/GayGen/- Fuzzy BF edition

>>5390904
Bumping for answers

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Post qts you're too scared to talk to

>>5390908
gross

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>>5390908

i like fuzzy guys, but the OP pictures looks like a symptomatic meth addict.

>>5390920
Just try an relax.

Investing a in cock ring might help too.

>>5390919
You sound like a nice guy, the anxiety is a nightmare to get past at first but the more you talk to a guy the more comfortable you get and eventually it just ebbs away
>>5390924
Why would I get new friends? I like my friends and they like me

>op is fag
old thread: >>5389134

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>>5390933
stage one of meth take over

"Barack Obama is a fork tongued devil. Your country has been pushing for abortions and homosexuality so I am giving you a president who will promote abortions and homosexuality. But be rest assured, My hand of judgement will come against your nation towards the end of his presidency.” - Yahweh

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>>5390908
Disgusting.

>>5390940
Nigga I made both and connected to the old thread, you blind ass bitch
>>5390928
You're gross, skank

>>5390936
why don't you want me to post your cock on /fit/ annie

>>5390920
>>5390904
>How do I fix it if it's mental
talk to a therapist which I'm not but if I was I would first ask as to the reason you why you've "never been super into sex" to find out if you have any shame associated with it.

>Could they be related? I was a little nervous the other night
yes anxiety is a classic boner killer, that's pretty much a cliche.

google some stuff about your problems to find out techniques to getting better at it: relaxing to minimize anxiety, masturbating to prolong the sex as opposed to masturbating to hurry and get it over with. How you jerk off does effect how you have sex sort of like how you practice a sport effects how you play a sport.

Look into tantric type stuff if you want to prolong/ have better orgasms. "Tantric sex" is really a western bs idea b/c of it's origin story but the techniques are still valid.

/blog

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Is it normal to get surprise boners when you see a hot guy or a hot picture?

I *never* get spontaneous boners, I only ever get hard if im actually playing with my dick. Is that normal?

>>5390937
It goes away eventually, but it's still a pain
Doesn't help that the few times I decided to lower my standards and talk to someone ugly so I knew they weren't out of my league just didn't work at all because ugly people are all lazy with shitty personalities (and I was just not remotely attracted to him)
I even went on a date and felt like I got stds just from his awkward ass goodbye kiss
don't date below 6 they're all nasty with ugly clothes and don't shower enough
sorry for the blog post tho

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is he cute enough

>>5390960
unless you're literally 14, you probably shouldn't be having spontaneous erections...

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>>5390960
depends on how much testosterone is in your body. You might have low test.

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>>5390933
i know right? op pic looks nasty as fff

>>5390937
because your friends sound narrow minded?
you called them insular. if you're using that word as an umbrella term for your friends than something is wrong..or perhaps you're just as narrow minded and prefer it that way idk.

>>5390948
relax bb

>>5390964
lol im loving this low test meme

>>5390963

I never had them when I was 14 either

>>5390964

How do I check for low test? Can it be fixed or is it just bad genetics that im stuck with for life?

>>5390960
>spontaneous boners
I'll get boner if I browse through tons of super hot guys on a porn tumblr or something but just randomly looking at a super hot guy just ruins my self esteem
As long as you get boners when you want to, it's all good
>>5390962
yes
depends if you find him kinda quirky qt instead of kinda weird looking, it's a personal preference thing usually

>>5390971
blood test doctors costs probably 45 usd

>>5390948
>you blind ass bitch
opps sorry. and yes I can't see shit w/o contacts

>>5390969
post tiddies you dumb hot slut

>>5390978

I live in the UK so i have free healthcare. Can i just ring up my doc and ask for a test, or what?

wont it be awkward when he asks "why do you want this test"?

>>5387575
>How are you holding up during this holiday season?

Not very well. The only thing I've known these past 4 years is school and this is my first semester where I know I'm gonna fail classes. I've never gotten a D or F before, well except remedial shit that doesn't even count anymore because I was a huge retard back then. Even worse is knowing I can easily end up failing more than 1 class.

At least the government is paying for them..

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>>5390983
>tfw upset with life and attack other's online for no reason

>>5390985
i did in the previous thread

>>5390986
Don't be a faggot

Tell your doctor everything so that they can treat you better and watch out for things like HIV when you tell him you love cock

>>5390993
more

what in the fuck is with this "connection error" bullshit?

>>5390994
>your face is nasty
Nuh uh

>you like
I assume you mean I lack
What sucks about my fat distribution is that I gain in the face. It's funny to look at my old ID pic of me at 150 pounds because my jawline is sharp like yours. I have to look forward to when I cut.

>don't come for me
Don't provoke me

>running away from
Your family?

>>5390961
I got a super like off this guy on tinder once... I felt awful swiping left but I'd never date him, it would've been dishonest

>>5391008
testing 123

>>5390960
yes, both are normal. physically stimulation and mental stimulation are both valid ways to turn someone on. Using both at the same time are usually the most effective way tho.

>>5391008
it means the NSA are onto you

switch to tor browser asap

>>5390986
lol embarrassed to get a simple free test from the doctor

"Because I think i might have a hormonal issue"

why does this stupid ass sweater magically make everyone that wears them super hot?

>>5390963
I've had them into my 20s. Less often but I'll get hard easy with the right bump or breeze. High sex drive; masturbated through puberty and was always drained of cum. I never had a wet dream

I did ejaculate in my sleep once. I was having a sex dream (not a norm) and I woke up cumming hard. Pretty fun stuff

>>5391011
All you've done is make fun of the guy I put on the thread, it's not that dead but you being bitchy doesn't help.

Dude I like escaped my family years ago and now I'm back and I ask everyday why we were all born. Like material wise we're fine, I just hate the dynamics and literal stupidity.

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>>5391030
I fucked up, connection error bullshit

oh god i just did a shit in my pants on the way home from work and these qt twinks were watching and laughing at me it was so embarrassing

>>5391039
so it's not just me with this issue
>>5391008

>>5391008
>connection error
whew…i thought i was banned for no reason

>>5391001
just look at the other stuff

>>5391012
>super like
I've accidentally super liked a few people and it sucks so i have to unmatch

>>5391034
You can usually take the sass
and thats lame..whyd you have to move back?

>>5390950
Because I'm crushing on some of the trips, and i need them to think I'm virginal, instead of uber slut.

>>5390963
I still get random erections all the time and I'm 26.

>>5391030
Post sweater

>>5391031
almost same as you, including having one single sex dream that I woke up from and was at the end of ejaculating. the only dif., mine was a little traumatizing.

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>>5391039
>>5391030
It doesn't, judging by the picture you posted.

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>>5391039
that guy looks like my cousin.

a guy just told me that I "look cute as fuck".
feels good

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>>5391052
>>5391050
>>5391031


Y...Yeah me too

>>5391039
>hood on anything knitted
>ever
other than that its an okay sweater

army sweaters are best sweaters

>>5391050

>>5391039

>>5391058
I love Colin

>>5391064
I think it's fine
well, it's gonna look stupid as shit if he puts the hood on, but other than that he hood part is okay
But i mean knit sweaters like that with those colors, they fuck me up so good

>>5391049
I was over NYC and thought my plans with roommate out there would work out. They didn't just days before my flight and this is the result.

Everyday I tell myself I'm here to get a drivers license and just roadtrip around but already I want to just hitchhike I out of town.

>>5391053
at least he looks better than ugly ass drake

>>5390992
bah, it's all good. I was wrong, it's 4chan, no worries.

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>get matched with this guy on dating app
wat de fug
how

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>>5391050
>i need them to think I'm virginal,
That ship has sailed, pal. But we like you anyway.

>>5390908
blonde facial hair and blonde body hair are disgusting

>>5391092
put it in his butt
don't question it

>>5391046
Maybe they thought you were cute desu

Unless you're that guy who ignored me at GSA and proceeded to say no one liked him. Then, in that case, I hope you get herps

>>5391092
maybe he's got an ugly face?

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>>5391092
disgust.

>>5391093
lol

Also: Fuck yeah spelljammer.

>>5391100
There's always the bag over head method.

>>5391092
Qt and it looks like he lives on a nice train. Well done, m8.

>>5391096
lol, dat dystopian future where sex app matches gives participants no choice; they are forced to have sex.

>>5391061
>low t
>best new gg meme

>>5391110
i bet youre very familiar with that method

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>>5391100
you tell me

>>5391114
>dystopian
I don't think you're using that word right. lol

>>5391121
it's a bot bro

>>5391117
You sound bitter anon. You probably should get tested. Your low-t is obvious.

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>>5391118
no need to be a catty bitch man. AnnSkellington did nothing to deserve your hatred.

>>5391117
thank you

>>5391114
I see nothing wrong with this
doesn't sound very dystopian to me

>>5391129
besides being uggo

idk if it's regional (but I mean, I grew up here, so I'd think I'd know) but like every other person who messages me on Grindr calls me "bud". What is going on.

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>>5391122
>implying there aren't faggots no one would touch with a 10 light years pole.

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>>5391125
you're just jelly
his profile ain't all empty and weird like bot profiles
the annoying thing is he lives a few hours away
If you think someone is a bit you just ask for their snapchat or something, easy fix

>>5391121
maybe he's a total slut who fucks anything that moves then?

enjoy your super AIDS if you decide to tap that
>>5391125
or this, this is more probable

>>5391138
Oddly the thing that bothers me the most about this is the mustache

And I hate cross-dressing and guys in makeup.

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>>5391140
jesus crist that guy has down syndrome.

>>5391122
>>5391134

>implying you'll always get to be the top in that situation
I don't think so, my expertise in computer algorithms tells me you'd have an 87% probability of being a bottom bitches.

>>5391137
It's a way to try and be manly

>hey man
>hey fella

You didn't know, saying hi and hello is too femme

>>5391140
oh uh, wow, he should stick to that angle in the mirror pic

>>5391150
No insecurity here.

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>>5391150
>tfw i said hello to a qt in uni today
>he now thinks i'm fem

fml

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>>5391118
Implying i'm not 10/10
>Get a load of this handsome mug

>>5391129
Don't worry about it m8. Catty and bitchiness is just par for course.

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>>5391140
eyes are way too wide in his head and he looks like he has a lazy eye in his right eye.

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>>5391128
>bitter

Kek! I have enough to trigger rage like a certain trip on hormones. I'm okay anon. Bitter about other things though

I just wanted to make low t a meme for real real, not for play play

>>5391150
maybe I should reply to all of them with

"Heyyyyy ;)"

but then it implies that I want them, which I do not. The only people who use grindr around here are uggos and old people. Besides myself...I think...

>>5391150
When i'm at work i call everyone man, fella or bud

SO MANLY BRO

Or maybe people just talk like that. It's no different from bro dude man f a msenpai homboi nigga

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>>5391161
I've imagined your face to look like the guy from that redneck meme.

>>5391148
if it comes to that then I'm always down for some mutual frotting and oral
not every sexual encounter needs to include anal

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>>5391138

>>5391177
>not every sexual encounter needs to include anal
too many fags don't realize this and it's annoying

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>>5391161
:^]

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>>5391161
Annskelly what's your story are you gay or biscum. Not sure if I should REEEEEE at you or be nice.

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>>5391181

>>5391190
he's a femboy chaser.

>>5391145
>>5391151
>>5391165
I see it now
you guys ruined it for me
now he's a butterface with wonky downs

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>>5391190
He's a filthy scum.
REEEE.

>>5391166
>attacking random trips for no reason
I thought I was the only person that did this.

>>5391197
good

if we can't be happy no one can

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>>5391200
I am you, anon

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>>5391137
I feel this is normal. I grew up with that in [my region]. It's a casual friendly man-to-man greeting. Too butch for ya, pal?

>>5391110
Impressive. I'm 32 and I barely remember Spelljammer. You're a man of many parts. (dick joke here.)

>>5391197
kek.
I hope you're not serious.
That dude is really cute.

>>5391196
masculine femboy chasers are always super ugly
they can't get girls so they go for girly boys with low self esteem and mental issues who will look past their looks for the attention they give them

>>5391200
bully-kun where's your skelly model pic

>>5391207
>Too butch for ya, pal?

I guess

no one I've met in person has ever greeted me like this

>>5391209
rugby.txt

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>>5391161
>>5391190
>>5391199


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>5391209
100% this.

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>>5391210
That wasn't me, matey.
I just woke up and am making some brekky.
My only post in this thread is the picture of a protractor.

>>5391137
I think it's pretty normal all guys around here go "hey lad/mate"

>>5391177
well the dystopian future kinda implied you would have very little choice in what type as sex but honestly, even if I had no choice, I would probably have a better sex life than I do now.

>>5391177
>not every sexual encounter needs to include anal
y-yes it does

>>5391188
probably b/c it feels so good

>>5391197
Still, you can just get plastered and darken the room. Put it on its stomach and don't let balls touch. That's how you catch gay

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What slang do you overuse?

I use "senpai" and "aye" wayy too much.

>>5391216
Maybe it's an age thing. I don't recall doing it as much in high school. It was mostly, "hey homo buttslave" or "what's up, Jamal?" It might be an age/comfort thing.

>>5391137
here everyone just writes "hey, what are you looking for", even if you've written what you are looking for.

>>5391208
>>5391197
Do you plebs even know what general on which board of what website you're browsing?

Literally every faggot here finds everyone else ugly, besides the fact the that one that's hating is uglier than the guy posted. If they can't be happy, then no one else can.

Female brain and mentality at work, senpai.

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>>5391208
Of course I'm not literal
He's still plenty cute but i can't help but notice his wonky eyes
All his other pictures hide one or both of his eyes so you won't notice
also can someone drive me 14k km pls

>>5391246
sounds like craigslist replys.

>>5391190
>implying that what a manlet has to say has any bearing at all

>>5391239
Ayy
Cute posting
Savage

>>5391251
bot

>>5391207
I never actually got to play. It's a pretty cool setting though.

>>5391189
I'm not sure I get the pic.

>>5391190
Scum.
>>5391209
Hey! I resemble that remark.

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>>5391251
>purple hair

>>5391252
no, it's the opening line on all and every dating site/hookup app. I don't know how it started and I don't like it one bit.

>>5391250
Only skletals are uggies, anon. MuscleCub master race

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>>5391258
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>5391257
literally not
he changes his profile a lot, he was a drag queen also a few months back, including some pictures of him in a magazine and in full drag
I guess he got rid of them because some gays don't like it
please stop being so bitter

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>>5391271
>>5391258
just kidding I really don't care

>>5391276
camguy

>>5391250
Truth.

How to take hot pictures of myself?

>>5391226
please put on a trip so I can filter you

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>>5391258
>I'm not sure I get the pic.
You don't have to.

>>5391278
>Backtracking
Poor tact, gurl. Biscum deserve disgust.

>>5391288
That's bullying.

>>5391284
probably, how else is a drag queen gamer gonna get in the moneys
I don't blame him

>>5391286
Don't be ugly

>>5391286
>be hot
>take picture

>>5391289

i would also like you to put on a trip

how about "Diety"?

>>5391286
Step 1. Be hot
Step 2. Have camera
Step 3. Be shopped

Do you wonder sometimes if you have a demon inside of you causing you to be gay, a slut, a horrible person?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3KMvURBPps

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>tfw you'll never kidnap Jupp and through hormones and forced feedings turn him into the catgirl of pic related
hello, my new fetish.

>>5391289
>annskellington's dick
http://imgur.com/a/09old

>>5391292
>>5391293

ok i got both of those steps but my pics only look slightly above average. there must be some angle/lighting trickery I can use to make myself look like a 10/10, right?

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>>5391276
>drag queen

>>5391286
put camera timer to 10
shove up ass
Done

>>5391294
Ayyy
Savage
>>5391296
The only demon is stopping me from being lewd 24/7

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>>5391300
I'm not alone!

>>5391303
why would you want to

You'd still not be 10/10 irl

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>>5391300
>implying I don't look like that already

>>5391301
>purposely fudging up the base measure

This bitch..

>>5391294
Do people unironically think they are the same person?

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>>5391294
Eww.

>>5391301
Put that away, I don't need to see that shit again.

>>5391319

they clearly are

maki even mentioned about how he liked to pretend to be multiple people and bragged about how "nobody would ever know"

>>5391303
exfoliate everything
don't eat for a few hours, shit and pee
either get lighting tools or find a spot with great light
find a good angle
Photoshop afterwards for desired hotness
I mean they'll be disappointed when they see you in person probably, but if you really want to
also going to a hairdresser to get your hair looking the best is also an option

>>5391324
who? maki and annskel are the same?

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>>5391301
>cut

>>5391312

because that way i wont be edged out by people who actually look the same as me but have better picturetaking skills

>>5391328

not him but its pretty obvious that this modelposting guy and maki are the same. i just dont bother making an issue out of it, if he wants to play his games he can.

>tfw your bf is super thick you're gasping for air when you sucking him off

>>5391330
what do you expect he's American

>>5391296
I've made all my demons my cocksluts, so no. Are you even Warlocking right?

>>5391335
>sucking huge dick bf
>accidentally choke to death because he's too busy moaning and cumming to notice I can't breathe
oh well, it was an okay life

>>5391286
have a room with incandescent light, set your white balance to a slightly warm but cold-ish level (around 500-600 kelvin), have a light source that is above you and behind you for accented lightning (think slightly dramatic but not seventh seal style). Use a flash, aperture should be a bit low, it's better to have levels with information you can bring up than over exposed with no information.

Find out what side of your face is the most photogenic, if want to establish eye contact through the photo look slightly above the lens not directly into it.
For composition, don't box yourself in, bokeh can be a nice effect but is a bit played out, thing negative and positive spaces, full portraits rarely works, crop somewhere along your hips. If you just want a face portrait crop slightly near your shoulders.

>>5391347
ayy lmao

That's kinda been the fear. To die in an incredibly embarrassing, fun way.

>>5391301
>http://imgur.com/a/09old


Well fuck I think I'm gay again.

>>5391347
That's a death worthy of taking you to Valhalla

>guy messages me a few months back
>ignore because he looks like an acne ridden ghoul
>fast forward to today
>he's all cleaned up and pretty hot
fuck :(

>>5391362
kronar pls

>>5391363
You got do the time
Uggos won't be uggos forever

I hope ;-;

>>5391369

1) bullying is wrong and you should feel bad. What would your mother think if she saw this?

2) he has no ass lol

>>5391376
>he has no ass lol


seems to have no cock or balls either
must be a ftm...

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>>5391376
>bullying is wrong
nerd detected

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>>5391361
>again

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Anon, pls post fremo's nudes.

I want to see what a 26yo munchkin looks like naked. :3

>>5391376
>bullying is wrong
>he has no ass lol

hypocrite

>>5391363
You alone deserve this pain

>be me
>ugly duckling syndrome
>lose braces, gain musc, lose zits
>finally get attention
>too autistic to reply
>delete the apps
>factory reset
>nudes deleted
>burn pc
>no gaimz
>kill self

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>>5391301
What filter was used on these photos? His dick looks like it was rendered in the original Quake engine.

>>5391296
Yeah, bitches dig my horns and addictive demon semen. It's full of green tea, phyto-estrogens, and cocao.

>>5391314
Wot?

>>5391347
Don't worry about it m8. You can go quite a while without oxygen. You might lose a few brain cells though.

>>5391361
T-thanks.

>>5391369
qt.

>>5391373
I mean, I can't message him now straight after he updates his profile
That's just mean
but damn ;-;
maybe if I'm lucky he'll message me again

>>5391404
Bitch you literally started your measurement from the 1 inch mark and up. You're at best 6 inches.

Don't wot me.

>>5391390
noooo senpai. as long as I can resist all the sexy homos and their hard trobbing cocks, I can be straight!

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>>5391404
Your dick is actually about 6.5 inches long not 7+

>>5391420
Dat bulge.....

>>5391412
>>5391420

all guys lie about the dick size

>>5391412
I'm not sure if you're serious, or if this is one of those clever ploys to get more dick pics.

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>>5391384
V mathc.
Picture related.

>>5391333
>its pretty obvious that this modelposting guy and maki are the same
Except Maki has a good 15 to 20 kilos on me, facial hair and an American accent.

>>5391401
>What filter
Its called having a shitty camera in your phone. It's also called not paying a ridiculous amount for your smart phone.

>>5391430
I know they do.

>>5391431
Nigga there's 2 other anons saying the same thing. There is no ploy.

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>>5391370
TRIGGERED

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>>5391413

>>5391406
Maybe just give it a while and go like hey and if he brings it up just go I was busy

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>>5391376
>>5391383
old pictures d00d, it's ogre, i'm generally a better human being now.

>>5391448
hey dude, what was up with your not gonna post anymore deal? as in, why were you not going to post under your name anymore?

>>5391454

post your cock

>>5391446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPUSa424SPQ

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>>5391454
>better human being now
no one is ever better. stop deluding yourself

>>5391448
I guess it could work
I did say I'm a shy bitch on my profile so I could just say I chickened out
Now the thing is that I'm still a chicken bitch and him suddenly being cute makes it even harder
He lives like an hour away by train also which is a blessing for me

>>5391333
They both literally posted pictures of themselves. They both posted their voices back to each other. The Australian literally talks to others outside of here.


That being said they are a match made in heaven and plenty of similarities but they are different people completely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2uPIjO90aI

this troye sivan guy is so annoying, it's as if all his fans are paid by his record company/endorsements to pimp him out on youtube videos?

His music isn't that great.

>>5391442
>There is no ploy.
My penis is shorter then I thought it was? My whole life is a lie.

Time to save up for dick surgery.

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>>5391441
>not hiring JJ Abrams to film an epic lens flair dick pic set
So pleb.

>>5391369
I didn't look at this. However I'd slap his face with my improperly measured dick. Just like. "hey, dick on yer face, pal." Yes homo.

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>>5391463
The second movie is the best. Childhood classic.

>>5391470
his music is shamelessly unoriginal generic depressivecore "indie" chill music
it's not bad but it's not great

>>5391472
Nope, it's time to become a bottom boi.

>>5391472
>Time to save up for dick surgery.
I'd work on your face first
and shave that ugly orange mohawk off too, you busted tumblr girl

>>5391466
Yeah just be like apologetic if it comes up but don't bring it up or say sorry a bunch
He shouldn't be paranoid and jump to conclusions

>>5391441
This. Shitty webcam.

>>5391477
I'm a bit torn, because I loved the second movie as a child but it obviously suffers from that 90s syndrome where they only made a sequel to cash in and not because there was much love behind the project, it shows in how its goofier and more slapsticky. You could argue thats the whole point of Addam's Family of course, however I only think that worked with Gremlins as Dante didn't really want to make Gremlins 2 and just tried to go the furthest away from the original as he could and for some reason it really works.

They made a third Addam's Family movie as well, I saw it last year I think it was horrible.

>>5391470
they were all so awkward

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who else here is super hot Grindr studs?

it's all bots :(

>>5391472

>>5391492, #REKT. But seriously, your dick isn't small but it is shorter than you think. It's okay, just stop lying about it like every guy ever.

>>5391486
lol

>>5391492
>Saving up for expensive plastic surgery
>when they give out paper bags for free at the grocery

>>5391504

I know..as if they're told what to say...

troye isn't even that popular and he already has endorsements from HP, McDonald's, AT&T, etc.

Places only real celebrities get endorsements from...so I think he's a ploy of the gay agenda.

>>5391470
His music is pretty generic desu.

Like i'm too bored to even listen most of his songs in full.

Artists like Black Atlass are more interesting, but they don't get 1/100th of the publicity Sivan gets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV_Ss20Rgzw

>tfw I don't listen to your sold-out, jew-owned media

I liek bandz

>>5391501
It's kewl. I no bully. Just really wanted to make another old reference.

>>5391503
Nostalgia is a helluva drug. Good analysis, anon.

>>5391505
>implying a high message counts means anything on grindr especially since it doesn't delete them after a certain time

Ayy lmao this bitch thinks she hot.

>>5391503
3rd movie sequals are never good unless it's a planned saga like starwars, lord of the rings, etc. If it is obvious that they never planned on making a 3rd yet here one is made it ends up being shit.

>>5391503
idk
i've actually seen the first two addams family movies as an adult and i feel like they still hold up
they're good
i didn't know there was a third though

>>5391527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEKbFMvkLIc

>>5391534
can you not read
i stopped bothering to delete because bots just re-flood it straight away
there are probably 100s of messages but it's 99% bots, 0.7% creepy old guys and 0.2% ugly guys and 0.1% cute guys that just want to fuck me but i aint a buttslut

>>5391503
>suffers from that 90s syndrome
I don't think it was really a 90s thing. Sequels sucking and being a cash-in has been a meme since the late 70s I believe.

>made a grindr account when i was 16
>hundreds of messages, always to afraid to reply and eventually deleted it
fastforward to bow
>make a grindr account as an 18 year old
>less than a dozen messages

damn
i guess i got ugly

>>5391537
Well, the third Addam's Family movie is really shitty considering not one person from the original cast is in it (maybe they guy playing Lurch returned idk), Raul Julia died during the shooting of Street Fighter (one of the earliest examples of cgi'ing a actor to finish the movie I think), and everyone else just go too old.
It's funny I remember really wanting to see a third one when I was a kid, same with the Home Alone movies, very few people know that there are like five of them.

>>5391547
So many series got like two or three sequels and a fourth one where they went into space, in the 90s tho.

>>5391552
ugh. this doesn't really help to fight the "all gays are pedophiles" thing.

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>>5391553
I had a woman-crush on Anjelica Huston.

Kinda horrifying what aging does to your face.

>>5391566
holy shit. is that real?

>>5391552
>>5391562
The thing about apps anon is that fags always flock to new blood. Now that you're older, you notice it much better.

That said, I'm 24, small frame and shit so I'm unfortunately a pedo's wet dream cause I barely look 18.

>update new pic
>shaved face
>"You have 60 new messages"

>>5391542
I love you sludge. In a nonsexual way. I'd be your friend irl if I met you

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>>5391570
Yes.
Probably some plastic surgery gone wrong, but still.
I fear getting old so fucking much.

>>5391566
It's the jewish curse, I'm pretty homo except for having gold fever pretty bad, but the aging of jewish women are horrendous.

>>5391566
T-Travolta?

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>>5391509
>just stop lying
I'm in too deep m8.
>brb buying a penis pump

>>5391531
>old reference
>original quake
Stop making me feel old.

>>5391574
what, you don't want to become a qt goblin?

>>5391571
This. Open your app in a new area and they will be thirsty for new meat

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>>5391566
don't be mean to Anjelica can't you see the sorrow in her eyes from your post. She is a great actress. Yeah she got fat, but she had a good career.

>>5391572
thanks anon, that's nice of you

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>>5391574
THE CHILD is no longer a child

>>5391574
it's not plastic surgery, she got fat

>>5391582
Your penis is fine. I'd suck it but you'd be bottom more often than top. I do like switching though

>>5391572
Yeah, I'd probably chill with sludge

>>5391589
Not really being mean, i still love her.

It's just like looking at old pictures of your parents.
My mom was a fucking hottie in her 20s.
Now she's 54 and chubby.

I don't want to become a creepy, old, chubby gay guy.

>>5391593
whatchya look like?

>>5391593
You have similar musiks tastes and are qt to look at

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>>5391603

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>>5391604

>>5391602
jokes on you i have no chill

>>5391605
i'm making my seasonal playlist rn (behind schedule) and the last few have been way too poppy so i'm tryin to break out of that and it's rough

>>5391552
it's because all gays are pedophiles. except for the reverse-pedophiles though and the pedophiles who like people their own age.

>>5391621
pls no.
I wear my anti-wrinkle cream eryday.

>>5391621
>>5391623
omg twinsies

>>5391624
>and the pedophiles who like people their own age.
lol

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Who here WatchMojo.com Fans?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz0t-h0_R2Q

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>>5391623

can i suggest some glorious Soviet anthems? Very festive!

>>5391621
what movie is this from

I remember seeing this as a youngster and I've wondered what it was called for years

>>5391625
anti-wrinkle cream is made by baby foreskin.

>>5391627
:3c

>>5391624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtf8uPmgq0A

>>5391623
Weak man, weak boy (Christmas version)- into it. Over it

Decemberism- Man Overboard

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>>5391582
>Stop making me feel old.
It gets worse. You're a vibrant ball of youth. You can complain when your hamstrings suddenly decide to be lazy Mexicans at 30.

>>5391577
>gold fever
Lollerskates. This resonates. Does this mean Jewface=gayface?

>>5391624
Lies! Post boipuss in underoos and I'll prove it.

>>5391637
The Witches, see >>5391638

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>>5391638
>anti-wrinkle cream is made by baby foreskin

yum

>>5391634
>>5391639
seasonal as in i make a new one every four months, not seasonal music
thanks for the suggestions though

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>>5391641
>Does this mean Jewface=gayface?
maybe, something happens to jewish women around a certain age at least.

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>>5391642
Um well as much as I like the Witches because it is a childhood classic not to mention child's book. I must warn those who haven't seen it you see the main character the young man who gets turned into a mouse nude. You see his penis and it's borderline pedo. It's quick and most people don't notice it but he is nude and there is a kid's penis shown.

>>5391661
North Americans are so weird about nudity. Seeing kids naked is only pedo if you actually care about children's sexuality.
Are you even allowed to watch this video i NA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJN_0Ea0P0E

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>>5391624

>except for the reverse-pedophiles though and the pedophiles who like people their own age.

kek

>>5391646
Try this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-E20kKZ7V3g

>>5391674
Ayy lmao its blocked in the US.

What is it with you Yuropoors and CP?

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>>5391638
>>5391642
my English teacher showed this to us when I was 10 y/o as an introduction to English

we got a substitute English teacher cover for him for a month next week. I bet that some triggered pussy kids had their parents call the school

Not going to lie, I kind of want underoos now.

>>5391641
I've already got a bad back from years of manual labor.

>>5391698
I'm only 18 and I have a bad knee from sport and manual labour

>>5391684
Nigga what the fuck is this garbage?

>>5391690
There's nothing sexual about kids being naked tho, if you think so maybe you're the mega pedo.

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>>5391674
I'm sorry if I don't approve of media supporting Pedo addiction to seeing young children nude. Yes sometimes there is nudity of children in life such as a mother changing her baby's diaper, etc. but to have it available to buy for pedos is just unnecessary.

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>>5391631
Good trivia. Decent overview if you want to fake being a real fan. I should get the Shakespeare version of this.

>>5391703
It's contemporary avant-garde rap about Irish life

>>5391710
>y-you're the pedo because you don't want see kids naked!

The fuck is wrong with you, anon? Where's the FBI when you need them?

>>5391710
seeing a kids penis is pedo tier shit, bro

maybe you should stop hanging out in junior high locker rooms

>>5391690
It doesn't have to do with CP.

Northern yuros are just more comfortable with the sight of the naked body.

In most countries here you'll see people of all ages swimming naked in pools, rivers, lakes or beaches, unless it's an esp. prude country.

>>5391624
ngl. i lol'd.

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>>5391684
i'm finished, but thanks for playing
try again in the spring

>>5391712
I guess you wouldn't be able to live here. In summer kids are walking around nude on the beaches, in swimming halls fathers often take their young daughters in the male changing room and they shower naked.
Letting the lowest common denominator rule you because of fear of the pedo is so weird to me. I guess that's how Sally Mann managed to become such a huge artist.

>>5391727
sludge seriously what do you look like. I imagine it's a skinny young man with a lot of potential and a comedic personality.

>>5391710

I agree with this.

It's our own minds that pervert nudity....


If someone can't help but think sexual thoughts at a kid whose naked that's their own issue they need to resolve.

>>5391644
lol.. all those uncut, "don't mutilate the babies" types changing their tune when the gay death reaper appears

>>5391654
this hurt me little to see. aging sucks. I think I just died a little on the inside.

>>5391624
>tfw I like people my own age sometimes

pls nobody tell the police

>>5391720
Here I was thinking that pedo meant being attracted to children. Nudity is so common here its no big thing, when your out of puberty you don't really care about people being naked around you anymore.

>>5391736

he has a whole tumblr of selfies m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfwJA0f0UTg

is this perverting our youth?

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>>5391751
>>5391742
>>5391731
>>5391723
>all these pedo (probably just one anon) replies

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>>5391755
>not posting tumblr
what are you retarded. Don't say anything at all if you can't deliver.

>>5391736
[shrug text emoji]

>>5391746
to be fair they're teenagers on the left and it's a promo pic and in their 40s just hanging out on the right
it's not like they got a brick to the face

>>5391748
tfw last bf was 16 when I met him
I won't tell if u don't
;)

>>5391755
>>5391736
not to mention also selfies posted here. just search the archive.

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>>5391751
>when your out of puberty you don't really care about people being naked around you anymore.

Says you nerd

Getting naked is consent, you come near me naked and ur done m8

>>5391710
>>5391731
This.
I live in a country where parents let their kids swim with no bathing suits on till they're like 6-7.

My mom did the same with me, i have a shitloads of pix with my dick out, running around building sandcastles when i was 7.

You literally think nothing of it, if that's the way you've been brought up.

Things are probably different in USA, though.

>>5391769
rock out with your cock out bitch

>>5391761

sharing it would feel... wrong

kinda like a breach of personal space, if that makes sense.

>>5391767
reported

>>5391761
I want the guy on the right with the body of the guy on left.

Fug.

>>5391771
Yeah, I'm actually starting a children in burqas campaign to avoid my children asking for it.

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>>5391768
>search archive
nawh, not worth my time.

>>5391779
Isn't his tumblr named like sludge-puppy or something.

You can literally find it if you type his name on google.

>>5391783
but you're a tranny

>>5391783
You can always go trans

:^)
>>5391789
It's nice how no one is flat out posting it(or pics of him), a little bit of respect is nice I guess

>>5391748
You make me sick.

>>5391761
I'm pretty sure it had sludgepuppy in the title. You could probably find it on google.

He's actually surprisingly cute.

>>5391723
nordic here, can confirm

been comfortable being naked together with friends and family since forever, and no one has ever given a single shit.

I was self-conscious about what I wear the first time when I went to elementary school and we were comparing who's got the best looking clothes and who's got the coolest sneakers.

clothing yourself in the first place is a social construct, not in the tumblr meaning but in the literal sense. no other animal does that

>>5391787
>triggered
then beg sludge to post a pic. He hates it when ppl repost his shit and I'm not going to stoop to rugby and gaylor levels of outting someone.

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>>5391783
>tfw I look like the human xenomorph newborn
jfmsuf

>>5391799
>tfw too masc for rugby
>tfw I'll never have that manlet

Fresh bread >>5391803
>>5391803
>>5391803

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>>5391698
That He-Man outfit looks purdy str8. Should go for it.>>5391702
I feel ya on the battle damage. So are you guys also hoping for cybernetic replacement parts or biosynthetic science magic to fix this?

>>5391802
As long as you're 18+ I think that's hawt, bud.

>>5391797
Nordic here as well, it's so interesting to see the bonds you create with people once you've spent a little time naked with them in a non-sexual way.
Like when you go skinny dipping in summer and everyone is just naked around each other and you just realize there is really nothing to fear.

Same thing with the clothes comparing, and how people strived to have the coolest clothes and which brand where the coolest and if someone couldn't afford to buy new clothes every week they were uncool losers that had to get bullied.

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>>5391824
I had shit tier sneakers

then autumn came and I had rubber boots with Darth Maul on them, they were the coolest ones around and everyone was mirin

we only ever bullied the new kids and the castaways, in elementary school it was like prison terms in who gets bullied

I'm 20 and my first bf was 15. Problem?

Does anyone have experience with college/university lgbt communities/groups?

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>>5391945
nah

I only was part of the patrician groups like the student council that decide whether something like a gay organization even gets to exist

>>5391771
sounds cute. post some of them mate