/mtfg/ - no edition

>tfw no anyone

>>5332707
I'm the first one :D

>>5332713
>tfw you wanted to make the new thread and even had an edition

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Hey all ^-^

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oh wow, I am bad at things and linked to a post in the old thread and not the new thread.

>>5332663
>mfw cartman says if I pass we can lewd.

Let's hear some coming out stories. I need some inspiration.

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first for unrealistic police sketches

;~;

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>>5332663
That's okay, I think if I was cute or passable I would be alright.

One really cute guy really likes my personality and I like him but he doesn't know how gross I am, sucks.
>>5332666
Male orc ;_;
>>5332669
I want to but it's hard, even just giving skype friends pics is hard.

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daily reminder that kayla has awesome tits

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>>5332709
How did this conversation get so lewd omg, I don't want to put cold dildos in my butt ;~~;

>>5332722
I'm OK with both of these things, how do they relate? o.o

>>5332733
Trip on Kayla

>>5332740
I think it's my fault for bringing up temperature play. I walked away for 30 minutes and others had kept up the convo though.

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>>5332740
w-well....

allein
nie war ich so allein
wände stürzen ein
und alles ist so fremd

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>mfw Magic Shave is a tranny essential
seems like it removed about 95% of the black hairs down to beard shadow level, the colour's not great in this pic but almost all of the hairs left behind now are red and blonde, which I suppose is to be expected if this stuff is formulated for black men

gonna polish it off with an electric trimmer on that stuff but yeah the remaining shadow is hide-with-makeup tier, not too major, and infinitely better than razor shaving, at least for me. my skin is burning but as you can see there's very little visible redness. 10/10 would recommend, check it out, can't believe I'd never heard of this before Korra mentioned it :D

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>tfw you look like the male characters from Gears of War

>tfw umaru will never be your yandere trap gf

>tfw I'd rather stand by my morals than have hormones

What the fuck is wrong with you, me?

>>5332720
I was depressed and really drunk when I blurted it out to my mom. She phoned my dad at work in a state, saying to come home asap because something big was happening with me. He assumed I was dropping out of school and started angrily shouting at me to get in the car because he'd be damned if I was dropping out of school. He wouldn't even listen when I said we didn't need to go elsewhere to talk about it. I didn't want to tell him when he was driving so I told him in the driveway. He calmed right the fuck down and was like "oh, so you're still in school then at least?" In the end he cared less about me being trans than he did about me getting an education.

>>5332743
Tbf I kinda kept replying ;~;

>>5332745
I'm. At. School. ;~;
I don't need this rn kira, I need to be focused and productive on things that don't involve you licking ice cream off my boobs.

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>>5332704
ummmm hi


>>5332703
oh nothing ! i just didn't know you were....


like that ._.

back off from elanna

shes mine kid

>>5332773
elanna can back off from you

you're mine kid

>>5332733
kayla pls stop

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>5332777

>>5332773
Shes mine. She is going to sponsor me to move to Canada.

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>>5332695
oohhummn,
sticky stuff kinda triggers my ocd, restraints and sensory deprivation and temperature stuff kinda rlly sets off my subby feels tho, dirty filthy is probably somewhere in-between

>>5332674
>>5332704
a few icecubes isn't rlly anything much, desu I've used that in the past as kinda a way to clean out without going through the trouble of a whole enema thing too

>>5332722
omg sticky triggers!

>>5332766
p-pls take ur mind out of the gutter young lady!!! /crackswhip

>>5332770
l-like w-what??? o/////o;;;

>>5332777
oh my

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>>5332777

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>>5332777

>>5332766
>>5332720

I came out to my mum when really drunk after a function, she pretty much ignored it. Then next time I saw her she bought up the stupid stuff I said when drunk and I was like, yeah, uh I drink a lot to deal with how I feel but I meant everything I said. She has been very supportive since then.

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>>5332777

>>5332778
so she's going to marry you? because thats the only way

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i have ascended

>>5332777
What kind of wizardry is this?

>>5332782
Why do you torture me like this ;~~;

>>5332780
That sounds like a really uncomfortable enema ;o;

>>5332761
iktfff

>>5332773
>>5332774
>>5332778
>/////////<

>>5332720
It was my 17th birthday, mom knew I'd already tried to do something stupid the week before, my grandmother was suspecting already for over a year, and I was crying on my bed for no reason.

My grandmother comes to me, and I try to explain it between the sobs, but my grandmother was eventually the one who had to guess what I was trying to say. Then she called mom in my room and told me I should tell her. So I did, again barely intelligibly between the sobbing. Mom took an appointment with the family doctor hoping he'd have a clue what to do about it.

Then dad learned it a few weeks later from the grapevine (likely one of my brothers), and hinted at mom that if they did anything to help me transition he and his dad would make sure I'd end up institutionalized, which kinda sinked my hopes of starting before 18.

>>5332763
Have you considered the possibility that your morals may be unethical?

>>5332743
>temp play talk
God what's wrong with me...

>>5332803
ill be your yandere gf dude

>>5332797
No its not, all a canadian citizen has to do is write a letter on behalf of the person requesting a visa and fill out a form.

>>5332763
What kind of morals is that?

Ughh I wanted to change my name and it was easy but now I have to take new photos for a new passport and all. Worst of all I'm not sure if I can manage to get new photos on time for my automatically renewed drivers license, really failed with my timing.

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>>5332810
lol whens the last time you checked that information? 2006?

harper got rid of that

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>>5332803
didnt actually expect to get it xD

>>5332810
Get an engineering degree and learn French. Work that points system.

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>>5332809
>dude
rood

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>mfw during the past few months mtfg has turned into lewd anime roleplay place for girls that look like bexe

>>5332820
>learn French
I would if I could.

WHY AM I SO DUMB
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

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>you will never pass because of your face

What do I do? ;_;

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>>5332777
A WITCH
BURN HER

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>>5332829
Get FFS?

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>>5332829
Bangs and remember to let your bf do you only from behind.

>>5332823
>yfw there's nothing we can do to fix it
>>5332825
pq tu ne travailles jamais apprendre la langue

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>>5332782
idk i just never thought of you like... being lewd and stuff idk ><

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>>5332816
okay you are right, well looks like I will never get to move to a sane nation

>>>/r9k/24714908

The new €20 notes look weird ;_;

>>5332843
here_we_go_again.png

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>>5332839
>mfw
just have to wait until they realize how the cuteness just vanishes when they get to know each other properly.

>>5332839
>pq tu ne travailles jamais apprendre la langue
what does it mean?
i can't understand frog

>>5332843
fucking asshole use my new pic if you are going to do that

>>5332850
"because you never work to learn the language"

>>5332854
but i never work to learn anything and i do english and stuff

>>5332843
This is why I never use a trip.

>>5332852
Why you still look the same you fucking fetishist

>>5332852
Isn't that the one with the penis?

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>>5332834
I can't ;_;
>>5332836
There are no bangs that cover my chin/jaw/nose

>>5332856
okay so don't learn french and stay out of my country

>>5332862
if you speak french you should kill yourself you retarded putin

>>5332865
or i could stay in montreal and have a fantastic life

>tfw spend days and months trying to learn a language and don't even get the basics
I'm actually considering becoming a retarded nationalist now.
We need a law that criminalises the use of non-english languages.
I already remove the non-english languages from multi-lingual signs.

>>5332868
how many immigrant you gonna room up with?

>>5332803
not rlly, it's cold but for just a few cubes ur body heat melts stuff pretty fast, stuff goes in pretty easy too cus it's slippery

>>5332823
>during the past few months mtfg has turned into
lol no it's always been a den of smut and weebs

>>5332868
are you a nigger?

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can i go to canada

>>5332874
Have you considered like, interacting with people who speak it, watching movies, reading books, and possibly not expecting immediate miracles?

>>5332842
Why would Elanor help you after the shit you said about her anyway?

>>5332876
i live by myself next to a bunch of mcgill students

>>5332878
no i'm an aryan trap

>>5332879
maybe if you stay inside the restaurants

>>5332874
Which language?

>>5332770
Please let me kiss your tummy.

>>5332884
>trap

get out autogen

>>5332881
>interacting with people who speak it
That the reason I was learning it.
Both of the people I hung out with at school literally spoke perfect German.
They went flat out as well.

>>5332887
German.

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How do I stop being a hon?
How do I figure out what to do with my awful face?
How do I find a qt boy to murder me?

>>5332882
She can't lol I was just joking about her, but I did try to get into Canada for sum dat free government pussy but they don't want me, I guess refugees have more to offer than a person with engineering experience.

>>5332858
fuck you

>>5332859
naw

>>5332894
Can a qt girl murder you? I volunteer

>>5332892
Oh, that's harsh. Although with German like, major cities usually have German cultural centers that organize events and shit. it's a bit slower when you're over 10 years old in general.

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>>5332898
That would be lovely, maybe we could cuddle while I die.

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>>5332803
>>5332761
pls I'm not even trying to dom or bully anyone...

besides my feelings are preoccupied

>>5332841
w-wahhh... I'm not being lewd!!!! >.<;;;

>>5332896
Lol are you triggered you lying cunt. Fuck off to Susan's, agp faggot.

>>5332904
i actually want a yandere gf though
please im literally begging you

god i hope i can lose most of the muscle i have left on my upper body sooner rather than later, even though i do feel a horrible sense of loss, because i'm essentially throwing like 8 months of gains down the toilet.

idk, i'm not dealing with this well.

>>5332825
>>5332865
I remember learning basic French wasn't hard, but the things you read are beautiful and I d always smile when the same expression en aglais doesn't work, kek

>>5332896
To be fair most first world countries have filled up all the higher tiers of jobs and need people to fill entry level jobs so they kinda are in some cases, that and you'd have to live there for X amount of years before they would give you anything

>>5332905
I ain't an agp.

>>5332913
Yes you are, you're less 'trutrans' than Edgar, fuck off

>>5332890
kek

>>5332919
oi just because she doesn't pass doesn't mean she's a fetishist

>>5332874
>I already remove the non-english languages from multi-lingual signs.
wat

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>>5332904
>not being lewd
>talking about ice cream on my bobs
Pick one umaru.

>>5332877
Noted for the future I guess.

>>5332925
Whether or not he passes has nothing to do with it faggot

>>5332910
Oops, the n :)

>>5332931
i'm talking about noelle
she's just a tranny that doesn't pass not a fetishist

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How do hons deal with not being able to pass?
I don't know what to do anymore, I really want to pass but my stats won't let me.

>tfw look like max payne

>>5332938
Okay m8

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>>5332843
>tfw

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>>5332940
Just stop giving a fuck like I do. I still haven't ben misgendered in girl mode yet.

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>>5332906
no ty

>>5332928
it was like in general, hypothetical!!! ur mind is just in the gutter >.>;;;

>tfw no gf to bully anymore

>>5332940
guy mode it until you get madamed

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>>5332888

ummmmm mb

>>5332938
>noelle
>not a fetishist
>she

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>>5332949
>tfw getting called a grill in dude mode

>>5332947
Get out sir, this isn't agp general

>>5332951
i wonder how she puts up with all of this
sounds like someone i'd like to know irl tbqh

>>5332940
Don't worry about it bexe

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>>5332947
Because your face isnt bad lmao.
>>5332949
Haven't happened once and you don't use stuff like that in Sweden.

I've only been gendered female by hugboxing doctors and stuff.
>tfw really manly scandinavian features

>>5332954
my friend said putting my hair up in a ponytail works..

>>5332947
You went out once for like half an hour, hardly something to stand tall about

>>5332948
where'd all this confidence come from?
someone needs to cut you down to size

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>>5332948
My mind is in the gutter but I wasn't the one who put it there

>>5332927
Like I get a spray can and tape and paint over just the bits that aren't in English.
I've found that if you wear a high-viz vest and a hard hat people don't even bother you. The few times I have been stopped, I just say that the translations were wrong because the translator lied on his resumé.

I've done it on literally hundreds of signs.

>>5332957
Do you enjoy the company of severly autistic, disabled manchildren?

>>5332962
Daily reminder Kayla lies a lot

>>5332969
yeah from time to time
it's just, clearly if you present like she does you've gotta not give a shit what people think about you or at least be callous to it which is a great trait to have

>>5332970
still the coolest trip around (⌐□_□)

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>>5332959
What?

I don't know who bexe is but i'm the biggest hon to ever be in these generals.

>>5332962
>You went out once for like half an hour, hardly something to stand tall about
So true lol, but I did it still.

>>5332972
Edgar has absolutely no self awareness, it has nothing to do with not caring

>>5332976
False. That is my title.

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>>5332964
uhhhh... wah...

>>5332965
d-don't blame me I just talked about popsicles!! I didn't even bring up office supplies yet!!! >.<;;;

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>promise my mom I'll have a healthy lunch because I was sick yesterday
>orange chicken

>>5332980
Trip on bexe

>>5332979
if you say so

>>5332964
Trip on elfginger
Why are you trying to hurt poor umaru again?

>>5332986
Fuck off you fucking fat autist

>>5332985
Nah senpai. Haven't tripped on this site for 8 years.

>>5332990
why? i'm neither fat nor autistic ya cunt

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>>5332981
>I didn't even bring up office supplies yet!!! >.<;;;

>>5332987
So what happened bn elf and kira?

>>5332995
Elfginger saw umarus gt and elfginger decided to get with a REAL woman with a bigger gt.

>>5332993
Yes you are, remove yourself sir

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>>5332981
>office supplies
JUST

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>>5332980
Prove it, I have the features of a super mutant.

so did bexe get all butt hurt and dissapear once people found out she isn't really a qt anime girl?

>>5333006
shame..

>>5333001
>sir
:(
anon don't you have better things to do than troll transsexuals at 2pm on a thursday afternoon

>>5333000
double trips of truth

>>5333006
she's still here lurking and posting with her trip off. not like she all of sudden got a life

>>5333013
So what people know what she looks like I dunno why she can't re trip.

Whats for lunch, ladies? Tears of the bullied?

>>5333016
Not everyone is edgar where they keep posting themself despite negative criticism.
Most people stop once they become a meme.

>>5333008
I'm not trolling and I've said nothing to anyone who's actually trans.

>>5333022
except me

>>5333019
I haven't.

>>5333018
KEK good one. No, lunch is a ice tea because I am a fat ass now and I need to diet.

>>5333018
chicken nuggers and french fried

>>5332733
>>5332776
if kalya tops then pls dont stops

>>5333018
Marlin filet and the crushed dreams of anons

at what point in transitioning do you stop using the boys bathroom?
or is it law we always use the boys bathroom?

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>tfw obambo trying to take my guns away again

>>5332733
progestorone sure goes a long way

>>5333033
When I passed.

>>5333018
>you will never eat caddy

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>>5333018
Kit's tinkler milk.

>>5333025
Maybe you should stop hug boxing then you cunt

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>>5333018
Pizza

>>5333038
is it that time of day again?

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>>5333036
it fills in the holes in the code

>>5333026
>I haven't.
sounds about right, edgar and kayla in the same tier

>>5333037
i kinda wish you would use the boys bathroom
go in with your bae and hold hands while you pee

>>5333040
i'm not saying noelle passes i'm just asking you to stop treating her so poorly

>>5333031
>the crushed dreams of anons
snu snu hon indeed

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>>5333044
heh..

>>5333026
Eat something light instead like vegetables and you'll feel better.

>>5333028
I'm pretty sure you don't have enough GBP for those young lady.

>>5333031
Delicious.

>>5333033
Whenever you're comfortable in there.

>>5333038
>tfw your most degenerate fetish can only happen once and you won't live to experience it.
You know me so well!

>>5333039
Whole, 2% or skim?

>>5333041
Lol that pizza I still crack up about it.

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>tfw one week from today you are going to be out at work and to everyone else

>>5333048
>her

>>5333048
No

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>ywn slut it up at the club with your mtfg gal pals

>>5333041
guaranteed replies. Even used my filename. feels good.

>>5333054
did you get it? I was dying to use that image.

>>5333056
>Eat something light instead like vegetables and you'll feel better.
Maybe, I might have some vegetable soup for dinner.

>>5333057
Awesome, I hope it goes well for you.
>tfw forever closeted

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>tfw people think noelle's face is bad
>tfw way worse face after two years of hrt

>>5333056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyjjYYpTK7Y
is your voice still retarded hon

>>5333057
*out of work
FTFY

>>5333063
keep on glidin ^_^

>>5332964
or u could just not be a big weird creeper obsessing about strangers online and thinking u should decide how confident people should be

>>5332981
>tfw no stapler

>>5332983
r u feeling better at least?
I wanna eat for my partner but feel so not-food-y

>>5333033
when ppl start looking at u weird and getting confused from u using the boys room it's a good indication it might be time to switch

>>5333065
>tfw people thinkg noelle's face is bad
>tfw he looks like a chill gamer dude bro
>tfw you need better pillz

>>5333057
Good luck Maddie. Are you no longer using your trip? o.o

>>5333062
Yup, clover saves the filename too. Ur famous now ^^

>>5333058
>>5333060
hey your call

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>>5333061
>yfw you slut it up at the club with your mtfg gal pals

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>>5333071
>tfw sugar pills for two years and literally no changes from them
>tfw impossible to pass now because i'm 22

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>>5333056
Full cream.

:3

>tfw still deep in closet
>tfw get to see school therapist again next semester
I only got to meet twice because of when I went in during the summer (out-of-town internship and no monies meant I couldn't see a therapist this semester), and it really never helped anything. hopefully more sessions and possibly a referral to the on-site psychologist will get things moving along

>>5333056
You're right, I didn't have enough GBP, but they let me use princess points instead..

>>5333064
>>5333072
thanks <3
>Are you no longer using your trip?
uhm i'm gonna try being anon for awhile ._.

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>>5333076

>>5333084
Why no trip? U a chicken?

>>5332707
who Homu here?

>>5333089
pls no bully

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Umm I'm going to sleep girls my rooommate is back and his gf is over and i can hear them having sex now .____.;;;;


gngn everyone please be safe

>>5333057
<3 maddie

>>5333067
Yup

https://clyp.it/op1lqbbk

>>5333080
:3

>>5333083
I was not aware princess points were a thing.

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>>5333097

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>>5333099
<3
>>5333100
<3

>>5333084
Makes sense to me honestly, just glad to still see you posting honestly ^^

>>5333099
That sounds really awkward ;~; Goodnight Kit sleep well.

>>5332707
got the eye color wrong

>>5333099
gn kit :c

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What is it like to hug someone?
What is it like you have a friend?
What is it like to pass?

i like the name kye
is that a normal name?
am i one of those "pick insanely fruity name" types?
jesus fuck i need validation

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>>5333099
>ywn cuddle with kit in her bed and comfort her while she tries to block out the sound of her roomates fucking and then slip a hand into her pants and play with her tinkler

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so i ended all communication with that one guy i was dating for a bit a month back (we talked intermittently) because i know we're not right for each other, but unless i do this he won't let go. like i've broken up wit him twice and he refuses each time and clings. it's ok to do this and to let him hate me so that he can get over me, right?

>>5333119
Want to try the first two out?

>>5333128
I posted the same question with a different name a while back. Just do it, Kye is cute AND fruity as fuck, but who cares

>>5333128
sounds like kyle or kike.. hmm...

>>5333132
Yah. Been there. It sucks but sometimes there doesn't seem to be another way.

>>5333128
We have someone called Kayla here, probably not the best judge haha but honestly its more a male name but if you like it

>>5333100
one day you will realize you were being given sound advice including your own mother who wants the best for you to not sound like a children's cartoon character and obviously fake to the point of absurdity well past femininity

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>>5333133
I wanna try all three to be honest but sure.

Long hugs are probably really nice ;_;

>>5333138
i care
i dont want to
>>5333140
like rye but with a k
>>5333142
i dont post here ever and im not going to trip fag im sorry to miss kayla

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>tfw new dildos arriving any min

>>5333070
kill yourself faggot

>>5333150
dont let your mom hear you wizard

>>5333100
>tfw no tara strong voiced mtf gf who squeals in delight when you bang her bp with your hard as diamonds 3 incher

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>>5333143
>not liking caddy's voice

>>5333150
i hope you got a vibrator
jesus christ

>>5333152
She just left for the day so I have the whole place to myself.

>>5333158
2 of them actually, with lithium extra voltage batteries

>>5333147
How are we going to do this?

>>5333156
>mister
way to stoop to misgendering. shows what depth you have. i don't like her voice and neither does her own mother.

>>5333159
Are you going to put on a show for the /b/tards today?

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>tfw slept for like 14 hours and still feel so weak I struggled to lift my laptop
I want off this ride.

How are you girls today? Enjoying the sickness season?

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>>5333159
Wait I thought you left? What happened to that?
also drugs are here, feeling really excited.

>>5333153
Exceedingly bad feel.

>>5333166
cold?

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>>5333130

>>5333162
so what is extra voltage exactly?

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>>5333151
whoa careful u don't cut urself on that edge

probably 70% of my dysphoria comes from my shoulder. I'm thinking if I get my arms removed that might solve my problems.
Anyway how is everyone?

>>5333100
help!
semen is flowing out of my ears

it's covered my bed and started flowing onto the carpet
i'm struggling to move because of the sticky

>>5333166
omigosh... a-are u okay?!

I'm worried

Should I get into games journalism and ruin trans reputation? it seems to be the thing to do.

>>5333165
no just myself, probably I will be making these noises in a few min https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0JAvuc8KOs

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>>5333169

I feel really cute today and no one can stop me

>>5333169
>mtfg finally becomes moe irl.jpg

>>5333175
fat ugly tranny

>>5332759
http://pasteboard.
co/2BtMDroI.jpg

so this is me now with as much facial hair removed as possible and zero gross shaving rash, I think it's safe to say I'll be using this stuff all the time from now on and never touching a razor again

EVERYBODY USE MAGIC SHAVE

only downside is that now there's nothing hiding my godawful bone structure it's clear just how much of a hon I am and it's depressing as all fuck

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>>5333163
I'm not sure!

>tfw your pillow will never hug you back

>>5333180
There's already strong competition in that segment.

>>5333189
not bad

So there's a national shortage of my HRT medication and it's looking like I'm going to have to switch prescriptions. I'm on .5 milligrams of Delestrogen via intramuscular injection every other week, but I might switch to pills if they're equally effective. I've been with the needles for about 5 years now since the beginning, and I'm nervous about making a switch. What are other people doing? How has it been working for you?

>>5333189
much better

>>5333189
i'm happy for you

>>5333185
You're always cute.

I love you.

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>>5333189
fuck you edgar

>>5333189
holy shit you actually look decent when you arn't pulling a disgusting face

>>5333164
>missing the joke
I'm not even misgendering you, if anything mister salty should be upset over bad use of his likeness.

>>5333189
can't call you old kiwi face anymore

>>5333195
I take estrofem. Would highly recommend, especially if you're coming from injections since estrofem goes straight into your blood as it is taken sublingually.

>>5333171
Idk desu, but the aches have stopped for the most part, so I know I'm on the tail end of it.
>>5333179
Don't be. I stockpiled on water and a bit of food, and I'm just waiting it out.
>>5333185
Hi Caddy! ^-^

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>>5333199
>tfw edgar has a more feminine face than me

I would get bullied so badly if I posted a pic.

>>5333156
Caddy can take constructive criticism for what it is.. Why you feel the need to hug box her voice into hondom is beyond me. Didn't the recording say her mom said the same thing? You also shouldn't misgender people like it's a joke.

>>5333211
I bet mine is worse.

>>5332979
>implying I don't complain about the fact I look bad on an almost constant basis
I think I'm pretty self-aware in at least this regard, m9

also, one thing I don't get
I clearly look like shit
yet people sometimes call me cute or hot
when I'm in makeup and shit and look like a ridiculous hon
and at first I think they're just joking or being polite but then they fuck me and, in some cases, usually only fuck women, so if it's a joke it's a pretty elaborate one
idgi

>>5333182
um... for research reasons can you film yourself once the vibrators arrive?

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>>5333208
o-oh ok, how are u??? up to anything...??

>>5333188
>fat
y thank u, I've had to work rlly hard to gain weight

>tranny
wheredouthinkweare.jpg

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>>5333217
I bet it isn't though.

I'm as masculine looking as 30+ years old men and i've been on hrt for two years.

>>5333214
her voice passes, even though you may not like the sound of it

>>5333219
trip on faggot

>>5333224
I'm as masculine as 30+ year old men, and I can't get hrt.

>>5333203
oh i see why people dislike you now. the misgendering, the cattiness and the childish grade school level humor all packaged into an unfortunate being.

>>5332940
I'm so autistic I physically am unable to cry from sadness most of the time, only from physical pain
so I'm just miserable but nobody can tell and assumes it's confidence, very helpful when going full honmode in public tbhon

>mfw opening up to even the people I'm closest to emotionally is impossible because I can barely express emotion visibly full stop

tbf compared to most of my other issues this actually has its benefits and doesn't bother me most of the time

>>5333214
Her voice is fine, I have met more than a handful of women who sound exactly the same.
>you shouldn't misgender people like it's a joke
Are you being serious rn? You're being triggered because the first image that I found to have "salty" in it also had the word "mister"?

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New daily reminder.
Stay alone, it's the only safe option

>>5332968
this sounds fake and autistic, and I should know, I'm a registered autist

>>5333236
This is good advice and I'm going to follow at least until the new year.

>>5333226
Liking/disliking and passing/unpassing here is subjective so no point of even arguing about it. I only said people shouldn't hug box when things can always be improved.

post orc faces and ill photoshop and make you beautiful free of charge

im bored

>>5333236
oh no...

>>5333214
>constructive
kek

>>5333221
Watching "History" Channel and coding, while talking to my mom about fashion stuff.
How about you?
>>5333245
>tfw sludge-skins lurk here
My elf blood boils

>>5333245
make me look passable, use this pic >>5332947

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p.s. if i had a mild crush on the old timey trip haunter and have had it forever but now he's single and we talked about living together etc cause he needs a roommate in seattle would that be good or bad? altho idk if anyone here even knows him

>>5333226
She could adjust it slightly and it would sound phenomenal, because honestly it does sound pretty cartoonish.

>>5333199
sorry if I upset you, it's the only face I have, I'd post a different one if I had one

>>5333211
>>5333217
>>5333224
you're all wrong, I'm the ugliest one here, at least by female standards
even with full ffs I will look like a mildly feminine alien freak at best

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>>5333230
Anon please, i'm pretty much more masculine than my dad at this point.

It's sad because i'm the only one who is this crazy masculine in my family.
>>5333233
That's useful.

I cry way too much, pretty much every day which sucks because sometimes I ruin my friends mood with my awful whining.
>>5333256
No.

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>>5333234
I'm not OP.
By the way here is a picture that resembles you. It's a chubby nerdy looking person just like you, but look past the fact it's a man. What? Are you serious? You think I'm misgendering you because it's a "man"?

Glad to see all the salt isn't gone this morning.

>>5333245
do me, use >>5333199?? pls

>>5333252
sounds cool... is he cute?

>>5333259
we should use hei hei salt, that stuff rocks

>>5333257
yes
a lot of my pics are actually incredibly flattering compared to IRL

>>5333214
"is your voice still retarded hon?" Isn't constructive criticism don't act like you're being nice and helpful.

>>5333263
We got some sea salt while we were in Canada earlier this month and it's pretty good.

>>5333252
Do w/e makes you happy Edie <3 Take into consideration if you two would make swell roommates outside of crushing tho, just in case. I've lived with an ex before and it worked out fine desu.

>>5333258
lol elanna is a moron dont bother

>>5333261

he's like beyond gorgeous, pic related
he used to trip on /soc/ forever ago when the board was first created. idr how we ended up following each other on everything but we've flirted casually, nothing serious at all, for years. not that i'd want to leap on him now that he's single? that'd be horrible. but i do think he's cute. but also he needs a roommate and if i could live in seattle for as cheap as he's saying...liiikeee..... would it be wrong to move in with him and/or continue crushing?

>>5333268

idk like we've never really been super close! it just seemed like a good opportunity. but i have mild infatuation ;3;

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>>5333264
I can't even take flattering pics.

I'm most likely immune to hrt which would explain my orc like features and why i'm so masculine compared to everyone else.

>>5333275
oh my godd..... \\\\\\_\\\\\\

>>5333275
oh fuck

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>tfw I will never marry Caddy
>tfw I will never wear a cute wedding dress next to her wearing one too
;~;

>>5333257
>Anon please, i'm pretty much more masculine than my dad at this point.
I'm pretty fucking manly looking.
Another reason I'd be stuffed, is because I was raised in a country town where even the women are masculine acting.
I talk like a full on guy. The thing is, the girls here do as well (but they make up for it with faces that aren't masculine).

Dropping it all would be like forgetting English. That's ignoring the physical stuff completely.

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>>5333250
s-sounds fun, fashion is so cool desu, I hope ur coding is coming along tho!! ^^;;

I'm mostly being ugly and frumpy, trying to study and watching interviews and panels for authors and game designers on youtube.. >.>;;

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>>5332719
Well I figure there's no point in discriminating against cute, right?

>>5332731
You're probably already alright, just work on looking like that cute girl you've always wanted to be, I believe in you!

And kek, why would you be gross, and trust me most guys are gross and perverted as fuck.

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omg it arrived
well I got to go

>>5333292
hi I don't believe we've met but everyone else seems to know you, so nice to meet you

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>>5333294

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>>5333285
I probably talk like a man too.
>>5333292
Because I have those great viking features and if I could pass I would've already.

>>5333275
move in might be fun ^_^

>>5333275
He is bootiful o//////o
>>5333290
It's coming along well, and panels sounds fun too ^-^

>>5333243
>passing irl
she's fulltime and interacts directly w people in a professional job with her voice.

how many here are at this level?

>>5333303
me...

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>>5333296
Evening madam'

>>5333300
>Because I have those great viking features and if I could pass I would've already.
Bummer, I dont know what to say man, god hates you, he hates me too.

You have to remember, the jews were right about one thing, god is an angry and brutal god, he flooded the world, he sent the 7 plagues on egypt, hes constantly pissed and we just get caught as collateral damage in his rage from time to time.

>>5333265
I think they could have said this instead >>5333253

>>5333279
>>5333283
>>5333301
>>5333302

DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AHAHAHAH
LIKEEEE he's so qt but it's not like we're super close other than occasional flirtation and liking each other's pics on tumblr and insta etc like it's not a big thing. so living with him should be fine? i think. but he's so qt that idek. i assumed he still had a gf and stuff and idk. IDK IDK

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>>5333258
Lmao wtf are you high?

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>>5333306
I guess so.

Would probably make a pretty good guy if I wasn't mentally ill

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>tfw 16" shoulders
Just fuck me up senpai

>>5333306
are you a girl or a boy I can't tell, I just assume everyone here is a girl but idek

>>5333303
I am sort of, though I've had to leave my job I was working fulltime and no one knew I was a tran

>>5333308
no yeah he cute
and I have high standards for boys

>>5333317
>tfw 16" shoulders and 5´10"

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>>5333292
post dick.

> Don't shower during the weekend because "I'm not going out anyways" and because hair
> wake up today without enough time to shower
Shit, at least I'm acclamated to it.

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>>5333320
I'm only an inch shorter
Shit sucks

>>5333308
my neighbor is pretty cute. he had a gf but they split... I really want him to hold me down... \\-\\

>>5333303
What does that have to do with her potential to improve it? Maybe the people she's interacting with may be convinced more easily?