MTFG My first christmas as a woman edition

>>5402508
>two masculine hons kissing and picturing they are little girls
>pure
sure big buddy

tfw first Christmas without benus

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>>5402509
>tfw another year as a man
kill me please

>>5402519
>guaranteedreplies.jpg

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Reposting ! Got my pikachu hat today!

>christmas
wow antisemitic

>>5402524
congratulations u gay bitch. fucking whore. ilu :3

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>tfw your country finally passes a cohabitation agreement law

>>5402537
nigga u gay

>>5402539
please respond

>>5402524
congratulations, you are a man without a dick

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>>5402507
IP

>>5402506
Me too, anon

>>5402517
>>5402519
Wish I had the pic saved
oh well this'll do

>>5402521
nah but biotin will

>>5402520
>>5402537
cutee

>>5402524
what are you and ur gf doing for Christmas??
hope it's fun

>>5402541
rofl the filename

>>5402551
woman without a penis
fify

>>5402555
>current year
>not being a women with a dick

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>>5402565
>tfw im just a man with tits

>>5402552
then you don't need to see my face cuz u can just look in the mirror

hey /fa/ rate my taste. I think I might give the pink sweater to my mom for christmas.

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>>5402567
Don't start fishing around now.

>>5402565
>not being a fetish object
>feels gud
>>5402552
celebrating with her family

>>5402552
me on the right

>>5402567
yes you are brah

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oops

>>5402572
just leave him. kayle is desperate for attention as always

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>>5402577
but kay's "a good girl"

>tfw i go see my doctor
>everything is cool
>talk about srs stuff
>gential exam
>go I really want srs
>still sad after getting trigger, not tumblr triggered
>decide to go stop by the glendale gallria
>get in the parkinglot and realize fuck consumerism and decide to drive home
>doing up 90 up the 2.
>decide fuck it lets keep going
>end up going up a mountin road doing over 100 in some paces
>nearly got a ticket for doing 50 mph in a 15pmh hair pin turn
>it was fun
>i nearly died
>i kind of wish I let go and let the car slide down a 3000 foot drop
>come down the mountain was fun though
>decide well why not live until after srs for a bit.
>still going to race down angeles crest again when I get back from Arizona after xmas.
>I am still waiting to get a traffic ticket because no matter what I do I still haven't got one that stuck.

>>5402567
I am a tranny with no tits. Infact my tits strunk. My doctor told me to ask my srs doctor to see if he can give me a ba while I get srs ffs. She measured them and I saw the look on her face when she realized they were smaller than they were before. She wasnt going to tell me that but I asked her because I knew something was up.


Anyone want to hang out in phoenix btw. I will be in phoenix from Saturday until Tuesday. I might go to Portland Oregon after new years too.

>>5402567
nigga looks like norm mcdonald

>>5402555
your chromosomes dare to disagree with you, sir

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>>5402582
god damn it my trip came off

>>5402585
xxy sure seems male as fug

oh wait

>>5402579
w2c the coat on the right

>tfw first Christmas as a man
bretty gud, you all have a happy holiday, MTF Gen.

>>5402581
kays is a confused old man
only miss cock is a good girl

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>>5402577
no
it me

>>5402568
but not all hons look the same
cmon now

>>5402571
where pic @@@@@

>>5402579
o hm
I dont like any personally but I know my mom would rlly like that cardigan

>>5402582
Why put other people in danger with your recklessness though
unless it's a really secluded road

>>5402590
me on the right

>>5402572
>dat file name
kek

>>5402579
the tan peacoat is qt

>>5402582
you are getting srs, you have no right to complain anymore

>>5402594
Merry christmas :3

hey,
picked up some banh mis and polish food after getting my face fried at electrolysis

how was your day mtfg?

>>5402592
does ks have any effect with hrt?

>>5402601
you don't want srs so why care ?

>>5402590
me in the middle

>>5402592
>y
are you feigning retardation, sir? no matter how many X's you have in every one of your cells, Y will make you male forever because of the one drop rule. learn 2 biology

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>>5402595
im not old, not one fucking wrinkle

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>>5402597
no one was on the road at 2pm. I saw like five cars in two hours of driving. Besides that, no one takes that fucking road unless they also have the same death wish. It is basically an old road used to service power lines that people with death wishes also use to fulfill their death wish drives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWq9vCW5dDI

basically the road I drove except I went off and took an even more dangerous road.

>>5402601
I am still a tranny that doesn't pass.

I hate that I'm listening to this song. And yet, I'm still listening.
https://youtu.be/PaEIXFV8g2g

>>5402601
>you have no right to complain anymore
fuck off retard

go drown in your private pool you spoiled brat

>>5402619
well we could still hang out, I need a reason to go out in girl mode

>>5402607
idk my transition went pretty well
>>5402613
>xxy is clearly male
lmao I can't take you serious "mr biology expert"

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>>5402623
>and people still get mad at me for being girly

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>>5402597
i look like the facial combination of these men t b h

i am known as a "very handsome guy" by everyone in town

>>5402608
I do want srs, I can't afford it.

>>5402627
>my transition went pretty well
Tends to happen when the government pays for your operations. Same goes with elanna.

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>>5402616
Oh cool when did you get your ears priced. I can't deal with super heavy ear rings though. Like the ones you have look cool, but I like the heavy ones and stuff.

>>5402625
yeah like maybe after xmas. I am busy tomorrow and Friday. I have to pack and stuff for Arizona and I will be busy Christmas week. After Christmas but before new years will be good though. After new years I will most likely be in Portland for a week or something.

>>5402633
>>5402633
I look like a dude, see picture.

>>5402616
damn nigga, you must be at least 40

>>5402641
well if you're in need of srs you get it
but you seem quit happy miss cock

>>5402627
every one of your cells stores the SRY gene even if you cut your manmember off, brah

you are a man, period

>>5402632
everyone gets mad at you for acting "girly" because you do it like a typical fetishist does

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Everything is horrible and I want to die. I put off therapy/hormones and I'm now regretting it big time. How to deal with suicidal thoughts?

>>5402644
I didn't get my ears pierced, those are my grandmas clip ons.

Also how the hell can you afford to go on all those trips? You know what forget it, just don't even respond to me anymore.

>>5402646
I turned 26 in june

>>5402593
found it at h&m. got it for $25 because of a sale. its super soft.
>>5402597
post some of your stuff!
>>5402601
ty kales

>>5402653
I assume a XY Cais is male too then ?
almost looks like sex chromosomes are quite useless in general

you are funny, period

or tell me more pls xD

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>>5402627
>dresses like a 15 year old boy
>he thinks he ever transitioned

>>5402623
ewww

>>5402619
Oh hm
Well just be careful okay
Try not to hurt anyone else at least

>>5402633
That's what ffs is for, anon

>>5402664
start mones/therapy

>>5402671
I can't take pics but I dress like a goth rofl
I want combat boots @______@

>>5402537
a black tranny?

>>5402684
>dresses like a 15 yo boy
>still passes
what's your excuse hon ?

>>5402674
>that biology-denying hon delusion
whatever brah

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there are people behind me laughing, and whispering, and i'm p sure it's about me and my honliness.
a-at least it'll all be over on the 23rd when i can hide in my house until feb. right?

>>5402684
>>5402692
ouch

>>5402695
>XY CAIS
>delusion
wat

>>5402686
i love boots
>inb4 kayla "foot fedoras"

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>>5402659
>melly
>guns
>I don't know shit about cars except how to be reckless, literally, I didn't know how to check tire pressure until two months ago
>drinking
>I stand with rand
>posting on arch linux atm

yup all the girl shit I do.

>>5402666
lol, these things hurt btw

>>5402686
idk at this point

>>5402692
I dress like a woman and don't pass. I blame my ugliess.


>>5402708
http://i.imgur.com/sXk9NbE.jpg

this is mine

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>>5402701
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>5402720
melly please

>>5402720
>>posting on arch linux atm
top taste senpai.
>>5402721
i don't know if i should ree or cry, but i really want to do the latter.

>>5402686
>start mones/therapy
I can't right now, I'm abroad for school and won't be back home for another 5 months or so. It was either do this or start my transition, and it turns out that I picked the wrong option and I kind of want to die.

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>>5402664
I'm gate keeping myself until I'm sure I'm trans
Doing everything else in the meantime

>>5402726
me too anon... me too
>;_;
>>5402720
what is THAT

>>5402674
>trying to trivialize biology and piggybacking on one of the rare conditions where the Y is literally dysfunctional unlike his
guess what, man? you had a PENIS, you had a normal male puberty, a XY female does not have any of those

remember the difference, sir

>>5402720
melly you are a woman

kayla is not

>>5402731
I know that feel. I recently had a bit of a crisis when I turned 20. A quarter of my life behind me and I'm not even in the right fucking body. Try to find out if you really are trans sooner rather than later, it'll go so much better.

>>5402734
the worst part about it is that there was much more staring than usual. kill me.

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>>5402724
No, I am pretty clockable. I was in seattle about a month ago and these dudes knew I was trans.

http://i.imgur.com/vTip0KY.jpg

that is a cool library they are standing in front of btw.

>>5402726
Yeah it is pretty good, but I have gnome shell as my wm. I am trying to install awesome on a laptop with arch and it isn't working out. Tons of erros and stuff. Like the arch install I am using on my desktop works great, but the laptop has tons of problems. the wifi-menu doesn't work at all and I had to chroot back in and install everything to make it work again because it doesn't work out side of thumb drive. xinit doesn't want to start awesome no matter what I do. Yes, I added exec awesome to xinitrc and did a bunch more. idk I will fuck with it after I eat dinner.


>>5402734
muh dick

>>5402746
nah I don't pass, see picture.

>>5402764
well, if you wanna try openbox ArchBang is a great install script if you just want it done with.

>>5402764
melly, you just look like a big mexican mamma with some residual kikeness in her
kayla just looks like your typical 50 year old dude crossdressing for the first time and posting his cock in panties for erotic pleasure

>>5402755
don't want to be a failed trans

>>5402764
If you don't pass, it's certainly because of mannerisms and/or voice. You look like an average female to me.

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I support this thread :)

>tfw bio lesbian
>tfw 'avin an giggle mate
god damn you dicky broads are so easy to pick on

>>5402783
we're all on the brink of insanity m8

>muh unpassability
melly = hyperactive faye

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>>5402709
They're cute who doesn't tbqh

>>5402720
that pic
lol

>>5402729
Can you not self-med

>>5402782
Christmas is life

First poll
http://strawpoll.me/6287970

Second poll
http://strawpoll.me/6287978

>>5402788
no h8 m8

>>5402779
yeah that shit and fashion and how you carry yourself and communicate and stuff count for a lot, like I somehow manage to pass

>>5402783
>dicky broads
lol

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>>5402772
>archbang

no, this thing pissed me off but I am going to solve it.

>>5402773
I AM NOT A FUCKING KIKE AND i AM NOT A MAMMA. FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.

Also most poeple think kayla is prettier than me according to the tierlist and such. I am pretty uggo which is why I don't have a partner.


I don't even look remotely kike either, how dare you fucking say that.

>>5402790
here is another.

>>5402779
i sound like a trucker and look like a trucker for that matter.

>>5402633
I thought you were back on hrt Holic?

>>5402801
no the imgur @_______@

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Lala Larry's front boypussy's status: Annihilated.

>>5402761
what were you wearing?

>>5402795
>Second poll
what the fuck man

>>5402761
who? and staring at what part of you?

>>5402788
This desu

>>5402778
Fair enough. It's hard to be for sure for sure.

>>5402790
I probably could, but I'm pretty concerned about fucking it up. Plus I'm only out to one person who's one of my closest friends.

Tfw psychologist trying to convince me im not trans becuase i have no intention of getting srs at its current level.

>>5402801
whoa rude

so much hebrewtastic self-denial

>>5402812
long sleave shirt, jeans, and a flecktarn parka. shirt is striped grey/black, black jeans.
>>5402819
random people, and like me in general? i dunno, like mostly my face. i know i'm a fucking hon but fuck me.

>>5402821
same
just tell that shitlord to go step on a lego

>>5402764
>http://i.imgur.com/vTip0KY.jpg
how did you manage to get a pic of them? was it before you got clocked?

>>5402815
I-I guess I'm agp ;~;
I just hate not having periods or a vagina and I guess I've lost my mind

>>5402801
well fuck you then

>>5402801
consider this: you look like jazz from i am jazz except 200% more fat. now jazz is a kike so it makes sense you are likely a cake too cause you look like her

case closed
call me ace attorney phoenix al ways wright

>>5402828
>flecktarn parka.
oh I think I remember you
m-maybe they just didn't l-like your fashion... right?

how long on mones?

>>5402821
I told mine I want SRS just to be safe. I kinda want it, BUT I have no idea if I will ever have the money, as well as the courage to travel to fucking Asia to have the surgery

>>5402845
aas for >1 year, E for like 4 months. i did hrt the pants on head retarded way because i wasn't sure about doing it.

>>5402851
oh well I mean you are still early. how old are you?
It will take a bit.

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>>5402805
oh das is my dick lol.

here is one with my dick next to a .388 brss

http://i.imgur.com/H4XbOkL.jpg

>>5402823
I am not a jew though nor do I look jew. Just stop this meme please.

>>5402831
i took it right before when we got off the car.

>>5402842
look I don't like people claim I am stuff that I am not.

>>5402844
who the fuck is jazz and I haven't hate cake in a long time. I am trying to lose weight and stuff. If you are talking about my make up, I don't think I caked it on too much.

>>5402831
yeah I took it before I passed them on the cross walk. My cousin and I ate at a place right before we went into the library.

http://i.imgur.com/8gUVI2U.jpg

>>5402859
I started at 20 and I don't pass. I am 25 btw.


btw mtfg, do I and my cousin look alike

here is a picture of her

http://i.imgur.com/16TRq7B.jpg

>>5402801
you look like a cholo kike hybrid

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>>5402859
19 senpai. i wasnt even trying to present. well, time to use my benzo cache.

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>>5402552

wake up wake up! *slaps ur shriveled girlcocks*

>>5402873
>http://i.imgur.com/H4XbOkL.jpg
fucking gross

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>>5402873
>is born with a micropenis
>still gets mutilated
LOL

anyway, this is jazz
<--

>>5402879
>being in guymode
then what are you bitching about?

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>>5402874
how the fuck am I a kike or a cholo

fuck off mtfg

>>5402887
you didn't have to click it

>>5402894
oh, she looks like a jew and I look nothing like her.

see

>>5402894
Motherfucker doesn't even try to hide the fucking mustache properly

>>5402898
people staring at me senpai. shit never happened before this.

>>5402899
>how the fuck am I a kike or a cholo
you are both
also native american and japanese

>>5402873
h-how unlucky
Have you considered FFS/saving for it?

ehh resemblance is like 50/50
>>5402879
damn dude. w-well think of it on the bright side, maybe they didn't clock and they just though you looked weird.
umm
;_;
don't worry anon I'll make you feel better with a hug

>>5402880
i guess you're right. i think there's just too much wrong to do that right now, and hopefully when it's over and done with i'll be able to do what you're doing.

do you have a skype or w/e, btw? i can mail mine to a disposable email too if that's easier.

>>5402899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8gmEWG7U3Q

>>5402908
>the entirety of NYC thinks i look weird
kill me ;-;
/mtfg/ suicide pact when?

>>5402899
>how the fuck am I a kike or a cholo
you look the part and you definitely ain't white that's for damn sure

>>5402919
fuck suicide, get high instead

>>5402919
oh you live in NYC?
me too
don't worry m8 you are not alone ;-;

>>5402924
i already am.
benzos are love, benzos are life.

>>5402883
me on the right

hi elanna !!

>>5402894
What age is Jazz now

>>5402899
shalom shalom muthafucka

>>5402907
I am just native.

no more lying, I am not some fucking ricer farmer or anything.

>>5402913
yeah I am native.

>>5402923
never said I was white.

>>5402924
>needing drugs

all I need to risk my life driving fast down a mountain

>>5402928
enjoy your benzo addiction.

>>5402933
nothing wrong with a smoke every once in a while

i love me some jazz in the morning

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>>5402927
shit senpai.
>tfw even bushwick thinks you look weird
>>5402933
i already am. it costs me ~3 bucks a month to maintain, and my entire household is addicted, so fuck it.

>>5402947
>bushwick
ay m8 i live 45 mins away from you.
/meetupwhen/?

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>>5402942
>smoking anything
>even the herbal jew

good goy


>>5402947
damn

drugs are just bad m'kay


I hate druggies desu.

>>5402931
I'm really nice irl, but I always felt the need to strangle sweet people like you

>>5402932
trip on slug

>>5402953
:^)

>>5402686
I dress goth most days but I like some color every now and then. Do you have anything nice you can show? I'm little for fashion advice.

>>5402951
>latino faggots in bushwick
you mean white kids from ohio?
>>5402950
well, the last meet up didn't go so well, and it was in NYC. i'd be down tho, i really don't give a fuarrk.
>>5402953
i'm not doing oxies anymore, so i'm doing better senpai. drugs are fucking great though. they numb you for a while, or they help you think, or they make everything better, at least for when they are active in you.

>>5402953
>that smile
wow you look like benjamin netanyahu there

the nose knows!

>>5402970
OY VEY THIS IS LIKE ANOTHA SHOAH

>>5402967
>last meetup
who did ya meet up with m8?

>>5402873
>>5402720
y da dik pix tho?

>>5402616
Not one wrinkle when you're wearing makeup and in some of the worst lighting I've seen a photo taken in?

>>5402974
oh, you didn't know about the infamous meet up? i wasn't there though. it's where the kiwi memes spawned from
>>5402978
myrtle and bushwick. back towards the morgan ave l stop. near robertas

>>5402959
idk I try to stay away from drugs as much as I can including alcohol. But I kind of fail some times. I have been sober from everything for like three weeks though. I mean if you look through a picture I posted you should know how I really feel about drugs lol. hint, I am wearing headphones in the picture.


>>5402968
>>5402970
seriously though, I am not a jew. I use yarmulkes for coffee filters

Is it true your bladder gets smaller on HRT?

>>5402912
Sure if you want, a throwaway email you can send it to is [email protected]. I have to go do some stuff but I'll try to remember to check it before i go to bed

>>5402954
W-why ;~;

>>5402964
I can maybe show u in a bit !!
Usually just band tee + distressed skinny jeans + shoes like pottery

>>5402795
>second poll
Could there be a no, but it's really fucking weird option?

>>5402991
ha!
that's a nice a good jewish joke right there

you'd make an amazing stand up comedian, jewlly

>>5402991
>I use yarmulkes for coffee filters
oy vey, you say this on the last night of hanukkah? are you an anti-semite? i'll have you know 6 gorillion died in those camps.

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>>5402995
What do you want to know about FFS?
Ask away

>>5402991
i dont touch anything other than weed, countless people have tried to pressure me into other stuff, but they have too many variables for me to deem them safe enough, and alcohol is a whole other story for a different day

>>5402873
Why the hell did you post the dick pick?
I'm posting it on /r9k/

>>5402990
ohok. I remember I was asked to join but yeah.
maybe we will we meet.
>>5403011
that image. WHAT

>>5402995
sent ;)

time to go roll around and suffer in bed

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i know you can't tell in this gif but my titties be lookin RIGHT in this bra!!! if any girls with small boobs want really great push ups/t-shirt bras seriously buy tommy hilfiger ones. best purchase.

how is everyone's day going tho?

>>5402998
Okay I'll share some stuff i wear too

>>5403021
#r00d desu
i'm actually doing much better in uni with hrt senpai.
>>5403024
maybe, i've never met someone from fortune to be desu.

>>5403009
seriously enough with the joke. I am not a jew.

>>5403010
Look don't bitch about sexagintillion people dying okay

>>5403016
I try to not to do anything that I can get addicted to and have a low chance of permanently fucking me up. I don't do stuff that often though. I drink about three drinks a month now try to stuff away from stuff, but once in awhile I want some fun lol.

>>5403018
go ahead

>>5403033
thanks for that.

>>5403024
It's the new ghostbusters aka tumblrbusters.
They suck up micro aggressions and fight the specter of oppression

>>5403033
creepy question but what band/cup size are u

>>5403037
yayy

>>5403052
edie is dollface lmao !!

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>>5403033
I'm not miserable 24/7. Only 25% of the time is dedicated to that.

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>>5403050
shut it down

>>5402873
How does that happen? Do you have a picture of your father's penis for comparison?

>>5403030
Well that should have been 622, not 92. Oops.

>>5403011
Idk I'm mostly curious about price. I have $8k saved up right now and put $2k in a savings account every month but I have no idea when's a good time to go talk to bart for a consult, since he considers them out of date after 6 months.

>>5403066
Nightmare man is my favorite spoopy character.
He's funny as fuck, the kind of horror villain you wanna be buddies with.

>>5402737
zzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz

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Is it weird that melly's Beni's pic reminded me of this?

>>5403033
Hi Edie!!! how r u

what's up 4chan I'm going to go look in the mirror so I can reaffirm my sense of self worth

>>5403078
Price all depends on the surgeon

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>>5403101
That has a rather negative effect when I try it

>>5403106
you're right

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I really want to buy an ushanka.

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>>5403050

mhmm

>>5403052

i mean i am dollface with the same manhands i've always had

>>5403061

34A, almost B ;-;

>>5403066

wait what

>>5403095

hihi! um i'm goood. chillin with friends, makin money at work, u know me u know me. how are you?

I really should be doing homework. I need to write a story in french and I'm on like page 2

>>5403127
The bra silly. My doctor basically suggested I go talk to my srs doctor about getting a boob job because my tits are well kind of small. I lost some weight and my tits got smaller despite being on progesterone. If I lose anymore weight I will be where your tits are at. I am a 36b atm, but I can't fill the full b cup anymore ;_:

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>>5402509
Estradiol hemihydrate or Pueraria Mirifica?

Bro, I don't even wan't tits and keep my erections and functional semen. I just want fat hips and less muscle.

So which is less dangerous?

>>5403101
I just did to give myself a reality check

>>5403141
This isn't a custom service, you stupid cunt. That's not how biology works. Peur will do literally nothing except waste your fool money. Estra will do all of it, at the same time, with no telling for sure how it will start because that's how puberty works. You are bumfuck retarded and high on the lies of femboy fetishists if you think this can go any other way. Crack open a textbook, you crackhead.

>>5403141
eh

>>5403150
The thing I like about these threads is your civilty.
Thanks for your advice. I won't buy that retarded vegetables now, but try Estra anyway to achieve trap mode aesthetics.

>>5403159
you going to rekt yourself faggot

>>5403159
oh im laffin

>>5403159
Yeah just don't come complain here when you end up infertile, can't get erections anymore and have possible health complications.

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hello i am home
any nice trips on?

>>5403180
>nice
>trips
pick one

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>>5403127
I'm ok, my semester is over and I'm kind of sick so I'm just relaxing!!

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>>5403181
i can't pick only one, there's plenty of nice trips around here

>>5403181
This to be quite honest sempai

>>5403199
>literally puts his nickname on his anime reaction images
creepy as h*ck

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>>5403212
oc donut steel fampi

>>5403220
kill yourself senpai

>>5403127
>34A, almost B ;-;
>34

you are a small one ;_;

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>>5403212
With the fucking way things are going it wont be long until people solely communicate online via the means of avatars and voicechangers, mark my words.
Next step is gonna be virtual reality.

>>5403220
kill yourself good my man

>>5403180
I'm nice :>

>>5403228
God I hope not. I like how things are now.

>>5403228
virtual reality master LIFE RACE REPORTING IN
virtual life reality love

in b4 reposted anglepic of david

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>>5402919 anon reporting in. It was clocking. All day. Good thing I can rent a nitrogen tank here right?

>>>/r9k/25044000

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I need help and the trans help general doesn't really help as much as they say they do.

The sites I was using say that I need a prescription to order them. But others are saying that you can bypass it by saying you'll fax them a prescription later on Inhousepharmacy. Can you get in trouble for this or is it safe? Or are there any alternatives.

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>>5403262

>haven't come out to family
>move out of my parents house
>everything is totally great
>have friends, sex life, am generally happy with my situation

>come out to my mom
>she thinks that my entire existence is about me being trans now
>"but what about all those mean people out there in the world! imagine what they will say!"
>she suddenly pretends to care about my friends or interests or favorite video games
>she can't just leave me alone and just be a normal family member i see every so often anymore
>she wants me to like explain to her my life like i am talking to my therapist

i can tell she cares, but its like there is this entire world out there and she can only see or understand a little bit of it.

i wish i had never told her and just let her find out via insurance reports for my hormones >_>

Looks like my jeans are discontinued. I guess I'm into leggings forever more. Fucking Levi's.

>>5403103
I'm aware of that, I did say bart in my post. I'll find what i need to know just digging around though.

>Who cares, as long as you're a nice guy nothing else matters. A person's worth isn't judged by girth or length

>lmao gun nuts NEED to compensate

LOL

Does my voice pass?

https://clyp.it/hqwtuije

>>5403291
oh my GOD no that's awful

you're like waaaaaaay over compensating

all you have to do is swallow a few times so you can feel your adams apple moving up and down, and try to hold it up as high as you can and don't be so sharp with your words

>>5403291
Sounds like a dude trying to sound like a woman, so not really. Keep working on it.

>>5403291
>two seconds in
haha, no.

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Good morning /mtfg/

>>5403291
nononono

>>5403291
you sound 100% male, sorry

>>5403291
It reminds me of mega64's game gurlz

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>>5403300
K U P P Y
U
P
P
Y

>>5403291
Lil too much through the nose.. try to relax a bit, it really sounds like you're putting too much effort into it all around. Keep practicing, it's something that'll just click some day as you try different things.

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>>5403317
Uhhh
What makes you think I'm AGP?

>>5403315
Hi Kiwi

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>>5403322
hi kuppy how was your morning/afternoon?

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I just had
The most WONDERFUL bath
In between a hot shower and a cold shower
Js

i want david, the crossdressing anime roleplaying lunatic, to leave

>>5403324
I got up like 2 hours ago
Laid in bed for a bit, then had breakfast.
How was your day?

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>>5403324
hi kiwi how r u

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>>5403334
that sounds nice, maybe i'll sleep in tomorrow
it was okay, i did work n stuff, i just got home like 30 minuteish ago

>>5403335
hi sheen i'm ok! how are you tn?

>>5403291
Wow this is horrible.

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>>5403300
good morning kup

>>5403317
what's going on in the thread then

more like first christmas quarterway into girlmode

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>>5403337
>hi sheen i'm ok! how are you tn?
well its day right now its like 1pm even.
I'm okay I just went to the dentist to get something shoved down the hole where my tooth was because it wasn't healing

>>5403342
we're talking about fashion and we're going to show off outfits

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>tfw drunk

>>5403348
I came in at the right time then!

Im super excited, my friend picked me up a bunch of clothes at some lgbt expo nearby. I get to try them all out relatively soon!

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>>5403345
oh gosh i hope they gave you painkillers at least, i'm going to the dentist tomorrow for a checkup and routine cleaning desu

>>5403349
elanna hi!!

>>5403349
>tfw high

>>5403350
she asked if I wanted anything and I said skirts and tops so idk w

>>5403343
fuck off you crazy hon

hey everyone ily all

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>>5403337

>>5403342
Morning Gem
What's up

>>5403337
I need to stop sleeping in, I keep wasting my days.

>>5403349
>ywn get drunk with Elanna
tfw

>>5403354
derp messed up, autoposted and mistyped yikes.

he asked if I wanted anything, I said skirts and tops so I have to see what he got for me :)

>>5403355
as in more like christmas as a twink guy until night when I can wear my girlmode clothes

you crazy

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>>5403352
Hi hi kiwi, how's it going? ^^

>>5403354
Jelly, I havn't smoked in way too long

>>5403359
These dreams don't have to remain memes!!!
;____________;

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>>5403352
they didn't need to, they just irrigated it scraped around a little to try and get it to bleed and then shoved something that tastes like mint and looks like tobacco down there

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>>5403291
maddie???

u need to practice breathlessness first >.>;;

>>5403349
d-don't do anything I wouldn't do.... i.e. get out of bed, go outside, etc

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>>5403366
still that sounds pretty scary ;~;

>>5403365
i'm ok, just really excited for my sensepil xl to get here already, if it came tomorrow on my day off that would be perfect desu, i hope it works

>>5403359
i wish i could just sleep every day away and wake up at noon and midnight to take my bobcorn, that would be the life

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Saw Star Wars, wasn't impressed

>>5403349
>tfw only slightly buzzed
Please send beer and cuties.
Actually just bring beer elanna.

>>5403360
>yay i can crossdress at home like a perverted man i am
tranbians, shaking my head family

>>5403365
I'm forever trapped in British Prison ;~;
Why did my ancestors have to steal bread or something?

>>5403376
No matter how much sleep I get, I feel sick. Sleep is lame

>>5403378
you're not impressed with anything though

>>5403384
its not crossdressing and its not fetishism fuck off

Im not doing it for kicks

>>5403378
to be fair nothing impresses u except chinese spandex robot super hero live action anime

>>5403389
if you were afraid to tell your family you'd keep it a secret too

>>5403375
Honestly, I was going to get my buzz on before doing my homework, but I think I went a bit overboard ;~;

>>5403376
That's your laser hair removal thing right? o.o

>>5403379
What kind of beer do you want me to bring you? ;~;

>>5403389
>not crossdressing and taking hormones for kicks
smdh ;_;

>>5403387
On the plus side you have really good beer there so far as I've heard.

>>5403394
haven't gotten my hormones yet :(

had to get a job to be able to afford them first, but thats down now

>>5403394
Come down here then, we'll have an Aussie BBQ

>tfw high as fuck walking downtown
>tfw listening to HWN
>tfw shitposting
Maximum comfy senpai.
Can benzos be your bf?

>>5403389
calm your T rage bro, it's not even an interrogation yet you lash out at people like a typical fratboy

>>5403394
I used to do that w/ coffee, esp when I couldn't find a spoon ... or like going into work like that >.>;;

completely opposite effect, made me useless as hell ;~;

>>5403399
Trip on Jocelyn

>>5403394
I could go for some maudite right now. Don't worry too much about that, your cute self is more important.

>>5403402
trip on kiwi

>>5403400
sorry bae

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>>5403267
Actually. Nevermind ;w;. I think I'll just stick with a doctor anyways because that stuff is pretty scary. Besides, I'm that anon that lives in Boston anyways so I should be pretty fine with getting help medically. Maybe I'll give the thrilling conclusion to my predicament when it comes to a close

>>5403406
Trip on Anonymous

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>>5403389
>exhibit A: narcissistic rage of an autogynephile after his "shameful secret" is out

>>5403402
Not even her senpai. Just another degenerate.

>>5403409
trip on kiwi

>>5403349
>tfw use alcohol as a sleeping aid, sometimes
That's bad isn't it

>>5403397
Then what the fuck you are doing here if you are not trans? If you are not on hormones you are just a dude.

>>5403414
Trip on Kiwi

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>>5403388
Not true
The story was just so predictable and the new chracters are unlikable.

>>5403391
Well I could watch stupid anime

>>5403416
its not okay to hang out if I haven't gotten hormones yet? even though we all have the same goal?

everyone here was by your definition a "dude" at some point?

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>>5403402
>>5403406
>>5403409
>>5403414
>>5403417
welp time to filter anons

>>5403419
Ignore trolls.

>>5403397
;__;
Good luck

>>5403398
Yesss, I can bring alberta beef and we can drink way too much beer ^^

>>5403401
;_; yeah I used to drink a lot of coffee as well and generally past a certain point it didn't really make me productive at all.

>>5403404
O-oh, ok, but I'd be happy to bring both myself and some maudite, a beer that strong deserves to be shared

>>5403415
Kinda, but it does the trick well enough

>>5403416
That's not true, maki's not on hormones yet

>>5403422
I guess I wasn't sure if that was really problematic. I do feel like I might as well be a crossdresser in my state right now, so too easy to take the bait I guess

>>5403417
trip on kiwi pretending he's not kiwi

>>5402524
>tfwiktf

>>5402582
my boobs shrank before srs from the going off hrt and they never quit recovered after

>>5403419
>not on hormones
>is into women
>acts and types exactly like an average straight guy would
>occassionally crossdresses at home
no it's not okay to hang out with us if you are a man

chaser leave reee

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>>5403423
Neither is Cartman 5.0

Yet.

>>5403429
I've only ever had sex with a guy but I will continue to be entertained by your tinfoil theories if you care to keep posting

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>>5403348
I can't take pic but BASICALLY this

>>5403349
B-but alcohols bad ;~;

>>5403358
Thnx u2

>>5403408
It's pretty safe imo

>>5403421
YES
hi kiwi

>>5403420
wait what
Yeah it's it's called male to female so
were dudes
am a dude desu

>>5403423
We'll have sausages and prawns and lamb chops
and we'll drink till we pass out and wake up on Uluru

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>>5403434
>has had sex
FUCKING NORMIES

>>5403434
>only ever had sex with a guy
>>>/gaygen/

>>5403423
Sounds great.
There aren't many things I crave more in the winter than spicy beer and cute company.

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>>5403438
p o o k i e
how was froge meetup?

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>>5403428
>my boobs shrank before srs from the going off hrt and they never quit recovered after
iktf ;_;

>>5403432
I actually am not entirely convinced that cartman is trans

>>5403438
Alcohol is delicious and makes the end of the semester bearable ;~;
How are you pookie?

>>5403439
あああああああああああ!!!
Stop it kuppy if you keep this up I may have to vacation to ausland at some point!

>>5403440
kekekek but it wasn't that great so don't feel too bad lol

>>5403438
I forgot not to feed the trolls lol

>>5403438
yeah but it's 1. too difficult to find somewhere that doesn't ask for prescriptions and 2. i'm on the edge about whether or not it's safe because I'd rather not be dead because of something I read online

If I did find anywhere, I'd be glad to order them. But I'd take very small dosages

>>5403448
Good, I'll enjoy seeing you here.
We'll do all the Aussie shit that you wanna try, whatever that may be.

>>5403442
Me neither honestly, but I'm sure it would be even better with the possibility of 2 player ikaruga ^^

>>5403459
What's some recommended aussie shit to try? ^^

>>5403438
pookie = literally sophie 2 + 20% more retardation

>>5403462
Scuba diving would be cool!

>>5403434
>ever uses the word tinfoil
typical male brain

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>>5403446
Uhmm it was rlly nice she stayed until Tuesday and hopefully I'll get to see her again this weekend

How are u ??
srry anons are dumb

>>5403448
I-is it ??
I tried wine and it tasted rlly bad ; ~ ;
I'm good !! I went to help my mom at work and did dishes that was fun

>iktf ;_;
is that a rlly common thing that happens??

>>5403449
o--o idu

>>5403463
I agree
more than 20 tho
desu

>>5403455
Is it really that hard to get? I thought it was pretty easy to find a place
and if you start at a low dosage and work your way up I'm sure you'll be fine !!
Doctor is def the way to go though

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>go to ridiculously cute guy's room on cb, he's been on for a bit but no one has tipped him
>literally the most beautiful smile i've ever seen on one of the most beautiful men i've ever seen
>tip him cause i have tokens etc from bein a camhoe and i want to help the room get busy
>he says thank you a lot and has the biggest smile on his face ever
>talk for awhile as i basically just heavily hit on him
>he private messages me while we're talking and tells me,
>"i actually watch your show you a looot lately.........."
>"i had to make sure you were who i thought you were...."
>turn completely red
>"so you're watching me and didn't know i watched you...? cutee :)"
>now talking lots over msgs etc talkin about meeting
>mfw

ok but if i could have a bf who also did camwork i would be in heaven ;__; this is like my absolute dream scenario?? ima cry

>>5403477
he was kind of an asshole but it ended up still being hot so I'm not too upset but it did hurt my feelings at the time

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All of you should play nice