/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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First for lets make out with girls imo

first for jocelyn should kill himself

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>>5357216

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>>5357216
Yes please

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4th for yuri sucks post cute boys instead.

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Mole removal done

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As Texas edition creator I approve of yuri.

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>>5357221

>>5357199
Do they use general anesthesia for the operation? I'm assuming so. I am scared to death of being put under like that. Its the fact that you could die and wouldn't even know. You'd just fall asleep thinking you're about to get an operation and then proceed to not exist anymore.

Probably not helping huh.

Would a Mary Poppins victorian horror point'n'click game work?

>>5357232
>Texas edition
>nothing from Houston
>all Dallas

That's heresy desu

>>5357239
Idk for all surgeons, but at least for me they used a combination of IV benzos and an epidural. Out like a light, safer than general anaesthesia.

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>>5357244
Its because Houston is lame!

>>5357241
Omg yes, I'm picturing a kind of pride and prejudice and zombies but marry poppins and horror

>>5357136
D-did you hate it that much..?

>tfw Yu Darvish won't be your bf
Why live

http://strawpoll.me/6209652
http://strawpoll.me/6209652
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I'm not particularly familiar with the USA, but isn't Texas the real burgerland? Like fat people poo-ing themselves while gun shopping in supermarkets type burger?

>>5357063
can you fuck off? that shit is none of your business, stop butting in. I have nothing against you but I don't like you trying to butt in with shit that doesn't concern you.
amy knows what she did and who she did it to, I'm out of here forever.
actually, how about you get a life before butting in to others??? fucking no life having hon bitch. fuck you too.

goodbye /mtfg/ and no I will not see you tomorrow, I'm going to go console my friend now.

fuck you amy, you rapist

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>>5357216
>tfw seeing your gf in person for the first time is your christmas present
>tfw christmas is coming early this year
>tfw lots of makeout are coming too

>>5357228
n-th for yuri forever

>>5357255
>no jalapeno
>no banana peppers
shit list

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>>5357260
Whos your gf? Is it yume? How lewd is it going to get?

>>5357249
I was singing chim chim cher-ee in the shower and with the echo in my bathroom as well as me singing it slowly it sounded kinda spoopy/sinister. Also that period is just generally a bit eerie to me.

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>>5357239
Yeah sounds terrifying... Know what else would be horrible? Getting severed nerves and losing sensation on areas. Imagine feeling nothing when you touch your skin, like a modern leprosy.

You're still holding onto your attachments

>>5357264
yes

and super lewd, as you would expect with her

>>5357263
but theres semen so it makes up for it

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>>5357246
No way!

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>>5357264
>tfwywn get lewd w/ yume

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>>5357275
May your butt last well throughout her vicious onslaught precious Gem.

>>5357274
That's just a dumb sentence. Doesn't attachment by definition mean something you're holding onto?

>>5357276
Semen on pizza sounds gross desu

>>5357283
I can see it adding a nice crispy layer on top of the cheese.

Wish somebody had posted in the last thread that a new one was starting, nearly missed it.

>>5357255
Anything meaty
(stop your sniggering, dirty buggers)

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>>5357278
Come to Texas and lewd with me instead Elanna.

>>5357283
have you ever tried anchovies?
I bet it'd taste just like that

>>5357268
Her bag is the perfect inventory system for point and click, and disappearing children is a great McGuffin

Already want to play

>>5357278
I'm sure there's literally dozens of gay dominant non-op top girls out there for you.

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xth for thermometer permit

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>>5357284
Does semen go crispy when you cook it?

>>5357287
Idk they taste pretty different
o-or so I hear

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So my results for the semester were just released and it looks like I got a (high) distinction for one of my classes (I think that's an equivalent of a B for Americans). I'd probably cry if I wasn't already dead inside.

Is anyone else's entire self worth based solely on their grades?

Thanks mom/dad

>>5357239
Assuming you're not planning on going to some backalley doctor, the only person I heard of who lost a patient in the past 20 years retired before I even started transition. It's scary but like, we're far from that being a serious risk.

>>5357259
Sorry to hear about your friend. You seem angry. Maybe you should relax. Maybe there is a reason for me to care as well, and you should chill out about shit you don't know yo.

>>5357300
Not my entire self worth, but I freak out about them because a bad grade can make you basically poor for life

>>5357296
I mean, I assume semen would go crispy when cooked. It goes crispy when it dries out too desu.
>o-or so I hear
:^^^^)

>>5357286
But then I have to come to Texas ;_;

>>5357289
>literally dozens
;~~~;
jdimsa

>>5357300
I don't know who or what I am without my performance being judged by people I hate

>>5357303
I've known two people that died during a simple operation due to being put under, it's not the doc who does it, it's the anesthesiologist, who only needs a two year degree

>>5357313
>anesthesiologist, who only needs a two year degree

Umm where? I was under the impression they need like 8 yrs med school.

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>>5357309
>But then I have to come to Texas ;_;
O-Oh. Alright then ;~;

>>5357313
Global anaesthesia is terrifying but it was more the context of srs which afaik isn't quite done with global for most patients.

>>5357315
United States, in the army hospital I had mine done by a guy with no degree certified and trained by the army

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>>5357278
well maybe you should visit then

>>5357281
w-we'll see

pray for me anon

>>5357287
anchovies are gross though

>>5357303
I've heard of lots of cases of people dying from general anesthesia. From young healthy people to elderly people. Just sudden cardiac arrest. In the grand scheme of things the chance is very small but it still happens more than I'm comfortable with.

>>5357318
It's nothing personal, but I already live in a frozen Texas analogue, and I kinda want to escape somewhere less Texasy. Can we escape to California or something? ;o;

>>5357324
>army hospital
That's a bit different so far as I know

>>5357327
O////O

>get ffs
>still look like a boy
Should I kill myself?

Who here /has a disgusting and repulsive body in virtue of which no one will love you/ xD

>>5357315
Looking I guess the minimum is a 4 year and test for civilians, and if shit goes wrong they'd probably call a doctor that's trained in it

>>5357343
When I did a quick google, it showed 4 years gen med school then 4 years as just anesthesiology, but that may just be civs as you said.

>>5357347
>>5357343
Not to say that all isn't still scary AF. Just that, well, maybe not like omg its an untrained monkey putting chemicals in my body.

>>5357347
Post your soles

Since it's around the corner, I highly recommend celebrate the holiday by watching Krampus.
It's a great movie, feels like Gremlins, sorry ausgirls... I don't think it's playing there ;~;

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>tfw no one to cuddle

;~;

>>5357367
>tfw I can't be the boy you cuddle with
being trans sucks

>>5357367
Kit x Fake Kit is now my OTP
You two should cuddle ;~;

Nini MTFG. Hopefully will be getting weed tomorrow and won't hate the world. Probably will disappear again since I'll actually be content with things again.


>>5357259
BTW I was thinking, if you don't want other people joining a conversation, maybe try taking it somewhere private next time ^^

>>5357361
I get to scared to watch horror films tho :(

>>5357367
I used to be like that a lot of the time, now I haz mah dawgy to cuddle at night

>>5357375
>Hopefully will be getting weed tomorrow
I hate you, get out
>tfw I can't afford any weed (boo-hoo)

>>5357378
You could watch it with a qt boy and hold on to him when you are scared ; 3;

>>5357387
It's not about not affording it, it's that I'm waiting on my new medical card to obtain it legally. I use the stuff instead of prescriptions I used to have. Wtf is going on, can't make a post without having someone rage over nothing.

>>5357361
>not watching that finnish horror-comedy christmas movie

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>mfw browsing /v/ and see a webm of sophie fapping like an autist

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>>5357277
Yahweh!

>>5357393
I think they were joking about it with you...
I think you maybe looking at things in a different after that anon got booty-blasted.

>>5357393
Noooooo, you misunderstand, I was refering to me with the boo-hoo, I'm actually super jelly
It's still not legal over here in the UK anyway.
>tfw I have a everything for a full hydro home grow but I haven't got the motivation to sort it and I'm terrified of getting busted

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>>5357388
>boy

that's a good idea, but the biggest thing is they make me scared long after the movie is over

buuuuut I suppose late night cuddles could solve that problem c:

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>>5357374
I don't want to cuddle with her she makes me feel bad and awkward ;~;

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>>5357335
I'll run away with you anywhere Elanna.

>>5357405
Wow fuck you're right. I'm just stressed as well or something. I'm sorry everyone.

IDK I have always had a hard time telling if people are meaning it in a joking way or not, that just gets worse with text.

Yaaay things to work on~

>>5357407
I'm sorry friend, at this point I just assume things here are meant badly without thinking about it I guess.

I had been hoping taking a break from here would help fix that but every time I come back I end up getting someone putting me into a defensive mentality. That's entirely my fault.

Shitty though that not legal there =\ the stuff is so helpful for like, just all the daily bullshit and stress.

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What the fuck kind of alien shit is jelly. I never knew it was that hard to spread on a piece of bread its practically solid

>>5357419
Maybe fake kit is really a qt boy?
I'm sorry I won't bring them up.

>>5357420
Then lets do it! California cuddles incoming!

>>5357427
get better jelly

>>5357421
It's ok, no offence was taken. I can understand why you may have taken it the wrong way though, this board is pretty damn harsh at times, and yeah, tone of voice is missing so it can be hard to discern meaning/intent sometimes.
Damn right it sucks not being legal, it does far more for my depression/anxiety issues than any meds the doc has ever prescribed for me.

>>5357427
Euro/USA differences? What gets reffered to as jelly in the US is what we in the UK call jam.

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>>5357431
Cuddles Or Bust

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>>5357431
guess what's just north of california

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>>5357431
We'll spend all day on the beaches and shopping then spend the night cuddling and playing great Sega games. T-The dream ;~;

>>5357432
Its smuckers, should I yell at my Mom and tell her to do better at the store next time?

>>5357433
Maybe. I have no idea honestly. This is the first time Ive made a pb&j.

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>>5357431
>Maybe fake kit is really a qt boy

omgg ! what if they are ._.

.. :3

>>5357437
oh yeah gem? !? wanna fight?

Vancouver is closer than all of that so HA!

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>>5357402
Fight me 1v1

>>5357442
You're in Vancouver?

what's some good sad music? i want validation for my feelings ;_;

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What do ya'll want for christmas??? My family wants a list and I don't know what I should ask for ;__;

>>5357445
I've been listening to the Arcanum soundtrack.
What kinda feelings are you having? If ambient melancholy doesn't quite do it, it would help to know just what kinda sad you'll resonate with.

>>5357437
O-oregon? o.o

>>5357434
Hai!

>>5357439
Holy shit, that really is the dream ;~;
When can we make this happen?

>>5357441
It's decided. Fake kit is really a cute boy who has a crush on you and bullies you grade school style :3

>>5357444
YES BUT

WHICH ONE?!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5357449
I want boobs

>>5357400
that webm breaks my immersion that you are all cis girls and reminds me I will never be a girl because I look worse than anyone else here

>>5357445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YalzSufz3Ds

>>5357454
Must be the shitty American one because Canadians never remember or acknowledge a second Vancouver.

>>5357458
Yeah, that was the point of my post

;~;

>>5357454
Y-You can ask for those??

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>>5357440
yes

get something that was actually made by a human being, go to a health food store or something

>>5357442
no need to be mean ;~;

I just want to be good friends with her tbqh, yume is the one that really wants her butt

>>5357453
correct :)

>>5357449
>having parents that care about you
triggered

>>5357451
im feeling self-hating borderline suicidal depression tunes, if youve got any

>tfw no reason to be awake but don't want to go to bed

>>5357461
ofc

SANTA PLS BRING ME SOME BOOBS
He's good friends with the boob fairy so I'm p sure I can get the hook up.
>>5357462
heh heh no bully ; 3;
I want that elanna booty too but I think playing sega games with her would be really nice.
pizza, vidya and friends sounds really nice, PNW meetup when!?

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>>5357453
When I hopefully am as pretty as you are and when I can one day actually have some semblance of control in my life and stop living in my parents house. Y-You beautiful Canadian snow princess ;~;

>>5357440
>Maybe. I have no idea honestly. This is the first time Ive made a pb&j.
Nope, doesn't seem so. Just looked up Smuckers and it looks like what we'd call jam over here. Slide a knife into the jar and jiggle it around for a while, sounds like it's set itself.

>>5357455
Wasn't going to ask but now someone else has mentioned it, I wanna see it. Link anyone?

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>>5357464
To be fair, I came out at 21 and it took almost 2 years before I was on speaking terms with my mom, let alone on good terms.

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>tfw no tattoo

>>5357479
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1449543340169.webm

>>5357487
Good ol Sophie. Shes come a long way since those days. Lucky Cheska.

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>>5357462
>////<

>>5357473
Hey, I still need to get some semblence of control in my life and to stop living at my parent's house too, I feel you ;~;
T-thanks though, maybe someday ;~~;

Either way, nini mtfg!

>>5357472
when elanna moves to california and kayla is in a good vidya playing mood

then all of us plus yume and maybe mado (who else lives on the west coast?) could have the chillest pizza/video game party

but we all know that's never going to happen :c

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>>5357490
Good night Elanna.

>>5357490
i love you gn bae

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>>5357490
good night!

>>5357449
>tfw no one to play board games with

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>>5357499
ME
n
frog

>>5357490
gnightt

>>5357487
aaaaaa PA

>>5357487
Ah yeah, it's the one I thought, although edited/cropped. The only thing I don't like is those facial expressions, looks like she's about to vomit.

>>5357490
Ni-ni Elena

>>5357449
FFS

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>>5357506
Pic related

>>5357507
oh okay

cool

>>5357511
It's a little bold to be stealing from your new job right after you start working, don't you think?

>>5357449
srs, makeup, jewellry

>>5357506
Tabletop simulator worth looking into perhaps?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/286160/

**Disclaimer** Not used it myself, no idea how good or bad it is.

>>5357506
Oh wow, you just made me realize I hadn't played board games with my family in 8 years..... Poop, I need to work on that.

Btw, where are you in Texas? I didn't know you were a resident.

>>5357509
Truth but I don't think that's something they'd spring for. We can't even afford to all jump in and get my mom's house leveled.

>>5357517
meh, just get some boardgame-online.com
going for /mtfg/

>>5357514
These are Christmas presents from the clearance rack and eBay ", it's why they all look a bit weird or like something you wouldn't recognize

>>5357523
>boardgame-online.com
never seen it, I was just suggesting the Steam thing as a poss solution for Faye

>>5357523
someone should actually organize that but i dont wanna

>>5357526
oh uh, it's like.. super fun! every chat I've ever been on has eventually played it together and had fun. It's something I would totally get people to try to play together but I'm too lazy rn lol
>>5357527
same

>>5357523
I kinda wanted to get the jackbox party pack and play it with mtfg, but im cheap and can't stream

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Why does it always seem people are always staring at me? Is it because I look like a gay boy?

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>>5357536
How well do you pass?

>>5357535
I have that :-)
Don't think I could stream it either. Although I have a reasonable GPU for gaming, my CPU is piss weak and old, it practically has God's signature on the bottom of it.

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transbian = AGP
Only oldfags will understand this :)

>>5357554
that bear is acting very inappropriately

>>5357554
>not dobson.gif
come on anon

>>5357575
maybe if the conch blew into the mermaid :^)
also, Son of Dob is better

>>5357579
>son of dob
I wonder how many things this is a meme with

I mostly just hear it with coulson on /co/

Maaaaaaan, for a moment I thought the thread had died.
Well it's just past 7am over here so I'd better take the dawg out before going to bed and snuggling. It's bad enough that it sometimes takes me hours to drag myself out of bed without sleeping through till late afternoon or early evening.
Ni-Ni folks, ttyl perhaps

>>5357439
Fucking frogposters.

>tfw dysphoria is so bad that cis women in movies don't pass and have masculine jaws

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No Im not watching Sailor Moon all night. You're all high on DRUGS!

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>>5357554
That's why you gotta be a TruTransbian

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>haven't beaten hush or isaac yet
>presented with option to fight them
which one? doctor fetus tripple shot lump of coal is pretty much all I have going for me.

>>5357554
Autist c:

>>5357642
Isaac. He's much much easier than the hush

>>5357626
>tfw you see a woman with a bigger brow than you
Feels good sis

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>>5357630
>tfw immense lust for cock
>tfw not trutransbian

why is this thread so dead

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>>5357740
Let us revive this thread

>>5357746
poast moar qt bois

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>>5357748

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>>5357748

>>5357752
>>5357756
qt men are a-ok 2

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>>5357764
Young Stalin is pretty qt

>>5357769
>Young Stalin
is an /fa/ classic

I like ur style m8

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>>5357752
>tfw he'll never read mein kamf to you
>tfw you'll never sit and watch him paint

>>5357769
>tfw he'll never write you a poem

Caved and finally bought a dildo over Black Friday. Fucked myself with a proper dildo today. I have this lovely ache in my ass. I can't wait to do that again. Had to tell someone.

>>5357772
He honestly looks like he should be blogging in star bucks. Doesn't help that he's a leftist.

>>5357775
I want to be a handsome dictator's qt servant.

>>5357778
you could always get a bf

>>5357786
tfw closeted/questioning and have a gf

>>5357789
you could always get pegged

>>5357789
trip on cartman

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Europeans at school or work, muricans sleeping, australians fighting ostriches.
Rip thread

>>5357840
I'm actually just zoning out here in europe. We have robots doing all the work tbqh. But I might have to go to bed now

>>5357840
I'm fighting the Emus right now
It has devolved into Trench Warfare and my unit has suffered heavy casualites.
We are mounting an offensive tomorrow to breakthrough the Emu lines at Uluru.
Top secret information do not tell the Emus

>>5357846
Good luck.

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>>5357844
Wheres my studybot
>>5357846
Best of luck

>>5357852
Oh shit
The emus have found out
Up with the reserves, the attack starts now.

>>5357854
Thank you comrade
We shall soon berid of the Emu menace forever.

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Tfw your boobs feel irritated and achy and you are at school so cant do anything about it.
If just could have a massage right now :#

does anybody here like cheska ? for real
i really think she is ugly as fuck, maybe she pass as a girl, but an ugly one, and i rather have a non passing white skinny tranny than a cheska.

>tfw i look like cheska
>tfw i will never kiss sophie

>>5357872
ask the nearest boy if he didn't mind being a bro by massaging your pecs

>>5357880
I thought she was funny, ain't the prettiest to look at but the threads were fun with her around.

Sucks about the looks, maybe you'll find a qt one day.

>>5357880
they're both gone so nobody really cares that much except maybe cheska's ex

>>5357886
>>5357887
the few i saw her post and talk on chats, was really fucking annoying, i really hated her.

>>5357893
ok, thats great, nobody really cares

>>5357893
no1curr

I really want to murder a trans woman.

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>>5357884
:7 ihh shut up, totally wouldnt enjoy that
>>5357880
What has she done to get all this hate like huuuh? Was it the part where she was saying that shes just doing this as a trend?

>>5357898
I'm down as long as

1. you're male and have never taken HRT
2. I can suck your cock
3. you kill me by choking me

>>5357901
Damn, that sounds hot

get me a murderer too or can I have your sloppy seconds?

>>5357901
4. you have to take the supply of hrt and start taking them

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>>5357899
Ha just got home ehe.
Iktf.. Also its like all the guys nice to you turn atleast twice as attractive in person than they would be normally. I guess its the part where you actually start feeling a little comfier with yourself than before which makes you want to scream for being cuddled or or.. :3 so really anyone would do.

Today was good, jocks didnt see me so no pushing or mean comments uh and no one still knows im trans.

Hows your day going on mtfg? Anything nice happening <: ?

>tfw small face but huge head
>tfw ffs won't be enough

in fucked tbqh

>>5357898
I'm OK with this.

do you happen to live in Washington?

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>>5357965
Uh same. Could always try to hide it with hair.. Totally lying to yourself in a way but why not if it makes it more bearable
Huge nose, long man face here.

>>5357972
I'm in the tri-cities

where would you like me to be?

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>>5357972
>>5357979
Scary.. What the, cant you do that business by exchanging emails.

>>5357985
give me your email then?

>>5357993
Nuuu im not the tranny who wants to be choked to death. Im more of a stab me violenly all around my icky body kinda type..

But seriously go away e_e

>>5358007
I wouldn't want to touch your icky body then

you're no fun, maybe you should go away and stare at a mirror for awhile.

take it all in, just take it all in.

>bored and dysphoric
>google average female underbust in a poor attempt to cheer myself up
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

>>5358018
Tfw 86 under bust. 86.
How about you?

>>5358018
what's your ub?

>>5358022
>>5358023
36"

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>tfw 112cm underbust

>>5358022
wow..
how do you live with that? my is 30 which is like 74 in cm?

>>5358018
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3510069/
>crying continues

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>>5358028
This underbust stuff is alien to me?
Tell me, what's a big underbust?

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>>5358028
J-just have to. Its rare to find properly fitting bra though. Like the biggest you usually find is 85(33) and im more of a 90(34).
But yup.. Was my decision to ditch being a perfectly okay sized guy to be a huge autistic girlboy looking thing.
>>5358024
>>5358027
Ugh. How tall are you? I bet it isnt as bad ._.
Guessing you are like.. 6'3" and it looks just normal on you.
>>5358011
Too sleepy to get up and its cold outside of the blankie.. Wud use camera but dont want to throw up into bed.

>>5358048
5'8"
i want to take a nap in a running car

>>5358048
>6'3"
I'm 5'9 ;~;

>>5358041
Thanks for empirically quantifying why I am disgusting and want to die science

>>5358049
>>5358051
Wait uh what. Am i measuring myself wrong or are you? Since im 6'1 and i get under 100?
Can you find fitting womens clothing? x: i mean if you can then theres nothing to worry about.

>>5358051
are you on HRT?
I was a twink and still had a 36" underbust but after a year and a half on mones I shrunk to a 32" and I'm 5'8"
there is a lot more muscle there than appears.

>>5358061
yes, this is after hrt muscle loss

I guess it's the measurement pity hour now. Small wonder the thread is dead.

>>5358081
s-sorry
i didn't have anyone else to yell my pain at so i came here ;_;

>>5358081
Well considering its that or people in Washington planning to kill a trans girl. Your choice.

What's the best place to get hormones these days?

>>5358098
A doctor

>>5358098
two doctors

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Lets all post ourselves and then hate each other for having it worse than the others who posted.
That would make this alive again.

>>5358101
>>5358105
what if you're a faggot who wants to order online

>>5358098
Asking on mtfg

>>5358098
sucking them off of an erect cock

>>5358086
It's OK. It's annoying but understandable. Just don't let it get you under.

>>5358092
Is it about that freak that went in front of the cameras with no underware in a short skirt, proudly displaying his chubby?

>>5358114
Sound cheska

>>5358117
I miss cheska. At least she had a sense of humor.

>>5358111
inhouse pharmacy gives me the sugar pill placebos that keep me from killing myself again

>>5358116
Cwc?

>>5358116
What? No? I dunno.

>>5357898
>>5357972
Two anons were randomly talking about murdering a trans woman.

>>5357901
Some random trans girl volunteered.

>>5358112
What was the email of that person who was sending hormones to trannies here?

Which trip would make the best girlfriend?

>>5358121
Faye didnt you just say you pop 2mg of e and none or a little spiro at times? Weirdo

>>5358123
No. I can't be bothered to find the webm. Just your usual tranny cringe.

>>5358128
>Two anons were randomly talking about murdering a trans woman.
I think that's just whingie being her usual crazy self.

>>5358131
Sheen. Shes always protecting others, adorably cheery about thingies like christmas and would never just leave you for someone else like that.

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my arms hurt ;~;

sup faggots the managing director of the company i work for came for a visit today, i spaghetti'd when he greeted me and my boss gave me a dirty look. 10/10 would do again

>>5358132
ikr, I hate myself, I ordered like 6mg for next month

>>5358131
Elanna, Adri, Frenchfry

>>5358134
What's a whingie?

welp, kayla is here, looks like I'm out

bye girls

>>5358157
Same, nightynight.
Chuckled a little at her dream though. Oh kayla..

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>>5358157
leave her alone she is a cute girl

>>5358145
Sounds better. Whats up with you hating yourself so much though, you look cute
Unless its just the hair and angles and such like for me.

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>>5358149
>adri

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>>5358175
L E W D
E
W
D

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>>5358172
it's hair and angles, my mom literally said I looked like the farthest thing from a woman today, she's probably right

>>5358181
Post from front

>>5358175
Thanks for turning me on asshole

>>5358181
what you need is to get the fartherest distance away from your mom and also break up with your horrible abusive gf

>>5358174
Cute
>>5358181
You look better than me and 99% of the other girls that post here, take solace

>>5358181
Ever wonder if you'll ever get to that point where you assume people lobbing insults are just haters? I'm there, and it's good.

Kayla and Faye should move in together in Portland

>>5358192
Good, fucking leave

>>5358195
no way, she is way too better looking than me, I feel like a fucking monster right now

>>5358181
qt

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>>5358192
your body is just as good
shut up

>>5358188
I will not argue your statistics, but can those 1% really be that confident considering what the 99% look like?

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>>5358192
o-oh uh ok
good bye Kayla

>>5358201
Holy fuck kayla stop this shit, get the fuck out

>>5358202
Maybe not but Rachel is hands down the best looking woman that posts here and she owns it

>>5358209
What's a Rachel?

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>>5358209
>implying it isnt shannon

>>5358209
Agreed, I was even more jelly to find out she was a guac like me ;~;

>>5358210
See
>>5356777

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>>5358218

>>5358218
What's a Shannon?

>>5358221
stunning

>>5358221
Wow. That dress is amazing. I must have it.

>>5358223
picture a hon and then picture that hon as being obese
that is shannon

>>5358230
So picture every other 4chan user. Got it.

>>5358221
Suicide:
Coming to an anon near you in 2016.

>>5358244
Why? There are always gonna be people prettier, smarter, and more successful than you. Can't just kill yourself once you've seen or met one.

>>5357209
texas SUCKX

>>5358249
It's more the fact that I put of everything until after puberty "just to be sure". When I was like 17 I said to myself that I would regret it. So I am at least partly to blame.

I was right about one thing, at least.

>>5358249
not that anon but It's not that she's prettier than me. Im happy for her that she made it. It just makes me feel awful that it's possible to look like that for a trans woman but I never will. I never had a chance. I am disgusting.

>>5358258
Only steers and queers come from Texas

>>5358261
same
>>5358258
yeah it blows!

>>5358269
>>5358266
yup

>>5358272
anne are you from texas?

>>5358274
now why, do i look like i got HPV or somthing?

>>5358266
something something golf ball something garden hose

>>5358275
no but if you were from texas I wouldn't care cuz ur pretty rad

>>5358280
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

>>5358285
I'll bet you could blow a golf ball through a garden hose

>>5358285
thats lewd, but a great film none the less

It hurts going to interviews as a man, in man clothes, with a man name.

someone just send me to the next dimension already

i'd rather not try anymore

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>>5358306
just wear womens work trousers and a polo it can be a pretty qt look and androgenous ^_^

>tfw spiro starts working and you cum almost nothing
Fucking finally

>>5358376
>tfw cypro starts working, balls shut down and become ovaries
INTERSEX GEN WHEN?

Heya girls, how's everyone going?

>>5358381
cypro is a fucking meme

>>5358376
yeah I got that too when spiro finally went hard in da paint, now I don't cum anything

>>5358392
just waiting on those butt pics family

>>5358393
>cypro is a fucking meme
well no shit
why else would I make a stupid joke with another meme inside of it?

you dense mother fucker.

Say, is cyclo-progynova the same as progynova for HRT? It's like progynova but with norgestrel on it. Or is that worse or better?

>>5358408
Well so many here want to bash people on spiro as if we ain't trying hard enough to transition even though spiro nukes T levels all the same.

>>5358406
Whose butt?

>>5358412
There is no one here who is a medical doctor or a biochemist. If you want to base your hormones on anecdotal evidence from 4chan shitposters, go ahead.

>>5358413
If cyrpo were allowed in America it wouldn't even be a debate, everyone would be using it.

>>5358413
>as if we ain't trying hard
don't lump me in with your "we"
some of us actually go out irl everyday trying to make it
some of us don't live with our moms and let her rule our minds
fuck off kayla, don't respond to me you disgusting e-slut, go dump some pics to your /b/rothers from the same mother.

>>5358414
Yours.

>feel gross
>put on tight fitting batgirl onsie
>dat butt doh

>>5358413
I'm glad you decided to continue transitioning Kayla, you are my favourite shop on the Citadel.

>>5358414
>>5358421
Seconding request for Miranda butte!

>>5358420
Well you are lucky to pass and to be able to afford living on your own.

>>5358419
well it isn't so spiro is what I got till I can get an orchy

>>5358418
Well it's not like I'm asking some random person in the street, since people here are in HRT after all. That's how I found out about correct doses, which meds are better, how to get them, etc.

I'm asking for a friend that can only get cyclo-progynova at the moment.

>>5358422
P I C S
I
C
S

>>5358421
>>5358427

Sorry but none of us want to see my pre-everything man-arse.

>>5358425
Who said I quit? I would never stop transitioning

>>5358432
I thought HRT didn't change ass-shape, it just made it fatter

>>5358428
what part of
>don't respond to me
do you not understand you moron?
I don't need your (You)s

>>5358436
Well my main problem is that I have no arse in the first place; none of my pants/shorts stay up.

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>>5358434
Keep me posted.

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>>5358444
Here's a short-term goal.

>>5358444
p-pics? not like bare butt just in shorts to see this

>>5358440
wow go fuck yourself with a shot gun

>>5358452
>shot gun
A gun that has been shot? Or did you mean a shotgun?

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>>5358452
Kayla why do you get so angry easily? It's not nice to see you like this.

>>5358452
>>5358440
seriously stop, you gross me the fuck out

I don't need your (You)s or your little red !s

Please, I'm asking politely, stop replying to me, stop responding, leave me alone!!!

>>5358451
Honestly, I'm way too dysphoric and paranoid to post any photos of myself. I'm flattered that you want to see them though.
>>5358449
I would kill to have that arse.

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>>5358455
Kayla... had a hard life

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>>5358457

>>5358455
sorry, she was being mean for no reason to me

>>5358456
stop replying to me you anon creep

>>5358457
I can understand that, start working your butt muscles out though, I've seen some butts on /fit/ that give me the vapors.
>>5358462
>tfw get offered to go to a pumping party
I hope nobody here ever does that shit, some girl I know has silicone riding up her lower back.. it's really sad.

>>5358462
Damn.
>tfw shitty butt genetics

>>5358466
I love seeing dumb girls get destroyed by their pursuit of sex appeal.

>>5358466
I can't really afford to go to a gym, but I use a skipping rope and I walk a bunch; hopefully that will help since I can't really do squats.

>>5358472
If you went to /fit/ for advice, the first thing they would do is ask for butt pics. They go crazy for MtFs.

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POLL TIME, how does /mtfg/ put on their bras?

http://strawpoll.me/6211161

>>5358472
Oh shit, I'm sorry, why can't you do squats?

Home stuff and body weight stuff is still good though, don't be a marshmallow girl!

Skipping and walking is nice, at least you don't sit on your butt all day.

>>5358473
Welp, I can't really google it either, there aren't many websites that have butt routines for someone with osteoporosis and arthritis.
>>5358475
I have the bones of an 80 year old. I should probably see a personal trainer for like one session so I can get exercises that won't fuck me over.

>>5358479
You poor girl, even your skellington is working against you.
I have absolutely no clue as to what you should do for butt stuff then, may the booty-gods shine upon your derrière.

>>5358479
Well, you could squat on my BWC.

>>5358484
I physically can't squat though.
>>5358483
Thanks anyways :).