/gaygen/

Lucio Fulci 1st for

2nd for Italy

>>5339195
hungarian anon r u here ;_:

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Gay immortality get

5th für Deutschland

>>5339200
no I'm not hungry

thanks for asking though boy

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>>5339195
these italian boys walks up to you in a club and slap your butt, what do you do?

>>5339206
im not a boy im a man

>>5339206
Not even cock hungry?

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>>5339200
Oh ... yeah sorry to have made you false hope. I just took his picture from /soc/. Sorry, I just wanted to know what kind of rating you gays are going to give him.

>>5339214
easy there big boy

>>5339209
Tell them there princes is in another castle

>>5339209
tell them i'm not interested and suggest maybe they go fuck themselves

>>5339218
oh ok ;_:

>>5339209
bend over purely on reaction

>>5339209
Wonder why I'm even in a club
Like seriously wtf am I doing there?

>>5339218
>lying on the internet

That is you.

>>5339218
why are you doing this to yourself kiddo

>>5339209
spread my legs and start learning Italian of course
>>5339214
my bad man

>>5339184
should've finished off the other butthurt gaygen edition >>5338123 before starting this one tbhfam.

>>5339218
these eyes weird me out familia

>>5339215

That's everyone here

>>5339209
Take them to my manager cuz i'm busy

>>5339226
I was quite surprised that not more people thought that he was super cute.
Most gave him average ratings.

>>5339229
yep

>>5339230
have your read my post?

its not fucking me

>>5339236
girls pls go and stay go, he is really attractive in my opinion

>>5339209
>italian
throw up in disgust for having been touch by a couple of niggers.

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>>5339214
Post "man" pussy. lol

>>5339203
>Totes bby,
Not freaked out by "the corkscrew of love"? lol

>>5339240
look, you are not very attractive. life sucks. stop embarrassing yourself like this though.

>>5339242
Haven't seen it
Post Dick pics

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>>5339223
ayy

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>>5339246
pic related is actually me

>you are not very attractive
You know what? I like that you think like that. This increases my chances to get with someone who looks like him, because he is really my type.

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>>5339247
No bully?

>>5339240
you don't tell me what to do boy

>>5339258

Please come to england and let me cuddle up to your chest

i might let you touch my butt also

gonna crosspost this question
>>5339216
i hope that californian boys are nice and cute :3

>>5339258
So.... a towel can conceal it ehh? That's all I'm getting

>>5339258
l-lewd tbhfamilia
now post it uncensored you big pussy

>>5339264
Californian boys are bitchy or mexican or both.

>>5339266
irish, I havent seen you rating that goy

what rating would you give?
>>5339218

>>5339266

You jest but its actually the same size as your cock t b h

>>5339270
i dont care about bitches, because im not a sensitive, ugly autist

>>5339271
Meh/meh
>>5339272
I ain't seen shit mate
I'm full of jests, an infinite amount of them
I just wanna see Dick and judge bro

can you guys post (Grindr) hookup stories and pics? im bored

>>5339266
>>5339267
http://i.imgur.com/O629HBX.jpg

>>5339209

Probably let out an "Ah!", throw my hands up, and tuck my butt in.

>>5339264
i was in sf a few weeks ago and saw tons of gays but i didn't really see any supertwinks
most just seemed like average guys

>>5339280

Post glutes

how much do you squat?

>>5339278
>Meh/meh
that is so weird ... but hey, if you dont want him, I gladly take him.

He will probably be more thankful that someone is dating him outside his league.

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>>5339280
MEDIOCRE

>>5339286
thanks old pal
you're the only guy on here who is normal to talk to (my experience from posting here inconstantly)

>>5339258

hot

>>5339280
I hate that you're better than me in every way.

>>5339290
thanks
if you're looking for like helix tier metatwinks, try san diego
that's where they shoot all the twink porn, after all

>>5339209
Make shitty Italian jokes whilst getting undressed

>>5339293
>that's where they shoot all the twink porn, after all
degenerate alarm!

>>5339293
not sure if im going that far south but thanks :)

>>5339296
san diego is the gay porn mecca, that's common knowledge

>>5339297
oh, yeah, sf is nowhere near sd
it's like a 9/10 drive from one to the other

>>5339280
Looks a ok to me
Wheres the spin thing
>>5339288
I'm just not interested at all
>>5339293
I'm off to San Diego, aww Yiss

>>5339292

Try to channel that envy into positive improvement.

Start lifting or swimming or whatever, sculpt a nice body, work hard in class and get a great job, try to be nice and get lots of friends - be the best you can be.

Impotent selfhatred will only harm you, you have to DO something with it.

>>5339287
I've not back problems, My squats and deadlifts are terrible. Like 225x5 bad.

>>5339289
To small? Or to bendy? lol
http://i.imgur.com/ndw2lZ0.jpg

>>5339291
Y-you too.

>>5339258
I've seen this before still hot though

>>5339300
>san diego is the gay porn mecca, that's common knowledge
exactly, the sodom of degeneracy

>>5339302
>I'm just not interested at all
As I said ... good news for me.

>>5339295

Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it.

>>5339311
Oh I see it now, that's not too weird
God just twisted your Dick on too tight :3c
>>5339315
have fun

>>5339292
I doubt that. For instance, I suck at checkers.

>>5339302
>Wheres the spin thing
See >>5339311

>>5339306
I know im already super positive and powerful but im shorter with a small penis and I literally cannot compete on the one thing that matters in the world and that's sex. Like I can't win and im a joke because of it even though in strong as fuck and look cool because of other things. I can get sex I get it all the time but it's never going to be as enjoyable as that guys sex even if we fucked the exact same people. I can learn techniques and skills but im still inferior objectively.

>>5339280
Pretty nice it's a tragedy that you're cut tho

>>5339311
>Y-you too

ty :3

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>>5339280
>>5339311
that mutilation really ruins it big time

>>5339258
*slaps butt*

>>5339330
don't touch his butt, he's very scared of someone touching his butt.

>>5339311
>http://i.imgur.com/ndw2lZ0.jpg

omg

>>5339328

I think his cock is amazing.

>>5339332
It could be better with some extra skin to play with

>>5339331
that's even better

>>5339323

l o l

You havent had sex yet, have you?

>>5339331

>he's very scared of someone touching his butt.

Signs of a pig bottom with internalized bottomphobia desu

>>5339332
but you are just a straight guy fetishizing big dicks

>>5339323
>shorter with a small penis

Lots of guys like manlets with cute weiners

>>5339341
No I've had sex with over fifty people male and female. Anything to make me seem like im number 1.

can you get aids from hugs?

>>5339342
this

>>5339342
I know, he should be tied up and passed around.

>>5339338
this

>>5339353
yes

>>5339357
Kinky
>>5339350
That's a bit much mate

>>5339361
I'll go after you irish, I want to use your sloppy seconds as lube.

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who /axis/ here

>>5339361
>slutshaming
bigot

>>5339369
Nice, I'd prefer going first because I'd wouldn't want others people jizz on my Dick
>>5339374
Implying that's my biggest problem
Stop calling me black, pot

Holy shit, guys.
I always thought I was attractive, but I just realized that what I see in the mirror everyday, is just the mirror image of what people see. I actually look different.

fml, I look kinda retarded now

>>5339379
take picture then flip it back

>>5339338

Everything in the world could be better. :)

>>5339347

Why would it matter if I was straight? I think he has a beautiful cock. :)

>>5339379
I look great in a mirror actually. It's only when I take a photo I begin to look heinous

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>>5339387

>>5339387
same
i'll feel so confident and attractive when i look in the mirror
and then i see myself in a picture and my self esteem is shot in the face

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>>5339387
>>5339399
>>5339402

Fem4fem here
Who else?

>>5339402
I look great in photos since my friends are ugly, it's great like zero competition

>>5339409
Here!

>>5339409
biggest fem4fem poster here t b h

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>>5339409
ayylmao4ayylmao here

>>5339414
Youre a tranny tho

>>5339387
I think I look cute until I take a picture, I think a witch cursed me

>>5339419
gross no
naturally androgynous thx
I love my dick

>>5339422

You're Dorian Gray

>>5339418
tfw no ayy lmao bf

>>5339414
do u wanna b my bf

>>5339433
no thank you

>>5339387
>>5339402
>tfw i look great in the mirror and in reflection but then I take a picture and I look like count orlok with down syndrome

>>5339434
why not ;_:

>>5339434
you are so harsh

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>>5339428
iktf

I look best in my bathroom mirror. Just there. Anything else sucks. But pictures really are most atrocious.

Then again I try to avoid that shit as much as I can so yeah.

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>tfw no fem bf

>>5339418
fem4ayylmao here tbqh

>>5339448
Thank fuck
Some times its good not to have a bf

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>>5339445
do you practice your mimesis?

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>>5339454
but irish, I'm also attracted to guys like you

>>5339458
I don't really practise anything.
I kinda have this phobia of visual recording devices.

>>5339461
And who would you be?

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>>5339472
that's where your problem lies.
marlene dietrich would spend hours taking photos of herself, finding her most alluring facial expressions.
her most prominent facial feature, she often augmented by drawing a silver line down the bridge to make it more pointed.

consider your body a medium, flirt with yourself in the mirror, find out how to communicate with your eyes, with your mouth.
don't be a beta quitter. every instance can be a pivotal point for change.

>>5339478
I dont want to look at my ugly mug that much desu

>>5339492
then either live in the mentally hell you create for yourself, or look at your ugly so much that you no longer care. the choice is yours.

>>5339478
That's really demanding one of the most mentally difficult things for me to do.

But yeah that might actually do the trick.

I'd have to work a lot on my self image and body though.

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>>5339496
take the black pill my freind

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>>5339478

>>5339501
i'm glad he has found some purpose in his life, being a living meme and all

>>5339500
Look at it like an art project. I know dissociation might be frowned upon by professionals, but it's a good place to start. The more you can look at your body as something like, say a mannequin, the better. Then slowly start liking that mannequin, because you are stuck with for as long as you live. So straighten your back, shoulders spread out, head raised high.

Start looking at other people, you'll notice their little quirks as well. Try looking them in the eyes for as long as you can, if they hold your eye contact, smile and nod at them, never look away first. When I started practicing this I had a very bodily reaction, my body shook from shame. I had pent up so much low self-esteem from my teenage acne years I thought people would be disgusted by me looking them in the eyes, and I kept that for years. It's not a good prospect.

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>>5339501
wise words for the departing

>>5339524
i can't stop thinking ugly thoughts desu

Im sick of being a small penis top.
I literally just break down in anger when the thought gets in my head.

>>5339526
no, your problem is you can't giving in to the ugly thoughts. no one ever taught you to see an opportunity in every situation. ugly thoughts are just your incentive to do and believe the opposite.

>>5339529
Be a bottom then
Case closed

>>5339531
can't stop giving in*

>>5339529
can you laugh at yourself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAhsS-vkDjg

>>5339529
time to become a bottom, cutie

>>5339533
>>5339539
Bottoms are for wimps. Im masc at heart but the world keeps tempting me. I want to hurt myself so unfair.

>>5339529
Then compensate with aggression, vigor and technique.

>>5339529
dont let it get to you
Mine isnt that big but im a top
>>5339544
you cant be a top if you act like a bitch like that

>>5339529

Embrace your cute little weiner and become a powerbottom

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>not being fem4masc

>>5339547
I pretend to be a man and completely secure but on the inside im just a pathetic man who has to hold back his self hatred. I deserve a bigger dick.

>>5339544
just become vers

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reminder that looks and dick size dont matter and you will never be truly happy untill you take the black pill like our lord Eggman who transcended humanity and has become a living meme

>>5339553
you think having a big dick is gonna fix all your problems or what?

>>5339555
how 2 become meme

>>5339529
small penis tops are cute, familia

>>5339559
watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0

>>5339559
It would fix me from breaking down in anger and punching shit and lifting three times harder. I have a huge inferiority complex and focus on every detail and lie just to get ahead. Im tired of being inferior.

>>5339567
post pics

>>5339572
this

show yourself big boy

>>5339575
>>5339572
>>5339567
yes, lets see it.

>>5339438
you're not exactly my type

>>5339440
>no thank you
>harsh

>>5339578
why not? i thought i was fem enough

>>5339575
>>5339577
Naw its only three inches and like one two inch diameter or whatever width.

>tfw average looking from the front
>ugly man from the side
My profile is so hideous. ;_;

>>5339583
i meant pics of yourself you fucking goof not your dick

>>5339583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xwTywB_3UU

>>5339529
Believe or not anon some people don't like the feeling of getting they're guts churned and prefer smaller dicks, like me

>>5339584
>tfw only attractive in profile because lopsided quasimodo

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So I was out shopping with my mom and I'm pretty sure a guy hit on me.

Like out of nowhere he said hello and tried to make small talk. My mom was like 3 meters away.

It's the first time a guy tries to talk with me out of nowhere like that. Only a girl had tired that once before.

Why did this have to happen when I was out with my mom?! It was awkward as fuck and I showed him all my spergs.

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>>5339590
I guess that's even worse. Sorry anon.

>>5339583
So always carry a dildo, and DP whatever bottoms you come across, or make sure you find people like >>5339589

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>>5339578
is the pic related your type bb?

>>5339583
>he doesn't realize i have a thing for small cocks
at least i tried tbhon

I'm feeling so lonely right now, I feel like just laying down on the ground and dying :c

How do I fix social retardation? I'm 21 and transitioning out of being a NEET for two and a half years. I got a part time job, but when I'm not working I'm just sitting around staring at the internet. How do I meet new people? pls send help

>>5339581
I was making a jew joke
you're not bad looking t b h

>>5339601
o-oh my...

>>5339613

http://www.meetup.com

>>5339583

Hahah teenie weenie! Teenie weenie!

>>5339613
go out to a bar or cafe
greet the people you meet
ask your co-workers what they are doing

>>5339601
I can get laid easily it isn't an issue.
I don't need your support especially since you're a fucking liar like awwww i like small dicks :) than six months into your pity relationship you cheat on me for someone else and to get him hard you laugh at my pathetic cock behind my back. You laugh at it to your friend make fun of my attempts to pleasure and laugh at me to me because someone with a small penis deserves absolutely no respect as a human being. They are less of a human being and even if you lie and say you like it you're picking the biggest you can get always and laughing at the smaller.

>>5339617
what
how is that a jew joke

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>only person on team with mic
>start off talking b/c i wanna do teamwork
>nobody listens to anything i say and everyone ignores me
>trail off halfway through the match and dont speak entirely for the next few rounds.

>>5339630
because you are jewish and my name is hitler........
did killing all of those palestinian children break you psychologically?

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>>5339622
this sounds really hyperspecific everything alright bud?

>>5339613
ask some of your co-workers what they're doing after hours

suggest shit, even if it's just to go to the pub (though i suppose this doesn't work as well if it's not a very blue collar job)

join a club or some kind of athletic thing

gyms are nice but you can fly solo in them a lot

try a tennis club or rec league basketball/soccer something or martial arts if there's a non-mcdojo place near you without a lot of dudebros

>>5339639
oh
i havent killed anyone yet i only get my rifle in a month

>>5339635
u csgo player?

i turned off all mic traffic so i have no idea what people are saying

i did it for deathmatches mostly but i'm too lazy to turn it back on

>>5339622
lmao your insecure rambling is both refreshing and cute

and by the way i would cheat on your not because of your dick but because you would never be able to let it go and always obsess whether i am happy with your body or just staying with you for a laugh. that's the attitude i find quite off-putting

>>5339642
Is this a stand or a persona?

>>5339620
>>5339620
Leave him alone m8. I used to be the same way.

I was convinced if I didn't have a 10+ inch mega dick, I didn't have a reason to live.

>>5339622
>They are less of a human being
Jesus m8. Calm your tits.

>>5339617
>you're not bad looking t b h
>>5339639
Sadfrog is mine, even though I tricked him with a non-existant hungarian anon

>>5339555

Christ on a cracker, what happened?

>>5339649
You would never know about this attitude in real life because id hide it. I don't act like this in real life. You sound like a Stacy anyway keep pretending you like little penises so all the betas here can be like ooo that person's different :).

>>5339642
I hate everyone

>>5339658
oh okay
have fun

>>5339581
Post fem body

>>5339658
sorry mate my ass belongs to the state

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>>5339653
neither just random art

i got it from creatureatfault

>>5339660
guy stopped trying because it was easier to be a meme and pander to r9k than try any real self improvement

>>5339622
Lol develop a kek and penis humiliation fetish, also post pics I wanna see if you're really a qt

>>5339672
I ment "kek"

>>5339184
This is really off topic, but it's bugging me.
Any Italian anons here? Because I have some rudimentary knowledge, and that's not the way I usually the verb uscire conjugated.
Is this a different dialect of Italian, or am I just stupid?

>>5339665
thanks, hitler

>>5339668
You will be mine, one day, mon amor.

>>5339668
>ass belongs to the state
Filthy commie

>>5339672
I already have that fetish since I am a useless man. Any man with a three inch cock isn't a man but just should be used as guinea pigs for scientific experiments.

>meet a cute guy who I actually really enjoy talking to
>conversation ends
>left hating my life because all the good ones are straight

will it ever get better

>>5339711
I swear if straight guys were into me I'd be married already.
>get along great
>lots of things in common
>similar life goals
>would have lots of horny sex (at least from my part)

>>5339664
sure i can be a size queen at times but i like dicks of all sizes shapes and colors. i am also more interested in the person behind the dick so if he's insecure as h*ck then i am like no thanks familia

>>5339668
>state
>not public domain
do you even slut?

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GUESS THE ANON
EASY MODE

>>5339703
>I already have that fetish
Like seriously have the fetish? Or just mad a the world.

>Pls post pics

>>5339711
Did you make a pass?

>>5339720
booger I guess?

>>5339723
obviously hitler

>>5339720
niqaragua

>>5339724
hitler has way longer hair

>>5339720
hitler

>>5339718
>sure I can be a size queen at times

So I literally was right about what I said that you would cheat on me even with a great personality. Why are you even here youre a girl and its 4chan you can swear.

>>5339721
Why not both? I like being humiliated since im a useless man. I can't even watch porn without just getting sad that ill never even have an average dick.

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TRICK QUESTION MODE

>>5339727
this

>>5339728
b-but i'm a boy, senpai
and no you were not right but w/e

>>5339720
>>5339732
why did you make the both of us...?

>>5339732
sadfrog

>>5339732
You desu

>>5339738
idk im bored so im making trips in a chinese dressup game
im trying to make booger

>>5339742
make sure to capture his anxious, sad, depressed behavior with an expression of:
>tfw no bf

>>5339728
Fuck that"s hot.
>tfw when no small dicked "top" bf to hold down and humiliate as I show him how a real man fucks.

>>5339742
link?

>>5339748
http://www.rinmarugames.com/game/?game_id=421

>>5339746
I hate that whenever I bitch about having a small cock I still get tons of people sexually into me. I wish everyone would just call me an ugly piece of shit.

>>5339746

>tfw no big dicked bottom bf to ride my cock and talk about how he can barely feel me and how much bigger he is

where 2 find

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eh?

>>5339753
You're an ugly piece of shit, Anon

>>5339753
You're a worthless piece of shit.

Sudoku immediately.

>>5339753
GENETICALLY

>>5339753
Look around tumblr. I know there's a few small dick humiliation blogs.

>>5339766
INFERIOR

>>5339758
>>5339761
>>5339766
Can you guys call me names about how im genetically inferior and how ill never pleasure anybody...
For once im actually really hard...

>>5339770
MALE

>>5339773

I wont do shit for you, worthless whore.

Why would I waste my time on a genetic untermench like your? All youre good for is a cheap piece of ass.

>>5339773

Post cute lil weiner

>>5339258
I'd bully your boyhole

>>5339785

Ann pls

>>5339782
Call me more daddy...
Why am I so useless?
I always try so hard to make things up but I never can...

>>5339402
Same. Every. Damn. Time.

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I tried making my crush that will never love me
;_:

>>5339529
Define 'small'

>>5339807

5" or less is small

>>5339805
this doesnt look like
>>5339218

...

>>5339805
just like in my homoerotic-but-totally-straight-because-he's-wearing-a-skirt-so-it's-okay-senpai gook cartoons

>>5339815
no

>>5339811
i'm 5.5" am i good

>>5339645
Game's way better without coms desu.

>>5339822
Start complaining when youre 3.5 4inches on a good day.

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>>5339822
SORRY I DONT DATE MIDGETS

>>5339822

A good bottom maybe

>>5339827
oh u

>>5339828
im vers

>>5339721
>Did you make a pass?
No, and that's what's keeping me from being absolutely devastated. There's an inkling of an hope.

>>5339789
>Implying I want anything near my "boy hole"

>>5339711
This happened to me a few months ago.
>10/10 chats me up on the streetcar
>talking sports the while ride to work
>he walked me to work (it was on his way sorta)
>try to give him my number
>'sorry bro I've got a girlfriend, and I'm not gay'
He was so cuuute

>>5339832
>will never know what it feels like to cum just by having your bussy pounded, no hands involved.

sad desu.

>>5339838
at least he was nice about it

>>5339832

Pls we all know you're a pig bottom

Post thick fuzzy ass

At what size can you start complaining about dick size?

>>5339845
if you whip it out and the other guy laughs

>>5339773
Literally the only thing you're good for is getting fucked. May as well just cage that poor excuse for a cock up, bend over and get ready, slut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGQJOp9yT1k

>>5339811
I like 5 though, as long as theres a bit of girth.

k ima go to sleep
cya later goys

>>5339845

<5 inches or >7 inches

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>>5339773
so i don't know whatever weird relationship with your mom you had but it sounds to me you're into topping power bottoms who will insult you about your dick size in the process hmu

>>5339865
shalom

>>5339789
Ooh, and you even asked nicely. Guess I'll go easy on you.

>>5339811
I always saw 5" as being average and 4" as "small." 4.5" ...I'm not sure, maybe smallish?

>>5339865

sleep well sadfrog
tomorrow is a new day

>>5339830
Gotta try friendo. Maybe he's not as straight as he seems.


>>5339839
I get it. Shit's just not for me.

>>5339842
You wish m8.

>>5339841
He was either Bi or just the nicest human ever. Totally thought he was into me.
Anyone else not possess 'gaydar'? I'm literally clueless

>>5339868
I've never had a mom growing up. She ran away when I was five.

>>5339853
Ok daddy ive never done this before so be nice...but be really brutal to me make me cry daddy...

>>5339841
>>5339879
was gonna say he has to be bi before you called it. No way he would just follow you like that. You are like the forbidden fruit he can't have.

>>5339879

ayy me too.

I know I guy with a huge lisp who calls people "girlfriend" and has an earring and I just found out he is straight. Not even bi, straight.

And this quiet guy who plays piano I've been friends with and who seemed competely straight is apparently gay. And ive known him for 7+ years and never known.

>>5339881
>She ran away when I was five.

Probably because she knew her son would grow up to be a worthless cumdump.

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>>5339879
my gaydar is completely broken so i've just stopped trying to approach people


but as a biscum my bi senses are tingling from the way you described this guy

oh well

>>5339877

Posting nudes but not ass = ashamed bottom trying to cover up desu

>>5339894
I know right... she realized how much of a piece of shit that I was...

Marry me...

>>5339905

hey senpai did i show you my butt yet or not >>5338371

>>5339905
lol Every considered a career in psychology?

Post yours first.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM

Never forget Stonewall

>>5339920

Too much blanket and shadow

>>5339924

What would be better?

>>5339923

Ok.

>>5339921

I don't post nudes on here cause I'm pure and innocent.

:3c

>>5339923
was the film as bad as people say

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>>5339749

>>5339757
def not niq

>>5339934
>I'm pure and innocent.
>>fat

>>5339932

Chest down, ass up in the air, back arched

>>5339890
Oh he could have had me all right. Well, not with a girlfriend though, I'm no homewrecker.
>>5339891
My real estate agent sounds like the former. Suuuuuper flamey but has a wife and kids. I'm the latter desu
>>5339904
Just do what I do and approach anyone hot that doesn't have a wedding band
>tfw I got a cougars number at work
>tfw no face

>>5339935
I have no idea.

>>5339933
Good, good.

>>5339944

Does that work?

How do you normally start the conversation?

>>5339943

...How am I supposed to take the picture then?

>>5339948

Even shitty built-in webcams have a timer

As (presumably) a bottom this is the most important position that you must learn

>>5339932
Bent over the kitchen counter.

>>5339934
>pure and innocent.
Ah, I gotcha. I mean it takes all types it, we can't all be beautiful people.

Start saving up now, cosmetic surgery get's cheaper every year.

>>5339891
yeah, that same.

>>5339891
>I know I guy with a huge lisp who calls people "girlfriend" and has an earring and I just found out he is straight
I probably would have been fooled too. ...but I do think it should be a federal law that if you are a white male who acts like a sassy black woman, you have to take it in the ass at least twice a month and give blow jobs once a week. Seems only fair.

>>5339944
>I'm no homewrecker.
don't blame you on that. good on you.

>>5339935
trannies were mad as h*ck about it so i say it was pretty good

>>5339941

You love my chub bb

>>5339957
>if you are a white male who acts like a sassy black woman, you have to take it in the ass at least twice a month and give blow jobs once a week.

This needs to happen.
So many cockteases claiming to be straight.

>>5339955

i tried, but im too short to do it properly
sorry

>>5339955

My weiner is beautiful, as some around here could attest :3c

>>5339948
>How do you normally start the conversation?
'Hi' is a good start

>>5339978
>too short
Fuck yes, Short bottoms are best bottoms.

`How tall are you?

>>5339989

and then they say hi back.

Now what?

>>5339989
back in my day we just stared intensely at each other until one of us asked how the other was doing

>>5339945

Affirmative.

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>>5339991

5 foot 8/9, not sure

but not tall enough to bend over the kitchen counter without a lil stool or something

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>>5340016
>still taller than me

>>5340016

Yoooo

That ass is a lot thicker than I thought it was

>>5340024

i do some glute exercise + stuff

weighted glute bridges, barbell hip hyperextensions, etc etc

>>5340016
Hnnng

I want your body. How get

>>5339879
I always thought gaydar only worked on flamers who's asses are so hollow you can here a howling wind when they open their legs

>>5340016
Fuck that's a nice ass.

Moar!

>>5340033

post more bussy desu

>>5339995
Idk mang depends on the situation, location, what they're wearing etc
Pay someone a compliment or ask how their day is going, tell a corny ass joke... You can literally say anything

>>5340016
You better wash those dishes before your mom beats your ass

>>5339996
What day was that? Sounds awk t b h
>>5340036
Well, that's a pretty obvious tell. Most dudes are tough to read for some reason. I used to look at his socks desu now every guy wears silly socks

>>5340016
I have the same peach fuzz on my ass cheeks.

Not really sure if i should shave it off.

>>>35140773
/fit/ get's a little gayer every day.


>>5340047
>You can literally say anything
This if they're interested they'll go out of their way to stay engaged.

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>>5340055

had a party yesterday. hence all the empty bottles n stuff

>>5340034

Do moderate lifting plus extra butt accessories

>>5340040

i dont really know how to take good pictures, my arm isnt long enough to take pictures from a decent distance with

>>5340075
>Do moderate lifting plus extra butt accessories
I don't know a thing about lifting desu. Did you take in any extra protein or anything to build dat ass or will it just come with the lifting?

>>5340083
just do OAT AND SQUAT

>>5340075
>i dont really know how to take good pictures,
You're doing a great job so far.

Damnnit londonfag, why you got to live so far away?

Dick is diamonds.

>>5340083

you have to eat more than normal - the extra mass doesnt come from nowhere, but i dont think you need special powder or anything. just get seconds when you eat dinner or something.

>>5340090

actually squats didnt do much for my butt, i think they mainly train quads

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>>5340016

>>5340065
>/fit/ get's a little gayer every day.

That's a nice cock though.
I mired.

>>5340090
squats are a meme for butt.

glute bridges+hip thrusts with a barbell are goat.

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>>5340094

i live in Surrey
are you talking about someone else?

how could you!

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Would you guys like a boy who can bake / cook for you? I want to get into it because I always loved it as a kid.

>>5340096
>just get seconds when you eat dinner or something.
If I have extra fat as well can I just eat to maintain and lift to gain muscle? As it is right now I'm about 15lbs overweight with no muscle

>>5340115

Y E S
E
S

The thought of a qtp2t in a lil apron and nothing else making me food is my dream

>>5340115

I guess so.
Or maybe not. I like to bullshit everything, and anyone who could and would gladly cook for me would probably be a regular Pol Pot in the kitchen.

>>5340115
Would you be wearing pants while baking?
If not count me in

>>5340104
I have no idea where you lived just that you said you were 40 min from London.

>>5340115
Some guys like it.

I'm heavy into cooking and baking, esp. making small qt pastries like the ones you see at fancy french pastry shops.
My ex loved it, even if he gained 10 pounds when we were dating.

>>5340115
A qt that cooks is always atleast +1 point in my book.

I had a fwb that made me the best pot roast. I was so hard, I wanted to saw her in half.

>>5340146
>I had a fwb that made me the best pot roast. I was so hard, I wanted to saw her in half.
i don't follow the thought process

>>5340115
>tfw i like cooking for boys
>tfw i like baking for boys more
i can make a mean cake, love me

>>5340153
I guess I have a bit of a food fetish.

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>>5340117

oh yeah, that will work too. i assumed you were skinny, sorry.

>>5340122

come to surrey and i will cook you steaks + moroccan tagine

you will have to bring the apron though, i dont have any

>>5340132

you are forgiven!

>>5340157

When you gon bake for me an a lil apron that says kiss the pup and a lil baker hat and a lil tail buttplug waggin

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>>>/fit/35140773
>>>/fit/35140988


Brehs...

>>5340166
when can i come over? :3c

>>5340157

I used to bake chocolate chip cookies for my bf. Those were better times.

I mean, not the bf. But I weighed less cuz I had someone around to eat cookies. Also I could afford to regularly bake cookies. And my general health was a bit better as well.

>>5340157
can you track my calories and make sure I get enough protein too?

>>5340163
Yeah, no. I lost a ton of weight already though, used to be a fat fuck

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>>5340163

On my way

>>5340171

Pretty.

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>>5340157
How's your steak and potatoes?

>>5340163
>you are forgiven!

Can you express forgiveness in the form of more pics?

>>5340180
protein sure but you can count your own calories it's 2015 be your own bitch

>>5340179
with my ex i'd always bake cakes or cupcakes for holidays/bdays. one christmas i ventured into candy (that was stressful) and i'd cook dinner for us prob two nights a week when he would come to stay with me

>>5340196
you can cook for yourself

>>5340180
download my fitness pal.

>>5340199
>protein sure but you can count your own calories it's 2015 be your own bitch
At least tell me how much calories 100g (as basic portion) of your meal is, so I can do it easily.

I would massage you and carry you on my back when I go jogging desu.