5411540
>You've convinced me to start it after I finish this last paper
But all the gay guys have facial hair. ;_;

>>5411525
What's never happened now?

>>5411522
instead be an obnoxious """"""""""masc"""""""""" faggot who screams everywhere about faggots all the time

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>>5411544

>>5411549
thinking someone has a cool personality/identity.

>tfw you'll never live up to twink standards
>tfw no top will ever want you

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my cat is raping my other cat right now

good thing he's neutered

>>5411544

>no wanting a chubby doo doo puss on your weiner

>>5411552
I never said that Im masc or anything else Im not masc at all I like boyish kinda but I dont behave like a faggot and I dont scream about faggots I was just answering your question.

>>5411555
How did you mean "that's never happened before" then? o.O

>>5411560
>gays with cats
red flag

>>5411540
Don't do it. it's shit. They couldn't have picked a worse Henry the 8th if they tried.

>>5411564
I've never found someones personality or identity cool, if thats a crush I've never had one.

>>5411559
I like regular looking guys who are neither twinky or feminine, too, so maybe I would want you.

maybe post pic?

>>5411559
Post sub-standard booty.

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why is he so cute, sisses?

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who has the skinniest legs here?

>>5411575
Hey Ann. I did yesterday. I don't feel any better tonight though. I want to start those squats though.

>>5411572
Literally never? Are you generally somewhat apathetic? Or a misanthropist? Or a cynic? This baffles me. Genuinely.

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>>5411567
I can take care of those cats

I'll treat them well

>>5411582
>>5411512

I'm a humongous faggot. I actually dig this music.

>>5411581
He's not. You just have a thing for wiggers.

>>5411586
iirc, you're but is still pretty cute.
>I want to start those squats though.
Start right now muther fucker. Do body weight squats while shitposting.

>>5411586
I don't think I'm apathetic, misanthropic or a cynic, but what do I know.

>>5411598
speak when spoken to

>>5411598
It's past midnight and I got work tomorrow you tripfagging arsenugget.

Thanks though. But my face would make you dissapoint tbqh.

Maybe tomorrow... but I got so much shit to doooo. How does anyone actually manage bringing sports into his life?

>>5411600
Don't you have friends that you think are pretty cool? Or are you just that high-standard when it comes to being impressed?

Not meant to be insulting btw. Sorry if it came off as that or anything.

>>5411591

You might like this too...
(sounds like an older Troye Sivan with a younger Peter Gabriel)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXaU0QzByIM

>>5411417
FOR REAL THOUGH
all the trips are ugly as fuck only maybe two of them I would actually touch

>>5411607
>/watch? v=hXaU0QzByIM

That links to the homepage.

>tfw mtf
>tfw I wish I could just be gay

You guys have it the best. Feels fucking awful because I would be such a top tier dude. Plus the physical strenght that guys can put on with training makes me so jelly.

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post legs

>>5411582
not me

>>5411611
Which two?
Probably the femfaggots

I think most of them are pretty attractive. They jus look like normal people.

>>5411612
Just remove the space between the ? and v.

The 1975 is shit, though.

>>5411614
fuck off tranny.

>>5411606
I have friends, but I don't know if I think they are cool. We are more friends because we've known each other for so long that if I just leave they start inquiring if there's something wrong with me and they should be worried. Most of the time they just need someone to listen to their troubles.
I don't think I have any standard for being impressed really, but I can't recall being impressed by anyone.

>>5411547
Facial hair is good.

>>5411569
I've already decided, plus I like period dramas

>>5411582
I have the skinniest legs

>>5411619
hell no and one of them hasn't posted here in months

>>5411625
>Facial hair is good.
NO.

Shave that shit off.

>>5411611
I don't know how any of their faces look. And tbqh, some peoples standards are just high for the sake of being cool on here.

I'm guessing yours are too unless you are some adonis-looking motherfucker.

>>5411610
Nah. Sounds like Bootleg Julian Casablancas tbqh. Or maybe the Wombats. But not that good imo.

>>5411624
You are one weird, fellow. Good luck with any of your endeavours. As long as you are happy and don't hurt other along your way, have fun.

>>5411615
>hairy disgusting legs.jpg
its not disgusting to have hair at all, its hot

I bet you make good sandwiches too. tell me how you make a sandwich

>>5411603
Truth hurts bb.

>>5411606
>But my face would make you dissapoint tbqh.
Don't know till you post it.

>>5411614
I don't understand. You want to be big and strong like a dude, and fuck dudes, why are you transitioning?

>>5411637
I don't have any endeavors, I'm just waiting to be old enough to off myself so people will understand it was for the best. Have fun yourself.

>>5411637
nah they're just ugly

>>5411642
Cause of dysphoria dog. I wish I could be big and strong while being a girl. My favorite hobby is mountaineering so that extra muscle and strength is the difference between summitting and not.

I have to work my ass off like 3 times as hard before a mountain that I used to be able to breeze up the side.

>>5411642
No way in hell I'm ever posting my mug on here. No. Way. In. Hell. That would be borderline psychotic masochism.

I mean... I'd send it to you to rate it. But I'm 90% sure you'll be a dick and repost it.

>tfw the other ten percent want you to tell me I'm handsome

>>5411614
another tranny here
same

i wanted to be a gay boy so much i emulated flamboyant effeminate queens but stopped when i got assaulted in school. even when i came out to my mom she was like "why weren't you born just a gay guy"

>>5411647
How do you konw how they look? Like, seriously. I don't know how any of them look tbqh.

any straight bros here?

>>5411633
I look horrible without facial hair

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>>5411614
>>5411651
>>5411654

>trannies
>heteros
>biscums

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5411654
Straight bro here

>>5411647
Speaking of ugly trips, have you posted pics qt?

>>5411650
>But I'm 90% sure you'll be a dick and repost it.
Nah. I wouldn't do that. I'm not a creep.

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>>5411658

>>5411654
Straightest hetero bro here

So who's into judy garland? She's fucking rad, dude

How many guys did you have sex with this year?

How many ladies did you have sex with this year?


>>5411658
Don't be a hater /gg/..
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08HeSxVEY4S

>>5411487
He posts in lgbt all the time just not in gaygen. You should say hey to him im sure he'd like it.

>>5411641
Sandwich? Are you talking about something lewd or about food?

>>5411667
0
0

>>5411652
if you stay around long enough you'll see
>>5411662
nevah~

>>5411667
100 (all imaginary)
0

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>>5411667
2 guys, no vagina jew.

Now fuck off.

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Is he cute, weirdly cute or weird?

>>5411654
haaay hunty, i love vagina and boobies!

>>5411662
I feel compelled to shout Yolo and ask you for a throwaway email.

Have you ever posted or sent someone from here a face pic before?

The only picture of you I know are those proportionally humongous chest muscles with gorgeous nips and belly.

>>5411681
weird/creepy

>>5411681

He's plain ugly.

>>5411681
weird

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>>5411684
>humongous chest muscles

>>5411681
>Ubenannt

Warum guckt man sowas an?

Hes ugly as fuck

>>5411670
uhh

I like a sandwich with a piece of prosciutto and a slice of gouda on it

of course we could make a sandwich with you in the middle with a dick up your ass and your dick up some ass, it's all hunky dory

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>mfw my winter bulk is working

>>5411667
guys: after tomorrow it'll be six.
girls: zero

>>5411681
he looks like pepe

>>5411667

0
0

>>5411691
Das lewd :3c
I dont know how to make a sandwich tho maybe something different?

>>5411681
his lips look painful

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>>5411684
>[email protected]
I post my face all the time. Pic related.

>>5411685
>>5411687
>>5411688
I like his cute duckface, but I hope his lips are natural. I'd say weirdly cute.

here is the source btw, I can link that right?

>>5411694
>he looks like pepe
L O L
O
L

>tfw no pepe bf

>>5411690
I like how he kisses and hugs the guy t b h.
I don't think he is that ugly.

>>5411703
agreed t b h, they look unnatural

Sometimes I just want to punch the guys who thinks it's a good idea to do that shit.
first step on being a tranny

>>5411681
looks like buffalo bill

Guys what if Heaven and Hell are real?
Why should you be allowed in heaven?

>>5411722

Fuck heaven, purgatory is where all the cool philosophers and godly non-christians hang out.

Ill be going there if I can help it.

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>>5411722
Because I'm nice and am doing my best to eradicate evil!

>>5411689
I specified proportionally.

>anon still finds a way to twist it

I don't know what I expected.

>>5411706
Why do you tempt me. You tripfagging devil.

But seriously. Have you ever posted or sent face?

>>5411722
Heaven and hell is real, but it's about whether you make your life on earth a life in hell or heaven.

>>5411726

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ets-tiwCfu0

Are you sure you want that?

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>>5411380
>that fucking picture

>>5411731

Unfortunately even if you are a goodly person, if you dont follow Christian scripture and laws you cant get past Purgatory.

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>>5411722
I am in hell

I've never been with a dude before but am fairly keen to try... I'm fairly muscular asian dude who's just started roiding.

Are guys into muscular asian bottoms or are they not really a thing?

And does it attract other gym rats or just twinks?

>>5411726

The idea of purgatory is a catholic lie not taught in the bible.

>>5411735
They ask, what burns in hell? Authorities [the Fathers] usually reply: “This is what happens to willfulness” [to individual will, self-interest]. But I say it is “Not” [it is the Nothing] that is burned out [that burns] in hell. For example: suppose a burning coal is placed in my hand. If I say the coal burns me I do it a great injustice. To say precisely what does the burning, it is the “Not”. The coal has something in it that my hand does not. Observe! It is just this “Not” that is burning me – for if my hand had in it what the coal has, and can do what the coal can do, it, too, would blaze with fire, in which case all the fire that ever burned might be spilled on this hand and I should not feel hurt.

>>5411744
I'm only into whites, but I'm sure you will find someone with yellow fever.

>>5411732
Boog's seen my face.

>>5411667
1
On the first of January
One guy

>>5411722
bc ill cry if i go to h*ck ;___;

>>5411328
>>5411332
>fuck buddy /bf makes you wear pup hood and paws
>forces you to smell his dirty socks and jockstraps
>starts powefucking you in a facefull of dirty laundry
>makes you lap up all the cum off his floor

its pretty great being a degenerate.

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>>5411737
I'll just go to confession some time before I die, that makes everything better, right?

>>5411751
You trust Boog more than you trust me?
I'm hurt.

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>>5411744

people are all different.
this website has some charts that show some trends, but asian bottoms are definitely a thing, especially in new york and hawaii. muscles are always attractive in my experience, except to straightish guys who want a femme-looking bottom. i would say you are going to attract gym rats since twinks are mostly bottoms.

>>5411757
I trust boog as far as I can throw him. And he's a little guy, so I trust him quite a bit.

>>5411751
are u cute

>>5411744
post boipussy or body
asians are big targets

if you've never bottomed be sure to clean properly

>>5411766

speaking of, give bp update.

Show it.

>>5411762
how do i read the chart, i don't get it

>>5411756
you kinky bitch

>>5411763
Kek good luck with that. Boogers human garbage.

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>>5411744

If you put the roiding thing aside, you are like my #1 goal partner

im sure you will have no problem finding someone!

>>5411773

you might find this one easier to read?

>>5411772
wrecked it last night with my toy
can't show it though

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sandwiches are hardly a reason to live

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>>5411763
>Male pronouns
Shady.

>>5411773
Fucking drongo.

>>5411744
no chicken, rice, taco or curry.

>>5411651
>but stopped when i got assaulted in school.
Oh honey... :c

>>5411774
hahahaha, thats pretty tame m8.

>>5411780

Then just post that pup butt!

>>5411778
what do the numbers represent, I'm lost sorry =/

>drongo
im a bird?

>>5411682
What the fuck you faggot?

>>5411793

Percentage of the x axis who prefer people on the y axis

>tfw desperate for attention
>tfw you would send anyone your pics who finds you remotely attractive

4chan has deleted my integrity

Anyone else feel this feel?

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>>5411763
>booger
>he

>>5411792
I just sat down to finish a paper for uni but ill take a pic later for sure. I deleted the ones i had because it was time to update.

>>5411798
ooh ok, thanks anon, I'm dumb

>>5411805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qNrXamst2M

>>5411810

I probably won't be around later, but send them on Skype!

>>5411765
I prefer to think of myself as ruggedly handsome. lol

I managed to get laid as an autismo skelly, so I can't be that hideous.

>>5411777
I like him. I might be a shitty judge of character though.

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>>5411804

I dont know about that per se, but I have completely lost all inhibitions when it comes to posting pictures of my body here.

I posted my progress pic to reddit one time and they were all like "WTF dude why arent you wearing trousers in your progress pic?"

I guess I got desensitized to casual undress from spamming my progress pics here lol

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>>5411805
This.

>>5411810
>I'm dumb
Correct.

>>5411818
>I prefer to think of myself as ruggedly handsome
lol indeed.

>>5411804
Show me your pictures, qt.

>>5411822
>>5411822
>>5411822

>>5411819
Why do they call you scarf and shoes?

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>>5411417
>laugh about all the retarded straights being idiots because of crushes
>get a bf
>haven't talked with him in 2 days and I feel like trash, horny, sad and angry all at the same time
Jesus why

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>>5411681
Weirdly cute, in an ayy lmao kind of way.