/gaygen/ Rio 2016 edition

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>>5403947
>tfw I still won't be able to find a qt foreigner to take me out of this trashole.

>>5403955
what trashhole do you live in

>no bf with a big weewee

>>5403947
>living in a country that financially destroyed itself to host the Olympics and the world cup, which they floundered and embarrassingly lost

Ayyy lmao Br7z1l

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Remember to respect your fellow gg sisters.

>>5403939
Uncalled for, Kouhai. Flat out disrespectful.

>>5403943
>Is this a common thing in your area
Yes. Unless you're one of those overprotective freaks who don't let their cats go outside.

>>5403947
>Rio
No ty.

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>>5403963
Look at OP pic and think.

>>5403965
>tfw when no mentally challenged qt to call my dick a weewee.

>>5403947
>brazil
maybe after you impeach your socialist leaders
VOTO NOVO
O
T
O

>>5403990
Fuck off Senpai, put on your god damn trip.

>>5403971
ayyyyyy

>>5403955
Post brazil pussy.

Maybe we can work on getting you a green card and an plane ticket.

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im not senpai

>>5403979

>no cripdick qt to tease me about being bigger

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>>5403979
Nice wonky weewee, crip dick.

>>5404004
>>5403990
Unacceptable, do not post more.

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>>5403974

Buttravaged

>>5403995

Bitch please

1. I only use proper file names.
2. I never drop trip. Everyone must know it when I post.

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what should i post

what are u into

>>5404007
do you type senpai in the name field?

I need a bf so he can take progress photos of me. This shit is a hassle

>>5404016

No, in the email field

>>5404029
fug, i meant F A M

>>5404007
Good. Never take that shit off so you can be properly dealt with (e.g. filtered).

>>5404025

>All right just bend over then
>let's see all that progress your hole is making

>>5404037

No I don't

>>5404037

>tfw no hot daddy bf to fuck your bussy silly into the next year

*le sigh* My bf will do I guess, but he's just p ugly though

>>5404060
But I need a pic of my muscles not my asshole

>>5404068
>ugly bf
Why are you with him then?
Don't give me the "it's slim pickins" shit

>>5404074

The butthole is a muscle tho

>>5404068
I'm gonna need you to go ahead and paint a big red A on your asshole, mkay? Greaaaaat.

>>5404005
>no small penis bf to compare side by side with Quake Dick

>>5404025
Iktf, especially back pics.

Anyone still thinking about the one that got away?

>>5404007
That guy is Finnish

>>5404078
There isn't much progress to be seen there

>>5404086
>back pic
Don't get me started on that shit.
I'm going to end up asking the manager at my gym.

>>5404095
Not really bc he got arrested for doing a 17 year old girl and filming it

>>5404103
>got away
>arrested
Pick one anon

>>5404086

>no quake dick to make my dick quake with how much bigger it is

>>5404115
hahhh fair enough

I guess he doesn't qualify as "the one that got away" anyway because I have no further feelings for him, but he's the closest I've got, being my only romantic interest ever.

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>>5404099

A U T I S M

>>5404100

Sounds like it needs some more frequent workouts

>>5404095

No, thank god I'm over it

>>5404103

good way to get over an ex

>>5404095
He was super into me but I was autistic and in denial. He wasn't even subtle about it, I was in his back garden having a smoke and he came out and sat next to me butt naked.

>>5404140
And he's a pedo? You need to work on your ability to read people anon

>>5404144
>more work outs

C-can you spot me?

>>5404149
that doesnt sound like anything romantic/sexual tbqh

>>5404153
Ehh I mean he was 19 when it happened so...probably not? Though in the eyes of the law it's another story

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>tfw no morally upstanding, baby dicked, quacker oats asshole bf to fuck on New Years

>>5404115
Nice one.

>>5404095
My friend from elementary seems to be straight now and my high school buddy is living a great life with a great guy. Current friends are straight. That's about it. So no I don't long for them. What about you?

About to crash. Have a nice night /gaygen/

>>5404134
Lol You should post qt dick pics bb.

>>5404164
Take her easy, dude.

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>>5404149

Hot, what a slut.

>>5404153

Of course, what are str8masc bros for bro

>>5404164

I-I prefer to keep those to individuals

>tfw I'm the one that got away

Anyone know this feel?

>>5404155
No, that was just a more blatent example.
We were friend so he knew how awefully shy I was, there were other times and once we made out and fooled round a little.
>>5404169
We were good friends, don't judge him.

>>5404159
Pedoooooooooooo

>>5404162
Thanks bb

>>5404164
Night night

>>5404169
Thanks bro, you're so masc, let's lift

I wonder how long it will be until RedDread stops being an overcompensating tranny in denial, and finally makes the switch to being a little girl.

>>5404168
>her
Biscum. lol

>>5404173
Hit me up on skype sometime bb. @ ann.skellington

>>5404177
How would you know? Was there an old friend with a boombox outside your window pitching woo?

Youre all women inside lbr

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>>5404188
B-but ima mayn

>>5404177
>got away from himself
Stay calm gg we have a schizo

>tfw pic related popped up in my scruff
That mask is scary

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>>5404188
I'm small, does that mean I'll eventually be a huge hulking hairy man?

Do people usually masturbate with their significant other? Do they keep it a strictly solo activity even when in a relationship? Or do people sometimes do it with and sometimes without their bf? Do people feel offended if a session with their bf turns into sex? Responses and advice appreciated.

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>>5404210
That mask is absolutely awful. If I ever encounter who that is at any Pup Event I would ridicule the shit out of him.
BAD. BAD DOG. NOT A GOOD BOY.

>>5404218
It's like some shit from the Shining

>>5404199

a-added

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>>5404218

ikr

pups should only wear cute ones

pls reply

>>5404235

[replying intensifies]

>>5404218
>>5404229

I think it sorta ventures out of "pup" territory and more into "weird furry" territory

>>5404210
Maybe it's the context. The shadows. This is creepy man. Maybe if he played https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

>>5404215
You can masturbate with your committed partner and it could or could not turn into sex if you both want. The only other choice is jerking it alone. Totally alone. Cybersex does count against you.

>>5404240
omg senpai replied to me ;-;

i love you so fucking much

>>5404246

um no

that is pure pup

don't test me hunty

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>>5404255

bro

gay

>>5404263
http://www.amazon.com/Brorotica-Five-Stories-Straight-Men-ebook/dp/B006434TIG

>tfw live with two brazilians

Anybody use misterbnb?

The prices don't seem better than airbnb, so I'm assuming there's no expectation of my dick, and the gayness is a marketing angle.

>>5404248
Nothing is going to make the mask uncreepy.
I should message him and let him know

I would go to see all the mtf women. I don't think I'd spend much time going to the Olympic games. I think I'd spend all my time trying to pick up beautiful women.

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>>5404210
You're not a man, you're a sissy little girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgq-UPsQBMo

>>5404214
Shut up, you walking viral calamity.

>>5404266

>customers who bought this item also bought

Brorotica Part 2: Chicks Are For Fags

>lmaooooo

>>5404266
>brorotica
>doesn't feature two overweight bearded men with excessive body hair on the cover

F E M P R O P O G A N D A

>>5404074
>Don't give me the "it's slim pickins" shit

It's not even that, like at all. Maybe it's too much pickings but nothing good. Either be someone's temporary cumdump or be with someone who actually wants to be with me.

>>5404085
>it's unfathomable for him to think that some people really just are ugly

Trick ass bitch get real. Everyone here is always talking about qt an qt3.14 bfs because no one wants an ugly bf. Ever see a couple where you think to yourself where he or she got the person they're with? Uh yeah, hi.

>Anyone still thinking about the one that got away?

Just recently, unfortunately. This guy, who I hit up but he fell for me first, really wanted to make things work but then things faltered. I always thought it was on him for reasons but then I read the archived SMS threads between us and realized that I constantly changed plans or couldn't make it to them. He later did that, which is why I thought it was his fault but I started first. Then, things faded away.

More importantly, I was dating someone else at the time so..

L
E
L

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>>5403947
is there a tinychat anymore? was part of one about a year ago. Lost contact.

>>5404306
/gaygenrehab
kinda dead rn tho

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>>5404277
Ah, that's a yes.

>>5404277
But I'm not a sissy. Around these parts they call me a musclepup.

>>5404285
Ahh ok that makes more sense anon but you shouldn't call him ugly =\ if that's how you feel then you should probably get out if that relationship.

>>5404283
>F E M P R O P O G A N D A
Nice one.

>>5404285
First off, Rupaul called and he wants his sass back.
Second I didn't know or care about your appearance hangups. I was talking about wanting a daddy bf while you have an actual BF already. That's not cool. How can you kids not get basic literary references? Scarlet Letter?

>Wait
You guys know who John Wayne is right? How many of these references are falling on Spongebob ears? Meh. I'm tired.

>>5404321
>John Wayne

literally who?

>start hanging out with bears at my states court/charity events
>meet a great guy
>he introduces me to tons of amazing people in the community
>finally come out to my hillbilly dad
>he's super supportive shockingly
>get invited to run for a title holder position in the charity community
Wow....these last two weeks have been amazing. Never post on the LGBT thread that much..but if you ever feel left out or a need for some sense of belonging, seek out some LGBT charity groups. Never have I met so many amazing people off the cuff.

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is having a bf actually nice, or is it just stressful?

i wouldnt know

Pseudonymous D for most autistic new trip

>>5404323
Haha. Open up wide. I will fill your head with history, son.

>>5404329
This pic makes my asshole quiver

>>5404329
Both, if you have any type of paranoia or social anxiety...it leans more towards stress. But if they actually care about you it's easy to tell.

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>>5404317
The muscles are just your armor, sweet Moor. Such a tragic life you lead.

>>5404314
First horseman of the apocalypse, please stop.

>>5404330
I think she's cute.

Don't forget to vote

http://strawpoll.me/6288094

>>5404321
Cry me a river. All that is falling on deaf ears.

Also, no one reads and John Wayne is a modern literally who. Stop posting any time :)

How do I deal with thinning hair? I'm more of a submissive bottom, and am even trying to achieve qt aesthetics and its like my head wants to undermine my desire.

>>5404328
>tfw empty redneck-ass state with no gay groups or gays

>>5404340
There needs to be an "any" option and an "as long as it's not a babydick" option

>>5404347
But that defeats the whole purpose of "prefer the most".

>>5404338
>tragic life
Honestly I can't remember the last time I had a bad day.

>>5404343
Become a qt sub skinhead

>>5404340

But I prefer cute small ones

>>5404353

H
M
U

>>5404340
>>5404332

(The history is my dadkock. Also a genetic record of my forefathers is forthcoming down your throoot.)

Seemed like you needed that joke explained since you don't read.

>>5404338
>I think he's a swell guy.
Thanks, bud.

Good night, gurls.

>>5404353
>tfw meet all of Senpai's known criteria
>except that one

>>5404350
Would that even look good?

>>5404358

How you doin bb

>>5404363

It's ok bb

I don't expect perfection

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>>5404359
Good night, lassie. Keep your hands above the sheets now.

>>5404350
>I can't remember the last time I had a bad day
I'll break you eventually. Mark my words.
Until then, keep living every day with a big smile and a sparkle in your eyes!

>>5404367
bully-kun I still have trouble understanding you

it's like you care but at the same time you only care about making people feel bad

you're weird

What are the best dating sites for gay guys?

>>5404365
Idk what facial structure you have but a shaved head will make the thinning unnoticeable

>>5404367
>break me
Do it, break me anon. Spit in my mouth and tell me I'm no good

>>5404374
Tumblr

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smoked all the weed i own A G A I N and now i have none
why does this shit keep happening to me

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>>5404340
>mfw wondering if uncuts ever get little turdletts under their skin flaps when they get the shit dick.

>>5404380
ew

>>5404345
Which state? You might be surprised

>>5404379
bcoz ur ugly

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>>5404375
W-well, here I go!
>cautious spank
Y-yeah, you're, uh.. daddy's little girl now..g-go to your room..

>>5404372
I love each and every one of you, especially the blond and ginger qts.
Only if they're 5'10 and above though :]

>>5404384
meanie :c

>>5404382
Montana. I know everyone in this state and I'm the only gay.

>>5404384
>that spank

That just won't do anon

>tfw fem features

I didn't ask for this i_i

>>5404392
pics

>>5404383
im like..a 6/10?
above average by definition which is good enough for me

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>>5404389
Sorry, I'm not very used to people like you.
I need someone to break me out of my shell.

>>5404385
:]
Post lewds and I might change my mind, qt.

>bf has big dick
>he has to wax his shaft
Literally half of his shaft/dick is hairy. It's weird lol

>>5404385
Nah brah. They gays there. If I remember right you guys have a leather chapter somewhere over there but it's just going to take some looking.

>>5404401
yeah, I got that a bit too probably not as bad as your bf. I just shave mine in the shower

>>5404403
...what if I'm not into leather?

also, do you know how huge this state is?

>>5404405
That's what I'm saying, they have gay groups, you just need to actually look. Not just leather but they generally have an in with every other group.

>>5404385
>Montana
lol, looks like you guys have a "gay men's task force" out there
http://www.mtgayhealth.org/
...as well as a few native american trannies.

>>5404405
how far is Missoula from where you live?

>>5404415
An hour and a half drive on the interstate

>>5404415
>>5404422
And I was exaggerating a little but seriously it's such a shit show being gay out here.

>>5404095
Well I wasn't but I am now. Fuck you anon ;_;

>>5404379
Because you're a degenerate pothead. Buy more.

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>>5404447
>mustache
ruined

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>>5404384

>tfw 5 foot 10.5 manlet

feels good

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>>5404466
Are you a blond or ginger qt?

>>5404469

yep, blonde + blue eyes

>>5404447
You look awful

>>5404459
Some men look good with mustaches

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>>5404473
Congratulations.

>>5404466
>tfw 6'3 master race

feelsgoodman

Questions about porn.
How did you get into it and how did your tastes develop?
do you necessarily want to do/try the things you see in porn (either with a steady partner or a fwb or a random hook-up)?
Is it important for your bf to be into the same things in porn? Would it matter if they aren't?

>>5404474
That guy doesn't

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>>5404481
Yes, but there's so much sadness in your eyes.
And you look like a bet wetter.

>>5404485
I found my brother's DBZ hentai when I was 8 or 9, and the rest is history.

>>5404487
These eyes have seen things man.

>Bet wetter
How does one wet a bet?

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>>5404492
>typo
You win this time, but it won't happen again.
Nobody makes me their bitch, especially some gg sissy.

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He was so hot when he was young ;^;

>>5404447
sexy polish stud

>>5404501
>You win this time.
My reign continues undefeated and uncontested.

Also your model husbando looks like a sissy bitch.

>>5404447
I mustache you to refrain from posting pics such as this.

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>>5404523
What sort of insecure buttpirate feels the need to bully helpless boys on the internet?
Praying for you.

>>5404529
>Praying for you
Your false deities cannot help me.

Nah he's actually pretty cute desu, would cuddle.

>>5404188
He was certainly invested in our live action thread theatre last night

I want to grab booger by the throat. Slowly cut her fucking arteries out while she begs me to stop with her half ass apologies I use her blood from her arteries to smother my cock in blood and facefuck her while she's crying and I smack her and call her a good little whore.
After im done I cut off her limbs throw that tranny into the ocean and walk away smoking a ciggarette into the sunset proud of myself.

Well I want to marry qtpersian

>>5404546
I want to grab qtpersian by the throat. Slowly cut her fucking arteries out while she begs me to stop with her half ass apologies I use her blood from her arteries to smother my cock in blood and facefuck her while she's crying and I smack her and call her a good little whore.
After im done I cut off her limbs throw that tranny into the ocean and walk away smoking a ciggarette into the sunset proud of myself.

>>5404542
Well...

>>5404549
top kek

Old or original pasta?

>>5404553
I made it myself.
Im going to continue to make more.

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I want a bad boy

>>5404542
M u h D i c k

>>5404549
>>5404542
Hot af

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>>5404533
When was the last time you cuddled with someone? When I look in your eyes, all I see is loneliness and death.
I'd cuddle you, but I'd need some way to defend myself.

>>5404566
Wow anon you really know how to complement a gurl.

To answer your question it was about 2 months ago before he left me and you couldn't replace him anyway.

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Emperor Elagabalus #1 femboy of all time

>>5404457
i just moved away
idk any dealers
probably gonna have to go on tor
>>5404575
big ups

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>>5404575
King of trash is still a king I guess. Still between the bears and the fatties, femboys are the least revolting, most of the time at least.

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>>5404573
ty, I have a kind heart.
You could always learn to love me. I don't require a lot of affection, food, or sunlight, so I won't be much of a burden.
I don't have many talents, or aspirations, and I can be quite despondent at times, but I'd be glad to support you through your endeavors.

>>5404575
Tfw no elagabalus bf

>>5404579
Where have you moved to? County wise I mean to avoid being specific.

>>5404582
You sound like a vampire desu anon. Sorry I don't date blood suckers.

>>5404412
>>5404425

>move to Montana
>find me a qt little Indian squaw like Circe
>live in beautiful big sky country
>warm cuddles under Indian blankets
>pounding that native boypussy every night
>????
profit

>>5404588
east midlands

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>>5404588
>Sorry I don't date blood suckers
You don't have to date me.
I'd just keep you company and occasionally do nice things for you, like make presents, draw pictures and do your laundry. I don't like cooking for other people though, it makes me anxious.

>>5404591
>Circe
Enemy.

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>>5404594

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAHHAGAGAGGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

having fun there?

>>5404595
stone the flamin crows.

>you will never walk down the street and see 5652 attempting to pass by
>You will never grab him and make him come to your place
>You will never rape 5652 and cut his arteries out
>You will never pour salt and lemon juice inside her wounds while fucking wound
>you will never cum on his face and tie her up with concrete bricks and throw him into the ocean
>you will never drive off into the sunset and go home and watch gundam proud of yourself

>>5404594
>tfw staying with mami in East Anglia

Fml

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>mfw live in london and have access to uncountable amenities and priceless experiences 24/7

>>5404609
Tfw usually live in brighton and have the same thing except not shit

>>5404594
Ahh can't help you then, I only know guys in the West Midlands and Staffordshire.

>>5404595
>I don't like cooking for other people though
Red flag. I'm to squeamish to cook anything to do with meat so that's a mandatory requirement.

>>5404611
I hear Brighton is overflowing with fags. You must be in your element.

>>5404609
KENNINGTON

>>5404613
There are a lot of fags, dykes, and trannies

C l o s e t tho, nobody really suspects anything and i don't feel like coming out

>>5404611

>tfw visited the world-class National Portrait gallery on a whim a few days ago for free because of our glorious Arts Council

what does brighton have? A pier?

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>>5404613
Why don't you love me?
Tell me, baby, why don't you love me
When I make me so damn easy to love?

>>5404601
not really
>>5404607
maki no
>>5404608
with the old man innit
bc i dropped out of university like a dickhead
this is my life now
>>5404609
FU FU FU

>>5404607
maki pls go

>>5404617
I-I know a great italian place
>>5404619
Rip

>>5404615
>Being a closet case in the most fabulous town in England
You squander your gifts so easily.

>>5404618
Learn to cook a medium steak and then we'll talk.

>>5404617
>Wanting to live in London
Hahahahaha

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>>5404624
>Learn to cook a medium steak
I know how to do that, it's just that I've never cooked for another person before. It will be my first time, that makes me nervous.

>>5404624

>doesnt like london
>likes medium steak

of course

>>5404624
London is grt m8, I'm heading over to spitalfields for the market later and then some shopping in shoreditch and free beers in brick lane l8r.

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>>5404624

guys he clearly isnt serious

just baiting + shitposting like he always does

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>>5404629

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>>5404637

yii

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>tfw no twink to give me massages after a powerlifting PR

>>5404622
until i sort my life out and go back to university anyway
>>5404632
stop making me feel so shitty about my life

>>5404632

>free beers in brick lane

DEETS

>>5404655
It's thursday innit, bound to be some artsy fartsy stuff going down sumplace, they always give out free beer.

>>5404629
There's a first time for everything anon.

>>5404631
>>5404632
It's an overpriced shithole.

>>5404636
Nah senpai but I'm flattered you took the time to search the archives for my posts.

>>5404666

for real?

I had no idea

>>5404643
Pup training 101

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>>5404670

>literally you rn

>>5404671
what, you thought peeps went to openings for the great works of art? it's to get tipsy off the free wine or beer they're serving m8.

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>mfw spots
:(

>>5404685
they're barely visible you faggot
lap it up and be glad you're not a level 70 neckbeard with acne like minefields

>>5404691

>lap it up

ew

>tfw you will never be a professionally successful + beautiful young person from a middle class family living in a major city
THESE FUCKING FEELS
WHY DID MY PARENTS SHIT ME OUT WHERE THEY DID WHY AM I UGLY WHY DO I HAVE NO PARTICULAR SKILLS OR ABILITIES ARHGHH

>>5404675
>How dare you dislike something I like

>>5404685
Not even that bad desu. I'd be more concerned with that patchy fuzz.

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>>5404696

its not really visible normally b/c i am blonde, but i do need to shave yeah

>>5404700
post scarf and shoes...

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>>5404696

s o u r
g r a p e s

>>5404693

maybe you shouldnt focus on things you cant change and should stop trying to externalise your problems by blaming circunstances

plenty of great men came from nothing - if you stop looking for excuses and apply yourself, I am sure you can do the same.

>>5404692
it's an expression!
Don't you get squeamish on me when we all know you're taking 3 cocks up the ass daily

>>5404709

i would rather have a 10man gangbang every day for a year than taste even the tiniest amount of zit-juice once

that is VILE

>>5404700
Post qt blond

>>5404706
:^)

>tfw wrapping christmas gifts
>tfw wrapping the gift i bought for my little niece
>tfw it looks like santas elves have parkinsons this year
>tfw terrible at wrapping
>tfw will never be the perfect gay uncle

I am a disappointment

>>5404624
yeah but idk

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>>5404737
Name fell off whoops lol

>>5404715
>i would rather have a 10man gangbang every day for a year
I'll bet you would
slut

>>5404742
don't steal my name like you stole my heart.

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>>5404772
REALLY, NOW? IN FRONT OF THE KIDS?

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>>5404774

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>>5404774

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>tfw unpacking
>tfw find a spliff-sized bud attached to a sock
looks like christmas came early for me laddies
>>5404737
just never come out
everyones happy

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>>5404785
wut
>>5404789
>
>>5404790
ayyy lmao

I won't dw i'm str8 as fuggg

>>5404790
It's a Christmas miracle!

Remind me of:
>Organizing book shelf
>Pick up some Burroughs I haven't read in a year
>Half a sheet of LSD falls out from between the pages

That was a fun weekend.

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>>5404791
you posted a SWC gif so I replied with one.

>>5404790
Isn't christmas over already?

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>>5404804
oh.

I don't actually know what it is lol i just have a bunch of random gifs.

My right testicle hurts. Stupid varicocele.

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>>5404811
You should watch it sometime. Great show, My favourite.

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>>5404822
>>5404811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CH-9tVbKCM

>>5404791
no-one is going to believe you when u come out t b h
>>5404803
hahahaha
how do you forget about half a sheet of lsd
>>5404805
christmas is always over except when its not

>>5404833
I know senpai it's gonna be tough
>>5404830
>>5404822
Might do, i've got a lot of time free now, got a few shows people have recommended i need to get round to watching.

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>>5404841
This one is short it only lasted 4 seasons. Comedy Central pulled the plug. It was such a great show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ys4oIwj6yw&list=RDlR5wvSTKe5g&index=6

>>5404833
My guessing is the other half made me forget. There was also half a strip of Valium in there, which fucks my memory up big time, so take that as you will.

>>5404841
I wouldn't worry I've been out for 5 years and people still don't believe me. Although it is sometimes advantageous.

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>>5404848
>>5404841
There was also a movie made. Mostly the same jokes as the show, but young Chris Pratt is in it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369994/

>>5404856
lmfao
>I've been out for 5 years and people still don't believe me.
tbf you arent an obvious lil gay boy like niq

>>5404863
>obvious lil gay boy like niq
Top kek. It can't be that obvious though if nobodies called him out on it.

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where are they now?

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>>5404877
he lost all the weight

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>>5404877
he's still a manlet

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>>5404877
he'll never get rid of that baby face, forever manlet babyface

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>tfw learning russian

Eto velikiy!

>>5404870
>>5404863
yeah literally nobody has called me out, my family used to be suspicious but i do alright with getting attention from grils. One girl in a club asked me randomly once. Otherwise AS FAR AS I KNOW nobody suspects the faggot

>>5404930

Why do you want to be closeted? being closeted sucks ass

>>5404935
i don't know, really... I'm not actively looking for a relationship, or sex. I don't want attention, and I don't care that people think I'm straight otherwise, so why would I go through the hassle of coming out? It's comfy here.

>>5404930
Yeah nobody guessed I was either but afterwards they were like "it makes sense now you never used to talk about grills or anything".

Out of curiosity, why exactly are you still in closet?

>>5404903
Privet tovarishch

>>5404939

Because there might be a 10/10 qt with perfectly compatible interests who really wants to ask you out but thinks you are straight

because being open and honest about yourself is conduicive to a healthy mental state?

because it lets you do gay things without having to worry about letting the cat out of the bag

because you have to do it eventually, and the sooner you do it the easier it is

because... it will be a good conversation starter? im running out of reasons, but you get my point.

>>5404943
>>5404939
If it's not affecting him in a negative way then I don't really think it matters yet.

I do find it strange though desu. Although I did come out less than a month after I realized it myself so maybe I'm biased.

>>5404941
this >>5404939

>>5404943
>Because there might be a 10/10 qt with perfectly compatible interests who really wants to ask you out but thinks you are straight

I'm not looking for anything. if it happens it happens, but i don't even know if i'm ready for a relationship.

>because being open and honest about yourself is conduicive to a healthy mental state?
That ship sailed so long ago bro

>because it lets you do gay things without having to worry about letting the cat out of the bag
I'm the gayest straight person ever but like all 16-25s are gay as fuck these days

>because you have to do it eventually, and the sooner you do it the easier it is
Eh

Honestly, I've had a really weird year, and it just doesn't feel like a good idea to me right now. Dust still settling etc from full mental retardation tier shit

>>5404952

>if it happens it happens

it wont happen if youre closeted m8

>>5404930
its not like they are just going to literally call you out tho and force you out of the closet , like that random girl and ur family arent going to be the only ones who have been suspicious. they are just the only ones who said anything lol.
wake up niq. there is no reality except the one within us.

>>5404970
welp, shit happens i guess
>>5404986
lol maybe

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>>5404986
Apparently everyone was suspicious of me they just didn't want to accuse me of being a fag.

>>5404990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUVT1NZtZPo

>>5405056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp2Hwi9qM48

>>5405069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8JmFeC5RMs

>>5403947
>going to rio
>not just shitposting on /sp/

poor form

>>5404903
sounds fun
russian always seemed kinda interesting to me

>>5405150

ill need it to work in the ESA in the future

its actually kinda fun to be honest, and it will let me swear at the russian cunts who always fuck up my CSGO matches. win win!

>>5405157
what's the esa? is that like some russian liberation front or something

>>5405171

haha no
http://www.esa.int/ESA

>>5405177
that's neat, what would you like to do there?

What's everyone listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3217H8JppI

>>5405187

I'm looking at mission specialist, payload specialist and command/pilot capabilities atm. Its all kidna up in the air.

My career plan is thus:
>get my mech eng degree from cambrigde (maybe aerospace engineering, i dont have to specialise until the end of my first year)
>leave uni at 24, join the RAF on officer's comission
>log up at least 1000 flight hours
>leave the RAF after 12 years
>be 36, apply to ESA in whichever positions i find i have an aptitude for
>take whatever job they give me, even if its shit

i would legit work as a janitor at the ESA if they offered me the job. i just want to work for Europe as a whole.

>>5405188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NfnXdXpjL0
early morning chill vibes u kno how i do

>>5405199
>Early morning

Where you from sludge?

>>5405188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSdtvfBQd6c

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>>5405213
it's actually not that early since i'm used to getting up at 3am for work, but i'm on vacation so i've been sleeping in til like 6:30

>>5405198
that's cool, seems like you've thought this shit out. i hope you stick to it and they give you a nice position

>>5405225
You make me feel like a slob for hating having to get up at 6am haha.

>>5405240
i mean i fucking hate my job and i hate getting up at 3 for sure
but it's been like 8 months now, i've gotten used to it
if it makes you feel any better, i've been on vacation for a week and i've only put on real clothes once

>>5405225
>sleeping in til like 6:30
Damn.

>>5405240
>6am
I'm still not used to getting up at 7. For years I slept in till noon.

>>5405251
>only put on real clothes once
I'm intrigued.

>>5405252
Yeah I hated my old job getting up at 7, now I get up at 6. Woe is me.

>>5405273
>>5405251
>>5405240
Sometimes for work I get up at 6pm but I finish at 8am so it's all swings and roundabouts niggas

>>5405277
That's sort of my preferred sleep schedule. Seeing the sun is for faggots.

>>5405277
That actually sounds pretty doable. Probably because I didn't get up til 4pm for like 2 years straight.

>>5405282
it's not a schedule, i get up at 7am 3 days a week, so i'm usually on 'sleep when i can' mode.

That said, i'm at home for 2 weeks. no classes, no work, i'm sleeping like 14 hours a night, it's dope af

>>5405277
my last job the hours were fairly random, there were lots of times where i was closing at 2am and opening the next day at 9am
i prefer this

>>5405273
i've been wearing a lot of pajama pants and no underwear

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>>5405289
>i've been wearing a lot of pajama pants and no underwear
Comfy as fuck. Especially the fleece/thermal ones. They feel great on the d.

>>5405289
>Pajama pants and no underwear
>Not walking around nude all day as the king of your domain
Pleb

>>5405319
i live with my parents
that would be
awkward

>tfw havent eaten all day, its 3pm, and im supposed to be bulking

i just order 2 pizzas now, right?

had a nocturnal emission for the first time in 5 years
i dreamt a random older man was dry humping me at the local grocery store

woke up moaning like a bitch ;-;

>>5405319
I have a roommate. I'm not to worried about him seeing my junk, but I'd pay good money not to see him naked.

>>5405324
Do it. Eat them both covered in ranch.

hahahaha
theres this femfag on my grindr whos builtmode af
it is highly amusing

>>5405335

i wanna see
builtmode is hot af

>>5405332
That sounds pretty hot, anon. Time to go find yourself a daddy. lol

>>5405309
you are god imho

>>5405319
Emm yeah, having a bro at home and parents stop that
>tfw not living alone

>>5405323
>>5405357
How old are you guys that you still live with your parents?

>>5405344
T-thanks. That means allot actually. I was having second thoughts about posting the pic, because of how shitty I look.

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>>5405338
lol kk

>>5405361
I'm 18 and still in school, pal

>because of how shitty I look
Come on man, you look fucking great in like every picture

>>5405362

id probs let him have a go at me tbqh

>>5405361
i'm 23

>>5405361
you look perfect in every picture you post

>>5405367
>implying hes a top

>>5405364
>Come on man, you look fucking great in like every picture
I know you mean it. I just wish I could see it.

>>5405369
How do you do it? I mean I love my parents, but I got out of the house at 18, I can't imagine hanging around for another five years.

>>5405385
because $500 is a lot better than $1500 rent
i hate living with my mother but it sure beats being homeless

>>5405376

>implying youre a top

>>5405385
I hope you'll see it eventually mate

>>5405387
>$1500
Can't you find a room mate or two? 750 kind of sucks, but i'd def pay $250 a month not to live with my family.

>>5405392
>implying any of you are tops

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>>5405364
>>5405393

>mfw reading this brownnosing

>>5405399
Bottom gen when
>>5405400
I don't brown nose to anyone
Just giving lil twisty dick an honest complement

>>5405393
Maybe after the next bulk/cut.

Off to the gym to lift and cry. lol

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>>5405392
>>5405399
implying i was implying

>Hi u look soooooo horny do u like older guys

>>5405399

>mfw because i lift and am confident, everybody thinks i am a top
>only get approached by fems and other subby guys
>i really just want a dom to hug me and then pound my bp into the bedsheets

life is hard

>>5405397
>because i have an extra 250 i can spend every month
living in la isn't cheap
how about you just trust that i moved back in with my mother cause it's the best choice for me

>>5405407

>even reading messages from old guys

tactical error, that

>>5405400
>beseechingKramer.jpg
Come on, man. Let them be in hairless potato love. Damn, now I want potato skins.

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>>5405405
15 mins into lift and cry, he gives you this look
>>5405408
Sounds rough
Tbh I get the opposite being on the lighter side (I mean muscle not fat hue hue) everyone thinks I'm bottom/sub
I'm just a little top
>>5405415
>hairless potato love
I'll have you know I have a little treasure trai, thank you very much

>>5405421
Good to know. The hairless part was for Ann. I was going for a slash thing.

>>5405405
Stay strohnk, brae. The weights can't hurt you anymore.

>>5405435
Oh that makes a lot more sense desu
Fair play m8

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>>5405440
what is it?

>>5405440
please be a makarov

>>5405414
i-im lonely

>>5405440
On of those Russian winter hats or the watch

>>5405440
You're that watch anon I'm guessing.

>>5405440
curvy copulating child pornography?

>>5405460
Rugby rubbed off on you in a bad way man
>>5405455
Thinking the same think Harmon

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>>5405440

inside is... another identical box!

whats inside this one?