Gay General: Older Men Edition

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>>5382955
>older men

into the trash

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>>5382969
Be silent this instant, Wiz.

>>5382974

But how!?

>>5382963
idk... I found it rather cringe worthy back when I saw it.

>>5382969
No need to be so dismissive anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=289leG-52-0

>>5382951

>tfw not in midwest

Sigh

What am I supposed to do now

>>5382978
just looks like a little axe with a pokey end to me

>>5382986
move across the country/world for a guy you met on 4chan

I'm gonna do it /gaygen/
I'm gonna make a webcomic >:3

>>5382994

A gaygen themed webcomic? DOOOOO EEEEEEET

>>5382994
good luck anon

>>5382986
Cry ;_;

>>5382993
>move across the country/world for a guy you met on 4chan
Or do this. lol

>>5382994
Neat. What's it about?

so... did booger ever link the shit creative shit he was working on in gaygen? the webcomic or the band stuff? or was that private stuff for him?

>>5382993

Just because I have weird fetishes doesn't mean I don't have any self-respect jeez

>>5382994

Is it about bears? Pls be about bears

And skinny guys topping them

>>5382993
cheesy little axe was supposed to be the ultimate weapon

>>5383003
>weird fetishes
being teased about dick size is borderline vanilla

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>>5383008
>>5383008

You mean like this? >;3

>>5383012

Yes exactly

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r8 new wallpaper, and post yours i guess

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>>5383015
>piss on his floor

FUCKING TRANNIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5383012
Twice when ive topped bears i got poop dick. No bueno

Only once did i bust from topping and it was oretty awesome although I pulled out cuz it was quick but it was too late and i came right after.

>>5383028
>barebacking
Oh no...

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>>5383028

should have made them clean before hand

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>>5383023
che/10

>>5383009
they address that tho
it was talked up to be all powerful then they realized it wasn't that big of a deal, sucked it dry of its power, and buffy eventually broke it by punching it lol
firetruck red wasn't the best choice though

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>>5383028
I read your name as Horror for a second and was prepared to bullypost you to death.

>>5383034
Well ya ive done dumb shit but luckily im clean and on prep now and monogomous at least for now.

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>>5383043
>monogamous

Oh sheet son give deets.

>>5383045

Now that you say it like that it is funny

>>5383036
I know the one guy said he did and he acually really embarrased it was cute. He still wants me to fuck him from time to time but im not usually good at it so i dont respond.

>>5383051
Just my usual "im not a whore if i sleep with the same guy for a couple months"

>>5383015
Boogers one crazy bitch

>>5383066
>trannies are crazy

GEE WIZ WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT!

>>5383015
>>5383025
well to be fair, I've seen some posts on /lgbt/ by submissive, passive-aggressive cis gay guys that I would not be surprised at all if they pulled the same sort of shit.

I think the booger has said the guy was abusive or family members were abusive or some shit but I guess you can never tell how much of it is bullshit. I mean, hell the pissing thing could've all been bullshit to make himself look edgy or something.

>>5383078
Lol the south parks with he/she jenner are hilarious

>>5383089
Naw boogers a lying piece of shit so you never know.

>>5383089
>I think the booger has said the guy was abusive or family members were abusive or some shit
That most likely means he used the wrong pronoun.

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Enough dum tranny talk you fucking dorks.

>>5383043
>Well ya ive done dumb shit but luckily im clean and on prep now and monogomous at least for now.

>>5383061
>Just my usual "im not a whore if i sleep with the same guy for a couple months"

so...
>I've done dumb shit, lucky I'm clean
>I'll continue to do dumb shit in the future and hopefully will still be clean
type thing then?

>>5383099
I think he said some stuff about it and it was worse than that but you can never know if it's true or not

>>5383098
how so?

>>5383111
>type thing then
Typo? I dont understand this. But with what i gathered from the cotextual implications, I never claimed i thought i wasnt a waste of a person. For some reason people really like me and would rather give me another chance then give up on my empty promises.

>>5383116
He's top ten craziest trips on mtfg for a reason...
That's including doxers psychopaths sociopaths hundreds of trans over the years and chasers. People with enclcloprdia dramatica accounts.

>>5383130
Forgot trip.

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Guys... this is gaygen.

Shut the fuck up about trannies and their general.

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>>5383099
>>5383078
>>5383089
>>5383098
>Leave boog alone!

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>>5383146

Chaser pls

Confine your chasing to men in these threads

>>5383149
Whitey tighties are so hot. Its funnt all the things mainstream straight america considers lame and not sexual at all...

>>5383130
You have a charming face and seem like a real nice guy.

I guess it's even more so in person and people are willing to look past any mistakes.

>>5383130
fucking hell heron. bah whatever, you do you I guess.

>>5383157
I do try to be a better person. I just get caught up in seeing everyone around me being wreckless enough that I convince myself im justified.

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>>5383155

ikr

they're so good

I'm surprised I don't have more such pics

Would you date a guy who wears a toupee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrzsDvdBzIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spFgFeOnu5A

>>5383149
> from one chaser to another

>>5383157
And btw my face is not charming anymore lol. Big beard and missing front tooth lol

>>5383162
I am not trying to win any "good decision" award. Dont think im anything to emulate either

. >>5383167
Get sum

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>>5383173

Being a fatty chaser is different.

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>>5383146
>Crip Dick
>White knighting a tranny
As expected.

>>5383176
how'd you lose your tooth?

>>5383155
I hate wearing briefs. They're like entry level dick torture.


>>5383171
Can I pull it off and embarrass him in public?

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>>5383173

Damn right bitch

>>5383176

>missing front tooth

Daddy get too into facefucking you? lol

>>5383180
Lol. You spent allot more time on that shop them me. Good work.

>>5383189

nah it can't come off even if you pull at it...only a special solution takes it off...you can shower/swim/shampoo/condition it and wear it up to 6 months..

>>5383189

>entry level dick torture

The only butt pics you've posted have been briefs

You into cbt bruh?

>>5383171
no. I would tell them that I don't want Herpes any where near me.
>you see what I did there?
>Hair Piece
>Herpes
>DO YOU GET IT????
>HUH?
>anyone reading this text right now?

>>5383184

>As a kid i chipped it to shit.
>Had a crown.
>got two root canals.
>Another infection and doc said not worth saving.
>Implant healing in root.
>Need temporsry but too fragile and i keep knocking it out
>so i said fuck it no tooth till implant is ready

Fb doesnt like it haha

>>5383177
both chase after rather disgusting examples of humanity... I don't really see the dif.

>>5383201
aw
well i hope it gets sorted quickly, that must suck

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>>5383193
It's not very hard to crop, copy, paste and scale an image, Mr 90° Parking.
But ty ty.

>>5383165
>>5383176
I don't know what it is your face just makes me want to love you.
Not even just a sexual thing like I can't really explain it.

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>>5383204
>implying that all gays aren't disgusting examples of humanity

>>5383192
>daddy get too into facefucking
No. But the infection made my tooth smell like legit shit and he said he noticed and i was embarrassed. Breath makes me uncomfortable especially smelly.

>>5383197
Can't see shit in boxers. And wasn't going to pose nude.

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>>5383209
Personally I enjoy it. Its like danny brown!!

>>5383213
Why thank you. It's aight

HELP I'm topping for the first time in an hour I need some tips

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>>5383218

>>5383199

huh? no i don't get it
you must be drunk

>>5383227
Haha exactly

>it smells like shes been nibbling on little pieces of shit

So much funnier knowing how damn true this is.

>>5383201

post a pic of it
so i can laugh at you :3

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>>5383223
>Black Hitler

>>5383226
Bleach dick.

>>5383227
honestly the maureen ponderosa wedding massacre is the greatest episode title to me

>>5383223
oh, well then i'm glad for you

>tfw getting a warm fuzzy feeling that old gaygen is back

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>>5383238

Shut up peaches >;3

>>5383212
More effort then I was willing to put in.
>Mr 90° Parking.
You're just jelly of my perpendickular parking skills.

>>5383230
I had a boss whose bad breath smelled just like salmon. Still can't eat salmon to this day without thinking about his revolting breath.

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>>5383244

>>5383250

Bring it over here wuss

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>>5383246
Apply yourself.
>perpendickular
...
...
... You'll get there, son. One day.
:]

>>5383231
Rude. Just use your imagination

>>5383233
Hitler dropped grimy hood bangers?

>>5383238
Haha that show is most likely on my top 3. Def top 5.
The only "annoying" part is my f sounds have a blatant lisp to em.

We need more slutty trips

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>>5383257
No, but I was instantly reminded of his dumb haircut.

>>5383248
I would have to quit. Im so happy i was able to fix mine. I dont fuck around with dentsl hygeine.

>>5383265

please stop posting femgen people here.

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>>5383255

>>5383263
i'm sure we'll get a new wave soon enough

>>5383257

post it, i think its hot

>>5383265
Oh that hitler. Danny brown is my favorite current rapper desu.

>>5383271

d-dont be like that

>>5383263
you could be that trip, anon. get pozzed. get a name. bob's your uncle.

>>5383266
yeah, got an acquaintance that had all his teeth pulled because of how bad rotting teeth can effect you. He didn't want complications with heart disease among other things

>>5383265

I find it funny how he left as soon as someone said he was ugly...he prob has really low self-esteem despite acting cocky...and you guys got to him.

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>>5383270
>no.jpg

>>5383280
man i was at this party when i was like 19 and this girl i had been friends with in high school was there and like we were sitting on this couch havin drinks and catching up
and out of fucking nowhere her teeth all fall out
and i start freaking out like holy shit why did all your teeth just fucking fall out of your mouth
apparently she had all her teeth removed and gotten dentures b/c of some sort of illness (i hadn't seen her in a couple years b/c she had to quit school to go stay at the hospital for a long time)

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>>5383275
That's nice.

>>5383270
Sorry.

>>5383281
He left?
I don't think he's that bad these days, but he looks like me circa 2008.

>>5383281
I'm still here, babe

>>5383292
Why do you post this everyday?

>>5383280
Jokes on you
I've already been that trip.

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>>5383274

>>5383300
omg you look so wholesome

>>5383291
yeah, some ppl just have shit luck with teeth... and then there are the meth users.

>>5383304
ha

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>>5383296
It's one of my favorites. They all look so pretty :]

>>5383300
Whoa.

>>5383305
iirc her liver like shut down and she got scurvy or some shit
but i would totally not be surprised if she had a drug problem

>>5383307
that was punintentional

>>5383300
I had a guitar teacher when I was a kid that would fuck with me and pop out his false frontish tooth every now and then and it would freak me the fuck out (I was about 7 or 8 at the time).

>>5383263
I can only slut it up so much anon. I'm only one man.

>>5383314
I mean they said if i hadnt got it fixed it was about to reach the bone and id be screwed. Dont take your chompers for granted.

>>5383314
got a lesbian buddy that for some reason we were talking about teeth and she has already had about 3 or 4 root canals and she's pretty healthy. She said bad teeth just kinda run in her family.

>>5383318
>tfw annskellington will never uncork your wine bottle

>>5383324
dw i love flossing

>>5383326
that's awful
my mother and sister don't care of theirs at all and their mouths are disgusting
which is prob why i'm so anal about taking care of mine

>>5383314

scurvy is caused by vitamin c difencency

>>5383326
Root canals really fucking suck especially since everytime the vikes they prescribe cause me to relapse so its not good for me.

>>5383336
i was making a joke about all her teeth falling out
take your gotcha journalism and shove it up your ass

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>>5383347
I want to shove my tongue up your ass.

>>5383300
Pretty much spot in. Bigger beard tho. And updated glasses.

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>>5383359
we might be able to work something out
i'm going to bed now tho

>>5383327
lol

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I haven't been to the dentist since I was 18 and im 31 now. I also never had my wisdom teeth or molars removed like some do.

I have overcrowding but they still look decent.

I also never have bleached them before.


Do they look ok? or too yellow?

>>5383367
taking pictures of just your teeth always looks spooky

>>5383377

Not a coffee drinker at all and I don't smoke at all either, gross. Ciggs should be banned..so should coffee..so should alcohol... I drink a lot of green smoothies though.

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>>5383367
>tfw big gap in my two front teeth

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What are you guys masturbating too?

>>5383291

thats funny you mention that (even if it's made up)

I have two friends who use to be alcohlics, constantly vomiting in the toilet for months, possibly years (not sure how long they would vomit for) apparently the acid coming out of their mouth over-time rotted the back of their teeth causing them to have to get dentures/implants/etc.

>>5383396

that's kinda hot though...

I could never go for a guy who has bright white straight teeth...so many Americans seem to have these fake smiles..too perfect..and look like dentures desu..and it annoys the crap out of me.

>>5383409
So many europeans have teeth that make me think their breath smells. Did i mention i hate breath? That being said, i agree about overly nice teeth, makes me think the breath smells overly minty/unnatural smell

>>5383395

Vaping is electronic ciggs right?

That's cool I guess. I don't get the appeal though..same with marijuana and other things people smoke. I'm sure I tried it all and none of it ever had a good effect on me to make me want to do it again.

>>5383409
I have gap teeth also...

>>5383409
I like it, but people always point it out. Not really in a complimentary way, more like "why didn't you ever get braces?"
My teeth are fine otherwise. I just drink too much coffee and used to smoke, so I should probably get something to whiten them. Never had a filling or anything.

>>5383419
I smoke so much now its terible

>>5383414

Yeah Europeans have some narly teeth due to all the tea they drink. I fucking hate tea. It never tastes as great as people seem to claim.

>>5383430
Its refreshing sometimes. Especially unsweetened iced on a warm day

>those guys who use grindr just to jerk you around and cancel at the last minute every time
nigga, really. I'm mostly convinced that half the headless torsos are spammers, a quarter of the remainder are under the radar spammers, and only a quarter or less of people who use grinder are actual homos

>>5383454
>messaging headless torsos
Foolish mortal.

>>5383437

I'm more of a water connoisseur.


>>5383449

Here in the states all the teas are deathly sweetened so you risk getting diabetes. Many of the use artificial sweeteners (splenda, sweet n' low, etc.) that fucks with your body.

All the herbal teas I've tried never taste good either.

I don't drink soda either..carbonated beverages I can feel them bubbling on my teeth rotting them away.

>>5383449
I hate americans who call soccer football and talk about watching it so often.

>>5383454
I find it that i am better off that it doesnt result in sex so often.

>>5383472
Water is best beverage of course.
I dont drink soda or juice either. Pretty much milk water oj and beer.

>>5383465
I don't, I'm just saying that it overblows how many people are actually in your area. deleting their messages sure is fun though. but not quite as fun as spending a day or two or a week chatting some chill sounding dude up only to have him cancel until next weekend, then have him cancel again when -something- comes up

>>5383465
>>5383491
sometimes there is a hot body that is worth harmlessly learning more about. Frankly most of the pictures never really convey how someone looks IRL

>>5383497
>microbrews
Nothing wrong with microbrews.

>>5383497
Ya it never seems authentic and becomes overwhelming.

>>5383497
rugby? why arent you in your chat

>>5383540
i mean you own a chat room

>>5383485
>>5383497

Water for the win, as long as it's Fiji, Poland Springs, or a good one. Tap water and filtered tap water never tastes good. Also reverse osmosis water always taste weird to me.

Better to just eat whole fruit (the rinds are the healthiest part). OJ is good if it has pulp since your getting some of the fiber, but straight up citrus juices can be acidic to your teeth over time.

>>5383533
>moonshine

Had an uncle who would make that crap. It always smelled like bitter piss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MpaZagofHY&

rawr

>>5383519
what? no, I'm saying that the picture doesn't just not look like the person, the picture ISN'T a real person, or the think you're talking to isn't.

that cute chubby asian guy? a slav spammer looking to weasel his way into your pictures to up his spam game. That ginger dude? a chink who doesn't even know what half of what he writes means, just that he's trying to get your information out of you so he can steal your identity if not just your pictures so he can also up his spam game

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>>5383533
Like you fags have shit to talk about. Do you guys get anything darker then guinness over there? lol

>>5383547
>Tap water and filtered tap water never tastes good
Damn. I dont mind tap more often than not. Plus its cheap. Years ago I argued with roommates about not wanting to throw down for a mutual brita and i said i would onlu drink straight tap. In hindsight, unnecessarily selfish of me

>>5383547
Also on the oj, i dont even like non pulp. Same with uncrunchy peanut butter, tastes too artificial. And i mostly use the oj to make fruit smoothies

>>5383567
I knew it. You're one of those limp wristed types that thinks an IPA is too hoppy. lel

where to cop a qt neet bf?

>>5383568

It depends on where you live. I would check your local water works website in your county/city to see what they put in the water.

Where I live it has a ton of chlorine, fluoride, and other things in it and just the idea of it flowing through all these old pipes to me collecting god knows what..makes me hesitant to drink it.

>>5383627
and yet you have no qualms when sucking dick or eating ass

>>5383625
I miss being a neet, if I date you can I go back to neetdom?

>>5383627
>check your local water works
I mean ive never noticed any negative side affects.

>ton of chlorine
Ya i can't drink tap when i go to florida and sometimes i can tell a weird taste but dont mind.

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>>5383567
>European alcohol
>Being British
I didn't know you were a continent-loving commie. How ya doin' bud?

>>5383625
Why neet bf? Less intimidating?

>>5383625
FLGS maybe?

>>5383627
I got lucky. My town's water is pulled straight from the local aquifer. A little fluoride and that's it.

Water everywhere else tastes like shit.

>>5383637

Actually I've only sucked dick for like a minute once and never ate ass. I don't get the appeal.

I get it that we're all gay on here but does that really mean we must do such weird shit together to get off?

The dick I once sucked felt so weird in my mouth. Maybe it's just my imagination but I felt like I was about to consume a live sardine. Like a live leech was moving in and out of my mouth. I couldn't get into it and it doesn't feel good at all desu, it's just really fucking weird. Getting my dick sucked didn't feel good either or make me hard.

I avoid sexual contact desu. My mind just doesn't allow me to become a dirty filthy slut so I've stayed fairly pure for 31 years now. I would never do anal.

I just like to jerk off with guys and rubs our crotches together, and maybe dry humping. I have no interest in oral/anal intercourse. Is that weird?

>>5383686
Are you american?

>>5383401

Gay furry porn :^)

>>5383686
Yes. Most guys aren't going to be satisfied with that and you'll die alone and weird.

>>5383693

Yep

>>5383679
>FLGS maybe?
tabletop gaming spots are a solid bet. I've seen at least one young gay couple at mine. It's cute as hell.

>>5383686
If you're really happy with your sex life then it doesn't matter if it's weird. If you feel you're missing out? Only then it's a problem. Up to you.

>>5383695
Is it GOOD gfur?

>>5383701

>implying most gay guys ever are satisfied

I've known so man gays over the years and most of them are constantly looking for something to spark their fire. Something better than their last. Many can't stay in one relationship, it's like they get bored too easily, so they cheat or break up, move on to the next guy, cheat, break up. etc.
I highly doubt more than 10% of the gay population is in a committed relationship. There's so much cheating and lying going on. Every town I've lived in where I've tried to meet new people, it's always the same small world of so and so cheated with so and so..so and so got hiv from so and so amongst all age groups. I just avoid all gay culture at this point.

Everyone just needs to fucking learn to relax and find pleasure in the small things in life. I feel bad for those who need to constantly get fucked or hook up with others to feel satisfied. I would hate to be them.

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I miss fat Pikachu.

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>>5383738
I agree that gay culture is oversexed, but grow up. How can you say you don't want to eat ass with your head so far up your own?

Does anyone else still check out women?
I don't want to sleep with them but I like looking sometimes.

>>5383718

Hardblush <3

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Why is it that I am straight yet I enjoy jerking it to Japanese twinks?

I really like the ethnically challenged men unless they are black.


>>5383738
Unlike straight relationships right?
All humans are fucking garbage

>>5383798

Tfw no hot girl with thick hips and large chest fat sacks, and their genitals that look like an elderly homeless man was stabbed in the taint and it healed wrong gf

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>tfw no bf to hold me and make me feel better when I'm depressed

>>5383844
I'll hold you if you hold my nuts with your mouth.

>>5383271
You're the one that said it hun, :U

>>5383798
Check out as in "damn grrl, I'd tap dat?"
Not. I never really felt that on the street. Had to get into weird dirty shit. I do see a grill now-and-then and think, she's a pretty face; too bad she doesn't have a dick or any other boy qualities whatsoever. Sucks for her.

>>5383805
Mah nikka. I gotta buy all that shit eventually.

>>5383813
Big breasts are disgusting, how the hell can people be into that.
>>5383864
No just like "that's nice", like art or something I don't know.
It doesn't turn me on at all, I just enjoy admiring.

>>5383880
Right. So you find some women 'aesthetically' pleasing. You can also say 'platonic' to mean you don't want to have sex with them at all. That's normal. Most of the fashion world is fags playing with pretty dollies. Enjoy it.

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yo gaygen would you the new ufc champ?

>>5382955

Would you go straight for Marsha gays?

>>5383895
I will, thanks.
>>5383914
Heck yes.

/gg/, how do I stop feeling like I'll never be good at anything?

I just feel like a waste of space

>>5384010
make incremental gains in achievement in order to build self-esteem over a long-period of time

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>>5384010
Do something. Anything. Could be small. Then remind yourself that you did that thing. It wasn't as hard as you thought and that's because you're purdy gewd at it. Maybe it wasn't perfect but was is? You in fact did that thing. Therefore you have productive value as an accomplished faggot.

(When you argue with me that you're worthless because somebody lied to you about that, you will be accomplishing debate. So there's that too.)

How easy is it get hiv through oral sex and or kissing? Tonight I was hooking up with a guy and went back and forth kissing and blowing each other, at one point I tasted some blood in mouth and I don't know if it was mine or his. I don't have any open wounds other than a white spot caused by irritation by my braces(I got them late) He said that he gets tested every month and he's clean, should I be worried

>>5384031
kissing is fine without open wounds as you know. being the receptive partner is always riskier, but oral is also very low risk going by odds. And if he's honest then you're fine. There's no advantage in worrying. You can get tested in 3 months to double check.

>>5384010
find a bf and steal his talent

>>5384046
I have to wait three months? He didn't cum in my mouth or anything like that

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I wanna fucc

>>5384057
high tier shit taste

>>5384026
I don't really believe that that'll work with "anything" Tbh. I do have one thing I'm good at, and that's singing, but people are impressed once, and then never want to hear it again. So I know I'm good at it but I can't really take any pride in it because it appears to annoy people. I'm not even marginally good at anything useful desu, which makes it hard to work up the motivation to try to be.

>>5384050
It takes a while to be detectable by most methods. I'm not sure honestly how soon over the counter tests work, but I know the standard blood test window is 3 months for antibodies. The RNA tests are a couple weeks after. It's too bad you don't know where the blood came from. It's good he didn't cum in your mouth. I really do think you're probably fine. I just mention testing to let you know.

>>5384063
lol pls girl

>>5384031
how else would you get hiv........

>>5384067
do what i do and just find a sense of purpose in being annoying

>>5384067
then sing in a band or write your own music and sing it
being artistic (provided you are good) is always impressive

>>5384072
Like I said, people are impressed once and then they just get over it and forget about you

>>5384070
no really
that anyone would pause, take a screenshot, upload to 4chan for HIM is extremely funny to me.
you plebs arent even on my level. imagine thinking that is even an acceptable thing to do LMFAO

>>5384069
He also had me top him bb for a couple of minutes but I stopped, how much does that increase the risk?

>>5384078
>doing shit for other people
>not for yourself
i don't really see how they can forget if you are constantly performing, releasing material. but whatever you are just a pussy ass fake bitch and thats why no-one likes you, not because you havent got a super unique talent.

>>5384085
Yeah, you're probably right...

>>5384089
DAMN SON

>>5384085
I guess I just want to feel wanted. I'm probably not good enough to be in a band anyway, and can't write.

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canadians are lucky

>>5384084
Being top is less risky, but you should give the whole story to your doctor. You don't have to say it's about gheybuttsecks. Tell the receptionist your toe hurts. Then your doc can give you better infor and line up the tests. Remember there's no upside to being afraid at this point. Just call yer doc.

>>5384078
Yeah you should do things because you want to. Like how you successfully argued with me about this. It doesn't have to be big to matter. Cleaning your house is a small but important part of not being worthless. And nobody is going to forget about the good things you bring, If someone praised you and said they like you then just keep that in memory. I assume people feel the same way about me until they give new evidence of different feelings. You wouldn't ask a bf if they love you every five minutes right? I can bank love like a camel, mang. Shit is cash. Be an emotional cash cache camel. I'm tired. You're a cool guy. Go in peace.

>>5384108
Being in a band is easy tbqh.
Just make yourself useful.
I sang in grindcore/hardcore bands for many years. You just have to ind your niche. I am too old to learn guitar and my ears are busted but I wish I took up guitar as a kid. Helps get you laid like crazy.

>>5384125
>You wouldn't ask a bf if they love you every five minutes right?
Knowing me I might tbqh

>>5384135
Then get your bf to wear a "hi my name is: I still love you goofus go make me a sammich" nametag.

(It's a big sticker.) We can get a greaseboard for more complex stuff. You just gotta work with the emotional amnesia, son.

>>5384145
It's more cripplingly low self esteem than anything.

I like to blame it on a seven year abusive friendship I had growing up.

I wish I could just be normal goddamn

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>>5384010
stop being gay

filthy degenerate

>>5384154
Niq nothing can stop my love for you, even if I stopped being gay.

>>5384159
same

>>5384165
Hands off my man

>>5384152
There are a great many unhappy "normal" people. If you wanna greentext or something about the abusive "friendship" I'll read it. Maybe not till tomorrow, but I will. And that nametag thing was charming right? If you didn't smile about that then I better abort myself post-haste.(pre-haste?)

>>5384169
Jerry! Jerry!

>>5384169
whatchu gon do?

>>5384175
There isn't a lot to say about it. He'd just beat me up and tell me none of my peers liked me and he'd be the only friend I could ever get. For seven years.

>>5384178
Idk I'll stare you down hardcore. I've got a pretty good look of disapproval

>>5384180
That really sucks. Of course it's not true -- you can get more friends. Did he dry hump you or any molesty stuff?

>>5384187
You're not getting off on this are you? No, he's straight. I've since made friends and u think they like me but the feelings of inadequacy stuck around. I have trouble keeping myself convinced that my friends actually want to be around me

>>5384197
Nope. Haven't had a 100% stiffy all day. Sad because I had my first gay date. But anyway no, I wanted to be clear on the type of abuse. Your friends exist and that's proof your abuser was wrong. That your friends are still your friends means they are still your friends. I mean, circle around that axiom as many times as you need to feel better, mang. Emotional camel like a boss. I believe you can do it.

Anyway, good night to you and all butt-brothers in broadcast range.

>>5384183
sounds pretty beta, m8
gotta take what you want before someone else does

>>5384228
I need to figure out a way to get to the UK first...

How do I convince my bf to let me fuck him more often. He tops me whenever he feels like it (I'm always up for it), but when I'd like to give him the D he's rarely in the mood/ too tired, etc... Or have we established a pattern that's hard to break by now?

>>5384291
Tell him to stop self-hating

>>5384302
>doesn't want a penis inserted into his anus
>must be self-hating

faggot logic

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>tfw you will never know be able to challenge each of the strongest gaygen trips to a one on one fight to prove who is the single most proud warrior ITT

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>>5384342
>tfw you will never know be able to challenge each of the strongest gaygen trips to a one on one fight to prove who is the single most proud warrior ITT

>tfw going through the archive and collecting information on everyone

I have decided to just be a fucking creep since I have so much spare time.

>>5384347
i am american

>>5384313
He's trying to get his bf to give up the boypussy not seek higher enlightenment. Guilt tripping manipulation might be necessary for him to get his cock buried in his boyfriend's hole.

>>5384291
Maybe you could start getting your bf to start seeing his ass as more of a sexual organ that he currently does? Tease it and play with it more. Or compliment him on it more.

Pretty much everyone likes having their asshole tongued, so if he doesn't want to do that, he's got some sort of mental blocking going on there that you should maybe address? You could aim for a situation where every time his dick goes in your mouth, your finger is going in his arse. Basically go for: every time his dick gets hard, his arse demands some attention too.

>>5384349
why

>>5384342
:( dont do it!!!

>>5384349
its a good thing everyone lies in these then

>>5383167
>tfw guys like that are always bottoms only

jdisma

>>5384362
Thanks, this is really good advice. I guess I'll start paying more attention to his butt in everyday life.

>>5384371

>guys like that are always bottoms

praise jesus

>>5384377
>wanting to top a hairy smelly asshole

wht gfj h e c k is wrong with you

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>>5384395

>there are people on gaygen who don't want to top a hairy butthole

lmao pleb

>>5384403
whoops

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>meet a qt guy
>hit of well
>realise hes full of /pol/-propaganda

>>5384231
>>5384228
>>5384183
>>5384178
>>5384169
>>5384165
>>5384159
BOYS PLEASE STOP FIGHTING I LOVE BOTH OF YOU

You're getting keked tho anon

>>5383265
ew

>>5384465

That's happened to me a few times, it's such a bummer.

>>5384465
>meet a qt guy
>hit off well
>realise he's full of tumblr propaganda

>>5384502
sucks, I dislike people who are full of any kind of propaganda

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>>5384465
>meet a qt guy
>hit of well
>realise I'm just looking in the mirror while masturbating

>>5384465
this always sucks

>>5384502
this sucks too but a little less
its so weird when someone's only interests are stuff popular on tumblr tho

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>>5384465
>meet a qt guy
>hit of well
>realise hes full of bourgeoisie + imperialist propaganda

>tfw no older bf who can help me with my career

>>5384465
>never meet anyone handsome because they are usually straight
>hit it off well with people but they want you to be their wingman
>no one is /pol/ because they're all too cUcked

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>>5384563

>tfw the guy youre seeing says that soviet russia is "proof socialism is impossible"

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>>5384574
>tfw ur bf will not partake in the ongoing class struggle

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>>5384574
>mfw the filthy nihilists killed glorious leader

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thank comrade skeltal

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>>5384587
thank comrade skeltal

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>>5384587

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che best husbando

>>5384599
"The blacks, those magnificent examples of the African race who have maintained their racial purity thanks to their lack of an affinity with bathing, have seen their territory invaded by a new kind of slave: the Portuguese."

"The black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving, which has pursued him as far as this corner of America and drives him to advance himself, even independently of his own individual aspirations."

"The episode upset us a little because the poor man, apart from being homosexual and a first-rate bore, had been very nice to us, giving us 10 soles each, bringing our total to 479 for me and 163 1/2 to Alberto."

>>5384595
this looks like an smt demon

>>5384610
so um like ur face then

>>5384610
America is a demon. Who ruined homosexuality with LGBT? America!
Who keeps forcing SJW on the world? America!
Who watered out european heritage and turned everything into a novelty lyric line of black and white? America!

Found a series of MIT emails laughing about the dumb shit Cambridge lecturers say

makes me laugh like a retard
>https://math.mit.edu/academics/undergrad/opportunities/international/documents/humor.pdf

'This year's Modesty Prize is awarded to the lecturer who said :
"Of course,this isn't really the best way to do it. But seeing as you're
not quite as clever as I am - in fact none of you are anywhere near as
clever as I am - we'll do it this way."
>From the same lecturer :
"Now we'll prove the theorem.In fact I'll prove it all by myself."
And from a particle physics course :
"This course will contain a lot of charm and beauty but very little truth."'

>>5384621
>"Of course,this isn't really the best way to do it. But seeing as you're
>not quite as clever as I am - in fact none of you are anywhere near as
>clever as I am - we'll do it this way."
When I hear stuff like that I imagine theyre joking or saying it in a playful not arrogant, mocking way

>>5384632

Yeah I'm pretty sure theyre joking. The British are famed for their odd sense of humor after all.

eg:
>"Sex and drugs? They're nothing compared with a good proof!"

>>5384614
thanks, you too!

>>5384616
what
i dont think you understand that image at all

>>5384661
You don't think I understand it? Do you understand what the text at the bottom says? America came as a liberator to Europe, but through the marshall plan it brought all it's novelty, the burden of slavery, jazz, jewish banking, monetized war, its idea of beauty, the poetized western mythology. I don't think you understands Damsleths drawing.

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>tfw you will never fight rugby in a one on one battle and prove you are the strongest trip in gaygen

>>5384667
it looks like a criticism of the way racial dynamics have been sparked as a form of amusement for a wealthy elite with an ironic line "separating" the progenitors of the dynamic who have a similar dynamic at home

at the very least it has minimal relation to gay vs lgbt word politics

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>>5383776

Because it's an animalistic desire I choose not to participate in. Are you human? or are you some wild rabid dog who can't control his sexual desires and needs to eat other dogs asses and get fucked like a wild banshee to get pleasure out of your pathetic life?

I'm against all degeneracy and choose not to participate in such bullshit. You can sit here all day telling me how good getting your ass licked & fucked feels while posting graven images of obese bears and effeminate twinks you worship but you know damn well how disgusting and unholy gay sex is. We all do.

>>5383808

>unlike straight relationships right?

Why is that always the comeback the /lgbt/ community always comes back with when someone tells them how disgusting their lust for flesh is?

You'd be surprised how many straight people don't even have sexual intercourse until they're married. Of course there's always degenerates in every group but they're truly a minority amongst straights unlike in the /lgbt/ community where 90%+ of the gays are all slutty whores who honestly are better off dead.

>>5383808
post japanese twink videos
qt ones

>tfw you just came to a swedish boy squirting poop water all over his bed

>>5384744
>tfw you just came from a biker bear gang bang

>>5384676
ikr that fag has a very punchable face.

>>5384744
What a shitty fetish.

>>5384744
>>5384745

Repent sinners.

>>5384749

dont reply to maki you moron

>>5384769
I can't help it. I can't miss an opportunity to mad a terrible "dad joke". I have a problem.

>>5384774

top right looks best

>>5384774
feel good give it a rest already you socially-retarded physically mishapen babby face freak

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>>5384676
We all know i'm the strongest anyway

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>>5384775
You think you're some kinda funny man now, do ya?
Fight me.

>>5384797
We should organize some sort of gaygen homosex battle royale.

>>5384799
Sure thing m8.
Should I tie one, or both arms behind my back?

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>>5384797
ftfy

>>5384807

I am not joking, RedDread would quite literally kill everyone else with his bare hands.

The guy has like a 1400lbs total

>>5384797
post big strong muscles

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>>5384807
>Tying yourself up so you're vulnerable to my attacks
Hog tie, now.
I'm gonna beat you straight (kek), boy.

>>5384814

MAKI YOU SAID YOU WERENT GOING TO COME BACK

>>5384814
>hog tie
you sick fuck

>>5384811
>1400lbs total
That def helps.
Do we not have any boxer/mma fags in gaygen?

>>5384814
I'm not sure I'd trust you to even win against a guy that's hog tied.

Maybe we should give you a bat too, to even things up.

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>>5383045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wu598ENenk

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>>5384821
>Maybe we should give you a bat too
You're one kinky sheila, mate.

>>5384819
Eat your kibble, Sludge Poopy.
I ain't in a playing mood rn.

>>5384831
i plan on having some reese's puffs for breakfast once i get out of bed
it makes great kibble

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>>5384403
http://hairybuttheaven.tumblr.com/archive
http://hairyhotholehunter.tumblr.com/archive
http://markymark92103.tumblr.com/archive
http://hairybuttsdrivemenuts.tumblr.com/archive
http://studfuker.tumblr.com/archive
http://40.media.tumblr.com/05c372cc4efc2624871f0c73967d7f07/tumblr_nmdsl8URTu1qkrtvko1_500.jpg

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>>5384123
>lucky to have a pretty boy who knows nothing about running a country or politics at all as their Prime Minister.

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>>5384835
I don't know what those are, but I'm guessing they're like Coco Pops.

>>5384847
Damn, check out this misogynist.

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>>5384859
>coco pops
ew

>>5384862
Puffs for the puff
Thank you good night

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>>5384862
We don't have that shit here, mate. Coco Pops and Fruit Loops are the only fatass cereals I can think of.
Also, I don't think I've eaten breakfast cereal in over 10 years.

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>>5384862
Raisin Bran Crunch is where it's at
with very vanilla silk soy milk

>>5384873
i prefer the almond bran w/ crunchy clusters and unflavored rice rice
i hate raisins

>>5384872
must suck living in the third world

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>>5384859
I just don't find women attractive, nor do they appeal to me in any way through conversation or friendship, nor do I let any woman manipulate me like they do to straight men, not to mention most women I've met are gossipy, vindictive, backstabbing, have no sense of responsibility, controlling, and highly conflictive, but that doesn't make me a misogynist.

>>5384123
>Refugees welcome
Well, at least they have plenty space to keep them (away from people)

>>5384879
rice milk*

>>5384879
they make it with cranberries too
but raisins are the shit

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>>5384880
>That picture

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teach me how to get a tight ottermode bod, fäm

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>>5384881
>2050 Official languages of Canada - English, French, Chinese, Ukranian Russian, and Arabic.

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when i masturbate with my imagination i imagine a beefy guy railing me, and i regularly fantasize about cuddling a hairy guy.

BUT when i masturbate to actual porn 99% of the time it is to straight cartoon porn.

Am I gay?

>NB: IRL im not really attracted to girls, its like i only like them in the context of hentai

>>5384888
stop being fät

>>5384888

READ THE FUCKING STICKY
will take you from 5-14 months most likely

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>>5384884
i like cranberry juice (not cocktail) but idt i've ever had an actual cranberry
look at them oats tho

>>5384892
you're gay

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>>5384886
got it from /fit/, made me giggle up a storm when I first saw it.

>>5384839


Thou shalt not make to thyself an idol (hairy butts), nor likeness of anything, whatever things are in the
heaven above, and whatever are in the earth beneath, and whatever are in the waters under the
earth. Thou shalt not bow down to them, nor serve them; for I am the Lord thy God, a jealous
God, recompensing the sins of the fathers upon the children, to the third and fourth generation
to them that hate me, and bestowing mercy on them that love me to thousands of them, and on
them that keep my commandments.

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>>5384892
tet from /fit/ tinychat is that you?

>>5384893
>>5384895
rude desu

I started going to the gym two weeks ago. Used to go swimming three-four times a week, so I'm not fat or anything.

I hope doing basic strenth exercises in the beginning is a good way to start.

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>>5384900

>>5384904

No, I'm serious. Read the sticky and stop wasting our time.

http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

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>>5384879
N-not as much as it sucks being you.
Me: 1
Puppers: 0

>>5384880
Disgusting display of Misogyny™.
I've signed you up for a corrective education camp to fix your wrongthink.

>>5384888
qt.

>>5384910
please, you wish i sucked
then you might actually get some of that gratification you desperately want from me

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>>5384862
that shit's nothing but sugar man. eat something more healthy.

>>5384873
Pretty healthy, but soy milk has estrogen in it.
>Gynecomastia

It's time I let this place crumble.

You're all too far gone.

There's no chance of saving any of you from hell.

Don't swallow too hard on the truth.