/mtfg/ - Chill edition

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>tfw no food

tfw no cola ;_;

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First for butt anonette has a hot bod and I'd do gay things to her.

>>5348959
I thought you were going for a "delicious beggar girl who's ripe for raping" look with those feet

>if she passed she would be excused

Hahahaha get a fucking grip sheen you hamplanet, you're just as fucked up as Edgar.

Hi thread whatsa happenin?

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>>5348980
I concur with this anon, MTFG has a new butt high score

I made a thred too but elanna linked hers first, so everyone should go here once this thread is done
>>5348940

RIP Noelle.

>>5348989
We were all waiting on some jörmy-grade buttpics

>>5348951
;~; I'm sorry. I'm sure you can find out how to make them though.

>>5348950
Yeah, we didn't use kansui and the noodles had a really bad texture. Maybe we'll have to try it again with the secret ingredient at some point.

>>5348966
>and if she passed she would be excused
I'm not entirely convinced

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>>5348961
Reminder to not bully.

>>5349001
Yeah, definitely. She's helped me learn to cook things before. Except when I tried to bake a cake and destroyed the oven.

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Is it safe to come out of my rabbit hole now?

>>5348999
Sorry, I can't post any nude ones, my stretch marks are too gross ;~;

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>>5348982
no, you get a grip you bully and stop being mean to people just because they don't agree with your troll narrative

>>5349001
>I'm not entirely convinced
thats fair enough, but like I said people shouldn't jump at conclusions just because they find her creepy.
frankensteins monster and what not.

>>5349004
Kill yourself

Why did it take so long for Edgar to get exposed for the disgusting fetishist he is?

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>>5349006
We're discussing butts, care to join us?

>>5349005
Wow, how?

>>5349007
post non-nude buttpics and the Jamals will spare your bp tonite

>>5349013
what?

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BULLYING IS NOW ~~PERMISSIBLE~~

>>5348982
Don't cut yourself on that edge, mister

>>5349016
Edgar runs a pedoscat empire and has stalked everyone on MTFG for years on various platforms

>>5349014
It was my mom's birthday and I found a recipe online. I used a pan way too small for the recipe and it got all over the oven. It took forever to clean.

>>5349010
>troll narrative

No sorry I think you'll find you're alone on this one, nobody is defending him but you after that shit.

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>>5348961

>>5349016
What?

>>5349020
Pls no ;_;

Is butt-anon still here?

>>5349014
Ooh I like butts, count me in.

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>>5349015
Only if other people do too

>>5349026
BLU BOARD

>>5349025
Oh please
Anna could do the same thing and everyone would forgive her because she's pretty

>>5349023
that deep huh

>>5349027
nevermind..

>>5349037
If Anna had a scat and vomit fetish my feelings about her would change significantly

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>>5348980
post more qt twinks

>>5348981
>delicious beggar girl who's ripe for raping
A-anon...

>>5349042
I doubt it

>>5349026
>tfwywn be a degenerate hamster girl reading futa porn

>>5349032
What is your preferred kind of butt?

>>5349024
Oh dear ;~;

>>5349010
Yeah, I don't really agree with making a huge amount of drama out of it, but I think the reality is that passable or not, it's hard not to be just a little bit grossed out ;~;

>>5349037
>>5349049

Trip on Edgar you disgusting fuck

>>5349052
Trip on anna you shitty musician

>>5349051
>degenerate girl reading futa porn
all that sounds attainable

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>>5349045

>>5349051
Yeah. That was the day I learned in no good at baking so I'd best stick to cooking.

Can someone come over and play life is strange for me? I just want to curl up in someone's lap and enjoy the narrative.

How come so many chasers don't care about whether somebody passes or not?
Like I've seen pictures of average looking chasers looking glad to be with the world's worst hons, it makes no sense.

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>>5349060
Well, it's attainable I suppose, but I doubt I would ever buy physical futa doujins due to shyness.

>>5349025
there are girls here with scat, vomit and rope fetishes.
Noelle already said she is pretty freaky when it comes to fetishes, its not new information you are just beating a dead horse.

and SHE didn't do anything except get doxxed, yeah she followed Dollface on tumblr and flirted and stuff and she hasn't defended herself from that yet, but you are building a narrative, crafting a torch and barrelling through the castle gates with pitchforks hunting her down.
I am defending her because she is defenceless and not here to do it herself.

The monster you seek is staring back at you in the mirror.

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>>5349051
Uhh I like butts that have a bit of bounce to them, but not too big.

>>5349068
Can my penis come over too?

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>>5349051
Trip on Aife! :0

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>>5349068
Hey there.

>>5349070
It's all about androgyny for chasers. They don't mind the ambigious gender, they just want that qt and her booty.

>>5349068
Enjoy your shit taste

>>5349065
One time I tried baking bread and set the dough next to the window to keep it warm while the dough rose, and then I forgot about it for like 10 hours. It was VERY sour.

Which is why I don't bake often anymore, except cookies and pie crust.

>>5349070
They just want the gt

>>5349076
What are butts anyway...

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this place is scary

>>5349081
Hi Ricky.
>ywn be Ricky's qt waifu and curl up in her lap watching her play video games

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Is there a site like unsee but for videos?

>>5349085
Do you secretly wish that there was someone handsome to spank you for your mistakes?

>>5349090
I think we found out just what anons are capable of today

>>5349085
That sounds like it sucked. Did put eat it or throw it away after?

>>5349084
Thanks I will!

>>5349077
I guess if you get hard while my head is in your lap I'd have to do the polite thing.

>>5349081
Hi Ricky. I'll top you afterwards ok?

>>5349092
Going to post butt footage?

>>5349075
>tfw other people told you the guy that busted out the heart shaped gag, rope, and cock cage in front of you wants to tie you up.

I don't have a rope fetish, but I do like making people happy, I'd probably let him do it sans the cock cage

>>5349012
For more information please visit https://twitter.com/antibullyranger

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>>5349106
m-maybe

>>5349092
>unsee
Why?
People always take screenshits anyway.

>>5349100
Why? What happened? I just got here.

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>>5349091
Careful anonette, I might wrap my arms around you instead of the gamepad c;

>>5349104
Yes please. I'll be a good girl.

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>>5349111

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>sitting knees pressed to chest
>feels so funny to have soft padding in between
eh actually a little comfy with my body right now

>>5349075
>The source is Sandy Minou, you can see her video cataogue at meoi1337.tumblr.com. She does fantastic custom puke videos, well worth the money. Inquire for the newer ones not on the list because she's got a fucking incredible one of her spewing up over herself hands-free in shirt and jeans, full HD, similar camera angle. She really is the best and most enthusiastic girl on the entire internet for this kind of stuff. Also on her tumblr she has her fetlife profile listed, and in my experience she's quite forthcoming when it comes to friend requests.

>>5349112
Because first hand experience tells me that sociopaths and 17 year old ftms can and will search through the entire archive for hours looking for pics of you

>>5349075
Stop defending the fuck-up, you have problems of your own butterball.

>>5349101
I ate a little just to try but I think I tossed the rest. But that was a long time ago, maybe as far back as high school so I don't remember. Maybe I made croutons or something.

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>>5349115
>Ricky wrapping her arms around me
O-oh wow...

>>5349065
;~;

>>5349076
Good taste

>>5349078
Wat

>>5349114
See last thread, really not keen in dragging the drama into here.

>>5349115
That distance though. I think I have to play this alone today ;_;

>>5349131
Ok mister you just need to chill

>>5349129
That's actually spooky.

>>5349092
Maybe I'd use uguu.se.
It removes most of the 'archive' problems if you use the image board.

>tfw you stare at yourself in the mirror and think about how you'll never pass in a million years

>>5349132
Maybe you could do it again, but this time set a timer on your phone or something. >>5349137
It's ok though. I prefer cooking anyway. It's more like dinner food than most baked ones.

>>5349075
>Great work! If you keep this up, I'm going to have to buy another custom video at full price ;)

You were going to give this person money so he could buy custom videos of people shitting all over themselves.

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>>5349108
people here find me creepy and this is my list of fetishes... I just don't like witchhunts, or being made to feel like I don't belong because I look like a man/don't pass and it creeps people out when I'm pretty much vanilla af.
people only dislike noelle because she doesn't pass.

>>5349126
>I can not rebuke the comments so I will continue the trolling

>>5349131
yes I do, but you're just proving my point.
you can't argue it so you are resorting to name calling.
I'm going to leave you to slap your genitals against your keyboard now, maybe take some of your own advice and have an introspective look at own life instead

>>5349108
Trip on me

Also,
>tfw no srs
>tfw can't dress girly in public
>tfw I couldn't flirt back with the guy in the grocery store and have on a mn outfit that lets him know I have daddy issues so he would cheat on the wife of the kid he had with him

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>>5349136
If you blush like that there's a chance they might slip down your shirt missie.

>>5349139
Aww anonette. When do I get to be the Chloe to your Max?

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>>5349152
can you not, im trying to decide what kinda pizza to have

>>5349152
>You were going to give this person money so he could buy custom videos of people shitting all over themselves.
so she doesn't starve.

>>5349148
W-well if I was going to upload a video I'd want to be able to delete it quickly, not leave it up for a day

>>5349159
>people only dislike noelle because she doesn't pass.

This is isn't fucking true, I like plenty of people that don't pass. However rapey creeps me the fuck out.

So many of these new kids claiming to be trans turn out to be transbians with a fuck tonne of wierd fetishes.
If you identify as a kinky transbian you're most likely a straight man with self esteem and identity issues who transitioned for sexual reasons..

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>tfw no gf

I should expose which trip doxxed Edgar

>>5349171
But why?

>>5349181
Angie pls

>>5349149
That's what I do now, yeah. It was just funny though. I'm with you though on dinner food being better than baked goods.

>>5349176
what kind of other reason could you have for obtaining titties and vajayjay

>>5349181
it's doxed you moron

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>>5349179
>tfw no Elanna gf

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>>5349176
jokes on those transbians though.
was like really into girls before hrt, now have a bf and all i want is dick.

>>5349159
>have an introspective look at own life instead
You first. You can talk like that after you get your life in order and stop looking like a blimp.

>>5349144
Stop defending the lardass defending the creep anna.

>>5349191
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=doxxed

>>5349191
"doxxed" is the 1337 haxor spelling

>>5349200
Sir you need to get your T-levels checked

>>5349193
;~;

>>5349196
Heh. I literally said the exact same thing 3 years ago, but it didn't last.

>>5349213
;_;
I would gf you for sure. You'll find someone though <3

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>>5349137
>good taste

I have to say though, while I do like butts, I much prefer tummies!

>>5349176
I'm pretty sure transbians are mostly faggots, most of them end up fucking each other and not passing, there's nothing straight about sucking off a fem boy. They also have fetishes that are far more common with gay dudes. And then there are the ones who "turn gay", yah fucking right, they just went from liking fems to liking mascs

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>>5349221
>I much prefer tummies!
llllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwddddddd

>>5349224
Looks like the tranny police has come to pay this thread a visit

Regardless of what you think about Noelle it's still fucked up that someone posted her legal name, city, and university.

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>>5349213
are you saying im going to want girls again?
buuu-uut why? They cant make me feel girly the same way men can, they cant press me against furniture while going deep inside of me, cant make me feel safe or let me be their little house wife.
Also making a big guy that acts so tough to others, feel so loved and cared for that they drop the act and be the sweetest thing ever to you.

>>5349176
>tfw just a vanilla straight man with self esteem and identity issues who transitioned for sexual reasons

>>5349244
soft butch girls are pretty great, and can do all of these things really well.

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>>5349224
Um Im TruTransbian its way more legit and not fake like those fetishistic Kaylagps

>>5349221
tummies can be kissed + tickled so yes

>>5349188
>you also tried to guilt kira into dating you
no I didn't :/
I had a crush on kira and I knew she would never reciprocate because I am an abomination so I went anon to talk to her because she wouldn't talk to me/hated me already way before I even developed a crush on her.
>and spammed porn at faye trying to get her to dump her gf and get a bf so you could live vicariously through her
that I did do and I still have nfi why I did it, I do know that I was going to kill myself earlier in the year and that I was upset at faye's girlfriends' treatment of her and that I knew she could find happiness in the arms of another and also it made me smile when she blushed at the thought of having a bf.

I don't know what I was thinking, I was in a bad place, trying to get myself banned so I could kill myself as mtfg is pretty much all I have in life... I got banned, told everyone what I had done to get you all to hate me and it didn't work and I still wish it had, so people would stop telling me I shouldn't commit suicide.

>>5349200
>You first. You can talk like that after you get your life in order and stop looking like a blimp.
its easy for you to say that, hiding behind anonymity.

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>>5349256
okie welp. if that ever happens ill try your butchy girls

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>>5349220
Thanks cricket ;~;

>>5349221
Top tier taste, tummies are the best. Tummy rubs are next to godly.

>>5349244
Well, it's anyone's guess as to what will happen, I think in my case I never really stopped liking girls, I just found a guy that I clicked really well with.
>They cant make me feel girly the same way men can
I sort of thought the same, but it's starting to dawn on me that there's non-traditional relationship dynamics that work just as well. Part of me does wonder if I started dating guys out of a need to feel more validated, or a need to feel girlier. As time has worn on I've started to become a lot more comfortable with the idea of being with a girl.

I really like dicks though, and those other things that you're talking about. Why does sexuality have to be so confusing ;~;

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>>5349227
>>5349263

Yes a kissable, cutie tummy is truly a wonderful thing.

>>5349265
Sorry, that was mean. You have to stop blaming your appearance for everything shanon, its not even that bad when you try. You do do creepy things sometimes though and if ufufu or someone did the same thing it would be weird as well

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>>5349243
Same. It's one thing to expose someone's weird fetishes it's another to expose them to potential irl danger.

>>5349295
there are worsers places than here..

>>5349295
nice gif

anyway, I was going to go get my middle name changed today but I woke up pretty much miserable so I think I'll not bother

>>5349293
>You do do creepy things sometimes though
only because I'm mentally ill man who has convinced himself he is a tran

>>5349295
Tbf though if it hadn't happened we would never have found out about the tumblr stalking

>>5349280
<3

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hi

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omg o.o;;

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>>5349316
Kit, please save the thread ;_;

>>5349316
can i tickle your feet kit

>>5349322
What's wrong
>>5349316
Hi kit!

>>5349298
Not worried about trips or posting anons but the archive keeps everything forever and it's all public, + you never know who is lurking

>>5349303
>only because I'm mentally ill man who has convinced himself he is a tran
This is what I mean, you base your entire self worth around how you look. I know its unlikely that me saying something is gonna make you change, but idk. Its just frustrating to see you do this.

>>5349330
as long as its nothing vital. just another face in the crowd..

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>>5349295
its wrong yup but why do i have a feeling that its the same anon posting over and over again. anyway good job trying to keep yourself/her safe.

>>5349280
yup yup :"D maybe you need a guy after all. finding proper men is hard though.. even for cis and most of the good ones stop being interested in you the moment you let them know "oh anon you are cute and everything and if i was a little gay i would be with you" or just that they want to do.. well things with you that don't feel too neat.

Even my bf kinda wanted to do stuff to me down there when we were fresh but glad that he understood that its a no-no.

>>5349339
If you feel that way post your address

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>>5349324
;__; what is happening rn ;~;

i will save you elanna :3

>>5349325
mmm mb :3

>>5349329
hihi!! n_n

>>5349316
h-hi kitty!!

>>5349324
elanna I am here!!

>>5349329
n-nothing

>>5349334
p-pls u don't need to push it more >.>;;

>>5349353
Yeh, shouldn't have said anything in the first place. O well

Someone dox sheen and force his fat ass out of here too.

>tfw chloe tells you to eat her but there's no dialogue option for that
really losing my interest in this game

Can we get some more cuties posting their S O L E S

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>>5349353
umaru ! :3

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>>5349362
Just wait until you get to the ending

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>>5349345
will a snapshot suffice?

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>>5349342
Well, the issue of doing stuff down there that I'm not comfortable with has sort of become a non-issue these days. I'm not sure the issue is really finding someone, the issue is just that I'm just plain not sure if I'm physically attracted to guys. I do really seem wired to fall in love with guys though.
Sucks being bi, it's very hard to make sense of these feelings..

>>5349347
Drama is happening, but I'm confident that you're the hero that this thread wants and needs rn. Thanks Kit ;~; how are you?

>>5349353
Umaru!

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>>5349362
it's an exercise in patience

ok he just left

I did not suck his dick. I'm proud of myself.

>>5349393
Just got the insurance stuff filled out. Thought I'd tell you since we talked about it.
Now here's hoping I can get it again.

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>>5349422
>I did not suck his dick
>I'm proud of myself.

>>5349379
>>5349418
But I'm lonely and want gayness to cheer me up now.

>>5349176
>women can't like women or have fetishes

u should try to let go of ur sexism/homophobia/transphobia, anon, it's not healthy

>>5349244
>They cant make me feel girly the same way men can, they cant press me against furniture while going deep inside of me, cant make me feel safe or let me be their little house wife
girls totally can do that too tho

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>>5349359
n-no, I mean ty for trying to stick up for me or w/e but I just don't see it uhhh .. idk... yeh >.>

>>5349371
h-hi kit u seem happy today

>>5349362
>>5349379
ohh I watched someone stream it cos I'm poverty budget... dunno if I saw the ending tho >.>;;

>>5349393
elannu!!

will u do that game competition next week???

>>5349430
maybe they're letting it age first like a fine wine or cheese

>>5349430
sometimes resisting is a challenge, april.

you don't know the struggle because you're a lesbian.

>>5349316
Kit!

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>>5349432
I think I can help you

>>5349393
umm what kinda drama?

._.

>>5349436
umm im going on a boat soon :3

are you good??


>>5349448
HIIIIIIIIIII<3

>>5349455
what is this image

>>5349463
A good time?

>>5349459
kit post ur feet

>>5349459
oh no.. pls stay safe o.o;;

I am watching capcom cup and snuggling pillows

tfw hobbit feet

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>>5349459
Drama you're being a ray of light against right now, like elanna says >>5349393

Also howru.

And why a boat?

>>5349447
>resisting your urges
Just be a slut.

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>>5349265
you look more of a female nowadays than a man but you could look much better if you werent so chubby, trust me <:
>>5349393
dont you ever get afraid of what becomes a non issue, i mean like what if when you are 30 you realize that being a guy wouldn't be an issue.. uh so distressing. Anyway maybe you could try it with some possible boyfriend (slutty, buuut bläh have to find out) you seem super confident with your attraction towards girls though so welp.. why change in the first place.
>>5349434
has to be one butchy girl to make you feel the same way as a guy can. maybe but doubt it.

>>5349472
>tfw cute hobbit shop manager isnt around anymore

._.

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>>5349455

>>5349483

wtf is a "hobbit shop"?

>>5349466
umm my feet are gross tho

>>5349470
ofc i will be safe umaru !

also you sound comfy rn

>>5349474
umm its like a work party thing its a boat that goes over to an island and we drink and stuff o.o

>>5349494
meant to put a comma in between though two..

>>5349498
post your feet

>>5349498
s o l e s

>>5349483
>racemixing with half kings
Oryx, please ;~;
>>5349504
Why so much begging for feet today?

Okay what's with all the foot fas this weekend

>>5349498
Try to have fun and be safe

>>5349498
I have a pajama bear hoodie thing on rn, I'm a giant teddy desu

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Not perfect, but much better...

It's a fair cop, I used to watch all kinds of ridiculous shit, mostly as a distraction from how depressed I was at home. Nothing illegal or unethical but yeah a lot of weird and gross stuff. Didn't do anything, hell, I was a virgin until I started uni for a start, but I watched the porn, yeah. None of those accounts on reddit and stuff have been used since the last time I was living with my parents, this summer. I could have self-harmed or used drugs but I thought I'd try less dangerous shit first, it's not like I did anything legally or ethically wrong. I'm into some kinky stuff these days but not as much as I watched back then, and certainly not the same things. I've only intentionally looked at porn of any kind about 3 times this semester. I don't know what anon's problem was but if their intention was to make me feel ashamed or scared rather than just a bit embarrassed like pretty much everyone does looking back at themselves as a teenager, they failed. "Repressing something makes you do dumb shit you might regret" is hardly the scoop of the century. We all do what we need to cope. idk if there's any way of people to check but I never even used collarme etc. after setting those accounts up. The only thing I'm concerned about is whether it was someone I know in real life who did this and whether I did something wrong to them without knowing to make them want to do this.
Going to quit posting for a few days until this stuff calms down becuse I get annoyed as much as everyone else when we go three whole threads talking about nothing but how I'm a bad person, but I'll be back soon enough. Can't quell the Noelle etc.

oh also sorry Edie, I don't even remember that stuff, my memory's bad but I think you were just the first trip I heard of and latched onto that for admiration 'cause I didn't know any other trans people, we're talking about when I was still in high school here

I'm bi, not transbian, idk where people infer that from

>>5349517
Someone should doxx disgusting foot fetish anon tbhon

>>5349517
>>5349483
Halflings* ty auto correct

>>5349517
i've been lurking here for months and this is the most feetbegging i've seen in one day. is it a new meme? is it one thirsty anon?

>>5349517
he proprosed to his gf pretty recently, its adorable. hes gonna be a great dad some day..

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>>5349498
Kit!!! <3333

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>>5349455
We gay thread now?

>>5349436
No, I have so many projects due over the next 2 weeks that I can't ;~;

>>5349426
Great ^^ so you're taken care of or is it an application?

>>5349459
See previous thread, but I doubt you really want to ;~;

>>5349481
>like what if when you are 30 you realize that being a guy wouldn't be an issue
I'm completely confident that won't ever happen. I'm happy as a girl, because I am a girl, living as one for the past 5 years really solidified that rather than made me worry about it being a non-issue. What are you suggesting that I try with a possible boyfriend? o.o
Idk, at this point I've been with 3 guys but 0 girls so maybe I need to actually try gaying it up a bit.

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>>5349517
because feet <3

>>5349498
Would you kiss elanna if you met up with her in real life?

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>>5349542
Elanna be gay with meee

>>5349547
you're a monster anon

>>5349525
also final post I promise but jesus christ, I go way for literally ONE HOUR to clean up my room and this is what I miss? why the fuck are people so obsessed with me?? don't they know about the filter function??

>>5349526
It's kinda annoying x.x
>>5349530
Probably the latter
>>5349535
Aww <3 cute

>>5349542
It's an application. I've had the insurance for 3 years now and I guess I have to reapply. It's retarded.

>>5349530
>one thirsty anon
pls
there are a lot of us and foot fetish is like the 2nd most common fetish.

>>5349480
I hate you

>>5349262
There needs to be more trutransbians datinf cus girls like me and lily

>>5349561
It's no shit and vomit fetish.

I know I'll regret this but here goes:

https://a.uguu.se/lowbgn.webm

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>>5349569

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>>5349567
TruTransbians are superior to TruTrans obviously, so I agree~

>>5349481
>hugboxing the lardass this hard

>>5349569
so hot and sexy

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>>5349498
>>5349524
th-this is what I look like rn desu

>>5349542
oh no... much sadness :c

>>5349545
elf is qtier desu

>>5349569
I have no idea what it's saying

>>5349551
Why? I'm just asking a question.

>>5349481
well she makes me feel girly and can toss me around and pin me to stuff like a ragdoll and loves to go deep in me when I'm up for it and she always makes me feel safe and protected and wants to make me her housewife

>>5349524
I was just looking at a teddy bear hoodie thing with a qt little tail tho it seems so simple that my partner just wants to make it for me

>>5349525
>I'm bi, not transbian, idk where people infer that from
it's the same old agp shitposting meme, if you're a fetishist you're a transbian and if you're a transbian you're a fetishist

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>>5349547
>tfw this will never happen

>>5349549
But I can't, I live so far away from literally everyone here ;~~;

>>5349589
;~;

>>5349556
That sucks but at least your application is in. ^^

>>5349604
How would act in a lesbean relationship? Would you let me be a girly housewaifu and give me headpats?

>>5349604
Yeah. But I'm so worried that I won't get it again

So I've been on hrt for a while now, anyone else here just find real girls annoying as hell? Like I like guys so much more because they're just so much more chill about everything and are funny and stuff... and trans people are pretty much the best kind of girls because you gals are just as chill.

is it odd for me to only be into transgirls and guys?

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>>5349547

ummmm

>>5349589
CUTE !

>>5349521
ofc ! <3

>>5349537
hi Aife !!

>>5349463
Tender loving of course

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>>5349609
Having never been in one, I can't say for sure, but the idea of being with a girly housewaifu that I can give headpats and hug from behind is pretty appealing.

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>>5349621
>real girls

But really you just need to find better girl friends.

>>5349633
E-elanna why do you live so far away ;~~;

>>5349621
I find most guys annoying because of their constant need to be the alpha, I only confident sure of themselves guys that don't squabble with all the betas about who is the big fish in their tiny pond.

This is why les cis girls are amazing, no fucks given, they're naturally way more alpha then most men

>>5349525
you deserved every bit of it, you creep. never come back.

>>5349589
>I have no idea what it's saying
it sounds like it's saying
"tfw no qt trap gf"

>>5349652
Why do YOU have to live so far away? ;~;
>tfw no little-spoon gf

>>5349521
post your feet

>>5349676
Post your dick.

>>5349656
I generally don't care if someone is trying to be alpha with me, I mean I may be submissive as hell but I don't like when someone is trying too much.

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>>5349674
Omg you're m-making me so sad
>tfw you want to be the little spoon more than anything

>>5349690
i dont have one
>tfw no benis

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>>5349674

>>5349674
>>5349692
>tfw too big to be the little spoon
;~;

>>5349692
;~~~;
>tfw want to be big spoon more than anything, mostly because it gives easy access for neck kisses and ear nibbles.

>>5349710
Yeah but you get a face full of hair and you cant really position your bottom arm, sounds like a bitch.

I hate raifu

challenging my purity

fuck you

>>5349710
T-that sounds really n-nice...you would be such a good big spoon too because you're cute and a little taller than m-me ;___;

>tfw forced to be the big spoon but want to be the little spoon

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>>5349710
aaaaaah

>>5349723
iktf
are you with a cis girl?

>>5349727
No. My gf is trans too.

>>5349723
>tfw little spoon
>feelsgood

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>tfw not any spoon

>>5349738
ok. then hopefully you get to trade sometimes.

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>>5349706
Pic related

>>5349709
;~~;

>>5349722
Awe, you're making me sad now ;~;

>>5349726
I can't deal with these feels rn

>>5349723
>>5349738
>>5349727


>being so beta you're forced to be alpha

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>>5349742
I was just about to post exactly this

>>5349723
iktf
Maybe you could like, swap sometimes and tell them?

>>5349744
we really dont. It kinda bothers me.

>>5349747
At least I'm with someone

>>5349691
If you have to try you aren't alpha, I'm sorry, infantry men are cocky, "delta" guys are way more manly just standing there

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>>5349742
iktf ;~;

>>5349748
There is no spoon milly.

>>5349754
that sounds bad and you should talk to her about it.

>>5349742
>>5349748
>tfw was little spoon last night
:3

>>5349742
ur more of a spork desu

Hi mtfg

>>5349723
ikr, that happened to me once, boy got dropped.

>>5349765
I want to but I know it'll do nothing.

>>5349754

>at least I'm with someone

I wasn't trying to hurt you ;-;

>>5349746
I'm sorry for making you sad. If you were here we c-could cheer each other up ;~~;

>spend first half of morning helping around house because mum is ill because she wouldn't see doctor
>make her lunch too
>now at 10:30pm she asks for phone charger back
>give her one
>its wrong one
>"THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT CHARGER"
>So I check room again
>remember its in living room drawer
>go in to get charger
>cat goes in when I go to get something else
>"WHY ARE YOU LETTING THE CAT IN THERE"
>"I went in to get your charger"
>"THE LIGHTS STILL ON AND THE RUG IS UP"
>"You just rushed me out of the room"
>"I ASKED YOU NOT TO LET THE CAT IN 5 MINUTES AGO"

sigh

>>5349776
that also sounds even worse desu

>tfw all the boys you meet are less alpha then you

>>5349773
>boy wanting to be only little spoon
At that point it's basically selfish.

Portland or Seattle?

I'm pretty done living in the southwest t b h

>>5349784
fck forgot trip

>>5349777
it did kinda hurt anon

>>5349746
*hugs*

>>5349785
yeah. we get mad at each other a lot and we always say that we're going to work through it and try to change. Problem is that she needs to change too.

>>5349758
You should be Elanna's little spoon Kit.

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>>5349783
We could ;~~~;
>tfw not currently spooning at all, so wishing I were big spoon becomes sort of irrelevant

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>>5349760
I want to be a spoon! I'll settle for any kind but I think it would be awkward being the big spoon because I'm small.

>>5349739
I mean I generally am too but I don't rlly get people who don't wanna switch around and try different things and snuggle in every possible position

>>5349803
how tall?

>>5349813
I am 5'4"

wtf
how many filters do we have now

>>5349790
they're both full of passive aggressive white liberals but at least seattle has a smaller ratio and the summers aren't as hot.
I'm gonna try to move back within six months-ish.

>>5349801
fuck thats gay

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Whoa. I just realized that the bottom half of all my nails have turned blue!

>tfw nobody to scratch & bite & kiss rn

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>>5349829
i-is that a good thing?

>>5349816
o: no way I'm 5'4 too
/whobigspoon/

>>5349829
s-scary sounds painful

>>5349829
That can't be healthy

>tfw none of the cute trips will ever make you their girlfriend and let you sit on their lap and kiss you on the mouth
;~~;

>>5349818
are you currently in portland? I'm currenlty in Phoenix, I don't even find the 115+ summer days that hot here after so long so that really doesn't change anything.
All I hear is there are no jobs in portland, so seattle is currently winning.

>>5349829
I kinda get that when I'm not doing well
do you have some sort of circulation/blood pressure issue?

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>>5349818
>fuck thats gay
I try

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>>5349839
Hmmm, we could just do this then.

>>5349846
don't worry, Edgar will

>>5349835
It is to me.

>>5349840
No more pain. Only cold now.

>>5349841
If my body wanted to be healthy it shouldn't have antagonized me lel

>>5349847
yes I'm in portland.
I've only ever lived in the pacific northwest, so the job availability has always looked liked this.
and statistics compared to the rest of the country.. idk I havent looked in a while.

>>5349846
come 'ere babe

>>5349860
Are you cutting yourself or something?

>tfw neighbor's brother came in
>tfw wanna talk to neighbor more
>tfw wanna show him the models he asked about..

._.

Is it normal to fap? ;~;

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>>5349866
>tfwywn be in the right age range to be in transbians w/ wongor

>>5349877
Go away little boy and take your disgusting habit with you.

>>5349849
Oh, my rotting heart probably has -tons- of trouble working without fuel.

>>5349867
Cutting is something /fit/ does. I'm at the next level.

>>5349853
i always wanted an twin
do you want to take over the world?

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>>5349877
No its degenerate

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>>5349803

>>5349100
Oh that's cryptic and threatening

>>5349877
depends what you fap *to* :^)

>>5349860
yeah changing nail/hand/leg color and coldness/numbness
It's probably either something to do with your circulation or diabetes
do you get it in your lips/face at all?
have you tried to seek treatment?

>>5349885
>without fuel
are you starving yourself?

>>5349878
Half your age plus seven, she'll age into it.

>"what can I get for you today ladies"
>order in boy voice, to let her know I'm a guy
>so glad I don't have to put up with being gendered female when I don't want to
>"how is everything ladies"

Well just fuck my shit up fa m

>>5349877
unfortunately yes, once you get on hrt it will be something you don't have to do unless you want to.

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Photoshop dude here.

Any volunteers for boob/vag shops? Lets paint a happy little tranny.

>>5349885
I know you are just posting for attention because if you were serious about killing yourself you wouldn't be posting here about it. But regardless I hope that you find help and don't hurt yourself anonette.

>tfw the guy you've been talking to a lot and are extremely into is your ideal man

it actually like physically hurts me how attractive he is. he intimidates the FUCK out of me. way more than most other guys have in awhile. please please pray for me.

>>5349860
o-oh

>>5349878
it's not a huge difference when she gets older

>>5349846
>tfw never be one of the qts
;~~;

>>5349877
it's only normal if you do it in public women's restrooms

>tfw you will never be able to transition so instead you've become a massive transphobe
Don't worry though, I'm a quarter of the way to death, so I shant be around long.

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>>5349910
You would have to be a miracle worker.

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>>5349917

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>>5349901
Bingo!

>>5349863
May I ask why you are moving back?
It's really just between the two cities right now, nothing else interests me and I want to be somewhat far away from my family since coming out didn't work out like I thought it would. I'm just going to sell all of my shit and move somewhere within the next month or so.

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I'm sorry for being dumb and stupid earlier.

>>5349878
this >>5349906

>>5349907
sorry faye you will never be a father now

>>5349910
photoshop >>5349917
pic :^)

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>>5349928
Uhm wow just fucking kill me already

>>5349882
>not fapping

>>5349906
>>5349920
>>5349937
I suppose, but by that point I'm hoping I'll probably be married to someone

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>>5349886
Loli mtfs taking over the world? That's sounds like something I can get behind!

>>5349892
Haha that must sound pretty silly out of context

>eating a microwave pizza out of a vending machine
What have I become

>>5349949
do you like rabbits?

>>5349917
you've come this far. you can do this.

>>5349928
I'm getting pretty decent. gotta start somewhere.

>>5349939
Not sure what you want me to do.

>>5349959
trutrans*

>>5349917
>not dating your most dedicated fan
Edgar must be upset.

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>>5349917
>usually wears bowtie and suspenders
Edie pls, find a guy with some fashion sense

>>5349968
anon do i have to do it myself?