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>When your bf cums in you while you're riding him and you're not ready yet

>>5361922

>tfw no boyfriend to watch Curb with

>>5361464
To end it when he has done nothing wrong... that would make me a terrible person, wouldn't it?

(I mean I know this is fucking 4chan and you're probably going to tell me yes it does, but.)

repostin'

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>>5361922
I'm pretty sure I should finish you off in this situation but should I finger your bumhole,give you a handie, or just suck it

I'll have you know right now that I don't "get" bottom boys so please don't judge

>tfw daddy said you can't cum until he gives permission
>tfw he hasn't talked to me in two days

I can't handle this. ;_;

>rugby owns the tinychat
ABORT

>>5362041

>rugby wasn't aborted
PANIC

>>5362051
lmao

>>5362014

All of that anon! Although a chubby post-cum semi in my hole drives me absolutely wild, so don't pull out just let it slip out on its own then go to town on my hole rimming / fingering etc.

I'm not a strict bottom though, so flipping over and letting me fuck you until I cum all over your hole before pressing my cummy used cock back in is the ideal finish ;)

>>5362166
>>5362014
I need to stop reading these threads on my phone in public places. Now I have to sit here in this coffee shop listening to bad music waiting for my awkward public boner to soften.

>Select all images with coffee
Oh captcha you snarky bitch. I love you.

>>5361888
>tfw this is my boyfriend and it's adorable as heck

>>5362014
Stay in, handie, gropes, and kisses on the back of the neck.

>no needy bottom bf

;-;

Hey, so I'm relatively new to this being bi thing. (been in denial for a long time.

I'm a bottom. Long sorry short, my penis doesn't really work correctly. It's baby dick sized and can't be used for fucking very well. I still get bones and can produce a liiiitle bit of semen. Would this be a deal breaker for a top or do you not care about the quality of your bottom's penis?

Also is it generally a thing where masculine people are tops and feminine bottoms or does it very? There this guy I'm attracted to but he's more fem then masc and I don't want to be like hey btw I can never be a top for you.

>>5362766
>no top to beg for sex

;-;

>tfw no straight bf

>>5362771
>Hey, so I'm relatively new to this being bi thing.
The first thing you need to do is buy some rope and hang yourself.

Filthy biscum.

>>5362771
your too hung up on labels do what you want

also this >>5362776

>>5362776
I might as well be gay because, as said before, I'm physically incapable of fucking a woman

>>5362775
>tfw no gay friend who falls in love with you

>>5362781
okay how about a little less labels version of my question

WILL IT BOTHER A TOP IF I HAVE A NON FUNCTIONAL MICRO PENIS

>>5362782
Oh okay, well in that case...

No it doesn't matter how big or small your dick is especially if you're a bottom.

He might want to play with it a bit but it's probably not going up his ass.

"Fem" or "masc" does not correlate in any way with top or bottom.

If you like him, talk to him. If it progresses to sex you can work the details out when you get there.

He might be an exclusive top for all you know.

>>5362788
Some yes, some no.

>>5362788
from my experience as a trap it does not

>>5362766
I forget, were you one of the guys into fuzzy manlets?

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>>5361888
>having a needy bottom bf

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>>5362775

>>5362794
it's pretty much 50/50 here
fuzzy manlets are a commodity

>>5362788
post minibenis

>>5361888
What do you mean needy?

Like he needs to have your cock in his ass all the time?

>>5362794

y e s

>>5362803
>fuzzy manlets are a commodity
lmao

>>5362804
This

I bet it's cute. :3c

>>5362804
Isn't this blue board? Won't that get deleted?

>>5362812
>>5362803
>fuzzy manlets are a commodity
what does that even mean?

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>>5362788
instant bf (or gf whatever your prefer) material

(thought if you act like a guy, it's a bonus)

>>5362766
>no senpai to satisfy every waking moment of

>>5362820
they can be exchanged for goods and services

>>5362813
imgur or u see

>>5362820

As in a hot commodity

>>5362822
booger, the statue

>>5362822
I'm male with no gender dysphoria or nothing, although it would probably be very convenient if I were trans. Pretty much I'm low test and don't have the money or shits to give to buy test.

Also thanks that made my day I thought my microbenis made me an undesirable

>>5362835
booger is a cute sickly boy t b h, not a t-girl

first for tfw no f

>>5362771
I don't really care.
Depends. You will meet big ass muscleboy gym rat bottoms and flaming queen tops. I'm pretty masculine and I'm a top, and a lot of femmy guys are bottom or verse, not everyone is top or bottom.

>>5362806
I'm:

5'6"
Hairy
Needy
Blond

taking bf applications

>>5362845
I can be your friend.

>>5362788
dude you are thinking too hard...a regular gay guy probs won't care. if you are on a hookup app you might get guys who will turn you down for stupid things like that but generally it isn't an issue

>>5362855
:3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

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>>5362851

>>5362851
>Blond
trashed

>>5362843
>implying booger wouldn't tent his panties while trapping for you in the bedroom.
anon pls.

>>5362851
I'm

6'8"
Not as hairy as I'd like
Socially retarded
Blond + blue eyes

What's your bodytype?

>>5362865
puking rn

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>>5362865

I've been sending dick pics to this guy the past few days because he wanted them and thought I was cute.

I've never done anything so lewd in my life.

Am I a whore?

>>5362864
wew lad

but okay

>>5362872
Now, I could tell you my body type, but that would scare you and everyone else away

>>5362875
It's 2015... who isn't these days?

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>>5362873

Hetero pls go

>>5362874

Yasss omg

>>5362879
Unless you're a spookyskelly or a superchub, you'll most likely find lots of love.

>>5362877
>>5362877
how are you friend-chan

i really hate my life

>>5362884
I'm just a regular chub

5'6" 155lb

>>5362889
Hating one's own life is part of life, anon. You just have to find someone who can love your life, and you theirs, to complete the ritual and merge together into the God-Rei being and once again become one with the universe.

>>5362885
I have to tell you something.

I have feelings for you ... I want to be more than just your friend.

>>5362897
>You just have to find someone who can love your life
JUST

>>5362893
I don't see why you'd think your bodytype isn't preferable. Maybe you've seen too many skellyposters, but hairy chubs are QTs

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>>5362902
o-oh

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>>5362893
>5'6" 155lb
>"chub"
anon you a not a chub
you are a self-conscious tiny

>>5362914
nah m8 I got some flab

>>5362908
Anime posters are my fetish.

>>5362897
>rei
WORST
O
R
S
T

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>>5362889
why do you hate your life anon?

>>5362906
Yes, just is an overwhelming understatement, but to give up on the journey is to deny yourself the chance at becoming whole. If you give up on the journey, you'll fade into nothingness. Others are on the same journey as you, looking for someone to share this short time of conscience with before the tides of entropy wash us away, you're not alone. Live on to find someone, so that someone may also find you.

>>5362851
>hairy
>blond

just awful, the only thing worse is a hairy ginger

>>5362828
>>5362822
>>5362804
http://i.imgur.com/YN7gYrjh.jpg
couldn't keep a hard on but imagine that plus an inch
thumb for scale

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>>5362920
do not be silly anon. everyone has a lil bit of flab on them. if you work out your abs a lot then that flab will eventually become muscle. but even if you are a skinny twig like 135 you will still have some fat down there because it's fat not muscle
if it makes you feel any better i'm 5'5" 170ish and I am not really too worried about it just trying to get more toned

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>>5362930

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>>5362921
:3

>>5362930
>http://i.imgur.com/YN7gYrjh.jpg
????how

>>5362914
he's literally overweight, actually

>>5362930
A...anon, there has to be some story behind this other than "micropenis." Not to be mean, but that's a clitoris.

>>5362926
I guess that's probably the best reason I'll find to keep trudging though.

>>5362937
imagine living with it
I just want a real penis
>>5362939
I don't know

>>5362944
yep

>throwback to last night when everyone called me fat

>>5362938
Please be my boyfriend.
I promise to bully you all the time.

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>>5362949
>tfw you find your partner for life's journey

>>5362952
Are you XXY?

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>>5362944
medically, maybe
i honestly couldn't even tell you my height b/c i don't know if i actually remember it but i'm around his height and i'm 170ish. I would imagine that if he is overweight it would only be marginally so. 155 is like small.

>>5362956
:333333333333333333333

>>5362952
It... it's okay, anon. There, there...

>>5362962
Yeah, 5 more pounds and I'm at "normal" weight but I still have a muffin top and shit bc no muscle

>>5362946
When I was like 5 there was a point where my penis was so small that pee couldn't come out anymore so I got surgery to fix that problem. Other than that idk. I should probably see a urologist but damn is that embarrassing I don't have the money for that and I'm not begging my parents for money because Id have to explain

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>>5362957
Give him a hug from me.

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>>5362973
Hug your own partner when you find them, sir.

>>5362960
I'm 95% sure I am but I haven't talked to a doctor about it I just have every single symptom

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>>5362968
solutions
>become cardio bunny
or
>become gym bunny

>>5362980
You should just get it turned into a vag since it's nonfunctioning

or does rubbing it not work?

>>5362980
Just go to the doctor. If you're a bottom it's not a huge deal I guess but seriously, if it's affecting your quality of life go see what options you have.

>>5362983
or
>just stay a pudgy hairy qt because pudgy hairy qts are the best

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>>5362893

post tumtum

>>5362983
yeh, don't worry, I'm on it. I've lost 5lbs in the past two weeks or so and I'm still losing.

>>5362993
I have before, you've probably seen it lol

>>5362893
Trip on fudgepuppy

>>5362999
Doesn't sludgepuppy weigh less than me? I thought he did, like in the 140's at the most

fudgepuppy is such a cute nickname lol. If only it wasn't because of the 5lb gain, that's just sorta mean

>>5362987
I don't want a vagina
Rubbing it sometimes works but not really
>>5362988
I'm in college. I ain't got the cash for a doctors visit and there's no way I'm having that conversation with my parents

>>5362971
Well you have my sympathy, anon :c

What kind of sexual pleasure can you get? Are you able to achieve an orgasm? If not, are your other bits more sexually pleasing, like hearing is for blind people?

>>5362978
I can't wait that long.
I had a girlfriend while in denial, being able to be close to someone was nice,

>>5363005
can you get prostate orgasms?

>>5363004
I know he isn't fat I just think he's really cute. You're probably really cute also.

Btw did everyone figure out that kayla mouse mixup?

>>5362994
I used to run a lot but then I stopped for a long time. It's really hard for me to cut weight b/c I eat like a fuckin' lot of food. But gl anon

>>5363004
He's 122 iirc.

>>5362993
is that you, senpai?
i thought you are a twink meanwhile you are a bear in-the-making

>>5362954
Well anon, just know there are many people who would look past your bits of flab.

>Tfw no insecure 5'6 bf to bear-hug and pick up off the ground to reassure him he's not a fatty

>>5363010
Well, like the anon said; it's a journey which can be pretty lengthy. It's all about time, patience and I suppose some luck.

I met my man here in these very threads in fact... so you never know.

>>5363005
In my personal experience with a few bottoms, they didn't care or need any attention to enjoy sex.

>>5362997

I don't habeeb it

>>5362999
>>5363004

>not pudgepuppy

>>5363020
Aw fuck, I was reeeal wrong

Maybe I can catch up to him one day...

>>5362993
would be cuter with 20+ more pounds

>>5363007
>>5363012
If I touch my penis it is pleasurable and I do that for like 20 minutes a few dripless of cum will come out
Fingering my asshole is out of this world

>boyfriend goes to grab ass
>cold ass hands

Fuck winter in the neck.

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>>5363025
probs gonna regret posting this again

>>5363024
Wow that's really nice, pretty unlikely for me being in a tiny country but the idea's nice.
Thanks anon.

>>5363038
qt as fugg

>>5363038
>Claims to be a chub, is in fact a slightly flabby otter

Anon stop it, you're a QT.

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>>5363033
>not letting your bf warm his hands with your butt

I personally enjoy it...

>>5363038
cute

>>5363038
love it

>>5363022

I wish

>>5363029

ikr

>>5363033

>no bf to make jump by sliding my cold hands into his pants

>>5363038

You're 5'6"? I thought you were way taller

>>5363050
Hah nope I'm short as fuck m8

but it makes me feel cute so i don't really care

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>>5363043
>>5363045
>>5363047
>>5363049

t-thank

>>5363053
I hate being short and small penis with anger issues and inferiority complex

>tfw a fetish

>>5363038
absolutely cute

>>5363058

Just fuck off already you post the same shit every night

>>5363057
no really i wanna put my head there and fall asleep don't be so self conscious

>>5363058
I mean, I think I'm of average penile size and i don't have anger issues

>>5363046
It's not bad. I think it encourages him, though. His new favorite trick is sticking his iceberg of a nose in my ear.

>>5363050
Even if parts of him are cold as fuck, it's nice to use him as a living blanket of sorts.

>>5363061
There's like two others posting the same shit also

How attractive is tallness to guys? Would being very tall outweigh(kek) or at least nullify the unattractiveness of being fat? Also how do I go about growing more body/facial hair? Would losing weight help? I've been thinking about complaining to my doctor about low-T to get testosterone, but idk if I'm willing to take that risk.

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>that obscure feel when ur attracted to the wigger from The Offspring's Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwgLH1CjbtU&t=85

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>>5363053
Blondie ruined forever. Not mad, just disappointed tbqh.

>>5363069
Post weight and height.

It honestly depends on the person.

>>5363074
That's ok

I thought I'd posted about my shortness before t b h. Weird.

>>5363069
I think height differences are kawaii as fuck.
I'm about the same height as the bf so I wouldn't know, but it's still cute.

>>5363074
>that deformed foot

ew

>>5363076
6'8" | 2.032m
330lbs | 149.685kg

>>5363066
>his new favorite trick is sticking his iceberg of a nose in my ear.

that's how you get punched tbqh

>>5363084
Tell him to start lifting

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>>5363084
>6'8"
Holy shit, take me now.

>>5363084
That's a BMI of like 35.

My ex was shorter and weighed less but has a similar BMI to you.

I'm sure you're probably qt.

Not to mention /lgbt/ seems to have a lot of chubby chasers.

I'm not one, but bigger guys can still be just as qt as the tiny little twinks to me. :3

Just be nice and have a qt face and I'll probably love you.

>>5363084
Cut and lift mate. You're tall enough to go full Halfthor Bjornson mode.

thread needs more soft hairy tummies

>>5363084
*swoon*

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>>5363080
Maybe.
V upset rn though. Guess breaking your legs and stretching you out could help.
Don't give up, Blondie!

>>5363111
No.

>>5362893
>BMI 25
>Chub

sweetie...

If you lost just 1 pound your BMI would be 24.9 or "normal".

>>5363117
>>5363053

>>5363123
"normal"

>>5363117
Stop posting that ugly piece of shit holy fuck kill yourself how can you possibly have such shit taste

>>5363123
u see the pic tho?

BMI scale is kinda wack.

>>5363128
WA pls no bully

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>>5363128
>>5363130

yes

You're slightly on the chubby side but you're not a "chub" chubs are morbidly obese degenerates like wiz.

>>5363137
Normal is an awfully generous range. Realistically normal is 19-22.

>>5363145
That's not what the doctor says.

>>5363145
>tfw considered starving by BMI
who /skelly/ here

>>5363137
Huh. I'm 5 lbs away from being overweight. According to bmi.

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>>5363123
"Normal" BMI covers both kinda skelly and kinda chub.

>>5363129
He's cute!

>>5363125
Don't worry, Blondie! I'm building my torture rack rn.

>>5363132
He's gone completely insane, it's really sad.

>>5363150
pics

>>5363153
>Tattoos
Oh G-d, it's even worse than I thought.

>>5363159
>G-d

really nigga

>>5363153

Wow he is gross

>tfw finally becoming irrelevant

Its taken two months and I still get mentioned once a day by someone but its nice to know im becoming forgotten.

>>5363164
and so you post about yourself

unfortunately I'm somewhat of a newfag who just got here 2 months ago so I probably have no idea who you are

>>5363164
fuck off retard

>>5363168
Im anon

>>5363155
lol no

>>5363164
if drawing attention to it is your goal then congratulations! you're now more relevant. which you've just said is what you want, but is clearly not what you want.

>>5363172
>ol no
slut

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>>5363159
>>5363163
Judgy queens.
I am praying for you both.
Especially you, Kouhai, you thirsty cunt.

>>5363175
i'm a slut for not wanting people to see pics
lol okay

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>>5363185

Pray for me to get a fuzzy slut bf

>>5363100
>I'm sure you're probably qt.
t...thanks anon.

>>5363108
>You're tall enough to go full Halfthor Bjornson mode
Doubt I could get like him unless I used drugs. I'm not against it, it's just I have no idea where I would acquire any.

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>>5363202
No.
This obsession with "tum" is not healthy.
You should be outside riding bikes and climbing trees, not posting fuzzy bellies on the internet.

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>>5363233

>This obsession with "tum" is not healthy.

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>5363239
>those narrow shoulders

lel, looks like he's sucking in too

Get in TC you shitheads

>>5363244
gaygen is dead, long live the new gaygen

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>>5363239
Guess this is what happens when someone doesn't have a strong father figure in their life.
Praying XTRA HARD™ for you.

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>>5363260

Yes please pray for me to get a strong daddy in my life

>>5363070
respond to my obscure feel please

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Anyone on GG have autism stronger than mine? What's your best 2048 score? pic related, just spent the last 6 hours playing

>>5363275
what is 2048?

>tfw no short weirdo ambivert twink bf who only wants my dick inside him

>>5363208
>I'm not against it
Acquiring them isn't that hard. But I couldn't in good conscious recommend them to anybody who didn't have their lifting and diet down solid.

Also your chance of negative side effects greatly increases the higher your body fat percentage.

>>5363290
>tfw people describe you online
>tfw people make you feel desirable

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Shit
I chatted again with the qt I've been lusting after
Like goddamn, so cute
Totally want him inside me
Sorry for blogging

>>5363309
lol yep

but then it ends with me posting my belly and feeling weird about it

>>5363330
that was your belly? and you want to date someone like me? oh my

where do you live?

>>5363337
wait who are you

I live in the middle of nowhere in the northwest US

>>5363342
i'm not a trip lol
and i'm east coast :(

>>5363344
I'm not
>>5363290
if that's what you're saying btw

sorry

>>5363317
some blog posts r cool
like the anon dating a deaf guy

>>5363362
Oh shit that was great
My blogs are by no means interesting though
I just post them because I need to be happy somewhere outside of my own head

>>5363362
or the anon with the tsundere bf

I always love his updates

someone post the pic with all the gaygen faces so i can validate my self-image

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>>5363386

Just imagine this behind every post

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>>5363392
tfw no bf

kill me

>>5363392
that's not a very attractive face to put behind every post. it's got nice eyes though

>>5363424
that sounds about right

Why do I fetishize trans relationships?

>>5363392
grose

>>5363424

That was the point

>>5363426

Because you're tranny scum and should just go

>>5363429
Why?
It isn't even the penis I like its that I want to protect them.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLKkwQM7uEY

Who did you give your YOUTH too /gaygen/? What's his first name?

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Freddy is back. 6' 1" 230 edition from fit.
Pls no bully about my scars.

>>5363424
Are you fucking kidding? How is that face not a 10/10

>>5363464
nice scars lmoa

>>5363456

I don't like this that much, but these late show performances are just getting better.

>>5363467
he has a different opinion from you which means yours is wrong dude
get over it

>>5363464
I honestly thought that was a picture of me that I didn't know I took and got freaked out.

Your fat distribution is strange. I was 230 five foot eight and looked much thinner

>>5363456
Completely forgettable modern pop song, awful

Also it sounds likes there's a bit of autotune going on there, nice job kid great performance

>>5363467
>that nose
>that stache

>>5363392
big nose /10
:3

>>5363438
normal male instinct

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Which one is most attractive?

#2 imo

>>5363486
What's wrong with either of those things

not every aspect of a face needs to be "perfect" for them to make an amazing face. if everything is perfect then you end up with a generic, boring "beautiful" face like Chris Hemsworth or whoever. No character at all, just generic as fuck.

>>5363504
i find the nose and stache unattractive
sue me

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I posted that guy because he was unattractive lmao

yall are some thirsty hoes

>>5363469
I said no bully, guy.
>like I couldn't rape you.
>>5363479
My fat distribution on my stomach is fucked up because of all the scar tissue. I'm naturally 220 at 15% bf.

Is this just shitposting or do people seriously find >>5363392 unattractive

what the fuck is wrong with you people

>>5363496
1

>>5363523
>>like I couldn't rape you.
implying you'd want to, I'm disgusting

>>5363516
>because he was unattractive

coming from the ho who's too much a pussy to post his face

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This guy hits you up on grindr.... and he wants bareback

wat do?

>>5363539
Get him an STD test

>>5363539
>wat do?
ask if his pet gremlin is down for a 3some, duh

>>5363539
thats not him
he looks too gay to be real

>>5363496
#2 or 3 but I think it's because he looks less pale in those shots due to the lighting.

I assume mm=lens length and cm=distance? I'm a camera n00b but I used to sell them at BB, which shows how little you need to know to sell shit there.

>>5363539

Bareback = AIDS desu

>>5363539
you're getting catfished, darling

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>>5363530
AWE bb it's okay I'm a switch I'm very forgiving unless you're like completely unfuckable.

>>5363559
>>5363547
I think this is probably just a hypothetical thought experiment

>>5363578
>thinking
weak

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I wanna muscle bf

>>5363496
12mm at 30cm

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>>5363586
Lawl I'm roidin I'll get there eventually.
I have badass genetics though but I have asthma so it's hard for me to do cardio so I just starve myself.

>>5363613
>roiding

lel you look like shit m8

>>5363392
looks like a gay macklemore

>>5363456
why are gays trying so hard to make him happen?

>>5363613
You could use a different hairstyle

>>5363613

You had better be lifting at least 2/3/4/5 if your body looks that shit lel

>decide to read about buddhism
>they are saying treat everybody like you would your mom
>my mom never loved me
>havent spoken to her in ten years
>she ran away when I was five
>came back when I was 16 randomly
>talked to her just to steal drugs from her
>havent talked to her since besides last month when I needed to get information from her
>have never known what its like to be unconditionally loved by a mom

>tfw no top

>>5363721
middle

why is everyone here such a materialistic shallow faggot btw

>>5363709
>tfw have never known love either
wanna make a suicide pact

>>5363721

At first I was like "aw yeah" but actually on closer inspection none are attractive

>>5363721
>muscles

gross

>>5363709
>>5363721
>anon reveals something personal about his life
>1 reply

>anon posts half naked guys
>3 replies

this is why fag """marriage""" never works

>>5363730
i was like that when i saw ur face on cam edward snowden haha btfo

Bunch a fags in here

>>5363721
Brown people are fucking gross.

>>5363613
Is that bruise from a weight belt?

>>5363739

You're literally the biggest faggot bitch on earth

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>that feel when no completely average bf who just wants to play old video games with you and listen to entry level no-wave and alternative rock music

>>5363745
But I'm more manly than you

>>5363747
>Listens to music
Red flag.

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havent done this combined essay/revision thing because last night one of my friends got seriously depressed and I spent 3-4 hours talking and playing videogames with them.

what do i do? do i
1) lie, pretend i lost it, dont show up to class, or otherwise try and wheedle out of it
2) say that i couldnt do it without being specific
3) explain honestly what happened
4) pretend nothing is wrong and fail the test

help me

>>5363747
you sound undateable and boring

>>5363753
#3

why didn't you write your essay earlier instead of the day before?

>>5363539
Pass.

His little old mom on the left would get it though. I bet she's a demon in the sack

>>5363757

I wrote half of it last week, was going to finish it last night.

>>5363747
you sound undateable and boring

(mods deleted my post IDK why)

>>5363747
Come over, I'll break out my NES
Bring lube....or dont

>>5363749

Your stretched out sluthole says otherwise

>>5363685

Because he's a skinny gay guy in tight pants.

>you will never be attractive
>you will never have a bf
>you will never attract the extremely narcissist gayfags that fairly gay men tend to be

>>5363773
My vaguyna is not stretched out, it's battle tested.

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>when your newfound tulpa friends are saying you're taking it too far and you're getting weird

>>5363789


kek

>>5363800

This picture makes me want to rub my eyes.

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>>5363810
This picture makes me want to pet your head.

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night night gg

>>5363813

I would like that.

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>>5363827
Want to erp?
I have a small small penis but I like erping and pretending im an anime girl

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>>5363833
>I have a small small penis but I like erping and pretending im an anime girl

Duh, so do we all

>>5363840
Ryawr Nyaa**
~~~

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>>5363840
>mfw I don't have a small penis and I don't like erping

>>5363833

I have an above average sized penis and I like to fantasize about having a bf.

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>>5363854
Hes a big guy...

>>5363856
I fantasize about living in my room alone for the rest of my life reading about demons and hating humanity. I am giving up humanity and living the mystical life.

>>5363854
The fuck is that shit.

>>5363896
Elephantiasis of the scrotum

>>5363908
He's just sitting on them wtf wouldn't that hurt?

>>5363919
Maybe there's some sensitivity that's lost. I don't know anything about it, other than that it's a parasitic infection that causes lots of swelling.

>tfw nobody for Christmas

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MY BOOTY.. ENJOY.. or not idc :p

>>5363959
Nice one fuzzballs.

I love how I can't just kill myself without excruciating pain or difficulty.

>>5364001
Thanks Fag :3

>>5364005
I love how you wanna killyourself, finally doing the world some justice ;-)

>>5363030
Anon, if you talked to your dad about it, it would probably be really awkward, but I bet he would be really understanding. He is a man too, he understands the need to have a functional penis. Not to mention the fact that if this is some genetic shit (which I suspect from also tiny balls and imagine hair growth, but I'm no doctor so talk to a real one) it might be causing other medical problems you don't even know about.

Also, your patents have seen you naked before. They changed you every fucking day as a kid. And if you've had surgery before, they know you have this problem. Don't let your embarrassment get in the way of your medical care and your happiness.

Also worth noting, if this is a genetic problem health insurance might cover it. And even if it isn't, your insurance might cover just enough surgery to lengthen it so you can impregnate someone; infertility problems are sometimes covered.

My BMI is 22 now

>>5364042
Sister asked me if i had taken meth or been to a concentration camp

>>5364051
Sister is a wise girl.. she deserves a wide dick

>>5364055
Fatty please... i still look big enough

>>5364042
Do you have cute, subtle pudgetiddies?

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>>5364060
Pfft fatty?? I have abs an huge nose to sniff up all ya mommas coke :3

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>>5363759
>I bet she's a demon in the sack

>>5364087
Not without her coke she's not :$

>>5364071
What are those?

>>5364108
The little brother of fat manboobs

>>5363309

Original anon you replied to here. Are you legit an ambivert? I never meet any others.

What kind of guy do you like?

how do you guys feel about east asian guys?

any experiences with them?

>tfw no qt korean/japanese bf

>>5364079
>filters
>bragging
filth

>>5364205

dated a chinese guy who grew up here. He was unstable, pulled some real immature shit, and ultimately left me biased against dating azn guys for a while.

>>5364218
I'm not into Chinese guys. They're usually really spoiled or gross. I think it's the cultural difference.
I might be OK with one I guess who was third generation and up I guess.

>>5362841

no matter who you are, nor what you're into, somebody somewhere will want your sex.

>>5364205
I sometimes like the nip play and almost complete focus on the bottoms in Jap porn. Otherwise, Asians are unattractive as fuck and have weird cultural differences. Especially the brown ones.

>>5363007
>http://i.imgur.com/YN7gYrjh.jpg

>parents must not know about factory installed bitty penis.

have to explain what? they made you. surely this is not a surprise to them. especially if you had to have surgery at 5 for your little penis.

in fact, you could make a case that they -owe- you the money for any medical treatment you might need.

lay your cock on the dinner table and demand compensation.

>>5364229

Yeah he was incredibly spoiled, and very open about that fact. It was fuckin awful.

I just don't find I gel with a lot of how east asian guys see the world, or how they are in general. Doesn't stop a lot from liking my OKC profile when I go into the city, but w/e.

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r8 lifeplan

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>>5364281
Reasonable. R8 mine.

>>5364284

i have a crush on simon pegg to be honest

>>5364288
Meh I'm not attracted to him although his personality seems 10/10.

>>5363020
>>5363004
since september i've grown an inch and gained 15 pounds
i'm 5'7" 135 now

>>5364210
I'm ugly wat do you expect :-|

>>5364429
Aren't you banned?

>>5364441
No you must have me confused with another sire

>>5364281
Your life plans suck...end it early plz :3

New thread

>>5364475
>>5364475
>>5364475